0% found this document useful (0 votes)
19K views18 pages

Budhe Tailor Ne Muje Choda

Purvi wants to get a blouse stitched for her wedding anniversary but the blouse she got from a boutique was ill-fitting. She complains to the boutique owner who promises to get it fixed. However, Purvi is still unhappy. Pooja, Purvi's sister-in-law, suggests they visit a tailor named Karim who lives in a slum area but warns he may be untrustworthy. Purvi insists they invite Karim to their home to stitch the blouse so he won't get the wrong idea. Pooja remains hesitant but agrees to Purvi's plan.

Uploaded by

KING96
Copyright
© © All Rights Reserved
We take content rights seriously. If you suspect this is your content, claim it here.
Available Formats
Download as TXT, PDF, TXT or read online on Scribd
0% found this document useful (0 votes)
19K views18 pages

Budhe Tailor Ne Muje Choda

Purvi wants to get a blouse stitched for her wedding anniversary but the blouse she got from a boutique was ill-fitting. She complains to the boutique owner who promises to get it fixed. However, Purvi is still unhappy. Pooja, Purvi's sister-in-law, suggests they visit a tailor named Karim who lives in a slum area but warns he may be untrustworthy. Purvi insists they invite Karim to their home to stitch the blouse so he won't get the wrong idea. Pooja remains hesitant but agrees to Purvi's plan.

Uploaded by

KING96
Copyright
© © All Rights Reserved
We take content rights seriously. If you suspect this is your content, claim it here.
Available Formats
Download as TXT, PDF, TXT or read online on Scribd
You are on page 1/ 18

purvi aur arun mehra ke shaadi ki saalgira kuch hi dino me thi.

us program ke liye
purvi bahot achhe tarike se sajna – savarna chahati thi.shaadi ke baad se wo jada
tar saadi hi pahanati thi.marrige anniversery ke liye ussne khoob shooping ki thi.
wo jis aalishan mall me shooping kar rahi thi wo mall uske father- in- law ka tha.
wo mall south delhi ka ek famous mall tha . usne bahut ki khoobstrat saadi purchse
ki thi lagbhag 75 thousand ki. saab shooping hone ke baad usne usi maal ke ek bade
aur famous beautiq mai blouse daala hoo tha.
aab kuch hi dino mai uske shaddi ki saalgira thi. us beautique wale ne kuch din
baad purvi ka blouse uske ghar mai bhej diya.
Jab purvi ne wo blouse try kiya tho uska gussa 7ve aasman wala ban gaya tha.wo
blouse backless,sleevlesstha aur deep neck wala tha.lekin jab beautiq wale ne jab
purvi ko diya tha wo pura bigada hua tha. uska deep neck bahot loose hone ke wajase
uske 36′ boobs bahar se saaf dikh rahe the. us blouse ki fitting bahot loose ban
gayi thi.

is gusse ke sath purvi us shooping maal me enter karati hai aur beautiq mai gus
jati hai
purvi- yaha ki owner kaha hai
ladki- madam, hamne aap ka blouse aapke ghar bhej diya hai
purvi- firse puchati hai- owner kaha hai ( wo bahut guse mai thi)
ladaki- madam problm kya hai, blouse mai kuch gadbad huyi hai kya
purvi-( wo gusse me bahot jor se bolati hai) mera blouse kis haramkhor tailor ne
mera blouse stitch kiya tha. usne isse pahale kabhi blouse stitch nahi kiya tha kya
ye sunkar shop ki owner aa jati hai
owner- sorry madam , kya hua
humse kuch galati hui thi kya
purvi- ye blouse dekh lo aur mera measurement dekh lo , aap ko pata chal jayega
tab owner measurement dekh leti hai. tab use pata chal jata hai ki record ki
measurement aur blouse ke measurement mai bahoot gadbad hai
owner- madam , i am extermally sorry, wo tailor ne gadbad ki . hum aap ko dusara
blouse stitch karke de denge
purvi- kya , isko aur bigadoge
owner – nahi madam, hum aapko naya blose stitch karke de denge
purvi- iss saddi wala blouse uniq tha, dusra blouse aapko kahase milega aapko
mai aab pappa ko hi phone lagati hoo aur aap ka shop is mall mai se baand karathi
hoo

owner- madam , i am extermally sorry, wo tailor ne gadbad ki . hum aap ko dusara


blouse stitch karke de denge
purvi- kya , isko aur bigadoge
owner – nahi madam, hum aapko naya blose stitch karke de denge
purvi- iss saddi wala blouse uniq tha, dusra blouse aapko kahase milega aapko
mai aab pappa ko hi phone lagati hoo aur aap ka shop is mall mai se baand karathi
hoo
ye sunate hi shop owner ki hava gool ho jati hai kyon ki wo shop bhi usne rent pe
li thi purvey ke father – in-law se
tab tak phone lag chuka tha kantisheth ko, purvi ne sab baat bata di thi tab
kantishethpahale to purvi ko samaja rahe the ki dusri sadi le lo aur baad me blouse
stitches ke liye daal do lekin purvi maan nahi rahi thi .Tab kantisheth ne shop
owner ko bahut bhalla bura kah kar takit di ki purvi ko us saadi wala hi blouse
piece purchase karva do nahi to tumari khair nahi.
kantisheth se darr kar shop owner ne purvi ko promise kiya ki wahi blouse piece
unko lakar ghar pe bhijva denge. Tab phir se pappa se baat karne ke baad hi purvi
shant ho kar ghar jane ko nikal gayi lekin jate- jate apne husband arun ko phone
laga kar saara waakiya bata diya tab uske husband ne shop owner ko call karke phir
ek baar dhamakaya.

kuch der me purvi ghar pe pahunch chuki thi.Ghar par aate hi


pooja- bhabhi blouse dikhavo na , ho gaya na thik
purvi- jale pe namak mat chidkao aap kya hua bhabhi
purvi- (gusse se ) kya hona tha , wo kharab ho gaya tha na , us shop wale ne dusara
blouse piece deta hoo aise bola hai
pooja- aab wo kapda kab aayega aur aap kis tailer se usko stitch karvavoge
purvi- aap mujpe hasiye mat

Tab tak arun ghar par pahunch jata hai


lata( purvi ki mother- in – law )-
pooja usko chidana mat , wo pahale se hi upset he
aapne bhabhi ko help kar, ek accha sa tailor search karne me madad kar
arun- tum ek acche sister-in-law jaise behave karo
purvi- aur aap ek husband jaise behave karo
arun- aab maine kya kiya
purvi- aap muje pahale nahi bata sakate the us tailor ke baare mai , aapne hi muje
us beautiq ke baare me bataya tha
arun- muje kya pata tha
purvi- arun-aab ro mat pooja dondh lengi, usko dusra kya kaam hai….. hamesha market
mai hi ghumate rahte hai

pooja- sochate hui aur confuse hote hue


lata- pooja tum aab kya soch rahi ho
pooja- aapne shakal choti karati hue

ek aadmi hai , mere ek friend ne bola tha,


uski bhabhi us aadmi ke yaha se aapna blouse stitch kiya tha…………..
par……..
lata aur purvi ek hi baar bolati hai-
par kya???????????
pooja- wo ek slum area mai rahata hai ….. 50 saal ka buddha hai…….uska koi shop
nahi hai ……. aapne ghar par hi ho ladies tailoring karata hai ……
purvi – ( choota sa moo karate hui)
wo kya modren tarike se blouse stitch karega
pooja- aisa mat kaho bhabhi…….
mere friend kah rahi thi ki uska modern tarike ke sab style pata hai, aap jaisa
chahoge waisa blouse sila dega ………
but………..
purvi – aab but kya hai
pooja- bhabhi waha jane ke liye ek gandi naali se jana padata hai……. waha bahoot
saari gaandgi hai
arun- to kya hua use yaha bula lete hai
pooja- bhaiya wo bahot ghamdi hai …..
wo yaha nahi aayega
arun- uska baap bhi aayega…. kantisheth mehra ka naam sunke har ghunda -daku aayega
wo kyon nahi aayega
pooja- wo to hai bhaiya….
arun- tum muje uska naam aur area batao mai usko yaha bula lunga , aapne pyare wife
ke liye eetana to mai kar sakata hoo
purvi- thanks
pooja- mai aapne friends se call karke uska naam aur number lati hoo
arun- jaise hi naam ur number milega muje bhijava do………
mai aab ja raha hoo …. muje kaam hai

Tab lata aur purvi aapne room mai chale jate hai
pooja aapne friends ko call karke us tailor ke baare mai pata karva thi hai
aur purvi ke room chali jati hai

pooja- ( thodasa mayus hote hui)


purvi- kya number nahi mila kya
pooja- bhabhi number mila
purvi- phir ye choota moo kyon kar rahi hoo
pooja- mere friend kah rahi thi ki aap uske paas mat jao…… wo accha nahi hai
purvi- abhi tak to aap kah rahi thi ki wo achha tailor hai
pooja- bhabhi wo tailor achha hai lekin aadmi achha nahi hai…..
muje pahale mere friends ne uske baare mai bataya tha par maa aur bhaiya ke saamne
mai aapko bata nahi sakati thi
purvi- kya?????????
pooja- bahbhi mai kaise batau aab aapko
purvi- jo bhi hai wo
pooja- mere friends ko lagata hai ki us tailor aur mere friends ki bhabhi ke beech
kuch tha
purvi- kya????????
pooja- haa bhabhi….. aur uske baad wo tailor karim ne mere friends ko bhi try mara
tha
purvi- wo kaise
pooja- mere friends ko dress stitch karne ke liye aapne shop bulaya tha aur
measurement lene ke bahane use seduce karna chahata tha

Aab purvi thodi confuse ho gayi thi


pooja- ha bhabhi …. is liye mere friends kah rahi thi ki wo tailor ek number hai
lekin aadmi ek number ka kamina hai….

thodi der purvi sochati hai aur toilet chali jati hai…..
bahar aane ke baad wo pooja se bolati hai — jane do… dusara koi doondh lenge

pooja apne room mai chali jate hai.


evening tak purvi aur pooja dono aapne friends aur relative ko call karke kuch 2- 3
tailors ka address le late hai aur waha dono chali jati hai. Lekin wo dono kahi
satisfy nahi hoti hai… kahi jag par time ka problem tha to kahi jag par style ka
problem tha . Aakhir pooja aur purvi pareshan hokar aapni car mai baith jate hai.
Wo ek aalishan benz car thi
…….

purvi- mai soch rahi hoo ki……


pooja- bhabhi aap socho hi mat
purvi – agar hum acche hai to hume aage wala kaise bigad sakata hai
pooja- bahbhi aap sach bol raho hoo, lekin risk lene ke liye mera mann nahi kar
raha hai
purvi- agar wo suchmuch ek accha tailor hai to hum jada risk nahi lenge
pooja- matlab?????
purvi- usko hum aapne ghar bula lenge, aapne ghar me kuch karane ki uski himat nahi
hogi aur mai aapna readymade blouse de denogi, measurement lene ka sawal hi nahi
aayega
pooji- bhabhi jo bhi karana hai wo aap soch samaj kar kariyega, mai issme kuch nahi
kahongi
purvi – tho thik hai us tailor ko bula lenge
pooja- thik hai

aab wo ghar wapas aa jate hai

ghar me aa jane ke baad wo dono pooja ke room mai baith kar baate kar rahe the
purvi- uska naam karim hai na
pooja- ha bhabhi, jaise mere friend ne bataya
purvi- aap ne kabhi unko dekha hai kya
pooja- kya bhabhi, mai kaise aur kyon milungi use
purvi- mera matlab kabhi aapne friends ke saath ya photo ya aur kuch
pooja- nahi bhabhi, aur uske dikhane ka hame kya karna hai aur mere friend ne bola
tha ki lagbhag 50 saal ka hoga
purvi- to darne ki kya baat hai, 50 saal ka buddha hamara kya bigadega
pooja- bhabhi budde hi jyada kamine hote hai, bahut tagurba hota hai une
purvi- bahot experience lagta haia aapko buddho ka
pooja- kya bhabhi , mai to aise hi bol rahi thi

ghar me aa jane ke baad wo dono pooja ke room mai baith kar baate kar rahe the
purvi- uska naam karim hai na
pooja- ha bhabhi, jaise mere friend ne bataya
purvi- aap ne kabhi unko dekha hai kya
pooja- kya bhabhi, mai kaise aur kyon milungi use
purvi- mera matlab kabhi aapne friends ke saath ya photo ya aur kuch
pooja- nahi bhabhi, aur uske dikhane ka hame kya karna hai aur mere friend ne bola
tha ki lagbhag 50 saal ka hoga
purvi- to darne ki kya baat hai, 50 saal ka buddha hamara kya bigadega
pooja- bhabhi budde hi jyada kamine hote hai, bahut tagurba hota hai une
purvi- bahot experience lagta haia aapko buddho ka
pooja- kya bhabhi , mai to aise hi bol rahi thi
purvi- mai bhi majak kar rahi thi pooja didi
pooja- ha ha ha purvi- wo kaha rahata hai
pooja- wo aapne maal ke side se ek chotisi gali jati hai waha ek slum area hai ,
karimnagar, waha rahata hai
purvi- aapne ghar mai he uska shop hai kya
pooja- bhabhi, muje utana jada pata nahi hai , aane ke baad taasaalise usko puch
lena
purvi- ha punch lungi lekin aap naaraj mat hoo muj par
pooja- mai kyon naraj hogi aapko
purvi- jada der tak usko ruka liya tho
pooja- jada der tak ruka logi to aap ko hi problem create hogi
purvi- jada information lene hogi to usko jada time rukana hoga na

tab dono haas padti hai tabhi pooja aapni kaamwali padma ko aawaj de deti hai

padma
EK 40 saal ki aurat thi, ekdam bhari hue badan ki maalkin thi. Raang sawala tha,
height 5’6 thi, figure 36-34-38 thi , ekdam chuulbul kisma ki aurat thi

pooja- padma , paani aur chai lana


padma- ji didije
thodi der mai padma paani lati hai, tab wo karim kai baare mai hi baat kar rahi thi
thodi der baad padma chai lati hai
purvi- wo blouse acche se sila dega na
pooja- ha bhabhi
tabhi purvi padma ki taraf dekh kar kahati hai
purvi- tum bhi karimnagar mai hi rahati ho na
padma- ha bahuraniji
pooja- to karim tailor ko janati hogi na
karim tailor ka naam sunate hi padma aapne jagah pe uchhal jati hai
wo sochti hai ki us kamine se inn dono ka kya kaam pad gaya hoga
wo karim ko acche tarike se janati thi, wo uske ghar ke pichali gali mai hi rahati
thi. karim ne use bhi ek do baar thoka tha

padam- ji mai janati hoo na


purvi- uska naam sunate hi itani uchali kyon tum
padma- wo kya hai na , mai samaj nahi paayi ki aap jaise bade logo ka us mamuli
tailor se kya kaam aa gaya hoga
( actually wo samaj chuki thi ki us tailor se unka kya kaam hoga. usko bhi bahut
dino se karim se milana tha lekin iss bunglow mai bahot kaam hone se wo karim kai
paas ja nahi paa rahi thi. wo tabhi samaj gayi thi ki jab wo paani dene aayi thi
tabhi usne karim tailor aur karimnagar ke baare mai suna tha. usko bhi ek baar
karim se chudane ki ichha ho rahi thi, uska 10′ louda use yaad aa raha tha)

purvi- wo accha tailor hai na


padma- ha bahurani, wo bahut accha tailor hai
pooja- wo aadmi kaisa hai
padma- didiji , aab hum kya bole accha hi hai…..
purvi- thik tarike se batao
padma- aisa hai bahurani wo bahut achha tailor hai, aap ke bade se bade beautiq mai
jo blouse stitch nahi kiya jayega utana achha aur modern tarike se wo stitch
karega. wo kya bolate hai na……………………………………………….. deep neck, sleevless sur backless
wo stitch karega ….. lekin bahuraani………….
( wo sochati hai batao ki nahi

pooja- lekin kya…..


padma- humane aap ke yaha ka namak khaya hai , hamari roji roti aap ke wajase
chalti hai….
purvi- baate mat banao….. jo sach hai wo batao
padma- wo hamare karimnagar mai bahut badnaam hai…sharab aur aurat ki wajah
se…………………………..
utana hi kamina bhi hai, aap jara sambhal ke rahiye nahito aap ko bhi barbaad kar
dega
……… jada bola hoga to maaf kar dena

Aaab purvi aur pooja dono aur jada confuse ho jhati hai
thodi der bad

pooja- bhabhi aab kya kare, isne thi jada dara hi de diya
purvi- kuch nahi hoga…. hamara kaam thode der ka hi hai … aap muje uska number de
dejiye ga , hum aapke bhaiya ko call karke bata denge
aab pooja ne karim ka number purvi ko de diya
purvi arun ka number laga rahi thi lekin uska mobile switch off aa raha tha tab
pooja ne hi try kiya lekin mobile switch off hi aa raha tha

1 hour try karne ke baad dono ne socha ki agar arun ka phone nahi lagata to khud hi
karim ko call karati hai

Raat ke 8:30 baj chuke the


karim aapne mahol mai tha. Is time karim har roj daru chadaye hota hai aur aapne
kisi item ke ghar me hota hai ya full daru chadaye hota hai.
Karim ek nehati bigada hua sharbhi aur shbab ka shouck rakhane wala aadmi tha,
aapne yaha aane wale bahot saare aurat aur ladki ko seduce karke usko chodna aur
unke paise pe aayashi karana uska kaam tha

usne abhi tak 4 shadiya ki thi usmese do bibiya gujar chuki thi aur 2 uske sath
rahati thi. Wo do bibibi kuch nahi bol sakati thi karim ke saamne. uski umar 50
thi, height- 6’1 thi , uski body average thi, iss umar mai bhi uska peth bahar nahi
nikala tha.

aab wo bahut nashe mai tha


purvi ne aapne mobile se 2-3 baar call kiya karim ko lekin uska phone bhi switch
off hi aaya tha
purvi- lagata hai aaj ka din hi kharab hai
pooja- bhbhi ji , upset mat ho , thide der ke baad try karo call lag jayege
mai jara bahar jake aati hoo

purvi 10- 15 minute ke baad karim ko call karti hai


is baar call connect ho jata hai

purvi- hello
karim- bol raand …… kya chal raha hai
purvi- mai purvi mehra bol rahi hu
karim- to raand kaha chodne aaho tume, tumare ghar aa jau ya kise hotel mai
purvi- tum kya baat kar rahe hooo, mai purvi arun mehra bol rahi hoo,MLA kantisheth
mehra ki bahu bol rahi hoo
( kantisheth ka naam sunte hi karim ki aadi sharab utar jati hai,…. tab wo samj
jata hai ki wo koi naya custmer hai ur wo kantisheth mehra ke ghar se. wo aapne
jagah se khada ho jata hai….
karim- ha to bolo na….
purvi- aap kaise gandi baat kar rahe the
karim- wo maine aap ko paihachana nahi… mai aapko dusra hi koi samaj baith gaya
………
aap ka kaam kya hai
purvi- muje ek sleevless, backless, deep neck wala blouse stitch karna hai
karim- kaal aa ke maap de dena
purvi- aap hamare ghar aa kar measurement leke jana
karim- mai kisike ghar aata nahi hoo …….agar aap ko jarurat hai to mere yaha aakar
maap de jana
purvi- tume pata hai na tum kis se baat kar raha hoo…..
mai agar ye baat mere pati ya husband se bol du to kya hoga pata hai na
karim- mai nahi aa sakata…… koi bhi hoga tho
purvi- to tum nahi aaoge na
karim- ha ha
tabhi purvi bahar apne husband arun ki aur aapne sasur kantisheth ki aawaj sunati
hai……….. aur gusse se mobile cut karate hai

udar karim sochta hai jane do koi bhi hoga tho…………


mai kise se nahi darata
aab purvi bahar gusse haal me chali aati hi. uska chera dekhkar kantisheth samaj
jate hai ki blouse ka matter abhi tak solve nahi hua hai

kantisheth- kya hua purvi…. tailor nahi mila kya


pu- mila papa, lekin wo measurement lene yaha nahi aa raha hai
kanti- mere ghar aane ko kon mana kar sakata hai
arun- mai usko dekhta hoo
kanti- aru tum ruko, kon hai wo
tab tak paani leke padma aa jati hai
padma- bade sahab, wo hamare karimnagar ke karim chacha hai…. thoda thede hai
kanti- uska number de do mai dekhta hoo
purvi tab tak kantisheth ko number de deti hai
kanti us number ko aapne phone se call kartha hai
kanti- mai MLA kantisheth bol raha hoo karim- hello, shethji
kanti- karim tailor, tu mere bahu ko kya bola re
( karim aab sochane lagta hai ki lagata hai us raand ne sab kuch bata diya kya …..
aab kanti ke gunde maar denge shayad … daaru kuch jada hi ho gayi shyad…)
karim- kuch nahi shethji, mai tho aap ka naukar hoo, jo aap kaho wo kar doonga
kanti- kya kuch nahi….. tu yaha aane ko nahi bol raha tha na …. haramkhor waha mere
aadmi bhej do kya
( aab karim ki jaan me jan aa gayi.. wo samaj gaya ki us raand ne aadha hi bata
diya hai…. achha hua … wo utani bhi buri nahi hai … thodi ghamandi lagati hai….
dekhate hai kal kaishi dikhati hai raand)
karim- nahi sheth ji mai kal subah aap ke ghar aa jaunga

kanti- tho thik hai kal aa jana aur mere bahu purvi jaise kahe waise hi blouse bana
dena ……. gadbad mat karna …. muje koi complan nahi chahiye… samaje
karim- ji , waise hi hoga jaise purvi madam chahegi

kantisheth purvi ko bolata hai wo kal morning aa jayega


purvi aab khush ho jati hai
next day karim ki morning jaldi hi ho gayi thi.uska pehrav normal hi tha, baath
karne ke baad ek blue shirt usne pehan liya tha, wo jada maile bi na thi na jada
clean bhi nahi thi. uppar ka frist button wo kabhi nahi lagata tha. uski pant ek
purani white pant pahan leta hai. aur sar par ek typical muslim cap pahan lata
hai.uske paas ek purani black java wali bike thi , jo use bahot pasand thi, uspe se
wo kantisheth ke ghar pahunch jata hai, morning ke 9:30 ko

kantisheth ka ghar ek bada sa bunglow tha. uske watchmen bade sakt nature ke the .

watchmen- kaha ja raha hai aandar , budhe


karim- buddha hoga tera baap……………
muje sheth ne bulaya hai….. karim tailor naam hai hamara
watchmen- thik hai punch leta hoo
watchmen ander call lagata hai, padma call uata lete hai
padma- use aander bhej do
Budda Trailor ne muje choda

karim aander aa jata hai . porch mai he use padma mil jate hai
karim- aare raand tu idar kaise
pad- mai yaha kaam karati hoo
yaha jara dhire bol….. jara achhe boli bol…… ye aapna karimnagar nahi hai
karim- muje kuch farak nahi padata ………
tu to bahot fataka ban gayi hai …lagata hai ek baar chodana hi padega
pad- itane din yaad nahi aayi kya mere
( tab karim padma ke paas aa jata hai aur uske piche khada ho jata hai…)
karim- yaad to bahot aayi raand….lekin kya karo tu kaha kaam karati pata hi nahi
tha
( tab pichhe haat daal ke karim sadi aur blouse ke uppar se hi uske aam ko jor se
daba leta hai)
padma- aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaa ….. jara dhire se kamine…. koi sun lega yaha

tab karim ek tarak dono hato se dono aam daba tha hai aur dusari aur uske peth ko
chum leta hai
padma- karim yyyyyyyyyaaaahaaaaa nahi………………pppppllllllzzzzzeeee………
ddddddddddhhhhirrrrre
seeeeee…… koi dekhhhh lega
tab karim ek haath sadi ke uppar se choot ke uppar le jata hai

karim- yee purvi kon hai


pad- hamari choti malkin hai
karim- kaisa maal hai
padma- tu aapne aadat nahi chodega na
wo bahot achhe hai..
karim- maal kaisa hai
padma- dikhane me bahot khubasurat hai….. jo bhi karna hai soch samaj ke karana ….
nahi to sheth ke hato se bahot maar kayega
tab karim padma ke choot ko jordar masal deta hai saadi ke uppar se…… tabhi padma
ki jordaar chikh nikal jati hai
padma- uuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………
mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa….
ye seen ghar ke entry wala jo haal ke bahar ek chitasa porch tha uske darwaje se
thode door par chal raha tha. Tabhi kisi kaam se lata waha aa jati hai

ye aawaj sunate hi lata padma ko aawaj de deti hai

lata- padma… kon he bahar


badi maalkin ki aawaj sunate hi lata karim se door hat jate hai
padma- koi nahi maalkin ——– wo karim tailor aaya hai
lata- usse bahr koi khada kiya hai…. use aander leke aa jao..
padma- ji maalkin

karim dhire se pasma ko puchata hai –


kon hai
padma- hamari badi maalkin , lata ji, kantisheth ki biwi

tab padma aur karim bada darwaja open karke aander aa jate hai

aander aate hi karim ek khoobsurat aurat ko dekh leta hai

Budda Trailor ne muje choda

usse dekh kar hi wo paagal ki tarah us model ko dekhta rahta hai


aur sochta hai– yaa aalaa….. ye kanti sheth ki biwi hai … ye to 30-35 ki lagati
hai… ye agar saas hai to bahu kya maal hogi….. lagta hai karim tere yaha lottery
lagege….. saas yaha bahu…

usse dekhte hu dekhakar lata bolati hai


lata- tu achheese blouse sila dega na
karim jat se bolata ha- silyne me mera hath koi pakad nahi sakta madam…….
konsi chijha kaha isstemaal karna muje achhese pata hai… madam
lata…. hasate hui bolti hai- thik hai , mere bahu purvi abhi naha rahi hai, thodi
der mai aayegi , tum haal mai jake baith jao
karim- ji madam
aab karim aander chala jata hai
aander jane ke 4-5 minute baad ek mast ladki us haal me seede se utarate hui aa
jati

Budda Trailor ne muje choda

usse dekhate hui hi rah jata hai, jab wo frist step pe thi tab se leke last step
par aati hai tab tak wo usse dekhata hi hai
ek pal ke liye bhi wo aapne aankh niche nahi karata

pooja- kon ho tum….. aur aise ghoor ke kya dekh rahe ho


tab padma waha aa jati hai
padma- didiji, ye karim tailor hai
pooja- wo hooo to tum ho
karim —- ji…. madam iss nachhis ko katim tailor kahate kai
pooja karim ka dress aur gandagi dekhkar thoda side wo jati hai

padma- tailor ji aapko udhar bahuraani ne bulaya hai


( tab karim ko pata lagata hai ki ye purvi nahi hai)
karim-kaha jana hai…
padma- mere pichhe aa jao
padma karim ko ek dusare room ke taraf le jati hai
jate jate wo puchata hai
karim- ye kon thi
pad- ye didiji hai, pooja didi. ye sheth ki beti hai
karim- yaha to ek se ek badkar maal hai
pad- chup kar aur bahuraani ki taraf chal

us room mai karim padma kai saath entry karatha hai….. aur padma karim ko waha chod
kar aapna dusara kaam karane chali jati hai

waha ek aurat baath kar make up karathi hui karim ko dikhati hai
Budda Trailor ne muje choda

wo karim ko dekhati hai

Purvi aab karim ko dekh leti hai


Karim ek blue shirt mai tha, wo bhi thodi gandi thi . uski white pant bhi ghandi ho
chuki thi. Shirt ka upar wala button khula tha, karim kabhi shirt aur pant ke
aander kuch pahenta nahi tha, us wajah se uski chest purvi ko khuli dekh rahi thi.
Padma ke saath aate waqt usne aapne moo me paan toos liya tha, us wajah se uske
lips par paan ka red juice aa raha tha.

Karim ke saawale colour par wo paan ka red colour aur saath mai gande dress dekh
kar purvi ko bahut ghin aa rahi thi. Aur us time karim usse ghorta hi jaa raha
tha.uske kaale baal jo baath ki wajah se aur hi jada sexy lag rahe the. Uske red
lips ko dekh kar to uske moo ko paani aa raha tha. Uske niche jate hue wo purvi ke
mamme dekhta hai, wo laghbagh bahar aane ko tadap rahe . karim ke control se aab ye
bahar ho jaha raha tha . uske niche jate hui karim purvi ki patali kamar dekhata
hai. Kamar ko sochate hui wo janana chahata hai ki isski gaand kaise hogi

Purvi ko laghbhag karim aise kuch minute tak dekhata hai aur dhire se bolata hai
Karim – mashha aalla!!!! Kya khudrat ne karigiri ki hai !!!!!!! lagata hai bahut hi
fusrat se banaya hoga iss mohatarama ko!!!! Salaamm iss khoobsurti ko karim ke
taraf se!!
Iss dhire se hue aawaj ko purvi sun leti hai. Use lagata hai ye jada hi ghoor raha
hai. Karim se aise ghurane ki wajah se use bahot ghussa aa raha tha.Aab wo sochati
hai Isko rokana hi padega
Purvi- ho gaya kya ghurana muje
Karim- nahi mohatarama , iss khoobsurati ko dekhne ke liye to saare jindgi kaam pad
jaye shyad!!!!
Purvi- kya!!!!! Tumahari ye nautanki yaha nahi chalegi, jo kaam yaha karane ko aaye
ho wahi kaam karo, idhar udhar jhako mat nahi to mujse bura koi nahi hoga, papa ko
bula logi. Tum janate hi ho pappa aane ke baad kya hone wala hai
( uppar se usne bahot gussa dikha diya tha lekin khud ki tarif sun kar aander thodi
khush ho gayi thi)
Karim- mai to us kaam mai bahot kabil ye tarif hoo mohatarma ( ye double meaning
sentence tha)
Pu- kya????????
Kar- tailoring ke baare me bol raha hu, madam
pu- ha ha !! mai janati hu, wahi karo jo karne aaye ho
ka- yes, ofcourse madam

tabhi padma aander aate hai


padma- shethji ne bulaya hai bahurani

chalate hui paurvi kahatr hai- chalo papa ne bulaya hai


karim – chaliye bahu……RAANI ( bahu dhire se bolta hai aur rani word pe jada jor
deta hai)

padma- gusse se karim ki aur dekha ti he


karim- (hasate hui )ha aata hu

aab kantisheth ek room mai baithe the sofe pe , karim unke ek side ko khada ho jata
hai aur purvi dusare baju wale sope pe baith jati hai ekadam karim ke opposite side
aur shethji ke saamne wale sofe pe lata baith jati hai. karim ek corner me khada
hone ki wajah se karim ki najar kaha ja rahi hai wo kantisheth nahi dekh paa rahe
the na lata madam

kanti- to tum ho karim tailor


karim – ji malik
kanti- tailoring achhe se karta hai na
karim – jo bhi kaam karta hoo wo achhe se karata hoo ( purvi ki taraf ghurate hue)
kanti – tho thik hai hamare yaha tumare liye bahot sara kaam hai, lekin sabase
pahale purvi ka kaam achhe se karava lo , baad mai bakhi ka kaam milega
karim- bahurani ka kaam to mai achhe se karva dunga shethji lekin dusare ka kisika
kaam hai to jaldi bata dijiyega wo bhi kara dunga
( ye double meaning baat wo purvi ke aam dekhate hui wo kaha raha tha, aur purvi wo
samaj chuki thi iss wajah se usne aapna paloo thoda thik kar diya)

kanti- wo kam to lata madam aap ko bata dengi

Lata- hamare ghar me chote chote bahut saare kaam hai tailoring ke liye, sab ghar
ko padne karne hai, ye parade purane ho gaye hai. Suna hai tumari choice bahot
achhe hai
Karim- ha madam , mere choice to bahut achhe hai, mai aise waise chejo ko haath bhi
nahi lagata madam
ye baat wo lata ke aam ko dekh kar bol raha tha, us time lata ke saari ka pallo
thoda niche chala gaya tha aur lata ko wo samaj nahi aaya tha lekin purvi sab samaj
gayi thi. Purvi samaj chuki thi ki ye aadami bahot kamina lag raha hai mere mother
– in – law ko bhi nahi chod raha hai…. Ye sochate hui uske chere par thodisi
halkisi smile aa jati hai… ye smile karim dekh leta hai. ….. usko lag raha tha ki
agar try kiya jai tho jaal mai fas sakati hai purvi …. Usne aapne mann me thaan
liya tha ki agar ek bhi pat jai iss ghar ki tho aapni life ban sakati he
kanti- lekin iss ke liye kuch dino tak tuje yaha rahana hoga, dinbar yaha kaam kar
ke raat ko aapne ghar ja sakata hai tu, tere kaam ke liye yaha aapne paas do
machine hai wo store room mai agar wo nahi chal sakati hai to tere machine yaha uta
la sakate hai , hamari gadi me …. Dekh tu final kar kaise kar sakata hai…. Agar
tere ghar se kaam karoge to tuje bahot takalif hogi… bahut vhote mote kaam hai to
us wajah se tuje bahot sare round lagana padenge…… tu final kar
ye baat sun kar karim bahot khush ho gaya tha… use to yahi chahiye tha…. Wo aab
soch raha tha ki jis kaam ko 1 din lagana hoga use mai 2-3 lagaunga… aab to mere
lottery lag gayi
kantisheth ki ye baat sun kar purvi ke chere par ki smile ghum ho gayi …… wo to
aisa nahi chahati thi …. Wo to use jald se jald yahase bhagana chahati ti .. wo
kuch bolana chahati thi.. usse pahale hi karim bol pada—

karim- ji malik…. Jaisa aap aur badi maalkin chahe waisa hi hoga… mai yaha rook
jaunga… jitane din aap chaho aur jitana kaam aap mujse karavana chahate ho wo mai
kar dunga…….
( aise kahate hui wo katil hasi aapne chere par lata hai aur purvi ki taraf dekhane
lagata hai….. purvi samaj chuki thi aab kuch fayada nahi hai)
Kanti- tum aapna kuch tailoring ka kaam agar pending pada hai wo bhi yaha se karava
lo….. aur jitana kaam achhe se karoge utana hi achha amount milega …. Kisiki koi
takalif nahi honi chahiye … samaj gaya
Karim- ji sheth ji mai bahot aaram se aur bahot pyar se kaam karonga … kisiko koi
takalif nahi hogi… mai aapna ghar samaj kar hi aapna kaam bade hi pyar se kaam
karoonga… ( aaise kahate hui wo purvi ki taraf hasate hui dekhata hai)
Purvi ke chere par ek baar phir halkise hasi chut gayi thi….
Kanta- h purvi beta … sab thik hai na
Purvi- papa aap chahate ho to achha hi hoga
Kanti- tho thik hai , aaj purvi ke blouse ke dekh lo, purvi beta use wo store room
aur waha ki machine dikha do wo aaj se kaam suru kar dega… mai abhi office ja raha
hoo….. pooja kahi dekh nahi rahi hai
Lata- wo koi aapne friends ke ghar gayi hai … koi prograame hai waha
Kanti- thik hai mai aab ja raha hoo…. Karim tum kaamachhe se karana
Karim- ji shethji
Tab kanitsheth chala jata hai….. aur thodi der mai lata wahase ye kahate hui chali
jati hai ki usko aapna ek achha sa fitting blouse do … wo aaj hi stitch kara dega
Purvi- ji mamm i ji
Aab waha sirf us haal mai karim aur purvi rah gaye the

karim aab purvi ki tarf bahot lalachi najar se dekh raha tha….. wo jis tarah dekh
raha tha usse to aise lag raha tha ki aab karim directly purvi ko chod hi lega….
purvi aab thodisi khul rahi thi lekin uska pura gussa chala abhi tak nahi gaya
tha..uske chere par thodisi smile thi … thodisi blushhing thi….. karim uske badan
ko dekhte hui hi dhire dhire uske paas aa raha tha.. jaha thodi der pahale
kantisheth baithe the waha tak karim aa chuka tha …. karim ko najdik aate hui dekh
kar aab purvi ki najar nichhe juk chuki the…. aab karim ko lag raha tha ki purvi
aab sharma rahi hai….

thodi der ke khamoshi ke baad karim kahata hai


karim- kaha se shuru karana hai madam…
purvi- ( upper ki aur najar karate hui aur thoda gussa dikhate hui) jada smart mat
bano… yaha koi chalaki nahi chalegi…… mai tumare baare mai saab janati hu
kar- kya janati ho madam mere baare mai aap
purvi- tume jo buri aadat hai.. wo mai sab janati hu
kar- konsi bhuri aadat…….bahu…RAANIII( …… mere……. aadat)
raani word aise pronounce kar raha tha ki jiase bol raha hai MERE RAANI
purvi- mai janati hoo ki tum aapne ladies customer ke saath kya karate hoo

tab tak wo samajata tha ki PURVI KO USKI SHARAB KI AADAT PATA HAI LEKIN AAB LADIES
CUSTOMER ke baare mai purve ne jab baat ki to usse laga ki padma ne sab kuch bata
diya hoga. aab wo padma ko man hi mann me gaaliya dene laga tha
aab wo dusara daav chalana chata tha

karim- RAANI JI… aab padma ke baat me mat aao… wo aise hi mere baare mai bol gayi
hogi…. uske pati ka aur mera ek baar jagada hua tha… to uska gussa nikalane ke liye
mere baare mai chhueth bol gayi hogi… mai aisa nahi hu

raani ji sunate hi wo toda chouck jatehai… itane jaldi iski ye himmat ki muje raani
bolne laga ye….. iss baat pe usse gussa bhai aaya tha.. lekin saat me use thoda
achha hi laga kyon ki uske husband ne bhi abhi tak use raani kah bulaya nahi tha
….. wo banawati gusse se kahati hai

purvi- mera naam rani nahi hai …. ek tho muje purvi madam bolo ya bahurani bolo….
rani muje sirf mere husband hi bol sakatehai…. tum nahi

karim ko laga jara jaldbaji ho gayi shayad


karim- ji madam, aap jo hi kahenge waise hi hoga ….. lekin mai utana buara hi nahi
hoooo ….. maohatarmaji
purvi- phir se tum suru ho gaye… only purvi madam ya bahuraani
karim- ji bahuraniji
purvi- waise muje padma ne nahi bataya yesaab…
karim- to kisane bataya
purvi- priya ne …. priya patel
karim- ye priya patel kon hai.. mai nahi janata hoo use..
purvi- wo mere nanad pooja ki friend hai…. uske bhabhi ke saath aapka kuch tha…

aab karim sochane lag gaya ki ye priya patel kon…. wo sochta hai jane do muje kya
karana hai….. lekin wo thodi hi der mai wo samajane laga ki iss patel ke baare me
baat kar ke purvi ko thoda khulana to padega hi.. aab wo muje tum se aap par aa
gayi thi

karim- waise bahurani, mai iss priya patel ko nahi janata na hi uske bhabhi ko nahi
janata aur aap jo bol rahi hai na ki uske bhabhi ke saath mera kuch tha …tho iss
kuch ke baare me mai nahi janta
mera kya tha uske saath aap hi bata do to achha rahega
purvi aab sharma jati hai aurnicche dekhane lagati hai

purvi- tumara uske saath lafada tha


karim- lafada matlab … mai kuch nahi samaja bahurannniiiiii

purvi aur jada sharma jati hai aur niche hui muu ko aapne dono haato mai chipa lete
haii aur bolati hai

purvi- mai kuch nahi janathi..

aur waha se uth khadiho jati hai aur uppar wale floor ko jane ke liye nikalati hai
aur jaldbaji ne karim ke thode paas se jati hai.. ske saadi ka udata hua paalu
karim ke chere ko ghiste hui jata hai

karim— waaa kya aada hai …… mere bahuranni ki… kya khushaboo hai …. maja aa gaya

tab purvi kahati hai- jada smart mat bano– mera blouse le jake mera naya blouse
stitch kar do aur mere naajdik aane ki koshish mat karo…. nahi to pappa ko bol
dungi ( aapne chere par gussa dikhate hue bol ti hai)

step ke najdik jate hue purvi kahati hai- uppar aa jao mai tume mera blouse dete
hoo …. baad mai store room mai ja kar use stitch kar dena

step ke najdik jate hue purvi kahati hai- uppar aa jao mai tume mera blouse dete
hoo …. baad mai store room mai ja kar use stitch kar dena

karim aab ghum kar purvi ke picche aa jata hai aur tab purvi step chadana shuru kar
dete hai
aab karim kai saamne purvi ki nangi peeth aur uski 36′ ki gaand dikh rahi thi
karim aab dhire dhire purve ke picche chala jata hai aur purvi ye jaan chuki thi ki
wo kya dekh raha hai… wo sharmakar apni peth aapne saadi ke palu se chipa lete
hai….
karim mann hi mann kahta hai- sali najara bhi nahi dekhne dete hai

aab purvi uske master bedroom mai thi . uske piche karim aa jata hai. wo badi hi
badiya room thi…. ac chal raha tha

purvi- baith jao us chair me


karim ek chair mai baith jata hai. thodi der ke baad purvi ek blouse dete hai…

purvi- iss blouse ka measurement leke naya blouse sila dena


karim thoda sochane ke baad bolata hai

karim- are u sure ???


pakka na madam ….

purvi- sure… sure….. pakka … pakka….

kuch problem hai kya????/

karim- muje kuch problem nahi hai madam, agar blouse loose ya tight ho gaya tho
muje nahi bolana baad mai

pu- problem kyon ho ga, achhe se measurement loge to loose ya tight nahi hoga

ka- mai to yahi bol raha hoo….. achee se measurement lene do … blouse achaa hi
aayega

pu- mera matlab tha ki iss blouse ka hi


measurementle lo … achha aa jayega

ka- mai to le lunga madam… lekin agar measurement change hua hoga to tight ho
jayega
pu- change kyon hoga
ka- madam aapki shaadi hui hai na… aur ye pahela hi saal hai to aap ke aam ka size
change ho ga hi na
pu- kya ???/ aam …..

tab karim uske boobs ke taraf ishra karata hai

pu- mere saath gaandi language bolana nahi hai

ka- kya gaandi language … aab aam ko aam nahi kahenge to kya kahenge
purvi- use boobs ya chest kahate hai
ka- english mai kahoge to achha aur hindi me kahoge to gaandi language

purvi samaj gayi thi ki aab ye aapne aukad me aa gaya hai…. subject change karana
hi bheter hai… nahi to ye aur aage badega

purvi- muje wo pata nahi …. tum iss blouse ke measurement par hi naya blouse stitch
kar dena

kar- thik hai madam aap jaisa chahoge waisa hi hoga…. jo bhi hoga aapki
responsibility

aab purvi samaj gayi ki agar blouse bigad gaya to wo muje kuch bolane nahi dega

thodi der tak wo soch rahi thi ki tabhi karim bolata hai

karim- kya hua bahuraani… kya soch rahi ho…. measurement lene do…. kuch nahi hoga

purvi ko pata tha ki agar isko measurement lene diya tho ye kuch na kuch chalakhi
karke mere nazdik aane ki koshish karega ….. lekin dusare taraf sochati hai ki
agarmeasurement bigad gaya ki blouse firse bigad jayega

ka- bahurani batao na …. kaya hua…. mai kuch nahi karunga


( ye baat wo purvi ka confidence badane ke liye bolta hai… wo janta tha
agarmeasurement lene diya to hi aage badaya ja sakata hai)

pu- mai janati hu…. tum measurement lene ke bahane mere nazdik aaoge…. aur….
kar- aur… kay bahuraani
pu- aur muje seduce karoge
ka- aisa kuch nahi hoga … mai ne kisi ko abhi tak seduce nahi kiya hai
pu- tum jhuth bol rahe ho
( thoda bada moo karke wo bol rahi thi )
aab karim ko pata chal gaya tha ki usse pahale confidence mai lena padega aur baad
mai hi chodne ko milega. Karim chodne ke liye kitana hi jhooth bol sakata tha

ka- mai aisa kuch bhi nahi karunga, jab bhi mai ne aisa kuch kiya hai to usme us
lady ki razamandi thi.. jabardasti kuch bhi nahi ki hai

purvi thode sochane ke bad bolati hai


pu- promise , tum aisa kuch nahi karoge
( roti hue surat banate hue)
ka- pakka promise , mai aisa kuch bhi nahi karonga
( apni surat serious banate hue, jis se
purvi ko yakin ho jaye)
pu- pakaa na… mai shadhishudha hoo….. mai aapne husband se bahut pyar karati hoo….
nahi to mai barbad ho jaongi

ka- madam, mai kaise aap ke saath kuch karonga….. nahi to kantisheth muje jaan se
maar denge
( ye to100% jhut tha)

kanti sheth ka naam sun kar purvi laga ki ye pappa ko dar gaya hai… iss wajah se wo

purvi aab khadi ho jati hai….. cot ke bagal mai wo khadi ho jati ye

karim- madam aage se suru kiya jai aa piche se


purvi- tum ne phir se double meaning baate suru kar diye na
ka- madam mai kuch double meaning nahi bol raha hoo…. aap hi uska galat matlab
nikal tahe ho… mai to sirf itana hi kah raha hoo ki measurement aage se le jana hai
ya pichhe se

Budda Trailor ne muje choda

tabhi thoda piche khum kar kasim ki taraf dekhate hui kahate hai
purvi- mai kaha khadi ho jau
kasim- yaha mere samane lekin measurment back ka lena hai ya boobs ka

wo ye baat kahate hui boobs bar thoda jada hi stress de raha tha
purvi phir ek baar ghumate hui gusse se karim ke aur dekhati hai…. bada sa chera
banakar

karim purvi ki taraf aisa dekhata hai jaise kuch hua hi nahi aur usne kuch alag
boila hi nahi

purvi- phir se gaandi language


( aab wo puri tarh ghum chuki ti aur uska chera karim ke saamne tha aur dono ka
distance bahot kam tha )
karim- kya madam aap ne hi kaha ki aam ko aam mat bolo aur use boobs bolo
( wo ye kahate kui boos ki taraf aapna haat uta le liya aur halke se use touch
karane ki koshish ki, thodasa touch hote hi purvi pichhe hat gayi aur jordar
chilayi)

purvi- heeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
don”t touch me !!!!!!!!!
how dare you to touch me???????
aab purvi kuch jada hi gusse me thi, use ye aandaja nahi tha ki kasim itane jaldi
uske boobs ko touch karega ya touch karane ki koshish karega
uska chera bahot red ban gaya tha. uske chehare par se gussa dekha ja sakata tha.
Aab kasim ko bhi pata chal gaya tha ki todi jaldbazzi ho gayi, muje thode dhire
jana padega

kasim- madam, i am extremely sorry madam, mai aisa kuch karana nahi chata tha, wo
galathi se hatth lag gaya

purvi- galathi se kaise haath lag gaya, tum ne delibrately waha haath lagaya hai

karim- nahi madam, wo mai hatth utake sirf hatth se dikhana chata tha ki aam ko
boobs kahane ke liye aapne hi kaha tha , iss wajaha se maine haath utaya tah lekin
hamare dono ke bech mai itana kam distance bacha hai ye mai samaj nahi paya aur
haath utane ke wajaha se hatth laga gaya
( jab ye baath karim kah raha tha tab wo sirf uske boobs ko dekhe ja raha tha aur
thodi der baad uske aankho me dekhe ja raha tha ki uski aankho se pata chal jai ki
wo jab uske boobs ko dekhega to wo bura maan rahi hai ya nahi
wo continously aankh aur boobs ko dekhe ja raha tha. ye baat khatam hone ke baad
mai bhi wo aise hi dekhe ja raha tha
Aab purvi ka gussa uske chere se thoda kam hote hui ja raha tha, ye baat bhi karim
ko pata chal chuki thi. dusari aur paurvi ko thoda aander se gussa aa raha tha
lekin use bhi ye accha lag raha tha ki koi ek buddha uske boobs ko ghurate ja raha
hai
use aapna pura gussa kam nahi kiya tha, abhi usne aapne chere par banavati gussa
banate hui kaha

purvi- haath se dikhane ki kya jaroot hai, moo se pahale hi etani gaandi baat
bejhijhak khate hoo………
……………. phir haath se kyon dhikhate hoo

unke ye batchit chal rahi thi tab karim ka phone lagatar bahj raha tha, uske pant
ke pocket mai ye phone tha ….. us phone ki taraf purvi dekhati hai…. shayad wo
smart phone tha
purvi se aise dekhate hi karim bolta hai
ka- shyad kisi custamer ka hoga
aur wo phone pant se nikal kar cot pe rakh de deta hai

unke ye batchit chal rahi thi tab karim ka phone lagatar bahj raha tha, uske pant
ke pocket mai ye phone tha ….. us phone ki taraf purvi dekhati hai…. shayad wo
smart phone tha
purvi se aise dekhate hi karim bolta hai
ka- shyad kisi custemer ka hoga
aur wo phone pant se nikal kar cot pe rakh de deta hai

tab purvi karim ke taraf dekhati thi


karim- haath se nahi dikhayenge to aapko samjega kaise aur phir aap dusara hi
matlab nikaloge…..
pahalese aap ko hamare bare mai bahot saari galat phaimiya hai

jab ye baat karim kahata hai tab purvi ke chehare par halkisi smile aa jathi hai
aab karim dhire se sab chije handle karana chahata tha, wo samaj chuka tha ki ye
maal dhire dhire khulega. Baaki ke item jaise isse directly seduce karke yaha
chodana possible nahi hai. ye bahot bade ghar ki laadli bahu hai. iss ghar mai aate
hui wo samaj chuka tha ki agar jindagi aaram se katwani hai to isse patana padega
aur iss khi koi bhi baat kantisheth talatha nahi hai. aur agar isse pathana hai tho
bahot dhire se jana padega. Batchit se hi usse thoda open kar sakate hai, directly
gaandi baat karonga to ye bura maan jayegi aur aage badane nahi degi.

pur- muje kuch galat phaimi nahi hai aap kai baare mai ( chere phar thoda banavati
ghussa aur bahot saare nakhare dikha kar )
karim samaj gaya ki aab iss ke nakhare shru ho gaye hai, aab wo sochta hai ki aab
isske nakhare aur thode badate hai, dekhate hai ye kitani open ho sakhte hai

karim- purvi bahuraani aapko mere baare mai bahot kuch galat bataya gaya hai….. mai
to ek sida sada tailor hu….. chota mota tailoring ka kaam karke aapna aur aapne
biei- bachho ka peth bharat hu

purvi- to tum shadhishuddha ho


ka- kya bina shadishudda itane din jindagi kaise kaat sakata hoo…………(thodi der
pause late hui)…….
BAHURAAANIIIIJIII

Bahurani iss word par jada hi jor dekh bolata hai aur aapne chere par katil hassi
lata hai
purvi- tume kya jaroort hai shaddi ki
( purvi bhi aab thodi khul rahi thi)
ka- matlab kya hai aapka …………
BAHURAAANIIIIJIII
purvi kuch nahi bolati aab kamosh khadi rahati hai

karim- bata ye na BAHURAAANIIIIJIII ….. muje kyon jaroot nahi hai shadi ki

purvi thodi sharmate hui kahati hai , aapna face niche jhukate hai , use ye baat
kahate hui sharam aa rahi thi , aise baat usane aapni jindagi me pahali baar kisi
mard ko kah rahi thi, aise baat to usne aapne husband se bhi nahi kahi thi

pu- tume to aise hi ladies kahi bhi mil jati hogi na……

ye kahate hui bahot sharmate hai na

ka – wo to mil bhi jayegi lekin aapne joru ke saath jo maja aayeg awo dusare kisi
aurat kai saath nahi aata hai
BAHURAAANIIIIJIII
purvi ko lag raha tha ki aab ye aage badega iss topic ke uppar to phir se subject
change karana chahati thi
pu- to kitane bachhe hai tume
karim- waise to 2 ladkiya thi, dono ki shaddi ho gayi hai …. aab mai aapne 2 biwi
ke saath rahata hoo…
pu- to tume 2 biwiya hai….. haaa yaad aaya tumare me allow hota hai

ka- 2 nahi bahuraani 4 biwiya thi lekin abhi 2 hi hai


pu- kya ….. 4 …. kaise possible hai … kaise manage karate hoge tum
( ye baat karake wo samaj gayi ki aab wo iss baat ka galat matlab nikalega ….. wo
aapni tonge daba deti hai )
ka- kya bahuraani mai kya aise waise aadmi hu kya ….. karim naam hai mera … 4 aurat
ko manage karna mere liye to mamule hai….
purvi aab baat badlana chahati thi….. usne ki hui galati aab wo sudarna chahati
thi……

purvi- mera matlab hai ki 4 wife , tum aur do bacche enka kharcha ke baare mai mai
baat kar rahi thi… tumari aamdani to utani jada nahi hogi na…. wo tum kaise manage
karoge …. wo mai ye kahana chahati thi….

karim samaj gay ki issne baat badal di ……


karim- mai bhi to yahi baat bol raha tha… mai aapni biwi aur bachho ka peth achhe
tarike se paal sakata hoo … ye hi mai bol rahata tha… mai koi aise waise baat nahi
kah rah tha kya bahuraani

purvi- haaa mai samj gayi …….

tabhi karim ka phone baj gaya tha, wo ek bada sa chinese wala smartphone ka model
tha.Aaab wo mobile cot pe rakha hua tha. purvi cot ke saamne hi khadi thi, use us
mobile ke screen par se dikh raha tha ki wo call kisi lady ka tha , uska photo use
dikha de raha tha aur naam RAANI aise save kiya hua tha

purvi us mobile ki taraf dekh rahi thi , ek baar ring bajate hue band ho gayi
pu- call kyon nahi uta rahe hoo
ka- jane dijiyega koi imp kaam nahi hoga
pu- itane baar call kar rahe hai TUMARI RAANI , koi imp caal hoga
tumari raani ye word par stress dekhe aapne katil adda dikhate hue purvi kahte
hai.. uske chere par thodi smile se thi

karim- to tumane naam dekh liya

purvi – kya tum muje aap se tum par aa gaye


karim ne ye daav khela tha…. shyad use lag raha tah ki aab purvi khul chuki hai ….
lekin purvi abhi tak puri tarah se khulana nahi chahati thi…. wo jo kah rahi thi us
par uska abhi tak control tha

karim- sorry madam….. jaldbaaji mai nikal gaya…


purvi…. —- thik hai

us raani ka call phir se karim ke mobile pai aa jata hai…..


pu- uta lo caal … koi urgent kaam hoga

kar- nahi bahuranniji … aap bura maan jaoge


pu- mai kyon bura manu bhala?????
ka- kya hai madam , hum ek gaandi basti mai rahte hai… to hamari bhasha thodi
gaandi hai… ek do word gande niukal jate hai ya ye kaho ki kabhi kabhi galiya nikal
jate hai….. to iss baat ka aap bura manoge…..
waise aapne mere baare mai bahot ssari galat baate suni hai ya ye kaho ki aap ki
mere baare mai bahot saari galat phaimiya hai…. ye galat phaimeya bad na jaye…… aur
ye achha sa moka mere haath se nikal na jaye ye phone pe baat karane ke wajah se…

purvi- maine tumare barre mai jo bhi suna hai hai wo sab sach hai… meri kuch bhi
galat phamiya nahi hai tumare baare mai…. aur ye achha moka kya hai…. tum kuch
galat to nahi samaj rahe wo na mai jo ye tum se thoda open baat kar rahi hu iss
wajah se…. aapne man mai kuch galat mat sochana mere baare mai … yaha koi moka nahi
milega … mere pappa aur husband ko achhe tarike se janate ho na…. bahot bura haal
hoga tumara
( ye baat karate hui purvi ke chere par kaatil hasi dikh rahi thi)
karim bhi aab uske raang mai raangana chata tha
karim- bahuraanii jiiiii aap bahot jaldi bura maan lete ho … aap baat ko bahut
galat tarike se lete ho…. shyad aap ke mann mai hi mere bare mai kuch galat panap
raha hoga
pu- aisa kuch bhi nahi hai… mai kyon bura sochungi… aur tumari mere saamne kya
haiseyat hai…. mere ghar mai tumare jaise 10-12 naukar hai… aur tum aapne aap ko
samjate kya ho… tumare baare me main kyon bura sochungi… mai aapne husband se bahut
khush hu..

karim ko laga tha ki purvi ka daav purvi par hi khel liya jai… par wo janata nahi
tha ki purvi kitani gusse waali hai

karim- madam aap baat ko samaj nahi rahi hai… baat ko dusaari taraf le ja rahe hoo

ye baatchit chal rahi thi tab call continous baj hi rah tha
purvi- mai kyon baat ko dusari tarf le jao… tumane mokha nahi bola tha kya

karim uska gussa thoda kam karana chahata tha

karim- madam maine mokh bola tha …. aap sochiye mai ek chota sa tailor hu… sheth ji
ne kya kaha tha ki yahha tumare liye bahot saara kaam hai.. agar ek mere jise
choote tailor ko ek jagah par itane dino ka kaam mil jai to uske liye to ye bada
mokha hi hoga na… paisa kamane ke liye …. iss liye maine bola ki mai ye mokha aapne
haath se jane nahi dunga

purvi samaj gayi ki bbat ko usne bahot gaandi tarike se liya hai… aisa kuch karane
ka ye sochega bhi nahi… uske aamdani ka sawal hai

tab ek baar phir mobile ki ring bajati hai. purvi aab bahot irritated feel kar
rahin thi

purvi- wo call uta le lo nahi to wo bajata hi rahega


ka- wo aap mere baat k bura manoge aur muje bhala bura kahoge

purvi aab bahot gusse mai thi, gusse mai hi bol padi
purvi- jo bhi baat karni hai wo kar lo mai kuch nahi kahongi…. aur blouse ka
measurement leke mere room mai se dafa ho jao

karim to pahale se hi bahot hi kamina tha…. purvi ke gusse mai bole hue sentence ka
wo puri tarike se fayada utana chata tha…. usne aab soch liya tha ki aab wo raani
se bahot gaandi baat karega aur us raani se hue baat ka fayada leke iss rraniii ko
chodane ke liye rasta banayega

You might also like