joachim-835-26231
Joined Sep 2010
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Seriously... the acting in this pile is so wooden I half expected them to get naked and start going at it at any time.
Or, actually, that is an insult to porn stars, as even they act better.
Effects look like something from a 1960s movie, plot is a joke, script is a roll of toilet paper (the used kind).
I guess you could sit down and watch it if you have nothing better to do with your time. Even though pretty much ANYTHING is better.
Your best bet would be to drink a LOT before sitting down if you want to last more than 5 minutes. Maybe then it passes into "so bad it's funny" territory.
Or, actually, that is an insult to porn stars, as even they act better.
Effects look like something from a 1960s movie, plot is a joke, script is a roll of toilet paper (the used kind).
I guess you could sit down and watch it if you have nothing better to do with your time. Even though pretty much ANYTHING is better.
Your best bet would be to drink a LOT before sitting down if you want to last more than 5 minutes. Maybe then it passes into "so bad it's funny" territory.