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So, how can I put this?

This movie was just awful. I mean, I laughed once. ONCE. And that was more because of the laugh from the guy sitting in the theater, seriously...I loved that guys laugh.

Anyway this whole thing was pure nonsense. Terrible plot, terrible forced "jokes", cameos from tired B-list and Z-list celebrities everywhere to fill time, regurgitated tripe that's already been done in the TV show a million times...

I might also add that I had a nap for 15mins before the final scene.

Just don't bother "dahling"!

How can I put this? You know how when you go to the dentist to have root canal work done and the dentist tells you that you may experience some 'discomfort' afterward and what he really means is that you'll be in agony once the anaesthesia wears off and you'll just want to lie down in a dark room and pray for death rather than live through one more second of the pain shredding its way through your nervous system? Yeah. This movie. This movie right here is like having root canal work carried out on your soul. Forget it. Don't watch it, don't look at it, don't even bother reading the rest of this review. For real. You will find no redeeming qualities in this movie. Okay, so maybe the main guy was OK acting wise. I do have one question for the movie producers...what was with the end credits soundtrack choice? Really? You're gonna hit us with some trap rap hip hop tune that was in no way related to anything that happened in the movie and really really really didn't go with the atmosphere (or lack of) that you tried (and failed) to aim for? Nope. I'm out. NEXT!