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{761}{816}No.
{966}{1043}No means no.
{1260}{1296}/Bonjour.
{1297}{1335}/Carl, I know it's you.
{1336}{1380}Oh. Hey, man.
{1381}{1443}I was just about to call you.|That's so weird.
{1444}{1503}Had your number dialed,|was about to press "send."
{1504}{1535}Did you block your number?
{1536}{1645}/Yeah, I did.|You never answer when I don't.
{1646}{1685}/So, what are you doing?
{1686}{1743}Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
{1744}{1807}- /You did get my text, right?|- What? Text? What?
{1808}{1845}/We're all going out tonight.
{1846}{1911}Man, that sounds great.|I wish I could join you.
{1912}{1940}I'm just so jammed up.
{1941}{1989}I'm totally off the grid,|you know?
{1990}{2023}/No, I don't at all.
{2024}{2103}I got a bunch of stuff going on.|There's this thing I gotta do.
{2104}{2173}Any other night would've been great.|Darn it to heck.
{2174}{2207}/Thing? What thing?
{2208}{2247}Thing, you know, just a thing.
{2248}{2321}If I had my thing in front of me,|I could tell you what it is...
{2322}{2379}...but I know there's a thing.|- /A thing.
{2380}{2457}/I don't think there's anything|/written down in your fake calendar.
{2458}{2499}No, it says specific things.
{2500}{2578}/Specific things.|/Like "get in line at the video store"?
{2579}{2633}What? What are you talking about?
{2634}{2697}I'm not at the video store.|I'm in my apartment.
{2698}{2831}/I can see you, Carl.|/I'm outside the video store.
{2832}{2879}- That's not me.|- /It's not?
{2880}{2971}Oh, I know what's happening.|There is this guy who looks just like
me...
{2972}{3025}...who goes to a lot of|the same stores I do.
{3026}{3067}That's probably who you're seeing.
{3068}{3096}Wow, that's amazing...
{3097}{3207}...because his mouth is moving|in sync with what you're saying.
{3208}{3283}/Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
{3284}{3342}Carl, get outside.|I know you're not talking.
{3343}{3453}- What? All right.|- Carl.
{3476}{3575}Look who's here.|- Hey. You.
{3576}{3615}Hi.
{3616}{3671}I don't believe it.|- Rooney.
{3672}{3758}Carl Allen.|Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
{3759}{3830}Hey.|- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
{3831}{3879}No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
{3880}{3970}...some things I gotta do, issues pending,|keep me pretty busy.
{3971}{4011}Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
{4012}{4075}So we are really excited|for you to be here, Carl...
{4076}{4137}...because we have an announcement|to make.
{4138}{4207}Honey, show him.
{4208}{4252}There it is. Deal with it.
{4253}{4287}We're engaged.
{4288}{4349}- Oh, my God. Come on.|- Right?
{4350}{4439}Big step, huh?|- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
{4440}{4487}Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
{4488}{4524}What has it been, six months?
{4525}{4572}- No.|- Two years.
{4573}{4651}Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
{4652}{4750}So anyway, we're gonna have|an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
{4751}{4803}Oh, you bastard.|Always knows how to get me.
{4804}{4863}Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
{4864}{4948}- Yeah, we'll figure it out.|- What's there to figure out?
{4949}{4980}Oh, God, look who's here.
{4981}{5047}I'm not falling for that, Carl.|What's to figure out?
{5048}{5124}- Open bar. What's the problem?|- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
{5125}{5245}- The Stephanie?|- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
{5246}{5300}Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
{5301}{5443}- Looks like she's with someone there too.|- They seem to be thriving.
Good for her.
{5444}{5512}They're touching each other's genitals.|Isn't that amazing?
{5513}{5591}I'm so glad I came out. Love it.|Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
{5592}{5650}- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.|- What?
{5651}{5707}It's been years.|You leave every time she comes.
{5708}{5774}Totally unrelated. It has nothing|to do with Stephanie.
{5775}{5827}Carl. Peter.
{5828}{5863}- Rooney.|- Stephanie, guys.
{5864}{5898}Hey.
{5899}{5952}- My boyfriend, Ted.|- Hey.
{5953}{6037}- I don't believe we...|- No, I don't believe we have.
{6038}{6095}- You're leaving?|- Yeah, unfortunately.
{6096}{6159}Terrible timing too,|because you just got here.
{6160}{6225}You just got here, too, Carl.
{6226}{6291}Yeah, but he's got a thing.
{6292}{6368}Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,|and there's no time.
{6369}{6442}There's a time crunch,|and time is of the essence.
{6443}{6551}Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
{6580}{6652}Wow. That didn't sound quite right.|Oh, well.
{6653}{6713}Whoa!
{6904}{6986}See you, guys.
{7402}{7495}- Oh! Hi, Tillie.|- Morning, Carl.
{7496}{7555}Would you like to come over|for a little breakfast?
{7556}{7610}Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
{7611}{7683}- Some cereal, a little yogurt?|- Yeah, no.
{7684}{7726}How about some toast, huh?
{7727}{7808}You know, I have to go to work,|but thanks.
{7809}{7877}Good show tonight.|Come check us out.
{7878}{7929}Your loss. Hey, man,|wanna rock out tonight?
{7930}{7995}- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?|- Yep.
{7996}{8095}- Yes?|- No, I meant yes to your no.
{8096}{8151}Yeah, bye.
{8152}{8262}Persianwifefinder. com.|No, thank you.
{8263}{8368}Costume party. Yeah, no.
{8398}{8465}Oh, boy.
{8480}{8523}Here we go.
{8524}{8639}- Carl Allen has reported for duty.|- I'm not a soldier, Norman.
{8640}{8718}You're a soldier on the front line|of finance.
{8719}{8791}Norman. Line one.
{8792}{8855}Did you wanna get that?|In the privacy of your office?
{8856}{8943}- I'll just get it here.|- Yeah, or that.
{8944}{8988}You're with Norman.
{8989}{9123}Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...|Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
{9124}{9184}Okay.
{9211}{9264}Remember that promotion|we were talking about?
{9265}{9302}- Yeah.|- It's not gonna happen.
{9303}{9356}Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
{9357}{9421}It was between you and Demko,|and they went with Demko.
{9422}{9495}I don't care.|I didn't really want the job badly.
{9496}{9580}I just figured after five years,|I'd be the logical choice, but
whatever.
{9581}{9659}Look at it this way:|at least you didn't get shit-canned.
{9660}{9738}- Do you know what that means?|- Fired?
{9739}{9820}How did you know what that meant?|Have you heard me say that before?
{9821}{9870}No, it's a pretty common expression.
{9871}{9987}- In my circles. I made it up.|- Well, it's catching on.
{9988}{10065}This'll cheer you up.|I'm having a little get-together at my place.
{10066}{10186}- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.|- Oh, man.
{10187}{10235}Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
{10236}{10287}- You don't know what day it is.|- When is it?
{10288}{10329}- Friday.|- I'm out of town.
{10330}{10380}You spoke at the same time|I did just then.
{10381}{10447}Like you were committed|to saying what you were saying...
{10448}{10551}...regardless of what I was gonna say.|- Hmm.
{10552}{10602}I admit, business has been slow.
{10603}{10676}There's a lot less demand|for a small Rollerblade shop...
{10677}{10731}...what with Big 5|and Sport Chalet...
{10732}{10816}...but my designs are gonna|revolutionize the roller industry.
{10817}{10914}I know that, Marv,|but you have no equity.
{10915}{10946}- None.|- And your credit...
{10947}{11011}Bad, but I don't wanna|sound desperate.
{11012}{11153}- Yeah.|- I have no other options left.
{11347}{11415}Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
{11416}{11487}Nick Lane? Hey.
{11488}{11563}- You don't still work at the bank, do you?|- Yeah.
{11564}{11666}Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,|eating my lunch, wearing the
Name tag.
{11667}{11719}You must be running this place by now.
{11720}{11807}I could have. Had a couple offers.|Didn't wanna get tied down.
{11808}{11844}- How's Stephanie?|- Good.
{11845}{11899}God.
{11900}{11963}She's good. What have you been doing?
{11964}{12043}I've been all over the map, man.|I've lived.
{12044}{12132}I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.|I ate bat in Laos.
{12133}{12174}I shot a cow with a bazooka.
{12175}{12250}I'm not proud of that last one,|but I did it, man.
{12251}{12351}- Sounds wild.|- Wanna know my secret?
{12352}{12398}I'm a yes man.
{12399}{12458}The word "yes"|has changed my life. Here.
{12459}{12503}No, thanks. I'm fine.
{12504}{12550}"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine."
{12551}{12594}Wow. Okay.
{12595}{12709}- You don't wanna work here, Carl.|- Yeah, I do.
{12710}{12783}No, you don't.
{12784}{12823}Why don't you take this rock...
{12824}{12902}...throw it at that bank|and shatter the window?
{12903}{12978}- No, thanks.|- Then ask me if I want to.
{12979}{13072}- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?|- Yes.
{13073}{13119}Oh, my God.
{13120}{13183}- What are you, nuts?|- Go to the seminar, Carl.
{13184}{13212}Stay right there.
{13213}{13321}He's gonna break.|- Stop.
{13362}{13464}Carl, live your life!|You won't regret it.
{13465}{13570}Whoo!|- Hey, stop. Stop!
{13774}{13843}- I know you wanna see my band.|- No.
{13844}{13906}Sorry.
{13915}{13959}/Hello?|- Stephanie?
{13960}{14019}- Carl.|- /Yeah, it's me.
{14020}{14129}Just felt like calling you.|I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
{14130}{14169}Yes, Carl. I have to go.
{14170}{14250}- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.|- Oh, that's great.
{14251}{14364}Good for you. Good for you.
{14574}{14708}Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
{14812}{15009}Oh, come on. You're halfway through,|just snap it off already.
{15085}{15183}- Pete? Hey. Where you been?|- You not been getting my calls?
{15184}{15291}What? God, no.|Oh, I totally lost my phone.
{15292}{15358}You're so full of shit.
{15359}{15443}- Here it is.|- Yeah. There it is.
{15444}{15519}You know what, buddy?|You missed my engagement party tonight.
{15520}{15604}Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.|That was tonight?
{15605}{15686}- Mm-hm...|- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
{15687}{15751}Listen, I'll make it up to you.|I promise. I swear.
{15752}{15824}You pick the day. Any day you want,|we'll go out, swash buckle.
{15825}{15885}- What does that even mean?|- I don't know.
{15886}{15986}This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.|This was my engagement party.
{15987}{16062}- You only get married once.|- I certainly wouldn't do it again.
{16063}{16123}I know, Carl.|I know that Stephanie left you.
{16124}{16239}And I know that you have issues because|of it, but this isn't about
you. It's about me.
{16240}{16316}When's the last time you did anything fun?|You always make excuses.
{16317}{16379}"I don't wanna commit.|I don't wanna be tied down."
{16380}{16435}I mean, do you even know|my fianc�e's last name?
{16436}{16511}Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
{16512}{16616}- Wait. Fishwall?|- Fishwall?
{16617}{16698}- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?|- No? That's wrong?
{16699}{16742}- It's Burns.|- Burns?
{16743}{16799}It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
{16800}{16876}And guess what?|She doesn't like my best friend.
{16877}{16955}I keep trying to think of reasons|why she should, but you know what?
{16956}{17004}- I can't think of any.|- Pete, I...
{17005}{17083}I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.|You do whatever you want.
{17084}{17167}I'm telling you, you don't change your life,|you're gonna end up
lonely.
{17168}{17290}A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
{17412}{17484}Hey, Carl.
{17544}{17661}Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
{17662}{17803}Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,|or does it look like he's
kind of dead?
{17804}{17860}Nope. No more than usual.
{17861}{18006}I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards|thinking he might actually
be dead.
{18007}{18093}I guess I never saw him a lot,|so it's hard for me to tell the
difference.
{18094}{18151}Yeah, that's true.
{18152}{18195}He never did much.
{18196}{18244}- Wasn't a good friend.|- Nope.
{18245}{18294}Wasn't a good anything.
{18295}{18406}- Are there more beers in the fridge?|- Sorry, last one.
{18407}{18508}Now, that's upsetting.
{18580}{18662}What was that?
{19636}{19758}/Welcome to yes.|We are about to begin.
{19759}{19831}/Please, find a seat.
{19832}{19908}Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
{19909}{19949}Carl, man, hey.
{19950}{20011}- Carl.|- Hey, Nick.
{20012}{20060}- You made it, man.|- Did you wanna...
{20061}{20116}Sure, let me sit down.|I knew you'd come.
{20117}{20212}I saw it in your eyes, man.|You're gonna love this. Terrence is a
genius.
{20213}{20313}He's gonna blow your mind all over|the room. He's like a mind
grenade.
{20314}{20376}- I'm not sure I want that.|- Yeah, but you need it.
{20377}{20409}That's why you're here.
{20410}{20521}You have got to start saying yes, my man,|and I mean to everything.
{20522}{20574}It's starting.
{20575}{20619}/Life.
{20620}{20708}/We are all living it. Or are we?
{20709}{20745}Ooh, heavy.
{20746}{20903}/Change is generated from consciousness,|/but where is consciousness
generated from?
{20904}{20958}/From the external.
{20959}{21074}/And how do we control the external?|/With one word.
{21075}{21117}/And what is that word?
{21118}{21195}Yes!|- Jeez.
{21242}{21283}Yes.
{21284}{21342}Yes.
{21352}{21462}Yes, yes, yes!|- Yes. Yes!
{21552}{21619}MAN 3: Yes!|NICK:- Whoo!
{21620}{21679}The word is "yes."
{21680}{21762}Yes, yes, yes.
{21766}{21823}- Say it a million times.|- Yes.
{21824}{21867}Say it a million more times.
{21868}{21950}And the word you will have said|2 million times is:
{21951}{22009}Yes!
{22169}{22200}Yes.
{22201}{22322}I want you to invite yes into your lives...
{22323}{22443}...because it will RSVP "yes."
{22464}{22587}When you say yes to things,|you embrace the possible.
{22588}{22767}You gobble up all of life's energies,|and you excrete the waste.
{22768}{22957}Before we begin today,|I'd like to welcome our new members.
{22967}{23088}- Who among you is new?|- He is. This guy right here. He's new.
{23089}{23143}- Over here.|- Please don't. Jesus.
{23144}{23343}- Come on up, future yes man.|- That's okay, I'm just auditing.
{23366}{23490}You can't audit life, my friend.|Now get on up here.
{23491}{23651}- No, thanks. I'm cool.|- I'm sorry? What was that you said?
{23652}{23781}- I said, I'm cool.|- Before that.
{23788}{23820}Thank you.
{23821}{23898}Back up just a little bit more.
{23899}{23968}- No.|/- No man. No man.
{23969}{24022}/No man. No man. No man.
{24023}{24055}/No man. No man.
{24056}{24116}Okay.
{24131}{24223}If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
{24224}{24363}...Terrence will come to the molehill.
{24502}{24570}What's your name?
{24571}{24615}Carl.
{24616}{24651}Let me guess, Carl.
{24652}{24742}Someone talked you|into coming here today, didn't they?
{24743}{24806}- Yes.|- Yes!
{24807}{24910}And you're not sure about this, are you?
{24911}{24939}No.
{24940}{25040}/No man. No man.|No man. No man.
{25041}{25098}You're dead, Carl.
{25099}{25188}You say no to life,|and therefore you're not living.
{25189}{25258}You make up excuses|to the people around you...
{25259}{25303}...and to yourself.
{25304}{25392}You're stuck in the same dead-end job.|You have been for years.
{25393}{25498}You don't have a girlfriend. You don't|have anything close to a
girlfriend.
{25499}{25547}And you lost the love of your life...
{25548}{25703}...because she couldn't be with someone|who didn't live theirs.
{25704}{25810}And on most nights you're so bored|and filled with ennui...
{25811}{25935}...you can't even summon the enthusiasm|necessary to masturbate.
{25936}{26025}Am I right, Carl?
{26089}{26194}I have had some trouble.
{26332}{26419}- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.|- Yes.
{26420}{26536}- Do you want to make a covenant?|- Ugh...
{26537}{26577}The word is "yes," Carl.
{26578}{26611}Yes!|- Yes.
{26612}{26639}Yes!|- Yes.
{26640}{26686}Yes!
{26687}{26764}Once you leave this building...
{26765}{26866}...every time an opportunity|presents itself...
{26867}{26923}...no matter what it is...
{26924}{26977}...you will say yes.
{26978}{27007}Yes.|- Yes!
{27008}{27043}Yes.|- Yes!
{27044}{27118}Yes.|- Yes.
{27128}{27199}What if I...
{27200}{27250}...say...
{27251}{27306}...the other word?
{27307}{27380}You'll be making a promise to yourself.
{27381}{27481}And when you break a promise|to yourself...
{27482}{27564}...things can get a little dicey.
{27565}{27635}What do you say, Carl?
{27636}{27719}Are you ready to make a covenant?
{27720}{27763}Come on, Carl.|- Yes.
{27764}{27799}Yes.|- Yes.
{27800}{27854}Yes.|- Again.
{27855}{27892}- Yes.|- Yes.
{27893}{27983}- Say it again.|- Yes!
{27984}{28123}- Make me believe it.|- Yes, yes, yes.
{28167}{28225}Yes!
{28880}{28908}Hey, there he is.
{28909}{28955}- That was really wonderful.|- Thank you.
{28956}{28991}Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
{28992}{29051}- Hey. Good to have you with us.|- Yes.
{29052}{29138}- So are you gonna do it?|- I don't know. Maybe.
{29139}{29291}That's weird. I didn't realize|we just stepped out of a "maybe"
seminar.
{29292}{29387}Hey, man. That's a nice car.
{29388}{29475}Could you drive me to Elysian Park?
{29476}{29522}Oh. Ugh...
{29523}{29575}Yes!
{29576}{29684}Sure he can. Right, Carl?
{29737}{29792}Yeah, why not?
{29793}{29920}Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
{30011}{30150}- Can I use your phone?|- Go, man, go.
{30813}{30903}Keep going or this'll do,|because it doesn't really matter?
{30904}{30960}Yeah, hold on a sec,|I can't hear myself think.
{30961}{31051}It's just a little further, man.|Just right up the hill there.
{31052}{31122}Go ahead.
{31125}{31195}And what did you say?
{31196}{31332}Oh, I'm just right over here.|Okay. Yeah.
{31333}{31395}What? Hello? Hello?
{31396}{31459}Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
{31460}{31528}Oh, great.
{31529}{31627}- Thanks.|- Well, /gracias, amigo.
{31628}{31723}I mean, it's real nice of you|to give me a ride. Most people just say
no.
{31724}{31814}Course, I have been having a lot of luck|lately outside of that
hotel.
{31815}{31891}No problem. Have a good night.
{31892}{31995}Can I borrow a couple bucks?
{31996}{32047}Okay.
{32048}{32142}I've come this far.
{32144}{32187}Yes, you can.
{32188}{32344}You got a whole lot there.|Can I have it all?
{32391}{32489}Sure. It's all yours.
{32544}{32638}God bless you, man.
{33114}{33175}Oh, come on.
{33176}{33265}Come on, come on.
{33327}{33383}Perfect.
{33384}{33468}Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all|your money away to a homeless guy?
{33469}{33508}Yes, yes, I do.
{33509}{33549}Letting him|burn out your phone...
{33550}{33607}...so you can't call AAA|when you run out of gas?
{33608}{33685}That sounds like a fucking great idea!
{33686}{33743}Why don't you take a stroll|through the hills...
{33744}{33933}...and get killed by the Manson family?|Don't mind if I do.
{34240}{34319}Come on, man.
{34344}{34490}Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
{34811}{34910}Would you like to carry a 20-pound|container of gas up a giant hill
to your car?
{34911}{35018}Oh, could I? Could I really?
{35019}{35099}That's a good look.
{35100}{35211}- Hi. Did you just take my picture?|- Maybe.
{35212}{35275}Did you just run out of gas?
{35276}{35338}Maybe.
{35348}{35446}That sucks.|That happened to me last week.
{35447}{35494}When you were driving|out of your way...
{35495}{35588}...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out|your battery so you
couldn't call AAA?
{35589}{35659}No. I take it|that's what happened to you.
{35660}{35763}No. Why would you assume that?
{35764}{35798}He used up your phone?
{35799}{35896}Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular|homeless man on the planet.
{35897}{35963}He was staying connected.|It was good to see.
{35964}{36039}I'm just glad that I could|be a part of it, really.
{36040}{36106}- That must feel good.|- Oh, truly, truly.
{36107}{36182}Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,|which is cool.
{36183}{36248}Well, do you need a ride?
{36249}{36331}On that thing?
{36544}{36599}Am I going too fast for you?
{36600}{36671}No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
{36672}{36742}That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
{36743}{36901}I just don't wanna|be kept alive artificially.
{37033}{37179}- What are you doing?|- I'm taking a picture. Smile.
{37180}{37365}- I can't see. I'm blind.|- Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
{37588}{37717}Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
{37737}{37796}- Well, thanks again for the ride.|- No problem.
{37797}{37878}Hopefully the color will return|to your face sometime soon.
{37879}{37954}- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.|- Really?
{37955}{38084}I never would've guessed that.|You seemed so at ease on two.
{38085}{38179}- Can I have my helmet back now?|- I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
{38180}{38240}Yeah.
{38244}{38309}Thanks.
{38316}{38347}So you okay?
{38348}{38427}Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna|stick around and make out.
{38428}{38541}- What?|- What did you say?
{38577}{38647}Hey, I...
{38742}{38833}Have a good night.
{39397}{39455}Yes.
{39644}{39778}"Yes always leads to something good.
{39800}{39856}Never avoid opportunities.
{39857}{39970}They may come in any form."
{40016}{40096}- Hello?|- /Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
{40097}{40171}Well, and your boss, but more your buddy|than your boss, right?
{40172}{40239}I guess.
{40244}{40315}So look, we're kind of short|on Saturday staff.
{40316}{40379}Is there any way you could come in?
{40380}{40413}Sure.
{40414}{40500}Nothing I like better than the inside|of a bank on a beautiful
Saturday.
{40501}{40700}Yeah. Yeah, there really is something|magical about this place.
{40702}{40823}Would I like to increase the size|of my penis?
{40824}{40863}Right.
{40864}{40953}Like I need that.
{41009}{41129}- Persian Wife Finder.|/- Hi there. I am Faranoush.
{41130}{41199}/Would you be the man for me?
{41200}{41267}I guess so.
{41268}{41351}Excuse me. I'd like to apply|for a small-business loan.
{41352}{41386}And what's your business?
{41387}{41473}I bake cakes in the shape|of different celebrities' faces.
{41474}{41581}- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.|- No. It's Bono.
{41582}{41646}Oh. Yeah, right.
{41647}{41735}Let's hope it doesn't taste|like Mickey Rourke.
{41736}{41837}So, what do you think?
{41848}{41925}I think yes.
{42012}{42060}Inta-maresting.
{42061}{42099}Cakes, huh?
{42100}{42210}Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut|on it, Norm.
{42211}{42269}- You called me Norm.|- Yeah.
{42270}{42358}- Could that, like, be my nickname?|- Yeah. I guess.
{42359}{42479}Oh, nice. I like your style.|Car. That could be yours.
{42480}{42527}Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...
{42528}{42584}But it's the kind of dazzle|we need around here.
{42585}{42633}- Yeah.|- And you know what I did?
{42634}{42662}What?
{42663}{42775}That Demko thing really chapped my ass.|I marched upstairs and I told
the big guns:
{42776}{42866}"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,|or along with Demko...
{42867}{42928}...whichever, or I walk."
{42929}{42987}Really? What did they say?
{42988}{43080}Well, they were quite attracted to the me|walking option, you know,
for a moment.
{43081}{43140}- But then I threw that off the table.|- Good move.
{43141}{43242}And they said if you started to show|some initiative, I could promote
you.
{43243}{43271}And?
{43272}{43307}- Well, you're doing it.|- Yeah?
{43308}{43354}- Yeah, the whole cake thing.|- Yeah.
{43355}{43399}- You're making up nicknames.|- Okay.
{43400}{43448}Know what?|I called Demko this morning...
{43449}{43507}...to ask if he could work,|and know what he said?
{43508}{43564}- No.|- How did you know that?
{43565}{43593}He's not here.
{43594}{43654}- Yeah, but you are, Car.|- Yeah.
{43655}{43735}And that's why I'm gonna|give the job to you.
{43736}{43818}Norm, that's amazing.|Oh, my God. Thank you.
{43819}{43919}Nice little raise in it for you too.|Bump up your salary to 65.
{43920}{43991}- Thousand?|- Of course, thousand.
{43992}{44105}Come on, let's step this thing|up a notch, Broseph.
{44106}{44134}See what I did there?
{44135}{44273}I joined "bro" with "Joseph." Broseph.|Pretty cool, huh?
{44274}{44360}Very cool, Norm.
{44408}{44489}I have been such a dick and a douche.
{44490}{44550}More of a douche|than a dick, probably...
{44551}{44623}...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.|I mean, really.
{44624}{44737}- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.|- I'm telling you, man, things
are different.
{44738}{44802}Okay. Wait, so wait.|You have to say yes to everything?
{44803}{44896}Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:|I wasn't open to stuff, and now I
am...
{44897}{44997}...and things are changing for me.|It's like the era of yes has
begun.
{44998}{45072}All right. Look, gets you out of the house,|I'm all for it.
{45073}{45131}Excuse me.|Could we get another round of drinks?
{45132}{45179}And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
{45180}{45291}...and our good friend here, Carl,|will be taking care of it.
{45292}{45406}- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?|- Yes. Yes, I am.
{45407}{45467}Okay.
{45536}{45643}I should be prepping my case for Monday,|but I cannot miss this.
{45644}{45755}Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
{45756}{45912}Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing.
{45961}{46021}Argh!
{46060}{46134}Okay, okay.
{46580}{46652}He did it.
{46835}{46899}Drinks on me.
{46900}{46962}Crazy, man.
{46963}{46999}Carl, that was so awesome.
{47000}{47062}- Okay.|- Excuse me. Could I...
{47063}{47110}Absolutely.
{47111}{47282}I don't think that's what she was|asking for, but all right.
{47283}{47333}Was I chewing gum before?
{47334}{47398}Hey. What do you|think you're doing, asshole?
{47399}{47466}Easy, easy.|It was a little misunderstanding, okay?
{47467}{47595}I'm just saying yes to life, homes.|You gotta say yes to life.
{47596}{47683}I made a sacred "conevant."
{47684}{47737}That sounded naughty.
{47738}{47808}- I think you and I need to step outside.|- No. God, no.
{47809}{47898}Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
{47899}{47964}Okay. But if I win...
{47965}{48061}...I get to take that pretty girl of yours|to a ball...
{48062}{48121}...because she deserves that.
{48122}{48222}Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
{48223}{48309}That is so nice.
{48363}{48433}Oh, shit.
{48462}{48553}All right. He punched me|right in the face, man.
{48554}{48620}- Don't worry. I got your back.|- You don't have anybody's.
{48621}{48665}I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
{48666}{48735}- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.|- I know.
{48736}{48785}Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
{48786}{48875}Yeah, we're gonna fight.|We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
{48876}{48933}You want some, huh, more?
{48934}{49029}Because I am open for business, okay?|Oh, where'd I go?
{49030}{49071}Oh, where'd I go?
{49072}{49152}Yeah, how do you fight|what you can't see?
{49153}{49242}Did you see /The Legend of Billy Jack?
{49243}{49303}Because I'm gonna take this foot...
{49304}{49398}...and I'm gonna whop you|on that side of your face...
{49399}{49506}...and there's not a goddamn thing|you can do about it.
{49507}{49567}Just don't|break my teeth off on the curb, okay?
{49568}{49664}But let's really sell this.|Give them a show.
{49665}{49693}What?
{49694}{49812}First, we have|to establish the ground rules.
{49813}{49983}And the ground rules are|there are no ground rules.
{50000}{50075}Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
{50076}{50142}Well, maybe you need to start|being the right guy.
{50143}{50183}That's why you got punched out...
{50184}{50272}...because you got the wrong attitude|right out of the gate.
{50273}{50319}I'm over here, dickhole.
{50320}{50412}Oh, my God. That's so funny.
{50413}{50491}You're a complete...
{50492}{50519}You all right?
{50520}{50574}I almost blocked it.|Didn't get there in time.
{50575}{50619}Okay, we're done.|We've been drinking.
{50620}{50671}- He's really been drinking.|- Seriously, man.
{50672}{50724}I'm glad we had this experience.
{50725}{50887}- I think we both grew from it. Call me.|- You asshole.
{50888}{51020}We really did.|- Yeah. We did, bud.
{51092}{51153}She's never gonna go to a ball.
{51154}{51245}No. No, she's not.
{51980}{52081}- Okay. Tillie, there you are.|- Hi, Carl.
{52082}{52119}What can I do for you?
{52120}{52223}Well, I was wondering if you could help me|put up some shelves.
{52224}{52298}Oh, really?
{52412}{52544}Okay. That should just about do it.
{52562}{52665}- I'll see you later, Tillie.|- That was wonderful, Carl.
{52666}{52747}Oh, not so fast.
{52748}{52801}What are you doing?
{52802}{52899}- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.|- Oh, that's okay.
{52900}{52965}I'm getting so forgetful.
{52966}{53043}- It happens with age.|- Don't worry about it.
{53044}{53114}I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
{53115}{53242}Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor|is good enough for me.
{53243}{53326}You are so handsome.
{53327}{53419}How come I never see you|with a girl over there?
{53420}{53559}Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,|but I am dating.
{53560}{53627}- Would you like a release?|- I'm sorry?
{53628}{53699}You know, a sexual release?
{53700}{53754}Uh...
{53755}{53861}- What do I do here?|- Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
{53862}{53953}You just lay back|and I will take care of everything.
{53954}{54038}I don't know what to say here.|I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
{54039}{54115}I don't know if I'm gonna be able|to say yes to this one, Till.
{54116}{54198}- Oh, come on.|- But thanks for the offer and the image.
{54199}{54347}And I've got this thing I gotta do,|so I'll be seeing you.
{54348}{54437}In my nightmares.
{54454}{54531}Oh, come on, give me a break.
{54532}{54612}Terrence said this would happen if I said no.|That's ridiculous.
{54613}{54778}Get out of there.|If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
{55064}{55134}Nice dog.
{55369}{55486}Just relax. I'll handle this.
{55611}{55674}Oh, God!
{55675}{55781}Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
{55782}{55815}Wow.
{55816}{55895}That... Oh...
{55906}{55944}That is a...
{55945}{56058}How are you doing that? Ay!
{56149}{56237}"Costume party. Come as your favorite|/Harry Potter character."
{56238}{56327}You got it, Norm.
{57414}{57469}Hi.
{57491}{57578}Really? I've always wanted|to try it. Yeah.
{57579}{57679}So I can expect delivery anytime|between 8 a. m. and 5:30?
{57680}{57730}Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
{57731}{57827}...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.|- Yeah, come on in.
{57828}{57943}- Buttercup Girls.|- Buttercup Girls.
{57944}{58030}Yeah. All right.
{58059}{58176}Hey. It's really working. Ah!
{58256}{58342}It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
{58343}{58431}I do wanna take guitar lessons.|I do wanna learn how to fly.
{58432}{58475}Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
{58476}{58570}/I would understand
{58696}{58801}All right, now I got it.
{58828}{58888}Whoa.
{59184}{59280}What did he call me?
{59370}{59423}Homeless.
{59424}{59471}Come and get it.
{59472}{59523}There you are. You want some?
{59524}{59587}He never listens.
{59588}{59630}Yeah.
{59631}{59809}I wanna start an|organic-fertilizer distribution business.
{59810}{59853}Next.
{59854}{59950}- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.|- You know what? I'd love to.
{59951}{60052}Way to stick in there.
{60455}{60491}There you go.
{60492}{60562}Hey. I came.
{60563}{60625}Great.
{60636}{60696}Yeah.
{60710}{60808}Rolling Rock, please.
{60820}{60931}From the dawn of time...|- In the netherworld.
{60932}{60975}There was a band.
{60976}{61039}Oh, yes, there was.
{61040}{61076}And we were that band.
{61077}{61124}Yes, we were.
{61125}{61170}And that band made rock 'n' roll.
{61171}{61227}Oh, yes, they did.
{61228}{61338}And that band ate arame|and other sea vegetables.
{61339}{61376}Yeah.
{61377}{61478}And that band was rad.
{61524}{61647}Hello, Jake, Penelope,|Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.
{61648}{61720}- We are Munchausen by Proxy.|- You're kidding me.
{61721}{61775}/I should have been the one|/To break up with you
{61776}{61826}/You said, "Who are you?"
{61827}{61874}/Who are you?
{61875}{62007}/I wanna snap your neck and spit on you|/You said, "Who are you?"
{62008}{62061}/Who are you?
{62062}{62187}/If I got a call that said you were dead|/You said, "Who are you?"
{62188}{62239}/Who are you?
{62240}{62358}/I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs|/You said, "Who are
you?"
{62359}{62422}/Who are you?
{62423}{62532}Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?|He's a computer hacker.
{62533}{62619}He helped me erase your MySpace page.
{62620}{62728}And your band's MySpace page.|And your Facebook page.
{62729}{62839}Happy networking, asshole.
{63165}{63278}/Don't call me past 11 p. m.|/It won't happen again
{63279}{63327}/Happened once, it happened twice
{63328}{63419}/It happened three times,|/Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe
{63420}{63493}/Maybe it happened six times|/But it won't happen a seventh time
{63494}{63578}/No, no, no, no
{63626}{63758}/I'm not your late night booty call
{63768}{63831}/Whore no more
{63832}{63963}/Don't call me past 11 p. m.|/It won't happen again
{63964}{64008}/You can call me at 10:59
{64009}{64179}/But don't call me at 11|/'Cause that's my rule now
{64367}{64458}Can I get a water?
{64539}{64618}Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
{64619}{64703}Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.|Now I remember.
{64704}{64774}- What are you doing here?|- I know. Is this crazy or what?
{64775}{64825}- It's so crazy.|- Yeah.
{64826}{64891}- Are you stalking me?|- No. I would never do that.
{64892}{64995}By the way, your new living-room|furniture looks great from the yard.
{64996}{65111}- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.|- Thanks.
{65112}{65195}Yeah. Strong lyrics.|You just make that stuff up?
{65196}{65267}- It comes from personal experience.|- Cool.
{65268}{65303}You want a drink?
{65304}{65383}Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
{65384}{65514}- So I have to go, but...|- Oh, really?
{65515}{65609}But you can walk me to my scooter.
{65610}{65671}I teach a jogging photo group...
{65672}{65780}...for people who want to both exercise|and practice photography.
{65781}{65842}Oh, yeah,|that's getting very popular now.
{65843}{65942}It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop.|It's about five miles.
{65943}{66001}It's at 6 a. m.
{66002}{66107}Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.|in, like, never.
{66108}{66239}- That's early.|- Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
{66240}{66278}Okay, so you're in a band...
{66279}{66357}...you do the jogging photography,|what else?
{66358}{66411}Whatever I want.
{66412}{66496}I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
{66497}{66559}Yeah, that's cool.|I've done some charity work.
{66560}{66644}And some nude modeling, FYI.
{66645}{66764}Good to know, if, you know,|if I ever need to...
{66765}{66860}So anyway, my answer is yes.|I'd be happy to go out with you.
{66861}{66915}I didn't ask you out.
{66916}{66971}Could have fooled me|with that modeling comment.
{66972}{67009}You said that.
{67010}{67129}Well, whoever said it,|it made me very uncomfortable.
{67130}{67194}Hey, why don't you|come to my class tomorrow?
{67195}{67295}Why don't you stop smothering me?|Seriously. It's way too much too
soon.
{67296}{67362}Yeah, I'd love to.
{67363}{67459}Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
{67460}{67551}- Carl.|- Allison.
{67942}{67970}Yeah, Rooney?
{67971}{68015}/Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
{68016}{68105}/Got a case of Red Bull.|/Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
{68106}{68166}Yeah.
{68325}{68387}Okay, guys, everybody ready?|Cameras loaded?
{68388}{68421}- Allison?|- Yeah?
{68422}{68470}Do we need to use a flash?
{68471}{68591}Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
{68717}{68798}Beautiful night, guys.|You take it to the limit, and I respect that.
{68799}{68869}Hit me on the cell this week.|Let's do it again.
{68870}{68971}Carl, if somebody asked me to|describe tonight, I would just go,
"Ow!"
{68972}{69048}Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,|but I feel comfortable.
{69049}{69161}Look how close I'm getting.|Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
{69162}{69250}Allison, I'm here.
{69251}{69311}Allison.
{69312}{69387}Hey. Who were those guys?
{69388}{69470}That's Rooney and my friend Lee.|He's a nurse. I was making fun of
him.
{69471}{69543}We hit a couple raves last night.|It was totally off the hook.
{69544}{69603}- You seem a little hyper.|- Had a couple Red Bulls.
{69604}{69696}Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.|Had Red Bull last night. I
like Red Bull.
{69697}{69745}I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
{69746}{69806}Can't really see it right now,|unless you do this.
{69807}{69892}That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull|make you crash pretty hard?
{69893}{69962}No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
{69963}{70038}No. Hey, after we jog,|we should get a Red Bull.
{70039}{70099}You and I could get a Red Bull.|We could share.
{70100}{70142}- Okay, that'd be fu...|- Red Bull.
{70143}{70174}- That sounds...|- Red Bull.
{70175}{70207}- I think I'd...|- Red Bull.
{70208}{70266}- I'd really...|- Red Bull.
{70267}{70330}Red Bull.
{70331}{70446}Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.|Everybody, this is Carl.
{70447}{70523}- Carl, this is everybody.|- Hey, everybody.
{70524}{70653}Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
{70776}{70864}Oh, it's a good one.
{70865}{70920}Hold that.
{70921}{70986}Got it.
{71191}{71287}Hey, Carl, you okay?
{71306}{71402}Hold it right there.
{71721}{71786}That's good.
{71787}{71915}I can't put my finger on you.|You're kind of unpredictable.
{71916}{71965}Kind of mysterious.
{71966}{71996}You know, listen.
{71997}{72083}I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.|I like to mix it up.
{72084}{72143}If that doesn't jive with you,|we should end this.
{72144}{72191}I love that.
{72192}{72272}I don't know how people go through life|with the same boring routine.
{72273}{72326}- Just shoot me.|- I know. Right in the face.
{72327}{72412}Seriously, I dated this guy and I was|astounded at how content he
was...
{72413}{72480}...just living his life|in this closed-off little box.
{72481}{72572}I know. It's so frustrating. I just|wanna grab these people and shake
them.
{72573}{72666}Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out|on a little thing called
life."
{72667}{72728}- That's so true.|- Yeah.
{72729}{72806}So, what happened|to closed-off-little-box boy?
{72807}{72888}It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
{72889}{72990}Yeah? Same story|you were singing about last night?
{72991}{73050}Might be.
{73051}{73125}Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.|Probe no further.
{73126}{73207}Okay, if you must know,|we lived together.
{73208}{73283}I thought he was it, the one,|or whatever.
{73284}{73375}And then surprise, he ended it,|out of nowhere for no reason.
{73376}{73428}Gone, never saw him again.
{73429}{73528}Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
{73529}{73606}Next time you should warn me|about the length of the story, though.
{73607}{73636}Kind of dragged on.
{73637}{73702}- I'll work on that.|- Yeah, just trim the fat.
{73703}{73830}Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
{74076}{74138}She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
{74139}{74201}She has no clue what she's doing|and she doesn't care.
{74202}{74241}She's the complete opposite of me.
{74242}{74300}Carl, could you please pass the Cholula?
{74301}{74370}Sure, Faranoush.
{74371}{74408}How did you two meet again?
{74409}{74500}Persianwifefinder. com. It's pretty cool.|You should check it out.
{74501}{74562}- I'm engaged.|- Oh, yeah.
{74563}{74623}Should you talk about Allison|in front of Faranoush?
{74624}{74696}It's okay, man. We just met.|She knows it's not exclusive.
{74697}{74792}- Besides, she's totally not my type.|- I can hear you.
{74793}{74840}Sorry, Faranoush.
{74841}{74935}Anyway, I never would've met Allison|if I hadn't said yes to the
homeless guy.
{74936}{74991}You wouldn't be on a date|with a strange woman.
{74992}{75053}- No offense, Faranoush.|- None taken.
{75054}{75131}I didn't realize|I was dealing with a no man.
{75132}{75290}No, I think it's great.|Throw this away for me, will you?
{75291}{75387}- Hey, honey.|- Hey.
{75391}{75542}- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.|- Hello.
{75543}{75589}So my friends are being really lame...
{75590}{75669}...and nobody's offered|to throw me a bridal shower.
{75670}{75734}Hey, I have an idea.
{75735}{75812}Carl, would you like to throw Lucy|a bridal shower?
{75813}{75886}Yeah. Sure.
{75887}{75943}Why not? That'd be great.|Yeah, I'd love that.
{75944}{76052}- Problem solved.|- Yeah.
{76121}{76175}- Really?|- Yeah.
{76176}{76256}Well, thanks, Carl.
{76257}{76364}Thanks, that's really sweet.
{76365}{76413}That's great.|- That is sweet, Carl.
{76414}{76467}Thanks, Faranoush.
{76468}{76538}Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes|for me and Allison.
{76539}{76604}Costumes for what?
{76605}{76671}/Expelliarmus! Just kidding.
{76672}{76725}That's okay. I blocked it|and deflected it back.
{76726}{76820}Oh. Kaching!|Wow. Cool costume, my man.
{76821}{76886}The only one they had left|was for toddlers.
{76887}{76989}This is Allison|and her wand made from a sequoia.
{76990}{77023}- Hi.|- You must be Norman.
{77024}{77156}Yes, nice to meet you.|Thanks for coming. Come in.
{77157}{77223}Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,|you know...
{77224}{77266}...chips, dips...
{77267}{77366}...and good people, just like you two.
{77367}{77401}- Thanks.|- Pace yourselves.
{77402}{77517}It's gonna be a crazy night.
{77580}{77648}- Get in there, play the zone.|- Come on.
{77649}{77713}- Good dip, huh, H. P?|- Mm.
{77714}{77817}Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got|an exclusive membership
card.
{77818}{77892}And with that card, I get access|to the whole place.
{77893}{77987}I can buy large quantities of anything|at discount prices.
{77988}{78051}Can't anyone get one of those cards?
{78052}{78157}No, don't think so.|But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
{78158}{78260}- Yeah, put in a good word for us.|- That would be great.
{78261}{78339}/Feels strange to be going home,|/doesn't it?
{78340}{78467}"I'm not going home, not really."
{78492}{78562}/Oh, bye.
{78644}{78824}Alrighty, gang.|Who wants to watch /Chamber of Secrets?
{78933}{79010}- Well, thanks for coming, guys.|- So nice to meet you.
{79011}{79075}Good to meet you, too. Thank you.|And hey.
{79076}{79156}That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
{79157}{79251}Keep your hand there like in a shake.|The other hand goes around for
a hug.
{79252}{79335}- Yeah. Tap it.|- Thanks for walking me through that.
{79336}{79383}That's all right.|- Bye.
{79384}{79461}Okay, guys,|all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
{79462}{79556}Next stop, Azkaban.
{79714}{79753}Hey.
{79754}{79848}Do you wanna drive?
{79956}{80069}- Hey, you're getting better.|- Yeah, not bad, huh?
{80070}{80166}Whoa. Yep, I got it.
{80264}{80346}I got an idea.
{80455}{80594}- We can't do this.|- Why? You scared?
{80632}{80805}Hurry. Somebody's coming.|And I think I see something. Hurry.
{80806}{80950}This is crazy.|- I know, but it's great.
{81547}{81613}This is unreal.
{81614}{81715}I couldn't agree more.
{81910}{81968}/Ooh
{81997}{82055}/Ooh
{82171}{82229}/Ooh
{82572}{82679}You know, I've never let anyone|drive my scooter before.
{82680}{82901}I've never let anyone kiss me|on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl
before.
{83354}{83407}Good evening, Los Angeles.
{83408}{83523}Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl|Munchausen by Proxy.
{83524}{83567}I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
{83568}{83631}I killed her.
{83632}{83691}I'm a somebody.
{83692}{83747}I don't know about that.
{83748}{83814}- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.|- I don't think so.
{83815}{83895}- We don't have that much of a following.|- What are you talking
about?
{83896}{83964}Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.|They can't be trusted.
{83965}{84088}There's me and my friends. That makes|eight or nine very unstable
people.
{84089}{84192}- How many people can this place even hold?|- Like 17,000.
{84193}{84313}So each one of us invites 1800|of our closest friends.
{84314}{84387}No need.|I know our music isn't that mainstream.
{84388}{84443}- What?|- I love doing it.
{84444}{84483}It's like my photography.
{84484}{84546}I know there isn't that much demand|for photographs...
{84547}{84588}...taken while running, but...
{84589}{84643}I wasn't gonna say anything.
{84644}{84732}You know, who cares?|The world's a playground.
{84733}{84775}You know that when you're a kid...
{84776}{84857}...but somewhere along the way,|everyone forgets it.
{84858}{84910}I love your music.
{84911}{85001}Anybody can take a photo standing still.
{85002}{85091}Hey. What are you doing?|- Oh, shit.
{85092}{85135}- Stop.|- Stopping.
{85136}{85195}- Come on, Carl, run.|- Thanks.
{85196}{85232}- Wait right there.|- You got it.
{85233}{85279}Down on the ground.|- Whatever you say.
{85280}{85461}- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.|- All right. I can't please
everyone.
{85462}{85497}Run!
{85498}{85542}Hello, everybody.
{85543}{85676}A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.|I will be right with you.
{85677}{85809}- Pass those out, will you?|- Sure.
{85835}{85903}- Lee?|- Hey.
{85904}{85994}What up, my brizzo?
{85995}{86095}- That's not right, is it?|- Carl, I need you for a second.
{86096}{86186}Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
{86187}{86239}What's going on, Norm?
{86240}{86287}Something's going down on a big scale.
{86288}{86387}Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.|He wants to talk to you.
{86388}{86478}I think it's about all those loans|you've been approving.
{86479}{86548}Well, we had a nice run.
{86549}{86611}I might get shit-canned, Norm.
{86612}{86687}Anyway, don't worry about it.|It'll lead to something good.
{86688}{86742}- Hey, I'm part of this too.|- No.
{86743}{86804}- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.|- Norm.
{86805}{86871}You were feeling it.|You were in the loan zone, remember?
{86872}{86906}- I was.|- I was watching you.
{86907}{86939}Yeah, you were.
{86940}{87028}But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.|Now you and I have to face the
music.
{87029}{87108}- Come on.|- Hey. Can I have one minute?
{87109}{87183}- Okay.|- Lee? What do you need?
{87184}{87275}You may be my last loan.
{87276}{87321}It's a Ducati.
{87322}{87437}I'm thinking it'll get people off my back|about the male nurse thing.
{87438}{87567}- See what I mean?|- Yeah. Nice ride.
{87568}{87690}See you on the other side, Lee.
{87700}{87760}Carl.
{87797}{87877}Wesley T. Parker.|Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
{87878}{87976}Pleasure to meet you.
{88096}{88211}Every two months, the typical loan officer|approves 35 to 40 loans.
{88212}{88278}You have given out...
{88279}{88342}...561.
{88343}{88383}A little more than average, then.
{88384}{88451}What's even more unusual|are the amounts.
{88452}{88621}A $250 loan for a mountain bike,|$600 for windsurfing lessons.
{88622}{88671}Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
{88672}{88747}Carl, this bank traditionally has never|given out small loans.
{88748}{88803}- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.|- Sit down.
{88804}{88867}At first I thought|you might be raiding our coffers.
{88868}{89077}- I would never do that.|- I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
{89089}{89151}But...
{89180}{89230}But then I looked closer.
{89231}{89299}These people are so grateful|to have their needs met...
{89300}{89378}...more than 98 percent of them|are following through with payments.
{89379}{89432}And because you've given out|so many of them...
{89433}{89543}...we're actually making a lot of money.|Carl, these micro-loans, not
bad.
{89544}{89597}See, Car, you worrywart.
{89598}{89687}Carl, what would you say if I asked you|to work upstairs with the big
boys?
{89688}{89747}- Corporate?|- Wow.
{89748}{89801}That's great. I would have to say...
{89802}{89873}No, wait. Before we give our answer...
{89874}{89929}...let's talk money.|Dollars and cents, Wes.
{89930}{90035}I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,|since we're only taking
Carl.
{90036}{90071}Got it. Yep.
{90072}{90147}We'll have the employment contract to you|by the end of the day.
{90148}{90211}Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
{90212}{90389}- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.|- Here's some fist.
{90482}{90529}This one is nice.
{90530}{90591}I especially love it in cream.|What do you think?
{90592}{90619}- I love it.|- Yeah?
{90620}{90656}Yeah.
{90657}{90746}Bridal bingo?|How do you play bridal bingo?
{90747}{90791}It's the same as regular bingo...
{90792}{90904}...but you just yell embarrassing facts|about the bride, okay?
{90905}{90933}Yeah.
{90934}{90983}- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.|- Come on.
{90984}{91025}I don't want anything complicated.
{91026}{91096}You gotta squeeze every drop of juice|out of this experience.
{91097}{91159}It doesn't sound complicated.|Is it complicated?
{91160}{91326}Are you going to be asking a lot|more question? I don't got all day.
{91327}{91548}- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.|- It's okay. I'll talk to
her.
{92595}{92655}Okay.
{92709}{92771}Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
{92772}{92935}I can explain to you in more detail|if you want.
{93013}{93084}What's going on?
{93085}{93164}I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
{93165}{93217}Jump.
{93218}{93302}What the hell are you looking at?
{93303}{93391}Don't do it.|- Don't point at me, buddy.
{93392}{93451}Hey, lady, move that dog.
{93452}{93516}Buddy, can you move over a little bit,|like two feet?
{93517}{93555}Has somebody called the police?
{93556}{93643}Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.|Somebody needs to talk him
down.
{93644}{93783}Move out the way.|- Somebody help him!
{94172}{94249}Don't do it.
{94260}{94358}It can't be that bad.
{94363}{94411}Hey, buddy.
{94412}{94451}Who are you, man?
{94452}{94555}Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,|so don't try to stop me.
{94556}{94618}- Okay.|- What do mean, "Okay"?
{94619}{94716}No, I don't mean okay.|Just give me a second.
{94717}{94807}I should say something to you here.
{94808}{94849}I don't really know what it is.
{94850}{94903}Man, you terrible at this.|Are you even a cop?
{94904}{95020}Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
{95021}{95112}Wait. I've got it.
{95162}{95204}Where you going, man?
{95205}{95275}I know it's not what I think it is.|- Just stop.
{95276}{95343}Oh, man.
{95444}{95538}- My man. Hello?|- Don't do it. I'm coming.
{95539}{95637}Patience is a virtue.
{95671}{95798}What the hell you doing in there?
{95806}{95924}/I wish you would step back|/From that ledge, my friend
{95925}{96068}/You could cut ties with all the lies|/That you've been living in
{96069}{96159}/And if you never want to see me again
{96160}{96254}/I would understand
{96288}{96382}/I would understand
{96464}{96517}Um... Oh...
{96518}{96565}What is it?
{96566}{96633}/The angry boy a bit too insane
{96634}{96704}/Icing over a secret pain
{96705}{96815}/You know you don't belong
{96835}{96944}/Everyone I know has got a reason
{96945}{96984}/To say
{96985}{97024}/You can put the past away
{97025}{97125}/I wish you would step back|/From that ledge, my friend
{97126}{97243}/You could cut ties with all the lies|/You've been living in
{97244}{97335}/And if you never want to see me again
{97336}{97430}/I would understand
{97453}{97547}/I would understand
{97568}{97662}/I would understand
{97687}{97781}/I would understand
{97801}{97895}/I would understand
{98068}{98185}I got blisters on my fingers.
{98328}{98376}Carl.
{98377}{98442}Stephanie, Ted, hey.
{98443}{98496}How's it going?|What are you guys doing here?
{98497}{98591}We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father|owns a little piece of
property there.
{98592}{98719}A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.|Not in Tahiti, anyway.
{98720}{98818}Hey, I saw you on TV.|That was amazing, Carl.
{98819}{98896}It's just a little life that needed saving.|No big deal.
{98897}{98959}- So where you headed?|- I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
{98960}{99010}- We don't know where we're going.|- Really?
{99011}{99099}Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.|Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie
thing.
{99100}{99219}Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
{99220}{99285}- That sounds like a lot of fun.|- Can you imagine?
{99286}{99341}No.
{99605}{99650}So I have some carry-on here.
{99651}{99759}I'd like two tickets on the first plane|out of here, please.
{99760}{99863}We've never done this before.
{99864}{99984}The next flight available for boarding...
{99985}{100066}...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
{100067}{100095}Okay.
{100096}{100123}- Okay.|- Okay.
{100124}{100155}- Yeah?|- Lincoln.
{100156}{100235}Here we come.
{100279}{100335}Where does someone go|in Lincoln, Nebraska?
{100336}{100463}Well, clearly we should go there.
{100548}{100603}"The earliest switchboard|operators' headsets...
{100604}{100662}...weighed over 10 and a half pounds."
{100663}{100765}- Interesting.|- Look at this.
{100766}{100828}- Very first phone call ever.|- Pretty cool.
{100829}{100873}Check out the phone.
{100874}{100962}Smaller than I thought they would be.|Hold on, I'm vibrating.
{100963}{101025}Hello?
{101112}{101184}Nice shot.
{101198}{101305}- What do you know about that?|- Pretty sexy.
{101306}{101391}So, what do I do? I just...
{101392}{101493}Take it easy.|- Here you go.
{101494}{101546}- Okay.|- You got it.
{101547}{101607}Pull?
{101616}{101669}Good one.|- I got it. I got it.
{101670}{101840}Can I do it again? Can I do it again?|What's wrong?
{101884}{101933}/Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...
{101934}{102102}/... for your University|/of Nebraska Cornhuskers.
{102229}{102279}Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.
{102280}{102345}Hey, Pete, you mind putting that|on a coaster?
{102346}{102387}What, do you live here now?
{102388}{102479}Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
{102480}{102547}Hey. Is that Carl?
{102548}{102631}- Wait a second.|- Wait a second, wait a second.
{102632}{102780}/The energy is palpable here,|/Chris. I can't even hear myself
think.
{102781}{102860}- I guess they're in Nebraska.|- Wow.
{102861}{102974}Now, this is the really interesting part.|If you don't take the
heads off properly...
{102975}{103038}...then everything gets mixed|into the batch.
{103039}{103114}Someone gets a beak in their bucket|or a mouthful of tendons...
{103115}{103211}...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
{103212}{103351}We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
{103385}{103480}I can't believe I tripped like that.
{103481}{103570}It seemed like you fainted.|- No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
{103571}{103660}Okay. Because I thought it was|all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
{103661}{103743}Don't, please.
{103748}{103835}Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
{103836}{103899}Here. I have to protect you.
{103900}{103939}Come on.
{103940}{104035}Hurry, there's no time to lose.|We have to find shelter.
{104036}{104103}Come on.
{104112}{104201}Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
{104202}{104283}Allison, are you okay?
{104284}{104428}Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
{104519}{104576}What?
{104577}{104671}I don't know. I think I love you.
{104672}{104710}Really?
{104711}{104824}I've known that I like you for a while,|but just now I decided that
I love you.
{104825}{104907}- Do you love me?|- Definitely.
{104908}{104961}I love you like...
{104962}{105059}...I can't believe it.|It's kind of ridiculous.
{105060}{105099}I've been thinking...
{105100}{105163}...and I know it's crazy,|especially for me...
{105164}{105311}...but maybe when we get back|we should move in together.
{105312}{105403}Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
{105404}{105447}What do you think?
{105448}{105557}- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.|- Oh, God. You paused.
{105558}{105596}- No, I didn't pause.|- You paused.
{105597}{105647}No, I didn't pause.|It was just a big step.
{105648}{105715}It was a stupid idea.|I shouldn't have said anything.
{105716}{105829}Come on, what are you talking about?|Here, ask me again.
{105830}{105865}- Do you wanna move...|- Yes.
{105866}{106111}Did I pause there? I could probably knock|a couple milliseconds off
that if you...
{106328}{106483}Where are you traveling today?|- Los Angeles.
{106484}{106554}I'll just be one minute.
{106555}{106642}We should do this every weekend.|We could see the whole world.
{106643}{106691}I'm in.
{106692}{106809}- You okay?|- Yeah, I'm good.
{106829}{106887}Sir?
{106896}{106970}- You mind coming with us, please?|- I'm sorry?
{106971}{107101}We just wanna ask you a few questions.
{107102}{107171}You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
{107172}{107242}Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
{107243}{107298}Oh, my God, you guys really|had me going there.
{107299}{107400}There's a crazy man in the terminal.|Red alert.
{107401}{107460}- Oh, good job.|- Let's go, funny guy.
{107461}{107540}Come on, lady.
{107541}{107623}- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?|- What?
{107624}{107727}- Do you hate America?|- No. Of course not.
{107728}{107778}Then why are you plotting to attack it?
{107779}{107830}- What?|- I think you have the wrong guy.
{107831}{107878}I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
{107879}{107934}We've been tracking you.|We know who you are.
{107935}{108023}- We know what you're planning.|- This is insane. Do you think I'm
a terrorist?
{108024}{108095}Why did you purchase these plane tickets|at the last minute?
{108096}{108150}It was a spontaneous vacation.
{108151}{108200}Right. I was just saying|to Agent Tweed...
{108201}{108283}...how I wanted to take a fun-filled|vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
{108284}{108387}Are you currently a member|of Persianwifefinder. com?
{108388}{108463}- Yes, but you don't understand.|- Yes? Who is that?
{108464}{108543}Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.|I can explain.
{108544}{108637}Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer|at Brea Federal
Savings and Loan...
{108638}{108702}...you gave a man money|to start a fertilizer business.
{108703}{108742}- For what, bombs?|- No.
{108743}{108799}Have you recently|started taking flying lessons?
{108800}{108863}- Yes. Oh, come on.|- Why did you learn Korean?
{108864}{108925}- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?|- No. What?
{108926}{108991}You were married for six months.|Some immigration thing?
{108992}{109066}- You were married?|- Yes.
{109067}{109122}That was a long time ago.|I was gonna tell you.
{109123}{109189}I was gonna tell her. I just never...
{109190}{109287}Start talking, Carl,|if that is your real name.
{109288}{109415}We knew another Karl we weren't|too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
{109416}{109507}His name was Marx.
{109549}{109671}I need to speak to my attorney.
{109716}{109794}Several months ago, my client|attended a self-empowerment
seminar...
{109795}{109914}...that requires him to say yes|to any request that's presented.
{109915}{109968}All of the activity|that appears suspicious...
{109969}{110047}...the flying lessons,|the spontaneous trip-taking...
{110048}{110142}...it's all because he must say yes|to any opportunity.
{110143}{110200}- He's really into it.|- You say yes to everything?
{110201}{110250}- Are you kidding?|- It's not how it sounds.
{110251}{110292}How does it?|I'd love to hear this.
{110293}{110370}I'm wondering if there's a better setting|for this back and forth.
{110371}{110508}Maybe we should speak privately.|Come on outside.
{110509}{110588}- Whew. That was close.|- What the hell, Carl?
{110589}{110639}Are you serious?|You say yes to everything?
{110640}{110721}- Even if you don't like it?|- No, of course not.
{110722}{110774}- Sometimes.|- Oh, good. What a relief.
{110775}{110867}I thought you lied all the time, but it's|just sometimes. That's
excellent.
{110868}{110913}So you didn't wanna|come to my show...
{110914}{110998}...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,|you didn't wanna travel
with me?
{110999}{111046}Yes, I did. That was my idea.
{111047}{111098}When I asked you|if you wanted to move in...
{111099}{111160}...that took a lot for me to do that,|and I meant it.
{111161}{111227}I didn't know what to expect,|but I guess I figured...
{111228}{111287}...like an adult, you were gonna|weigh the options.
{111288}{111320}You paused.
{111321}{111388}You wanted to say no but you couldn't.|You had to say yes.
{111389}{111491}- That's not entirely true.|- How do I know if anything you did...
{111492}{111725}...was because you wanted to or because|you were following some
damn program?
{111776}{111843}Allison.
{111847}{111919}Bye, Carl.
{112224}{112327}I can't believe I didn't tell her|I was married. I'm such an idiot.
{112328}{112369}- You know what I did?|- What's that?
{112370}{112450}She asked me to move in with her|and I hesitated. That was like a
no.
{112451}{112502}I should have said yes right away,|you know?
{112503}{112577}That's how the whole thing got|screwed up. I broke the covenant.
{112578}{112620}Ever think things got screwed up...
{112621}{112717}...because you said yes without thinking,|not because of a covenant
you made?
{112718}{112768}It's with the universe.|It's a big deal.
{112769}{112831}There is a middle ground here.|You can process things.
{112832}{112921}You can weigh them individually and|make decisions on a case-by-
case basis...
{112922}{112960}...a. k.a. what normal people do.
{112961}{113031}Yeah, that's a good point.|Hold that thought. Allison!
{113032}{113062}Or not.
{113063}{113111}Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
{113112}{113167}- Get away from me.|- Okay.
{113168}{113246}Farther.|- Yeah.
{113247}{113307}Carl.
{113373}{113427}Bye, Carl.
{113428}{113500}- /Oh, I just love good food.|- /So do I.
{113501}{113548}- /Do you?|- /Uh-huh.
{113549}{113624}/You know you and I are a lot alike?
{113625}{113701}/My mother likes good food.
{113702}{113768}/She always used to say,|/"I'd rather eat good food...
{113769}{113819}/... than bad food any old day|/of the week. "
{113820}{113863}Hey.
{113864}{113912}It's me again.
{113913}{113975}Specifically I'm talking about 15|to 20 percent.
{113976}{114163}The way we're gonna do this|is we're gonna go after the...
{114429}{114516}Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
{114517}{114618}You're officially flying by yourself.
{114619}{114664}Cool.
{114665}{114815}There's no greater feeling in the world,|is there?
{114816}{114950}Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,|Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
{114951}{114998}I'd like to thank you all for coming...
{114999}{115077}...for no other reason|than you genuinely wanted to.
{115078}{115272}In an unrelated note,|everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
{115455}{115510}Ah!
{115920}{115951}Allison?
{115952}{116054}No, it's Wes P., Big C.|Did I catch you at a bad time?
{116055}{116179}- No, no, I'm just hanging here.|- /Okay, okay. Just checking in.
{116180}{116227}Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
{116228}{116289}Kicks the crap out of dealing|with those peons, huh?
{116290}{116436}- /I never really thought of them as...|- Hang on, hang on, hang
on, just a second.
{116437}{116515}Wes? Can you hear me?
{116516}{116549}/Go get the ball!
{116550}{116635}So listen, I got a job for you.|We're shutting down a bunch of
branches...
{116636}{116739}...and I need you to tell the managers.|- Shutting down branches?
{116740}{116814}Which ones?
{116816}{116898}We are Sparta!
{116968}{117038}Hi, Norm.
{117560}{117618}/You have three messages.
{117619}{117687}/Hi, Car, this is your|/answer phone speaking.
{117688}{117760}/No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder|/about the party tonight.
{117761}{117843}/I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.
{117844}{117915}/Carl, it's Roons.|/Thanks for letting me use your car.
{117916}{117980}/You might notice the front bumper missing.|/Not to worry.
{117981}{118051}/I gave them your insurance.|/The whole thing's being handled.
{118052}{118170}/And I left a pile of laundry in my room.|/Don't forget, no starch.
Love you.
{118171}{118247}/It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware|/and completely on top of it...
{118248}{118341}/... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's|/shower is still on for
tomorrow night.
{118342}{118420}/Haven't received confirmation|/of any sort from you. At all.
{118421}{118488}- Shower. Shit.|- /It's on.
{118489}{118575}/Right? Call me.
{118836}{118864}- Hey, guys.|- Hey.
{118865}{118930}- What's wrong?|- I just really need to talk to you.
{118931}{118964}What?
{118965}{119109}Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
{119155}{119212}Surprise!
{119213}{119279}- Oh, my God.|- Happy shower.
{119280}{119318}How did you pull this off?
{119319}{119399}I just called in a few favors,|kept throwing money at it.
{119400}{119459}I like it, I like it.
{119460}{119497}- Rooney.|- Congrats.
{119498}{119551}- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.|- Hey, B.
{119552}{119615}- And Lee, he's a male nurse.|- I know Lee.
{119616}{119687}Let's get this guy a drink.|He doesn't have long to live.
{119688}{119772}On him, on him.
{119820}{119847}Cake?
{119848}{119876}- Thanks.|- Sure.
{119877}{120019}- Oh, John Goodman.|- No, it's Alec Baldwin.
{120020}{120118}Oh, right. Nailed it.
{120247}{120346}Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
{120347}{120418}- How you holding up?|- I'm okay, Car.
{120419}{120491}You know, taking her day by day.
{120492}{120568}Yeah. Well, I got a friend|I want you to meet.
{120569}{120624}Oh.
{120702}{120839}- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.|- Hi there.
{120853}{120961}- Can I call you Soo?|- Yes.
{120962}{120999}Do you dance?
{121000}{121063}Well, I've won some competitions.|Watch this.
{121064}{121186}- Come on.|- Look out. Oh, hey.
{121780}{121986}- Oh, that's an interesting one.|- Yep. And it's half-price, so...
{122018}{122076}Oh, jeez.
{122077}{122159}- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.|- Man, you deserve it.
{122160}{122211}- You all right?|- Yeah. Yeah.
{122212}{122289}- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?|- No.
{122290}{122354}- What are you gonna do?|- I don't know.
{122355}{122455}I guess I'll just stick with the program.|Keep saying yes to
everything.
{122456}{122498}I know it sounds silly...
{122499}{122563}...but maybe that bad stuff|will lead to something good.
{122564}{122681}Doesn't sound silly.|Well, maybe a little silly.
{122682}{122726}You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
{122727}{122802}- Yes. And not because I have to.|- Great.
{122803}{122887}- Well, you do have to.|- Yeah.
{122888}{122957}- But you want to.|- Oh, yeah.
{122958}{123020}- So bad.|- Oh, God, me too.
{123021}{123162}- It's all I can think about.|- Really?
{123200}{123267}Hi there.
{123268}{123324}Hello there.
{123325}{123419}You must be Tillie.
{123421}{123608}- I've certainly heard a lot about you.|- Isn't that nice?
{123625}{123804}- Would you mind helping me?|- Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
{123805}{123896}Come on, let's go.
{124083}{124159}- Hello?|- Hi, Carl.
{124160}{124303}- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?|- /Can you come over?
{124304}{124376}We had this big fight and he stormed off.
{124377}{124473}Well, these things have a way|of working themselves out.
{124474}{124536}I don't know.
{124537}{124664}- Not this time. I think it's over.|- Yeah?
{124665}{124727}You know,|but maybe it's supposed to be.
{124728}{124834}I mean, a part of me felt like something|wasn't right from the
beginning.
{124835}{124942}- Yeah?|- I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
{124943}{125096}Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,|it's, well...
{125097}{125236}- Stay with me tonight.|- Oh, Steph...
{125284}{125341}Steph...
{125342}{125400}...I can't.
{125401}{125473}I'm sorry.
{125502}{125587}What are you saying?
{125588}{125670}I'm saying no.
{126036}{126122}Are you serious?
{126416}{126488}Oh, Jesus.
{126623}{126695}Oh, please.
{126696}{126786}I didn't even see the red zone.|I've only been here for 20 minutes.
{126787}{126887}- Sorry, pal. Can't help you.|- Oh, come on. Can't you give me a
break?
{126888}{126983}No, man, no, man, no, man.
{126984}{127133}/No man, no man, no man...|- Not possible!
{127139}{127206}Jackoff.
{127216}{127351}/Chapter 26,|/"Words That Rhyme With Yes."
{127352}{127419}/Guess, mess.
{127420}{127567}/Tess, that's a name.|/Less, a word and a name.
{127568}{127724}- Terrence, don't freak out.|- What the fuck?
{128207}{128306}Jesus, that nurse couldn't be|any more obvious.
{128307}{128399}She was coming in the room. It's like,|"Give me some space, woman."
{128400}{128491}Again, I'm pretty sure|she was just here checking on Carl.
{128492}{128554}Peter.
{128556}{128599}A covenant.
{128600}{128668}Hey, buddy, you all right?
{128669}{128760}The covenant, it's coming down|hard on me, man.
{128761}{128832}- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.|- It's not nonsense.
{128833}{128909}It is nonsense.
{128910}{128980}It's him.
{128985}{129091}Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to|remove the covenant. It's
killing me.
{129092}{129162}First of all, what were you doing|in my car?
{129163}{129224}I told you,|I need you to remove the covenant.
{129225}{129341}There is no covenant. There never was.|I was just riffing.
{129342}{129399}- Riffing?|- Well, I had to say something.
{129400}{129491}You were being difficult,|embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
{129492}{129566}- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?|- No.
{129567}{129620}You just don't know how to use it,|that's all.
{129621}{129694}Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.|Real tough to grasp.
{129695}{129745}No, that's not the point.
{129746}{129840}Well, maybe at first it is,|but that's just to open you up to it...
{129841}{129883}...to get you started.
{129884}{129951}Then you're saying yes,|not because you have to...
{129952}{130013}...not because a covenant tells you to...
{130014}{130114}...but because you know in your heart|that you want to.
{130115}{130167}Yeah.
{130168}{130227}You're right.
{130228}{130300}- That makes perfect sense.|- I told you. I said that.
{130301}{130338}- You didn't say that.|- I did.
{130339}{130414}- You didn't say it like that.|- Not with an accent.
{130415}{130531}Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,|and your head there.
{130532}{130627}- What time is it?|- It's 5:40 in the morning.
{130628}{130695}Perfect.
{130726}{130772}I said that.
{130773}{130843}Whatever.
{130856}{131043}I'm gonna hop in the bed|just in case the nurse comes back.
{131044}{131107}- Sir, you need to get back to your room.|- No, I don't.
{131108}{131224}- Sir, stop right there.|- Eat me.
{131225}{131323}- Lee. What are you doing here?|- I'm a nurse, remember?
{131324}{131432}Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.|Can I borrow your car?
{131433}{131554}No, I don't have my car anymore.|I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
{131555}{131620}Ducati.
{131724}{131810}Have you ever driven one of these before?|They're quite powerful.
{131811}{131891}Yeah, I ride double all the time|on the scooter with Allison.
{131892}{131951}No, Carl, this is not the same.
{131952}{132047}You really have to be careful. Okay?|These things have a lot of...
{132048}{132098}Holy Jesus.
{132099}{132169}- torque.
{132427}{132520}- How you doing?|- Can't complain.
{132521}{132562}Ah!
{132563}{132695}You might wanna get out of the way.
{132877}{132990}Come on. Jerk.|- I'm sorry.
{133008}{133063}Ah!
{133127}{133187}Whoa!
{134226}{134312}What an asshole.
{134657}{134698}Carl, what are you doing here?
{134699}{134795}I just wanted to tell you|that I don't wanna live with you.
{134796}{134874}Oh, wow. Thanks.|My knight in shining armor.
{134875}{134978}Okay, people, let's go.
{135020}{135049}But I wanna be with you.
{135050}{135106}But I don't wanna be with you.|I don't know you.
{135107}{135171}Everything I said I meant,|except about living together.
{135172}{135231}That makes me nervous,|but that's normal. It's big.
{135232}{135298}We shouldn't just jump into that|without thinking.
{135299}{135397}Why not? You do it with everything.|You say yes to whatever comes
your way.
{135398}{135472}That's not true. You can say no|if you don't want something.
{135473}{135537}Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?|Your literature?
{135538}{135589}Look, I know the philosophy|has some holes.
{135590}{135683}You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
{135684}{135759}But if I hadn't done that,|I never would've met you.
{135760}{135837}Because the old Carl|didn't think he was enough for anybody.
{135838}{135914}I thought if I said yes to things|and got involved with people...
{135915}{135983}...sooner or later,|they'd find out I'm not enough.
{135984}{136046}I didn't think I had anything to share.
{136047}{136156}But now I know that what I have to share|is pretty huge, and I
wanna share it with you.
{136157}{136211}- Do you mind, Reggie?|- Seriously, dude.
{136212}{136275}Sorry, this seemed interesting.
{136276}{136338}Even if I had met you,|I never would've asked you out.
{136339}{136422}You were the complete opposite of me.|You did things and had
friends...
{136423}{136499}...and sang in rock bands|and made life happen.
{136500}{136550}You weren't scared of anything.
{136551}{136618}You don't think I'm scared of anything?
{136619}{136708}Who do you think I am?|I'm scared of a lot of things.
{136709}{136760}And I'm scared too.
{136761}{136856}So let's be scared together.
{136857}{136919}I don't know what you want me to say.
{136920}{136967}So just say yes...
{136968}{137031}...but only if you really want to.
{137032}{137138}And can you do it kind of soon?|I think I'm starting to get a
chill.
{137139}{137195}Yeah, I noticed that.
{137196}{137256}Well?
{137392}{137465}- Maybe.|- Come on.
{137466}{137672}- I'm not gonna say that word.|- Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
{137720}{137763}I like maybe.
{137764}{137874}- Reggie, come on.|- Dude.
{138438}{138524}Excuse me,|but pleats are kind of out of style.
{138525}{138580}You got anything with a flat front?
{138581}{138690}Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
{138691}{138728}Thanks, guys.
{138729}{138795}This is the single biggest donation|that we've ever had.
{138796}{138860}You're welcome, but it was Carl|that made it all happen.
{138861}{138897}You're a good man, Carl.
{138898}{139041}No big deal. I know a lot of people|who are willing to give.
{139042}{139173}Say it a million times.|Say it a million more times.
{139174}{139283}And the word|you will have said 2 million times is:
{139284}{139342}Yes!
{139472}{139542}Good God.
{141780}{141834}So anything else we need to know?
{141835}{141940}Your instinct is gonna be to brake|with your chin or your forehead.
{141941}{141982}- Try to resist that.|- Right.
{141983}{142045}Right.
{142046}{142081}Oh, and thanks for the loan.
{142082}{142187}I never could have finished the suits|without it.
{142188}{142275}Listen, I'm not gonna think anything|less of you if you don't wanna
do this.
{142276}{142304}What?
{142305}{142379}I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted|to you if you're a chicken.
{142380}{142423}What if I'm one of those chickens...
{142424}{142506}...whose head doesn't get severed|and my beak ends up in the
bucket?
{142507}{142594}I'll see you at the bottom.|Unless you pass out.
{142595}{142670}I told you, my foot caught a nail.
{142671}{142733}Hiyah!
{143824}{143901}I love this.
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