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This is a bizarre story where the protagonist is reincarnated as Hitler's dog in an alternate 1933 where everyone is anthropomorphic animals and world leaders are in queer relationships. The protagonist tries to take over the world and seduce the leaders. The reader will spend 15 years in this strange world.

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Don't you hate it when you’re reincarnated as doggo

Hitler?

Welcome to earth 1933. Hitler isn't racist, Tsar Nicholas’s daughter is leader
of the USSR, the Queen of Britain (not Elizabeth) is in a poly lesbian
relationship with the heads of her dominions and everyone is a furry.

Yeah it’s that weird.

A gamer from our world got sent to this one. But instead of starting as a
nobody like in most stories of this genre he was reborn as Adolf Hitler’s
doggo counterpart.

Naturally he did what anyone would do in this scenario. Try to take over the
world and hog all its big titty leaders to himself.

Yeah, like I said, weird.

You will be spending 15 years in this jump opposed to 10 due to the length
of the story.

Made with permission from Peoples_Republic_of_fanfictions, contains


spoilers for unpublished chapters. Read at your own discretion.

+1000cp

Age and gender:

Choose any age between 18 and 50. Sex change costs 50cp.

Origin

Hitler
The biggest dickhead of all time. You are lucky that you aren’t THE Hitler.
You are Anon Hitler, the less evil but still dickish version of the German
dictator. By taking this you become the leader of nazi germany starting in
1933, the place is broke and going down fast. But with the right spending
and investments you can turn the crippled nation into a global power.

Axis Power
Italy, Hungary, Bulgaria, Thailand, Romania and Japan. Nations with
ambitions of empires. Some are up and coming powers while others have
had their time in the sun cut short. For whatever reason you have found
yourself as the ruler of one of these nations. You are destined to join the
Germans in the conquest of Europe or perhaps you’ll take a different route
to power.

Allied Power
Britain, France, USSR, USA and the British Dominions. You start as the
leader of one of the nations that will become a member of the allied
powers. When the war begins you will get drawn into fighting with Britain
and France eventually, that or you may be able to take advantage of the fall
of the old colonial order.

Widowed Milf
Zuzanna and Alexandra were both the most powerful women in their own
nations until their husbands died. For Zuzanna it was the beginning of the
Second World War while with Alexandra it was the Russian revolution. Still,
after becoming widows they try to live their best lives. If you take this option
then you won’t become ruler of the world or even a nation state but in a
world at war you can live comfortably.

Best Girl
Thea is the best girl hands down. Her physique, her personality and her fat
fucking ass! Like her you are objectively the best girl in whatever setting
you find yourself in. No exceptions.

Perks
Origin perks are 50% off while 100cp is free.

General perks

PC Filter free/100cp
Ok let’s face it the Nazis were… well nazis. Fortunately with this handy little
perk the world gets whitewashed, things like racism or antisemitism are
removed or decreased dramatically. 100cp let’s you take it into other jump.

Furry Form free


You are a furry, literally. You take the form of an anthropomorphic animal
from your nation of origin. What animal is entirely up to you.

Hybrid 100cp
You are the child of two different species. Pick a secondary animal to gain
traits from or pick an animalistic alt-form you already have to fuse with your
Furry Form/

STD Immunity 100cp


Generic STD resistance perk.

Silly name, straight face 100cp


A lot of the German staff of this world have really stupid names or are just
really weird. But no one really cares and just gets along with their day. With
this you can use whatever silly surname with a straight face and no one will
question it just assuming it is your real name.

Bisexual toggle 100cp


No one would accept a bisexual queen in this day and age (well the 1930s)
let’s face it. Thankfully this little toggle let’s you increase the number and
normality of bi people in the world you occupy.

Axis Harem 200cp


Harems are great aren’t they? But the bigger they get the harder it is to
bring them all along. They take up 1 companion slot.

Genetic compatibility 200cp


In a world with so many different species it would be inconvenient if you
couldn’t have kids with a person of a different species. As such with this
you can knock up or be knocked up basically anything vaguely similar to
your own reproductive practices.

Furry Porn Physics 100cp/200cp/400cp


Let’s just say the proportions of this world… get a little out of hand. For
100cp you get what’s considered average for this world (DD cup, fat ass or
eight inch cock) 200cp and you’re considered a 10/10 like Thea, Aida and
Mary (G-K cups, bigger ass and thighs or twelve inch dick) 400cp and you’ll
become a humna humna humna/10 (M cup and above or 18 inch dick) if
you buy the 400cp version you can apply the 200cp version to future jumps
but be careful you do need to do some actual work running your country.

Hitler

Let’s Go With… Fluffy 100cp


Your hair is heavenly levels of soft and fluffy, not entirely appropriate for an
evil overlord but it feels great to run your hands through. Said fluffiness will
cause others to let their guards down around you.

Federalised Harem 200cp


Running an authoritarian dictatorship can be a real hassle. You know what
else is a hassle, having a harem. Why not kill two birds with one stone? All
members of your harem become skilled in governing territories on your
behalf in federal unions making it easier to govern your lands, as a bonus
due to the nature of federations your harem members get along better for
the good of the country.

Sex Solves Everything 400cp


Don’t you hate it when your allies are arguing over limited territory? While
you COULD sit them down and make out a compromise, just fucking them
until they agree with you is much easier. Rather by having sex with them
yourself or putting them into sexual relations with each other will solve most
arguments between allies.

Meta Knowledge 600cp


The key to Anon’s success, his knowledge of the world war via school
education and research for strategy games. Now you’ve got an expert fan’s
knowledge when it comes to the lore of whatever setting you find yourself
in.

Axis Power

Bad Bitches Are Hot 100cp


Conquering countries and oppressing people is a shit move. But you make
it soooooo HOT! Committing crimes and atrocious acts will get you a much
less negative response with most actually seeing you as more attractive
after the crime is committed. The greater the crime the less the effect
works.

WIP 200cp

“Services” based economy 400cp


You are the master of setting up pleasure/vice based economies. Over
time, every other industry needed to maintain a nation begin to pop up
around the casinos, brothels, cat girl caffees and strip clubs you construct.

Subjugate the Locals 600cp


Subjugating locals long enough to assimilate them is hard. Fucking them
until they want you to rule over them is easy. Doing it yourself or via your
army, fucking conquered populations will make them more passive under
your rule.
Allied Power

Stiff Upper Lip 100cp


Pussy lip that is. Or dick, whatever’s down there. You now find it incredibly
easy to become aroused on command, instant boners or wet as a sponge
at the drop of a hat.

Auntie Sam 200cp


You are the queen of sugar mamas. Providing people with cash or needed
supplies they will become putty in your hands. Sex or other favors it’s all a
possibility with the right investments.

WIP 400cp

Superpower Status 600cp


You are the big cheese, or at least one of them. If you control a country it
will be the third biggest political power in the setting, if it’s any other type of
organization it will be the third rank in its field.

Widowed Milf

Thick Mama 100cp


In real life women with multiple kids usually look aged and tired, but not
you. You maintain an energetic and youthful appearance regardless of how
many times you’ve gone through childbirth.

Power Everything 200cp


You wonder why Antoni tried to make a move on Thea when he had a
woman like Zuzanna. It was probably due to him being a dick but I believe
it’s down to the sheer, overwhelming ravenous sexual hunger Zuzanna
exhibited, it taking Anon and several other men to satisfy her during the
siege of Warsaw. Like her you have enough stamina and endurance to
keep going for hours. Be that in sex or any other activity with little refractory
time.
Survival of the Thickest 400cp
Say what you want about Alexandra’s outlook towards life or Zuzanna’s
‘personal activities’ ; they are natural survivors. Instead of being executed
or sent to a concentration camp they survived to bounce back. Once per
jump when you should have absolutely lost you can escape to plan your
revenge.

Dommy Mommy 600cp


It takes a special kind of ass to make a man go to war for it. Taking the
dominant position during sex you can slowly begin to dominate a person.
The stronger their will the longer it will take but eventually they will all
submit to you with the correct amount of training and discipline. This perk
requires the target to not actively be trying to kill you to work.

Best Girl

Captain of the team 100cp


Just like Thea you were captain of your school’s women’s weightlifting
team. As such you are in peak physical condition for your species. You will
remain in this state while only requiring minimal exercise to maintain your
physique.

WIP 200cp

Built to Breed 400cp


With most women pregnancy makes you look… less than pretty. The added
weight and stretch marks being two of the top reasons. But this is the
opposite for you. Now when people say you look like a milf it’ll be that milfs
look like you. Instead of destroying your body, the more times you're
pregnant the better looking you’ll become. Bigger tits, bigger ass, thicker
thighs. The whole 9 yards. Plus who doesn’t like a woman who’s good with
kids?

Right of Conquest 600cp


Fucking your enemies into submission is always an interesting way to
conquer lands. Using sex Thea established the Persian-Arab Kingdom by
asserting herself over the Iranian Shahbanu Jasmine and Arabian Sultana
Aiza of Arabia. Through this she became the Queen of Queens. You can
now use sex as a way of formalizing your power over lands, by making
their ruler submit to you during sex you become recognised by the
government as their new ruler.

Items

Origin items are 50% off while 100cp is free.

General

Country of your Own 400cp/600cp


You get your very own nation. Good for you, depending on what nationality
you chose to be, the size of said nation may vary. 400cp will get you a
smaller nation like Japan, Italy, Poland or Iran while 600cp will get you one
of the larger colonial powers like France or Britain or the USA or USSR. It
will be added to your warehouse post jump.

Hitler

Mein easy time building the German economy 100cp


A book written by Anon explaining the key factors he needed to address in
order to build his Empire during the 6 year timeframe between him taking
power and the war starting. Unlike the standard edition this one book will
change depending on what immediate issues your nation or organization
faces. It won’t tell you how to fix the problem directly but more point you in
the direction of how to.

WIP 200cp

Hydra Base 400cp


No you do not have the cosmic cube or space guns. This base was built to
research and test new technologies meant to help the Third Reich win the
war. Built into a mountain there are hundreds of floors and test bays letting
you develop whatever technology you have reached the level of.

The Eagle's Nest 600cp


The mountain retreat and residence for Anon and his family the Eagle’s
nest is much larger here than in our world. With far more rooms to house
the extensive Hitler family along with several rooms dedicated to relaxation.

Axis Power

Maid Outfits of Domination 100cp


A sexy maid outfit that slowly makes the wearer more submissive as time
passes by.

WIP 200cp

The Yamato 400cp


The flagship of the Japanese Imperial Fleet it’s one of the strongest

WIP 600cp

Allied Power

The Crown Jewels 100cp


The Crown Jewels of Britain, pride of the nation. These give you not only a
symbol of power and authority but a fashionable appearance. Although
there are a few more… erotic editions that have been made that are kept
out of public sight. Pearl bondage gear and a Burman ruby ball gag aren’t
traditionally something the monarch or consort to the monarch should be
seen wearing.

Inflatable Invasion Force 200cp


An inflatable army of tanks, transports, fighter planes and yes, soldiers.
Each jump this fake army will remold itself to fit the appearance of the local
armed forces. Soldiers may or may not come with attachable crotches.

Project Habakkuk 400cp


No ducking way. They actually built this thing?! A giant long range aircraft
carrier built from pykrete (ice and sawdust mixed) that is literally repaired
by seawater. Don’t ask how this abomination works, it just does.

Kremlin 600cp
Heart of the Soviet Union, the Kremlin is a fortress, personal residence,
seat of government and military academy all in one. Protected by a stone
wall the Kremlin makes for a formidable command center. Can be imported
into whatever jump you find yourself in. May or may not have had the
torture dungeon turned into a sex palace.

Widowed Milf

Infinite silk nightwear 100cp


Zuzanna knew how to dress. You now have a set of nightwear that changes
to your preferred fashion made from the finest silk available. Will repair or
replace itself if damaged or lost.

WIP 200cp

Secret accounts 400cp


You are such a naughty girl. While Russia burned Alexandra smuggled
large chunks of the Romanov dynasty’s wealth into secret accounts she
and Nicholas had set up in Switzerland. In total half of the family fortune
(the modern equivalent of 150 billion dollars) is hidden away here ready for
you to use as you see fit. Once the jump has ended this account will refill to
its original sum.

The Kaminski Estate 600cp


Formerly lands owned by former president Antoni’s family dating back four
hundred years, this 640,000 acre estate in Kuyavia contains miles of
farmland and several small towns populated by over twenty thousand
people. With her husband dead and children fleeing to allied Britain
Zuzanna took sole ownership of the land renaming it after her maiden
name and taking up residence in the expansive castle at the center of her
little kingdom. Due to her ‘connections’ with German higher ups these lands
are an autonomous zone completely under her authority. Well it was until
you took over, this estate and its people will become a part of your
warehouse after the jump is done and will follow you around for the rest of
your chain.

Best Girl

Sex Toys of the Future 100cp


Due to Anon’s status as a man from the future and his kinky personality
he’s provided his wife with sex toys from the modern day to use on their
harem. This collection of dildos, ball gags, strap one and butt plugs will
expand indefinitely as you add new toys to it. Each will clean itself after use
should you desire it.

Hypnotic dancers outfit 200cp


While not magical this gold and jewel covered silk dancers outfit allows you
to put people who watch you dance in a light trance. The longer and more
physical your dance the greater the effects will last.

Palace of Aryans 400cp


A palace built in Baghdad before it was rechristened Neo-Babylon, the
Palace of the Aryans was built by combining several smaller buildings
around the former king’s palace. Covering 50,000 square feet of land the
Classical Greek architecture stands out amongst the local buildings as a
center of Persian-Arab power in the region.

Arab Oil fields 600cp


The source of much of the region’s modern wealth (along with its problems)
this 1000 square foot oil field is capable of producing 100 barrels of crude
oil per day. Adding it to your warehouse will ensure a steady flow of profits
once you’ve set up a customer base.

Scenario

World War Two


The task is simple: win the war for the axis or allies.

Reward:

Anon/Axis victory:
For winning the war you get this little tid-bit. A poetry prize maybe but it’s
the thought that counts. It’s called The Greater Germanic Fucking Reich!

That’s right for winning the war you get not only Greater Germany, that
being everything from the Rhine to the Urals including Scandinavia but
other member states ruled by Anon’s harem which is basically the whole
world.

Allied victory:
We beat the Fuhrer! Yes you did, the Axis have been crushed and the free
world saved. Against all the odds you’ve defeated the Axis and brought
lasting peace to Europe.

Reward:
As the winner of the Second World War you get the United Nations as your
reward, with yourself as head of the security council. Unlike the modern UN
this organization actually is capable of solving international issues as the
building is capable of calming people in such a way that they become more
agreeable.

Make Love not War


War is so overrated. So to stop that happening you have to convince every
world leader of your preferred sex into your harem. No exceptions.

Reward: Harem Emperor


You sly dog. You’ve gained the ability to not only gather a harem, but to
successfully manage your time with them and even impart your skills onto
them so they can go out and gather even more harem members for you.

Head down (Widowed Milf only)


War is such a fickle thing. You just want to be left alone to live your own
hedonistic lifestyle. So you have to make sure you have absolutely nothing
to do with the war. You can only react to things that directly affect you but
never take any proactive attacks against your enemies.

Reward: Big Mama


You have become the ultimate milf. No other sexy mama can ever compare
to you. And you will stay that way. Instead of aging poorly you will become
even more beautiful with age and maintain the complexion of a woman in
her early 30s. Shotas beware.

Companions

Import/export 50cp/400cp
With this you can import up to 8 companions each with 600cp.

Big Titty Slavic Girlfriend 100cp


During his invasion of Russia Anon promised every man in the German
military who took part a hot Slavic girlfriend as motivation. Looks like it paid
off.

A beautiful bear-like Russian woman has taken an interest in you. She’s


tall, thicc in all the right places and excruciatingly horny. She’ll follow you
around helping you out with anything you need but expecting to be fucked
senseless afterwards. Keeping with her Soviet Era roots she would prefer
to share you with more than one girl via collective ownership as long as you
continue to meet her needs.

Polish Equine Stud 100cp


With the German’s ideas of spreading themselves across conquered
territories put into effect, a lot of young men of non-German origins will find
themselves without wives. Luckily for this farmhand he’s found you. He’s
fallen for you Jumper, coming from a traditional family he wants to court
you before marriage. This may or may not include dicking you down with
his huge horse cock.

Chinese Warlady 100cp


This tigress is one of the many military women who have taken control over
the crumbling Chinese Republic. Once the ruler of a small clique she’s
chosen to jump ship with her wealth to be with you. She’s used to being in
charge so expect to be the bottom in bed. Outside of sex she’s a military
genius and a cunning tactician who can help organize any army.

Followers

The Whorinstuffen family 200cp


Thea is great, let's all be honest. But you know what’s better than one
Thea? Thirty Theas! Olga was a whore in her youth and never grew out of
it. As such she had thirty daughters during her lifetime including Thea
herself, Helga and Victoria and the rest of their S tier milf sisters.

Drawbacks

Continuity errors +100cp


There are a few small errors in this universe regarding history. With George
six having abdicated, the Russian Czar's daughter was put in charge of the
government by the Soviets. The list is endless really. While not harmful, all
these little errors or rewrites of history will really piss you off on a personal
level.
Physics ensue +100cp/+200cp
None of the girls in this setting have realistic body proportions. As such
they will have to be reigned in. For 100cp the curves of the setting’s girls
will be shrunk down to realistic sizes. 200cp and they remain the same, but
the girls will be in constant agony due to gravity pulling down their
mammaries (the 200cp option can only be taken if you are a woman)

Mother in law +200cp


Oh this old hag. You have Anon Hitler’s mother in law Olgafollowing you
around this jump. She’s a mean spirited washed up whore who never
thought Anon was good enough for her daughter. Expect her to ridicule you
over every little thing no matter how small, no matter what you accomplish
she will still think very little of you. Sending her to a death camp will be
impossible, believe me Anon tried several times.

I’m not a furry +300cp


Wow you’ve stuck to it, you cannot become sexually attracted to furries,
due to that being the entire population of the planet you will basically get no
action during this jump. Any companions you bring here will become locked
in their furry form until the end of the jump. It’s a pity, Thea has a great ass.

Period specific +300cp


Despite the changes to the timeline the world still follows similar events as
our timeline. As such you will have all your perks, powers and items from
outside this jump confiscated for your duration here.

Meta knowledge be gone +600cp


You no longer have access to any information related to the world from
1933 onwards. Expect things to be a lot less easy when you don’t know
what’s going to happen when or that the Axis were supposed to lose to
begin with.

Author's note: I know it’s not a conventional nsfw Jumpchain but I think it
will still be fun and PeoplesRepublicofFanfiction was happy with the result.
Link to the story

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31090253/chapters/76813058?view_adu
lt=true

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