The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles
Good morning,Good morning,Good morning!!!
We would like to present to you......
The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls,
Join us for a journey,
A flight to reality
Yap,some people say
Reality bites(Ouch!)
Yet,it's true!
True,it's true!
Yes,yes , yes……..YES
So please,oh please
Bear with us till the last
Coz it's the Malaysian reality
That we shall now reveal
Open any travaller's magazine
And pronto! Find MALAYSIA-Malaysia!
You'll see broad wide smiles
Of the numerous praises
Continuous Compliment
Of Our
Natural green paradise
Swaying coconut trees
And pretty warm ladies with figure looking good...[fiiit]
But in reality,we have our very own unique
Unbelievable and sometimes
Disgusting lifestyles
And now our first stop."The Habit of Throwing Rubbish into
Malaysian Rivers"
Tring….tring…tring……tring….tring…tring……
"Uh,hello Inspector Mazlan.This is Aleeza here.Can you come
over to Sungai Pahang?"
"What's up,Leeza?Anything fishy going on up there?"
"Well,we have found something strange floating here!"
It's an alien!
It's a UFO
NO….It's a fridge!
A fridge????
A fridge in Sungai Pahang?
Our once clean and fresh rivers
Now they are huge rubbish dumps
From toilet tissues to human faeces,
Steering wheels to old TVs,
A-corpses B-steel beds C-and even worse,ALL-aeroplane
wreckage
Next comes our second unique lifestyles
"The Public Toilets Dilemma"
Flush!B(solo)-Boom!
"Welcome to Malaysian aromatic public toilets,Aloha!"
"Only 20 cents for that sweet,nauseating experience!"
"What?I do not know you have petai and jering air fresheners in
here."
Petai and jering?
Are those the latest fragrances from Greek?
Well,no!They are from Grik!Grik,Perak!
We are for cleanliness
"Keep our toilet clean"
"Dont throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet bowl"
But we never practise them
They always end up as slogans
look at our
ugly,dirty and smelly public toilets
Another Malaysian disgraceful scene!
The smell makes you sick and dizzy
You feel like vomiting and fainting
The very moment you step in
Instanly you feel like jumping out!
Third,another Malaysian rare lifestyles:"The Dumping Babies
Mania."
C-Babies A-Babies B-Babies
(sound of a baby)
Cute,cuddly,gentle and chubby
Oh!What a pity,these innocent
But punished babies
Dumped around like some kind of rubbish
In the dustbin
In the toilet
At the lane
On the train
And some even in the drain
Cry …..(sound )
"Mummy,mummy why did the mothers throw their babies
everywhere?"
"Coz they didn't want the babies.
"Why is that so?
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That's another Malaysian darkest side!
We have told you the truth
The whole truth,
And nothing but the truth
So,dont you feel horrible,terrible and unbearable?
Dont you feel like choking us to death?
Or yelling out,ALL-"Shut up!"
We assure you that
With the Malaysian educational system
That stresses on moral values and etiquettes like
C-Dilligence! B-Politeness! A-Sharing! C-Loving! B-Kindness! A-
Honesty!
You can expect
Today's youngsters and our future Malaysians
To be more caring and more responsible citizens
We will give our best
To make Malaysia
A cleaner,safer and better
Place to live in
"Ask not what the country can give you but ask what you can give
to your country"
For that,
We must beat the odds and be the best(the best)
We the children of today
The future of tomorrow
As a people,as a nation
Let's live as one
United,undivided,
As the saying goes:
"All for one and one for all
Together we move on with full spirit and zest!
Malaysia can do it,yeah!
Malaysia boleh
Satu Malaysia.
Thank You.
