CCrusader

This movie doesn't deserve a full review, so I'm just gonna say some reasons why I didn't like it.

1) How is Superman, supposedly the strongest man alive, getting beaten up all the time? He constantly needs other heroes or even his dog to save him. Seriously, he can't even break glass when confronting Lex.

2) Why is he angry and shouting nonstop? He acts like a child when he loses his dog. Christopher Reeve's Superman was calm and mature; that's the hero I respect. This version is just frustrating.

3) It's called Superman, so why bring in other heroes?

4) The costume looks ridiculous, like a cheap cosplay. And that bowl haircut for Green Lantern? Come on.

5) Acting was flat too. David's performance feels boring compared to Henry's, who could play both good and bad convincingly. The characters' chemistry felt shallow, and apart from Lex and Lois Lane, no one really stands out.

Honestly, this felt like a movie made for teenagers with a big marketing push. If you don't overthink it, it might be fun on the surface, but anyone with common sense will find a lot wrong here. I won't be watching any more from this director. The best Superman movie for me remains Man of Steel.

The story is weak, the villain is forgettable, and the humor just doesn't land. I only laughed twice the entire time, and even that felt like a stretch. With five writers involved, you'd expect at least a few clever moments, but instead we get tired, recycled jokes that either go nowhere or get dragged out until they're painful. Jack Black is doing his usual over-the-top shtick, and Jason Momoa feels like he's in a completely different movie, awkwardly bouncing between fake tough guy and loud, screaming goofball. A couple of silly bits might get a smirk, but overall it's an obnoxious, lazy, and tone-deaf adaptation. One of the most forgettable video game movies I've seen in a while.

Titans is a trainwreck that you can't look away from. The cast is talented, but the writing is terrible. The action sequences are well-choreographed, but the special effects are inconsistent. The tone is all over the place, and the pacing is glacial.

Titans is a show that is trying to be too many things at once. It wants to be a dark and gritty superhero drama, but it also wants to be a campy action show. It wants to explore complex themes, but it also wants to be mindless entertainment. As a result, the show fails to achieve any of its goals.

The characters in Titans are underdeveloped and one-dimensional. Dick Grayson is a brooding and angsty teenager, even though he is supposed to be an adult. Starfire is a naive and innocent alien, even though she is supposed to be a powerful warrior. Beast Boy is a wisecracking comic relief character, even though he is supposed to be a complex and tragic figure.

The writing in Titans is often cheesy and clichéd. The dialogue is stilted and unnatural. The plots are predictable and uninspired.

The special effects in Titans are inconsistent at best. Some of the CGI looks good, but some of it looks downright terrible.

The pacing in Titans is glacial. The episodes often drag on and on, and there is often very little action or excitement.

Overall, Titans is a hot mess. It's a show that is trying to be too many things at once, and it fails to achieve any of its goals. If you're looking for a good superhero show, then look elsewhere.