https://imgur.

com/EK6xSYV

>Beast of Gevaudan
In Medieval France there was giant wolf-like monster the killed a bunch of people
and was supposedly immune to musket fire. It was eventually killed, and the surgeon
who dissected it thought it was a hyena. Other theories range for it being an
unusually large aggressive wolf, a lion, or a wolf that someone made a bullet proof
coat for.

>Highgate Vampire
Vampire that supposedly was active in and around Highgate cemetery in London in the
1970's. Vigilante patrols were formed who went looking for it.

>Beast of Bray Road

Cryptid first spotted in Wisconsin in the 1930's. Usually described as a werewolf,
but some believe its a Sasquatch.

>Monster of Florence
Unsolved serial murders from Florence Italy. Due to the timing and the nature of
the killings, some believe California's Zodiac Killer relocated to Italy and
continued killing there.

>Iraqi Giant
First reported on Art Bell's radio show in the early 2000's. Supposedly a group of
American soldiers encountered a giant in a cave who killed some of them before
being killed itself, the incident was kept under wraps.

>Sanpaku Eyes
Japanese theory related to determining a persons mental state based on the sclera
(whites) of the eyes. See pic below.
[ https://imgur.com/ASYeyqo ]

>Monster with 21 faces

Unsolved Japanese crime. Started with a group of people who kidnapped the president
of Glico (makers of Pocky) in a home invasion. They held him prisoner in a
warehouse and demanded ransom, but when they left him alone for awhile he managed
to escape.
Calling themselves The Monster With 21 Faces, they the started sending letters to
the press demanding money from Glico, or they threatened to poison Glico products
with cyanide. No ransom was paid, and then the monster abruptly claimed they had
forgiven Glico.
Next, they started demanding money from other food companies, and in one instance,
a pack of poison candy was indeed found in a convenience store.
Despite surveillance footage of a man placing the candy on a store shelf, a
composite sketch of a suspect, and millions of dollars and thousands of police
interviews, the perpetrators were never caught.

>The Watcher
Family moves into a new house and immediately start gets a letter from someone
called The Watcher. The Watcher claims that he and his family have been watching
the house for decades. and makes numerous vague threats towards the family and
includes some information proving that he has indeed been observing them closely.
The police get involved and suspect a man living next door who they think is weird.
However no physical evidence found on the letter implicates him - they instead find
a very small amount of female DNA. As well, an attempt to goad him into writing a
letter fails.
The family keeps getting letters and eventually sells the home at a massive loss.
the new owners refuse to speak to the media about whether or not they have gotten
any letters.
>flying saucers are atmospheric life forms
Kenneth Arnold was a pilot who encountered UFOs while flying a plane in 1947. He
coined the phrase "flying saucers" to describe them, and his sighting is credited
with igniting the modern UFO wave.
Arnold himself never believed that he saw alien space craft - he believe he had
seen a previously undiscovered animal inhabiting the stratosphere.

>Stephen King killed John Lennon

[ http://lennonmurdertruth.com/stephen-king-murderer/ ]
Basically one man's theory that a young Stephen King was recruited by the CIA to
kill John Lennon. Supposedly clues in his books hint at this, as well a younger
Stephen King looks quite a bit like Mark David Chapman.

>Arcade high score monitoring

In the 1980s there were lots of stories of Men in Black types visiting arcades and
asking owners/gamers for the names of people who had high scores on various games.

>The Old Couple broadcast signal intrusion.

In 2007 on ABC tv, the screen suddenly showed pic related for several seconds.
There was no audio. A video was uploaded to Youtube but immediately taken down and
cannot be found online today. ABC denied that it was a signal intrusion, claiming
that it was "a still photo from a promo for the Oprah Winfrey show" which many
found weird - why would this creepy ass pic be used to advertise Oprah?

>9/11 conspiracy theories (Mothman did it)

[ https://imgur.com/C0FjMFJ ]
See pic. Also, the town where Mothman is from, Point Pleasent, had a bridge
collapse in 1967 which killed 46 people, and many people reported sighting Mothman
in the area before the bridge collapsed, leading to an association with Mothman and
destructive events.

>Tarik Zahzah
[ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/tarik-zahzah-what-you-need-to-know-
about-the-dutch-teenager-who-stormed-a-tv-station-with-a-fake-gun-10012873.html ]
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmZwdm1UrKc ]
Tarik Zahzah was a man who stormed a Dutch tv station with a gun and demanded to be
put on air. Instead they lead him into an empty studio and then police came and
arrested him. Information about what he wanted to say is almost impossible to find,
but according to someone on this very board. he saw a video of a reporter
shapeshifting into some kind of monster on live tv. The video is impossible to
find, and supposedly sent the poster who saw it into therapy for years.
{ I included it since the poster seems sincere and not like a meme poster. and
because information about what Tarik wanted to talk about is apparently a forbidden
topic for the media. } [Not OP]

>Numbers Stations
Radio stations of unknown origin that broadcast repeating tones, or a voice reading
numbers, or sometimes other things. Many believe they are used for spy
communications. Some believe that there are now "numbers stations" on Twitter, as
there are various twitter accounts that do nothing but tweet random strings of
numbers.

>Breatharianism
Belief that you don't need food or water to survive, just proper breathing
technique.

>Roman empire still ruling

Basically what it sounds like - the Roman Empire never really fell, just moved its
power center to different locations. According to who you ask, its currently in
control of America, China, the European Union, or its shadow government controlling
the whole world.

>The God Helmet

Helmet developed by scientists to study creativity, religious experience and the
effects of subtle stimulation of the temporal lobes. Many test subjects reported
feeling a divine presence while wearing it.

>Septic tank Sam

Body found in an abandoned septic tank in rural Albert, Canada. Despite facial
reconstructions, he has never been identified. Appears to have been tortured before
he was killed.

>Eisenhower's missing 12 hours

Eisenhower went "missing" for 12 hours - the official explanation is that he was on
a super secret golf trip. Many believe he actually met with alien ambassadors.

>Nk ghost boats

Boats from North Korea occasionally wash up on Japanese shores with no one inside.

>Obama going to mars in the 80s

Conspiracy theory from around the time of Obama's first term, had a huge blog post
about it from a supposed whistleblower. According to him, the CIA has had access to
teleportation technology since the 80s, and they used it to establish bases on
Mars. Obama was a young "astronaut" on one of their earliest missions.

>Sentient clouds
A college professor claimed that one morning while leaving home for work, a small
cloud formed a pair of lips and spit of stream of water at him.

>Shades of death
Shades of Death road has a lot going for it - the weird Polaroids found there in
the 90s, the fact that no one can agree how it got its name, the woman who murdered
her husband and buried his head on one side of the road and his body on the other.

>Love roller coaster scream

Love Rollercoaster is a song by The Ohio Players. At one point in the song you can
hear a woman scream. There are two urban legends about this - one is that its the
scream on the model used for the songs album cover (the cover shows a woman having
honey poured over hear, and supposedly they heated the honey to make it flow better
and this burned her).
The other legend is that its the scream of a woman who was murdered outside of the
studio where the song was being recorded, and the band liked how it sounded so they
left it in.

>Tibetan Nazi Monks

Hitler and other Nazis believed Tibet was the possible origin point of the Aryan
race. Many prominent Nazis went on trips to Tibet, this is a documented fact.
Supposedly when the Soviets took Berlin, they found a group of Tibetan monks
wearing SS uniforms who had committed suicide.

>Jill Dando
British journalist who was shot dead in front of her home by an unknown assailant.
The media's theory is that she was killed by the Serbian mafia, many believe she
was killed for working on a story about elite pedo ring. Really interesting rabbit
hole to go down.

>Vegetable Lamb
Supposed rare plant from central Asia that grew a lamb as its fruit. The lamb was
connected to the plant by an umbilical cord, and grazed the land around the plant.
when no food was left it and the plant would die. The lamb could be eaten, and
tasted sweet like nectar.

>Mongolian Death Worms

Cryptid from Mongolia, basically look like giant worms, supposedly can shoot
electricity through the ground to kill prey.

>japanese vending machine poisoner

Unsolved crime from Japan. Basically someone was poisoning sodas with insecticide
and leaving them in the trays of vending machines. some believe it might be
connected to the Monster with 21 Faces case, already described in this thread.

>Columbine third shooter

Lots of theories based on multiple eyewitness accounts of there being a third
shooter at Columbine, or possibly more than 3. read this:
[ http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/columbineeight.php ]

>I-70 killer
Unsolved serial murders of store clerks, based on locations of some the crime
scenes in proximity to CIA headquarters, and the fact that he was never caught,
some think it was a rouge CIA agent.

>Heaven's gate
UFO cult who committed mass suicide in 1997 as they believe a UFO was following
Comet Hale–Bopp as it passed by Earth, and by committing suicide their souls would
be taken onboard. The brother of Nichelle Nichol, the actress who played Uhura on
the original Star Trek series, was one of them. Their website is still active and
is maintained by one member who "stayed behind"

>The boy in the box

Famous unsolved murder cased of the body of a malnourished and abused child who was
found in a box by the road. Many people have claimed to have known his identity
over the years but none of the leads have panned out.

>the black eye club

[ https://imgur.com/K27INLf ]
Many photos exist of famous actors and politicians with black eyes. As many people
go their whole lives without ever getting a black eye, some have questioned who is
punching these powerful rich people in the face. Most theories relate to them being
abused by their handlers for transgressions.
Also one anon said about this video ---> [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-
W7KSHgiU ]
>Pope:Nothing much.. just temporary
>journalist: So what happened?
>Pope:i just leaned on to say hello to the kids and i didn't see the glass..

Well that's not really a black eye for banging on a glass man

>Dr Phil is Freddie Mercury

[ https://imgur.com/BBO2XLj ]
See pic. Researcher who claimed to be skeptical of most "person x is really person
y" theories claims to have proof, based on facial analysis, that Freddie Mercury
faked his death and came back as Dr.Phil. Supposedly there are also a few
recordings of Dr.Phil singing, and his voice is shockingly good.

>Fire Spooks
Rare haunting phenomena involving poltergeist like activity that also starts fire.
In many well documented cases, wallpaper, furniture, and other objects will burst
into flames right in front of witnesses. Cases are very rare, but seem
particularity concentrated in the Canadian Maritime provinces.

>Nebraska ISIS Incident

[ https://imgur.com/9pnycDd ][ https://imgur.com/6Ex3C8l ]
{Fucks sake, this has been gone over and gone over. The Brokenbow shit is just
frames from a Russian Paramilitary hit-squad killing the family of a Chechen
activist. Pic related. Her name is Zura Bitiyeva; probably the cameraman himself or
some friend/family that put the tape online.
There was no ISIS incident in Nebraska.} Not OP {This happened Zura Bitiyeva was a
well-known activist of human rights in Chechnya, during the Second Chechen war her
and her son were detained and witnessed the human rights abuses that were being
carried out by Russian forces on Chechen civilians. Did a lot of documentation and
evidence-collecting of human rights abuses during that time, and like other Chechen
activists got red-flagged for it.
On May 21st, 2003, a death-squad showed up to her home and killed off most of her
family, one son managed to hide and lived. This happened to more than just her- it
wasn't uncommon at the time for angry Chechen's just just wind up having their
family annihilated overnight. At some point, and I don't know when, footage of the
incident was leaked online. From descriptions of the attackers, the number of
people involved, and the victims shown in the film, it looks like it's footage of
the murder of Zura's family.
A lot more recently, the frames of the footage were posted on a Russian forum, and
I have no idea why, but they made up a story about it being an ISIS attack in
Brokenbow, Nebraska, which is complete horseshit. I've got a number of the still-
frames of the video, but I have yet to dig up the full footage. Been searching for
a while now out of curiosity of how it wound up online in the first place. But no,
there was no ISIS attack in Brokenbow, Nebraska. That shit was made up by Ruskies
on a Ruskie forum, and it spread to 4chan some point later and has been floating
around ever since, because people will believe fucking anything and when they can't
find a "Brokenbow Nebraska attack" on google they'll just assume it was covered up
because human adults have trouble with the concept of an urban legend, I guess.}

>Demolition Elves
A number of reports of people seeing elves or pixies that appear to be "working" on
objects like bridges or towers before they collapse.

>Loch Duich Monster lost film

Very interesting rabbit hole to go down - google "macrae film". Basically, there
may be an extremely good film showing a lake monster in Loch Duich - the film is
held in a safety deposit box to which only a few people have keys, and the person
who filmed its will stated that the film was never to be released until a time when
loch monsters are taken more seriously by the public.

>Whipping Tom
Refers to 2 incidents from medieval England where a man would approach women on the
streets, lift up their dress, and spank them with rods. Both of the attackers were
called Whipping Tom by the press and the incidents of attacks were separated by
around 70 years making it unlikely that it was the same person.

>Ed Edwards serial killer unification theory

Ed Edwards is a serial killer who officially murdered 4 people, separated by
several decades. He was interviewed multiple times in prison by a highly respected
investigator to see if he could be connected to any other unsolved cases. The
investigator lost his job, because he began telling people that Ed Edwards is by
far the most successful serial killer in human history, and that he also
successfully framed many innocent people for his crimes. According to this
investigator, Ed Edwards:
- Killed the Black Dhalia
- Was DB Cooper
- Was the Zodiac Killer
- Killed America's Most Wanted host John Walsh's son Adam
- Committed the Robin Hood Hills murders and successfully framed The West Memphis
Three, also appears in a documentary about the case wearing a disguise
- Killed Jonbenet Ramsey
- Killed Laci Peterson and framed Scott Peterson
- Sent the antrax letters in 2001
and many more. The investigator has refused to back down on his claims despite
loosing his job and facing public ridicule.

>Star jelly
Reports from all over the world from ancient times till today of weird blobs of
jelly found on the ground, often but not always after meteor showers. Scientific
analysis of the blobs has yielded very different and inconclusive results -
sometimes they are organic and sometimes not. In Turkey in the 1800s there was a
rain of star jelly over a small village, and the locals baked it into bread which
supposedly tasted great.

>Earthquake lights
Reports dating from ancient times of phenomena similar to the Northern Lights being
observed just before major earthquakes. Has actually been caught on film a few
times.

>Man-eating plants
A few early European explorers in Africa claimed that some tribes had awareness of
man-eating plants, one was supposedly a man-eating tree in Madagascar that the
explorer saw them sacrifice a woman to.

>Frozen envelope theory

In 1985 Patrick Ewing was the number 1 basketball prospect in the NBA. For the
first time, the draft was done by selecting random envelopes out of a drum. The New
York Knicks - a franchise which desperately needed a major star - picked Ewing's
envelope on their very first pull. The theory is that Ewings envelope was kept in
the freezer so the person selecting it would choose the cold envelope.

>Phillip the imaginary ghost

[ https://youtu.be/MzNxHLe1_SQ ]
In the 1970s a group of paranormal researchers in Toronto invented a ghost. They
gave him a name and a backstory and held seances to contact him. Eventually they
start hearing knocks in response to questions, just like with "genuine" paranormal
phenomena. They noted that one or two non-believers could be added to the group and
the knocks would still happen, but that if they added one more the phenomena would
stop. Eventually they appeared on Toronto's CityTV morning show and did a seance
live on air, and not only were knocks heard, but the table visibly levitated. Sadly
it is not known if video footage of this incident still exists today.

>Phantom social workers

In the 80s and early 90s there were numerous reports from the UK and North America
of people pretending to be social workers coming to people homes and asking
questions about children, and on a few occasions, attempting to abduct children.
Later inquiries reveal that local children's service groups have no record of these
employees. In some cases they acted normal, in other cases they behaved oddly, as
with some men in black reports. In one case a family actually allowed their son to
go with with them, and all they did was take him to a park, feed him a sandwich,
and then take him home. Incidents are still occasionally reported to this day.
Theories range from cults to vigilante child protection groups.
>Antarctic no-go zones
Basically an claim floating around conspiracy websites for a long time is that
certain parts of Antarctica are no-go zones and any civilian caught in the area is
shot dead on sight.

>l'enfant
Lebanese immigrant moves to the U,S, and opens a Moroccan restaurant in DC.
Restaurant immediately starts getting dozens, sometimes hundreds of harassing phone
calls every day. The most frequent caller sounds like a child speaking with a
French accent, he gets the nickname l'enfant. Sometimes he would threaten to kill
whoever answers the phone, sometimes he'd just giggle and laugh. Calls also come
from adult men and women with Middle Eastern accents, and a black child who calls
himself Adam. Sometimes the calls are just hysterical screaming or the sound of
machine gun fire. FBI gets involved and traces the calls to multiple pay phones
around the DC area but never catches anyone. Restaurant owner eventually checks
into a mental hospital, the calls start coming there. Eventually one day the calls
just stop completely and never return.

>sky trumpets
Reports from all over the world of unusual sounds, often similar to loud trumpets,
coming from a usually clear sky. Many videos can be found on Youtube.

>devil's footprints
Several reports of cloven hoofprints appearing in freshly fallen snow. Most famous
case happened in England in 1855.

>dead microbiologists
Conspiracy theory that was huge on the internet in the early 2000's. Basically
someone had complied a list of prominent doctors, mostly microbiologists, who had
all died under unusual circumstances or had been murdered, mostly between the late
1990s and mid 2000s. At least a partial list can be found here:
[ http://laudalino.blogspot.com/2016/06/list-of-dead-microbiologists.html?
spref=pi ]

>jan sloot
Jan Sloot was a Dutch engineer who claimed to have invented a revolutionary method
of video compression in the late 1990's. Supposedly, his method was capable of
reducing an entire DVD quality movie file down to around 50 KB in size with no loss
of quality. Some people suspect it was all a hoax, however its documented that he
demonstrated his tech for the heads of Phillips, a major electronics company, and
they were convinced enough to offer him a contract. Not long afterwards he died
young of a heart attack. which many believe was murder. His family also claims that
shortly after his death their house was burglarized and hard drives and personal
papers were stolen.

Random anon in the next 3

>Q anon
An alleged Q-clearance level anonymous user claiming to work for the federal
government who began posting breadcrumbs to /pol/ users back in 2017. Original Q
anon may or may not still be posting due to differences in tone between early and
later Q anon posts, but either way it's been co-opted into a massive boomer
political movement about how the Deep State is out to get Donald Trump

>Iraqi Giant
Alleged giant a few American soldiers found living in a cave while on tour in Iraq.
Killed a few soldiers before they managed to take him down. The military has
supposedly covered this up.
>Mel's Hole
A hole in the middle of a Washington property that's supposedly at least 15 miles
deep. People had known about it even back in Native American times, and people
threw unwanted garbage down there. One man threw his dead dog down the hole only to
later find it alive, running through the forest.

Another anon..

>Marc Dutroux
a belgian serial killer whose crimes made pizzagate look like a shitty creepypasta.
his crimes have been very well documented too. anyways he killed several children
with his partners.

>gef
it was a ghost which manifested in a farm house in the isle of man. he claimed to
be a talking mongoose with hands and feet. he was quite helpful, he guarded the
house and put out the fire if the family forgot about it.

OP is back...

>New Coke
Coca-Cola Company's method of replacing cane sugar with corn syrup without catching
flak from consumers. Introduce "New Coke" (same sugar but with an intentionally
terrible alteration to the base formula), await consumer's predicted response, and
being back the "old formula" with no changes other than the type of sugar used.
Drink an American Coke and a Mexican Coke (their sugar subsidies keep corn syrup
out of the formula there). The difference in taste is mild if even noticeable, but
the difference in texture is night-and-day.
Classic corporate trick to ensure brand loyalty after reducing product quality.

>OJ covering for son

His son likely did it. Known for mental problems and violence, and a big part of
the case's defense was that OJ openly accepted his divorce without hard feelings.
The glove only hardly fit OJ, but it would have assuredly fit his son. Lots of
legal experts don't even consider this a conspiracy, just basic fact.

>Miracle of Fatima
Classic case of Marian Apparition. 3 kids in the Iberian Penensula reported seeing
and being spoken to by the ghost of Virgin Mary, the catholic church took their
report very seriously and ensured that what the children were told was written down
and kept secret. IIRC the church promised to release the writings, but backed out
on it. Only speculation has come about since, the Secret of Fatima is still kept on
lockdown by the Vatican.

>Beer Man
[ https://nitawriter.wordpress,com/2007/01/18/south-mumbai-serial-killer-or-the-
beer-man-is-a-gay-killer/ ]
There’s a mass murderer in India still at large, targeting poor, homosexual men. At
certain scenes, the killer would leave beer bottles with notes written in good
english. One person was accussed and confessed under interrogation, but murders
continued afterward.

>Sodder Children
In 1945 a family living with their 9 children were awakened several times on
Christmas eve by the sound of banging on the roof. Eventually they went back to
sleep, only to wake up sometime later to the house on fire. The mother, father, and
four of the children escaped, but the other five children were believed to be
inside as the house completely burnt down.
Firemen combed through the ashes and could not locate any human remains, telling
the family that the children had been completely consumed in the fire, which is
considered almost impossible. One fireman later stated that he found intact human
organs among the remains, but choose not to tell the family, which makes no sense
either.
Years later, the family hires someone to completely excavate the area where the
house once stood to do a detailed search for remains. They find several vertebra,
which are examined by an expert who states they all came from the same person and
that this person was between 16 and 22 years old when they died. The oldest child
believed to have died in the fire was 14, so that makes no sense either.
Years after that, the family receives a letter in the mail with no return address
containing pic related. The man in the photo strongly resembles their son Louis,
one of the children who supposedly died in the fire.

>Lost boy Larry

CB radio operators in 1973 began receiving distress calls from a boy who said his
name was Larry. He claimed to have been out hunting with his father in the
mountains in New Mexico, and his father had suffered a heart attack while driving,
crashing the truck and dying. His distress calls were recived in New Mexico, but
also as far away as California, Wyoming, and Canada. Except during periods of high
sunspot activity, its normally impossible for CB radio transmissions to reach that
far.
A military search was conducted over New Mexico's central mountains without
locating Larry. As well, there were no father and son reported missing in the area
at this time. This lead many to believe that the whole thing was a cruel hoax,
however many radio operators who spoke to Larry, including an army sergeant who
spoke to him for 3 hours, are convinced it was real.

>Kubrick killed for Eyes Wide Shut

The original ending to the film is said to be far more graphic and was heavily
edited by producers before the film was released. Basically the theory is that the
film was Kubricks way of exposing what Hollywood was really like, and they killed
him for it. However, since so much money had been sunk into the film, they heavily
edited it and released it anyway.

>Mike the Headless Chicken

[ https://imgur.com/1SswKB5 ]
100% true story of a farmer who cut a chicken's head off with an ax. Because a
small portion of the chicken's brain stem was left intact, it somehow survived. see
pic. They toured sideshows with him, until one night he choked to death in a motel
room.

>Fox is here
A serious message allegedly put into reality by God himself. Contains anagrams for
the true names of God and Satan, and also hints at the true nature of reality- an
endless face hovering in a void.

>Native Americans created white people

A Paleo-Indian tribe of the Southwest some 10,000 years ago selectively bred white
people and empowered them with dark magic to conquer the world.

>Sentinelese alien tech guardians

The Sentinelese were tasked with guarding a collection of alien artifacts so
advanced that they appeared magical. This is why the Sentinelese eschew the outside
world.

>Chaos banking
A form of dark magic where the potentiality of disastrous events is collected and
released at later times.
>Anti Kaliki scenario
A transcendent event in which the world is spiritually redeemed and wondrous things
happen- "trees embrace children, suicides return to the arms of their parents, the
wolf lies with the lamb."

>God's last wish

God exists alone in a void as the supreme being above all things. To remedy his
loneliness, he created life, in hopes that someday sentient beings could evolve
into a being equal to him. All sentient races have failed, and humans have very
little time left to evolve into a divine entity before God commits suicide. The
only thing God wants is a friend.

>Perceptual chthonic mourning

A unique sensation given to very few humans, in which they are constantly aware of
the passage of time and mortality for every being on Earth. Victims bear the
suffering of the world and keep it from slipping into despair.

>Endless elevators
Elevators that extend downward infinite distances, spotted on urban explorations.

>Humans were the first lifeform

Humans were the first beings to exist on Earth. Having come into existence 4.2
billion years ago, they seeded the Earth with their cells, which would evolve into
all other lifeforms, and entered a stasis from which they would awaken 100,000
years before present.

>Bubbles.avi
A video showing a birth. It cuts to a film of a blue sphere expanding in a void,
speculated to be the creation of a human soul.

>Third eye located in the anus

The "third eye" of esoterica is located an inch up the rectum. This is why elites
are so obsessed with anal sex and anal rape.

>Jewish slavery
A staggeringly high proportion of slavers in the American slave trade were of
Jewish heritage.

>Sentient graptolites
Graptolites are colonial Paleozoic worms. Giant colonies of graptolites achieved
sentience and transcendent knowledge, akin to disembodied brains.

>Trees are mammals

Trees are somehow mammals that re-evolved sessility.

>Neanderthal cabal
Neanderthals are smarter and stronger than modern humans- a few hundred who
survived are the true rulers of the world, hiding in the shadows.

>Ouroboric brain
Consciousness doesn't end upon death. When we die, we see our consciousness
displayed before us in a manner akin to a circle. Hell is if we dislike what we
see.

>Incursion symptoms
Bizarre events and sights that occur before an apocalyptic event; often morbid and
disturbing.

>Coca cola blood ritual

At the end of each year, all sitting Coke executives mix the blood of a small child
with Coke and drink it. Ongoing since John Pemberton's day.

>Ural relief map

A strange handheld stone map depicting the Ural Mountains in extreme detail;
extremely ancient. May be of divine or alien origin.

>Sentient S..O..Y..
S..O..Y.. rhizomes have connected into an intelligent superorganism, which uses
pheromones to influence humans to consume S..O..Y.. products so demand increases
and more S..O..Y.. is grown.

>Her
Feminine counterpart to God that existed at the beginning of time but was destroyed
when God created the universe. Everything created since was an effort to bring Her
back, and the first was Lucifer.

>"The pigs began to speak"

Apocalyptic event in which prey animals begin to weep and demand answers to their
suffering from humanity. Even grass cries as it is stepped on.

>UN 2030
See the UN 2030 agenda.

>Red mercury
Unknown substance used in the making of nukes. May be metallic hydrogen.

>Field consciousness
Unsure. Perhaps human consciousness depends on the presence of others to exist?

>1890 census
The US 1890 census went missing in the 1920's under strange circumstances. Some say
this was deliberate, and is hiding a genocide.

>Golf Rumors (satellite)

Theory proposed by Dead Rabbit Radio. GOLF is a sun-observing satellite, and Golf
Rumors may refer to horrible and secret things this satellite discovered about the
sun.

>Singularity tape
Video from Michigan circa 2012, in which three boys accidentally create a
singularity that absorbs all creation. Looks like a blue basketball.

>Hyperbovinization
Humans forced to adopt bovine characteristics through consumerism and GMOs.

>Eggless travel
A means of time travelling without the use of an "egg," or a soul-protection
machine.

>We've never been human

Real humans died out long ago. Either they created whatever we are and died out
naturally, or we killed them and took their place.

>xxxtentacion "red"
Lost song of XXXTentacion where he allegedly raps about murdering his mother, rape
of Biblical figures, and summoning Satan. Only released for a few minutes in
Feburary 2015. It was part of a lost mixtape called "Red Light District," and X was
17 when he made it. I speculate that he sold his soul to Satan on this song or
mixtape, as X claimed he summoned a demon at 17 years old.

>Meth immortality
Theory that taking meth stops you from aging and effectively grants biological
immortality. I heard some rumor on here that a monastery in southeast Asia had
monks who achieved immortality from being hopped up on meth, discovering this
phenomenon.

>Solar plexus clown glider

Demonic entity that steals your chakras. Summoned by either thinking the name
"solar plexus clown glider" repeatedly, or by viewing a series of haunted images.
>Plastic surgery runaways
I have no idea. It's a phrase I've heard thrown around on here and seen on a lot of
icebergs. Maybe related to Hollywood?
>Za Door
Japanese gameshow where contestants were dropped in an old apartment building full
of doors and had to find a grand prize. There were "punishment doors" that had
horrible things behind them. Some incidents included a contestant getting shot,
getting punched, or seeing the corpse of their ex-boyfriend.

>Cosmic hermits
Sages that have moved into outer space to achieve enlightenment. They view galaxies
or stars and meditate on their beauty.

>Jesus died in Japan

A village in Japan claims to have the true grave of Jesus. Allegedly, Jesus'
identical twin "Ikazuchi" was crucified, and Jesus fled to this village, where he
had children and lived a peaceful life.

>Mundophage messiah
Horrific, yet beautiful giant entities that roam the universe and devour evil
worlds, converting them into good energy. One may be heading for us right now.

>sophia_red_room.avi
Video in which a woman is tortured and killed by several assailants, one of whom is
wearing a Burger King paper crown. Paranormal in nature; represents the ruination
of reason and virtue by the evil forces of the world.

>Ocean at night
There was a venture to build an artificial sun beneath the Gulf of Aden.
Supposedly, it was so bright that one could see it shining up through the water at
night. May have been an experimental power source.

>Sentient water
The experiments of Emoto hinted at water being sentient with how it freezes. It
would freeze in a jagged way if someone glared at it, and freeze in a smooth way if
smiled at. Something similar to that

>The earth was flat

The world is defined by human perception. The Earth WAS flat until humans decided
to go to space, at which point they witnessed the Earth and it became a sphere.
Human inquiry dulls the world and removes its vitality and wonder; a sort of
innocence is damaged. Found on a Modem thread from earlier this year.

>God is being raped

"The originary (and ongoing) act of creation was the primal rape of the feminine
prima materia by the masculine Logos. The masculine ordering principle forces
itself on the prima materia as the ground of its rational activity. The human does
not carry a spark he must reunite with the one true God; it is the Logos forcing
him into being and determination that is the source of all suffering and evil. Man
is not a thought of God but a polyp in the prima materia, and what he interprets as
the longing to reunite with the divine is in fact the yearning to return to the
Mother. The Logos is not his home. It is the ordering principle that shackles and
binds life to itself as life. The traditional esoteric hierarchy between the female
and masculine principles must be inverted: the feminine is good, light, loving, the
masculine is dark, obscure, ravenous. Christ as the dawning of an unconditional
love and compassion in the human species can only be the dawning of the prima
materia's maternal love for its creatures; Christ was precisely born in response to
the harsh, cruel, indifferent pagan sacrificial economy of the Father. To put it
more metaphysically: there is a break/inconsistency/difference in the absolute with
itself that it experiences as a (primordial, archetypal) act of violation, the
horror of knowing the reality at the bottom of all realities is an unbearable
divine trauma. This scenario is called "golf rumours" because footage of a sub-
manifestation of this act was recorded at a golf tournament that inadvertently
activated particularly dark leylines. The footage has been known to trigger
suicides."

>rap.mp3
Mysterious rap song that binds its listeners into a spell. Every chart-topping
single in recent years has used a 13-second sample of this song. Apparently has a
strong effect on black people.

>Slut-stocks
Shadowy Tibetan black market for prostitutes, whose value is based on the kinds of
sexual trauma they've endured.

>SpongeBob defecation
Really bizarre incident in Brazil in 2016. A broadcast of SpongeBob featuring
Squidward making a strange noise caused children who were watching to suddenly shit
themselves in enormous amounts, up to half their body weight in shit. Covered up
due to the Rio Olympics.

>Blue and Red Rooms

Essentially pockets of heavenly or hellish energy in places they shouldn't be.

>XXX killed by demons

XXXtentacion was not assassinated by random thugs, but by demons that he had
previously summoned. He jilted them and they returned to claim his soul.
>Odor of sanctity
Rosy odor that emanates from the corpses of saints.

>Oil pit squid

Workers at an auto plant near Indianapolis were emptying a sludge pit when they
found strange squidlike lifeforms swimming there. One was captured in a jar, but
later vanished. May have been a bacterial colony.

>Antarctic Paradigm
Extremely complex conspiracy involving temples in Antarctica and a secret sample of
a deadly virus said to be the Antichrist. Apparently known to higher-degree
Freemasons.

>King in the North

An essay in the book "apocalypse culture" hypothesizing the existence of an
extremely powerful force in Siberia, which once ruled over the world in the distant
past and is still detected by shamans.

>5-hour video
Video first mentioned on /x/ in 2013. A compilation of authentic alien footage. The
longest segment features Chinese soldiers killing Greys in a bunker.

>Christ=US President from the future

Christ is actually a future American president who travelled back in time,
presumably for political purposes, and unintentionally assumed the role of Jesus.

>All conspiracies are true

All conspiracy theories are literally true. They do not contradict each other; they
all interact to form a horrid cohesive whole.

>There is no conspiracy
Everything we call a "conspiracy" is actually just a random event that happened
that we can't make sense of. We choose to believe in conspiracies because they give
us an illusion of control and shield us from the terrifying uncertainty of the
world.

>Ancient S-O-Y- prophecy

A prophecy wrought by Indonesian Buddhist monks in the eleventh century, describing
in eerie detail how S-O-Y- would attain sentience and inevitably overtake the
Earth. It is possible for this S-O-Y- being to attain enlightenment.

>Third hemisphere of the brain

May refer to the prefrontal cortex, or an as yet unknown or inaccessible part of
the brain that grants unusual abilities.

>Tap water blacklist

The government deliberately pipes poisoned or poor-quality water to the homes of
political dissidents, undesirables, or ethnic minorities.

>Bible is actually the future

The Bible describes events that have yet to happen. Nothing in the Bible, even the
coming of Christ, has happened yet, and will happen someday in the distant future.

>Sky rods
Cryptid seen in photographs; resembles transparent "rods" that float in midair.

>A Day with SpongeBob

Shadowy mockumentary that may or may not exist. It apparently is a bootleg film
that features a live action child actor alongside a man in a SpongeBob suit.

>Cum homunculus
Strange Russian video where a man creates a deformed homunculus by injecting an egg
with his semen.

>Universe ended long ago

We either live in a simulation meant to imitate the dead universe, or more
terrifyingly, we live in its shattered remnants, which will burn out any day now.
Perhaps related to false vacuums.

>Doom ecology
A strain of ecological theory that says we're all doomed and humans need to die to
restore the Earth. Basically doomerism on steroids.

>Maya is masturbation
"becoming is thematized in tantric metaphysics as the "play" of shakti, the
feminine, dynamic energies of being that only superficially modify the changeless,
purushic substrate. in this way, illusion, maya, this world and all of its
dynamism, could - crudely - be called the masturbation of God. just as the male
stimulates the sexual organ's latent ability to provide pleasure, so does God
actualize the latent energies of his being so as to play the game of himself, and
love himself through and as this game."

>Pluto ark of souls

According to planetary afterlife theory, Pluto functions as a repository for the
souls of the most virtuous people. When the universe dies, Pluto will survive, and
the souls contained within will be reborn as the gods of the new universe.

>CCA XX1
Either a secret military squad of super-soldiers, a secret federal agency, or a
computer virus that can spread to humans.

>machine elves
The entities people see when they smoke DMT. Some people (see, Alex Jones, Joe
Rogan, Terrence McKenna) speculate they're aliens the government is in contact
with, aliens in general, or the next revolution in human evolution communicating
from the future (respectively).

>Chubbuck tape
Famous piece of lost media where a newscaster from Sarasota named Christine
Chubbuck shoots herself in the head on live television.

>Serbian bathroom murders

Shady incident in 1995 during the Bosnian Wars where a group of Serbian militants
executed several American businessmen. Pictures of the incident were leaked to a
nationalistic American website, but were suppressed by the government so as not to
start a war or expose the use of sinister chemical weapons.

>"Lost boy Larry"

CB radio transmission from the New Mexico desert ostensibly from a boy injured in a
car accident with his father. The boy was never found.

>"Jacko"
Furry humanoid found tied up on a railroad in the nineteenth century and made to
perform at freak shows.

>Original Jeff
The search for the original picture that the infamous Jeff the Killer image was
altered from.

>Man of the hole

A really depressing story. A man in the Amazon who's the last of his tribe and
continually roams the rainforest, digging rectangular holes in which he sleeps.
Some say his tribe was murdered by loggers.

>Stab wound fucking

Grotesque fetish porn where people literally stick their dicks into stab wounds
like vaginas.

>Mario 64 theories
Weird theories about Mario 64 having esoteric knowledge or paranormal phenomena
encoded into it, or about the game being sentient and changing to fit the observer.
May have connections to Freemasons.

>Staffordshire hell stairway

"A ploughman moved a boulder on the field he was working and discovered a staircase
with lamps going into the earth. He walked nearly to the bottom, where he saw a
smoke filled room, burning hot, the back of an ornate chair with a top hat peeking
over top of it. He left and pushed the boulder back over it. The incident was
reported in "A History of Staffordshire" by Dr. Plot, who wrote the book in the
late 1700s."

>Titanic never sank

It was one of the Titanic's sister ships that sank, and TV misnamed it

>18.5 minute gap

Time measurement can't be infinitely precise, so the errors have been adding up
since a long time

>OoO
Object-Oriented Ontology: In metaphysics, object-oriented ontology is a 21st-
century Heidegger-influenced school of thought that rejects the privileging of
human existence over the existence of nonhuman objects.

>Lost cosmonauts
Gagarin wasn't the first man in the space. There were multiple people before them
there, but it all failed (they dies etc), so the USSR never made it public. For
example the Ilyushin case.

>TED talk "there is nothing" incident

I only know this one second hand from a friend who lived in the area of said Ted
Talk, and apparently its become quite a local urban legend. Almost all (if not all)
official documentation of the incident has been purged or is highly classified for
reasons you will see.

An extremely promising young physicist was scheduled to give a Ted Talk at his a
community college in his home town. Something about the concept of 0, not in a
sense of numerics, but of absolute null, and its relation to existence itself.
About an hour after the talk was about to end, the campus security guard was sent
to go check on the auditorium, as friends and family of the attendees started
calling the school stating that they have had no contact with them. When the
faculty looked into the room, there was nothing but a “soul-sucking blackness” in
its place. They contacted the cops, who in turn contacted the FBI, who in turn
contacted what ever agency is meant to deal with metaphysical threats. The official
story for the families of those lost is that the physicist tried to perform a
demonstration involving radioactive materials that went terribly awry, and
immediately killed anyone present. This was convenient as the campus could be
condemned and the bodies could be deemed contaminated by radioactive residue,
therefore too dangerous to be shown to relatives or given a traditional burial.
Nowadays the campus is surrounded by a mile wide perimeter of fence and razor wire.

>the final understanding

Achieving enlightenment brings you peace of mind. That is all. No godlike
superpowers, no wealth, fame, or power over others. It's dissapointing, you'll
still struggle with everything you did before, only you won't feel spiritually
distressed. You might get anxious, angry, depressed, etc, but these are all
physical states. Your spirit will be at peace, for now and all eternity.

>Piri Re'is map

Map from the 1500s that allegedly depicts the entire world, including the coast of
Antarctica.

>Lunggompa
Tibetan Buddhist mystic skill gained through years of meditation. Allows someone to
run/fly at high speed for days on end.

>Zana
Ape-woman captured in the Caucasus in the 1800s; supposedly had half-human
children. Either an H. Erectus or a black woman.

>Utbor babies
Probably a joke, but a set of conjoined triplets born in Kazakhstan who only spoke
in Simpsons quotes.

>Never Open Exist

Weird series of /x/ clickbait threads whose thumbnail was a green hand with an eye
in the palm.

>Modem's 15 most evil entities

On one of those Modem threads that pop up time to time on here, Modem spoke of 15
incomprehensible evil beings. Two were called Tehu, "Fox," and the "Blue Baby," the
latter of which was an infinite field of blue light with a rotting corpse at the
bottom.

>Silent City
A mirage-like city photographed in Alaska in the late 1800s by an alleged hoaxster.

>Spermophagic roots of Christianity

The famous communion ritual could trace its origins to a widespread Gnostic sect
that ate semen and claimed it was the body of Christ.

>Gobekli Tepe
Archaeological site in Turkey; an ancient temple dating to 10,000 years ago. Shook
up the established facts of archaeology.

>Spinosaurus bombed deliberately

In the early 1900s, the only specimen of the dinosaur Spinosaurus was in a museum
in Berlin. In WWII, the skeleton was destroyed in a British bombing campaign,
leading some to speculate it was intentionally bombed. New remains wouldn't be
found until the 1990s.

>Mount Everest hang gliders

"In 1933, while on his first attempt at Everest’s summit, English climber Frank
Smythe was alone at 8,565 meters (28,100 ft) on Everest’s North Ridge when he
witnessed:. . . two curious objects floating in the sky . . . They strongly
resembled kite balloons in shape, but one possessed what appeared to be squat,
under-developed wings, and the other a protuberance suggestive of a beak. They
hovered motionless but seemed slowly to pulsate, a pulsation incidentally much
slower than my own hearts-beats..."
>Phantom Kangaroo
Bizarre sightings of kangaroo-like beasts with unusual abilities across America.
Often associated with the men in black.

>Cameraheads
Alleged lost creepypasta about creatures with cameras for heads. A video from it
recently surfaced.

>Amazon rainforest built

New evidence suggests that the Amazon Rainforest was at least partially a
sophisticated geoengineering project of the natives. See terra preta.

>Vice City spiders

A series of rumors surrounding Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Either you can see
secret giant spiders in the game, or the game's plot is an allegory for a struggle
of humans vs. spiders.

>Zug island
Island on the border between Michigan and Canada covered in industrial factories
and machines. At one point, it produced a "hum".

>Marianas bonepit
At the bottom of the Marianas Trench, either a pile of human bones or the skeleton
of a giant creature was found.

>Times square screaming incident

Incident described in Modem threads. Pedestrians in Times Square stopped in place
and screamed for 34 minutes straight, then continued on with their days. When shown
footage of that day, nothing seems unusual but people who were there on that day
will scream again. Claimed to be caused by the arrival of an evil being called a
"slug."

>Episode 25+26 were like that because of lack of funding

Mort likely partially true. The idea of doing a finale like this was in Anno's head
for a while, but likely wasn't intended with Eva at the start.

>humans are the 18th Angel

confirmed in EoE

>Manga and Rebuild are different continuities

I have no idea how anyone would think otherwise, barring sequel theory

>SEELE is behind Human Instrumentality

surface level text

>Angels spawned from Adam

Again, surface level text

>Humans spawned from Lilith

Technically true; she "bleeds" LCL, which is the primordial soup life on Earth
originated from

>Evangelions are not machines

shown onscreen in episode 2

>Evangelions were based on Adam's DNA

true

>Dead Sea Scrolls

SEELE had access to secret DSS that they believe predicted Second Impact and the
arrival of the Angels, and actively worked to fulfill it

>Second Impact killed half of all life (including most animals)

true

>Evangelions have the soul of the pilot's dead mother

Shinji realizes this while absorbed by Leliel, though it's easy to miss. EoE has
Asuka realize this, and it's more blatant. Unit-00 is the exception, having a
fragment of Lilith's soul. Lilith's soul was split in two. Fragment A is Rei I,
then is put in Unit-00 after Naoko strangled her. Fragment B is Rei II. Both
fragments remerge when Rei suicide bombs Armisael, and this reunified soul is Rei
III.

>Unit-01 has Yui's Soul

see above

>Episode 25+26 and EoE take place at the same time

Most common interpretation, but not the only one. I'm more partial to EoTV = Gendo
route Good End and EoE = SEELE route Bad End

>Asuka is the Sun and Rei is the Moon

Rei is consistently associated with the Moon, in reference to Lilith being within
the Black Moon. Asuka has more limited associations with the Sun, being framed with
the Sun shining behind her in her first appearance, and during EoTV, she's shown
sitting in a chair on a rug resembling the Sun, contrasting Rei's Moon rug.

>the MAGI has Naoko's brain inside

It doesn't literally contain her brain, but is modeled after herself as a
scientist, herself as a mother, and herself as a woman, and resembles a human brain
in appearance.

>Asuka at the end of EoE has limbs from Misato and Rei
Discredited theory that Asuka at the end is actually an amalgamation of Asuka,
Misato, and Rei, to form Shinji's perfect waifu to repopulate Earth. Not only is
this anathema to the series' themes of running away from reality, Yui states that
anyone can return from the LCL sea, implying that more people can, will, and may
have already returned. The main arguments in support of this is Asuka having
Misato's eye color and Rei's bandages from the early episodes, however, the eye
color is the result of a filter laid over the animation cels, and the cels
themselves have Asuka with her normal eye color, and the bandages don't match
perfectly Rei's, but do match the injuries Eva-02 sustained when fighting the
Harpies.

>Unit-01 was made from Lilith

Shown briefly in episode 21 (iirc), easy to miss

>Adams
Rebuild seems to have multiple Adam entities as opposed to a singular Adam; i'm not
as familiar with Rebuild specula, so no comment

>NGE timeline repeats itself

Theory that Rebuild is a groundhog day loop after EoE, which is why there's a
bloodstain on the moon and the sea is red in Rebuild, matching post-3I Earth in
EoE. Some Kaworu dialogue in the first two Rebuild movies has been interpreted to
refer to the TV series, and even Super Robot Wars has Kaworu reference games from
other continuities. There's a lot more to sequel theory, but most people dismiss
it.

>Shinji and Asuka had sex in Episode 15

A joke theory created by EvaGeeks Forum NAveryW, who is also known as YouTube Poop
creator WalrusGuy and now works as an animator for Williams Street. The idea was
that any theory could look credible if evidence was found to support the conclusion
ad hoc.

>Unit-00 has Naoko's soul

Discredited theory, see above, also
https://wiki.evageeks.org/Theory_and_Analysis:Eva-00%27s_Soul

>First Ancestral Race

Classified Information documents were written by Anno that round out background
lore, and were included in a PS2 game and its PSP sequel. A First Ancestral Race
was dying out, so it created Seeds of Life to send to different planets. Adam
landed on Earth first, but was pierced by her own Spear of Longinus when Lilith
arrived on Earth as well, putting her into stasis. Lilith created life on Earth,
while Adam remained frozen. When researchers found Adam and removed the Spear, she
awakened and tried to destroy Lilith-based life, and spat out the eggs of Angels 3
through 16. The FAR themselves are only vaguely alluded to in a single line of
dialogue within the series proper

>Yui planned all of Evangelion

She knew more than she let on, but how much was planned by her is up to
interpretation

>Third Impact is the Rapture

Please don't take the religious symbolism this seriously.

>MPEs have no souls

Possibility, but unlikely. They're known to be piloted by Dummy Plugs that use
Kaworu clones instead of Rei clones, at the very least.

>First Impact killed the dinosaurs

lolno, First Impact was Lilith's Black Moon crashing into Earth and knocking Adam's
White Moon into space. This is known irl as the Giant-Impact hypothesis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-impact_hypothesis

>EoE was a middle finger to fans

Urban legend with nothing to substantiate it

>LCL is primordial soup

and it's also Lilith's menstrual blood, apparently

>Kaji was killed by a NERV insider

more likely a SEELE insider. The name of who killed him is not important; what is
important is what he did. Also, an early theory that Misato killed Kaji is part of
why 21 through 24 have recuts; Anno wanted that theory dead in particular

>Gendo told Ritsuko "I needed you"

https://wiki.evageeks.org/Theory_and_Analysis:Gendo%27s_Silent_Words

>Misato is an ephebophile
>Second Impact is Y2K
lol

>AT Fields are real

Urban legend that AT Field is a real term in psychology, relating to autistic
children. Has nothing to substantiate it

>The Ancient Ruins of Arqa

Mentioned in a proposal document sent to networks to pitch NGE. Said document has
several discrepancies compared to the series as aired, including a completely
different finale involving a war against angels in these lost ruins

>Evangelions are demons

Old urban legend about Eva 0-3 being based on the biblical Four Barons of Hell.
However, there are no Four Barons of Hell in the Bible, making this bullshit

>Asuka and Shinji are Adam and Eve

see >Asuka at the end of EoE
above

>Episodes 27 and 28
only one i'm not sure about. Probably a troll

>Evangelion is religious propaganda

>Anno planned the first Waifu Wars
>Evangelion is prophetic
>First Impact never happened
>Earth was made with Black and White Moons
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