1.
The overpass went under the highway and into
a
2. iety president because she can whistle with her
toes.
3. I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you
have for your child by the way you look at her.
4. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the
lady’s bag of food.
5. Yeah, I think it's a good environment for
learning English.
6. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to
dinosaurs.
7. There should have been a time and a place, but
this wasn't it.
8. Art doesn't have to be intentional.
9. He strives to keep the best lawn in the
neighborhood.
10. Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a
birthday cake.
11. He ended up burning his fingers poking
someone else's fire.
12. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna
sandwiches.
13. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams
of becoming a sea turtle.
14. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the
crevasse
15. Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling
what could come next.
16. As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky
was upset her dentist appointment had been
canceled.
17. Greetings from the real universe.
18. The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a
lovely sight.
19. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status
symbol among macho men.
20. She did a happy dance because all of the socks
from the dryer matched.
21. David proudly graduated from high school top
of his class at age 97.
22. As you consider all the possible ways to
improve yourself and the world, you notice
John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
23. He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing
that enchantment awaited on the other side.
24. His thought process was on so many levels that
he gave himself a phobia of heights.
25. Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose.
26. He used to get confused between soldiers and
shoulders, but as a military man, he now
soldiers responsibility.
27. Charles ate the french fries knowing they
would be his last meal.
28. We have never been to Asia, nor have we
visited Africa.
29. The murder hornet was disappointed by the
preconceived ideas people had of him.
30. He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to
go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
31. There is no better feeling than staring at a wall
with closed eyes.
32. He was sure the Devil created red sparkly
glitter.
33. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
34. The anaconda was the greatest criminal
mastermind in this part of the neighborhood.
35. It was at that moment that he learned there are
certain parts of the body that you should never
Nair.
36. A good example of a useful vegetable is
medicinal rhubarb.
37. All she wanted was the answer, but she had no
idea how much she would hate it.
38. It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go
to remain short.
39. She had convinced her kids that any mushroom
found on the ground would kill them if they
touched it.
40. The delicious aroma from the kitchen was
ruined by cigarette smoke.
41. She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least,
that was her reason for not having time to join
us.
42. They say people remember important moments
in their life well, yet no one even remembers
their own birth.
43. He walked into the basement with the horror
movie from the night before playing in his
head.
44. The shark-infested South Pine channel was the
only way in or out.
45. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it
seemed to work for gin.
46. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit
me.
47. Homesickness became contagious in the young
campers' cabin.
48. The clock within this blog and the clock on my
laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
49. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a
highway to hell explains life well.
