January
It’s okay if you don’t
like me….
Not everyone has good
taste.….
February
People who say they’ll
give 110% don’t
understand how
percentages work….
March
A positive attitude may
not solve all your
problems, but it’ll
annoy enough people to
make it worth the
effort….
April
The best things in life
are actually really
expensive…..
May
I worked out for an
hour and all I lost was
60 minutes….
June
You are only as deep as
your most recent
Inspirational Quote….
July
If everything seems to be
going well, you have
obviously overlooked
something, like the
weather....
Well, it probably could get
worse. It could hail…..
August
It's going to be one of
those days…..
The voices in my head are
fighting…..
My imaginary friend is
running with scissors, and at
one point one of my
personalities wandered off….
I guess, it’s never too late
to go back to bed…
September
I just want to be able
to do whatever I want,
all the time, without
any consequences….
Is that too much to
ask??
October
The best thing to do
first in the morning is
to go right back to
sleep….
November
So you mean to tell me
a stress ball isn’t for
throwing at people who
stress you out??
December
Real friendship is
when your friend
comes over to your
house and then you
both just take a nap….