pyxeljoe
Joined Feb 2021
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pyxeljoe's rating
Guo Jingming's films are so spectacularly, unwatchably awful that they are--on some level--a genuine miracle. How a dude this divinely untalented continues to get work is beyond me.
In addition to not understanding what a film should look, sound, or feel like, Mr. Guo also has no idea whatsoever how to tell a story. If you watch this movie, you will not only have no idea what's going on, you will be exposed to dialogue so pretentiously cringe-inducing it puts you at severe risk of permanent spinal injury.
So I didn't like it, in other words.
In addition to not understanding what a film should look, sound, or feel like, Mr. Guo also has no idea whatsoever how to tell a story. If you watch this movie, you will not only have no idea what's going on, you will be exposed to dialogue so pretentiously cringe-inducing it puts you at severe risk of permanent spinal injury.
So I didn't like it, in other words.