leela_zoid
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This movie was okay and I don't mean a good way either. The only good thing to come out of it is when the bloody thing hits an iceberg,breaks in half,sinks,kills a whole bunch of people that died 80 years before I was born. If it wasn't for all the deaths and screaming I'd probably just fall asleep.
The love story was stupid. Both leads couldn't act their way out of a potato sack. I sat through the first half thinking Jesus Christ just sink already! Winslet should of saved movie goers time and just jumped. If I was Jack I'd give a huge shove.
Back in the days where there was no radios,TV,video games,nothing remotely interesting to do,just shows how people back then were very pathetic even the rich cats. What a bunch of Losers! Did I mention the only good part was the end well it was. I laughed my ass off when it hit the iceberg. I laughed when the ship rose up and broke in half. I laughed when that one idiot leaped off the damn thing only to hit the propeller...too bad it wasn't running when he hit it. Boy,all us teenagers in the theater had a jolly laugh when the ship broke in half and a few people fell in. What a place to be standing huh? I laughed when the people were sliding down the ship and that ladies dress blew up. Several of us laughed at that scene. I laughed when that one dude at the bottom of the ship got electrocuted. In fact we were making comments throughout the film like Suckers and other deserving comments that these losers all deserved. I laughed when the loveboat finally sank. Last but not least I was rather delighted when Jack died.
The last hour of it was quite entertaining,hilarious as well. James Cameron is a true comic genius. The deaths were so laughable one could help but laugh. I couldn't be happier when the old bat finally croaked. The icing on the cake. If I was to give this movie a rating, I'd have to say it'd get a 5. It only got that much because of the rather amusing ending. If things like that would happen today the news would be so much less boring.
The love story was stupid. Both leads couldn't act their way out of a potato sack. I sat through the first half thinking Jesus Christ just sink already! Winslet should of saved movie goers time and just jumped. If I was Jack I'd give a huge shove.
Back in the days where there was no radios,TV,video games,nothing remotely interesting to do,just shows how people back then were very pathetic even the rich cats. What a bunch of Losers! Did I mention the only good part was the end well it was. I laughed my ass off when it hit the iceberg. I laughed when the ship rose up and broke in half. I laughed when that one idiot leaped off the damn thing only to hit the propeller...too bad it wasn't running when he hit it. Boy,all us teenagers in the theater had a jolly laugh when the ship broke in half and a few people fell in. What a place to be standing huh? I laughed when the people were sliding down the ship and that ladies dress blew up. Several of us laughed at that scene. I laughed when that one dude at the bottom of the ship got electrocuted. In fact we were making comments throughout the film like Suckers and other deserving comments that these losers all deserved. I laughed when the loveboat finally sank. Last but not least I was rather delighted when Jack died.
The last hour of it was quite entertaining,hilarious as well. James Cameron is a true comic genius. The deaths were so laughable one could help but laugh. I couldn't be happier when the old bat finally croaked. The icing on the cake. If I was to give this movie a rating, I'd have to say it'd get a 5. It only got that much because of the rather amusing ending. If things like that would happen today the news would be so much less boring.
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This movie was filmed and came out a year before I was even born. But I grew up with the series and this started the trend for horror movies to come,it set the bar so high that not many can come close to even beating this masterpiece at it's games ,err,in this case kills.
Betsy Palmer was wonderful as the grief stricken madwoman. We need more women serial killers in Horror films. She is the best of the best and I doubt any other woman can even come close to what she did. The film had scary moments but it was the climax that was the best at the end by the lake Alice fighting with Mrs.Voorhies,picks up an axe....whack...Ouch! Heads ,in this case head,literally flies. For something that was released into theaters before I was born it truelly is one of the best horror flicks in history. The end where young Jason jumps out of the lake grabs Alice in the boat...classic. 5 stars for this one.
Betsy Palmer was wonderful as the grief stricken madwoman. We need more women serial killers in Horror films. She is the best of the best and I doubt any other woman can even come close to what she did. The film had scary moments but it was the climax that was the best at the end by the lake Alice fighting with Mrs.Voorhies,picks up an axe....whack...Ouch! Heads ,in this case head,literally flies. For something that was released into theaters before I was born it truelly is one of the best horror flicks in history. The end where young Jason jumps out of the lake grabs Alice in the boat...classic. 5 stars for this one.
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Out of all the Halloween flicks this is by far the very worst. I didn't care for Halloween 3 but it's a far cry from this bomb. In fact this movie makes that movie look like a masterpiece. I really don't mind part 3,it's so so even though it's unrelated to the series so i can't really say it's a stinker. Out of all the Halloweens in the series this is the worst.
The first 5 or so minutes was OK,but anything after the death of Jamie Lee Curtis flat out sucks. I like Busta Ryhmes but even he could of done better than this. i didn't care for the whole reality show in the Myers house thing. Like one person said they don't make em like they used too. I guess they couldn't think up any other ideas so they say hey,why don't we spoof the annoying reality TV shows. Like they're not annoying enough on small screen but big screen. you got to be kidding! Although if they threw in a scene when one of the annoying girls,whom am I kidding anyone in it's annoying,like I was saying anyone in that flick to eat worms or reindeer testicles it might of amused me for a split second. After Curtis died it was one big train wreck. no scares,little gore or not as much as a ghoul like me would like.
If they wanted to do something do a follow up on part 5 or 6. Even though it might of still sucked it had to of been better than this lame brained plot. I ranted enough on this subject.:)
The first 5 or so minutes was OK,but anything after the death of Jamie Lee Curtis flat out sucks. I like Busta Ryhmes but even he could of done better than this. i didn't care for the whole reality show in the Myers house thing. Like one person said they don't make em like they used too. I guess they couldn't think up any other ideas so they say hey,why don't we spoof the annoying reality TV shows. Like they're not annoying enough on small screen but big screen. you got to be kidding! Although if they threw in a scene when one of the annoying girls,whom am I kidding anyone in it's annoying,like I was saying anyone in that flick to eat worms or reindeer testicles it might of amused me for a split second. After Curtis died it was one big train wreck. no scares,little gore or not as much as a ghoul like me would like.
If they wanted to do something do a follow up on part 5 or 6. Even though it might of still sucked it had to of been better than this lame brained plot. I ranted enough on this subject.:)
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