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Henderson_Smith

Joined Jul 2004
I despise reality TV, Hayden Christiansen, Matthew McConaughey, people who LOVE Tarantino films and try and argue "He's not copying.. it an homage" (gytes..), George Lucas, Brett Ratner, the films of Rob Zombie (how the fuck can you just "Not get it??") and Scientologist actors (except Jason Lee - and that's purely cause he shuts the fuck up about it..). A freelance journalist and Australian Navy Medic who cites as his favourite films: "Ghost Dog", "Music and Lyrics", the "Lone Wolf" series, "Batman Begins", and every single Zombie movie ever made.

His favourite tv series are "Little Britain", "Fawlty Towers", "Black Books", "Dexter" and "Heroes" - he once worked as an actor in the early 90's and has met Jessica Alba, and seen Jason Donovan nude: he'd wished it'd been the other way around.

He asserts every other form of music is a variation on the work of Jamiroquai ...
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Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell

Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell

6.5
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  • Mar 5, 2008
  • As if the name's not a clue: An Emetic for the eyes!!

    Vomitously bad. The wooden style of Acting, ego-enriched dialog, and generic fight choreography means this is headed straight for the garbage pile.

    Admittedly, seeing the title of this film, one could be forgiven for assuming it to be deliberately humorous, and worthy of sitting in the same stable as the works of Troma, and Tarantino's god awful latter work - yet this manages to lower the bar to almost subterranean levels: this film is so incredibly awful the Moorlocks would move to the 'burbs..

    The redeemable part of this film is the beauteous bevy of sexually ambiguous young ladies suitably fanged (another cliché, but great to watch), and a film this bad allows one to further deter watching films created by this group of people again.

    The sky is the limit - HOWEVER, considering this garbage, there was never any risk of this being further air pollution.

    AVOID.

    (AND having read OTHER comments comparing Zen's work to Bruce Lee's, seriously man, you oughta be shot!)

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