When the first Expendables movie came out way, the gimmick of bringing together iconic action stars like Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger into one film was exciting and entertaining.
Anyway, the story this time around, in case you were remotely interested in knowing, sees Barney Ross (Stallone) leading his team to Libya, where arms dealer Rahmat (Uwais) is trying to steal some nuclear detonators for a mysterious terrorist named Ocelot. That's all you really need to know, really, as what follows is a story that doesn't even bother to make sense at all. Well, this one makes even less sense than usual, with a script that was probably 'written' by prompting ChatGPT to 'write an Expendables script with lots of stupid and gross jokes'. Jokes about bodily fluids, genitals, short people, old people, obnoxious social media influencers... you name it, they've got it (surprisingly, there are no fart jokes - did the screenwriters think that would lower their standards TOO much?).At least the first three films had the novelty of having all those iconic action stars in one movie. This one doesn't even have that. I'm not sure it's even an Expendables movie anymore - more like a Statham movie that just happens to have some random action stars in it.
With Stallone already close to turning 80 (he's 77 this year, in case you were wondering), Lundgren and Couture in their 60s, and Statham the 'young one' at 56, the chances of another one in the franchise may seem remote......
Anyway, the story this time around, in case you were remotely interested in knowing, sees Barney Ross (Stallone) leading his team to Libya, where arms dealer Rahmat (Uwais) is trying to steal some nuclear detonators for a mysterious terrorist named Ocelot. That's all you really need to know, really, as what follows is a story that doesn't even bother to make sense at all. Well, this one makes even less sense than usual, with a script that was probably 'written' by prompting ChatGPT to 'write an Expendables script with lots of stupid and gross jokes'. Jokes about bodily fluids, genitals, short people, old people, obnoxious social media influencers... you name it, they've got it (surprisingly, there are no fart jokes - did the screenwriters think that would lower their standards TOO much?).At least the first three films had the novelty of having all those iconic action stars in one movie. This one doesn't even have that. I'm not sure it's even an Expendables movie anymore - more like a Statham movie that just happens to have some random action stars in it.
With Stallone already close to turning 80 (he's 77 this year, in case you were wondering), Lundgren and Couture in their 60s, and Statham the 'young one' at 56, the chances of another one in the franchise may seem remote......
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