Ang Huling El Bimbo Musical Cast
Ang Huling El Bimbo Musical Cast
                         II.                                                   AJ:
                        AJ                              Teka, before I answer anymore of your questions,
                    Hey, please.                             just tell me ano ba pangalan ng patay!
     [aj proceeds to beg and chase the man in
                    desperation]                                              Emman:
                                                        Kilala ko ba 'yan? Bakit damay ako?! Pamilya niya
                         Man                               guluhin niyo. Just exclude me from this issue!
      Sorry, please. It's never gonna happen!            [Emman will release his frustration by raising his
            [the man leaves the scene]                    voice while talking to the others on the phone.]
                         III.                           [Chaos will ensue at the scene but all of them will
                 Staff 1 (Woman):                        start to say stuff, denying their connection to the
        Direk! [Chasing and calling Hector]                                     victim.]
                     Staff 1:                                                 AJ:
                    Ah gano'n?                         Matagal ko na siyang hindi kinakausap! Hindi ko na
                                                                           nasagot!
(The phone rings: Hector, Aj and Emman answer the
 phone. Emman sounds frustrated and pissed while                              Hector:
            the other two are confused)                Wait, I contacted a TV Crew as a back up. (Naglabas
                                                                             ng phone)
                     Hector:
                    Yeah what?                                                 AJ:
                                                                            For what?
                     Emman:
                   Hello sino 'to?                                           Hector:
                                                          Of course Anthony! This could be a set up for
                        AJ:                              something! Look, I have a name to protect! I'm a
    I don't understand how you got my number?                           favored director!
                                                                       Hector (song solo)
                         AJ:                                   [piano starts] Anong nangyari dito?
    So do I! May pamilya ako, may misis akong                      Sino sa atin ang nagbago?
pinoprotektahan! I don't want my name in the news! I                  Maglakbay sa simula,
                 value my privacy.                              Balikan natin ang dating mundo…
                          AJ:                                               Emman:
No, Emman! May anak ka rin, may pamilya ka rin!                    Ito na Nanay! [Childish act]
You should be the one who will understand me first
      at this situation! Ayoko. Basta. Ayoko.                         Emman's Father:
                                                          Ay nakong batang ito! Napakakupad kumilos.
                     Hector:                            [Emman comes to his parents with a wide smile]
Tara na nga! [Hector will attempt to walk away from
 the other two but he stops himself as soon as Aj                           Emman:
                     speaks.]                             Nagmamadali naman ang itay! Ito nga po oh,
                                                       pangako itay. Magiging milyonaryo po ako, magiging
                         AJ:                               mansyon ang kubong bahay na ito, tatay!
 Bakit ba may number niya ako!? She was a mess!
   Sometimes, para na siyang tuluyang adik or                          Emman's Mother:
something na gamit na gamit! Kung may dapat nasa        Hindi puwedeng hindi, anak! Nako naman, luluwas
          presinto, ikaw dapat iyon Hector!              ka ng Maynila at napakalayo niyon mula dito eh.
                                                       Iyong layo na pupuntahan mo ay dapat na layo nang
                     Hector:                                mararating mo. [Emman hugs his mother]
   [Lumapit kay AJ] TAYONG TATLO NGA EH!
                    [Pasigaw]                                               Emman:
                                                        Oo naman, nanay! Bibilhan kita ng kotseng BMW,
                       AJ:                              isasakay kita sa eroplano, makakapag-hotel tayo,
BUT without a Tv crew! If I see one camera then I'm     makakabili tayo ng sarili nating mansyon sa gusto
         OUT of there. [pagalit na aalis]                                  mong lugar!
                                                                       Anthony's Father:
                Goddamn it, Anthony!                      [the 3 boys will form a bond, greeting each other and
                                                                       letting their friendship grow]
                Anthony's Mother:
Goddamn it! [Imitates her husband in surprise, at the                             All:
same time Anthony will pull away from his mother's                      Tunay na... Magkaibigan.
                        hug]
                                                                           [instrumental ends]
                Anthony's Father:
  Umayos ka ah! Hindi freelance o sex job iyang                                  Hector:
   pupuntahan mo ah, real life iyan! Kailangang                            Ang init naman dito!
 sumipsip ka, huwag kang lalandi-landi. [Pabulong
         bago niya kukurutin si Anthony]                                       Anthony:
                                                               (Binuksan ang electric fan) Iyan na po mga
                      Anthony:                                  kamahalan! [will teasingly bows his head]
                       Yes sir!
                                                                                Emman:
                 Anthony's Father:                          Ay sus! Alam niyo, du'n sa aming probinsya ay
                 Sige na, layas na!                       walang electric fan, electric fan. Tanging simoy lang
                                                             ng hangin ay parang naka-electric fan ka na.
                 Anthony's Mother:
                  I love you, anak!                                           Anthony:
                                                           Ah... Kaya uwi ka na sa inyo, gano'n? Sige uwi ka
                Hector's Mother:                                               na! Bye!
You chose that College and you and your Dad made
                 a promise, ah?                                                   Emman:
                                                           Biro lang iyon! Baka ano pang sabihin ng magulang
                 Hector's Father:                         ko sa 'ken. Wala pang isang taon, surrender na agad
Pagbibigyan kita sa gusto mo pero kapag nabalitaan                  sa init na 'yan! Sus, inet lang 'yan!
kong sumali ka sa frat o rally, malilintikan ka sa akin                      (Nagmamayabang)
          at malilipat ka ng kolehiyo ah?
                                                                              Anthony:
                      Hector:                                    So miss mo na Mama at Papa mo 'no?
   Mom, Dad, artist ako. We make love, not war.
     [Hector will kiss both his mom and dad]                                   Emman:
                                                          Mama at Papa? Siguro pagkayaman niyo talaga eh
                     Hector's Dad:                          'no? Nanay at Tatay! Kamo! Palibhasa'y kayo ay
            [Will toss Hector his car keys]               taga Maynila. Ako'y hamak na probinsyano lamang.
                                                                       [walks towards anthony]
                      Hector:
                    Thanks, Dad!                                                   Anthony:
                                                            [Looks at Emman's boxer] Wow! Wow! [2nd "Wow"
                    SCENE 4                                  is a realization that he was looking at his friend's
["Minsan Instrumental" by Eraserheads plays as the        boxer] Akala ko naman seryoso ka! Palabas mo lang
          scene changes into a dormitory]                 iyang pagiging probinsyano mo eh! [Runs to the front
                                                             stage away from the two due to embarrassment]
                    Hector:
   Minsan sa may kalayaan tayo'y nagkatagpuan.                                   Hector:
                                                                  Tara na, oy! Baka hinahanap na tayo!
                    Emman:
May mga sariling gimik at kaya-kanyang hangad sa                              Emman:
                     buhay.                                   Kung gayon! Akin nang sisimulan ang aking
                                                                             pangarap!
                     Anthony:
            Sa ilalim ng iisang bubong                                        Anthony:
            Mga sikretong ibinubulong                                   Ang vague naman niyon!
             Kahit na anong mangyari
           Kahit nasaan ka man patungo
                       Emman:                                                  Banlaoi:
 Para sa 'king sarili, sa magulang at siyempre sa         [Lalakad palapit sa mga Trainees] Oh wala naman
                bayang sinilangan!                       pala eh so stop your stupid jokes ah? Sawang-sawa
                                                         na ako riyan! You think you can actually make fun of
                     Anthony:                              my name? Okay! Sige! BANLAOI. B-A-N-L-A-O-I.
           Ah so aktibista ka na ngayon?                 BANLAOI [Everyone laughs again] May nakakatawa
                                                                             ba!? [Pagalit]
                      Hector:
   Uy 'diba ayaw ng magulang mo niyon? Nako                                   Everyone:
 tumatakas ka ah? Aktibista ka? Aktibista ka na?                              Sir, no sir!
               [Kinikiliti si Emman]
                                                                             Banlaoi:
                    Anthony:                                   Private Azarcon, may nakakatawa ba?!
            Tara na! [Hatak sa dalawa]
                                                                               Emman:
                      SCENE 5                                             Ah- eh wala po sir!
  [Joy will enter the scene with a big smile while
                carrying her basket]                                           Banlaoi:
                                                                           English, Azarcon!
                [Instrumental starts]
                                                                               Emman:
                       Joy:                                                 Sir! Noooo, sir!
                      Ligaya
              At asahang iibigin ka                                            Banlaoi:
          Sa tanghali sa gabi at umaga                             Back in line. Private Cruz. Look
    Wag ka sanang magtanong at magduda                                         straight!
     Dahil ang puso ko'y walang pangamba
Na tayo'y mabubuhay na tahimik at buong... [Her                                Anthony:
 song will be interrupted with Banlaoi’s whistle]                          Sir, I'm trying sir!
               [Joy enters the scene]                    [The scene starts with pare ko instrumentals playing
                                                                         in the background]
                      Banlaoi:
Gutom na ba kayo? Oh ito si Joy! Tutulungan natin si                           Emman:
    Joy. Mabait itong bata. Kung kakain kayo sa          Hello, Mylene! Mylene ko! Miss na miss na miss na
 campus, dito na lang kayo bumili. Anong tinda mo         miss na kita. Ahh... Aling N-nena? (nagulat) Aling
          ngayon, Joy? [Akbay kay Joy]                    Nena? Baka puwede pong makausap si Mylene?
                                                          Ano ho? Pupunta na pong Canada? Aling Nena?
                      Joy:                               Baka p-puwede naman pong makuha iyong number
 Turon po! Masarap, kakapit hanggang sa tinga at                at address? [slowly drops the phone]
            buto ng iyong lalamunan!
                                                                             [singing starts]
                       AJ:
   May buto iyong lalamunan?! [Everyone leaves                     Pare ko, mayro'n akong problema
        except for Andre, Main 3 and Joy]                         'Wag mong sabihing "Na naman?"
                                                                    In love ako sa isang kolehiyala
                        Joy:                                            Hindi ko maintindihan...
    [Lalapit, pabulong] Oo, iyong adam's apple.
                                                         [Joy enters the scene, still carrying her basket full of
                      Hector:                                                 kakanin]
         Huy, ang lakas mo kay Banlaoi ah?
                                                                                Joy:
                         Joy:                                             Oh anong nangyari?
Hindi naman. Tinutulungan niya kasi kami ng tiyahin
ko. Nagluluto tiyahin ko, kung gusto niyo ay bisitahin                          Hector:
 niyo. Masarap magluto ang tita ko! Sige, saglit lang                           Iniwan.
ah? [Punta kay Andre] Pangga! Ga, tinabi ko ito para
              sa iyo. May extra langka.                                        Anthony:
                                                         Ako nga ito... [Dramatic walk] Pinansin na. [tucks his
                      Andre:                                                hair in his ears]
 Salamat pangga. Sinabi ko naman sa iyong huwag
ka nang pumunta rito, nakikita tayo ni Banlaoi, baka                           Hector:
mapagalitan pa ako. Sige kita tayo mamaya ah? Bye        Bakit ka ba nandito? Kunwari ka pa, isa lang naman
 pangga! [Antonio leaves while Anthony and Hector                          hinahanap mo.
                 enters the scene]
                                                                             Joy:
                     Hector:                                  Alam mo naman pala... Pumapapel ka pa.
Nako, magagalit si Banlaoi. Cute. [Lapit sa mukha ni
                Joy tapos layo rin]                                      Emman & Anthony:
                  Boom! Supalpal
                                                                             Anthony:
                      Joy:                                                 Pati Pantie ko."
  Tara! Doon kayo sa Tiyang Deli ko kumain ah?
             Masarap magluto iyon!                                             Hector:
                                                          [Staring at Joy while she was selling and giving
                     Anthony:                                         service to the customers]
   Surely! [Anthony will act surprised by how he
                 delivered his line]                        "Ako naman ay parang nakuryenteng pusa
                                                           Ngunit natanggal ang hiya nang nakita ko na
                       Joy:                                          Nakatawa ang dalaga."
            Wow, bago yan ahh, “surely”
                sige kita tayo ulit?                                            Emman:
                                                         [The scene continues with him and Mylene being
                          Trio:                         together, Flirting in front of Tiyang Deli's carinderia
  Surely! [All boys will salute in a teasing manner]         while in the middle of having their date.]
 [The scene changes into Tiyang Deli's Carinderia        [A new scene starts with Emman trying to call
   while the three boys leave to change into their      Mylene over the phone but it was Aling Nena who
                   casual outfits.]                                       answered.]
                     Andre:                                                Anthony:
         [Tumayo at lumayo] Hindi, hindi.               (Kasama si Hector) Tara na. Salamat Joy, Salamat
                                                                            Tiyang!
                       Joy:
                     Ano nga!?                          (The three boys walk out the scene but the Hector
                                                               asked them to go first to talk to Joy)
                    Andre:
 Siguro ganoon na nga! Kasi Joy, hindi ko naman                            Hector:
        alam kung kaano-ano mo siya eh.                    Sige mga pre, una na kayo ah? Sunod ako.
                       Joy:                                               Anthony:
Alam mo, AJ. Ibig sabihin lang niyan ay wala silang        Oh Joy, may sasabihin daw sa iyo si Direk!
pakialam kung ano ka pa. Kaibigan ka nila. (Nears              (Nakatalikod sa kanila si Hector)
 Anthony through his back and hold his shoulders)
Ang talino mo pero bobo ka sa pakikipagkaibigan.                              Joy:
                                                       (Lumapit kay Hector) Ano raw po gagawin ko, Direk?
             (Banlaoi enters the scene)
                                                                          Hector:
                    Banlaoi:                            Hmm... Kailangan mo lang naman magpakatotoo.
Lumalandi ka na naman Joy? (Tinuro si Anthony) Sa
           bakla pa? (Laughs out loud)                                     Emman:
                                                           Anak ng puta, Hector. Kung ikaw kaya ang
                    Anthony:                                            magpakatotoo!
              (Face crumples in pain)
                                                                              Anthony:
                         Joy:                             Wala ka namang honesty, direk ka nang direk.
  (Comforts AJ) Huwag kang matakot na matulog           Sabihin mo na kasi. Sabihin mo na kasi. (Anthony
  mag-isa... Kasama mo naman ako... (Beso-beso          will act as if he was sobbing while Emman comfort
             before the scene changes.)                                          him)
                      Joy:                                                 Anthony:
                  Pabasa, kuya?                                           Uy MU na sila!
               Anthony & Emman:                             (They walk slowly as "Alapaap" by Eraserheads is
                   MU! MU! MU!                                              sung by Hector.)
(The two chanted teasingly while Joy tries to stop the
                   both of them)
                                                                      "Hanggang sa dulo ng mundo
                Emman to Hector:                                       Hanggang maubos ang ubo
Sabihin mo na kasi! (Pushes Hector to Joy until all of                Hanggang gumulong ang luha
  them are already hugging. They left Hector and                      Hanggang mahulog ang tala"
 Ligaya hugging each other. "Ligaya Instrumental''
    accompanied with La La La La humming by                 (The singing stops but the instrumental continues)
Eraserheads plays and Hector kisses Joy's forehead
            before the scene changes )                                           Joy:
                                                            Akala ko may graduation practice kayo! (Jumps to
                       SCENE 9                                             Hector and spins)
[The scene starts with the students lining up to fill out                       Emman:
   the attendance for their graduation's rehearsal]         Amin nga lang hinatak 'tong batang ito! (Akbay kay
                                                                                Anthony)
                    Anthony:
 (Runs towards the table to list his name down but                                Joy:
 pulled by Hector and Emman) Ano na naman ba?                                 Baka delikado!
 May rehearsal tayo saka kailangan ng attendance!
                                                                                 Hector:
                      Emman:                                Overlooking at Hiking sa Antipolo! (Proud at Taas
            Ito naman, naglalambing lang!                                        Kamay)
                       Hector:                                                 Emman:
   Tatanggap ng diploma, makikipag-kamay. Tara,             Isang pasasalamat sa nakababatang kapatid! (Fist
    umalis na lang tayo at sunduin natin si Joy sa                              bumps)
                      Toyangs!
                                                                                Anthony:
                     Anthony:                                             Bestfriend (Hugs Joy)
                Ano bang plano niyo?!
                                                                                  Joy:
                       Hector:                                                Salamat, guys!
 (Shows a picture of the mountain as he slowly walks
near AJ to hug him before showing him the picture) A                           The Trio:
  mountain to walk! Wala nang makakapigil sa atin.          Graduate na kami! (Shouts and Joy screams "Yie")
                 Graduate na tayo!
                                                                    (The song continues as they walk.)
   (Hector went out, leaving Emman and Anthony)
                                                                       "Masdan mo ang aking mata
                     AJ:                                                   'Di mo ba nakikita
      Saan naman pupunta iyon?! (Nagtataka)                       Ako ngayo'y lumilipad at nasa langit na
                                                                           Gusto mo bang..."
                       Emman:
                       Ayun oh!                             (Hector shows the ukelele inside the bag and plays
                                                             along with a fake strumming as the song goes by)
                        Hector:
(Brings out their hiking equipments and materials as                         Gusto mo bang...
                      he whistles)                                           Gusto mo bang...
                                                                             Gusto mo bang...
                     Anthony:                                                  Sumama...
                   Wow, boys scout!
                                                                                Emman:
                       Hector:                              Nandito na tayo! Sa susunod, dadalhin kita ulit dito.
       Kaya, tara na! Puntahan na natin si Joy!
                                                                                   Joy:
                        Wow!                                                Anthony:
                                                                   Sa presinto muna! Joy? Joy?
                    Anthony:
    Munting regalo sa nabuong pagkakaibigan!
                                                                            Emman:
         [Lasinggeros will enter the scene]                Joy? Joy? Si Kuya Emman 'to. Hindi ka namin
                                                                            sasaktan!
             Lasinggero #1(Onasin):
               Tangina ang ingay!                                                 Joy:
                                                         Tulungan niyo 'ko! Bitaw-bitawan niyo 'ko! Bitawan
                      Hector:                                  niyo 'ko! (Still screaming and crying)
          Tangina niyo rin! (They all laugh)
                                                        [Emman will hug Joy, caressing her back in hopes of
 (Lumabas mga kampon ng lasinggero tapos nag-                            comforting her]
           panic na sila at lumayo)
                                                                             Anthony:
           Lasinggero #2(Servano):                                  Hector, anong gagawin natin!
 Manghihingi lang naman kami ng donasyon pang-
                  pulutan namin.                                              Hector:
                                                                           Hindi ko alam!
                       Emman:
      Sir, sir, wala kaming maibibigay sa inyo.                            Anthony:
                                                             Paanong hindi mo alam! (Galit, pasigaw!)
              Lasinggero #3(Ingles):
                   Anong wala?!                                                Hector:
                                                         Iuwi na natin siya. She is strong...(Hinihingal) Wa-
           Lasinggero #4(Arnoco):                          walang magsusumbong, hi-hindi ito nangyari!
  Ganda ng babae oh, gitara, may pa-camera pa!
                                                            ["Ang Huling El Bimbo Instrumental" by
                     Joy:                               Eraserheads plays as they walk out slowly from the
  Ano bang problema niyo? Nanahimik kami rito!?                             scene.]
             Lasinggero #1(Onasin):
             Bakit? Pokpok ka nila 'no?                                   END OF ACT 1
                         Joy:
 Aba'y gago ka rin eh! (Sabay hinatak ng mga lalaki
 at tinutukan ng baril ang tatlong lalaki) Bitawan mo
'ko! Bitawan mo 'ko! Bitawan mo 'ko! Hector! Hector!
Hector...! Hector! (Binuhat ng lasinggero papasok sa
              kurtina) Hector! (Umiiyak)
                        Joy:
Tulu-tulungan niyo 'ko. Tulungan niyo 'ko!!! (Crying
                      sound)
                      Emman:
            Dalhin natin siya sa hospital!