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t-w-anderson's rating
Written words cannot do this film justice, but I'll give it a shot.
The first thing to mention is that I went into it almost completely blind. I watched the main trailer and nothing else. I was expecting a biopic with a Tarantino twist, and I suppose I got it.
I don't want to say anything about the film's actual composition because part of the magic was going in blind. If you've read this far, you've read too far. Just go and see it. Then come back afterwards and agree with everything I've said.
Usually when I finish watching a movie I take a few minutes or more to decide on my overall opinion, but that wasn't the case with this one. I've never been so quick to give anything a 10/10, and I once saw Billie Piper and John Barrowman in person.
Speaking of attractive people, this film isn't exactly lacking in the looks department. With Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio leading as the Dynamic Duo of Dilfs, and Margot Robbie being Margot Robbie simultaneously, I was losing feeling in my feet from crossing my legs so hard.
This film might legitimately be one of the best things I've ever seen. Not just one of the best movies, but one of the best things overall that's ever happened to me. If God himself decided to make a film he wouldn't be able to make one this good, even with the help of the mind-warping drugs that Tarantino undoubtedly uses as snacks when he writes his scripts.
If someone were to tell me that I in fact hadn't watched the film and instead had done enough cocaine to kill a bear, set myself on fire, and hallucinated the whole thing, I'd absolutely believe them because that's exactly what it felt like to experience 'Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood'. Just go and see it, you'll never regret anything less.
The first thing to mention is that I went into it almost completely blind. I watched the main trailer and nothing else. I was expecting a biopic with a Tarantino twist, and I suppose I got it.
I don't want to say anything about the film's actual composition because part of the magic was going in blind. If you've read this far, you've read too far. Just go and see it. Then come back afterwards and agree with everything I've said.
Usually when I finish watching a movie I take a few minutes or more to decide on my overall opinion, but that wasn't the case with this one. I've never been so quick to give anything a 10/10, and I once saw Billie Piper and John Barrowman in person.
Speaking of attractive people, this film isn't exactly lacking in the looks department. With Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio leading as the Dynamic Duo of Dilfs, and Margot Robbie being Margot Robbie simultaneously, I was losing feeling in my feet from crossing my legs so hard.
This film might legitimately be one of the best things I've ever seen. Not just one of the best movies, but one of the best things overall that's ever happened to me. If God himself decided to make a film he wouldn't be able to make one this good, even with the help of the mind-warping drugs that Tarantino undoubtedly uses as snacks when he writes his scripts.
If someone were to tell me that I in fact hadn't watched the film and instead had done enough cocaine to kill a bear, set myself on fire, and hallucinated the whole thing, I'd absolutely believe them because that's exactly what it felt like to experience 'Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood'. Just go and see it, you'll never regret anything less.
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Keep your eyes open at all times and cross your legs. This is a very visually pleasing film. For more, I recommend Oldboy.
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Literally the only way this movie could be even remotely watchable is on Theater Mode (which is a movie-ridiculing show), and even then it's painful. I don't claim to know much about movie production but I'm reasonably sure that even I could've done a better job of this film than its director. The total lack of talent and expertise is obvious throughout the movie. The direction is so poor it looks like every scene was done in one take regardless of its quality. The writing isn't nearly as bad as the acting, and even so it's still not great. There are some movies that are bad enough to be funny, but this film surpasses the funny margin. It's so bad it's not even funny. Do not under any circumstances watch this movie unless it's on Theater Mode.
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