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Candy Store

1) Heather Chandler invites a student to join her clique, the Heathers, and enjoy popularity, but warns they must prove they aren't a "loser" or "pussy." 2) The Heathers tempt the student with the perks of being in their group like having guys at their feet and help cheating, while warning about the consequences of refusing like being left "to rot." 3) In the end, Heather Chandler threatens that refusing to join will result in the student ending up dead like another student, and encourages them again to "step into my candy store" and prove they aren't "lame" to enjoy popularity.

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Candy Store

1) Heather Chandler invites a student to join her clique, the Heathers, and enjoy popularity, but warns they must prove they aren't a "loser" or "pussy." 2) The Heathers tempt the student with the perks of being in their group like having guys at their feet and help cheating, while warning about the consequences of refusing like being left "to rot." 3) In the end, Heather Chandler threatens that refusing to join will result in the student ending up dead like another student, and encourages them again to "step into my candy store" and prove they aren't "lame" to enjoy popularity.

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"Candy Store"

(performed by Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alice Lee & Elle McLemore)


(from "Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording)" soundtrack)

[H. CHANDLER:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!

[HEATHERS:]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


I like!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Killer clothes

[HEATHERS:]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER:]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


Woah!
[H. CHANDLER:]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback

[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:]


Guys fall

[H. DUKE:]
At your feet
Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA:]
Help you cheat

[HEATHERS:]
All you

[H. DUKE:]
Have to do

[H. CHANDLER:]
Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS:]
That freak's

[H. MCNAMARA:]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS:]
If she

[H. DUKE:]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS:]
She would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA:]
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
[HEATHERS:]
Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA:]
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE:]
And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER:]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[HEATHERS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER:]
You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER:]
You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER:]
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS:]
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER:]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS:]
And end up like her!

[MARTHA:]
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me

[VERONICA:]
Color me stoked!
[MARTHA:]
I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS:]
Woah!

[H. DUKE:]
Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

[H. CHANDLER:]
Shut up Heather!

[H. CHANDLER:]
Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


Time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:]


You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS:]
Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS:]
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy!
It's my candy store
It's my candy stoooreee!

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