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brchthethird

Joined Feb 2006
I just really like movies.
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Dances with Tools
7.58
Dances with Tools
A Clone of My Own
7.57
A Clone of My Own
Neighborhood House
7.17
Neighborhood House
The Sins of Dorian Gray
5.65
The Sins of Dorian Gray
My Best Friend's Girl
8.18
My Best Friend's Girl
Together Again
6.96
Together Again
Lil Sister Dontcha
6.37
Lil Sister Dontcha
Little Big Guy
6.87
Little Big Guy
Moonfleet
6.66
Moonfleet
At Close Range
6.97
At Close Range
Lucy Gets Homesick in Italy
8.27
Lucy Gets Homesick in Italy
The Tutor
7.17
The Tutor
Cult of Chucky
5.36
Cult of Chucky
Dark Horse
5.97
Dark Horse
The Hidden Room
7.38
The Hidden Room
Once a Thief
6.57
Once a Thief
Lucy in the Swiss Alps
8.37
Lucy in the Swiss Alps
The Break-Up
6.88
The Break-Up
Bride of Chucky
5.67
Bride of Chucky
Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
7.37
Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
8.08
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
Lucy Gets a Paris Gown
8.77
Lucy Gets a Paris Gown
The Natural
6.87
The Natural
Sex Is Crazy
4.26
Sex Is Crazy
Child's Play 3
5.25
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6.9
Anissa Kate the Widow
Abella
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The Monkey
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The Monkey
5.8
Gia
6.8
Lesbian Babysitters
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Vibes Vol. 1
7.6
Angela by Darkko
G for Gianna
7.7
G for Gianna
5.0
Let My Puppets Come
Black & Red 2
Black & Red
Games Lovers Play 3
Games Lovers Play 2
Games Lovers Play
Lithe
Brit School Brats Episode 2: Rule Brit Tanya
Stunning MILF Threesomes
Jurassic World: Rebirth
6.2
Jurassic World: Rebirth
How to Train Your Dragon
7.9
How to Train Your Dragon
Lesbian DP
Pussy in Boots
Earn Back Your Orgasms
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8.6
I Dream of Jo 4: True Passion
I Dream of Jo 3: Desire and Deception
I Dream of Jo 2
8.0
I Dream of Jo
Sovereign Syre's Lesbian Surrender
Brit School Brats

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  • My Adult Film Collection
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    • Modified Jul 22, 2025
  • Fritz Lang, Dawn Addams, and Peter van Eyck in The 1,000 Eyes of Dr. Mabuse (1960)
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    • Public
    • Modified Jul 22, 2025
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    • 215 people
    • Public
    • Modified Jul 10, 2025
  • Africa Speaks! (1930)
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brchthethird's rating

Largesse

5
  • Jun 18, 2025
  • 'Tis better to give than receive

    Largesse (n): generosity in bestowing money or gifts on others

    In the context of this 95% sex film, the studs provide a large member, while the ladies provide orifices to stick them in. It doesn't get any "deeper" than that. Such is the state of 21st century adult film. The setups to each vignette were really flimsy, although they were arranged in terms of decreasing flimsiness, with the final one (Kelsi Monroe and Eva Angelina) having two locations instead of just one. Small blessings, I guess. Once the setup was dispensed with and the action began in earnest, things were serviceable. All the ladies were attractive and, ummm, talented. For my money, Eva Angelina was the most interesting to watch. And that boils down to her being an aggressive and enthusiastic performer. Will I watch this again? Probably not. At least not any time soon, as I have so much else in my collection to see for the first time. But for practically being gonzo, this turned out ok.

    Naked Came the Stranger

    6.1
    8
  • Jun 9, 2025
  • Très chic, très drôle

    My first by Radley Metzger and the first of my Melusine 4k's that I've tried out. A grand success on both counts. I think this epitomized what "Porno Chic" was all about. More than just feeling like a *real* movie, this is one of the rare adult films I've seen so far where I was more interested in whatever witty thing would happen or be said next than in the particulars of any sexual coupling. The writing in this was excellent, as were the performances. If I had to pick a couple favorite moments, they would be Darby Lloyd Rains catching her husband cheating the first time and doing silent double takes to the camera; the other would be the black-and-white silent sequence with her and Alan Marlow. And Darby Lloyd Rains in a top hat and tails? Yes, please. For an adult film where sex, though integral, is still subordinate to the story, this is one of my favorites so far, and one I wouldn't mind revisiting multiple times.

    Corporate Assets

    5.6
    7
  • May 9, 2025
  • Respectable last stand of theatrical hardcore

    One of the last hardcore films released theatrically, as much of the adult industry was transitioning to the home video market. And if this was a last stab at legitimacy, then well done. Of the adult films I've watched so far, both from the Golden Age and more recent ones, this felt the most like a "real" movie. The sense is that the sex served the story rather than the other way around. All the technical aspects were quite good, and even the acting was respectable more than just being functional. Tish Ambrose and Eric Edwards were good leads, with Edwards in particular getting to delve into some pretty heavy subject matter, but the standout scene for me was a particularly violent scene between Herschel Savage and Sheri St. Claire. Beyond that, the film was well-paced and had an interesting score. My only real issue was that the entire buildup of the plot was resolved rather perfunctorily in a 5-minute action scene. On the other hand, with a 10-day shoot and a fraction of the budget of a Hollywood picture, it's not like they could have done something on the scale of Rambo. Overall, while I may have been more affected by a couple of the other early 70's titles I've seen so far (e.g., The Devil in Miss Jones), I really enjoyed this one, which bodes well for the other 80's theatrical hardcore I have coming up.
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