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This is like a gender studies class wrote a play to perform for their college and somehow it got turned into a movie script. It feels like a series of set pieces rather than a cohesive story. No one remotely acts like a human. They seem more like aliens who took acid. Dialogue is either thinly veiled preaching or the characters trying to see who can be the quirkiest. The lead actress needs psychiatric help if she thought this was a good performance.

For some reason, this got added to Shudder even though it has absolutely nothing to do with horror.

The only mildly interesting thing was seeing what Dudley Dursley looks like all grown up.

I like watching bad movies but this was on a different level like the Cats remake.

The first time I quit after "Casanova" started monologging. I forced myself to make it through the second time. It's typical indie arthouse crap. There's long periods of silence or nothing happening.

It almost comes across as making fun of philosophy majors because of how over the top pretentious they are and how they randomly go on rants about human nature.

It feels like the movie thinks we're stupid because it repeatedly beats you over the head with the drug addiction allegory. Then does it again. This idea is neither original nor well executed.

For a better version of this movie, watch Habit.

Not even Christopher Walken can save this.

The original is a pretty standard slasher beyond its gimmick and predictable villain. I always thought the magic thing was weird. At least they got David Copperfield.

This is one is basically the same. The first 90% is one for one. The only difference is the final twist which you can figure out because they stole it from another classic slasher movie.

They just added the most blatant, cheap modernizations possible: a more diverse cast, social media, selfies, dropping trendy terms like "polyamorous", "snowflake", "canceled" etc...

The "Boy Who Cried Wolf" thing doesn't work after the 5th time.