The Texting Bible
THE TEXTING BIBLE
TEXTING is the modern way women vett men.
No matter how good you are in person, if your texting game SUCKS
you’ll never date her.
This tip will teach you how to text flirt with a girl – 6 Text Messages
1. Brighten her day: Be the first thought on her mind for the day.
The best way to do that is to send her a little ray of sunshine – in the
form of a text, of course.
Here’s one you can steal from me:
YOU: You looked great today
HER: When did you see me?
YOU: I didn’t. but I bet you look great every day.
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Note: Apply accordingly, don't be a Simp. Always text girls who
deserve the Love.
2. The dirty dream:
The dirty dream is a way to get her curious.
You’re breaking the barrier of s€x in your conversation without
actually mentioning s€x.
YOU: BTW I had the dirtiest dream about you last night… crazy
She will ask you about it of course, and you can just leave her
hanging on it.
When she presses you for an answer – and she will – you can just
make up something
About you two sitting on the beach in the rain, getting covered in wet
sand and seaweed.
(Dirty, get it?)
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3. The Deliberate Misunderstanding:
Playfully misinterpret something she said in a way that makes her
look silly, or even like the aggressor.
EXAMPLE:
HER: Are you free to meet up on Wednesday?
YOU: Let’s do it… get together, I mean… not s€x.
4. The Good Night Kiss
On the other end of the day, you should send her a text that finishes
her day with a smile.
Here’s an example:
YOU: Sweet dreams…
5. Callback humor:
Recall a moment you two shared that she will remember.
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When you do this enough, she’ll constantly find herself thinking
about you.
Here’s an example:
YOU: Had a great time last night. Can’t get the image of you doing
that funky dance move out of my mind…
6. Conversation ender:
A big problem when texting is knowing when to stop.
Most guys go way too far and too long.
Here’s one you can use:
“Going to bed… Think about me later…”
The key here is that even if she texts you back, and even if she asks a
question, you don’t respond to her.
Let it go until the next day.
