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vampyrecowboy

Joined Aug 2001
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The Master of Disguise

The Master of Disguise

3.4
1
  • Mar 10, 2013
  • just another review of this lousy flat waste of time

    I didn't expect much from this movie - based on the reviews and what I got was even less than I expected.

    As like most of the other stuff that Adam Sandler has his hands on, or any connection with whatsoever - this is dismal, shoddy and embarrassing on all levels - and almost no coherent redeeming value.

    Do yourself a favour and avoid this one as well. It's a failure from the first 2 minutes - because there is no plot, the characters are poorly created, the casting is totally off and there is little if anything else to keep you amused or entertained.

    Like most of the other reviewers of this movie, I too will warn you - and it's your responsibility if you don't take it.

    This is beyond a waste of time.
    Movie 43

    Movie 43

    4.4
    5
  • Feb 17, 2013
  • It has it's moments

    This is far from a typical comedy that most people will be used to.

    It's not American Pie or a rom-com.

    It's an art form that is funny in a very dark fashion and while some segments are better than other, it is till funny - even when it is rudely sick.

    I've co-written a comedy movie like this many years ago, so I know how this plays out and what it takes to make the skits work.

    I found it funny, not that I will view it over and over again, nor will I call it anywhere in my favourites, because it's not.

    It still is far better than one of the movies I've seen a few days ago, which I can never say was written with any thought to it and was just stupid to all proportions...unintentionally.

    Most of you will never enjoy this movie, because you have been brainwashed into liking TV shows like "FRIENDS" and "Sex and The City" reruns - and you think that is what comedy is...

    Well this is comedy, without the laugh track. It's written well, but it's not for everybody. In-fact, even though it's written well, it's still not great or even good...because it's so off the usual which what we are accustomed to.

    All I can say is, it's crafty and I'm glad that I didn't have to pay to see this - otherwise I too would be bashing it more than I did.
    Suicide Blonde

    Suicide Blonde

    5.2
    2
  • Feb 15, 2013
  • review number 6

    So far - there have been 5 reviews of this movie - and astonishingly, they are all somehow reviewed as supposedly the best film ever made.

    Well, in reality, this is far from the truth.

    If the script was any worse, it would be un-produced.

    This has possibly the worst casting and setup and dialogue I have ever seen on screen.

    Casting for this is absolutely horrendous and they deliver their lines with as much spark and enthusiasm as a dying bird.

    There are far better bad movies out there to watch. If you like watching bad movies, you will have a huge selection to choose from. This ranks at the bottom of the barrel of the bad.

    Don't let the cover of the DVD fool you - as it did me.

    I own the DVD, but it was given to me as a gift. I am graciously pleased that I never actually had to pay for this - I would be very irate.

    This is very bad on so many levels. Do yourself a favour and go to sleep instead.
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