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I'm not really sure where to begin. From start to finish, bad, stinky bad, like stepping into a port-a-john on a 100 degree day. If you force yourself to watch this as I did, keep some Vicodin handy for the pain. I will never understand how flicks this bad make it past the cutting room without the entire reel ending up on the floor. The movie is a cross between Gumby rides Pokey, meets the terminator, meets Wally Beaver playing cowboys and Indians without the cowboys. I've seen better animation in the original cut of the Blob. You will get more entertainment from watching Gone with the Wind while suffering from the puke and poops. Bad acting and hokey lines will have you squirming and wishing you had rented Peewee's big Top or watched every episode of Gilligan's Island back to back. UGH..I'm going to go slit my wrist now.

OK, I liked the movie (Would somebody please have sex with the Japanese girl already!) but I just could not get past the liberal overtones of the largest issues we all hear about every day. The message that the movie is jamming down the viewers throat is that guns are bad, illegal aliens are all suffering at the hands of neanderthal boarder guards and hunters are going to somehow cause your demise. That's a blanket description but it summarizes the absurd message Hollywood tries to make in this and it seems, every POC movie they release from their studios like s**t falling from a cow's a**. The only reason they pick such hot topics and sensationalize them is because the truthful facts are rather boring.

1. Your children (and anyone else for that matter) are in much greater danger when they or you visit a friend that owns a swimming pool, not a gun. The fatality ratio for swimming pools to guns is just about 100:1. Imagine Hollywood trying to sensationalize swimming pool deaths. Hunting and guns are part of the reason you're able to be where you are in the first place. Hmm..now that I think about it, cars kill more people than guns. So does the common cold, the flu and aspirin. Great material for a sensational movie plot, huh?

2. Illegal aliens are just that, ILLEGAL. You should not feel sorry for them when they come here, make a life illegally at taxpayers expense and then get deported. Lets take care of our own first, folks. If life in Mexico sucks so badly and their leaders are such tyrants, Mexicans should band together and change things the way Americans did for themselves 200+ years ago. Don't come here illegally and expect Americans to look the other way. Any American that busts his or her butt for whatever they own or gain should wake up and smell the coffee.

Other than the politically correct BS that the movie tries to drive home, it's another fine, run of the mill, same ol' same ol' flick. I guess I shouldn't take it to heart, thinking that people pay any attention to actors and their deep pocket drivel. After all, it "IS" only a movie..."thank goodness for usenet releases and unsecured WiFi connections from a neighboring Hotel"