specialbobby

... let alone National Treasure, but a lot more watchable than Uncharted.

Fountain of Youth is a big budget A-Sexual treasure hunting caper with a lot owed to The Mummy but completely devoid of romance or any sassiness by way of the main characters being siblings. The script has none of Guy Ritchies usual banter or humour abs all the jokes kinda fall flat, John Krasinski's no Indiana Jones and looks odd swinging a punch, Natalie Portman is a bit dull and there's nowhere near enough Tucci, but all this aside, if you've got kids and a bag of popcorn, watch it as a family and you'll probably get some fun from it. It looks good, it sounds exciting, but if like the film your looking for the perfect adventure, then that can be found elsewhere.

Die Hard with Menopause. Now I'm not going to pretend I've watched this film beginning to end so I'll review what I've seen so far.

Did Cannon make this film? It's cliche ridden and ticking boxes quicker than you can say 'ink', Viola Davis's Potus starting as a slightly weak character who can handle a fight but not criticism, a feisty strong independent daughter who's escapologist skills will no doubt come into play later, Anthony Anderson looking completely broken and cuckold as the First Man, spilling gush when needed and an irrelevant after thought for a son. I expect Clark Gregg is double crossing (don't know yet?) but I just spied him and he hasn't had a line and the loyal Mexican will no doubt lose his life in the line of duty. British PM being typically slimy and Tory, well that's on point. Homelander looks good with a beard though and natural Aussie 'bloke' voice. 4/10 as it'll always been fun to pick apart.

'Give a man a fish....' Can't believe the Presidents dad came up with that analogy, a genius, maybe it'll catch on.