Mega City - Five O
Mega City - Five O
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Originally serialised in 2000 AD Progs 40, 41, 218, 219, 628 & The Judge Dredd
Megazine 3.70, 221, 222, 237, 302. Copyright © 1977, 1981, 1989, 2000,
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THEY’RE OUT IN
FORCE TONIGHT.
TEENS NIGHT
_ ALL MUSIC JIMMIE ZEEN LIKES NOT A STEP OUT OF PLACE.
FROM THE 2110s, THE IRONY. PLUS, IT THEY CONTROL THE NOBODY SAYS A WORD.
TEENAGERS MEANS LESS DULTS. FLOOR, DANCING IN DISCIPLINE IS TOTAL.
GET IN FREE. FORMATION _ THE
BLOCK ROUTINE.
JIMMIE HATES THE ON A NORMAL NIGHT,
DULTS. ALL THE LOST THERE’D BE SMILES,
BOYS HATE THE DULTS. WISECRACKS, MAYBE A
LITTLE FREESTYLING...
NOT TONIGHT.
TONIGHT,
THE DANCE
IS A VIGIL.
TONIGHT, THE
LOST BOYS
BURY THEIR
KING.
THE ROUTINE IS PERFECT
_ JIMMIE DOESN’T HAVE
TO LOOK TO KNOW THAT.
HE’S DRILLED THEM WELL.
HE’S A GOOD LEADER.
\ TOLD YOU,
MRS GUNDERSON _ WE’RE
NOT AT THE BALLET! WE’RE IN
SOME HOWWIBLE JUVE CLUB THE
SUWWOUNDED BY WUFFIANS NUTCRACKER?
AND WAPSCALLIONS! SO THAT’S
NO, NO _ THIS ONE SMALL
WALTER PWEDICT IS SWAN
A WIOT! SHERRY... AND AN
LAKE. OIL FOR YOU,
BUDDY?
DID YOU
SAY SOMETHING,
DEAR?
WE’RE NOT
AT THE BALLET, MRS
GUNDERSON!
NOT
LONG
NOW.
SAME
AGAIN,
LADY?
OH, IS
IT THE INTERVAL
ALREADY?
A
TWIPLE,
PLEASE.
HOW WHO,
ABOUT YOU, CHOPPER?
PALLY? ‘NOTHER MY HERO WHEN \
SOYMILK- WAS A KID _ KING
PLUS? SCRAWLER, KING
SURFER, WHOLE
DAMN CITY
KNEW HIS
NAME.
HE GOT
SHOT UP SO BAD
IN SUPERSURF ELEVEN,
EVERYONE THOUGHT HE
CROAKED. \ REMEMBER MY
GANG DID A MEMORIAL
SURF THROUGH
A FUNERAL
HOME.
WE ALL
GOT TWO YEARS.
TURNED OUT HE
WASN’T EVEN
DEAD.
SURE.
HEY,
WHO’S THIS
DUMBO?
HE’S TRYING TO
LOOK LIKE HE’S
HAPPY, LIKE HE’S
FOUND SOME
PEACE. LIKE HE’S
GROWN OUT OF
IT TOO.
\ USED TO
BE A HERO.
AN
AUTHOR FOR OUR
TIMES.
WHAT DO YOU
THINK? A LIST OF
LOOKS CONTACTS?
LIKE JIMMIE
MADE SOME
NOTES ON THE THOSE
TEXT... ARE BLOCK
NAMES. COULD BE
BOMB TARGETS _ CALL
CONTROL AND GET
THEM CHECKED
OUT.
MRS
ZEEN, WE
NEED TO KNOW
WHERE JIMMIE
IS RIGHT
NOW.
HE _ > KOFF!<
_ HE WENT TO THE
MIDNITE CLUB WITH THE
OTHER JUVES _ THAT
GANG OF HIS!
SAID IT
WAS _ > KOFF!< _
SOME KINDA SPECIAL
OCCASION...
DULTS.
THAT’S WHAT
THE DULTS DO. THE DULTS DON’T
THEY SCREW UP. EVEN TAKE CARE
OF THEIR OWN.
COME MIDNIGHT,
IT’S JIMMIE’S
BIRTHDAY.
HE’LL BE
TWENTY
YEARS OLD.
COME MIDNIGHT,
JIMMIE BECOMES
A DULT.
HEAVY GANG YOO HOO!
PRESENCE. WE SHOULD JUDGE
TRY TO KEEP THIS DWEDD!
LOW-KEY _
HOLD THAT
THOUGHT.
WALTER.
I SAID
I’M SORRY OH NO,
TO HEAR A JUDGE, IT’S
BOUT YOUR MY HEART
ANGINA, MRS THAT’S THE
GUNDERSON! TROUBLE.
WE’RE HERE TO
MAKE AN ARREST, ONE
WALTER _ COULD LOOK AT YOUR
LEAD TO TROUBLE. MY WHAT?
ADVICE IS TO GET
MRS GUNDERSON
OFF THE
PREMISES. BADGE, MRS
PAH! \’D GUNDERSON!
LIKE TO MEET THE
WOTTER WHO COULD
WUFFHOUSE WITH THE
GWEAT JUDGE DWEDD!
ONE LOOK AT YOUR
BADGE AND THEY’LL
BE WUNNING LIKE
WABBITS!
\ HEARD.
JUDGE DWEDD, YOU HAVE MY
MRS GUNDERSON CAN’T SYMPATHIES,
BE WUMBLING WITH ANY CITIZEN.
WABID WECIDIVISTS! SHE’S
DEVELOPED WATHER
A WISKY HEART
CONDITION!
PARDON?
NO, NO,
DEAR, IT’S MY
HEART _
PARDON?
WE’VE HAD
SOME WATHER WOWWYING
WELIGIOUS WASCALS IN WED
WOBES BOOKING WEGULARLY
AND WECITING WUNES OF
WESUWWECTION!
WALTER WEPORTED
THE CWIME, BUT THE MAN
FWOM CONTWOL DIDN’T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND A WORD _
OH MY
GOODNESS!
I SAID
I’LL DEAL WITH YOUR
CULT PROBLEMS, MRS
GUNDERSON!
EVERYONE ELSE IN IF TOTAL YOU’VE
HERE IS A JIM BARRIE WAR IS PLANNING GOT EXPERIENCE
LOST BOY. HARDCORE SOMETHING, WE WITH THESE CLOWNS GOOD
AGEISTS _ TECHNICALLY, MIGHT NOT HAVE _ YOU TAKE THE COP, BAD
\’M A JUVE TOO, SO TIME. LEAD. COP?
REALLY,
IT’S MY THEY DON’T USUALLY
HEART! GIVE ME MUCH
TROUBLE.
STILL,
THEY’RE NOT
USUALLY ALL
TOGETHER LIKE
THIS. BACK-UP’S
ON THE WAY _
WE COULD HANG
BACK UNTIL IT
GETS HERE.
SURE.
\’LL
TAKE BAD
COP.
DON’T
EVEN THINK
IT!
LOUSY
CHINFACE _
THE THAT’S
REST OF YOU RIGHT. AND
WHAT BANNED WANT TO START ALL \ WANT IS A
HAVE WE GOT PERIODICAL! TROUBLE? QUICK WORD
HERE... WHY
SHOULD WE? WITH JIMMIE
ONE YOU AIN’T NO HERE.
YEAR _ PLUS THE DULT.
HANDS FIVE FOR ATTEMPTED
OFF, ELDO _ ASSAULT ON A
JUDGE!
JIMMIE
AIN’T DONE
NOTHIN’ _
HE’S
BEEN GETTIN’ INTO
POLITICS - ?
N-NO! \
SWEAR!
POLITICS
IS FOR DULTS,
BEENY PLAYS THE GOOD COP JIMMIE!
WELL _ STILL, IT’S CLEAR
THEY’RE NOT GOING TO HAND
HIM OVER WITHOUT A FIGHT.
\-\ DON’T HAVE WHAT ABOUT THE \’D ADVISE AGAINST
NOTHIN’ TO DO BOOK, ZEEN? ‘THE BOMB SO YOU LYING TO ME, JIMMIE.
WITH NO TOTAL AND THE BALLOT’ _ WE ADMIT YOU’VE WE’VE BEEN MONITORING
WAR! \ HATE ALL FOUND IT AT YOUR BEEN MEETING DUNBAR ON PSU FOR YEARS
THAT POLITICAL APARTMENT. DUNBAR? _ HE’S WHAT WE CALL
CRAPOLA! HIGH RISK.
N-NO _
WE’VE GOT YOU
AND HIM MEETING IN
SECRET FOUR TIMES IN
THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
TELL THE TRUTH AND
WE CAN GO EASY
ON YOU.
\ BORROWED
IT OFF THE PROF! \
FIGURED IT’D BE ABOUT
EXPLOSIONS AND STUFF _
THAT’S ALL! YOU GOTTA
BELIEVE ME!
THE THIS
PROF FROM FOR REAL,
THE COLLEGE? JIMMIE?
HE’S A STINKIN’
DULT! SHAME! SHUT IT,
SHAME! CREEP!
YEAH,
J _ YOU A
TERRORIST
NOW?
TOTAL
WAR NUKED MY
SISTER, YA LOUSY
FINK _
YOU GUYS
WERE GONNA TURN ON
ME _ \ COULDN’T STAY IN
THIS BLOCK! \-\ HADDA
N-NO _ START A NEW LIFE
\ MEAN, IT AIN’T SOMEWHERE!
LIKE THAT! THE
PROF WAS _ HE
WAS _ HE WAS \ DON’T
HELPIN’ ME WIT’ MY KNOW NONE O’
MORTGAGE! THAT ECONOMICS
JAZZ _ \ NEEDED
HELP! YOU GOTTA
UNDERSTAND _
YER A
DULT IN JUVE’S
CLOTHING, JIMMIE
ZEEN _
AND
NOW YER
GONNA
DIE LIKE
ONE!
DROKK!
CONCEALED
LAS-KNIFE _
DROP
IT, PAL!
KEEP
THEM OFF NO _
ZEEN! WE’RE NOT PLEASE _
DONE WITH
HIM!
DROKK!
RUNNING OUT CONTROL _ WE’VE
OF AMMO _ GOT A SITUATION!
DIDN’T FIGURE WHERE’S THAT ETA
BACK-UP? FIFTEEN
THEY’D TAKE SECONDS,
IT THIS DREDD.
BADLY _
TELL THEM
TO INITIATE CROWD
CONTROL PROCEDURES
IMMEDIATELY ON
ARRIVAL!
THE
MIDNITE CLUB
IS UNDER
ARREST!
NO, IT’S MY
_ WHILE MED-, MEAT- HEART.
AND PAT-WAGONS
WAIT OUTSIDE TO SORT
THROUGH THE PERPS.
NOT
WITH CURRENT MEDICAL
TECHNOLOGY.
THAT’S WHY
\’VE ORDERED HIM
PUT INTO SUSPENDED
ANIMATION.
HOW
SO?
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
FROM JUSTICE
DEPARTMENT,
CREEP!
the end
Mega-City 5000
Script: John Wagner
Art: Bill Ward, Brian Bolland
Letters: Tony Jacob
Originally published in 2000 AD Progs 40, 41
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