dabooterang11
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Myself and my Father decided to rent out a new film for our Dirty Film Friday sessions unfortunately Mission Impossible wasn't available at the X-Rated video shop so we thought this would be a great compromise.
The film starts off in the city of California and our lead actress Brandy Aniston is seen talking on the phone to a mysterious man... Brandy seems to want this man to come over and fix her boiler which is sort of a strange opening for a spy film, but we'll roll with it for now.
The plumber (Played by Oscar nominated actor, stunt man and 4th man on the moon Bill Bailey) eventually arrives and drops fixes the boiler, though she said that she has no money to pay him which I find utterly ridiculous, it's as if she doesn't understand how a capitalist society works. Luckily she figures out that if she lets him put his dirty vein plunger in her pipes then it'll cover the cost.
The scenes were very well lit and the acting was superb however, when Bill pulls the vein plunger out of Brandy's pipe a bit of brown sweetcorn falls on the floor which made me feel very ill because I was eating corn on a cob with Nutella dip at the time.
Bill leaves and it turns out that he did a pretty good job fixing the boiler but he forgot to clean it! (Typical!) so she had to call over Barry Scott (Seriously that's the actors name look at the list) to come over with some Cillit Bang. Unfortunately as is typical of attractive blonde women, she thought that she wouldn't have to pay her way and would get the service for free, but our main man Barry Scott ain't no sucka.
Barry Scott makes a deal that if he can give her some... "Cillit Bang" without the il then it's job a good'un. What unfolds is some of the most passionate love making that I have ever witnessed in cinema history. 50 Shades of Gray doesn't even come close to this masterpiece, as the pair are having beautiful intercourse to the gentle silhouette of "Photograph" by the best band in the world Nickelback you really feel the intense emotion on your hot tip.
My rating - 7/10 - Absolutely beautiful and majestic, I also like that Barry Scott is a straight up playa, I aspire to be like him.
My Dads rating - 7/10 - My son kept throwing up after the sweetcorn scene which ruined both my immersion and my white rug, though it was a great film!
The film starts off in the city of California and our lead actress Brandy Aniston is seen talking on the phone to a mysterious man... Brandy seems to want this man to come over and fix her boiler which is sort of a strange opening for a spy film, but we'll roll with it for now.
The plumber (Played by Oscar nominated actor, stunt man and 4th man on the moon Bill Bailey) eventually arrives and drops fixes the boiler, though she said that she has no money to pay him which I find utterly ridiculous, it's as if she doesn't understand how a capitalist society works. Luckily she figures out that if she lets him put his dirty vein plunger in her pipes then it'll cover the cost.
The scenes were very well lit and the acting was superb however, when Bill pulls the vein plunger out of Brandy's pipe a bit of brown sweetcorn falls on the floor which made me feel very ill because I was eating corn on a cob with Nutella dip at the time.
Bill leaves and it turns out that he did a pretty good job fixing the boiler but he forgot to clean it! (Typical!) so she had to call over Barry Scott (Seriously that's the actors name look at the list) to come over with some Cillit Bang. Unfortunately as is typical of attractive blonde women, she thought that she wouldn't have to pay her way and would get the service for free, but our main man Barry Scott ain't no sucka.
Barry Scott makes a deal that if he can give her some... "Cillit Bang" without the il then it's job a good'un. What unfolds is some of the most passionate love making that I have ever witnessed in cinema history. 50 Shades of Gray doesn't even come close to this masterpiece, as the pair are having beautiful intercourse to the gentle silhouette of "Photograph" by the best band in the world Nickelback you really feel the intense emotion on your hot tip.
My rating - 7/10 - Absolutely beautiful and majestic, I also like that Barry Scott is a straight up playa, I aspire to be like him.
My Dads rating - 7/10 - My son kept throwing up after the sweetcorn scene which ruined both my immersion and my white rug, though it was a great film!
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Myself and my Father were fans of Man v. Food so decided to go to the X-Rated video store to see if we could purchase Season 1 on DVD however this was all that they had available at the time, we decided it had been a while since we did a Dirty Film Friday so we got the DVD, some baby lotion (I've recently had dry skin on my back) and some snacks and headed home.
We start up the DVD waiting to see some epic food eating challenges but are confronted by what I can only call the dark abyss and as the quote goes "If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you" - Friedrich Nietzsche. I felt the Abyss staring into my soul, it brought on a very uncomfortable feeling in the pit of my stomach especially because I could see some of last nights sweetcorn on the walls of the abyss.
The film was ridiculously eerie but the first food challenge was about to take place, me and my Father were extremely anxious to see what this young man was about to consume, he began by eating the sweetcorn off the corner of the abyss and then proceeded to french kiss her mystical fart box. It was incredibly brave, I can safely confirm that Adam Richman never took on a challenge this great.
At this stage I was beginning to feel quite sick and light headed myself as I was eating my dessert, a chocolate mousse without a spoon (They all needed washing and we're lazy men) I lost the will to go through his experience and ended up throwing up all over my favourite Pink Panther PJ bottoms. The sick looked like a skat fetishists wet dream however I was absolutely disgusted by this.
Soon I found that I would indeed be needing that baby oil and some tissues too, the sick had gone through the fabric of my PJ's and onto my legs, I used the baby oil to smooth off the vomit and the tissues to remove the stains from my legs.
The film had a very touching moment that I wasn't quite expecting from a food eating challenge video, Bobbi Starr made a speech that hit home with incredible power I will ad-lib the speech here for you now "Life, is a lot like eating the fecal matter of another human being, a lot like tonguing the dark abyss and a lot like drinking from the brown challis, if you are submissive you end up on your knees with a bad taste in your mouth so to all of those watching, take charge of the one life you are given and be brave." I was in tears after this speech as it really hit home for me, at that moment I decided that I was done with being a 29 year old virgin who watches porn films with my Dad...
This film inspired me to go out there and change my life for the better, now I am a successful cleaner who watches porn alone, on the job rather than with my Father, the courage to pursue this never would've happened if I didn't watch this eating challenge that faithful day.
Bobbi Starr, I love you and thank you so much for your positive message, now that you have changed my life I can overlook the sweetcorn and stare lovingly into your abyss alone at work.
My rating 8/10 - Change my life, the way I look at life... I deduct 2 points simply because you ruined my favourite Pink Panther Pajama bottoms.
My Dads Rating - 10/10 - My Son has stopped watching awkward films with me now, actually has a job and has only been caught looking at porn during work hours 8 times... This changed not just his life but mine, I also admire the bravery of Bobbi Starr for not caring what people think of her unwashed backside.
All in all, we could recommend this to anyone and everyone.
We start up the DVD waiting to see some epic food eating challenges but are confronted by what I can only call the dark abyss and as the quote goes "If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you" - Friedrich Nietzsche. I felt the Abyss staring into my soul, it brought on a very uncomfortable feeling in the pit of my stomach especially because I could see some of last nights sweetcorn on the walls of the abyss.
The film was ridiculously eerie but the first food challenge was about to take place, me and my Father were extremely anxious to see what this young man was about to consume, he began by eating the sweetcorn off the corner of the abyss and then proceeded to french kiss her mystical fart box. It was incredibly brave, I can safely confirm that Adam Richman never took on a challenge this great.
At this stage I was beginning to feel quite sick and light headed myself as I was eating my dessert, a chocolate mousse without a spoon (They all needed washing and we're lazy men) I lost the will to go through his experience and ended up throwing up all over my favourite Pink Panther PJ bottoms. The sick looked like a skat fetishists wet dream however I was absolutely disgusted by this.
Soon I found that I would indeed be needing that baby oil and some tissues too, the sick had gone through the fabric of my PJ's and onto my legs, I used the baby oil to smooth off the vomit and the tissues to remove the stains from my legs.
The film had a very touching moment that I wasn't quite expecting from a food eating challenge video, Bobbi Starr made a speech that hit home with incredible power I will ad-lib the speech here for you now "Life, is a lot like eating the fecal matter of another human being, a lot like tonguing the dark abyss and a lot like drinking from the brown challis, if you are submissive you end up on your knees with a bad taste in your mouth so to all of those watching, take charge of the one life you are given and be brave." I was in tears after this speech as it really hit home for me, at that moment I decided that I was done with being a 29 year old virgin who watches porn films with my Dad...
This film inspired me to go out there and change my life for the better, now I am a successful cleaner who watches porn alone, on the job rather than with my Father, the courage to pursue this never would've happened if I didn't watch this eating challenge that faithful day.
Bobbi Starr, I love you and thank you so much for your positive message, now that you have changed my life I can overlook the sweetcorn and stare lovingly into your abyss alone at work.
My rating 8/10 - Change my life, the way I look at life... I deduct 2 points simply because you ruined my favourite Pink Panther Pajama bottoms.
My Dads Rating - 10/10 - My Son has stopped watching awkward films with me now, actually has a job and has only been caught looking at porn during work hours 8 times... This changed not just his life but mine, I also admire the bravery of Bobbi Starr for not caring what people think of her unwashed backside.
All in all, we could recommend this to anyone and everyone.
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This film in my opinion has been one of the better films that I've witnessed in a while.
The plot was excellent and compelling as we follow the protagonist who is... er, well that's not exactly clear but we follow people and it's cool.
I really enjoyed the CGI effects and thought that they were top notch, Star Wars Episode VII has a lot to contend with when it's finally released. The crocodiles looked so real that I genuinely was scared that they would appear out of the television screen into my living room!
The 2 romance plots were really great as well and I felt like they were truly believable, I ended up almost shedding a tear towards the end because the young woman Chloe gave the gentleman the best gift a man can ask for (I won't spoil this).
I'd say that it's one of the best films released not just during the 2010's but also of all time. It's plot is extremely intricate and deep and the CGI effects are astonishing.
In my view this is a much watch I'd give it a solid 9/10 I only avoid giving it 10/10 because the eyebrows of one of the actresses freaked me out.
The plot was excellent and compelling as we follow the protagonist who is... er, well that's not exactly clear but we follow people and it's cool.
I really enjoyed the CGI effects and thought that they were top notch, Star Wars Episode VII has a lot to contend with when it's finally released. The crocodiles looked so real that I genuinely was scared that they would appear out of the television screen into my living room!
The 2 romance plots were really great as well and I felt like they were truly believable, I ended up almost shedding a tear towards the end because the young woman Chloe gave the gentleman the best gift a man can ask for (I won't spoil this).
I'd say that it's one of the best films released not just during the 2010's but also of all time. It's plot is extremely intricate and deep and the CGI effects are astonishing.
In my view this is a much watch I'd give it a solid 9/10 I only avoid giving it 10/10 because the eyebrows of one of the actresses freaked me out.
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