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Okay.

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Whoo-hoo! Carey!

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Yeah, Carey! Whoo!

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Carey has requested
that all the guests

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make a video message.

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Hm.

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Am I waiting
for a countdown or what?

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- Here.
- Thanks.

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Happy birthday,
Mr. Popular.

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And thank you.

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That was a stupid thing to say.

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Thank you all
so much for coming.

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It's, um...

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you're awesome.

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I... I have
a thousand things to say.

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So, I am... I'm just not gonna
say anything and, uh...

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we're gonna begin with, uh...
Thank you.

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Um...

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I'm gonna begin
with the first song

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that I ever wrote for Simon.

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It's, uh,
it's called "Too Smart."

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Whoo!

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Uh, I should just say,

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I wrote this
after a few martinis.

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So, this is more like

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the fantasy version
of our first date,

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which isn't far from what
actually happened,

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except that, in reality,
we slept together

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on the first...

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Hey, watch it!

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I'd be married to you.

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Watch a doin'?

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- Nurturing my weaknesses.
- Uh-huh.

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And telekinesis
is first on the list?

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Cooking, you weirdo.

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I'm glad you're in my life,
you know that?

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- What did you break?
- Nothing.

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- Nothing, I'm just feeling...
- Guilty?

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Grateful.

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Good.

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You're about to get gratefuler.

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Oh, gratefuler's not a...

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You're just gonna leave
the whole place like this?

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Hey,
this is a total disregard for...

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I have some news.

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- Well, so do I.
- You look dapper.

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- Well, that's not news.
- Were you at a funeral?

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What? No.

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I had
that photo shoot before my...

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Dapper? Really?

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Huh, thank you.

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I'm kinda itchy, though.
I think I'm allergic to tweed.

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Can... can you remind me
to get a toothbrush?

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- Mine fell in the toilet.
- Okay.

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So, does your news
by any chance involve Ritalin?

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Uh, no, it, uh...

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it involves, uh, eggs.

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Disappointing.

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And, uh,
and... and... and your penis.

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Intriguing.

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And something cute and small
that you've wanted

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for a long time.

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What's that?

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You're getting my hopes up
right now.

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And if you're talking
about a bunny,

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I will never forgive you.

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What would your penis
have to do with a bunny?

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Carey. Hey.

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Are...

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Are you...

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Wha...

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Holy shit!

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No. No, no, no.
No more swearing.

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We... we have to be
role models from now on.

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Well-rounded role models
who... who... who cook.

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Holy fucking shit!
We're having a baby!

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We're having a...

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Oh, wait, wait.
This isn't a joke, right?
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No, that would be mean.

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You've done that
kind of thing before, Carey.

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Never again... no swearing,

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no takeout,
no unmotivated cruelty.

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Holy frickin' poop!

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I know, right?
Wait, where are you going?

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Uh, I need to get some air.

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You can't tell anyone yet.

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Yes!

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Wait, what's yours?

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- What, what? My what?
- Your news.

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- Pales in comparison.
- I thought it might.

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Bill! Guess what?

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Today is epic! Okay?

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Uh, we're getting a bunny.

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Oh, well, keep it away
from my daughter, Savannah.

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She's stronger than she looks.

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Holy shit.

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- Oh, no!
- Shh, shh, shh!

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This is why we need
pre-natal classes.

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Still cute, though.

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Jamar? James? Jasper?

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- Oh, Jesus.
- Too hipster?

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Boring.

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You're grumpy today.

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Well, thank you for saying so.

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That always helps.
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Jesus counts as a swear word,
by the way.

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Five bucks in the cursing jar.

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Okay, if there is a jar...
And, just as an aside,

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no one under the age of 80
uses the word "cursing"...

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It isn't activated

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until both parties
are aware of its existence.

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And five dollars?

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You're insane.
That's way too much.

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- Honey.
- Yes, love muffin?

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Why are you reading
the obituaries?

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Because I'm being
a responsible husband.

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Looking up baby names.

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- Simon, they're dead people.
- Cocksmith?

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- Double latte?
- Uh, that... that's mine.

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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Yeah.
- Thanks.

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Sorry.

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It shocks me that people

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go through life
with these names.

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Eleanor Farts, for example.

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- That is not in there.
- Yeah, it is.

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Eleanor Farts.

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I mean, what kind of life

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must she have had
with that name?

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Was she married?

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Uh, da-da-da-da,
yada, yada, yada.

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"Loving wife to Lewis."

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Lewis Farts.

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And she took his name.

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Oh, man.

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They had kids.

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- Fucking car accidents.
- Whoa!

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All right.

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Hey, you're gonna get us banned.

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- What?
- It's your rule.

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With the swearing.
Let's go.

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Fine.
Yeah, we can do that.

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Great. Good.

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- All right.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Check in there.

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I have so much money,
it's just...

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Hey, can I borrow five dollars?

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Ah!

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Oh, this is a good one.

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Monica Motherfucker.

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Seriously.

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Ooh, Lavinia.

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I like that one.

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Lavinia.
I'm gonna add it to my list.

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What?

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Well, Lavinia is a character

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from a Shakespeare play.

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Perfect,
it'll make us sound smart.
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She had her hands hacked off

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and her tongue cut out.

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See, that right there is why
I don't like Shakespeare.

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Yeah, you always
stick to the comedies.

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There's fewer amputations.

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"How happy some
o'er other some can be.

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Through Athens
I am thought as fair as she."

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Um, why do you know that?

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I trod the boards.

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Yeah,
a few times in high school.

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That is a shameless lie.

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It is not a lie!
I never lie.

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<i>Midsummer Night's Dream,</i>
tenth grade.
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<i>Winter's Tale,</i> eleventh grade.

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<i>Midsummer Night's Dream,</i>
twelfth grade.

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Were you the donkey?

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I'll have you know that I won

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the Holy Blessed Sacrament's
Dramatic Arts Award

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for my portrayal...

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of a young lover.

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- I... I am very proud of you.
- Thank you.

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Why haven't you bragged
about this before?

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Because, I...

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...played Helena.

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- Excuse me?
- I played Helena!

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It was an all-boys school
and I was skinny.
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And had rosy cheeks
and a demure disposition.

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Oh, my God,
can you please do another one.

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Absolutely not.

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I will let you win
the next three fights.

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- "And I, an old turtle."
- You played a turtle?

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What? No. It's a metaphor.
It's from <i>The Winter's Tale.</i>

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"And I, an old turtle,

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- will wing me..."
- Turtles can't fly.

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I believe Mr. Shakespeare
is referring to a turtle dove.

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Well then why doesn't he
just say

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- turtle dove?
- Oh, God.

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"And I, an old turtle,
will wing me

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to some withered bough,

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and there, my mate...

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that's never to be found again,

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lament...

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till I am lost."

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That's enough
couple time for me.

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I like that quote.

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- Will you write it down for me?
- Aha!

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A born-again fan of the bard.

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Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, where are you going?

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I need to wing me to school,

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where 36 minds are waiting
to be shaped.

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- On a Saturday?
- Yeah, we have band practice.

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Oh, I wasn't aware
that band could shape minds.

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Huh.

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Wait!
I wanna give you something.

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- No!
- Yes!

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- No.
- Please, please, please.

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- No!
- I'm not gonna do anything.

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I don't trust you,
even a little bit.

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I won't do anything.
Come here. Here.

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What was that for?

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I just haven't kissed you
in a while.

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You kissed me this morning.

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- Shh.
- Ew.

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Shakespeare is...
Shakespeare is depressing.
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Don't be depressing.

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- =Be this guy.
- Hmm.

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Yeah, you know that's me, right?

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Yeah, look how happy you are
with your big, white teeth.

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Ah, the better to eat you with.

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- Ew. No.
- No?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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Okay, I'm going upstairs.
Go buy oat milk.

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Yes, dear.

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What?

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What is going on?

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Oh, my God.

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Babe!

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You were... it's your...
In the window.

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I can't hear you.

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I hate this game.

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What? You're...

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Where are you going?

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It helps while you're working

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to seem like you want to be
here, Owen.

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Let's role play.

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I'm a customer,
I am bleeding from the head,

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and I'm looking
for the hospitals.

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You should probably
just go to a hospital.

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So, I'm like,
"What do you hear? Nothing.

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Because you're listening
to old person music."

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Hi!
Can I help you find something?

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Yeah, I'm just looking
for the philosophy section?

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Do you need a pen?

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Yeah. Yeah, I do.

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Okay, uh, I...

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I can find one. Here.

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I am your man with the pen.

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He... here, um...

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Thank you.

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Um...

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sorry, what are you doing?

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I mean, sorry, what are you...
What are you writing?

262
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,503
Lyrics. Sort of.

263
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,040
Oh, you write songs?

264
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,474
Sort of.

265
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:13,743
Always in bookstores?

266
00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,049
Not usually.
It's been a weird day.

267
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,655
Could I see what you got so far?

268
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:26,824
Um...

269
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,361
- May, the 4th.
- Like, the date?

270
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,564
Yes.
But also the title.

271
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,068
"May the 4th be with you."

272
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:39,837
No.

273
00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:42,206
You play guitar?

274
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:46,543
I do... I do. But I quit.
I... I'm more of a singer.

275
00:18:47,311 --> 00:18:48,980
But I quit that too... it's...

276
00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:51,414
Well...

277
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,052
yeah, it's a long story, so...

278
00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:56,220
Oh, I got time.

279
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,389
- I do not.
- I'm Owen.

280
00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:05,263
Yeah, I... I got that.
Your name tag.

281
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:09,066
Okay, it was nice to...
Thank you, Owen.

282
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,659
No, too gross.

283
00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:54,211
What?

284
00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,013
You said bullshit.

285
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,049
- No, I didn't.
- You sang it.

286
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,852
- Sing-swearing doesn't count.
- Oh!

287
00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:20,972
So, what are we gonna do
with this, huh?

288
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:24,008
- It's for the baby.
- Boring.

289
00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,676
All right,
you know what we should do?

290
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:29,612
We should save up
for a, uh, for a vacation.
291
00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:32,416
In, like, Cuba or something.

292
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,519
Yeah, 'cause
communism is so relaxing.

293
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,656
North Korea?

294
00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:42,827
Um, are you scrap booking?

295
00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,795
It's just for work.

296
00:20:45,296 --> 00:20:46,529
What is with you?

297
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,866
What is with you?

298
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,936
Um, and by the way,
I hate to break this to you,

299
00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:54,704
but, uh, we're not gonna be
able to afford a vacation

300
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,340
for at least, like, three years.

301
00:20:58,109 --> 00:20:59,944
I think we're gonna have to
do it sooner than that.

302
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,646
Oh, my God! You'll be 40.

303
00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:05,149
No, I won't.

304
00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:07,485
Yeah, you will. I mean...

305
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,153
No. 40 sucks.

306
00:21:09,754 --> 00:21:11,688
I'm not gonna be 40. Nope.

307
00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:13,057
I'm not gonna be 40,

308
00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:15,993
because I'm never, ever,
ever gonna be 40.

309
00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:22,565
Are you actually upset?

310
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,936
No.

311
00:21:27,138 --> 00:21:28,538
Good. It's settled.

312
00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:32,143
The money goes
to a big fat 40th birthday

313
00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:34,111
with 40 little candles
on a 40-inch cake.

314
00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:44,255
Oh, are you cheating on me?

315
00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,991
I'm not the one eyeing baristas.

316
00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,895
- Two ché.
- No, no, no, no, no.

317
00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:52,662
Touché.

318
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:54,865
- Ah?
- To...

319
00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:56,666
- Touché.
- Two ché?

320
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,102
You speak French?

321
00:21:58,202 --> 00:22:00,071
<i>Je</i> speak <i>lebest French.</i>

322
00:22:00,171 --> 00:22:02,006
- Oh, boy.
- Mm-hmm.

323
00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,174
Mm-hmm.

324
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,543
Um...

325
00:22:05,642 --> 00:22:06,911
What are you looking for?

326
00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:10,881
Uh... what?

327
00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:14,251
Um, well,
you're... you're here, so...

328
00:22:15,019 --> 00:22:16,921
- I figure you must want a...
- Oh! I...

329
00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:18,122
<i>...un livre.</i>

330
00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:20,124
I, um...

331
00:22:20,558 --> 00:22:22,560
an art... art book.
332
00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:24,829
Okay, we have that.
Um, anything specific?

333
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,030
Like...

334
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,865
Drawing?

335
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,868
All right.

336
00:22:34,505 --> 00:22:36,739
So, you're a musician
and an artist?

337
00:22:36,841 --> 00:22:39,143
Oh, God no.
I can't draw a happy face.

338
00:22:39,243 --> 00:22:40,311
I just thought...

339
00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,580
creative outlet, you know?

340
00:22:42,679 --> 00:22:44,681
Other than music?

341
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:46,716
Yeah.

342
00:22:46,817 --> 00:22:48,718
Why not just
get better at, uh...

343
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,088
music?

344
00:22:52,689 --> 00:22:54,291
- Thanks.
- No, I'm...

345
00:22:54,391 --> 00:22:56,994
I learned French as a child.

346
00:22:57,094 --> 00:22:58,229
Obviously.

347
00:22:58,329 --> 00:23:00,531
And, um, then
I studied Spanish and Latin

348
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,133
in high school,
and then a year ago

349
00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,768
I... I studied, uh, Korean,
when I cracked my patella.

350
00:23:06,403 --> 00:23:07,704
You... you speak five languages?

351
00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,672
No, I... I speak no languages.

352
00:23:09,773 --> 00:23:11,108
That's my point.

353
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,043
You know,
if I would've stuck with French

354
00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:15,045
I would be fluent and I could
be the Prime Minister by now.

355
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,349
Instead of slinging books
and answering to a toddler.

356
00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:22,052
- Uh...
- Well...

357
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,089
- Oh, right.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:27,091
- Right.
- Sorry.

359
00:23:27,191 --> 00:23:30,427
- I'm not so good at, uh...
- Talking?

360
00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,363
Striking people.

361
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,399
I mean,
with striking people, you know?

362
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:36,901
Not actually striking them.

363
00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:38,802
I'm in a band.

364
00:23:39,803 --> 00:23:41,405
Cool. Cool.

365
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,140
I don't know why
I said... I mean I said that

366
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,642
'cause I just
want you to know I don't...

367
00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:46,177
It's not what I do, work here.

368
00:23:46,277 --> 00:23:48,179
I mean, I work here,
but it's not who I am.

369
00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:52,116
Not that I judge people
who do do just this.

370
00:23:53,551 --> 00:23:55,452
I'm sweating.
371
00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:57,021
- Yeah.
- Uh...

372
00:23:57,121 --> 00:23:58,189
Uh...

373
00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:01,892
I wondered...

374
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,161
I'm wondering, if maybe

375
00:24:04,261 --> 00:24:06,797
you'd wanna grab a coffee
with me sometime?

376
00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:09,200
Oh, wow.

377
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,302
Uh, I can't.

378
00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:14,438
- Of course.
- I would... I would love to.

379
00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,006
- Um...
- But?

380
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,275
- I can't.
- Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm.

381
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:21,879
I...
I'll have a think about that.

382
00:24:21,979 --> 00:24:23,681
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

383
00:24:23,781 --> 00:24:25,382
I still didn't get your name,
by the way.
384
00:24:26,817 --> 00:24:28,718
It's really nice
talking to you, Owen.

385
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,567
I hope you weren't smoking
on the lawn.

386
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,603
I wasn't smoking,
I was quitting.

387
00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:46,937
With a cigarette in your mouth?

388
00:24:47,037 --> 00:24:49,373
It's unlit and it's menthol.

389
00:24:49,473 --> 00:24:51,709
- This is phase two.
- And what was phase one?

390
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,510
Switching to menthol.

391
00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:55,646
You've always smoked menthols.

392
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,414
Phase one is a very long phase.

393
00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:58,816
May I?

394
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,184
Please do.

395
00:25:04,688 --> 00:25:06,824
So, why am I here?

396
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,495
Because you missed us?

397
00:25:11,996 --> 00:25:14,365
No, I got a message from Simon.

398
00:25:14,465 --> 00:25:16,200
"Please call me, Mother.

399
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:19,203
I have
important news, Mother."

400
00:25:20,004 --> 00:25:21,538
Yeah, so,
the normal human response

401
00:25:21,639 --> 00:25:23,207
would be to just call back.

402
00:25:23,307 --> 00:25:25,209
I tried that several times.

403
00:25:25,909 --> 00:25:27,811
Oh, damn,
I must have hit the red button

404
00:25:27,911 --> 00:25:29,280
instead of the green one.

405
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,182
Well, it's...
It's so nice to see you.

406
00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:35,819
I... I can't think of anything
he'd need to tell you.

407
00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:38,088
Especially not now, this month.

408
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,324
What's the news?

409
00:25:40,891 --> 00:25:43,027
Yeah, Simon, what's the news?

410
00:25:44,828 --> 00:25:46,096
You...
411
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,532
Um...

412
00:25:49,566 --> 00:25:54,204
you know, that, uh,
we've decided to, uh...

413
00:25:55,005 --> 00:25:57,474
you know, to get some help.

414
00:25:57,574 --> 00:25:59,143
With, uh, the...

415
00:26:01,745 --> 00:26:03,314
baby making.

416
00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:07,551
What Simon means
is... is that we've decided

417
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,386
to start trying,

418
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,155
and, so, if all goes well,

419
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:14,793
we'll... we'll have
some actual news sometime soon.

420
00:26:14,892 --> 00:26:16,460
And... and then...

421
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,462
...we can wait until
the first trimester is over

422
00:26:18,562 --> 00:26:19,963
and we'll let you know.

423
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,638
We're having a baby.

424
00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,239
- Simon!
- Oh, lord.

425
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,942
- Are you sure?
- Yes, yes, mother. We're sure.

426
00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:34,244
- You're gonna be a grand...
- No. Don't you dare.

427
00:26:34,779 --> 00:26:35,979
A baby.

428
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,115
I... I... I...
I'm only at ten weeks.

429
00:26:38,215 --> 00:26:40,819
- Nine and a half weeks.
- Very different from the movie.

430
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:42,986
A baby. A baby.

431
00:26:43,087 --> 00:26:45,089
A baby!

432
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:47,291
And, actually, it feels
kinda good to tell someone.

433
00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:50,094
Just because I'm not frowning,

434
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,862
doesn't mean
you're not in serious trouble.

435
00:26:51,962 --> 00:26:52,930
Didn't understand any of that,
too many negatives,

436
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,298
just gonna keep smothering.

437
00:26:55,099 --> 00:26:57,101
You need to work on
delivering good news.

438
00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:58,736
That message was somber.

439
00:26:58,837 --> 00:27:00,471
And, uh...

440
00:27:02,139 --> 00:27:03,207
I...

441
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:07,244
well done on the...
On the baby making front.

442
00:27:07,344 --> 00:27:09,213
You will be a wonderful mother.

443
00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:12,282
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank goodness.

444
00:27:12,383 --> 00:27:14,351
Because if he's anything
like his father,

445
00:27:14,451 --> 00:27:16,186
you'll be bringing it up alone.

446
00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,655
- Excuse me?
- What?

447
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,657
He abandoned us.

448
00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:22,593
And that kind of thing
can be genetic.

449
00:27:22,693 --> 00:27:24,561
He didn't abandon us, he died.

450
00:27:24,661 --> 00:27:26,096
He did that, too.
451
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,998
Okay, you know what,
this has been great.

452
00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,167
You should really invite
yourself over more often.

453
00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:32,970
No, hey, don't be so sensitive.
I was just pointing out...

454
00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:34,638
I'd rather be like him than you.

455
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,940
- Simon!
- And there we go.

456
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,142
He didn't mean that.

457
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,377
- Yes, he did!
- Um...

458
00:27:41,044 --> 00:27:43,447
I... I'll get you
a glass of water, okay?

459
00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:47,184
No, you cannot possibly
take her side on this one.

460
00:27:47,284 --> 00:27:48,887
I am not taking anyone's side,

461
00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:51,321
because I'm an adult,
not a six-year-old.

462
00:27:52,289 --> 00:27:54,591
Can you stop
putting glasses on the bottom?

463
00:27:54,691 --> 00:27:57,127
She makes me wanna
kill people with my hands.

464
00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:58,629
Then why did you phone her?

465
00:27:58,729 --> 00:28:00,497
Nice secret-keeping, by the way.

466
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,032
You should be a spy!

467
00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:03,567
I didn't think
she'd actually show up.

468
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,870
You're not supposed
to tell anyone.

469
00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:07,671
I know, I know, I know.

470
00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:09,540
But don't I look handsome?

471
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,110
Hm? Mmm.

472
00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:15,646
I am gonna go out there.

473
00:28:15,746 --> 00:28:17,849
And I'm gonna
make her feel better.

474
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,216
And then
I'm gonna come back in here

475
00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:21,251
and you're gonna
make me feel better.

476
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,053
Wait, can I use
the magic sex pinkies?

477
00:28:23,153 --> 00:28:25,456
Not this time.

478
00:28:25,556 --> 00:28:27,090
Bev, I...

479
00:28:28,158 --> 00:28:29,560
I'm too upset to hydrate.

480
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:31,695
I'm... I'm really sorry.

481
00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:33,530
He can be cruel.

482
00:28:34,398 --> 00:28:35,666
Sometimes.

483
00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:37,067
He doesn't get it from me.

484
00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:38,870
He... he might've gotten
it from me.

485
00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:43,340
- He loves you a lot.
- No.

486
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,275
Aside from me,
you're the only person

487
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,878
he's comfortable being mean to.

488
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:48,579
Ah, lucky us.

489
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,380
Hm.

490
00:28:52,216 --> 00:28:55,185
Relationships are hard work.

491
00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:57,287
As many of you know. Uh...

492
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,790
You can say that again.

493
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:00,290
We all do...

494
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:04,127
Sorry, I didn't mean
you two in particular.

495
00:29:04,228 --> 00:29:06,363
You seem, um...

496
00:29:06,898 --> 00:29:08,599
Just... Um...

497
00:29:09,868 --> 00:29:11,668
We all do stupid things

498
00:29:11,769 --> 00:29:15,405
and we make mistakes, but...

499
00:29:16,139 --> 00:29:18,008
when you're wildly in love,
you find a way

500
00:29:18,108 --> 00:29:19,710
to move past these mistakes.

501
00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:24,248
'Cause it's a rare
and miraculous thing...

502
00:29:24,816 --> 00:29:26,583
to find your one,
true soul mate.

503
00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:36,693
Owen.
504
00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:29,706
Sorry,
I can't remember that one.

505
00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:33,276
Okay, yeah, we'll...

506
00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:35,013
Uh, we'll just go on
to the next one.

507
00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:51,029
- Whoa!
- Hi, sorry.

508
00:31:51,129 --> 00:31:53,031
I'm sorry. Whoa, hi.

509
00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:55,432
I'm... I'm sorry.
Are you... you okay?

510
00:31:55,532 --> 00:31:56,934
Yeah, I'm all right, I...

511
00:31:57,035 --> 00:31:58,201
My upper back's
really sensitive.

512
00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,470
- I didn't see you.
- Oh, I...

513
00:32:01,773 --> 00:32:02,840
You look nice.

514
00:32:03,908 --> 00:32:04,976
Thanks.

515
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,811
Did I look
a little rough last time?

516
00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:08,112
No, no. No.
517
00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:09,312
I mean,
you looked a little tired,

518
00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:11,415
and your... your nose was red.

519
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,716
Like you'd been outside.

520
00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:14,085
Wow.

521
00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:15,485
In a good way.
In a cute way.

522
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,220
Like an Irish person
or a Scottish person

523
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,791
or someone with a...
Fair complexion.

524
00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,959
- You know what I mean?
- Hm.

525
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:23,226
Anyways, yeah. Hi.

526
00:32:23,727 --> 00:32:26,064
- You look nice today, too...
- Thanks.

527
00:32:26,164 --> 00:32:27,531
- ...Owen.
- Thank you.

528
00:32:27,631 --> 00:32:28,699
Um...

529
00:32:29,566 --> 00:32:31,268
I'm Carey, by the way.
530
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,470
I... I don't think
I... I actually told...

531
00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:35,605
- Told you that last time...
- It said it on your card.

532
00:32:36,174 --> 00:32:37,374
- Right.
- Which you gave to me.

533
00:32:37,474 --> 00:32:39,576
Yes.

534
00:32:41,478 --> 00:32:45,348
Uh, thanks for your email,
by the way.

535
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,484
- Made me laugh.
- Good.

536
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,252
That wasn't my goal, but good.

537
00:32:50,088 --> 00:32:51,354
My goal was...

538
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,458
to get you
to email me back, but...

539
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,561
Um.

540
00:32:58,196 --> 00:33:01,264
Um, yeah, a... about that, um...

541
00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:04,234
Hey, but you're here now,
so that's a nice surprise.

542
00:33:06,771 --> 00:33:07,805
Full of surprises.
543
00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:10,340
Um, I, uh...

544
00:33:11,008 --> 00:33:12,076
um...

545
00:33:12,944 --> 00:33:15,312
I shouldn't have done
that the other day.

546
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,647
Uh, given you my card.

547
00:33:18,715 --> 00:33:19,884
I'm... I'm...

548
00:33:20,852 --> 00:33:24,021
I'm just not in a...
A... any position to be...

549
00:33:24,122 --> 00:33:25,790
You know, I... I... I can't...

550
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,825
be going on dates,

551
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:31,028
so I shouldn't be giving
out my card willy-nilly.

552
00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:33,197
Did you come
and see me to tell me

553
00:33:33,296 --> 00:33:35,298
you can't come and see me?

554
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:42,739
Um...

555
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,276
I really liked meeting you.

556
00:33:47,779 --> 00:33:49,781
I... I just... I have a situation.
557
00:33:49,881 --> 00:33:50,948
Situation?

558
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,017
Are you taken?

559
00:33:54,718 --> 00:33:55,787
- Taken?
- Yeah.

560
00:33:56,888 --> 00:33:57,922
Taken.

561
00:33:58,555 --> 00:34:01,324
Uh, no, I'm not that.

562
00:34:01,424 --> 00:34:02,927
I'm, uh...

563
00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:06,898
just...

564
00:34:07,664 --> 00:34:09,033
Do you wanna grab a coffee?

565
00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:16,373
- Yes.
- I... I can't.

566
00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:17,975
No.
Okay, how about just a walk?

567
00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:19,110
Let's just walk.

568
00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:24,182
- Yeah, okay.
- Yes?

569
00:34:24,282 --> 00:34:25,850
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yes? Fabulous.

570
00:34:26,349 --> 00:34:27,617
Let's go right now.
Come on.

571
00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:29,887
What?
Aren't you on the clock?

572
00:34:29,987 --> 00:34:31,488
No, doesn't... well,
I am, but, doesn't matter.

573
00:34:31,588 --> 00:34:32,890
Come on, let's do this.
To the walk!

574
00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:35,226
You...
...do you have a question?

575
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,028
I was going for the high five,
you know?

576
00:34:37,128 --> 00:34:39,831
Oh! Okay.

577
00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:41,833
Um, okay.

578
00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,434
- Okay.
- Come on.

579
00:34:45,269 --> 00:34:46,304
Yeah.

580
00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,442
Oh, yeah, no,
that job will suit you better.

581
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,078
My parents are gonna hate you.

582
00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:56,080
Okay, I'll see you at rehearsal.
583
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,783
Keep practicing.
No excuses.

584
00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:02,787
I...

585
00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:06,723
Dreadful age.

586
00:35:06,824 --> 00:35:08,458
Can be.
That one's a good egg.

587
00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:10,228
I... I... is something wrong?

588
00:35:10,328 --> 00:35:11,728
Why?

589
00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:14,631
Y... you just... you've never
come here before.

590
00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:15,565
Ever.

591
00:35:15,665 --> 00:35:17,034
Today is the day...

592
00:35:17,634 --> 00:35:18,936
my husband left me.

593
00:35:19,937 --> 00:35:21,205
Oh. I'm sorry.

594
00:35:21,305 --> 00:35:23,573
Well, I mean...
No, no, no, not today.

595
00:35:23,673 --> 00:35:25,475
It was... it was years ago.

596
00:35:26,743 --> 00:35:29,881
- Yes. Yeah, I...
- I've had a few Manhattans.

597
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,016
You've earned them.

598
00:35:35,019 --> 00:35:37,121
You wanna know
what destroyed my marriage?

599
00:35:37,989 --> 00:35:39,257
I mean, besides the fact

600
00:35:39,357 --> 00:35:41,025
that he slept
with hundreds of women.

601
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,928
I mean... I mean... I mean
literally hun... hundreds.

602
00:35:44,427 --> 00:35:46,130
- Sounds exhausting.
- Uh-huh.

603
00:35:47,031 --> 00:35:48,165
Secrets.

604
00:35:49,466 --> 00:35:51,635
Secrets killed the marriage.

605
00:35:53,337 --> 00:35:54,471
Now, I know...

606
00:35:55,006 --> 00:35:57,141
that he is not a good
communicator.

607
00:35:58,376 --> 00:36:01,511
But that just means
that you have to try.

608
00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:04,282
Even... even if it means

609
00:36:04,382 --> 00:36:06,984
opening up a box of worms.
610
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,821
- Can of...
- Can of worms.

611
00:36:11,488 --> 00:36:13,090
- Oh, baby.
- Ah...

612
00:36:14,158 --> 00:36:15,226
Reflex.

613
00:36:15,659 --> 00:36:17,828
Um... I'm sorry.

614
00:36:23,401 --> 00:36:24,969
- Uh...
- Bye, girls.

615
00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:27,604
Those three are dreadful.

616
00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:30,740
Maybe I'll let Simon
handle the teen years.

617
00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:34,477
So, you're, uh,
happy now, aren't you?

618
00:36:35,512 --> 00:36:36,781
Yeah.

619
00:36:37,381 --> 00:36:38,615
Cling to it.

620
00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:40,717
Memorize it.

621
00:36:44,688 --> 00:36:46,190
They always leave.

622
00:37:00,071 --> 00:37:02,472
Shoot.

623
00:37:06,944 --> 00:37:08,913
She's having a baby,
she needs to know.

624
00:37:09,013 --> 00:37:12,216
Uh, I'm so sorry.
I totally forgot.

625
00:37:13,384 --> 00:37:14,885
She's been doing that a lot.

626
00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:16,420
Well, she's here now,

627
00:37:16,519 --> 00:37:18,089
so you can speak
to her directly.

628
00:37:18,189 --> 00:37:19,323
It's not a problem.

629
00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,624
Um, I wanted to talk to you
about your period.

630
00:37:23,194 --> 00:37:25,029
Buy me dinner first.

631
00:37:25,129 --> 00:37:27,064
What was day one
of your last cycle?

632
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,036
Two months ago,
three months ago...

633
00:37:32,136 --> 00:37:35,605
- I think she's talking to me.
- Well, then answer her.

634
00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:37,808
Dude, it's your mother.

635
00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:41,078
She showed up to my school,
drunk, so, you know...
636
00:37:41,644 --> 00:37:43,147
- worth responding.
- What?

637
00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:44,748
What did she say to you?

638
00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,250
I'll give
you guys a couple minutes?

639
00:37:47,251 --> 00:37:48,551
No, we're good.
I'm sorry.

640
00:37:48,651 --> 00:37:50,587
We... I just need to check
my period tracker

641
00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:51,989
that's on my phone

642
00:37:52,089 --> 00:37:53,958
that my husband confiscated,
so, just...

643
00:37:54,557 --> 00:37:56,127
It's okay.

644
00:38:01,664 --> 00:38:03,034
Take your time.

645
00:38:04,135 --> 00:38:05,269
Okay.

646
00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,505
Uh, thanks.

647
00:38:07,604 --> 00:38:08,873
So...

648
00:38:11,809 --> 00:38:13,778
Looks like
your due date is actually...

649
00:38:14,845 --> 00:38:17,081
November 12th.

650
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,583
That's my mother's birthday.

651
00:38:22,186 --> 00:38:24,055
Yay.

652
00:38:25,289 --> 00:38:26,757
We'll do a quick examination

653
00:38:26,857 --> 00:38:29,126
and then we'll look
into finding you an OBGYN.

654
00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:31,829
- Okay.
- All right.

655
00:38:43,841 --> 00:38:45,109
That's mature.

656
00:38:45,876 --> 00:38:47,211
Why were you so rude in there?

657
00:38:47,812 --> 00:38:49,046
Honestly,
I'd rather wait until...

658
00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:50,881
Are you going through something?

659
00:38:50,981 --> 00:38:52,083
Am I... wow.

660
00:38:52,183 --> 00:38:53,818
I mean, is there something
on your mind?

661
00:38:53,918 --> 00:38:55,618
Huh, I don't know,
what's on my mind,

662
00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:58,522
episiotomies, placenta,
giant effing needles

663
00:38:58,621 --> 00:38:59,957
- in my spine.
- Come on.

664
00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,226
Loss of bowel control,
ripping of any kind.

665
00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:03,394
I don't even like children.

666
00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:06,297
- You're a teacher.
- Exactly. So I know.

667
00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:07,697
They're manipulative

668
00:39:07,798 --> 00:39:08,799
and they're too stupid
to even hide it.

669
00:39:08,899 --> 00:39:10,134
They're us, but worse.

670
00:39:10,234 --> 00:39:11,936
Why would I wanna
go through all that...

671
00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:13,804
That pain and puffiness
just so I can bring a bald,

672
00:39:13,904 --> 00:39:15,638
mini version of myself
into the world,

673
00:39:15,738 --> 00:39:16,974
and teach it all the things
that are wrong with us,

674
00:39:17,074 --> 00:39:18,409
plus new things... no thanks.

675
00:39:18,509 --> 00:39:19,844
- Carey.
- What?

676
00:39:19,944 --> 00:39:20,911
I have a headache,
and you're ranting.

677
00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:22,413
You always have a headache!

678
00:39:22,513 --> 00:39:23,680
And you're ranting.

679
00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:27,251
- Oh, my God.
- I don't want a baby.

680
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,188
- Yes, you do.
- My body, my choice.

681
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,690
You've been taking pre-natal
vitamins since we met.

682
00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:36,160
Because they're gummies
and they're delicious.

683
00:39:43,901 --> 00:39:45,269
Okay.

684
00:39:45,369 --> 00:39:47,737
- You told me you wanted this.
- I know.

685
00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:49,206
Okay, so what is going on

686
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:52,476
and why is it going on
so fucking loudly?

687
00:39:52,576 --> 00:39:54,111
Stop. Not right now.
688
00:39:56,347 --> 00:39:58,048
Are you okay?

689
00:39:58,149 --> 00:40:00,017
You're the one that's acting
like Satan's evil wife.

690
00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:01,986
Wouldn't that make you Satan?

691
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,901
Ever since
I told you about the baby,

692
00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:18,869
you've been acting weird.

693
00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,840
If it's gonna change
everything, then...

694
00:40:26,377 --> 00:40:28,711
Are we seriously
having this conversation?

695
00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:30,881
Maybe we aren't ready.

696
00:40:32,715 --> 00:40:34,852
We've been ready for two years.

697
00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:36,554
I know, I... I just...

698
00:40:36,654 --> 00:40:37,855
I don't wanna feel
like I'm doing this

699
00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:39,757
- all by myself.
- You're not.

700
00:40:41,592 --> 00:40:42,993
You're not, you...

701
00:40:47,298 --> 00:40:48,365
You could.

702
00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:50,634
What?

703
00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:53,003
You could.
You could do it by yourself.

704
00:40:53,103 --> 00:40:55,172
- So could I.
- That's what I'm talking about.

705
00:40:55,673 --> 00:40:58,642
It is weird to say that
to your pregnant wife.

706
00:40:58,741 --> 00:41:00,511
I have never
wanted anything this much

707
00:41:00,611 --> 00:41:01,946
in my entire life.

708
00:41:02,479 --> 00:41:04,248
Then why are you being weird?

709
00:41:04,348 --> 00:41:05,715
How? How? How?

710
00:41:05,816 --> 00:41:07,351
Please,
tell me how I'm being weird.

711
00:41:07,451 --> 00:41:08,718
You're...

712
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,690
You're being so nice
all the time,

713
00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:14,658
and you're not maintaining
eye contact.

714
00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,026
Carey, Carey.

715
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,528
Please. Listen to me.

716
00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:20,064
Is it possible, possible...

717
00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:24,034
is it possible...

718
00:41:25,302 --> 00:41:27,238
that this is hormonal?

719
00:41:30,307 --> 00:41:32,009
Is it possible...

720
00:41:33,043 --> 00:41:35,145
that you are an ass face?

721
00:41:40,851 --> 00:41:42,253
Are you okay?

722
00:41:54,531 --> 00:41:55,799
No.

723
00:41:58,802 --> 00:42:00,904
What? Hey.

724
00:42:01,672 --> 00:42:02,906
Hey, no, no, no, no,
no, I just...

725
00:42:03,007 --> 00:42:04,174
- I just meant that...
- Oh, my God.

726
00:42:04,275 --> 00:42:07,111
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Carey. Carey.

727
00:42:07,211 --> 00:42:09,046
Why... wh... wh... wh...
What do you mean... why?
728
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,215
- Are you... do you hate me?
- What?

729
00:42:11,315 --> 00:42:12,716
Are you cheating on me?
Fuck...

730
00:42:12,816 --> 00:42:14,251
- What?
- Are you... are you sick?

731
00:42:14,351 --> 00:42:16,120
- Carey, what is going on?
- Why aren't you okay?

732
00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:17,921
- What is happening?
- I get cramps. I get cramps.

733
00:42:18,022 --> 00:42:19,323
- Why aren't you okay?
- I... I... I just meant that

734
00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:20,924
I could never be described
as okay, okay?

735
00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:22,693
- I'm exquisite.
- Are you joking?

736
00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:24,228
- You're joking right now?
- What?

737
00:42:24,328 --> 00:42:26,163
I... no, I'm just trying
to lighten the mood.

738
00:42:26,263 --> 00:42:27,831
But now I can see that this was
probably not the right time.

739
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,435
- Swear to me.
- What?
740
00:42:33,137 --> 00:42:35,205
- Swear to me.
- Come on.

741
00:42:36,206 --> 00:42:38,676
- Fuck balls.
- Nothing about this is funny.

742
00:42:38,777 --> 00:42:41,312
Swear to me that everything is
okay, that we're gonna be okay.

743
00:42:41,412 --> 00:42:43,981
- Oh, my God, okay, I swear.
- Make it official.

744
00:42:44,081 --> 00:42:45,983
What?

745
00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:47,584
Make it official.

746
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,922
What... it's a totally
different kind of swearing.

747
00:42:52,022 --> 00:42:54,625
- I'm being serious.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

748
00:42:54,725 --> 00:42:55,993
I...

749
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:59,463
Simon Patterson, swear...

750
00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,533
that everything is okay.

751
00:43:03,534 --> 00:43:06,136
Expand.

752
00:43:06,236 --> 00:43:08,272
I swear that I do not hate you,
753
00:43:08,372 --> 00:43:11,542
I swear
that I am not cheating on you,

754
00:43:11,642 --> 00:43:12,976
and I swear that I am not...

755
00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:17,247
I'm... I'm fine, okay?
I'm fine. We're fine.

756
00:43:17,348 --> 00:43:19,950
You're insane, but we're fine.

757
00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:21,385
We're fine.

758
00:43:30,461 --> 00:43:31,995
I love you.

759
00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:34,766
But if you leave me,

760
00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:36,734
I will track you down
and I will kill you.

761
00:43:36,835 --> 00:43:38,736
And I will support you
in that decision.

762
00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:41,105
We can make it through anything.

763
00:43:41,638 --> 00:43:43,307
We just have to do it together.

764
00:43:43,407 --> 00:43:45,175
I know.

765
00:43:47,144 --> 00:43:49,179
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

766
00:43:52,149 --> 00:43:53,984
That conversation just...

767
00:43:55,486 --> 00:43:57,087
...got away from me.

768
00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:22,212
See?

769
00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:06,791
Maybe not here.

770
00:45:12,529 --> 00:45:14,198
- Okay.
- Oh. All right.

771
00:46:42,619 --> 00:46:44,354
Can I ask you a question?

772
00:46:44,454 --> 00:46:45,522
Yeah.

773
00:46:46,356 --> 00:46:48,091
Okay, I have to think of one.

774
00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:50,327
Um...

775
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,296
well, do you want kids?

776
00:46:54,631 --> 00:46:55,767
Yikes, that's a...

777
00:46:55,867 --> 00:46:56,968
That's a bigger question
than I...

778
00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,402
Okay, do you snore?

779
00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:01,773
Um, I do not snore,

780
00:47:01,873 --> 00:47:04,508
but I occasionally sleepwalk
781
00:47:04,608 --> 00:47:06,276
and I sleep-punch.

782
00:47:06,376 --> 00:47:08,579
First girl I ever dated
punched me in the face.

783
00:47:08,679 --> 00:47:09,746
Gave me a black eye.

784
00:47:09,847 --> 00:47:11,548
- In her sleep?
- No.

785
00:47:12,082 --> 00:47:13,450
Uh, then how does...

786
00:47:13,550 --> 00:47:16,988
- How does that relate to, um...
- I was asleep.

787
00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:19,089
- What... what did you do?
- Well, I woke up.

788
00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:21,926
- No, to deserve that.
- Nothing.

789
00:47:22,026 --> 00:47:24,194
She was reaching
for the alarm and missed.

790
00:47:24,294 --> 00:47:26,129
Her depth perception was off.

791
00:47:27,031 --> 00:47:28,498
- Cool story.
- Thank you.

792
00:47:31,368 --> 00:47:33,470
- You go.
- All right.

793
00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:35,639
Oh, I got a really good one.

794
00:47:35,739 --> 00:47:37,107
Um...

795
00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:39,376
what do your parents do?

796
00:47:39,476 --> 00:47:40,845
Nothing. They're dead.

797
00:47:42,046 --> 00:47:43,614
- What?
- Yeah. Yeah.

798
00:47:43,714 --> 00:47:44,849
Mine, too.

799
00:47:47,785 --> 00:47:49,219
You wanna talk about it?

800
00:47:49,988 --> 00:47:51,055
Uh...

801
00:47:51,823 --> 00:47:53,624
Yeah, I don't really either.

802
00:47:57,194 --> 00:47:59,129
What about your job?
How did all that come about?

803
00:47:59,831 --> 00:48:03,300
You mean why does an adult
have an adolescent's job?

804
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,869
No.

805
00:48:05,569 --> 00:48:07,772
I did... I didn't mean it like
that at all.

806
00:48:09,506 --> 00:48:11,408
I mean... No.

807
00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:14,879
Really? I think you did.

808
00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:16,647
I didn't.

809
00:48:16,747 --> 00:48:18,482
It's hard to make a living
as a musician.

810
00:48:18,582 --> 00:48:21,718
- News flash.
- Yeah, it certainly is.

811
00:48:23,121 --> 00:48:24,989
I mean,
I open for big bands sometimes,

812
00:48:25,089 --> 00:48:26,423
and I do the odd orchestral gig,

813
00:48:26,523 --> 00:48:28,026
but there's not a lot of
money in it, so...

814
00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:29,393
You play classical guitar?

815
00:48:29,493 --> 00:48:31,228
I... yeah,
it's not my focus, though.

816
00:48:31,896 --> 00:48:32,964
What's your focus?

817
00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:35,933
This strange woman
I met at a bookstore.

818
00:48:40,972 --> 00:48:42,506
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

819
00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:44,441
Oh.

820
00:48:48,512 --> 00:48:50,180
You're honest, aren't you?

821
00:48:51,548 --> 00:48:52,850
You're a good person.

822
00:48:54,118 --> 00:48:55,552
That kinda feels like a trap.

823
00:49:00,424 --> 00:49:01,759
I don't know if I am.

824
00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,462
I feel guilty
all the time, and...

825
00:49:06,798 --> 00:49:09,867
like I don't even
deserve to, um...

826
00:49:14,438 --> 00:49:15,807
I've been thinking
about you a lot.

827
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,709
Not a creepy amount, but...

828
00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:19,877
I think you're...

829
00:49:20,812 --> 00:49:21,846
I find you to be...

830
00:49:23,613 --> 00:49:26,550
You make me nervous.
Does it show?

831
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:29,553
Hardly at all.

832
00:49:29,653 --> 00:49:31,823
I... it's been lovely
getting to know you.

833
00:49:33,891 --> 00:49:35,258
Is what I mean to say.
834
00:49:37,694 --> 00:49:38,763
Yes, it has.

835
00:49:49,673 --> 00:49:52,009
- Ah, shit.
- I'm sorry.

836
00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:53,310
- I'm... I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.

837
00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,711
- I didn't mean...
- I'm sorry.

838
00:49:55,213 --> 00:49:57,481
Thought it would
feel worse not to try.

839
00:49:58,248 --> 00:50:00,017
- Turns out I was wrong.
- Uh...

840
00:50:02,854 --> 00:50:04,287
I'm sorry.

841
00:50:05,757 --> 00:50:06,891
Um...

842
00:50:09,193 --> 00:50:10,460
play something?

843
00:50:14,331 --> 00:50:15,967
I...

844
00:51:04,182 --> 00:51:05,582
Is that the end?

845
00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,442
That's the end.

846
00:51:48,993 --> 00:51:50,962
Oh, my God.

847
00:51:51,062 --> 00:51:52,662
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

848
00:51:53,798 --> 00:51:55,432
Um, hi.

849
00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,068
Ah, uh...

850
00:51:57,601 --> 00:51:58,970
Uh, h... how are you?

851
00:52:00,004 --> 00:52:01,138
I've been better.

852
00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:07,879
You know, actually,
I... I... I have to go.

853
00:52:07,979 --> 00:52:09,180
Uh, the car.

854
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,915
Y... you know,
the... the parking meter.

855
00:52:11,015 --> 00:52:12,415
Yeah.

856
00:52:14,785 --> 00:52:17,021
That was weird.
Who was that?

857
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:18,688
Um...

858
00:52:19,857 --> 00:52:21,458
How does that happen?

859
00:52:21,558 --> 00:52:24,527
Why do things like that
always fucking happen?

860
00:52:25,363 --> 00:52:26,529
- Um...
- Who was that? You all right?
861
00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:27,932
Yeah, uh...

862
00:52:28,531 --> 00:52:31,035
- Simon's mother.
- Who's Simon?

863
00:52:31,534 --> 00:52:33,838
I... I just... I just
haven't seen her in a while.

864
00:52:33,938 --> 00:52:35,072
Um...

865
00:52:36,007 --> 00:52:37,074
Carey, who's Simon?

866
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:43,546
My... my husband.

867
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,516
Right.

868
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,627
Um, honey?

869
00:53:31,362 --> 00:53:32,430
Yes, sugar shorts?

870
00:53:32,863 --> 00:53:34,865
What's with the disguise?

871
00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:39,203
Oh, my eyes are just bugging me.

872
00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:41,238
I pumped myself
full of drugs and...

873
00:53:42,273 --> 00:53:43,606
blocked out all the light.

874
00:53:45,343 --> 00:53:47,011
You should see Dr. Rose again.
875
00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:49,679
I'm telling you, it's a penis.

876
00:53:50,881 --> 00:53:52,016
Wh... what?

877
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:55,585
It is not a penis.

878
00:53:55,685 --> 00:53:57,054
I think it might be.

879
00:53:57,487 --> 00:53:58,990
Well, then,
our child has a penis

880
00:53:59,090 --> 00:54:01,325
- growing out of her foot.
- His foot.

881
00:54:01,425 --> 00:54:03,327
I'm positive it's a girl.

882
00:54:03,427 --> 00:54:04,795
Yeah, I think so, too.

883
00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:06,764
What?

884
00:54:07,965 --> 00:54:10,067
Why have you spent
the last four days

885
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:12,303
defending an opinion
you don't actually hold?

886
00:54:12,403 --> 00:54:16,007
I find conflict sexy.

887
00:54:16,107 --> 00:54:18,675
I find being right sexy.

888
00:54:18,776 --> 00:54:20,244
Oh, well then I guess

889
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:24,115
we're both feeling pretty sexy.

890
00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:27,617
Not really.
I'm too bloated.

891
00:54:28,252 --> 00:54:29,519
I'll give you this, though.

892
00:54:30,054 --> 00:54:31,255
Whoa!

893
00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,622
For the spank bank.

894
00:54:32,722 --> 00:54:34,657
Oh, that's filthy.

895
00:54:34,759 --> 00:54:36,193
That's even worse than swearing.

896
00:54:36,293 --> 00:54:39,130
Spank safe, bank safe,
context definitely counts.

897
00:54:41,298 --> 00:54:43,000
So many rules.

898
00:54:45,735 --> 00:54:47,004
Okay, well...

899
00:54:48,705 --> 00:54:52,877
if our penis-footed
friend here is actually,

900
00:54:52,977 --> 00:54:55,645
in fact, a girl,
what are we gonna name her?

901
00:54:56,347 --> 00:54:57,815
'Cause I like...

902
00:54:57,915 --> 00:54:59,083
Gretchen.

903
00:54:59,817 --> 00:55:01,252
- Gretchen?
- Mhm.

904
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,754
Gre...

905
00:55:03,854 --> 00:55:05,823
"Hey Gretch, go fetch."

906
00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:07,525
Nope. Too many dog jokes.

907
00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,193
No, no, it's more like, um...

908
00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:12,263
"That Gretchen...

909
00:55:12,363 --> 00:55:14,098
...she's so fetchen."

910
00:55:15,366 --> 00:55:17,634
"Hey, Gretchen,
where's Hansel?"

911
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,208
That doesn't make any sense.

912
00:55:24,775 --> 00:55:26,177
I like Rachel.

913
00:55:26,676 --> 00:55:28,312
- Rachel?
- Yeah.

914
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:29,712
Rachel, like...

915
00:55:29,814 --> 00:55:32,016
- "Hey, Rachel."
- Yeah.
916
00:55:32,615 --> 00:55:34,185
"Rachel, hey, come here.

917
00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:36,253
Come here, Rachel.

918
00:55:36,353 --> 00:55:38,989
Rachel, you smell like a..."

919
00:55:39,557 --> 00:55:41,258
Actually,
Rachel's not the worst.

920
00:55:45,695 --> 00:55:47,298
Thank you for forgiving me.

921
00:55:48,665 --> 00:55:49,967
For what?

922
00:55:51,569 --> 00:55:54,004
For turning into
a raging psychopath.

923
00:55:54,572 --> 00:55:56,006
Oh.

924
00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:00,177
Which time?

925
00:56:02,346 --> 00:56:03,781
Okay.

926
00:56:03,881 --> 00:56:05,950
What is happening?

927
00:56:10,321 --> 00:56:11,422
Um...

928
00:56:11,989 --> 00:56:14,558
did... did you take ecstasy?

929
00:56:14,657 --> 00:56:17,161
[Corey giggling]

930
00:56:19,163 --> 00:56:20,364
No.

931
00:56:21,664 --> 00:56:23,801
But I do need
another coffee, I think.

932
00:56:24,335 --> 00:56:25,668
Muah.

933
00:56:26,669 --> 00:56:27,938
Do you want one?

934
00:56:28,038 --> 00:56:30,241
- Oh, I'm pregnant.
- What?

935
00:56:31,075 --> 00:56:32,709
Does this mean
we're having twins?

936
00:56:32,810 --> 00:56:34,345
- No caffeine.
- Oh, okay,

937
00:56:34,445 --> 00:56:35,745
white wine then.

938
00:56:36,614 --> 00:56:37,714
- Pregnant.
- Sashimi.

939
00:56:38,215 --> 00:56:40,750
- Pregnant.
- Unpasteurized dairy products.

940
00:56:40,851 --> 00:56:42,853
- Go away forever.
- Okay.

941
00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:49,994
What if it's a boy?

942
00:56:50,594 --> 00:56:51,728
Uh, we can sell him.

943
00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:55,732
I'm talking about names.

944
00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,700
Um...

945
00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,904
I don't know, Gretchen is nice.

946
00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,606
Oh, what about Seitan?

947
00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:06,143
- Satan?
- No, Seitan, like the...

948
00:57:07,444 --> 00:57:08,579
The meat substitute.

949
00:57:11,681 --> 00:57:13,083
You're a maniac.

950
00:57:13,184 --> 00:57:15,252
You're the one
that eats that shit.

951
00:57:15,619 --> 00:57:16,854
That's five dollars.

952
00:57:16,954 --> 00:57:18,589
- Was it worth it?
- God.

953
00:57:18,688 --> 00:57:20,024
You're the one
that eats that "poo."

954
00:57:20,858 --> 00:57:23,494
You are so unsupportive
of my vegetarianism.

955
00:57:25,229 --> 00:57:26,797
I don't think if you eat chicken

956
00:57:26,897 --> 00:57:29,133
you get to call
yourself a vegetar... tarian.

957
00:57:30,301 --> 00:57:31,835
I'm a chickatarian.

958
00:57:36,574 --> 00:57:37,875
Tough crowd.

959
00:57:41,111 --> 00:57:43,781
Maybe I should drink wine,
maybe it'd make me funnier.

960
00:57:50,287 --> 00:57:51,355
Simon?

961
00:57:54,091 --> 00:57:57,194
Are you ignoring me?

962
00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:03,167
Simon?

963
00:58:17,181 --> 00:58:18,249
Simon?

964
00:58:19,717 --> 00:58:21,085
What... babe.

965
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:23,520
Simon?

966
00:58:24,255 --> 00:58:26,056
Simon?

967
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,625
Babe.

968
00:58:27,725 --> 00:58:29,426
Wake...

969
00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:30,894
wake up.

970
00:58:32,496 --> 00:58:33,864
No.
971
00:58:34,765 --> 00:58:38,135
No! No!

972
00:58:42,473 --> 00:58:44,808
No, no, no!

973
00:59:16,573 --> 00:59:17,708
My boy.

974
00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:40,431
It... it's raining.

975
00:59:41,398 --> 00:59:42,499
I can see that.

976
00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:45,804
Like, really raining.

977
00:59:45,903 --> 00:59:47,438
End of the world raining.

978
00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:49,940
Guess you better come in.

979
00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,418
I... I'm sorry
for just showing up.

980
01:00:01,518 --> 01:00:02,787
I...

981
01:00:02,886 --> 01:00:04,955
I left you
a few messages and I...

982
01:00:05,055 --> 01:00:06,825
I wasn't sure if you got them.

983
01:00:06,924 --> 01:00:08,225
I got them.

984
01:00:08,726 --> 01:00:10,427
Well, I just wanted to, um...

985
01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:13,130
Secrets are a bit of
a deal breaker for me.

986
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:16,200
Lies, even more so.

987
01:00:17,735 --> 01:00:19,203
You should've just told me.

988
01:00:20,137 --> 01:00:22,106
It would've changed everything.

989
01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:23,842
Yeah, it would've.

990
01:00:23,941 --> 01:00:25,676
And why would you
kiss me if you were...

991
01:00:25,777 --> 01:00:29,079
why would someone do something
like that if they're married?

992
01:00:32,116 --> 01:00:34,118
It-it's not that simple.

993
01:00:38,222 --> 01:00:40,557
W... we can...
We can do this another time.

994
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:42,960
Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

995
01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:45,095
I just really liked you,
y... you know?

996
01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:51,402
I'm sorry.

997
01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,303
I don't want your sympathy.

998
01:00:53,404 --> 01:00:54,773
- That's not what I mean.
- Yeah,

999
01:00:54,873 --> 01:00:56,507
I... I don't want
sympathy, either.

1000
01:00:58,609 --> 01:00:59,910
For what?

1001
01:01:03,815 --> 01:01:06,450
I... I'm gonna tell you this
and then I'm gonna go.

1002
01:01:09,953 --> 01:01:11,288
I'm not married.

1003
01:01:12,623 --> 01:01:13,957
I was married.

1004
01:01:16,527 --> 01:01:17,796
I feel married.

1005
01:01:20,464 --> 01:01:21,565
But I'm not.

1006
01:01:22,867 --> 01:01:24,468
He died. My husband.

1007
01:01:35,746 --> 01:01:37,047
Wow.

1008
01:01:38,015 --> 01:01:39,249
What?

1009
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,352
Uh, you just didn't say sorry.

1010
01:01:45,322 --> 01:01:47,658
Everyone always
apologizes when I...

1011
01:01:47,759 --> 01:01:49,126
When they hear, and, uh,

1012
01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:50,795
it always makes
the repressed comedian in me

1013
01:01:50,895 --> 01:01:52,362
want to say
"Why did you kill him?"

1014
01:01:55,934 --> 01:01:57,668
I always thought
it would be nice for someone

1015
01:01:57,769 --> 01:01:59,336
to just stay quiet.

1016
01:02:03,574 --> 01:02:04,741
How long has it been?

1017
01:02:08,345 --> 01:02:09,513
No time.

1018
01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:11,482
A lifetime.

1019
01:02:12,382 --> 01:02:13,517
Three years.

1020
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:16,353
Well, it was three years
on May the fourth.

1021
01:02:17,988 --> 01:02:19,189
- May the fourth.
- Um,

1022
01:02:19,289 --> 01:02:20,624
I'm gonna head out now.

1023
01:02:21,692 --> 01:02:22,993
And, uh...

1024
01:02:24,294 --> 01:02:27,130
maybe we can talk
later about art,

1025
01:02:27,231 --> 01:02:28,532
or clowns or something.
1026
01:02:29,066 --> 01:02:30,434
Uh...

1027
01:02:30,534 --> 01:02:31,568
just not... not this.

1028
01:02:31,668 --> 01:02:32,770
Anything...

1029
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:34,571
anything but this.

1030
01:02:38,943 --> 01:02:41,011
Um, I... I'm sorry
for kissing you.

1031
01:02:42,679 --> 01:02:43,747
I liked you, too.

1032
01:02:59,162 --> 01:03:00,597
Old chocolate.

1033
01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:02,666
Ew, Simon. Gross.

1034
01:03:02,767 --> 01:03:04,134
Huh.

1035
01:03:04,836 --> 01:03:06,503
- In his pocket.
- Yeah.

1036
01:03:07,604 --> 01:03:10,207
Why don't you take a break
from this for a while?

1037
01:03:17,447 --> 01:03:19,449
I don't know how to do this.

1038
01:03:20,284 --> 01:03:21,618
I know, dear.

1039
01:03:24,321 --> 01:03:26,623
I know
that I am not always the...

1040
01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:30,460
warmest, or the best.

1041
01:03:31,461 --> 01:03:33,798
But I am there for you
and your daughter.

1042
01:03:34,298 --> 01:03:36,366
Uh, or son.

1043
01:03:37,267 --> 01:03:38,535
Now.

1044
01:03:39,236 --> 01:03:40,370
I'm gonna smoke this.

1045
01:03:40,872 --> 01:03:43,808
I'm gonna go outside,
I'm gonna light it,

1046
01:03:43,908 --> 01:03:46,176
and I'm gonna smoke it.

1047
01:05:15,365 --> 01:05:16,733
What the fuck?

1048
01:05:23,775 --> 01:05:24,876
Bev.

1049
01:05:28,612 --> 01:05:29,781
Bev.

1050
01:05:30,313 --> 01:05:32,582
- Bev, Bev.
- You alright?

1051
01:05:33,885 --> 01:05:34,952
I found this.

1052
01:05:35,053 --> 01:05:36,553
Oh, my dear. That...

1053
01:05:36,653 --> 01:05:38,455
This is...
This was in his pocket

1054
01:05:38,555 --> 01:05:40,624
in with the candy wrappers
and the fucking... Sorry.

1055
01:05:40,724 --> 01:05:43,593
- Did you... did you read it?
- Only the beginning.

1056
01:05:44,327 --> 01:05:45,930
There...
Those aren't good results.

1057
01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,731
"Berry aneurysm?"

1058
01:05:47,832 --> 01:05:50,168
I... I don't even know
what that... is that what it...

1059
01:05:50,267 --> 01:05:51,769
- Look, le... let's go inside.
- No, no, no.

1060
01:05:51,869 --> 01:05:54,371
I... I... I...
He must've not understood this.

1061
01:05:54,471 --> 01:05:56,007
I have to call Dr. Rose.

1062
01:05:56,107 --> 01:05:57,507
It's not her fault.

1063
01:05:57,607 --> 01:05:59,443
No, Simon wouldn't have
kept this from me.

1064
01:06:00,111 --> 01:06:01,578
He... he told me everything.

1065
01:06:01,678 --> 01:06:02,847
He... he...

1066
01:06:02,947 --> 01:06:05,049
I mean he... he gave me
daily updates on his...

1067
01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:07,819
On his bowel movements,
for fuck sake.

1068
01:06:07,919 --> 01:06:09,720
For God's sake.
For fuck sake!

1069
01:06:09,821 --> 01:06:12,090
- You... you're pregnant.
- I'm fine. What...

1070
01:06:12,190 --> 01:06:14,257
No, no I... I mean
that maybe he thought

1071
01:06:14,357 --> 01:06:16,928
in your condition
you couldn't handle the news.

1072
01:06:17,028 --> 01:06:18,830
The news that he was dying?

1073
01:06:20,064 --> 01:06:21,398
Simon doesn't lie.

1074
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:25,368
Bev, h... he...
H... he... he didn't lie.

1075
01:06:25,469 --> 01:06:26,938
He told me everything.

1076
01:06:27,038 --> 01:06:28,840
He didn't tell you about this.

1077
01:06:36,313 --> 01:06:37,647
I'm sorry.

1078
01:06:39,683 --> 01:06:40,785
I'm sorry.

1079
01:06:41,318 --> 01:06:42,787
You're gonna have to...

1080
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,421
spell this out for me.

1081
01:06:44,521 --> 01:06:45,790
You're saying that...

1082
01:06:46,556 --> 01:06:48,525
he knew he was sick?

1083
01:06:52,764 --> 01:06:55,665
He... he didn't know,
obviously, how sick.

1084
01:06:55,767 --> 01:06:59,269
He couldn't
have known how sick, right?

1085
01:06:59,369 --> 01:07:00,670
We should've told you.

1086
01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:05,009
He told you?

1087
01:07:09,312 --> 01:07:11,314
Why would...
Why would he tell you?

1088
01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:14,118
Because I'm his mother.

1089
01:07:14,218 --> 01:07:16,419
Why... why wouldn't you tell me?

1090
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,089
He asked me not to.

1091
01:07:18,189 --> 01:07:19,623
I... I... I'm his mother.

1092
01:07:19,723 --> 01:07:21,558
I mean, he... he's my son.

1093
01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:23,326
I'm sorry, I need you to leave.

1094
01:07:23,426 --> 01:07:25,695
No, Carey, we can
get through this together.

1095
01:07:25,797 --> 01:07:27,965
No, I will never
get through this.

1096
01:07:28,398 --> 01:07:30,467
I will never get through this.

1097
01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:33,771
My husband is dead
and now you're telling me

1098
01:07:33,871 --> 01:07:36,007
that... that I didn't know him?

1099
01:07:36,439 --> 01:07:37,842
We're having a child

1100
01:07:37,942 --> 01:07:40,778
and he won't be here
for any of it.

1101
01:07:44,048 --> 01:07:45,448
And he...

1102
01:07:45,549 --> 01:07:47,885
...he made that
decision without me

1103
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:50,121
and he... he had no right.

1104
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,057
No right, and he is a liar

1105
01:07:53,157 --> 01:07:54,457
and he's a dick.

1106
01:07:54,558 --> 01:07:55,827
- Carey.
- He's a son of a dick.

1107
01:07:55,927 --> 01:07:57,929
There is some truth there,
his father was...

1108
01:07:58,029 --> 01:07:59,163
No, you.

1109
01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:01,531
You allowed this to happen.

1110
01:08:01,631 --> 01:08:03,600
We were trying to protect you.

1111
01:08:04,035 --> 01:08:06,536
Well, you didn't do
a very good job, did you?

1112
01:08:09,372 --> 01:08:10,842
I'll come by tomorrow.

1113
01:08:11,309 --> 01:08:12,576
No, you won't.

1114
01:08:15,313 --> 01:08:16,713
Carey, please.

1115
01:08:17,547 --> 01:08:19,116
I have no one else to...

1116
01:08:23,221 --> 01:08:24,554
I'll come tomorrow.

1117
01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:58,488
Clear up your fucking stuff!

1118
01:11:21,399 --> 01:11:23,034
It bit me.

1119
01:11:23,401 --> 01:11:25,102
Oh, no.
What bit you, honey?

1120
01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:27,570
The flower.

1121
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:29,840
The flower bit you?

1122
01:11:31,475 --> 01:11:32,810
Oh, no.

1123
01:11:33,244 --> 01:11:34,611
Should we go get a band-aid?

1124
01:11:34,711 --> 01:11:37,081
Yeah, we should
probably go get a band-aid.

1125
01:11:37,181 --> 01:11:39,450
Okay, do we want...

1126
01:11:39,549 --> 01:11:42,752
do you want a superhero
or a mermaid?

1127
01:11:42,853 --> 01:11:45,555
- Super maid.
- A super maid?

1128
01:11:46,891 --> 01:11:50,127
Yeah, we could definitely use
one of those around here.

1129
01:11:52,662 --> 01:11:54,131
Is that
the super maid at the door?

1130
01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:55,299
What?

1131
01:11:55,732 --> 01:11:57,535
Okay, you choose, honey.
I'll be right back.

1132
01:11:58,135 --> 01:12:00,771
Alright? And then
we're gonna go take a nap.

1133
01:12:04,607 --> 01:12:06,343
Uh-oh.

1134
01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:09,646
The stalkee
has become the stalker.

1135
01:12:10,347 --> 01:12:12,049
I hope this isn't too bold.

1136
01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:14,552
Bo... bold is good.
I... I like bold.

1137
01:12:14,651 --> 01:12:16,220
Uh, it's just...

1138
01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,757
a... actually,
c... come on in, yeah.

1139
01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:22,927
- Sorry.
- Uh-huh.

1140
01:12:29,366 --> 01:12:32,036
Your house is... not small.

1141
01:12:32,702 --> 01:12:35,039
- Dead parents.
- Right, right.

1142
01:12:35,139 --> 01:12:36,706
I inherited the house, the debt,

1143
01:12:36,807 --> 01:12:40,945
and a questionable
oil can collection.

1144
01:12:41,779 --> 01:12:43,948
All I got were night terrors.

1145
01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:52,722
I want to thank you
for your message.

1146
01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:55,625
I didn't offend you
with the whole...

1147
01:12:55,725 --> 01:12:56,994
"let's be friends" thing?

1148
01:12:57,094 --> 01:12:58,728
That wasn't my favorite part.

1149
01:12:59,163 --> 01:13:00,998
Yeah, um...

1150
01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,971
Do you have a train fetish?

1151
01:13:09,373 --> 01:13:11,909
Oh, no, uh, they,

1152
01:13:12,009 --> 01:13:14,545
uh, actually belong to my, uh...

1153
01:13:14,644 --> 01:13:15,846
- Son?
- Daughter.

1154
01:13:15,946 --> 01:13:17,248
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1155
01:13:17,348 --> 01:13:18,415
Wow.

1156
01:13:19,216 --> 01:13:20,717
I don't think
you mentioned that.

1157
01:13:21,085 --> 01:13:22,987
I didn't want to lay
all of it on you at once.

1158
01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:24,889
You didn't lay any of it on me.

1159
01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:27,091
I'm working at being more open.
1160
01:13:27,191 --> 01:13:28,292
Mhm.

1161
01:13:29,393 --> 01:13:30,561
- Um...
- Mama!

1162
01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:31,862
- Oh.
- Whoops.

1163
01:13:31,962 --> 01:13:33,531
I'll be right there, honey.

1164
01:13:33,631 --> 01:13:35,966
- I'm gonna go.
- No, please. Don't.

1165
01:13:36,066 --> 01:13:38,769
Because she's just about
to go down for a nap.

1166
01:13:41,272 --> 01:13:42,373
Come on.

1167
01:13:47,011 --> 01:13:49,613
Peanut, Peanut, honey,
come meet mama's friend.

1168
01:13:49,712 --> 01:13:51,815
- Are you sure?
- Hi.

1169
01:13:52,616 --> 01:13:54,785
- This is Owen.
- Hey.

1170
01:13:56,086 --> 01:13:58,489
- That looks serious.
- Yeah.

1171
01:13:58,989 --> 01:14:00,925
A flower bit her finger.

1172
01:14:02,126 --> 01:14:03,360
Uh, okay.
1173
01:14:04,328 --> 01:14:05,829
Oh.

1174
01:14:06,664 --> 01:14:08,766
I'm the pirate
and you're the bunny.

1175
01:14:11,835 --> 01:14:13,604
You need help with that?
There you go.

1176
01:14:13,703 --> 01:14:15,639
Good girl. Whoa.

1177
01:14:15,738 --> 01:14:17,608
You look like a real pirate.

1178
01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:19,677
Are we gonna fight?

1179
01:14:20,644 --> 01:14:22,213
Are you gonna have a picnic?

1180
01:14:22,313 --> 01:14:24,048
Oh, really?
I mean, my last picnic

1181
01:14:24,148 --> 01:14:26,450
was a bit of a bust, but
maybe I'll make an exception.

1182
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:28,152
What do we got in there?

1183
01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:31,889
It's milk.
We're having tea.

1184
01:14:32,323 --> 01:14:33,857
- Oh.
- Oh.

1185
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:36,060
On our picnic, was that your
mother-in-law we ran into?
1186
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,695
- Bev, yeah.
- Yeah.

1187
01:14:37,795 --> 01:14:39,196
Yeah.

1188
01:14:39,597 --> 01:14:41,031
Is she okay?

1189
01:14:42,099 --> 01:14:45,102
Um, I don't... I don't know.

1190
01:14:45,202 --> 01:14:48,138
I, uh, that was the first time
I've seen her in a while.

1191
01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:50,708
Does she live out of town?

1192
01:14:50,808 --> 01:14:52,209
- Or...
- Um...

1193
01:14:52,943 --> 01:14:56,347
Hey, hun,
do you want to go upstairs

1194
01:14:56,447 --> 01:14:58,249
and go get your art stuff?

1195
01:14:58,349 --> 01:15:00,251
Yeah? Yeah.

1196
01:15:07,391 --> 01:15:09,426
I'm sorry,
I... I didn't mean to...

1197
01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:11,328
- Oh.
- Um...

1198
01:15:11,428 --> 01:15:12,930
It's fine. I, um...
1199
01:15:14,231 --> 01:15:16,233
Uh, I'm happy to talk about it.

1200
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:19,103
- Happy to talk about anything.
- Except that you...

1201
01:15:21,905 --> 01:15:24,308
I haven't seen her
since before the funeral.

1202
01:15:26,010 --> 01:15:27,378
She didn't go to the funeral?

1203
01:15:29,346 --> 01:15:30,481
I didn't go.

1204
01:15:31,282 --> 01:15:34,351
Um, s... so,
how... how did you, uh...

1205
01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:35,919
how did you say goodbye?

1206
01:15:37,488 --> 01:15:38,555
To her? Or...

1207
01:15:40,524 --> 01:15:41,825
No, to him.

1208
01:15:45,195 --> 01:15:46,363
Um...

1209
01:15:52,670 --> 01:15:53,737
Listen to me.

1210
01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:55,272
I like you.

1211
01:15:57,508 --> 01:15:58,942
I... I can't. I...

1212
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,378
I wanna be your friend.
1213
01:16:02,513 --> 01:16:04,214
You kept some pretty
important stuff from me,

1214
01:16:04,315 --> 01:16:05,849
and I still don't
totally understand that,

1215
01:16:05,949 --> 01:16:07,318
but I'm not going anywhere.

1216
01:16:08,252 --> 01:16:10,321
If you ever need somebody
to give you advice,

1217
01:16:10,421 --> 01:16:12,890
or just someone to talk to,
I'm your man, okay?

1218
01:16:13,991 --> 01:16:15,659
I mean your person.

1219
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,928
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1220
01:16:19,296 --> 01:16:21,999
My first piece of advice,
for instance, would be to...

1221
01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,600
get in touch with
your mother-in-law.

1222
01:16:24,535 --> 01:16:26,805
Whoa, don't hold back. Yeah.

1223
01:16:27,604 --> 01:16:30,007
Living with guilt
all the time is no way to live.

1224
01:16:32,543 --> 01:16:33,944
She's...

1225
01:16:34,978 --> 01:16:36,513
she's a bad influence.
1226
01:16:36,613 --> 01:16:39,483
I know. She's unpredictable,
and she smokes, and...

1227
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:40,751
I smoke weed now and then.

1228
01:16:41,285 --> 01:16:42,953
That's fine, I would too,

1229
01:16:43,053 --> 01:16:45,189
but it makes my eyelids
puff up, so, I can't.

1230
01:16:45,824 --> 01:16:47,257
I think you should phone her.

1231
01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:50,427
She lied to me.

1232
01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:51,862
People lie.

1233
01:17:00,471 --> 01:17:02,973
Hey, I was wondering.
Do you want to play with me?

1234
01:17:07,444 --> 01:17:08,645
Music, I mean.

1235
01:17:08,746 --> 01:17:10,214
Do you want
to play music with me?

1236
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,484
- I... I would love to.
- Cool.

1237
01:17:13,584 --> 01:17:16,086
I think I'm gonna have a lot
more free time on my hands.

1238
01:17:17,321 --> 01:17:20,190
- Did you...
- I quit my job, yeah.
1239
01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,760
- That's amazing.
- Thank you.

1240
01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:23,193
I felt I wasn't gonna get
anywhere with it

1241
01:17:23,293 --> 01:17:25,162
unless I fully committed to it.

1242
01:17:26,865 --> 01:17:28,399
- Right.
- Yeah, you know?

1243
01:17:30,434 --> 01:17:31,635
It.

1244
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,008
Um...

1245
01:17:39,576 --> 01:17:40,944
so...

1246
01:17:41,846 --> 01:17:44,248
friends, right?

1247
01:17:45,015 --> 01:17:46,583
Yeah, yeah, sure.

1248
01:17:46,683 --> 01:17:48,118
Friends. Okay.

1249
01:18:08,038 --> 01:18:10,441
Mama!
I couldn't find them.

1250
01:18:10,541 --> 01:18:11,810
Um... Oh, my God.

1251
01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:13,444
We... we can, um...

1252
01:18:13,544 --> 01:18:15,780
We can continue
this conversation...

1253
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,548
Yeah, at some other time.

1254
01:18:17,648 --> 01:18:20,417
- Like, in a week? Or...
- I... I'll call you.

1255
01:18:20,885 --> 01:18:22,219
Yeah, I'll call you too.

1256
01:18:22,319 --> 01:18:24,388
Seems excessive, but, um...

1257
01:18:38,735 --> 01:18:40,003
Okay.

1258
01:18:40,604 --> 01:18:41,738
We're gonna be serious.

1259
01:18:48,612 --> 01:18:50,547
- Cats.
- Why?

1260
01:18:51,448 --> 01:18:54,518
Because you can leave
them at home at night

1261
01:18:54,618 --> 01:18:55,986
and they don't mind.

1262
01:18:56,086 --> 01:18:57,488
How do you know?

1263
01:19:00,157 --> 01:19:01,425
Fair point.

1264
01:19:02,226 --> 01:19:04,595
- I'm getting a cat.
- Really, what kind?

1265
01:19:04,695 --> 01:19:06,063
Lynx.
1266
01:19:06,865 --> 01:19:08,365
Wow. A lynx.

1267
01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:10,334
Well, that is a bold choice.
I'm impressed.

1268
01:19:10,434 --> 01:19:12,937
Her daycare
did a project on Alaska.

1269
01:19:13,036 --> 01:19:15,606
- Oh.
- Do you play guitar?

1270
01:19:15,706 --> 01:19:17,274
I do.

1271
01:19:22,613 --> 01:19:24,281
Wow. Not a music fan?

1272
01:19:24,949 --> 01:19:26,149
- Short attention span.
- Hm.

1273
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:27,618
I don't know where she gets it.

1274
01:19:29,653 --> 01:19:31,722
Hm.

1275
01:19:32,489 --> 01:19:35,592
Oh, honey, remember I told
you to be careful with that?

1276
01:19:36,828 --> 01:19:38,595
- Is that your mom's guitar?
- Yeah.

1277
01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:40,030
Okay.

1278
01:19:41,198 --> 01:19:42,332
It's very pretty.

1279
01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:43,835
Oh, yeah, oops.

1280
01:19:43,935 --> 01:19:45,202
You told her to be careful,

1281
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:46,971
then I'm the one
who hit it on the table.

1282
01:19:47,538 --> 01:19:49,139
Do you want me
to play something?

1283
01:19:49,673 --> 01:19:51,074
Okay. Um...

1284
01:19:51,642 --> 01:19:54,077
this is something
I think your mom

1285
01:19:54,177 --> 01:19:56,113
should help me write lyrics for.

1286
01:20:01,118 --> 01:20:02,854
What are you lookin' at?

1287
01:20:02,954 --> 01:20:04,521
I don't believe
in collaboration.

1288
01:20:05,689 --> 01:20:06,824
And yet it exists.

1289
01:20:22,372 --> 01:20:23,808
Maybe he does need
some help, right?

1290
01:20:23,908 --> 01:20:25,409
Maybe he needs some help.

1291
01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:30,882
Or I could just roll
with those lyrics.

1292
01:20:30,982 --> 01:20:32,182
You know what,

1293
01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:33,450
I don't need your help anymore.

1294
01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:34,618
I got it.

1295
01:20:39,256 --> 01:20:41,625
Thanks for meeting me.
For showing up.

1296
01:20:42,526 --> 01:20:44,595
All you ever had to do was ask.

1297
01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:49,299
This arrived at my home.

1298
01:20:50,001 --> 01:20:51,335
Yes.

1299
01:20:52,036 --> 01:20:53,437
I don't understand it.

1300
01:20:53,905 --> 01:20:56,473
It's a birthday invitation.

1301
01:20:58,308 --> 01:21:00,979
You're throwing him
a birthday party?

1302
01:21:01,846 --> 01:21:06,149
A birthday party slash
concert slash wake.

1303
01:21:06,650 --> 01:21:08,552
A little late for that,
isn't it?

1304
01:21:10,654 --> 01:21:11,856
Yes, it is.

1305
01:21:13,423 --> 01:21:15,125
Why send one to me?

1306
01:21:16,627 --> 01:21:18,830
Because Simon would've
wanted you to be there.

1307
01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:20,697
Oh, I see.

1308
01:21:20,798 --> 01:21:24,635
And when did, uh, Simon's
wishes become important?

1309
01:21:27,371 --> 01:21:29,040
- Bev.
- Simon would've

1310
01:21:29,139 --> 01:21:31,909
wanted me
to know my granddaughter.

1311
01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,210
I made a mistake.

1312
01:21:33,310 --> 01:21:35,579
A mistake?

1313
01:21:35,679 --> 01:21:39,951
No, buying twin sheets for
a queen-sized bed is a mistake.

1314
01:21:40,051 --> 01:21:42,552
Skipping your husband's funeral,

1315
01:21:42,653 --> 01:21:45,890
abandoning
his one living relative,

1316
01:21:45,990 --> 01:21:49,559
not allowing his mother
to know her own grandchild

1317
01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:52,295
when that is all
she has left in this world,

1318
01:21:52,396 --> 01:21:54,932
that is not a mistake.
1319
01:21:55,033 --> 01:21:56,733
That is an abomination.

1320
01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:58,268
Allowing you to know her?

1321
01:21:58,368 --> 01:21:59,536
You know where we live.
You could've just...

1322
01:21:59,636 --> 01:22:00,772
Hey, Carey.
Free sample?

1323
01:22:00,872 --> 01:22:02,205
Um...

1324
01:22:02,305 --> 01:22:04,408
no, I'm... I'm sorry... no thanks.

1325
01:22:05,076 --> 01:22:06,710
Cyrus, this is my, uh...

1326
01:22:08,578 --> 01:22:09,847
my...

1327
01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:13,316
Oh, no.

1328
01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:15,252
I'm not gonna do this.

1329
01:22:17,155 --> 01:22:18,923
You... you knew where to find us.

1330
01:22:19,423 --> 01:22:21,224
- Why didn't you just...
- Don't you dare...

1331
01:22:21,759 --> 01:22:23,226
put this on me.

1332
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,601
I'm sorry, I...
1333
01:22:32,369 --> 01:22:35,305
I... I... I was in shock,
Bev, I...

1334
01:22:37,274 --> 01:22:38,810
My son made a decision.

1335
01:22:39,676 --> 01:22:40,812
I respected it.

1336
01:22:40,912 --> 01:22:42,479
I understand that.

1337
01:22:42,579 --> 01:22:44,082
Now that I'm a mother
I understand a lot of things...

1338
01:22:44,182 --> 01:22:45,549
He was wrong.

1339
01:22:46,050 --> 01:22:47,451
We were wrong.

1340
01:22:50,454 --> 01:22:52,556
I wracked my brain
trying to figure this out.

1341
01:22:55,126 --> 01:22:57,227
I guess he was thinking that...

1342
01:22:57,327 --> 01:23:00,430
well, he didn't wanna
ruin everything.

1343
01:23:01,032 --> 01:23:02,265
He wanted...

1344
01:23:02,365 --> 01:23:04,334
life with you to stay the same.

1345
01:23:05,103 --> 01:23:06,269
We...

1346
01:23:06,369 --> 01:23:11,575
What you had
was rare and miraculous.

1347
01:23:12,609 --> 01:23:14,879
Maybe he was afraid
to tarnish it.

1348
01:23:29,227 --> 01:23:30,560
Here's your coffee.

1349
01:23:34,397 --> 01:23:36,500
What I did to you
was unforgiveable.

1350
01:23:37,467 --> 01:23:39,003
I think I just...

1351
01:23:41,105 --> 01:23:42,539
I...

1352
01:23:43,241 --> 01:23:45,042
I needed someone to...

1353
01:23:45,143 --> 01:23:46,543
To blame.

1354
01:23:48,846 --> 01:23:50,413
Yeah. Yeah.

1355
01:23:51,048 --> 01:23:52,415
So did I.

1356
01:23:57,188 --> 01:23:59,322
I would like to meet
my granddaughter.

1357
01:24:00,758 --> 01:24:03,460
You will. You can.
She knows all about you.

1358
01:24:04,195 --> 01:24:05,462
Oh, dear.

1359
01:24:05,830 --> 01:24:07,932
She knows
that you're Daddy's mom
1360
01:24:08,032 --> 01:24:11,269
and that you make
a world-famous pecan pie.

1361
01:24:11,368 --> 01:24:13,703
Uh, nah, I buy those.

1362
01:24:13,805 --> 01:24:15,840
Bu... but I can
always heat it up.

1363
01:24:20,044 --> 01:24:21,411
You look well.

1364
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:24,081
Thank you.

1365
01:24:30,221 --> 01:24:31,856
Is that your boyfriend?

1366
01:24:31,956 --> 01:24:35,458
No, he's... he's not my...
he's not my boyfriend.

1367
01:24:38,930 --> 01:24:42,499
I... I don't think
I can go to this.

1368
01:24:44,802 --> 01:24:45,970
Okay.

1369
01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:49,106
I have, um, tennis.

1370
01:24:49,207 --> 01:24:50,607
I'm taking lessons.

1371
01:24:51,809 --> 01:24:53,077
At... at night?

1372
01:24:53,845 --> 01:24:54,912
All the time.

1373
01:24:56,580 --> 01:25:00,885
Uh...
he's very persistent.

1374
01:25:05,256 --> 01:25:06,590
Um...

1375
01:25:07,657 --> 01:25:09,693
Oh, well, just... one second.

1376
01:25:12,797 --> 01:25:14,098
Be right back.

1377
01:25:15,599 --> 01:25:19,036
Hey, uh, can I call
you back in a... in a...

1378
01:25:23,241 --> 01:25:24,541
...a second?

1379
01:25:32,749 --> 01:25:34,584
She... so she's doing well?

1380
01:25:35,485 --> 01:25:37,154
Oh, that... okay.

1381
01:25:37,255 --> 01:25:39,156
Tha... thanks so much, Bill.
Yeah.

1382
01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:42,126
Alright I... I'll come by
and I'll pick her up tomorrow.

1383
01:25:42,927 --> 01:25:46,396
Okay. Alright, bye.

1384
01:25:47,397 --> 01:25:48,431
- She's good.
- Yeah?

1385
01:25:48,531 --> 01:25:49,767
- All good?
- Yeah.

1386
01:25:49,867 --> 01:25:50,902
- Good.
- Yeah.
1387
01:25:53,337 --> 01:25:54,604
Yeah.

1388
01:25:56,473 --> 01:25:57,808
Hi.

1389
01:26:09,287 --> 01:26:12,089
Whoa. Hey. Uh, um...

1390
01:26:14,392 --> 01:26:15,960
I'll show you upstairs.

1391
01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:17,128
Yeah.

1392
01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:20,064
So, this is Peanut's room.

1393
01:26:20,164 --> 01:26:21,399
It's, uh...

1394
01:26:21,498 --> 01:26:23,367
it used to be a makeshift office

1395
01:26:23,466 --> 01:26:25,303
and I would...
Yeah, um, but then-

1396
01:26:25,403 --> 01:26:28,239
and then I turned it
into the baby room.

1397
01:26:28,339 --> 01:26:30,540
The... the room...
Room for the baby.

1398
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,143
This is the bathroom, obviously.

1399
01:26:32,243 --> 01:26:35,745
Uh, so there's a...
A shower in there and, um...

1400
01:26:36,713 --> 01:26:38,748
a sink and a... a toilet.

1401
01:26:39,350 --> 01:26:40,851
This is the bedroom.

1402
01:26:47,724 --> 01:26:50,460
Um... it's been a while.

1403
01:26:52,629 --> 01:26:54,865
We 100 percent
don't have to do this.

1404
01:26:55,933 --> 01:26:57,134
But I want to.

1405
01:26:57,234 --> 01:26:58,501
- I want to.
- Yeah.

1406
01:26:58,601 --> 01:27:00,137
- Okay.
- Yes. I want to.

1407
01:27:17,654 --> 01:27:19,090
I have an idea.

1408
01:27:19,723 --> 01:27:21,158
- Whoa!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1409
01:27:21,258 --> 01:27:22,625
I'm so sorry.

1410
01:27:22,726 --> 01:27:24,128
That was a terrible idea.

1411
01:27:24,228 --> 01:27:26,330
- I just-I thought...
- We should, uh,

1412
01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:27,865
we should think less.

1413
01:27:31,902 --> 01:27:33,371
Fancy.
1414
01:30:09,692 --> 01:30:11,195
Pink heart?

1415
01:30:11,694 --> 01:30:13,097
And what else did you draw?

1416
01:30:14,865 --> 01:30:17,301
- Who's that there?
- It's Dad.

1417
01:30:17,401 --> 01:30:20,104
Oh, yeah? Is that Dad?

1418
01:30:20,905 --> 01:30:22,473
That's Daddy. Who's that?

1419
01:30:22,573 --> 01:30:25,009
- That's you.
- That's me.

1420
01:30:25,109 --> 01:30:26,243
Where are you?

1421
01:30:44,762 --> 01:30:46,363
Honey, I just got an idea.

1422
01:30:47,031 --> 01:30:49,333
I'm gonna go get...
Get a glue gun

1423
01:30:49,433 --> 01:30:51,835
and we're gonna put
sparkles on the letters.

1424
01:30:51,936 --> 01:30:53,270
Does that sound good?

1425
01:30:53,370 --> 01:30:55,072
Yeah? Okay.

1426
01:32:15,519 --> 01:32:18,922
Simon and I once agreed
that his 30th birthday

1427
01:32:19,023 --> 01:32:22,793
was the worst day
of our entire relationship.

1428
01:32:22,893 --> 01:32:24,094
Um...

1429
01:32:24,194 --> 01:32:25,996
I forgot that
it was his birthday,

1430
01:32:26,096 --> 01:32:29,166
and in an unforgiveable
reversal of roles,

1431
01:32:29,266 --> 01:32:31,335
he brought me breakfast in bed.

1432
01:32:31,835 --> 01:32:33,437
Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente,

1433
01:32:33,537 --> 01:32:35,072
just the way I like it.

1434
01:32:35,172 --> 01:32:37,941
Um... which I
proceeded to spill

1435
01:32:38,042 --> 01:32:40,444
onto our white, designer duvet.

1436
01:32:41,845 --> 01:32:43,782
I... I yelled at him...

1437
01:32:43,881 --> 01:32:46,150
for handing me my plate
before I was ready.

1438
01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:49,153
And he locked himself
in the study

1439
01:32:49,253 --> 01:32:51,689
and wrote a short story
about a Mexican witch.

1440
01:32:54,358 --> 01:32:55,626
Um...

1441
01:32:55,726 --> 01:32:57,161
when I realized
that I had forgotten

1442
01:32:57,261 --> 01:32:59,163
my husband's 30th birthday,

1443
01:32:59,263 --> 01:33:01,766
I decided to whip up
a surprise chocolate cake.

1444
01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:06,136
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed
my earring into the batter,

1445
01:33:06,236 --> 01:33:08,672
so Simon spent
the remainder of his birthday

1446
01:33:08,773 --> 01:33:10,541
having emergency dental surgery.

1447
01:33:22,553 --> 01:33:23,654
Oh, yeah?

1448
01:33:35,065 --> 01:33:37,468
- I'm so sorry.
- What do you mean?

1449
01:33:41,171 --> 01:33:42,774
- I can't.
- Okay.

1450
01:33:45,810 --> 01:33:47,244
I can't.

1451
01:33:54,284 --> 01:33:58,021
Simon brought this up
many times over many years.

1452
01:33:58,122 --> 01:34:03,227
But for some reason
I never actually apologized.

1453
01:34:03,327 --> 01:34:07,731
Oh, no, I can't. I can't.

1454
01:34:11,468 --> 01:34:13,003
Um...

1455
01:34:14,505 --> 01:34:16,740
I was never
very good at apologies.

1456
01:34:28,986 --> 01:34:31,488
I swore off men
after the cancer.

1457
01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:33,157
Oh, my God.

1458
01:34:33,257 --> 01:34:34,958
- I didn't know you...
- Oh, no, not the disease.

1459
01:34:35,058 --> 01:34:36,795
That's what I call
my ex-husband.

1460
01:34:38,262 --> 01:34:40,097
So, you see,
I am hardly the person

1461
01:34:40,197 --> 01:34:42,834
to ask for romantic advice.

1462
01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:45,369
Oh, I'm not...
I'm not looking for...

1463
01:34:46,771 --> 01:34:49,573
it's casual with me and Owen.

1464
01:34:49,673 --> 01:34:51,308
Uh-huh.

1465
01:34:52,443 --> 01:34:54,645
Give me that.
It's mine.

1466
01:34:54,745 --> 01:34:56,447
Hey, honey. Gentle.

1467
01:34:59,249 --> 01:35:00,717
The boy started it.

1468
01:35:02,686 --> 01:35:04,087
You know, I...

1469
01:35:05,522 --> 01:35:07,024
I have to wonder.

1470
01:35:08,325 --> 01:35:10,127
What do you think
would've happened

1471
01:35:10,227 --> 01:35:13,530
if you had died
and Simon had lived?

1472
01:35:14,965 --> 01:35:16,901
He would've been a great parent,

1473
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,335
for starters.

1474
01:35:18,903 --> 01:35:20,404
Better than I am.

1475
01:35:20,839 --> 01:35:22,306
She's a wonderful girl.

1476
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,975
Simon would've moved on,

1477
01:35:25,075 --> 01:35:26,510
that's for sure.

1478
01:35:28,345 --> 01:35:30,214
But everything
would've been different.

1479
01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:32,917
I would've told him
about the aneurysm.
1480
01:35:33,550 --> 01:35:35,486
We would've got
through it together.

1481
01:35:36,253 --> 01:35:38,255
We would've had a plan,
you know?

1482
01:35:40,023 --> 01:35:42,359
All Simon ever thought about,

1483
01:35:42,459 --> 01:35:45,162
all he cared about, was you.

1484
01:35:47,866 --> 01:35:49,166
So, just...

1485
01:35:49,266 --> 01:35:50,768
go after what you want.

1486
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,408
Thanks for doing this.

1487
01:35:59,576 --> 01:36:01,745
- I know it's a bit weird.
- It's not weird.

1488
01:36:03,347 --> 01:36:04,782
- It's not weird?
- Nah.

1489
01:36:04,883 --> 01:36:06,450
- Is it weird?
- Nah.

1490
01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,753
It's totally normal.

1491
01:36:09,854 --> 01:36:11,154
The guy I'm sleeping with

1492
01:36:11,255 --> 01:36:12,790
playing guitar
at my husband's wake?

1493
01:36:15,359 --> 01:36:17,127
Guy you're sleeping with, huh?

1494
01:36:18,997 --> 01:36:20,430
Ouch.

1495
01:36:21,866 --> 01:36:23,400
You know what I mean.

1496
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,535
Yeah.

1497
01:36:24,635 --> 01:36:26,403
W... we should
move these off the stage.

1498
01:36:26,503 --> 01:36:28,272
- Owen.
- I want you to hear

1499
01:36:28,372 --> 01:36:30,207
what it sounds like up here
with the monitors on, okay?

1500
01:36:35,512 --> 01:36:39,216
Stop. No, no.
You know what I mean.

1501
01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:41,618
Come here.

1502
01:36:50,193 --> 01:36:51,595
I'm an A-hole.

1503
01:36:55,934 --> 01:36:57,334
Maybe a tiny one.

1504
01:36:59,938 --> 01:37:02,539
A tiny A-hole?
Is that worse or better?

1505
01:37:02,639 --> 01:37:04,641
I mean, it's... it's like this.

1506
01:37:06,209 --> 01:37:07,979
It's not good.
1507
01:37:08,512 --> 01:37:10,113
Can we please
not think about it.

1508
01:37:10,213 --> 01:37:12,115
I don't wanna think about.

1509
01:37:13,750 --> 01:37:15,787
I'm sorry.

1510
01:37:28,766 --> 01:37:29,934
What are you humming?

1511
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,235
- Hm?
- What are you humming?

1512
01:37:34,005 --> 01:37:35,172
What is that?

1513
01:37:35,272 --> 01:37:37,407
It's stuck in my head.
I, uh...

1514
01:37:38,076 --> 01:37:41,511
I have been playing around
with some lyrics

1515
01:37:41,612 --> 01:37:43,580
and I thought that we could,

1516
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:46,516
uh, maybe... maybe sing it last.

1517
01:37:46,617 --> 01:37:49,286
So, you've been playing
around with lyrics to my song?

1518
01:37:51,856 --> 01:37:53,390
Huh? Hm?

1519
01:37:53,490 --> 01:37:55,225
- Isn't that a collaboration?
- Shh. Shh.
1520
01:37:55,325 --> 01:37:57,661
I think, technically,
that would be called...

1521
01:38:10,108 --> 01:38:11,575
God, I love you.

1522
01:38:22,719 --> 01:38:23,888
Um...

1523
01:38:30,661 --> 01:38:31,829
um...

1524
01:38:31,929 --> 01:38:34,364
if, uh, if you wanna back out,
I understand.

1525
01:38:34,464 --> 01:38:36,034
I can accompany myself.

1526
01:38:36,134 --> 01:38:37,668
No, you can't.

1527
01:38:37,769 --> 01:38:40,637
Owen, it is too soon to be
telling each other that we...

1528
01:38:40,737 --> 01:38:42,073
You introduced me
to your daughter.

1529
01:38:42,472 --> 01:38:43,808
You showed up to my house.

1530
01:38:43,908 --> 01:38:45,175
Don't do that.

1531
01:38:45,275 --> 01:38:46,710
So, what... what?

1532
01:38:46,811 --> 01:38:49,013
Is this not going anywhere,
or are we just screwing?

1533
01:38:49,113 --> 01:38:50,447
Screwing?

1534
01:38:51,748 --> 01:38:53,183
What?

1535
01:38:54,351 --> 01:38:55,920
Y... you make it sound
like we're...

1536
01:38:56,020 --> 01:38:57,454
Having an affair?

1537
01:38:58,022 --> 01:38:59,957
That's what it feels like.

1538
01:39:00,058 --> 01:39:01,358
We are having an affair.

1539
01:39:01,926 --> 01:39:04,428
Don't you understand that?
I am cheating on him.

1540
01:39:04,528 --> 01:39:06,530
He's dead, Carey. He's gone.

1541
01:39:06,630 --> 01:39:08,365
Don't say stuff like that.

1542
01:39:08,465 --> 01:39:10,367
It's true,
it's been three years,

1543
01:39:10,467 --> 01:39:12,235
- and pain for you...
- If you say move on,

1544
01:39:12,335 --> 01:39:14,471
I will punch you in the crotch.

1545
01:39:14,571 --> 01:39:16,273
I was gonna say be happy.

1546
01:39:20,243 --> 01:39:23,280
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
1547
01:39:24,381 --> 01:39:26,583
But you have nothing
to feel guilty about.

1548
01:39:31,621 --> 01:39:32,757
I regret it.

1549
01:39:33,991 --> 01:39:35,059
Okay?

1550
01:39:35,726 --> 01:39:39,496
I regret giving you my card
and I regret sleeping with you.

1551
01:39:39,596 --> 01:39:41,698
- That's nice. Thanks.
- No, you're amazing.

1552
01:39:41,799 --> 01:39:43,300
You... you...

1553
01:39:44,869 --> 01:39:47,671
do things...
That's not the point.

1554
01:39:47,772 --> 01:39:48,940
I'm so...

1555
01:39:50,307 --> 01:39:52,309
Everything was going so well.

1556
01:39:53,077 --> 01:39:54,311
My job was fine.

1557
01:39:54,411 --> 01:39:56,513
I'm a reasonably good mother.

1558
01:39:56,613 --> 01:39:58,216
I don't cry every day.

1559
01:39:58,315 --> 01:40:01,251
It took me
so long to find my way,

1560
01:40:01,351 --> 01:40:02,586
and when I'm with you I just-

1561
01:40:02,686 --> 01:40:05,422
I feel like I'm... I'm lost.

1562
01:40:06,023 --> 01:40:07,557
What's wrong with being lost?

1563
01:40:23,740 --> 01:40:25,575
As many of you know,

1564
01:40:25,675 --> 01:40:28,645
today would've been
Simon's 40th birthday.

1565
01:40:29,746 --> 01:40:32,183
I would probably have
teased him for being old.

1566
01:40:32,984 --> 01:40:36,020
But he was also, undeniably,
much too young.

1567
01:40:38,055 --> 01:40:39,589
Um, before we finish off

1568
01:40:39,689 --> 01:40:42,193
I would like to thank
this amazing man, Owen.

1569
01:40:43,995 --> 01:40:46,563
For playing
and singing so beautifully.

1570
01:40:46,663 --> 01:40:48,598
I couldn't have
done this without him.

1571
01:40:49,267 --> 01:40:50,667
Any of it.

1572
01:40:53,271 --> 01:40:57,942
Uh, it's been three years
since Simon and I started this.

1573
01:40:58,042 --> 01:41:01,344
I'm half proud
and half horrified to say that,

1574
01:41:01,444 --> 01:41:03,446
even after throwing this party,

1575
01:41:03,547 --> 01:41:06,217
it still contains 2700 dollars.

1576
01:41:08,685 --> 01:41:10,888
The remainder of which will
go towards a vacation

1577
01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:13,991
for myself and my daughter,
Gretchen.

1578
01:41:14,457 --> 01:41:16,260
- Aw.
- Gretchen, it...

1579
01:41:16,359 --> 01:41:19,329
How old are you?
How old are you, Peanut?

1580
01:41:22,233 --> 01:41:23,600
Close enough. Yeah.

1581
01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,435
Um...

1582
01:41:29,739 --> 01:41:31,976
last but not least, uh...

1583
01:41:32,642 --> 01:41:34,779
I would like to thank Simon...

1584
01:41:35,478 --> 01:41:38,816
for bringing joy
into my life for 12 years.

1585
01:41:39,516 --> 01:41:42,552
And the lives of everyone
he met for 37 years.

1586
01:41:44,554 --> 01:41:46,356
Happy birthday, my love.

1587
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,770
[Simon exhales sharply

1588
01:42:03,373 --> 01:42:04,942
Hey.

1589
01:42:05,977 --> 01:42:07,111
Hi.

1590
01:42:07,211 --> 01:42:08,745
When did you get home?

1591
01:42:10,014 --> 01:42:12,884
Since when did you take
afternoon naps, old timer?

1592
01:42:12,984 --> 01:42:14,085
Hm.

1593
01:42:16,153 --> 01:42:18,388
I had a wicked headache.

1594
01:42:18,789 --> 01:42:20,091
Wicked.

1595
01:42:28,165 --> 01:42:29,633
Are you okay now?

1596
01:42:31,735 --> 01:42:32,837
Yeah.

1597
01:42:35,006 --> 01:42:36,573
Are yous okay?

1598
01:42:37,808 --> 01:42:39,877
Did, uh, today's headache damage

1599
01:42:39,977 --> 01:42:41,979
the grammatical part
of your brain?

1600
01:42:46,183 --> 01:42:48,019
Oh, yes.
1601
01:42:48,518 --> 01:42:49,987
We's is fine.

1602
01:42:51,022 --> 01:42:52,189
Me and Rachel.

1603
01:42:52,290 --> 01:42:53,891
- Gretchen.
- Rachel.

1604
01:42:54,591 --> 01:42:56,861
Too tired to fight.

1605
01:42:56,961 --> 01:42:58,628
Score!

1606
01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:13,443
Well, if anything
ever happens to me...

1607
01:43:13,543 --> 01:43:15,313
I'm not having
this conversation.

1608
01:43:15,413 --> 01:43:17,281
I want you to take
a vow of celibacy.

1609
01:43:21,685 --> 01:43:24,255
You are the love
of my life, you asshole.

1610
01:43:24,789 --> 01:43:26,623
That's five dollars, please.

1611
01:43:26,723 --> 01:43:30,227
It's in the kitchen,
and it's already full, so...

1612
01:43:33,331 --> 01:43:34,564
I wouldn't want you to be alone,

1613
01:43:34,664 --> 01:43:36,033
you know that, right?
1614
01:43:41,205 --> 01:43:45,843
I swear I will never,
ever love anyone else.

1615
01:43:50,815 --> 01:43:52,016
Hm...

1616
01:44:48,873 --> 01:44:50,107
Lost.

1616
01:44:51,305 --> 01:45:51,647
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.