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Ca$h (2010)
Unrealistic but fun. Sean Bean makes this movie.
A man finds a suitcase full of cash
Starring Sean Bean, Chris Hemsworth and Victoria Profeta
Written and Directed by Stephen Milburn Anderson
This is an enjoyable romp that kept me hooked all the way through. It's not the greatest movie ever made and it has it's fair share of plot holes and unrealistic elements, but I enjoyed watching it.
Sean Bean makes this film. Without him it wouldn't have worked. He is superb. The other two main characters, Chris Hemsworth and Victoria Profeta were less good. For much of the movie they seemed quite lacklustre and I didn't buy Hemsworth's accent. He was trying desperately to disguise his Australian accent but I think he struggled.
If you can get past the unrealistic plot in parts, this is a fun movie. Sean Bean at his best.
7/10
About Time (2013)
Love Actually meets Groundhog Day. Good movie.
A man discovers he can travel in time and sets out to find love
Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams and Bill Nighy
Written and directed by Richard Curtis
Well I am a sucker for any movie that includes time travel so how could I resist this one?
Okay it's more Love Actually than The Time Machine if you add a dash of Groundhog Day, but it's a really good feel good film. It's funny and witty in all the right places and it's really cleverly written. It more than keeps you interested for every scene. Normally I wouldn't really consider myself to be a rom-com kind of guy but this is an exception.
Domhnall Gleeson as the lead is a little bit of a wimp and the part could easily have been played by Hugh Grant but that aside he still played a good part as did everybody else.
This is one I would recommend.
Enjoyed
9/10
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Probably the best high school movie of the eighties
A bunch of high school kids spend their Saturday in detention
Starring Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall and Ally Sheedy
Written and directed by John Hughes
This is another one that I somehow managed to miss during the eighties. But then again I was only thirteen so it was probably a little old for me.
I was expecting this to be just like St Elmo's Fire and, although I really liked that movie, this was surprisingly totally different. It really is a great movie. It's very much a typical eighties film but this one has that something extra. It's funny in all the right places but also grabs at your heart strings with a splash of drama in all the right places as well. It's surprisingly well acted and probably has to go down as one of the greatest teenage high school movies ever made.
A lot of the plaudits must go down to the terrific script and direction by John Hughes.
I wasn't expecting to like this film as much as I did. But it turns out I love it.
10/10
WarGames (1983)
A fun movie for all the family. A trip back in time to the Eighties.
A teenager accidentally starts world war three
Starring Matthew Broderick and Dabney Coleman
Written by Lawrence Lasker and Walter F Parkes
Directed by John Badham
As a teen of the eighties I have always known about this film but somehow I never got around to watching it.
Watching it now is like a trip back in time and it is pretty typical of movies of the time. It's actually quite a good movie with an original story, which you don't get very often nowadays. There are no stand out acting performances but the movie does suck you in and has a decent ending that makes you think.
If you want to watch a fun family friendly movie, you can't go much wrong with this one. I enjoyed it.
8/10
Le gamin au vélo (2011)
Mesmerizing and charming.
A young boy tries to find his father
Starring Thomas Doret and Cecile De France
Written and directed by Jeanne-Pierre Dardenne and Luc Dardenne
There is something incredibly charming and captivating about some of these French movies with subtitles and this is no different.
It's just a great story with no bells and whistles. Great acting and it keeps you mesmerized until the end. These films tug at your heart strings and you forget about the subtitles completely.
I loved this.
8/10
The Time Machine (2002)
A poor re-imagining of the original novel and movie
A poor retelling of the original novel and book
Starring Guy Pearce
Based on the book by H G Wells
Screenplay by David Duncan and John Logan
Directed by Simon Wells
I was quite excited to catch up with this movie as I am a big fan of the original novel and the original film, but I was less than impressed.
I felt deflated watching this. Fair play to them that they have tried to create something different rather than just copying the original movie but it has lost all of the magic and charm completely. The original Time machine kept you glued to the screen, it captured your imagination, this didn't sadly.
There's plenty of action and thrills but that didn't make up for the loss of the awe and wonder. And Samantha Mumba? Really? That's just poor casting. She couldn't act her way out of a packet of crisps.
6/10
The Bucket List (2007)
One minute your laughing and the next tears are streaming down your face.
Two terminally ill men make a list
Starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman
Written by Justin Zackham
Directed by Rob Reiner
This is a great film. Plenty of laughs and drama mixed together with some top class acting. Once in a while a movie comes along which grabs you by the ghoulies. One minute you are laughing and the next minute tears are streaming down your face. There's not a lot to dislike about this one. In fact I have no negative comments whatsoever.
This is a great film. Easy to watch and not easy to forget.
10/10
The Happiest Days of Your Life (1950)
Short movie, plenty of giggles.
A boy's school receives some very unwelcome visitors
Starring Alastair Sim and Margaret Rutherford
Screenplay by Frank Launder and John Dighton
Directed by Frank Launder
For an old movie this is a fun runaround.
It's short and witty and a great way to pass just over an hour of your time. It's silly and easy to watch and passes really quickly so that says something about it.
If you fancy a laugh without too much of a plot headache, give it a shot.
7.5/10
The Deer Hunter (1978)
Superb. I finally get the Revels advert!
One marriage, one party, one war looming
Starring Robert De Niro, John Savage and Christopher Walken
Written by Michael Cimino, Deric Washburn, Louis Garfinkle and Quinn K Redeker
Directed by Michael Cimino
This is a great film.
It's pretty long at around three hours so you need to have a bit of spare time and patience, unless, like me, you watch it over a few separate sittings. And it's slow to get going so you will have to stick with it. But it's worth it.
Everything about this movie is brilliant. From the acting to the story development to the cinematography. It's a clever movie with lots of hidden meanings and depth and you probably need to watch it a few times to appreciate everything it has to offer.
The acting is top notch, especially Christopher Walken.
Superb.
On a side note I recognized the theme music from a kids TV show in the eighties ( Take Hart) and I finally get the Revels Advert from TV!
10/10
Sleepers (1996)
Didn't quite work.
Sometimes revenge is the only answer
Starring Robert De Nero, Kevin Bacon, Brad Pitt and Dustin Hoffman
Based on a book by Lorenzo Carcaterra
Directed by and Screenplay by Barry Levinson
This is another example of something that could have been so much better.
I was sat watching this thinking to myself, ' I bet the book is better than this.'
There are so many big names in this film and it even has a soundtrack by John Williams, it should have worked but it didn't. There is something that just doesn't work. It felt like the whole movie was crammed together and didn't have room to breathe. We don't get time to get our heads around the story or the individual characters, I spent most of the movie trying to work out which character was which. And just when I was starting to get a grip, we are shoved thirteen years into the future and have to try and work it all out again.
Considering the star studded line up, for me it was Dustin Hoffman that came out on top even though he only played a small role. He played to alcohol lawyer with perfection, it's a pity we didn't see any stand out performances by any of the others. I don't know what went wrong. Maybe this movie would have been better served with a different production team or a different director.
As for the story itself, it's allegedly based on a true story but that is another story.
Watchable but frustratingly disappointing.
7/10
Coraline (2009)
Incredible. Best movie I've seen for ages.
A girl discovers a universe where her parents treat her like a Queen but all is not as it seems
Voiced by Dakota Fanning, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French, John Hodgman and Robert Bailey Jr
Written by Neil Gaiman (Novel)
Screenplay written by and also directed by Henry Selick
At last a great movie!
The whole thing is just incredible from the story to the voice actors to the unbelievably good animation. Right from the beginning credits ( which are superb by the way) this movie sucks you in and it doesn't matter how old you are. Neil Gaiman is gaining a top class reputation as a writer and this has all the hallmarks of his imagination. I haven't read the book or most of his books, so I don't know how it compares to the novel, but this works brilliantly as a movie in it's own right.
I am in my forties but I enjoyed this movie just as much as any kid would. In my opinion it manages to create a magical world within a magical world much better than anything I've seen from the hands of Tim Burton or anybody else.
It's fun and totally hypnotizing.
10/10
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Look up the word average in the dictionary and you'll find Erin Brockavich
A woman's fight against water pollution
Starring Julia Roberts, Albert Finney and Aaron Echhart
Written by Susannah Grant
Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
When I read the tagline for this one I wasn't overly excited and I wasn't wrong.
This is average at best. Everything about it spells the word average. Average story, average acting and an overall average production. I've seen much better courtroom drama's than this and I'm not really a fan of court room dramas.
The story just about kept my interest but the whole movie seemed to drag and I was literally struggling to keep my eyes open. My son went to bed.
Julia Roberts was better than I thought she would be but there are no Oscar winning performances in this one. Probably the most interesting thing about this film is that it's based on a true story and I will probably google it.
6.5/10
The Sweeney (2012)
A decent action movie. I enjoyed it.
The Return of London's Flying Squad
Starring Ray Winstone and Ben Drew
Written by Nick Love and John Hodge
Directed by Nick Love
I was a bit too young to watch the original TV show although I know a bit about it. So I'm not too blind sighted by any memories of the original series. I recorded this a few months ago but never really fancied it but I was wrong. It's a decent movie. The script is really good and the acting and whole production is superb. It contains lots of great action sequences and sharp, witty dialogue. Ray Winstone was born to play this role! There's nothing original to be found here, just a fun, lively movie with something for everybody. I was scratching me head a little bit towards the end because I always have trouble keeping up with these action movie plots but I think I more or less got to grips with it. Overall a fun movie with nothing too deep or complex. Just a movie to enjoy. And I did.
A safe 8/10
Point Blank (1967)
A movie trying to be too clever for it's own good. Wooden acting.
A gangster is on a revenge mission
Starring Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson
Screenplay by Alexander Jacobs, David Newhouse and Rafe Newhouse
Directed by Donald E Westlake
This is a below average thriller with a disappointing ending.
The whole thing is too artyfarty for it's own good and the constant use of pointless flashbacks does nothing to further the tension or plot. The acting throughout is as wooden as a park bench. The plot didn't really go anywhere and didn't keep my interest. The whole movie was just trying to be too arty and clever and that got in the way. I haven't watched many films from this era in the sixties so I don't really know if this was a common thing at the time.
The ending left me frustrated and so did most of the film. I can't really find anything good to say about it at all.
6/10
Sweet Sixteen (2002)
Gritty. Disturbing. I needed subtitles!
A teenager from the wrong side of the tracks tries to build a new life
Starring Martin Compston and William Ruane
Screenplay by Paul Laverty
Directed by Ken Loach
This is a gritty drama with plenty of colourful language from the get go.
It's not a fun movie, it's not exactly a laugh a minute. It's dark, it's real, it's disturbing. It's a bit like a lower budget, made for TV, council estate version of Trainspotting. The acting is pretty decent and I liked all the location filming. The plot is okay, it kept my interest but it's not overly exciting. It's a short movie and probably long enough. But I really struggled with the Scottish accents. And I couldn't get the subtitles working on my TV!
Gritty. 7/10
The Gathering (2003)
Great idea poorly executed.
A drifter loses her memory after an accident to find herself in a strange town
Starring Christina Ricci, Ioan Gruffudd and Kerry Fox
Screenplay by Anthony Horowitz
Directed by Brian Gilbert
This is a case of a cool idea being poorly executed.
When you think about it, this is the kind of twisty idea that could only come out of Anthony Horowitz's head. But it doesn't quite work on the TV screen. It's sadly a bit of a limp biscuit as far as movies are concerned.
Everything about it screams low budget. The acting, the cinematography, the location filming. It's all very underwhelming. Arguable the best actor in it, Christina Ricci herself seems miscast and none of the other acting performances are anything to shout about.
This would probably make an amazing book and I'm guessing Horowitz would do a good job of it.
Watchable but instantly forgettable.
6/10
The Help (2011)
Powerful stuff but I needed subtitles.
Change begins with a whisper
Starring Emma Stone, Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer
Screenplay by Tate Taylor.
Novel by Kathryn Stockett
Directed by Tate Taylor
Based on the bestselling book by Kathryn Stockett, this movie is powerfully evocative and really makes you think. It's not a fun movie, it's quite disturbing and pulls at your heart strings. The acting is top class all the way through and the attention to detail is superb. We are transported back in time and there's no way back until the final credit.
Having said all that I found it a little bit boring. For all the emotional impact, I like my movies to excite me in some way. And this didn't to be honest. For me it lacked a little bit of something to keep me hooked, to keep me on the edge of my seat. And there was one extra problem. I really needed subtitles. I couldn't understand half of what was being said. When you can't hear or understand every other line that's being spoken it doesn't help!
But I'm in the UK and that southern drawl ( or whatever it's called) was pretty hard to follow!
7.5/10 Mainly for the acting and the attention to detail.
Tomboy (2011)
A gentle, subtle and mesmerizing short movie.
A young girl moves to a new community as a boy
Starring Zoe Heran
Written and directed by Celine Sciamma
This is another short but pretty mesmerizing French movie with subtitles.
It's an oddball movie. A gentle and quirky tale of a young girl's search for her own identity. It kept my interest all the way.
No car chases. No special effects. Just a decent story that gives a unique insight into a child's life.
I liked it.
7.5/10
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011)
Just as good as the first movie.
It's back to school and Greg falls in love
Starring Zachary Gordon and Devon Bostick
Screenplay by Gabe Sachs and Jeff Judah
Based on the book by Jeff Kinney
Directed by David Bowers
This is just as good as the first film. Once again it's aimed at a much younger audience than me but the kid in me really enjoyed it.
It's full of laughs and it's another movie that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. This time the focus is on Greg's laborious relationship with his older brother and he also falls in love with the new girl in town. There's a different director for this sequel but it has the same feel and there's not much difference in how the movies come across. It's just as funny and silly and enjoyable.
8/10 I must look out for the third installment.
Un poison violent (2010)
Quirky, compelling and I love it!
A young girl comes home from school to find her father has left.
Starring Clara Augarde, Lio and Michel Galabru
Written by Mariette Desert and Katell Quillevere
Directed by Katell Quillevere
I am really falling in love with these French subtitled films.
This is a coming of age tale. A battle between religion and lust. It's quirky, dark and funny in places. It starts off slow but slowly creeps in and captivates you. It is well acted and it's one of those movies that makes you think about life and all kinds of stuff. It's packed full of symbolism and meaning.
I love it!
10/10
Awake (2007)
Not a bad movie, a few twists and turns.
A millionaire finds himself awake during heart surgery
Starring Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba and Lena Olin
Written and Directed by Joby Harold
This is a surprisingly good film although I didn't really fancy it.
It's quirky and different from anything I have seen before and the plot kept me intrigued all the way through. There aren't really any brilliant acting performances but they all did just enough to make it a decent movie. Probably the pick of the bunch was Lena Olin who outshone everybody in the acting department. Overall not the best movie I've ever seen but worth a watch. But a few twists and turns.
7.5/10
Unknown (2011)
I love this movie!
A man wakes from a coma and loses his identity
Starring Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger
Written by Oliver Butcher and Stephen Cornwell ( Screenplay)
Based on the novel by Didier Van Cauwelaert
Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra
A man loses his memory and nobody recognizes him, including his wife.
Does this sound familiar? Well the plot isn't new and the premise has been used in many movies. But guess what? I don't care.
I love this film! It has everything that I want in a movie. Great acting, a super plot, some brilliant action scenes and lots of twists. Unlike some movies where the plot twists are difficult to keep up with, I didn't have any difficulty here. The plot is clever but it doesn't try to be too clever. I was with it all the way.
It keeps you guessing all the way and I really think that is the secret to a great movie. A good plot keeps you waiting, to find out what happens next. This film suits Liam Neeson. I can't imagine anybody else playing the main lead. And he is a great actor. Not wooden at all like some people suggest.
Did I tell you that love this movie?
10/10 for me.
Remember My Name (1978)
Interesting idea. Frustrating ending.
A woman is released from prison and then starts stalking a man. But why?
Starring Anthony Perkins and Geraldine Chaplin.
Written and directed by Alan Rudolph.
This movie has such a promising premise but ultimately it's a frustrating watch.
It did keep my interest and I was fascinated all the way through to know what was going on and why this strange woman was stalking the main protagonist and his wife. The stand out performance was by Geraldine Chaplin, she played a great part. Unfortunately Perkins was quite wooden and I wanted to poke his screen wife (Berry Berenson) with a very long stick to see if she was still alive. The ending was frustrating. I was hoping that all the loose ends would be tied up or we would at least get a decent twist, but I was left with more questions than answers. I usually don't mind open endings, but this one left me feeling short changed. What the heck actually happened at the end? What the heck happened in their relationship before she was locked up in prison?
Too many unanswered questions and I really can't be bothered surfing any movie related message boards to find out. I'll move on to the next old movie.
7/10
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
This is a kids movie but this old bloke enjoyed it as well!
It's not a diary, it's a movie Starring Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron and Devon Bostick Written by Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo, Gabe Sachs and Jeff Judah Based on the book by Jeff Kinney.
Directed by Thor Freudenthal.
This is a kids movie so it's not exactly aimed at me.
Having said that I quite enjoyed it. It's a funny, feel good movie that made me chuckle. I liked it but I'm guessing kids everywhere love it.
The acting is brilliant, considering how young they all were! Considering it's a film for kids I did enjoy it.
8/10
Careless (2007)
Silly. Quirky. Daft. But weirdly enjoyable.
A guy finds a finger in his kitchen Starring Colin Hanks, Fran Kranz and Rachel Blanchard Written by Eric Laster Directed by Peter Spears I think this is only the second movie I have ever watched on you tube.
This isn't the best move ever made but it's silly and quirky and offbeat and it genuinely made me laugh in a few places. Even though it is a low budget film and there are no famous movie stars in it, I enjoyed it. It's well written, even if it is pretty stupid in parts.
I thought the main character reminded me of Tom Hanks but I only found out at the end that it was his son.
Crazy. Silly. Daft.
7.5/10