iamhoganrob

Watching this movie made me feel like I was drunk. Honestly I wish I had been, since it probably would have made this experience far more enjoyable. There were way too many irrelevant characters, and even the ones that mattered there were too many. I was left baffled by the villain's plan and the whole plot was built on a series of stupid contrivances. It felt like we were focusing on the completely wrong things and ignoring the actual plot. Why is it important that this man wants to be a cop? Why is it important that he's having a kid? Answer is that it doesn't. This movie had absolutely no business being 2 hours long. If they actually focused on what was important and skipped the random filler it could have been an hour and it probably should have been. As many people have said the acting is atrocious. And yes I did knock an entire star off for the title.

I got about 15 minutes into this movie and I was very confused why we were sitting through so many pointless musical numbers. Then I looked up the cast and I realized that that the person playing the popstar in this movie, who had all the singing numbers, is Shyamalan's daughter. I realized at this point that this was literally nothing more than an opportunity for him to promote his daughter's music. There is SO much singing in this movie it's actually painful.

The plot genuinely does not matter, it's nothing but a series of stupid contrivances that form the foundation for what is essentially a half-hearted musical. I kept waiting for this to be over and it just kept going. The last half hour or so of this movie is just this man escaping from the police in increasingly stupid and frustrating ways. I wouldn't say I was entertained for a single minute of this. Bad writing, bad plot, terrible acting, and mediocre musical numbers. Shyamalan, next time just share the link to your daughter's Spotify and save us all the time.

I don't think I've ever been so bored by a film in me entire life. Watching it felt like I was swimming through neck-deep mud. This was 90 minutes of a man walking through the forest at an absolute snail's pace. Even the camera pans were agonizingly slow. It felt like someone had gone through in post-production and set the entire movie to 0.5 times speed. The dialogue was similarly tedious, with characters going on random monologues about boring and seemingly unrelated stories for no clear reason. There was a point where a character we had never met before told a story for over ten minutes about another character that we had never met or even seen. Maybe this could have worked as a a short film, but I did not need to watch a man walking through the woods for an hour and a half. Save your money and just go stare at some trees for a while.