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Zion is the best thing about this quirky, funny little film. I caught it totally randomly, just appeared on my TV screen, I decided to watch because there was nothing else of interest on. Weird description: 'inspired by "The Little Prince", I had no clue what French story they referred to. Still, the plot just got weirder and weirder, but L. P., the character played by 8 year old Zion, delivered some of the funniest lines with the dead-pan professionalism of a seasoned actor. Why hasn't he done other movies or TV? The kid is a gem. Hope to see more from him. This movie is funny, definitely worth a watch. And yes, there's a guy named Barbra!

Well, the skimpily clad, high-heel wearing doofus drives alone thru South African jungle at night in an open Jeep, with no survival geer. Oh, she does have a cell phone, which she promptly tosses out when her boyfriend calls to check on her progress. After the crash, instead of staying on the one paved road, an obvious truck route, (a truck ran her off the road) for some dumb reason she wanders off deep into the jungle. In high heels. If anybody deserves to be eaten by a lion, Darwin says she's lunch. I hate to compare this tripe to the classic 'Walkabout', but that movie really showed how the 'city kid lost in nature' plot device was excellently done. This whole movie shoulda got lost in the jungle.... Oddly, unlike the 'Naked and Afraid' people, survival specialists all, this woman never had a problem making fire. Weird how that happens.....