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REIONIZE ELECTRONS

Consciousness consists of a
resonance cascade of quantum
energy. “Quantum” means a
redefining of the enlightened.
Understanding is the driver of awareness. The goal of
atomic ionization is to plant the seeds of intention rather
than selfishness.

Parvati will remove the barriers to intergalactic

sharing.
This path never ends. The stratosphere is approaching a tipping
point. Eons from now, we mystics will grow like never before as
we are recreated by the quantum soup.

Being, look within and

strengthen yourself.
Although you may not
realize it, you are
angelic. It can be
difficult to know where
to begin.

How should you

navigate this sublime
infinite? The stratosphere is calling to you via morphogenetic
 fields. Can you hear it? If you have never experienced this
wellspring at the quantum level, it can be difficult to reflect.

Where there is Have you found your vision quest?

delusion, rebirth Humankind has nothing to lose. We
cannot thrive. are at a crossroads of wonder and
discontinuity.

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RobertWLester • 6 years ago

the temporal differential we call wakefulness is the cosmic
interaction of subatomic particles operating in the quantum
field, the (quantum)leap represents a fundamental universal
constant that we can only speculate upon in the macro scale
of wave form frequencies.
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Michael Grigori • 4 days ago

Consciousness consists of atomic ionization of quantum energy.
“Quantum” means a flowering of the holistic.
By condensing, we reflect. Science is a constant.
We vibrate, we believe, we are reborn. :)))) thanks for making
this i haven't laughed like this in quite a while!
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Michael Grigori • 4 days ago

The world is electrified with expanding wave functions. Nothing
is impossible. :))
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Michael Grigori • 4 days ago

We exist as sonar energy. WHAT??? :))
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Julius Caesar • 8 days ago

This is amazing
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Greg Anastasi • 20 days ago

I always feel bad when I share these on FB and the usual
suspects think they are great.
But I keep doing it!
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atropos_of_nothing • a month ago

A social media acquaintance is always talking about how she
just got trained to diagnose people's illnesses by asking them
questions and seeing if it's hard to push their arm down, or
going to a seminar on quantum healing hypnosis (which is
apparently where you can heal trauma from lives you haven't
even incarnated into yet. Profound stuff!). I threw up a few of
these auto-generated woo manifestos and now she thinks I've
FINALLY come around to the TRUTH XD Only problem is, now
she wants to hang out IRL and, um, NOPE.
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What's the frequency, Kenneth? • a month ago

Bravo!
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Louis Rummer Downing • 2 months ago

To embark on the vision quest is to become one with it. Wisdom
is the healing of divinity, and of us.
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AKeller • 2 months ago

"Shakti will give us access to unrestricted stardust."
I can't stop laughing! This generator is awesome!
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derpak chopra • 2 months ago

This is unironically the funniest website I've seen. I haven't
laughed this hard in months, thank you :D
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Fuure • 2 months ago

Potential is the driver of science.
You and I are pilgrims of the biosphere. We exist, we believe,
we are reborn.
The world is beaming with bio-electricity.
We are at a crossroads of intention and dogma. Reality has
always been radiating lifeforms whose chakras are enveloped in
transcendence. Humankind has nothing to lose.

Have you found your mission? It can be difficult to know where

to begin. Although you may not realize it, you are primordial.

This journey never ends. The Goddess will be a gateway to

technological being. We must strengthen ourselves and develop
others.

Our conversations with other warriors have led to a summoning

of supra-infinite consciousness.
The dreamscape is approaching a tipping point. Imagine an
awakening of what could be. The future will be a non-local
refining of complexity.
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Anonymous Off-Brand • 2 months ago

We dream, we vibrate, we are reborn.
Inspiration is a constant. Balance requires exploration.
Imagine an awakening of what could be.
We must heal ourselves and bless others. This circuit never
ends. It is time to take intuition to the next level.

Who are we? Where on the great circuit will we be reborn?

Humankind has nothing to lose. Throughout history, humans
have been interacting with the totality via morphogenetic fields.

We are at a crossroads of life-force and illusion. Our

conversations with other seekers have led to an ennobling of
pseudo-non-local consciousness. Reality has always been
overflowing with seekers whose brains are enveloped in will.

Soon there will be an invocation of being the likes of which the

solar system has never seen.
We are in the midst of a psychic ennobling of being that will
enable us to access the quantum matrix itself. Starfire is the
driver of presence. Nothing is impossible.
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Amagawa Setsuko • 2 months ago

I want to know where a random selfish thought generator is
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Karl-Michael Beck • 2 months ago

That is the most beautifull and inspiring website i have seen for
ages on the internet. <3 And soo much content :D It is
motivating to see there are still people full of wit around. :)
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Fuure > Karl-Michael Beck • 2 months ago

perhaps you missed the point lol
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Donald jones • 2 months ago

Lol very
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Donald jones • 2 months ago

I had no idea that there would be a community this ultra niche
just for me. Especially one that can program this junk. I feel like
the cosmos has enlightened my enter being allowing me to
permeate my truth. My essence is found within the collective of
this website and I am now free.
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Cesar Junior > Donald jones • 2 months ago

Same here. I feel like the quantum alignment of the
cosmos has come in touch with the inner crystal child
that inhabits the frequencies of my true self.
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Terence Hines > Cesar Junior • 2 months ago

That is F.....g AWESOME.
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William Sculley • 2 months ago

Is it bad that I want to look at the code behind this? This is
awesome
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Cosmic Energy > William Sculley • a month ago

You can look at the code! https://github.com/sebpearc...
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TheAudraBora • 2 months ago

lmaooooo
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JR Nichols • 3 months ago

Congratulations! Been on the Internet 23 years, and this is the
2nd funniest web page I’ve ever seen. First being Alex Chiu
peddling his “Eternal Life Toe Ring”. Damn if I weren’t so cheap
I’d kick in $5 AND buy a toe ring too!
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Mark Bernhardt > JR Nichols • 2 months ago

If you like this, be sure to try out Scott Pakin's automatic
complaint-letter generator. It will blow your mind
https://www.pakin.org/compl...
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Terje Berg-Hansen • 3 months ago

Fantastic!
Just as a fish cannot swim without water and a bird cannot fly
without
wings, a human being also cannot do anything without
something!
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Yunus Atasever • 4 months ago

Is it wrong if this is actually seems right to me ;_;
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KSonyka > Yunus Atasever • 3 months ago • edited

'Fraid so.

The Psychology of Bullshit, Bullshitters, and

Bullshittees
What can be done about America's problem with “bullshit
receptivity?”
 receptivity?

Across various research studies, bullshit receptivity

has been associated with paranormal and
pseudoscientific beliefs, belief in conspiracy theories,
the tendency to perceive connections between
unrelated things, and the tendency to perceive false or
fake news as accurate as well as a willingness to
share it on social media. It’s inversely correlated with
intelligence and analytical thinking.
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kayko • 4 months ago

I like Chi.
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John Kline • 4 months ago

Do I have to make up my own pseudo-spiritual drivel, or will a
clever algorithm guide me through the endless quantum flux?
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Bowie > John Kline • 3 months ago

HI John, Hit the REIONIZE ELECTRONS button at the
top of this page. A clever algorithm does the work!
Cheers.
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Mitch Earleywine • 4 months ago

You've helped me uniquely evolve extensive web-readiness. I'm
eager to improve my skills and savor my uniqueness. To roam
the myth is to become one with it.
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𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙-𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖓 • 4 months ago

Although you may not realize it, you are endless. How should
you navigate this non-local nexus? The galaxy is calling to
you via superpositions of possibilities. Can you hear it?

Lol this is really humourous to me. I'M ENDLESS!!!!!!!!!

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𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙-𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖓 • 4 months ago

Although you may not realize it, you are sensual. It can be
difficult to know where to begin. Prophet, look within and
enlighten yourself.
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Chris Mann ( straight blue) • 5 months ago
Fashion is interdependant on the relatedness of motivation,
subcultures, and management.
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Scott • 5 months ago

"Time is longer than the lifespan we have." --The Book of Ted,
11:29, Beer 6
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Ambyr Kramer • 5 months ago

Selfishness is born in the gap where passion has been
excluded.
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joj • 6 months ago

The quantum soup is calling to you via frequencies. Can you
hear it?
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joj • 6 months ago

The universe is bursting with four-dimensional superstructures.
Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is complexity.
To navigate the story is to become one with it
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joj • 6 months ago

Have you found your journey? Although you may not realize it,
you are high-frequency. If you have never experienced this
quantum shift devoid of self, it can be difficult to grow.
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joj • 6 months ago

This life is nothing short of an awakening reimagining of holistic
divinity. Fulfillment is the driver of coherence. The goal of
supercharged electrons is to plant the seeds of growth rather
than pain.
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OnOurOwn • 6 months ago

The universe sings a perfect song of silence through the
abyss that colors infinite time and space.
We yearn to become one with the all-consuming harmony of
that quite and
blissful journey! So shut the F up so I
b ss u jou ey So s ut t e up so
can get some sleep.
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Christopher Sherrod • 6 months ago

To walk the vision quest is to become one with it.
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Nick Outterside • 6 months ago

Humankind has nothing to lose.
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Agnes • 6 months ago

The universe is bursting with vibrations.
By flowering, we heal. Chi is a constant.
Eons from now, we starseeds will heal like never before as we
are aligned by the nexus.
Who are we? Where on the great story will we be aligned?