The Difference Between Love and Like *:.

> > > >In front of the person you love your heart beats faster; But in front of the person you like you get happy. > > > >In front of the person you love winter seems like spring But in front of the person you like winter is just beautiful winter. > > > >If you look into the eyes of the one you love you blush; But if you look into the eyes of the one you like you smile. > > > >In front of the person you love you can't say everything on your mind But in front of the person you like you can. > > > >In front of the person you love you tend to get shy But in front of the person you like you can show your own self. > > > >The person you love comes into your mind every 2 minutes You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like. > > >>When the one you love is crying you cry with them But when the one you like is crying you end up comforting. > > > >The feeling of love starts from the eye And the feeling of like starts from the ear. > > > >So if you stop liking a person you used to like All you need to do is cover your ears, But... if you try to close your eyes Love turns into a drop of tear :~( and remains... in your heart forever after.

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Hi friends read these and u will find love.... in ur self!!!! >Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. >Once you accept someone for who and what they really are,they will surprise you by being better than you ever expected. LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all his/her strenght and weaknesses. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman but luckier s the woman who is the last love of a man. > When two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. When they fall out of love they realize they want >to keep each other forever. > Find time to realize that there is one person who mean so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you. > Love is seeing yourself through someone's eyes andfinding yourself in somebody's heart. Once you have loved,you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever. >A ball is a circle,no beginning,no end. It keeps us together like your circle of friends. But the treasure inside, for you to see, is the treasure of friendship you've given tome. > Letting go has never been easy and holding on can be as difficult. Yet strengths measured not by holding onbut by letting go. >True LOVE doesn't have a happy ending, that'secause true love doesn't have an ending. > Men vs. women: Men would rather sacrifice love to conquer the world. Women would rather give up the worldjust to be with someone worth the sacrifice. > Decision should not be the choice of your heart or mind but a sensible balancing of both. Some thoughts are better left unsaid, some feelingsare better left kept to yourself, but love has it's way of expressing itself despite the silence. > The happier the memory, the deeper it hurts. There are so many stars in the sky only some are radiant enoughto be noticed.Among those you choose to ignore is the onewhich was willing to shine for you forever even if yourglance remained elsewhere. > It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else... but it's more painful to know thatthe one you love is unhappy with you.... > >>--- > >>Be Happy Always...n' keep smiling....

Santa Singh is riding a scooter on the highway with his wife behind him. > His wife moves her hand closer to the guys zip and he increases the speed of > the scooter to 60 kmph. She opens the zip and the speed goes up to 80kmph. > She holds his thing and the speed goes to 100kmph, she holds it even more > tightly now and the speed of the scooter goes up to 120kmph. At this point a > truck comes from the opposite direction and there is an accident. Santa > Singh is thrown on one side of the road and his wife on the other. > The driver of the truck comes up to Santa and says, "Are sardarji aapto > baal baal bach gaye!" > Santa Singh replies in pain, "Baal baal to bach gaye lekin maal to vo le > gayee....." > > > > The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up our santa who > was the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather > urgent the boss told santa it was an emergency and that he should hurry with > the file. > After more than 30 minutes santa appears all tired and panting for breath. > The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay. > Santa replies, "Boss when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency > please use the staircase'!!! > > > > > Santa and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, > santa who is driving the car pulls up on the side of the highway and starts > to take his clothes off. > His girlfriend asks, "What are you doing? What if someone sees us here?" > Santa tells her, "If you want we can go under the car and have our fun." She > agrees, but asks, "What if someone sees us below the car?" > The guy tells her, "Then we can tell them that we are checking for a leak in > the gas tank." > So under the car they go, and have the time of their life. > Some time later a cop comes and shouts to the couple, "What the hell do you > think you are doing?" So the couple give him the answer saying, "We are > checking for a leak in the gas tank." > The cop shouts back at them, "You should have checked your brakes first. You > car has rolled down the slope!" > > > Santa and Banta's children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was > crying very loudly. 2nd Child: "Why are you crying?"

> 1st Child: "I came here for blood test". > 2nd Child: "So? Were you afraid?" > 1st Child: "No but for the blood test, they cut my finger and that hurt." > hearing this the second child started crying. The first one was surprised > and asks, "Why are you crying now?" > 2nd Child: "I've come here for my urine test!" > > > Banta Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor, Santa Singh > came out of the house and went straight to the mail-box. He opened it, then > slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. > A little later he came out of his house and again went to the mail-box and > again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he > went. > As Banta Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Santa came out again, > marched to the mail-box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than > ever. Puzzled by his actions Banta asked, "Is something wrong?" > To which Santa Singh replied, "Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer > keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL! > > > > > > Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K > verification task. > Dear Sir, > Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on > budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every > system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups > and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are > proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and > have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect > your new standards: > Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, > October, November, December > As well as: > Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak. > I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K > problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, > and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year > 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do > next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await > your direction. > Very Sincerely > > Banta Singh > YtoK Project Leader > > Santa Singh has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best

> friend, Banta Singh, the job of keeping an eye on his wife. > If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified > immediately. > After about a week of no news Santa Singh received a telegram: "The man who > comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..." > > > > > Court scene: [Santa and Banta Singh are lawyers] Santa : You're a fool Banta > : And you're a damn fool. Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified > each other, can we now proceed with the case. > > > > How can you throw an egg ten floors down without breaking it? > Santa replies: Throw it down from the eleventh floor. It will not break > during its fall for ten floors. > > > Why do indians go abroad??? > Santa replies: Because Gandhi said quit INDIA > > > After marrying a much younger woman, our 107-year-old Santa visited his > doctor and announced they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," > said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a > gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a tiger charged toward him. Pointing > his umbrella at the tiger, he shot and killed the animal on the spot." > "Impossible!" exclaimed Santa. "Somebody must have shot from the side!" > "EXACTLY!!!" replied the doctor. > > > Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. > Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. > The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." > Santa immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour, I'll have a scotch > and soda." > > > Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and > France. Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various > construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta > Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day > of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender > at it's very lowest. Ohere tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta > Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule > Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh,

the > officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low > budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa > Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging > from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The > moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with > courage," and if you don't meet?" Banta Singh replied," then you will get > two tunnels in same cost." > > > > A surd was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that > said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh > well !" and turned around and drove home. > On his way home the same surd drove past another sign that said "CLEAN > RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time he drove eight miles, he had cleaned 43 > restrooms. > > > A sardarji joined IAS as a trainee. On his first day in the collectorate he > dialed and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!" > The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong > extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" > "No", replied the trainee. > "It's the Collector of the District, you fool!" > The sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you > fool?" > "No.", replied the collector. > "Good!", replied the sardarji and put down the phone! > > > > Once a sardaji and his sardar friends went to London looking for decent > jobs. Since he couldn't get one anywhere, he finally tried the zoo. When he > asked for a job, the zookeeeper had only one for him. He said since the lion > had been sick for a while, and the kids were missing him, he has to wear the > lion's disguise and keep the children amused. > So, one day when his parents co-incidentally happened to be visiting the > zoo, sardarji forgot he was a lion in disguise and shouted"satsriyakal". In > return came various replies from all other cages "jo bole so nihal!!" > > > > > > > Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. > They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of

> the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. > Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa > calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. > "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" > Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is > that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. > And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!" > > > This sardarji kept staring at his computer screen for quite a while. To > break the long pause another guy comes to him and asks, "Why are you simply > staring at it... why don't you do start working?" Sardarji replies, "Take a > look at the screen...". The other guy looks and there displayed is the > message "Press any key to continue". > The man asked "So what?" > The Sardarji replies, "Look, this damn keyboard doesn't have the 'Any' > key!...How do I continue now..." > > >" > > Sardar from Bombay went to London. In the evening, he felt like talking to > Sardarni. So dialled his residence and the following conversation happened:> Sardar- O-Haello-o-o > Reply - Hello > Sardar smirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice. > Sardar - Oye, kaun hai. > Reply - Shaab, main Bahadur. > Sardar - Oye, too kahan se aya. > Bahadur - Shaab, mujhe aaj hi MemShaab ne naukri pe rakha hai. > Sardar shifts uneasily at the revealation of Sardarni's daring at keeping a > Hardworking (u can translate work) Pahari bahadur, the day Sardar has left > home. > Sardar - Oye, khote, ja ke Memsahib nu bula ke mere naal gal kara. > Bahadur - Shaab, MemShaab to shota hai. > Sardar - Oye, tu Memsahib nu jaga de. > Bahadur - Par Shaab, MemShaab to Shaab ke saath sota hai. > Sardar is Red and White sorry Wild with anger. > Sardar - Dekh oye Bahadur, Tu meri gal sun. Main tera asli Sahib hoon. > Bahadur - Shaab, to phir MemShaab ke paas kaun sota hai. > Sardar - Woh koi khoti da puttar nakli Sahib ban ke aya hoga. Tu aisa kar, > drawing room ki diwar par meri dunali bandook latki hai. Ja use leke aa ja. > After a pause.... > Bahadur - Haan Shaab, Bandook le aya. > Sardar - Ye telephone ke niche wali daraz men goliyaan padi hain. Isme se do > goliyaan Bandook mein daal de. > After a shuffling and cranking noise... > Bahadur - Haan Shaab, dal diya.

> Sardar - Ab jake us nakli Sahib ko aur Memsahib ko shoot kar de. > Rapport of two gunshots is heard and... > Bahadur - Haan Shaab, maine dono ko shoot kar diya. Ab lashon ka kya karoon. > Sardar - Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon ko dafan kar de. > Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye fifteenth floor pe garden kahan se aa > gaya. > Sardar - Oh, sorry, wrong number. > > > > A Sardarji with two red ears went to the doctor. The Sardarji explained: "I > was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I > accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" > exclaimed the doctor in horror. "But ... what happened to your other ear?" > The scoundrel called back." > > > Banta went to US & had a meeting with Bill Clinton. > Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. > (he takes him in a deep forest) > Bill: Dig the ground. > sardarji did it. > Bill: more..more..more... > (Sardarji went upto 100 feet) > Bill: So now , try to search something. > Sardarji: I got a wire. > Bill: You know, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones. > Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to india. > NEXT YEAR BILL VISITS INDIA > Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. The same, he takes Bill in > forest. > Sardarji: Dig it . > Bill does. > Sardarji: more ..more ..more .......... > (Bill goes upto almost 400 feet..) > Sardarji: Try to find something. > Bill tries. > Sardarji: Did you get anything ? > Bill: no. > Sardarji: Yes, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS. > > > > > An American, an Italian and a Surd were doing construction work on > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building... They were eating lunch and > the American said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and > cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The > Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one > more time I'm going to jump off, too." The surd opened his lunch and said, > "Paratha and dhal again. If I get paratha and dhal one more time I'm

jumping > too." Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and > cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and > jumps too. The Surd opens his lunch, sees paratha and dhal and jumps to his > death also... > At the funeral..... The American's wife is weeping...She says, "If I'd known > how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given > it to him again! The Italian's wife also weeps and says " I could have given > him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize he hated pasta so much." Everyone > turned and stared at the Surd's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, > "He makes his own lunch!" > > > Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were > planning for free Punjab. > Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would > we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. > Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take > over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get > developed." > All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did > not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd > replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE > OVER USA ?????" > > > > > Santa had three daughters and on their wedding he asked each one of them to > write home and tell him about their married life. The first wrote back on > the second day. The letter arrived with a single message, "Vah Taj". Santa > is confused but finally noticed the Taj tea ad, and it said; "SATISFACTION > TO THE LAST DROP..." So, he was happy. Then the second daughter got married > and the message read; "Rothmans". So he looks for the Rothmans ad, and it > says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE". And he is happy again. Then it was the third > one's wedding and he was anxious. It took 4 weeks for a message to come > through. When it did the message was simply "BRITISH AIRWAYS". He was so > concerned. He frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking > for a BA ad. He found one and fainted. The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN > DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS. > > > > This sardhar goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I > touch it hurts.' The doctor says 'OK. Touch your elbow.' The sardhar touches

> his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch > your head.' The sardhar touches his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks > him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the sardhar > touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete > examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days. > Two days later the sardhar comes back and the doctor says; > 'We've found your problem.' > 'Oh yeah? What is it?' > 'You've broken your finger!' > > > > > Two Sardarji pilots try to land an airplane in the states. They start > descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screams to the other "Get > the airplane up, the runaway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets > the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending > again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the > plane up, the runaway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane > back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... > This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says : > "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport > but with such a short runaway...", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But > look how wide they made it...." > > > > At school Little santa was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding > at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them > by saying, "I know the whole truth." > Little santa decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is > greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly > hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." > Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and > greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 > and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." > Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the > mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole > truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, > "Then come > give your daddy a great big hug!" > > > > > A man collapsed on the street, and a crowd began to gather. As a woman was > tending to the stricken gentleman, a SARDAR pushed through the crowd, and

> waved off the lady who was helping with, "HATT JAO LADY MERE PAS RED CROSS > TRAINING HAI!", and he began to go through the memorized steps: 1) Check > pulse, 2) Check breathing, The lady, standing off to the side said, "When > you get to the part about call a doctor, I'm already here." > > > > A sardarji couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby > came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a > wonderful Gujarathi baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On > the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so > they each could enroll in night courses.After they filled out the form, the > registration clerk inquired, What ever possessed you to study Gujarathi?" > The Sardarji said proudly, "We just adopted a Gujarathi baby and in a year > or so he'll start to talk. > We just want to be able to understand him"... > > > > An old and ailing Punjabi was admitted to the intensive care unit of a > hospital > Feeling that his end was near, he asked the doctor to get him a crash course > in Urdu explaining that when he died and went to heaven, at least he'd be > able to speak the language of poetry with the Houris in paradise. > The doctor somewhat sarcastically asked him > "And what happens if you end up in hell? Your Urdu will be of no use > there!". > "No problem" replied the Punjabi, "I speak fluent Punjabi!". > > > Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their > m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his > machine. > > Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has > just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" > > Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!! > > > > HEIGHTS OF REVENGE > Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had > to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every > time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a > sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear > but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the > mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still

> wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says > "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling > in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, > guoooonnnnn > > > > On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing > out some of the rules, " The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male > students and the male dormitory for the female students. Anybody caught > breaking this rule will be fined $20.00 for the first time." He continued, > "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.00. > Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.00. Are there any > questions?" At this point, santa who is in the crowd inquired, "How much for > a season pass?" > > > Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly > filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. > Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled > there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his > application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to > be filled was either > MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up > with the answer............ > PREFERABLY FEMALES > Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening > batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. > He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the > non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his > fiercest... > First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji's off-stump. Sardarji doesn't move an > inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. > Second ball : Goes right over the Sardarji's bat and just over the middle > stump, somehow missing both the bat and the > stumps. Sardarji is again unmoved. > Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Sardarji, missing his head > by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to > wicket-keeper. Sardarji doesn't move a muscle. > Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Sardarji again doesn't move, and the > ball shoots past him to the wicket- keeper. But this > time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!" Sardarji walks upto the umpire and tells > him, "So you discovered it now? You see, I know > from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!