1. Q: Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors.
How do you get
out?
A: Stop imagining!
2. Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner!
3. Q. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A. The letter M
4. Q: If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
A: Wet.
5. Q: What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
A: Stinker Bell.
6. Q: You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A: A plate.
7. Q: How do oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!
8. Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A: The C.
9.Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: Cold.
10. Q: What goes up and down but never moves?
A: The temperature.
11. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A: Post office.
12. Q: What superhero is terrible at their job because they always get lost and are late?
A: “Wander” Woman.
13. Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Black lives in the
black house. Who lives in the white house?
A: The President.
14. Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock.
15. Q: I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able
to leave. What am I?
A: A keyboard.
16. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
A: A college education
17. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with
the same one forever. What is it?
A: A ring
18. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?
A: toothpaste!
19. What goes in hard and comes out wet, squishy and sticky?
A: Bubble gum!
20. You can’t taste it until you undress it. What is it?
A: A banana!
21. I end with “o-r-n” and start with “p” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
A: Popcorn
22. What is soft and wet on the inside while being hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with
“c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
A: A coconut!
23. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
24. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: Mushroom!
25. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A: A palm
26. What's a grammar nerd's favorite political theory?
A: Communism
27. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless.
28. What takes a part of your soul, but reflects you truly?
A: A photograph.
29. What has toes but no feet or legs?
A: Tomatoes.
30. What do you call a fruit that is never alone?
A: A pear.
31. You use it every day, you make it every day, you have to go to it every day. What am I?
A: A bed.
32. My farther is the moon, my mother is the sea, I die when I reach land. What am I?
A: waves.
33. He has married many women but has never been married. Who is he?
A: A priest.
34: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An Umbrella
35. What does a woman have two of the cow has four of?
A: Legs!
36. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
A: Talk
37. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
A: Pockets
38. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A: Gloves 39. Using only addition, how can you add eight 8s to get the number 1,000?
A: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1,000.
40. If you can purchase 8 eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
A: Eight.
41. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
A: Seven
42. What do you get when you divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10? A: 70
43. Can you arrange four nines to make it equal to 100?
A: 99+9/9=100
44. Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
A: Cupid
45. What 3 letter word start with "S" and ends with "X" and has a vowel in the middle?
A: Six
46. What is something that is sometimes long and sometimes short, women love having them an
commands a woman's full attention?
A: Conversation
47. What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A: A mongoose
48. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What i am?
A: telephone
49. What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong!
50. Alene is outside a shop. He can’t read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a
purchase. What store is she at?
A: Eye glasses store.
1.Maikling landasin, di maubos lakarin.
Sagot: Anino
2. Limang puno ng niyog, isa’y matayog
Sagot: Daliri
3. Hindi hayop, hindi tao, pumupulupot sa tiyan mo.
Sagot: Sinturon
4. Dala mo dala ka, dala ka ng iyong dala.
Sagot: Sapatos
5. Maliit pa si Kumpare, nakakaakyat na sa tore.
Sagot: Langgam
6. Kung gusto mong tumagal pa ang aking buhay, kailangang ako ay mamatay.
Sagot: Kandila
7. Kung kailan mo pinatay, saka pa humaba ang buhay.
Sagot: Kandila
8. Baboy ko sa pulo, ang balahibo’y pako.
Sagot: Langka
9. Isang butil ng palay, sakot ang buong buhay.
Sagot: Ilaw
10. Ako ay may kaibigan, kasama ko kahit saan.
Sagot: Anino
11. Sa araw ay bungbong, sa gabi ay dahon.
Sagot: banig
12. Dumaan ang hari, nagkagatan ang mga pari.
Sagot: siper
13. Munting hayop na pangahas, aaligid-aligid sa ningas.
Sagot: gamu-gamo
14. Tinaga ko ang puno, sa dulo nagdurugo.
Sagot: gumamela
15. Naabot na ng kamay, ipinagawa pa sa tulay.
Sagot: Kubyertos
16. Malaking supot ni Mang Jacob, kung sisidlan ay pataob.
Sagot: Kulambo
17. Maliit pa si kumare, marunong ng humuni.
Sagot: Kuliglig
18. Baka ko sa palupandan, unga’y nakakarating kahit saan.
Sagot: Kulog
19. May bintana nguni’t walang bubungan, may pinto nguni’t walang hagdanan.
Sagot: Kumpisalan
20. Heto na si Kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Sagot: Palaka
21. Magandang prinsesa, nakaupo sa tasa.
Sagot: Kasoy
22. Hindi pari, hindi hari, nagdadamit ng sari-sari.
Sagot: Paruparo
23. Dalawang batong itim, malayo ang nararating.
Sagot: Mga mata
24. Kay lapit-lapit na sa mata, di mo pa rin makita.
Sagot: tenga
25. Sa maling kalabit, may buhay na kapalit.
Sagot: baril
26. Sa buhatan ay may silbi, sa igiban ay walang sinabi.
Sagot: bayong o basket
27. Hindi tao, hindi hayop, kung uminom ay salup-salop.
Sagot: Batya
28. Isa ang pasukan, tatlo ang labasan.
Sagot: kamiseta
29. Buto’t balat na malapad, kay galing kung lumipad.
Sagot: Saraggola
30. Lumuluha walang mata, lumalakad walang paa.
Sagot: Ballpen o Pluma
31. Nagbibigay na, sinasakal pa.
Sagot: Bote
32. May puno walang bunga, may dahon walang sanga.
Sagot: Sandok
33. Hinila ko ang baging, sumigaw ang matsing.
Sagot: Kampana o batingaw
34. Yumuko man ang reyna, di malalaglag ang korona.
Sagot: Bayabas
35. Nakatalikod na ang prinsesa, ang mukha’y nakaharap pa.
Sagot: Balimbing
36. Aling ibon dito sa mundo ang lumilipad at sumususo ang anak
Sagot: Kabag ( fruit bat)
37. Tumapak ako sa impyerno, maya maya nasa langit na ako
Sagot: Eskalator
38. Maliit na bahay puno ng mga patay
Sagot: Posporo
39: Araw araw nabubuhay, Taon-taon namamatay
Sagot: Kalendaryo
40: Mataas kung nkaupo, Mababa kung nakatayo.
Sagot: Aso
41. Duguang buhok ni monika, sinipsip ng kaniyang bisita
Sagot: Spaghette
42: Naligo si kapitan hindi nabasa ang tiyan
Sagot: Bangka
43. Alipin ng hari, hindi makalakad kung hindi itali
Sagot: Sapatos
44. Aling bagay sa mundo, ang inilalakad ay ulo? Sagot: suso
45: Baston ng kapitan, hindi mahawakan
Sagot: Ahas
46. Ang ilalim ay impyerno, ang ibabaw ay purgatoryo, gitna'y makakain mo
Sagot: Bibingka
47. Isang pinggan, laganap sa buong bayan
Sagot: Buwan
48. Dalawang magkaibigan, may talim ang tiyan; matagal mg nagkakagatan dipa nagkakasakitan
Sagot: Gunting
49. Hinila ko ang tadyang, lumapad ang tiyan
Sagot: Payong
50. Putukan ng putukan, hndi ngkakarinigan
Sagot: Kampana
