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Yeah well, would you eat it? Well evidently someone over at Hollywood thought so and hired some Netflix waiters to serve it. Netfilx signed on for the, "let's make some crap" show. Michael Pitt was trying so hard to be Al Pacino, I was expecting him to flash his gun and say, "say hello to my little friend". You know he wanted to do it. This movie gave you bonerless sex, violence up the ying but without the yang, acting on par with spanky and the gang, a story that some guy wrote while he was stocking the shelves at Walmart. What this movie really needed was a laugh track.

I had to do a double take, is that Kevin James? Yup, I had to look it up to be sure. I went damn. Then as I watched more and more, I kept going "damn Kevin" but not in a good way. This was like Kevin eating a bowl of frosted flakes and trying to be a bad guy at the same time all the while trying to keep a straight face. Then when Kevin took off his shirt and pointed to the fake tatoo on his fat body and saying, "to the brotherhood". Huh? I went really Kevin, that's all you got? Jeez. Kevin gave it a shot, and failed miserably. The dude needs to go back to comedy and leave the bad guy stuff to the bad guys. As bad as this movie was I have to say it was better than watching the daily news right now. Oh and btw, what was the key for you might ask. I'll let the cat out of the bag. It was a key to a locker filled with corn balls and cheese.

Christain Kane was pretty good in Leverage. Dunno what happened to this dude cause it's been all down hill since then. His over acting in this series was one lame performance. This whole show was super lame. Actors all seemed like they can out of the same lame can of ham. Everyone in the show was lame and all the stories were lame. I'm walking with a limp now after watching this. I think I've gone lame. The only thing that could be more lame is all the lame so called reviewers than came in here and gave this lame show a 10. Super lame. Oh, btw, did I tell you this show was lame?