ginnings of this LTE, when I first mentioned 'twill. That was 40,000 characters ago.

Appearantly I'm measuring time with characters now. Hey, what's the average
amount of text I write per day in this LTE? The four month gap probably significantly
drops that amount. Let's see! The trouble is finding out when I started writing this
LTE, because I don't know the exact date. I'm just gonna estimate that it was March
12, based on the amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's
not a very accurate measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the
day without saying goodnight. But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127
days. As of that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. 42,549
characters divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day. That's not very
much at all. To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE
consist of about 64 words and 8 sentences. As I predicted, the four months of no
activity had a big impact on this number. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap,
which was from March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days.
42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better. It
might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I
wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. I
think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I have
zero life outside of this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I keep typing
about random stuff for the entire day, I'll probably get past 15,000 easily. I think I'm
insane. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. My mom is almost certainly
concered for me, because I was in my room pretty much all of yesterday and my
sister told her about how I'm trying to write the longest text ever. But enough about
my descent into insanity for now. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today!
This is probably the most meta LTE in existence. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE
itself as much, if not more than anything else. By the way, if I were to write as much
as I did yesterday every day, I would reach my goal in just 15 days. Now I'm tempted
to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. I think I might
end up doing it subconciously. I kinda wanna convince some other people I know
online to start their own LTE. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They
would probably all die within a day, but at least I wouldn't be the only one writing an
LTE in 2019... The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep
LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that long ago,
but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! The
original FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and
Hermnerps was started the same year. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005,
while the Hermnerps LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of
2004 were rather sparce. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last
updated in 2015. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in
March 2018. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is still
being updated today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the only one still being
updated. It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me.
But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall
of text. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being edited years ago will
come back from the dead. That seems kind of unlikely though. Very strange fact
incoming. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text.
Ready to learn what it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually. Of course, that would ruin it.
Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely you wouldn't want that to
happen. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again
someday or another. The word is "various". If you search for "various" in this LTE,
you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. And I was gonna keep this a
secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence,
it spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I guess? Anyways, for those who are insane
enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the
dedication. My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is
the longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. And
maybe you're one of them! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my
goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck on your Longest
Text Ever reading adventure! I've been talking about LTEs all day. For the past 6,000
characters, in fact. I need to find something different to talk about. But first, I just
had an idea pertaining LTEs. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the
world! The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how
long I'm trying to get this LTE by the end of today. So if I reach my goal today, this
text will be longer than the longest joke in the world! That's pretty cool. I would also
be a quarter of the way to my goal. But let's get back to finding something different
to talk about. I can't think of anything. My sister is singing a song about wanting
Subway. I will never understand her. What goes through her brain that makes her
decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want
Subway"? I don't get how her brain works. She also likes eating paper. I asked her
and appearantly she was perfectly okay with me writing that in here. She probably
thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. But she's gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now
she's asking me to write about how she likes yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she
says. She's eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm
asking her what else I should put in this text. She says I should write about how
there's wild sage where we live. Now she's having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me
to write that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. My sister might
start her own Longest Text Ever, again. She says it will have only one word repeated
throughout the entire text. But I told her that it defeats the purpose of an LTE. In the
original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I will just
type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste". Okay, I just made a webpage for
her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The Best Longest Text
Ever", as she calls it. I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or
something, but whatever. She types really slow, but I hope her LTE will be successful
nonetheless. Warning: if you do go and read her LTE, she spoils Spiderman: Far From
Home at the very beginning, so be careful about that. In fact, she's basically typing
the entire plot of the movie. Well, that's one way to increase your LTE's length, I
guess. My sister is listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. Well, she
has her LTE page open, but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Actually,
she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. She's still writing the
entire plot. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only
been working on it for an hour. Plus she's a slow typer. She types everything with
one hand. It might take a while for her LTE to get to this level. But assuming she
keeps writing it and doesn't forget about it after today, it'll get pretty long
eventually. I still need to write 7,000 characters today. My sister is watching a cringy
video made by our old elementary school. They became a French immersion school
after I left. She found one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that
video. It hurts me to think about those days. My sister's LTE webpage has text now!
Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I think I'll do that.
Boom, it is done. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. There, that's done
as well. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. I still have 5,000 characters
to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and there's not
much left of the day. In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to make a goal for the
day in the first place. After all, LTE writing is supposed to be fun! Sort of. There's zero
need to make unneccesary deadlines. I think it just reduces the fun, as well as the
part of my life that isn't just writing huge walls of text. From here on out, I declare
character-per-day goals abolished. I will no longer make attempts to write a certain
amount in a single day. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do
goals every day. But I didn't, and now I regret it. But anyways, here's a fun fact about
this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage, the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this
LTE, and they both refer to my dad. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used
forty times! Almost all of these refer to my sister. Only one refers to my mom. I guess
I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. But not as much as being
meta and talking about my own LTE. Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth
most common word in this text! That's insane. It's more common than words you'd
expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. I
really need to talk about other things once in a while. But since I have zero creativity,
I always resort to talking about the same topics. From what I've seen, most other
LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine isn't at all. Honestly, this is likely the most boring
LTE to read. But my absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that
way for a long time. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Maybe I'll be more creative
by tomorrow. Probably not. Anyways, goodnight. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any
more creative. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk about that. Last
night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a
video roasting Viesa. They talked about how you shouldn't say "dog" in Viesa,
because appearantly "deeg" is bad or something? I don't know. Then they said the
rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. I
didn't really care about how they roasted my language. Then I watched a Minecraft
video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. How do other LTE writers
have so many topics to talk about? All I ever talk about is either LTEs themselves, or
the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. There's no diversity. I very rarely talk about
anything else. And when I do, it's usually about languages and lasts only a few
sentences. There, I deleted it. Oh, you don't have any context. Basically I wrote a
bunch of depressing stuff, then I decided to delete it all. I knew I was going to regret
it later, in the same way I regret writing all that stuff about furries. Not that I think
there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me
uncomfortable looking back on it. I'm not even into that stuff as much anymore. I
don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want a fursuit/go to a
convention. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Okay, I'm gonna stop
talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it in this
text. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just
mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah.
It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. In fact, I barely talked
about LTEs before that gap. It's like I lost all my creativity after four months. You
know what? I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this
before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING
FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU
WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! There, now I'm
gonna try and forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. I will also try to
avoid writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. Let's
celebrate the End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister
and I) had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! So grandpa asked if
we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. Then he
picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a museum
which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream
from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the country, according
to grandpa. So today was a fun day. I'm gonna go now. Bye! Hey, I'm back. That's the
fifth time I've said that. I need to come up with more original... nah, whatever.
Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't
remember most of. All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some
reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Oh, and there was
Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is becoming a recurring
theme in my dreams. I don't know why that happened, because I rarely play
Minecraft anymore. Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? That was
one of my favorite memes. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, many
DVD players had this screensaver where it was a DVD logo bouncing around the
screen. The big moment that everyone anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of
the screen perfectly, because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! I used to watch a
livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. And when it hit
the corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else watching. I got
so excited when the logo hit the corner. My computer's screensaver is even still a
DVD screensaver. But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have as much
enthusiasm as I used to. I've just seen it too many times for it to be exciting anymore.
Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. I doubt that livestream is even still
running. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. Oh wow, it
is! That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. But only four people are
watching it, which makes sense. The title now says "DVD Logo Screensaver For 1
Year", even though it hasn't quite been going on for a year. But when it hits that
point, perhaps that's when it will finally end? It should have ended months ago, if
you ask me. Yup, I was right. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends,
and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. Wow, the corner hit and
wall hit numbers are much bigger now. The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400
or so, but now it's at 4776! The wall hits used to be in the hundred-thousands, now
it's at over two and a half million! Hello, I have returned. There, I came up with
something original to say! Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of
(including this one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules
Wiki". That wiki exactly as you would expect from the title. I found it a while ago, and
I thought it was about time I made a contribution, even if pasting over half a million
characters into a single article is breaking some rule... I've been wanting to make
Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. I think it's long overdue at this point. Hey,
I'm back again. These sections are getting shorter and shorter each day. But oh well. I
just discovered how much I like the word "number". I don't know why, but it's just so
fun to say! I think I've liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my
numbers! I remember thinking it was a fun word even back then. At that time I had
two little electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and
for letters. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. I also vaguely remember having a
fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. I haven't seen anything like that since
then. All I hear right now is Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. You know that song,
right? I don't know who doesn't know it at this point. I can't think of a single person
I've seen that doesn't know what that song is. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't
been writing as much in this text. Looks like LTEs were all I could talk about. Oh well.
How many times have I said "oh well"? Probably a lot. About eight times, in fact. I'm
back again. I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! There
were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. I could've written
at least a little bit, but I didn't. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet
again! I had a dream where my domain was "exin" (or something like that) instead of
"whiletrue", so that was a thing. I also had a dream where there was this game that I
thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. Dreams do that sometimes. I don't
remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Also, I was in
a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? And a bunch of gift cards. That's all I
remember. For now, at least. My sister does not like synthwave. She says "it's
repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it
doesn't have lyrics. First of all, she's hypocritical because she always listens to the
same songs on repeat. And why does it matter that it doesn't have words? Why does
she think every single piece of music in existence has to have words? YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR OPINIONS THERE! (That was a reference to a cringy GoAnimator that
no one reading this will get, unless you came to this website from my YouTube
channel which you subscribed to during my OS video days). Anyways, synthwave is
objectively the best genre of music. I remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the
first time in a Discord voice chat, and it was magical. I wish I could listen to that song
for the first time again. That was how I got into synthwave. You know what my
favorite color combination is? Yellow text on a magenta background. Oh, and don't
forget the Comic Sans. That is just pure beauty right there. In fact, it's used in the
first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes
me love that video even more. We're at 60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences, and
12,000 words! Weird how all those counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? I
need to stick to the EMT, so I should stop talking about that. My sister is attempting
to build a Lego city. Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT
much Lego. Have you noticed how quickly I've been switching topics in this text?
That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is
languages or LTEs. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started
making a while back. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages
for some reason, then she ends up starting one. But of course, she regained her hate
and abandoned it. Now I'm the only one working on the language. By the way, the
language is called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made
together which is now deleted. We started writing the language on paper, but then I
started a Google Doc. I'm sure the papers are still here somewhere. I'm just too lazy
to find them. I’m back again. I haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes
recently. But whatever. We’re on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room.
We’re listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now, and I’m just waiting for
“Fortress” to come on. I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. It
goes: Ванавар јак фиртрас кува, ма башег ђара, ја сок. Try and translate that! The
song is playing now. I like this song. We’re back from IKEA now. Actually, we’ve been
home for hours now, and we’ve already built the dresser. My computer crashed (but
don’t worry, I started writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google
Chrome won’t open. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. I’m gonna sleep now.
Goodnight! Hello, I'm back. My sister is brushing my back with a hairbrush, and I
don't know why. I asked her what I should write about (because I have zero
creativity), and she said I should write about that. I'm gonna type whatever comes to
my head now. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has zero creativity whatsoever and
still happens to be writing an LTE. Isn't that insane? How could this be? Nobody
knows, and nobody will ever know. It is a strange mystery that has yet to be solved.
Hmm, I wonder if I should go and eat pancakes now? I'm so random right now. In
fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. You should check it out! I
mean, you don't really have to, but it would be nice if you did. I use Reddit a lot, but I
only use it for language-related stuff. Well, I make posts in language-related
subreddits, but the non-language subs that I look at are ones that I don't post
anything to, because I know nothing about literally anything that isn't languages. And
heck, I don't even know much about languages! I only make English codes and call
them "conlangs". Sort of. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them
for such purposes. I speak Viesa as if it were a real language, but it simply is not. Why
did I make Viesa in the first place? Well, you see, it all started out as a joke for April
Fools' Day. I called it "the new universal language", despite it literally being a cipher
of English. What!? A cipher of English being a universal language? How silly! What a
funny joke, right? Maybe? Somewhat? Anyways, I then made a SECOND VERSION!
DUN DUN DUN! This second version had CLICKY SOUNDS which, spoiler alert,
dissapear in the next version of Viesa. Sad, right? RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER
FORGET! I also added WACKY GRAMMAR STUFF and PRONOUNS! WOAH! How crazy!
Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! This version added CYRILLIC! (you know,
that alphabet the Russians use, as well as the Serbs, whose version of the Cyrillic
alphabet I stole for Viesa. Hehehe!) And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained
in a Zany way! Do you like how I capitalized "Zany" there? Aren't capital letters so
cool? They let you YELL AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! They add
EXCITEMENT! And most of all, they let you capitalize words like This. lowercase
letters are also cool. without them, we'd all be yelling and screaming all the time.
That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? I see two water bottles. One is empty, while
the other still has some water in it. The empty one is blue, and the one with the
water is pink. I should also mention that