They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change
temperature.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing
in his head.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite
bananas when they die.
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to
consider if he should.
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
I trust everything that's written in purple ink.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado
to wreak havoc.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from
each other.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s
food.
The virus had powers none of us knew existed.
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more
acceptable.
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas
people had of him.
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men.
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the
chalkboard.
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.
It must be five o'clock somewhere.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my
browser history.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity
gig.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next.
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on
veggie crackers.
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth
while taking a bath.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with
the second.
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy
bars.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that
security complexes were psychological.
