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Companion (2021)
Had potential
This movie had so much potential... a good premise, decent acting, etc. It just fell short in so many ways. One of those movies that you stick around and watch hoping there is an epic ending: spoilers, it didn't have one.
Autumn Road (2021)
No redeeming features
This was uniquely bad; the acting is terrible, the pacing so slow watching paint dry would be more entertaining and faster. I love low budget horror, even the bad ones that weren't trying to be b movie, but this? Save yourself the wasted time. No idea how this got ratings over 2 stars.
Stay Alive (2006)
Really enjoyed this
Is it a blockbuster? Probably not, but the premise was fun and well executed, the acting was pretty good, and I enjoyed the movie start to finish. The pacing was right and kept me interested. I'm a bit of a horror geek and rarely bother to post a review, but I think this one is worth watching.
Raptor Ranch (2013)
Deliberately bad
Is it a bad movie? Yes, absolutely, but B movie deliberately bad. I got a lot of giggles over the lines, especially the multiple nods towards the Jurassic Park franchise. It was fun to watch as long as you go in expecting silly.
The Lockdown Hauntings (2021)
Waste of time
As boring as lockdown was for all of us, this was pretty bad even by the standards of nothing to do for months on end. Pretty sure it was written, directed, and acted during lockdown to be silly, but meh.
Army of the Damned (2013)
Meh
Okay, the acting sucked and the 'plot' plods a bit, but if you don't go into watching this movie with high expectations you won't be disappointed. Lots of gratuitous gore and cussing, along the lines of Evil Dead without the panache to draw a cult classic following. A good movie to watch with the guys and play Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
I managed to sit through the whole movie, unfortunately. No more enlightened than I was at the start, and I have discovered a new and pervasive loathing for what sounds like Country meets Heavy Metal music!
One bonus feature, the cop smoking an E Cigarette was an amusing addition... Unfortunately it was the only memorable moment.