ukheather's reviews

This is a terrible film.

Where to start? The awful fake British accents, the dreadful script and awful "comedy".

It's really horrific.

The lead is especially bad, but everyone is really bad.

It's not at all funny.

Why not just set it where it's filmed, in Australia instead of pretending very poorly to be English?

The cast are just shockingly bad!

The script is just as bad.

It just adds anything it thinks is English but it just does it badly.

You won't laugh at all.

Think one of the fake high rated reviews is the studio. Go read and see for yourself.

I have never seen such a bad "comedy" and I've seen tens of thousands of films!

I had to write a review to save you from this.

I used to watch Dexter but this is truly awful.

It's more like "meet the Morgan's" instead of dexter.

The actor is much too smiley. Dexter doesn't smile 100 times an hour but this guy does.

He also talks to women better which isn't right as that was his thing, being awkward. But in this he's like a totally different person.

We saw flashbacks in Dexter, yet in this he's like totally different.

It's a lot of the same things we have already seen such as when Dexter was a child an in that shipping container, the mother, etc.

He's also meant to be like 20ish, yet clearly is in his 30's!

Why would be still live at home too?

Debra is the worst!

She's in way too many scenes, like it said it's more like it's about the family, not Dexter. And she's even more annoying than she was in Dexter.

Way too many scenes.

She just moans like a 5 year old who wants constant daddy's attention.

I thought it would be ok but it's really not.

The high ratings will be just hardcore fans that just are happy it's another Dexter show. It's just not good.

Watching the same old things we covered in Dexter as well is just too depressing.

It's honestly painful to watch.

This is so incredibly dull. Not only is there no story, but no one has proper conversations.

It's truly one of the worst films I've seen and I've seen over 15k movies.

Expect minimal speaking, and when they do it's like "oh look a bird" or "look at the horizon". No real speaking. Absolutely no conversation.

Story is non-existent.

It's like watching people do nothing and day almost nothing for over an hour and a half.

There isn't one positive thing I can say. Not one!

Watch this if you can't sleep and want the dullest movie ever to send you to sleep.

Literally any other movie is better than this.

Truly awful. The acting is dreadful. Sounds like they are reading from a script instead of acting.

The story is terrible too, but the acting is the biggest let down. Really is like no one prepared and the acting is robotic.

Feels like the kids in it, wrote it as it's that bad! So many kids can act great, these aren't those.

Not sure if they are all just friends of whoever wrote it perhaps.

If you like watching kids act badly and a terrible storyline, this if the film for you. If you like a half decent film, skip this one or watch some paint dry, it's much better.

Not many ratings as at the time of writing there is only one other review.

It's not great, and there are a lot of inconsistencies.

She says "30 hours until the concert" one night in a casino, then 3 nights pass and she still gets to the concert?!

That's basic storytelling and they couldn't do that.

Lots of inconsistencies in it Also she is gambling and there is an elvis impersonator, but then turns out she is in California not vegas and needs to drive to vegas. That didn't make much sense either.

She also didn't buy a concert ticket, nor book a hotel.

Ans the hotel accepted euros? Nope that's not a thing in the USA.

The lead wrote and directed it, and I think she should have cast someone else. She wasn't good.

I found the character infuriating but I didn't rate low due to that, it was just bad.

2 stars for effort.

This was not only a bad story, but also badly acted by some of the cast, but the CGI, story and realism is not there.

The lead female is shockingly bad! She should quit acting.

They aren't even doing what storm chasers do. The tools they use, they aren't using.

It's like a kid watched the first film and wanted to remake it with a younger cast, and just messed it up.

I swear the CGI was better in the first! And that one was very old, before tech got like it is today.

It fails to deliver the excitement and dramatic effects expected from a disaster film.

The plot is formulaic, characters lack development, and the special effects are poor.

Definitely don't recommend.

I love Hallmark movies and watch tons of them

The male lead is terrible. Really bad. The female isn't great, but nothing like the male. He really lets it down

The story is very silly but I won't spoil it, but it is ridiculous.

She should be concerned with other things!

Something major happens and she is smiles with no concern for the future... it's just so silly.

Plus there is a twist that makes no sense as the fate was stated earlier in the film, but changes later for this twist that makes zero sense!

The 10/10 ratings are definitely not real! Must be fake.

It's not a 1 but it's nowhere near a 10!

I personally cannot stand jack nor his humour (I'm British too) and this is the most painful movie. Not just because he is in it, but because it's not funny and boring as hell.

It's not only very UNfunny, but it's painful with not 1 but 2 Jacks in this! Won't say more as not going to spoil it if you do watch it.

If you like comedy movies with out any humour that are more boring than anything, then this is the movie for you.

If you like comedy movies to be funny and don't want to be bored senseless, this isn't for you. More so if you don't like jack whitehall!

The writing is poor and the comedy is even worse.

I only leave reviews if I feel it's needed.

The story was pretty meh, expected more with found footage style films, the ending was too abrupt too

The main issue I had was that as the story has high pitched sounds on it later in the film, they actually made me really sick with a migraine from the sound! Physically sick.

A high pitched sound comes in the film and there is a really high one they complain about, and a lower level one that lasts for a long time, that not everyone can hear.

It made me physically sick with a migraine due to the sound lasting for 20-30 mins.

Avoid if you can hear high pitched sounds, especially if they ever make you unwell.

This is such a bad film. 15 mins in and I'm ready for the end. I stick with it to the end to see if it picked up. It didn't.

Trust the other low scores and ignore the fake 10. This is bad.

Soon as it started I said "I bet this guy produced or directed this" and yup he did.

The humour is none existent. It's like childish humour that doesn't even bring a smirk. It's not even slightly funny. We looked at each other every time there was a "joke" and both rolled our eyes every time.

The conversations were painful, childish, pointless conversations. Barely any discussion of the trip, just moaning, arguing and childish conversations.

It's like 2 young kids in a playground. No joke!

It's not I don't get the humour, I'm British too, it's just the worst I've ever seen. Honestly, and I watch 2 movies every single day so seen a lot of films!

Humour is the worst I've seen in a while. It's like two 10-13 year old kids making "jokes" with barely any storyline. It's like they were just trying to get in "jokes" rather than a good story.

No story, constant music and skipping through their trip super fast, only stopping the music and sped up scenes for the "jokes". And the jokes aren't even jokes.

Be prepared to not laugh. At all. And be prepared for the dumbest, most pointless, unfunny, childish conversations ever.

-10 but can't rate negative, so 1 star.

The acting is terrible. The lead actress is so bad I would t be surprised if she paid for the part! It's the worst I've seen in a long time as she's the lead!

The review score is justified.

I was a little wary with the lack of reviews but it's a really good film!

Highly recommend it. Don't let the lack of reviews put you off.

Also as someone disabled, I liked it addressed disabled people as well which many films don't include.

This is incredibly unfunny. Nothing was funny.

Rebel seems to always so the same humour and it's not funny.

Watch this only if you're a fan as it's a trash for the rest of us.

I really had a good laugh at this, but it isn't a comedy. It is just hilarious in parts at the script or other things.

The acting isn't the worst I've seen although not great, but the script and bad camera shots that make it worse.

I laughed out loud in parts and I wasn't alone.

The acting is not great with a few really bad actors in it, the story is silly and had some really silly plot holes. It's not the worst film I've seen but it's not good at all.

I am a fan of Bruce and surprised he keeps doing movies like this. I guess it's still money.

Shannon Doherty turned up which I had to check it was her on here as I wasn't sure at first.

Ive seen much worse, but it's watchable if you want to kill some time, but don't expect a good film.

3/4 through the film the story gets a bit silly and there is a lot of made up stuff in "the fortress" that made no sense but it's fine as a meh film.

I hadn't heard of Louis although I had seen a few of his paintings without realising it was him.

A really nice guy who loved cats and wanted to share them with everyone.

What a shame about the copyright issue!

Well worth a watch.

As a fan of Hallmark films, i am used to the usual standard of acting. This is like a film pretending to be a Hallmark movie.

The lead female is so annoying you just want her to never speak again but she never shuts up and the acting is poor. The male has a terrible fake accent and can't act very well either. Not sure if he just tried too hard to be a posh English guy rather than concentrating on acting.

The acting is just too bad. It's really horrible!

I don't know why they cast these actors at all. After all normally they are all fine.

Worst one to date.

Kellie Pickler isn't a very good actress and her endless bad miming to clearly pre-recorded in a studio with added auto tune makes it quite painful.

I usually really enjoy Hallmark movies. This character and singing isn't needed and shouldn't have been so clearly badly mimed to auto tune rich pre-recorded songs for what were all supposed to be random impromptu singing opportunities.

But the actress let the film down for me mostly. Shame as the other actors as fine as you usually get.

It's actually not too bad a film. Obviously on a budget but the acting was fine and least the storyline was a bit different.

Stick with it if you aren't sure to start with. It's not bad.

Ignore the 1's. It's not a 1.

This was so bad. It's just lots of people obsessed with Rocky and being angry at people for talking badly about a fictional character in a movie.... It's just so hilariously BAD!

Unless a Rocky fan, avoid! Seriously!

This really is a snoozefest and feels like it's a promotion video for this place in Sweden.

Also animal cruelty involved. Two of them pick small jellyfish up and thrown them at each other in a jellyfish throwing battle. No need for this! This IS animal cruelty!

The film is fine, but the lead apparent 16 year old is not only incredibly annoying but she is clearly 21 and literally is plus the overacting of her pretending to be is dreadful.

It's hard it ignore when she is in most scenes.

Otherwise it's a typical TV movie.

This is really boring and confusing. I didn't expect much but this was really bad. Was excited for it ending.

Lynn Shane is the usually crazy lady character she usually plays in every film.

Avoid!