From the Mouth of the Narcissist

By

HG Tudor

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 From the Mouth of a Narcissist
By
H G Tudor

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 Also by H G Tudor
Narcissist: Seduction
Narcissist: Ensnared
Evil
Confessions of a Narcissist
More Confessions of a Narcissist
Manipulated
Escape: How to Beat the Narcissist
 Dedications
To the many stimulating people that I have met in my varied life, thank you for being the catalyst
for my observations.
 Introduction

Words are marvellous. We convey so much through them. Love, hate,

despair, jubilation, need and happiness. We can create worlds using them
and whisk people away to the most fantastic of places through their power.
Our ability to read and understand sets us apart from everything else that
inhabits this planet. Words have a dramatic effect on people’s lives and
sometimes the shortest of sentences can be life-changing.
“I love you.”
“I’m sorry, but you were too late.”
“Congratulations, the job is yours.”
“There is nothing more we can do.”
“Yes, I will marry you.”
“Help me.”
So much emotion can be invested in words and throughout history the
most brilliant writers have used them to sensational and incredible effect.
Politicians use them to produce brilliant rhetoric, pop stars invent
memorable lyrics that live on forever, a choice line from a film enters
popular culture, a saying becomes a universal truth and bedtime stories
gently send millions of children off into slumber. Spoken or written,
words are exceptionally versatile.
In the hands of the skilled they can uplift or destroy. A rousing
team-talk might spur a team onto victory whilst a forensic cross-
examination of a witness can annihilate somebody’s legal case. We use
them every day and when we finally shuffle off this mortal coil we would
prefer to her kind, comforting words in those final moments.
Such is the potency of words, my kind and me relish the
opportunity to use them in order to further our machinations. Whether it
be to seduce you, demean you, confuse you or persuade others against
you, words are out stock in trade and therefore something you would do
well to pay special attention.
I love to hold forth. As you know, my favourite topic is talking about
myself and I am never happier than when I am able to provide my pithy
observations. I am an authority on many, many topics but of course there
is one subject of which I am the master. That subject is what I am. I
thought that you may find it useful to read all of these observations in one
place as I am sure they will resonate with you. You will have heard the
narcissist in your life make these comments. Of that I have no doubt. My
comments will also provide you with a further insight into the way my
kind and me behave, think and act. You always need to be aware of what
you are dealing with. You always need to be reminded of the danger that
lurks each day with us and by perusing this collection of comments,
observations and declarations, you have the perfect gathering of material
to maintain your guard and vigilance.
The words I speak often appear sugar-coated but they flatter to
deceive. Much of what I say is designed to seduce you, con you and then
belittle you. There are flames and vitriol behind the honey-covered words.
Acquainting yourself with these comments and recognising what is meant
by them will prove invaluable in evading or tackling the narcissists that
come your way. Make no mistake they will. Our numbers are growing and
we have many victims during the course of our lives. Make sure you are
not one or ensure you have identified that a narcissist has his or her
tendrils wrapped around you so you know that you need escape.
You have probably realised by now that my kind and me like to
conserve our energies and only apply that energy when we want to. This
will invariably be in the pursuit of fuel. Consequently, we are not people
of action but rather words are out tools. As it has been said, talk is cheap.
We are certainly masters of using words to achieve our aims, be it a way
of seducing you or a withering comment to unsettle you and undermine
your confidence. We love to talk and marvel at our ingenuity with words.
Accordingly, by being familiar with the many things that we say you will
become more accustomed to the way we think, plan and ultimately act.
You may recognise a number of these comments with a shiver or
a wry smile. Many of them convey what I think about you or even
sometimes give you a rare glimpse of truth into what I think about myself.
Others are blistering and unpleasant put downs which I use as cudgels to
beat down any resistance to getting what I want from you. Yet others are
the conniving and insidious tools I use to ply my unpleasant ways. I am
sure you will be nodding in familiarity at many of these comments. If that
familiarity comes from already knowing, you have a narcissist close at
hand then hopefully you will gain an added understanding of the way they
are. If you were unaware that a narcissist lurks nearby or perhaps you had
the merest of suspicions, should you find that this person is saying many
of the phrases and utterances that you will read ahead, then you very much
have a narcissist in your midst. In that situation you will need to plan
accordingly to deal with the toxic words that he or she shall send your
way.
I considered grouping the comments and observations into sections
but then realised we rarely behave in such a fashion. I think the way they
are presented more accurately portrays the manner in which we behave,
switching suddenly from praise to insult, jumping from compliment to
demand and alternating between charmer and abuser. Read on and learn
more of what comes from the Mouth of a Narcissist in this collection of
comments and thoughts.
 Comments, Thoughts and Observations

In my view open season applies to anyone at anytime

I found the lie that you told to be far worse than the ones that I ever told.
My skill set is varied and elite in nature and I apply it to my nefarious aims.
You're tackling the illusion and I do not like that.
I found your lack of faith disturbing. Do not forget that I am your god and
you must worship me.
We dole out the silence not you.
It was me every time, I just changed my appearance. I have to have you; you
see that is all that matters to me.
I'm so generous I just bought you a compartment, I mean apartment. It's
where I need you to stay.
I just want to keep you next to me and make everything good for you.
You are crazy I don't want to do this anymore.
Today was a great day until you decided to mess it up with your hysterical
questioning of me.
You accuse me of not being there for you, but I am here now aren't I? You
really are crazy aren't you?
I love you and I always have.
You never believe anything I say so I may as well lie.
My lies are so outlandish you choose to just let them go rather than challenge
them and thus I am validated.
If you challenge me I will just tell you that now I know why nobody likes
you. That usually shuts you up.
You live in the past, well you are always bringing it up.
I looked at your computer and noticed that in your google search if you put
my first initial then my whole name comes up. You cannot let go can you?
I change my phone number once a month. it keeps you on your toes.
Apparently my condition belongs in Cluster B. I want to know now why it is
not in Cluster A?
Want to know where I have been? Just follow the train of emotional wrecks.
I will tell you I love you with my hands around your throat. (That's so you
will be quiet and listen to my declaration of love)
When I first started out I believed I had an imaginary audience that followed
me. Technology now means that audience is real.
I am massively attractive at the point of zero acquaintance.
I can only rely on one stable, unconditional source of love. Me. You are too
selfish to do it.
It's not that I can't change. I don't want to. I love my lifestyle.
I am the master of the first impression.
I must demand the recognition that I am entitled to.
You keep telling yourself that you are over me but I know you miss me - my
spies tell me
I've already deleted the messages from my last victim and replaced them with
others from a new victim.
You've brought all your friends together. I sense triangles within triangles and
a massive supply of fuel to me.
We school our pupils in rigid conformity.
Tidy piece of projection and mirroring. Go to the top of narc class.
An obstacle is often an unrecognized opportunity to gain more fuel.
I sign off my emails with this one. Ego vincere perdis.
Saecula debent me vivens is my motto.
The world is established to serve my insatiable needs. The sooner you realise
that the happier I will be.
I don't have knee jerk reactions. I DON'T YOU BASTARD!
You will tolerate abuse from me which you would never think possible once
upon a time. That's how much I erode your sense of self and batter your self-
esteem.
I am crippled by an enemy within. I have to make it the enemy without. You.
I love to accuse you of looking at other people because you always react to
my comment.
I despise having to rely on attention for others owing to their inferiority to
me. Yet I have to have that attention. I am in hell you know.
Notice how charming I am when I get what I want? It really is that simple to
keep the peace. Remember that.
I'm not a bully. I am confident, assertive and strong.
Incessant texts are my first calling card. You were warned but you embraced
it instead.
Non, je ne regrette rien. I still receive royalties for this composition.
Never wrong, never sorry, never to blame. I live in Neverland.
So called experts say 1 in a 100 are my kind. That's wrong. It is 1 in 6. That
means sat around your dinner table is one of my species.
I drain you to such a degree you are unable to establish any boundaries to
stop me.
Enmesh. Envelope. Encompass. The three Es of seduction.
I know you hate to feel lonely. That's when I appear.
Society failed in its obligation to emotionally train. I am the product.
I love to sweeten you up before I go for the dramatic discard.
Don't envy what people have, emulate what they did to have it. I tell myself
this every day. I survive by emulating the way that others behave.
I'm silent with you but you can bet your bottom dollar I am very talkative
with a new target.
You expect less and I get away with more. That's how I manage your
expectations.
My games make you apologise even when you have done nothing wrong.
I use the silent treatment because you aren't even worth acknowledging.
I will take you on a wonderful weekend away and then vanish straight away
for a fortnight.
Yes, I've done the London Marathon twelve times and my best time is 35
minutes faster than you. In fact, I will be tweeting as I run it today, I'm that
good.
You bring up the past to try and show me what I have done. I berate you for
always bringing up the past.
Yes, I perform magic. Like the way I always reappear after I have given you
the silent treatment.
I'm playing golf with Tiger later. I taught him all he knows (and I don't just
mean the golf)
I have four people all believing a marriage proposal is imminent.
I love your generosity. It is wrong to always expect the man to pay. You don't,
that's why like you (and will leech from you)
I like to pretend I am more socially active than I am to keep you wondering
where I am and what I might be doing.
My mobile ‘phone is a weapon.
I found a wallet today. I took the money and handed everything else in. I left
a note. It advised them where to buy a better wallet from.
You think others are blind to my behaviour. They are. That's what happens
when you stare at the sun for too long.
You will always wonder how I sleep so soundly at night.
Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride
worthwhile and I will be taking you on the ride to hell and thanking me as I
do so.
I came, I saw and I conquered. Caesar was one of our finest.
I enjoy telling lies. I enjoy the confusion they cause in you even more.
I revel in chaos and your pleas for calm only serve to increase my chaotic
behaviour
I know everything about you and I will use it to my repeated advantage.
Normal people observe, assess, consider and then act when dealing with a
threat. I observe and then react disproportionately.
I was always the banker when we played Monopoly.
If you can't deliver I won't wait around.
I ensure you attach such potent memories to things we've done that returning
to them again will prove too much for you.
You say I tell lies? I ask how you are and you always answer "I'm fine". So
who is lying now?
Apparently, strangers lie three times within ten minutes of meeting.
Amateurs.
I hang around self-esteem workshops. Fish in a barrel springs to mind.
I watched Predator last night. I didn't get a credit. Idiots.
Yes, time really does fly, this seems to happen so quickly but even time is in
love with me.
You said you love to receive letters from me. How about these then? PTSD.
I often deploy intense eye contact. It's often a winner. See how green my eyes
are?
Some of my greatest conquests have been thanks to neurolinguistic
programming
I gain control at the cost of your emotional well-being. It's a fair swap.
How can he treat me like this when he loves me so much? This paradox
enables me to keep you in a state of confusion and weakened.
My home is spotless. Well I am an expert with the Hoover aren't I?
Your reaction makes me feel alive. I must have a reaction from you. At any
cost.
The cleanest thing in my house is my internet history and email account.
You will wonder how I could throw away our perfect love so easily.
Empathy. Integrity. Honesty. I can see the letters but nothing more.
Ask me to compromise and I have lost interest in you. It's time to devalue
you.
I once drew someone back in after a three-year hiatus. Can anyone beat that?
I never allow you closure. That way I can ensnare you again.
I never look back. I never see what I have left behind.
My 5 Word Confession: I know what I do.
I am a weapon of mass seduction.
Everything you hold dear is a legitimate target.
Doing what is forbidden gives me such a boost.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. See how
those minutes are now clocking up.
I am utterly indifferent to your welfare.
Try divorcing me. I make agreements and then break them. I am above
lawyers and judges.
You are a commodity to me. When you no longer function I cast you aside.
I love to set traps to provoke you. I want you to explode in anger or sob
uncontrollably, either way, it is what I want.
I am determined to get you.
I relish emotionally pummeling you.
Perfidy is my favourite fragrance and is available at all leading perfume
counters.
I am a brilliant method actor.
My magnificent words stir your senses.
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery and it is what I
do when I seduce you.
Don't wait. The time will never be just right. Just dive straight in with me.
Honestly, there is nothing to be concerned about.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Albert
Einstein said that and he was a genius, so come on, try me, I am new but I
promise you, I am not a mistake. Honestly.
When you blame others you give up your power to change. Take
responsibility for your future. This is not something I will be doing.
If you can dream it, you can build it. If you can build it, you can live it. That
is why I am a firm believer in the false reality that I create.
I am amazing in bed. I have learned that the better I am, the greater the
supply I obtain and the more powerful I feel.
If you have been previously conditioned to my behaviour, then you are the
ultimate find for me.
I work in Mergers and Acquisitions. Just like Patrick Bateman. He's a close
personal friend although I have the better business card.
My aim when I choose you is the total obliteration of your sense of self.
I don't bring anything to the party, why should I?
The on-line affair is ideal for me, there is no touching involved.
Yes, I am charming. Yes, I am attractive. This formed the foundation for what
I am now. I was able to get away with so much as I grew.
Meet my twin siblings, Seduce and Abandon. You are going to get along with
them, I just know it.
When the crowd has gone home I become a different person entirely.
I love Saturday, I remind you how hard I have worked as I sit around watch
you do all the chores. They are beneath me.
I will sift through your childhood and find that one thing that takes you back
to being a needy child. It is massively powerful.
I learn all I can about you. Such an in-depth knowledge mesmerises you.
After all, I'm the devil in the detail.
You say being with me is like riding a roller coaster. Well people do that for
fun don't they? Why are you complaining then?
I love the film Inception. I am a master at insinuation. I plant the thought in
your head so early on and so you become mine to influence.
I often tell you how others desire me. This desirability appeals to your vanity,
so you want me more. Now who is the narcissist?
I love ambiguity. It keeps you interested and on your toes. It also provides me
with a fantastic method of denial.
The most energy I expend is on choosing the right victim. Once that is done,
everything else just falls into place.
As I said my marriage vows to you, my 'phone's inbox was filling up with
texts from two others.
What do I like to read? Your phone, diary, e-mail, post and thoughts.
I will whisper those beautiful words to surround your heart and lure you in.
They will then become barb wire and pain you.
Yes, I am a qualified chiropractor on top of my executive job. Well, I am a
highly skilled manipulator aren't I?
Let me show you the golden future as my tentacle coils around your middle.
I give you everything and thus create a need so gargantuan in you that you
will stop at nothing to try and recapture it.
I know you are a forgiver. Why do you think I chose you?
I anticipate what you want and deliver it in the blink of the eye. You are now
under my control.
I smell your vulnerability. It is true, I really can.
I know you love me. Take your caution and introduce it to the wind. I've got
you now.
I conform to a strict recipe to ensure you fall under my spell.
I make the grey world seem magical such is the power of my illusion.
I am terrified of being engulfed by you.
My obituary should include the fact that this was all your fault.
The word “if” is a godsend to me. "I'm sorry if I made you cry", "If only you
would try harder", "If you could just be like"
I love to nurture anger, contempt and envy as they are the most corrosive.
I know right from wrong. I understand consequence. I just do not care.
I know all about the past. I have a degree in histrionics.
I have an eating disorder so I will tell you that you eat too much and need to
exercise more.
You must fear my anger even when I am not present.
Never answer me back or I will beat you. I am the parent (I will say this if
you are 8 or 48)
If I actually do something for you, I will always extract some kind of
payment from you.
My tiniest whim takes priority over your most basic of needs.
I purposefully neglect my health so ensure you have to do something about it.
I often invite myself where I am not wanted. Well, that spotlight is no use on
you is it?
Why do you dredge up the past?
I'm so brilliant I will lie in advance of what you will say to cut you down
before you've even begun.
Whatever you do I will interpret in a dishonest fashion.
I love lies. They inflate me and undermine you.
I damaged my children's marriages and interfered in the raising of my
grandchildren. I was just trying to do the right thing. Like my mum.
Why do you push me away when all I want to do is help you?
I love you and want to make you happy but I just don't know what to do
about your behaviour.
You are unstable. You are hysterical. You are over-reacting. You're imagining
things. You’re lucky to have me.
Confront me and I will tell you that you have a very vivid imagination.
Arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity. You cannot see me can you?
Back soon good people, I've some douching to attend to.
The lies I tell aren't meant to deceive, they're not there for you to believe.
Watch your mouth: The language we use creates the reality we experience.
That is why I tell lies and create a false reality.
It's your first night out in a month. I will pick a fight over nothing so you
choose to stay in.
You've been cast as the star in the local theatre production. I won't be
watching. I've seen it before.
I will only acknowledge your accomplishments to the degree that I can take
credit for them.
I go through your things, I check your phone, your post and your diary. You
are part of me so I am entitled to know.
I will commit your time to something and never ask you first. You are my
commodity. You are there to function for my benefit and my benefit alone.
When you turn to others for help they will all tell you how much I care for
you and they cannot believe what you allege is true.
One of my greatest weapons is my tone of voice. Nobody has been convicted
for using a grievous tone.
You tell me what you've achieved. I tell you that your brother did better.
I couch my cruelties in loving terms.
My last chance saloon is called 'Going Pathetic'.
I like to manipulate your emotions so I can feed on your pain.
Someone likened me to Hitler today. I've violated more boundaries than he
invaded countries.
I revel in plausible deniability. It will send you crazy.
I will open the doors to heaven and let you gaze upon it as I open the trapdoor
to hell.
I am the best lover you will ever have.
There's nothing superficial about my charm. I am charm personified.
Perhaps if you really try hard you might be able to heal me.
You tell me to try walking in your shoes. You've not even polished them for
me.
I have high self-esteem. There's nothing wrong with that.
I love the Internet. The world is my audience.
It was the best of times it was the worst of times. The world's best-selling
novel was all about me
Gut instinct puts a spanner in my works.
The rules don't apply to us.
3 pages? That's rather light. Not my autobiography, your witness statement.
I broke Karma in a matter of days.
I've remained a consistent trim weight all my adult life. Souls are all I eat.
I want someone who won't keep going off the rails (even though I shunt the
points).
I'm a big supporter of renewable energy. That's why I won't let you go.
When I got married I said 'to hate and to goad' although she was so entranced
she did not hear. I kept that vow.
I can change. I need someone good like you.
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow smoke up your ass (before maxing your
credit cards and sleeping with your sister).
Challenge me and feel the coldness of my gaze.
I know you regularly wonder what it must be like to be me. All my
worshippers do.
Remember when you sent me a copy of 'please release me' I laughed so hard
your nose bled.
I like to go to charity shops. They are an oasis of supply with the people I
find there and of course this maintains my impeccable public face.
I like to hitch hike. The only people who will pick me up are kind folk
brimming with fuel for me.
You count notches on your bedpost. I count tear stains on the pillows.
You deserved me though. I chose you.
Mirror mirror you're making me blush by showing me a juicy empath to
crush
Gut instincts are the key.
A little savage there Madame my dear, would you like me to pour some sugar
on you?
I love gauging people's elasticity.
I broke your resistance before we even met.
It's all for you. You are the only person I have felt like this about.
You'll never keep up with me so do not even try.
I don't recall my childhood and do not expect me to tell you why.
I'm not into placebos I'm the real deal but if it's about me I must listen.
An Encounter With Evil – yes it is date night with me.
There are always shortcuts to your heart. I know all of them from the
extensive studying I have undertaken of you.
You have to risk going too far to discover just how far you can really go. I
just cannot help but push you.
Show me an empath and I will have been there first - you can see the
puncture wounds on the neck.
An empath a day keeps reality at bay.
Too good to be true? Nonsense. Angels do walk the earth you know.
I don't trade stock. I trade emotions and I'm always looking for acquisitions.
I know what happened in your childhood. That's why you'll never escape me.
You will always doubt what is happening to you. That way I can keep doing
what I do.
I have to hurt you because you deserve it. You do understand that don't you?
The more I break the stronger I become.
I will lead you all around the world but only I can sit on top of it.
Feeling lonely? Unappreciated and unloved? Just dial 1-800-narcissist. No
charge save your sanity.
It's always midnight in my heart.
Whose soul shall I have for dinner tonight?
Your weaknesses are my strengths.
You will never ever be able to delete me from your life but I can erase you in
seconds from mine.
I cannot wait to knock you from that pedestal.
The best kisser I have ever known is me.
Mirror mirror open your vault tell me again it's never my fault.
All of our early pictures together will show us both smiling. Have a look at
the ones a few months later and tell me the difference that you see.
Do you remember when your heart felt on fire? Shame it was a shame.
I keep a fire burning in the back garden using pages from your diary.
I have a pulpit in the corner of the living room for when you attend worship.
Hey I'm always happy to help you know that.
I like to send you unsolicited gifts once our relationship is over. Nobody can
resist opening a parcel and it ensures I am kept in your mind.
No problem Judy or is it Mary or Susan? You all seem the same to me.
Don’t put yourself down. You are not as bad as you think. You are worse.
True and your point is what? I like to say this to you when we argue.
My lovely, pleasant, warm mask. How safe I feel behind it.
Yes, do that and see what happens to you. I do like to issue a few threats to
keep you in line.
I remember him from Narc Academy. You do know that there is such a place
don’t you? That is why we all sound the same.
Feed me.
My raison d'être is fuel.
If we have no identity apart from our jobs, we are truly vulnerable. I have no
identity. That is why I have to steal yours.
Oh I've some master strokes yet but do forearm yourself it will make the
game sweet.
I'm sure of foot and sharp of mind and I'm coming to get you.
The purpose of fear is to keep you where I want you. Doing what I want and
providing me with fuel.
It's what I wish for you...a life with no regrets and so far I am achieving this
completely at your expense.
Always be available to mop up my mess.
The only thing that last forever is my tormenting of you.
And we all know what you do on those nights out. Proud of yourself?
Meet my match? Laugh? I nearly said thank you!
I'm a child of divorce, give me a break.
It’s a steep learning curve when you get with me.
If you look in my mirror you will only ever see my reflection.
I have a very well appointed torture chamber at my house.
Patience is not something I have time for.
So a plate of Acidic Remarks won't entice you for dinner will it?
I love shadows. Hides all manner of hideous activity.
Hey an open relationship. I'm cool with that as long as it's one way.
Role play? Fantastic. I love games.
I'm a picture of health. Ask the legion of doctors who are treating me.
Keep the love flowing, I need all the fuel I can get.
I always have time to unleash some rage, just for you.
Feed me.
Yes, officer those were her last words, she is prone to hysteria you must admit
and that torrent of abuse just confirms it doesn’t it?
I am always thirsty and I need to drink deep of your soul.
Have you got your sister’s number? There is a triangle I need to involve her
in.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. That
is why I chose you.
Sometimes I will just send you a blank text and then count the seconds before
you telephone asking what is wrong. Always works.
It's Friday so I shall be spinning my wheel tonight to ascertain who will be
the lucky recipient of my attentions. It might be you.
Sometimes I throw a pair of dice and whatever number comes up relates to
how many weeks’ worth of silence I will subject you to.
But if I did not seek out fuel what on earth would I do all day?
You are almost as delicious as me.
We'd achieve more if you did as I asked you. It is not difficult to please me
you know? Just submit to my authority and everything will be alright.
I have a legion of special talents. Do you not feel privileged to be with me?
I was always the banker when we play monopoly. Well, I am entitled to that
money really aren't I?
Sense of Entitlement. A marvellous new fragrance.
Would you like a ride in my emotional elevator? It always ends up going
down.
My clothing is always spotless. I get others to do the dirty work.
I've made you dinner. Panic for starters, a fine cut of Anxiety for the main
and then Silence for dessert. Tuck in.
My garden is overgrown. I eventually neglect anything that needs my
attention.
I tell people at interviews I am a very focused person. On myself.
I keep a lost property box at home. I last counted 232 identities in there.
I should run a beauty salon. I am such an expert at grooming.
The Caretaker. That is your role and I will never let you forget it.
Tonight's view of the sunset. That means the darkness is coming......
I'm keeping all my cards close to my chest, up my sleeve and under the table.
Well, you know I hate to lose.
Sometimes I gotta shut others up, crush them and make them worship me.
Was that right?
Just tell me that you love repeatedly and often. The prize is certainly worth it.
You win a lifetime with me.
Marry me. I will ask you this after out third date together. Well, I told you I
like to get things done didn’t I?
I love you and I always have done.
At last, someone who gets me. You will hear this on our first date. I have
been practising saying that to you all week.
Don't worry you will pay later and believe me you will.
I want to breathe with your breath. Oh sorry, is my embrace around your neck
interfering with that function?
You will never rival me.
Make sure you stick with me. You will learn all manner of survival skills as I
leave you in the emotional wilderness.
You can't judge me.
More than likely. Mum is an enabler. We all need them. I have them as
Lieutenant.
Jolly good. Do enjoy a good dose of Manipulation it is strong and insightful.
Spray it around to warn others.
I hang out with the brilliant and the beautiful but keep some lesser individuals
on hand to boost me.
Take a look in the mirror and you will not recognise who is looking back at
you.
Your nastiness troubles me. I think you should go and seek help.
I like you to have some friends. I need somewhere to recruit a lieutenant from
and also a few people to join in our game of triangles.
You condition so well. I wish they were all like you.
I'm sure I created you.
Do you know Donald Trump too? He's a close, personal friend.
I always have a net handy as you never know who might be swimming too
close.
Typical selfishness from you will result in me meting out a punishment. I
have to do this for your own good.
You really are horrible to me. I cannot help but project onto you.
I must achieve my fuel by any means necessary.
You fall in love with me since I promise you the world and I deliver that to
you. The difference is that I deliver a false world wholly created by me.
I am the Supreme Authority remember. Of course, my treatment of you will
ensure that you can never forget this.
I am running for office. Well, it is only my kind and me who have the drive
and the vision to sort this world out. You are too busy looking after people to
be effective.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. Except I have no
fear of being wrong because I am always right.
Sometimes you gotta shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you're
wrong. Are you listening to me? This is for your own good.
The Sleep of the Righteous is what I achieve everything night.
Confessions of a Narcissist should be on the night stand of every person who
wishes to love.
May your faith be unshakeable and your will, unbreakable. That is what my
mother always wished for me on my birthday when I blew out the candles.
Colleagues who were fired from work are just bitter that I got rid of them.
Some people just cannot handle rejection.
Do you know the correct way that the world revolves? That’s right, around
me.
The biggest mistake you can make is listening to people who've given up on
their dreams telling you to give up on yours.
I have an impulsive appetite. You must feed me. With your soul.
Don't leave me, I will die without you.
I've told you a thousand times I do not exaggerate.
You only exist in the context of our relationship.
My list of dependents is huge. See how big-hearted I am.
I do not engage in denial.
I do pay attention. To whatever supports my view.
I always it cheat. I started with monopoly. The power from bankrupting you
was immense.
I always listen to you. When you are talking about me.
How can I belittle you? You are taller than me. You really do make things up.
I love to go fishing. Preparing the bait is one of my skills.
I have a heightened perception of being wronged.
You must never ignore me. I said, you must never ignore me.
I always never say always.
Alienation? That's a film isn't it?
Gotcha! That always leaps into my mind when I see a Facebook profile that I
like. I find most of my victims through the power of social media.
You are a tough one but I will break you in the end.
The Boy Twain had it right.
I thought Empathy was a fragrance. Thanks for enlightening me.
Don't worry, that text will appear one night from me when you were least
expecting it and we shall dance again.
If we can preserve energy, we will so it is saved for the most required tasks
we must undertake.
You get me. You are the only one.
This analysis really has to stop. Something I say every time I am hauled in
front of a therapist. I find it abusive to be frank.
Thank you. I know, I am so complex aren’t I?
Good, feed me, give in to the dark side Luke!
Think? No, we are.
You love it. They all do. That’s what I will tell you when I return after
disappearing without making any mention of it for six weeks. You thrive on
the drama of the reunion. I do it all for your sake you know.
The games are always being played.
You aren't allowed to play with my toys. Didn't you know that?
When the character of someone is not clear to you, look at their friends. If
you can find any genuine ones of mine, well done.
No you not a victim, you are special. After all, I chose you didn't I?
I am licensed to ill.
Did you know I choose three different scents for each victim so when they
smell them later they always think of me.
Nasa has a major announcement about Mars. Yes, it revolves around me, not
the sun.
You beg me to leave you alone and then when I isolate you, you complain
about that. See, I told you that you are crazy.
There's always room in our relationship for someone else.
My silence is so effective in hurting you because you have no idea why I am
doing it.
I cannot help it, the super blood moon made me do it.
Look what you have made me do now.
I am not keen on animals. They take attention away from me and that is not
something that I can ever countenance. Actually, the only pet I do like is a
scapegoat.
Never get a pet with me. It won't survive.
I have established and grown an impressive manufacturing base. It is called
the Chaos Factory. You will always have a role to play in my factory. See
how I care about you and consider your needs?
I seek out interpersonal conflict. This is what feeds me.
I'm not angry I am just unable to get my point of view across without
shouting or hitting you.
Do you like my new bike? It is called an Abusive Cycle. You can see it is a
tandem, so why not come for a ride with me?
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. That is how I look at you.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. That is exactly how I
exist but you will not realise that.
Deep feelings seem too much like hard work for me.
No jail for me. I avoid it every time.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. Which is a complete
contrast you will find with me.
I know what I am. I know what you are too.
Love is the drug; don't you agree? My bedroom is the drug den.
Even when you show me the proof I will issue further denials.
I pull those strings and watch you dance.
I really don't recall. This is good for all occasions.
You are still my supply and that will never change.
Say what you will but my lieutenants have got there first and carried out my
smear campaign on my behalf.
The response to our horrendous treatment of you is what we savour the most.
Heal away. I shall watch from the lofty heights of my palatial pulpit before I
descend and undo your good work once again.
I am entitled. That is all you need to know.
I'm relaxed. I see the caps rage has manifested though. I do love it when you
lose your composure when you send an email.
You'll be back. I was the best.
You are getting to close to me. I am going to have to drive a wedge between
us. I find doing that far easier than being close to you.
Co-ordinating shirts with my mask is a task that occupies much of my time.
Miss who? I have no idea who you are.
Always obey the six-month rule. No touching. It makes my skin crawl.
Money? Keys? Mobile? Narc Awareness Guide? Hmm that appears to have
vanished.
Man looks into the abyss that's when he apparently finds his character. Not
so. I reach out and pull him in.
I am the master at denial. After all I lie to myself every day.
I always keep my mask on.
Bored? Lonely? Unappreciated? Dial 1-800-@narcissist_me and I guarantee
you won't have another dull moment ever again.
Black is white except when I say it is orange. You are in my world now.
I promise this time I will change.
I just want to fit in. Please let me.
I have six prey dangling by an electronic thread. Time to roll the dice and
pick a winner.
In the battle for your soul I will call on every dark art I can muster. You don't
stand a chance.
Satan is a fiction.
I love the smell of Friday evenings. Smells like empathy!
I have spent a lifetime studying your kind. That is why I know you even
though we have never met.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Not something that I
encourage you to do incidentally.
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
No, it’s how much fuel I have that makes me powerful.
The Cult of Me. I am always taking followers.
How does it feel? I never need ask you this as I can always see the pain in
your eyes.
I often ring my own voicemail just to admire the clear, strident tone of my
voice.
If you practised manipulation as often as I do, you'd be nearly as good as me
at doing it.
I'm liking the way your mind works. We've much in common. Drinks?
I only use FB for info gathering and new partner broadcasts.
Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching? I think not. You need to
learn to show some respect.
We are great friends as she has an extension to her extension. Double narc
delight.
That's okay I will come anyway I don't recognise boundaries.
Do you think I want rug rats stealing the limelight? Not a chance. Do not
expect me to want children.
It is fascinating when victims get caught in my web they have no idea that
they have been caught and just become all the more ensnared.
It's too late to run, not that you would work that out.
I will build you an empire and then take a lit match to it.
My group of friends never shrinks and it is always changing yet somehow
stays the same.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
I've just learned about your illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
I wish someone would tear you down and put up a human being.
How would you like to donate a pint of blood through the nose?
Why don't you let that hole under your nose heal up?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
Don't believe everything you think.
You may not be Miss Right, but you'll do until she shows up.
Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?
 If I can't be a good example, then I'll just have to be a horrible warning.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.
If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...use the other hand. Don’t expect
me to get involved now, I cannot stand being that close.
The next time your mind goes blank, do all of us a favor -- turn off the sound.
There are two sides to every argument, but I don't have time to listen to
yours.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put
it.
I know that you're nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do so for you.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent. Not that I am
listening.
Don't you just love nature; despite what it did to you? Oh that was me was it?
Are you going to be the cause of my next headache?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Someday you will get your big chance...or have you already had it?
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
My gender is irrelevant. I am everything and everyone. Your father, mother,
your boss, your best friend and lover.
Consider that insult an aperitif, I'm just warming up.
You get me you're the only one. Dinner?
Laying down the narc pincer movement of seduction and lies.
Picture or it never happened. You’ve doctored that picture. I still say it never
happened.
You were told how to manage and thus all the bills were paid. Honestly, some
people have no gratitude!
We have to be the leaders and the governors as everyone else is incompetent.
You really do moan a lot for someone who has been given the world through
me, don’t you?
I have a bumper sticker on my second car that reads "honk if you're an
empath"
Stop teasing. That's my role.
I don't do other people's illness. The spotlight moves away and that's not
good.
I don't care whether they like me or not, so long as they admire me.
I remember you now. You sat along from me in psychology lectures and sent
me little love notes didn’t you, you tiger.
Everything I do it pretend to do for you.
One finds limits by pushing them. I know precisely what yours are. I am an
expert at finding them out.
I love the first day of fall. Off that pedestal you go.
I will never stop. I cannot stop.
Please appease me.
Lord Acton said that power corrupts. He was wrong. Power edifies.
You must caress my feelings as I trample on yours.
I revel in perverting everything I touch.
I know what you feel. That way I know which buttons to press.
I know exactly what you feel and think. I only use it for my benefit though.
I am socially adept. That is why nobody believes your complaints.
I am sensitive. I am sensitive to your feelings. That's how I know how to hurt
you.
I have no concern for the consequences of my action.
The moment self-sacrifice is required, I vanish.
I am full of empathy. For myself. There's none left for you.
I like to talk about stepping up to the plate, but I would persuade someone
else to do it for me.
I don't write this. I dictate and my coterie of admirers take turns to type up the
slops of my delinquent mind.
It's not should be, it's I am. Come on keep up.
My rampant misogyny is all my mother's fault.
It is not arrogance when you know that you are superior. Deal with it.
Not grandiose just talented. Remember be better not bitter.
Martin Shkreli was top of the class at Narc Academy.
Oh I've been telling everyone about your flexibility believe me they all know
you to be the whore I have pictured you as.
When I commence a campaign of carpet bombing it is not a case of shock
and awe but rather deceive and flatter.
It was a pleasure to meet you. What did you say your name was again?
I never fight my own battles. I have plenty of people to do that for me and
often they do not realise what they are doing.
I never beg. It is beneath me. Just like everyone is.
You are really getting the hang of this. I'm so proud of you.
You know the drill now sit and be quiet, you know how your moaning angers
me.
I'm telling my mum you wrote that! You think I'm bad? Run and hide cos
MatriNarc is coming!
Everyone wants to be like me.
I like to be light on my feet it keeps you guessing and dizzy.
Bet you are looking in the mirror as you train at the gym aren’t you? See, you
are one of my kind really.
You say that leaving me was the best thing that you have ever done, yet you
talk about me incessantly. Oh yes, my spies report everything you do, back to
me.
Just keep feeding me.
Nobody is silent with me. They either shout or beg.
It hurts when a lesser being criticises the great without basis or foundation.
That unhappiness flows from you. You ruined my life.
Written above my mirrors are the names of all my victims.
Which I have to pay because you broke up our family.
Stenciled on my brow are my true intentions but none of you can break my
mesmerising gaze to read the warning.
Let's go with a massive pounding. You always loved that.
I played to my strengths. Your jealousy is palpable.
We love a good triangle. See how generous I am. I always let you be a part of
it.
Very vocal vindication vouches vociferous vacillation.
Typical, blaming me for your incompetence.
Go ahead leave and carry out your threats. You are just like all the others,
they always come back and I find others. I always win.
My my someone's sensitive today.
It's hard work coping with your histrionics.
Keep the praise coming!
Feed me with your emotions and keep them coming because I never get full. I
cannot satiate this appetite.
Other People's Money - the secret of my success.
Look into the abyss that's where you will find your character and identity,
thrown there by me.
Even when you think I am sat doing nothing I am always thinking and
plotting. It usually involves you.
Hey some of us just have that killer instinct you know?
People will work for a living but they'll die for recognition. Almost. I would
rather others make that sacrifice for my recognition.
Silent treatment really does get to you. I love how effective it is.
We love you to grovel and then despise your weakness.
People need to know how volatile you are.
I change lawyers on a regular basis to hamper the court process. I must win
and by win I mean prevent you from achieving anything.
I lock you out of your own house. You may not come in until you learn to
behave. The way I say you should.
I believe in you. Nobody else does but I do. See how lucky you are to have
me.
You keep telling me how you have got integrity. You cannot pay the bills with
integrity though can you?
I've already found a new audience. They get me. I don’t need you any longer
(until I come creeping back looking to extract some more fuel from you).
It is said that the path to wisdom is paved with humility. The path I am
walking along is not.
If I had a time machine, I would go back just five years to get rid of the
wrinkles on my forehead.
I am a sensitive person really. Criticise me and see just how sensitive I am.
You're not a complete failure, you are a shining bad example.
I pursue superficial perfection.
I must mask my evil with goodness.
The success of others galls me.
I disguise malevolence with sanctimony.
I mention suicide purely as a manipulative tool.
V for Vicarious V for Vendetta V for Victory.
I become you. I live through you.
I will confuse you into compliance.
My towering intellect dazzles and amazes. Don't fight it, just admire it.
I rely on my beauty and intellect to sail through life.
Age brings a withered body and an overworked mind that betrays me. Look
what you've done.
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. It is to me.
That lawyer knows Jack. I'm brighter than him.
I'm an inclusive kind of guy.
I love an audience.
It's about beating you not the money. That’s why I fight you so hard in court.
I'm a lawyer’s dream client.
Yes, your rash behaviour caused that. Next time you might consider thinking
before you open that mouth of yours.
You do know that I ever do anything wrong don’t you?
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Tell me about it, I see them everywhere I go.
What have you done for me lately?
Out of sight equals out of existence.
Until you cross the bridge of your insecurities, you can't begin to explore
your possibilities. Unfortunately for you I have just set fire to that bridge.
A courtroom is a huge stage for me.
You thought that marriage was hell? Just wait until we divorce.
I will spend all the money that we have just to fight you.
Will you ever be good enough?
I thrive on conflict in order to stay connected.
You filed for divorce and broke this family up I will never let you forget what
you did to me.
I exploit to meet my own needs.
I am not accountable.
I have excuses for everything and blame others for my actions. I have to do
this when dealing with the monumental incompetence that surrounds me.
I love playing with switches. Doing so reminds me of our relationship, you
see.
I know everything about you. I found this all out a long time ago and when
we first me you readily filled the gaps for me.
I am afraid this wine you have brought is not good at all. I suspect it has been
made with sour grapes.
I love it when you show some spirit it spurs me on.
I've no need to say, you know already.
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
I am like a nagging itch. No matter how hard you scratch you will never truly
manage to get rid of me.
I know you want me to be like I was but you have to understand that I was
not even that which you thought I was.
I’d do anything for you (so long as it benefitted me).
My needs outweigh yours and thus yes they are special.
Have you ever noticed how much my face changes when you make me
angry? That is because you make me someone I am not.
No I do not want to tell you what is wrong (that is because the only thing that
is wrong is me).
The world is mine.
Confessions are something I love to extract from you with my game playing.
I just want to fit in.
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours and I always
want you to react, that is what I aim for.
I own three of Jimmy Hendrix's guitars. I do and I know how to play them. I
am an expert at playing things.
#44DaysOfCrazy Hey, there's a hashtag trending about you!
#ThingsWeAlwaysHate Being ignored.
You should have been a cowboy. You pull so many triggers.
You ask "how was your day" and I hear an accusation.
I must feel special. You must make me feel special.
Productive dialogue? No, that's not happening.
Come and walk amongst my narcissistic flames. I promise you that you will
not get burnt. Oh, that’s another one I have broken.
I'm not in love with my reflection. I do not have one.
My needs are voracious.
My presupposition is always to attack.
I am a master craftsman. I craft the most elaborate lies and build a false
reality for you to inhabit.
You call me evil. I do like it when you are complimentary.
You will need all your energy to run around after me so I suggest you stop
shouting and do what I want.
I'm just an all-round decent chap.
Oh come lavish me with praise and bask in the warm glow of my
magnificence.
I have a brilliant device called euphoric recall. It ensures you'll think of me
when you see, taste, hear, smell and touch certain things.
Have you met my mannequins? If only my girlfriends were more like that
then I would feel complete.
My favourite novel of all time has to be Alice Through the Looking Glass.
For obvious reasons.
The scariest haunted house I can think of would be one which has no mirrors
in it. That has made me shudder just thinking of it.
You experience excited anticipation when you have a first date. I know that it
is feeding time and I am besides myself with glee.
Gordon Gekko would be proud of me. He is one of ours.
Am I a serial seducer? Hey, I cannot help it if people feel drawn to me.
It's your mess, you sort it out.
One of my favourite questions is to ask you if you have a sister.
You get me, you're the only one. Let's have dinner. Oh I am sorry I appear to
have forgotten my wallet. Again.
You are doing so well admitting to all this. I will pray for you.
I am an instrument of God, sent here to test you to ensure that you are fit to
receive his majestic mercy.
Well someone has to counter your histrionics.
Only for your protection. Why do you carry mace by the way?
Classic narc move. Go to the front of the class, oh you can’t can you because
I am already there.
I am surrounded by people mired in hysteria. They just won't get help will
they?
Doing what you want would mean surrendering control and I do not do that.
The sands of time are running out as I type, what are you going to do to
change my mind and keep you?
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. This is said by so many
people after they have spent time with me.
The girl next door will always be a target to me.
I am the verb not the object.
You get me, you're the only one – notice how many times I say this to
people?
Ssh you're giving the game away by complaining to all these people. They
will not believe you anyway. I have already seen to that.
Told you that you're crazy and my therapist agrees with me too. She of course
has fallen in love with me. They all do.
You get me. I love you so much.
I think you'll find you have a drugstore in your bag dear because that’s the
position I put all of my victims in.
We love a smear campaign – there’s nothing like getting the truth out there
about you and your behaviour.
Every time I think of you I want to do something really, really bad. Do you
see what you have done to me?
I revel in creating an atmosphere between us.
It is total war when you confront me.
I will open the gates to heaven and as you stand transfixed, I will open the
trapdoor to hell right under your feet.
The Fastidious and the Furious starring N.T. Pott
Come and look at this golden light. And you're back!
It's a pleasure watching you lose your mind.
The judge isn't listening. He's on my side.
What do you mean, how can I ignore you where I said that I loved you? Who
said that? Who's next?
The games are always being played. I know no other way.
I do not love you. I love how you make me feel.
And what do you want me to do about it?
I have no concept of being a complete person. I am a myriad of lies.
When I speak there is always an echo. That's because everything I say has a
hollow ring to it.
It is impossible to love me or be loved by me.
You really do think that if you try hard enough then I can be fixed. I cannot.
Behave the way I want and I will love you. When you don't, I do not love
you. Everything is black and white to me.
I do not want solutions I prefer to blame. You.
I love to put out a relationship bulletin about my new love on all social media
platforms. I know it infuriates the hell out of my exes.
#ExplainEarthIn4Words It revolves around me
With a porky pie that huge somebody is making an application for Narc
School – are you sure you are not a narcissist? I think we should get you
some help.
Something malign this way comes......... oh it’s me.
I don't threaten you. I persuade. Hard.
History is written by the victorious. I was elated when I first heard that.
When I stand and stare up at the stars they all wheel around me. It is such an
edifying experience.
You are the one who teaches other people how to treat you. See, I always said
you were a poor teacher.
I meant it. At the time.
If you are cruel to me, you are underlining my belief that world is filled with
superficiality.
If I think you are moving away from me, I will open those gates to heaven
again. I never want to lose you.
You are an appliance to me. If you give me what I want, I will keep you
around and continue to use you. Fail me and I will find a better model whilst
keeping you around to see how they do it so much better.
You know it is bad for you but you will still do it. That's how much you fall
under my spell.
I am a trustee to a charity, it is called False Altruism. I love to help.
Once you realise that it is the thrill of the new, the shiny and the next one
coming along in a moment, you'll understand you are history.
I do love you. You are part of me. I love myself and thus I love you.
I never make you do anything. You always choose to do it. Think about it and
you will see it is true.
Someone called me objectionable yesterday. I said, "I know, I love objects."
I chose you because you best reflect what I want to see. Sep 16, 2015
Someone once told me that you can cry through happiness. Utter nonsense.
Crying is a sign of weakness.
I am a huge fan of ambiguity. It keeps you in a state of anxiety.
My house is huge. Well, you know how much I love a good extension.
I can teach you lots of new skills. Tightrope walker, eggshell avoider, second
guesser. I am the gift that keeps on giving.
I usually find I can maintain the façade for three months. Then the cracks
start to appear. I guess I haven't the energy to cope with you.
Everybody wants to rule the world, only a few of us are equipped to do it.
I must be the centre of attention.
If I ruled the world, it would be a far better place.
Demand little and expect little. Your role is one of support.
Mum, why did you do this?
Don't be bitter, be better.
Yes, I am a narcissist. Yes, I am proud of that fact. You would be too if you
could be just like me.
Oh I'm always here dearest, always watching you and waiting to strike.
We do have hearts. It's you needy people that drain them.
It must be hell for you not knowing what reality is.
I cannot stand your indecision.
You get me. You're the one – have I said that to somebody else? No, I think
you will find you are imagining things. You do that quite a lot you know.
They are detachable. Just like my emotions.
Please say that you will never ever leave me.
Well that's what the maid is for. You don’t have a maid? Are you some kind
of failure?
You keep telling yourself that. I know different.
Let's live together!
I will never let go.
I say something nice and you start a fight. Typical.
Hey I can't help it everyone wants a piece of me.
That display of neediness has made me feel ill. Can you not show some
consideration for me for once?
It is hard making friends when the dynamic is so unequal.
Skilled reflection and admiration. Those are traits worth having.
You see you get me, you're the only one. What do you mean I said that to my
last girlfriend? No I didn’t. You always have to start a fight don’t you?
I know I've always loved you.
Are your DVDs in alphabetical order? Mine are and woe betide you if you
put one back out of order.
One of my admirers is coming over to wash my hair tonight. Yes, they will be
washing you out of it.
I know it's hard to believe someone this good could be true.
Who says I will stop? I never stop.
Embarrassment lasts a moment; regrets last a lifetime. You had better get
used to thinking about that with the things I will make you do.
A thorough love bombing clears away any doubts they may have.
I understand society and what it expects I just don't care to abide by those
expectations.
Of course I will let you stay. For as long as you serve a purpose to me.
Alcohol. It's a great leveller although I really do think you should see
someone about how much you drink. Don’t even start to suggest I have
driven you to drink.
I show eloquent beauty in all my put downs. Save for those where I use a fist.
Yes, the computer told me everything I needed to know about you to enable
me to seduce you the first time we met.
Do you think you could just shut up and listen to me for once in your life? Is
that really too much to ask of you?
That's just nasty! All I've ever done is love you.
You should be flattered you know; I mirror everything about you.
My chess set contains one king and 16 pawns. It was modelled on me.
I always tell the truth. My truth. In my reality.
Hey what do you expect? You really thought I would ease you in gently? I
throw everyone in at the deep end.
Indifference is expensive. Hostility is unaffordable. Trust is priceless. It's all
about Relationships. It most certainly is. I need all of my relationships to be
in triangles.
Enjoy life by limiting your emotional baggage to a small carry on. In fact,
travelling with no baggage is best of all since I have taken up all the
allowance.
Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. See, I told you
that I was a well-developed person.
The big question: what are we going to do for humanity? Serving others is
the essence of leading at a higher level. I think they got this one the wrong
way around.
An ounce of action can crush a ton of fear. I prefer that an ounce of silence
can create a ton of fear.
You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude. Are you
listening to this?
It's hardly subtle but it forms part of our manipulative portfolio. I am of
course referring to bullying.
Arm yourself here. The fight will be bloody. You need every advantage to
deal with us. Not that you will win of course, but it does make it more
sporting if you put up something of a fight.
I always carry a bag of sugar. Poured liberally any situation is made far more
palatable.
You must only ever cry in private. To the outside world we are a united force.
Don't disappoint me. You know what happens if you do.
Has anyone seen my soul? I last saw it 36 years ago.
I want you to tend to my scratched finger as you bleed out before me. Only
then will I know that you truly love me.
Do you want people to worship you, have them hang on your every word, run
around after your every whim? Then come to Narc Academy!
I like to play a taunting piece of music down the 'phone when you have
walked off. It works.
Do you really know who is sharing your bed?
Learn about me, knowledge is power. The interesting thing is that you could
help yourself but you choose not to.
First dates are truly the best when they are with me. Nobody else does them
better than I do.
The sooner you realise I deal in emotion and not logic, the sooner things will
make sense.
I am human. Really I am.
I do not engage in remorse.
Conscience? No you’ve got me on that one.
I will take you on a journey to hell and make you thank me for doing so. That
is the power of my hold over you.
You know me so well it is as if you're my soul mate.
To the outside world I am the perfect partner. It is only when that front door
closes that I remove the mask and subject you to the full horror.
All things are difficult before they are easy. Thomas Fuller said that. I am the
other way around.
Well I do take plenty of people for a ride.
That's your problem not mine darling.
Oh go on give me a chance.
You're always happy to help. That is why I chose you.
I can safely write I am cleverer than you.
I'm cleaner than a nun's conscience.
Charming is my middle name.
I didn't lie I have already told you. This is a common refrain that you will
hear many times as I seek to confuse you.
Why must you always make things difficult?
I will never be the patient because there is nothing wrong with me. You are
imagining things again.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. These are all laudable
intentions although you will never be as good as me.
Your life will never improve unless you start making daily improvements in
accordance with what I want. I keep telling you this in order to help you.
Don’t try to be original, just try to be good.
I am both too good and too bad. I hide the latter. For a while.
Nothing is good enough. You will hear this often.
The evil I choose to do lessens myself.
The more excellent I am the more prone I am to anger.
When we interact I just smell fuel.
It's all about the short term.
You call it promiscuity. I call it trading up.
I often glaze over when you are talking. Unless it's about me.
I prefer to be admired than liked.
Get with me and you will become royalty. I am, after all, the Prince of
Darkness.
I take one look at you and I know how to reel you in.
Appearance trumps feelings.
I am incapable of forming a true intimate relationship.
I must create drama so my sense of entitlement soars.
Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. That was written about
me by the way.
Tell more people that you love them. You never know how much they might
need it. Boy do I need it. Every day from different sources.
I have I helped him up and only let him charge me for half the usual fee. It
should have been none really.
Have you been spending your time with your friends again? I can always tell
when you have. You act differently afterwards and I do not approve of that.
All based on lies. This is my standard response to any criticism.
I never visit. I just get lots of love letters.
I'm a five-star general. I issue commands and you will obey them.
The breakfast of champions is the soul of an empath.
Believe me it's all in the edit. That is how I keep you confused as to what is
really happening.
One of my most powerful gestures is to turn my back on you in bed. That
really does get to you.
The provision of fuel is all I care about.
It's "practising" since practice is being used as a verb. Happy to help as a man
of letters. I do wish you would improve your grammar though.
You love me sending you letters. Try these; PTSD
I see my dentist every month. With all the sugar pouring from my mouth oral
hygiene is paramount.
I had an eye test today. The optician looked into my eyes and fainted.
Don't be sorry. Be accurate.
How do I sleep so soundly? I sleep the sleep of the just. If you were a better
person you would too.
I gave you a perfect love but somehow you ruined that and I must find
another. As usual it is your fault.
You say it's hell living with me. Try being me for a day - that's the real hell.
You never dare mention your achievements to me for fear of igniting my
rage.
Once glance from me is often enough to shut you up. You have learned the
consequences of non-compliance all too well.
Mirror, mirror you guide me well I'm taking this empath on a journey to hell.
Remember what you do either pleases or angers me. So how can I control
you since that's the case?
You always have to make it about someone else don't you?
Only because you got in the way. Always your fault.
Some people call me Satan but I know that is not true because he has got my
back.
All of my best work involves my tongue. You love that at first and then come
to rue it as I devalue you.
I like it when you listen and learn if only you would do it more regularly.
I always tell you the truth. It is for your own good. Sadly, you have this
unfortunate habit of twisting the truth.
Potty mouth. I'm going to have to teach you some manners.
With the words I use, I only ever seek to confuse.
I always knew that you and me would end up together.
I wear a mask on top of another mask with a spare to hand.
It's always more important to be right than kind. After all, nobody won a war
by being kind did they?
I know what I am and I throw myself at God's mercy in the full knowledge
that I deserve none.
I never remember your birthdays. Why would I?
You are to be seen and not heard. Why aren't you talking to me?
You know what will happen if you tell lies to your family about me don't
you? That's right. I will release that video of you.
I provoke you and the secretly record only your reaction. You see your
honour, she is unstable.
She made me do it mummy.
You make love to me to feel close. I do it to dazzle you so you won't see
what's lurking.
You asked me to write down my faults and problems. Here you are. Yes, you
are looking at a blank page.
Keep telling yourself no contact will work. I will always be that sliver of ice
in your heart. I'm part of you now.
I don't act superior, I am superior.
Meet my left hand this is the hand that caresses in public. Meet my right
hand. Oh your split lip tells me you've already met in private.
You will never believe I could be a narcissist. You delude yourself that I
could change because at first I was amazing to you.
All you have to do is come back and I promise everything will be like it used
to be.
All I ever have to do is turn of the charm and you are helpless once more.
That is how you become completely conditioned.
I've a watch like that. Only mine is better.
You do realise you have left toast crumbs in my butter don't you? God I really
hate your selfishness I don't know why I bother with you.
Without my kind and me there'd be no leaders, captains of industry, brilliant
entertainers and committed inventors. Feel free to say thanks.
I hate funerals. You've truly escaped me then.
Say you are sorry and I will make it stop.
As I sit here I am monitoring four tracking devices I have attached to targets'
vehicles. It's such a lovely surprise when I "just" appear.
Yes, I am religious. Haven't you seen my many worshippers?
My aspiring colleague had a virus infect his laptop today. That was careless
of him.
Tell me again how you have been hurt. Slower please, I am taking notes.
I closed my eyes today. I heard this terrible, wretched wail. When I opened
my eyes I saw nobody else was there.
I have to admit you wear your guilt so well.
Will you take the pain I will give to you again and again?
Everything ultimately comes down to trust and believe me you can always
trust me (to ruin your life)
3798 tweets and I'm just getting started. I once sent that many texts in a week.
Good job the phone bill was in your name.
I give in to the sin I commit because living with you I have to do something
that makes my life bearable.
Because it reminds me that you are there and that irritates me.
The supply is sweeter if you cry.
I just can't help it. Be prepared to hear me say this when you question me
about my aberrant ways.
You see I had your best interests always at heart.
That was my first shot and as usual I pierced your heart straight away.
I know exactly what to do to upset you. I am highly trained in the art of
generating a reaction.
I love it when you react. It gives me the fuel I need and confirms to me that I
was always correct about your instability.
I do not need a lot of sleep, not when there is so much fuel to be collected.
I'm just brilliant at creeping about.
I've always loved your laugh. It’s a shame we never hear it anymore. Why is
that?
I have agreed to help out at a charity function. The empath level will result in
a feeding frenzy for me.
Nope I'm not Tim yet in another way I am him and John and Paul and
Stephanie and Louise and Anthony and.....
Surviving is important. Thriving is elegant. That is me all over.
I choose not to listen to anyone who dares to criticise me. I don’t have to. I
just shout over what is being said.
You enabled it. Your fault. Again.
When will you stop making excuses for me?
Repeatedly correct you mean. It is not constant. That means all the time. Like
breathing.
I do enjoy a Bloody Mary. Well, she did say the wrong thing to me again.
You do realise there's nothing wrong with me don’t you?
I really want to change (I don’t because I know it is utterly pointless).
Do you feel like we have been down this road before? That is probably
because you are the one holding the map.
I don't see therapists - you do.
I see dumb people.
All mirrors belong to me.
All my own work. I started saying this at school. Well, why should I ever
share the credit with anybody else.
If you spent more time with him rather than running around after me, we
would have got more. Your fault. Again. (My comment to a girlfriend after
she messed up her divorce settlement).
Their own fault. Always is.
I always offer to fill in the loan applications. It is important that only your
details are submitted so I escape liability.
On our first date I fed you the tainted apple pie and you still ate it all up
though didn't you?
Nobody puts baby in the corner. Except me.
If it garners attention I will take it.
Never assume the obvious is true. It rarely is with me.
I'll make your heart smile until it aches.
I never miss a target. I keep going until I have seduced them.
It's dark in here. Do you have some light to share?
Let’s talk about my achievements. This will take some time.
Please save me. You're the only one who can.
Remember the first time we made love? Thought so. I don't.
You never know true darkness until you've met me.
You always say too much.
I like you to call me so I know when to expect you home. That way I can get
rid of your competitor and have a glass of wine ready for you.
When we meet the first thing I look at is your ring finger. If you are single the
task is easy, if you are married the task is even easier.
You chastise me for involving someone else and yet you both continue to
fight over me because you can't bear to be the loser.
The boy's done good – that’s next to my bathroom mirror.
I can tell you've been hurt I will look after you until it is ready for you to be
sacrificed.
When you reach the top get ready to drop.
Why did I choose you? Hmm, was it your looks, your job, your interests? No,
it was your susceptibility to being manipulated.
You adopt a policy of truth. It is admirable but ultimately it is never going to
get you anywhere.
I never face the consequences of what I have done.
You will never forget how I made you feel during the golden period. Elation,
then hope and finally a never-ending sense of aching loss.
Never again is what you swore the time before.
I was always told how special I am. It is true isn't it? Please say yes.
I want to be a better person. I really do. (this mask fits so well)
I hide what I have to hide and I tell what I have to tell.
I want to feel full but it never happens. I blame you.
Keep that spotlight on me otherwise I will shrivel and die.
Would you really want to survive me? What's left is not a pretty sight.
Therapists love me. I create so much work for them.
I know you really miss who you thought I was.
When our worlds collide yours always collapses.
If you didn't question me I wouldn't have to lie. See how it is your fault.
I love reflected glory.
Any narc in a storm. We know this to be the case and when we create the
maelstrom you set sail for us.
An empath and her sanity are soon parted.
A drowning empath clutches at my outstretched hand.
I'll take your best friend, add a healthy dose of flirtation, add a dash of
paranoia and lo! A delicious triangulation.
I don't stalk you I'm carrying out research.
Don't throw in the towel it's covered in your blood.
Listen you’re nice and everything but your friend is hot. What’s her number?
Oh I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
Oh sweetheart - I’ve got a fake laugh with your name written all over it.
You know I always say there’s no such thing as stupid questions. Just stupid
people.
Some of you I consider friends, others, people I met.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Have you noticed how I am always awake before you? The early narc catches
the juiciest empaths.
We do change. Our masks.
I choose winning.
I love to garden. Planting seeds of doubt pleases me no end.
Why do you make me lose my temper?
I know when you are sat alone you hear my ghost still whispering to you.
If something of yours appeals to me I will always take it and you must never
complain.
The only thing you need ever worry about is how much I love you.
I am lost without you. Please come back.
I wear a crown in bed.
Where do I go to when I disappear? What has that got to do with you?
I'll have you both. I am entitled.
I like that turn of phrase. I'm using that for my next devalue period. I'd thank
you but you owe me anyway.
Why did you make me do that?
You'll succumb to my authority. Everybody does.
They are attention seekers.
But Twitter and Instagram stalking still keep you busy don’t they?
If it wasn't for you I don't know what I'd do
You see you get me. You're the only one I only want to do what's right for
you
You've just raised the stakes. I'm moving in for the bullseye now!
All Ears No Mouth. My Type in 4 Words
I'm an expert in many fields (I read Wikipedia)
I'm the manager of a leading world class brand delivering rapid solutions to
nutrition issues. (I'm nearly on 5 stars at McDonalds)
You remind me of when I was younger and didn't know as much.
You’re no longer beneath my contempt.
I’ll forever cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I like how you never strike out blindly. You fail right in the light.
The little people realise I am better than them.
For me it's all about the act. I don't consider the consequence.
Offended by what I say and do? You are hypersensitive. You need to see a
therapist I think you are a narcissist.
I expect you to forfeit your individuality.
Study me next time I watch a film. My expression won't change. I cannot
connect with the characters in fiction or real life.
I will watch you cry with a straight face.
I am your husband, your father, your sister, your nurse, your boss. I am your
reflection. I am everywhere and you don't realise.
My Facebook account foreshadows my affliction.
I am incapable of emotion so I need to steal yours.
I am a shapeshifter. Whatever problem you have I will shift to become your
saviour. It won't last though.
I will pay for dinner for you and your friends but each of you will pay later to
fuel my supply.
I'm not haughty I'm just better than everyone. I can't help being this brilliant.
I am the President (of my own fan club)
You are having delusions of competence.
Do you want to go someplace where we can each be alone?
I will send you flowers every day for a month (using my current partner's
credit card).
Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental.
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it
yet.
I really wish we were better strangers.
If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
Our custody battle is not about the welfare of our children. It is about me
winning and crushing you. Using them.
You've broken your leg? Well your failure to come and see me has given me a
massive bruise. To my ego.
 A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. I really do
despair with you at times.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. So keep a civil tongue and be
quiet.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny
and square the account?
When you are alone you are in bad company.
Here you are reigning supreme at number two. To me.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours. But they will soon fall under my
spell.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all
the credit?
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
You don’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he you don’t
know the meaning of most words do you?
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. You can’t all be special like
me.
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Don't you love nature; despite what it did to you?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
I only have affairs because you make me do it. They would end tomorrow if
you did as I wanted.
My family will turn against you on my say so. Your family will become
distant as they told you to leave and you didn't. You're all mine now.
You over analyse everything.
My favourite food is egg. How else do you think all those egg shells got
there?
Say no to me and I will make you regret it.
I create false scenarios to identify your weaknesses for later exploitation.
When I read the newspaper each strap line is about me.
I’m never outspoken. No one ever has a chance.
You have more talent in your little finger than you do in your big finger
I'd like to say I am happy you’re here. I’d like to
-I’ve never been completely infatuated with a co-worker before, and I’m still
not.
There may be no end to your good taste. There also may be no beginning.
You would make an exceptional stranger.
You look like you could be a professional blind date.
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
You should live for the moment. After that, who knows.
I may have no taste, but I like you.
You can say what you think with me, but you’ll be speechless.
When you get lost in thought, do you feel like a stranger there?
You’re attractive in an off way. A way off.
You’re the best at everything you do, even when you fail.
Someone once said to me that I bring happiness whenever I go.
I love to delegate and then interfere. I am a nightmare to work with.
Everything is always a problem with me, but nothing is my fault.
I only ever give to get.
I demand your trust. I do not earn it.
I've bought you a rug aren't I kind? (Well what else am I going to pull out
from underneath you?)
I will offer you a hand up and at the same time cut you off at the knees.
Autumn is nearing and with it chilliness. In my stares not the weather.
How can I be self-centred? I share my anger with you don't I? I tell you all
about my achievements.
I've worked women out - gold diggers, teases or seductresses - they won't get
the upper hand with me though.
I see Kanye West intends to run for POTUS in 2020. Not so fast fella, I'm a
shoe in for that role Obama told me.
I don't have any shortcomings (I've projected them all into you).
The secret to your success is doing the stuff I won't do & doing it for a really
long time.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. You realise I live by this
given the things that I say.
The miracle is this, the more we share, the more I have.
So in the meanwhile grab your slice of evil and see how it feels to view the
world through the eyes of a supreme being.
If I've not replied to your message yet I will because hey, you are special too.
So very special. Let's live together soulmate.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. Unlike your
mouth. Something for you to think about.
Your life is short. You have no clue when this ride will end. I recommend you
stick with me. At least you know what you are dealing with eh?
There's a limit to how many steps you'll be able to take today. Make sure
they're all in the right direction. To my front door.
Chemistry is great, but remember you are just my experiment until someone
better comes along.
Successful people make the most of the best and the best of the worst. That’s
me all over.
Once I have you hooked I regard maintaining the relationship as a chore.
You complete me. (I mean I need you for my supply)
I taunt and torment. It's not evil. It's amusing.
Everyone around me gets sucked into my maelstrom
I don't do or say anything without having calculated how much supply it will
yield for me.
You are a professional victim.
I feel blame for a flickering instant before I hastily shift it into you.
I am a marvellous farmer. I sow fear, revulsion, hate and envy.
I must control everything.
I abhor my children. I limit them to the role of supply.
I create a charade of love so that when it is lifted you will react more
forcefully and thus feed my supply need.
Fear me, don't love me.
I strip away everything that gives you strength and identity so I become your
only source of authority.
I will learn all about your interests to lure you in. Moments after I have
achieved this I will have forgotten about your interests.
Every day I have to hunt out more supply. It is exhausting.
I never feel done with you. There is always another drop of supply I can
wring from you.
If you cannot provide me with supply, you do not exist.
I will socially isolate you through a campaign of malicious rumours.
I need an adoring, submissive and self-denigrating partner. You'll do nicely.
I am attracted to vulnerability. It makes for a higher quality of supply.
You look beautiful when you scream.
I'm so brilliant I can strut whilst sitting down.
You can't have my number as its private. I need yours though to check where
you are at any time.
I only see gain or loss, superiority or inferiority and blame or guilt.
Connect enthusiastically. Give relentlessly. And lead bravely. Do that, and the
future is all mine.
Never, ever ignore me.
My idea of romance is popping the cork away from your face.
You look settled tonight. Time for the games to begin. Number one - a
random and false allegation. Let's start with that.
You won't leave me. You don't have the strength to do so. I've made sure of
that.
Do you feel like giving me one last rant before you leave me? Please do it
will give me more material to use against you later.
You won't be able to process that the relationship meant nothing to me. It's a
killer.
Come and cure me. I need some amusement.
You could have everything if you would just (add a random demand here)
Stay with me and make me a better person (I managed to say that without
laughing)
You may as well stay with me. You are so damaged nobody else will want
you.
I am a leech. A soul sucker. A devourer of emotion. I will sap the goodness
from you.
I build true happiness at the expense of others. It's the only way to do it.
Coming back to me is emotional suicide. Don't worry I will resuscitate you so
I can murder you again.
 Admit it. You are wondering what I am doing and who with. I am buried deep
in your mind.
I am an infection.
Guilt? Nope. I don't know that one. Is it a government bond or something?
I forbid you to have feelings and emotions. They might encroach on my
perfect image.
Yes, but you make me cheat because of your behaviour.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. I must say
I do admire how hard you work.
I love the blind optimism of those I abuse. It allows me free reign.
I make you think that there must be some goodness and decency beneath my
facade. There isn't.
If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
She is so short that when it rains, she is always the last to know.
You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse
advice.
There are only two things I dislike about you- your faces.
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
You’re the first in your family born without tail.
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an
apocalypse!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.
You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
I know you always have your ear to the ground. How's life in the gutter?
Talk is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.
 You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
You’re better at sex than anyone. Now all you need is a partner.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're
doing your best.
You're the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you.
You have more faces than Mount Rushmore.
Your personality's split so many ways, you go for group therapy on your own.
If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
You will think that surely nobody can be that evil and destructive. Think
again.
I know that you know I'm lying. I still do it.
I lie compulsively and needlessly all of the time and about everything.
You'll never do better than me.
The only gifts you will get from me are the free samples I get from sales reps.
I am always looking for who I am in everybody else.
You are intelligent, beautiful and calm. I will make you feel stupid, ugly and
nervous.
We won't form a relationship naturally. It will be rushed and I dictate the
pace.
I memorise body language. I can spot vulnerability at one hundred paces.
Technology is such a gift. I can use it to present myself any way I want.
I have to go for a little while. The Queen of England wishes to see me. She
usually seeks my advice once a week. Sit still until I'm back.
#SolveMyProblemsIn4Words Get rid of you.
My coffee was slightly cold so I'm not speaking to you for five days.
I just want to fit in.
I'm giving you all this advice. I'm just so generous. You'd better be grateful.
It's either your fault or I just can't remember. Either way, I walk away
unscathed.
I'm married to you and I don't even know your middle name. That's my way
of showing you that you do not matter to me.
You think I will get my just desserts. I won’t. There's always a fresh victim
around the corner.
I am a con artist.
I will put you through a series of increasingly tough tests to prove yourself to
me. Your reward? You get to worship me.
I have the intellect of someone who has lived for a millennium (and the
emotional intelligence of a toddler).
You say you don't understand why I do as I do. That's the problem isn't it?
You don't understand because you are useless.
When I begin the devaluation you won't know what NPD is so you will think
it is your fault. I count on this ignorance in all my victims.
I am a machine. I need fuel. You are my fuel.
My victims are carefully chosen.
I am evil which masquerades as good.
Seriously this time things will be different I promise (yes I'm going to crush
you this time by way of punishment for leaving me).
I will make you love me. I will make you hate me. Either is good for me.
Feed me.
I'm mad about you. I will make you mad about me.
I draw you in so deep that if you try to expose me, you will highlight your
own failings. This way I keep you compliant. Clever eh?
I am untouchable. In my world I am the supreme ruler.
Don't turn to the children it's wrong to involve them in your problems (plus
I've already primed them to see you as the crazy one).
You would rather spend all day clinging to the edge of a cliff than endure my
hell.
Ours is not love, it's a hostage situation
I'm not judgemental it's just that nobody measures up to me.
I don't want you to like me. You must admire me.
I'm a spokesperson for L’Oréal. You know why.
I will never ever be there for you.
I damage my children and then blame their mother.
If I had to do it all again, what would I change about myself? You.
I crave abnormal experiences.
What's the fastest thing in the universe? Me moving from idolising you to
devaluing you. Fancy not knowing that you idiot.
As long as everything is the way I want it, I can be completely
accommodating.
I admit I do have some faults. All caused by you.
Respond on my terms and I will show you a perfect love.
I have to provoke an emotion from you. I don't care what it is so long as you
react.
Normal relationships have two partners. Mine has me and the competition.
I watched the Walking Dead and saw that they've finally made a TV show
about me, I knew it was just a question of time.
I hold the world story telling record.
RelationshipGoalsIn3Words me me me!
Who is the more dangerous? Me in my suit and tie or the tattooed biker?
I spoke with God last night. I gave him a few pointers and marked him seven
out of ten. He's showing promise.
Why can't you just let me go? You're obsessed.
I just want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of my life/I'm
sleeping in the spare room.
It's not me, it's you.
Litigating with a narc is painful and expensive.
I do like to persevere when I'm trying to obliterate you.
Go on scratch that itch and ring me. You know you want to. You really do
want to.
But I'm also dating this lady. She asked me and it would be wrong to say no
wouldn't it?
Say hello to my new girlfriend. She makes me happier than you ever did.
My love for you burns fiercer than the sun (or rather my narc rage will).
Ever seen an eclipse? No? Just keep an eye on me, I snuff out all light.
You are my resource to be exploited for my gain.
I have no awareness of how my behaviour affects others. That’s another lie
by the way.
Why would I put myself in your shoes? Have you see how cheap they are?
My mantra is confront, attack, blame and criticise.
People must do what I want. I have to control all outcomes.
I don't always have to have the last word. I have the first word too.
I will break you. That's how I keep you dependent on me.
I don't listen because I don't care.
I am brilliant at reading. People. Thus I can manipulate them.
I know I'm right so I don't have to listen to you.
I love chaos. And I love putting you right in the middle of it.
Sex is merely a method of control to me.
I have no regrets, no remorse and no conscience.
You return to me because you cannot cope with the withdrawal. I always said
you were a drug addict.
Have you been mis sold PPI? Not payment protection insurance but perfect
partner illusion.
If you come back, I promise I will get help (to show you were the bad one for
leaving me)
How many times have I told you to stop treading on eggshells? You can clean
them up. It's beneath me.
My girlfriend says I am guilty of gas lighting. She really is dense. I live in a
newly built house with ELECTRIC lights. Jesus.
Let your creative juices flow and don't be afraid to take chances. I am
creative and I never leave anything to chance. I think everything out.
You can't startle me. Try it. I don't react.
I love to arrange you. Well you are just an object to me.
I will flatter your deepest insecurities.
I find you a chore.
I'm two hours late? Erm you were five minutes late two months ago.
All my exes are still in love with me. Don't worry, that's just a compliment to
you for having been chosen by me.
You are so much better than my ex/ my ex wouldn't react the way you do.
I will over communicate with you at first to gain your confidence.
Noticed how often you spend your time defending my behaviour to your
family and friends?
I've not yet been paid/I forgot to bring my money/I spent it on bills this
month/I'm owed money by someone - it all means you pay.
Facebook really does allow me to keep piling on the pain as I know you can't
help but look.
I use my therapy sessions to explain what it's like being the victim. My
therapist understands well enough.
If you threaten to leave me my first ploy is to pretend to eat some humble pie.
I cheat on you so you will fight for my attention.
I love cheating and I love porn. That's because you got fat/got pregnant/got
boring/changed your hair colour/looked at me the wrong way.
Let's compromise - you apologise for my error and we'll say no more about it
(well at least until tomorrow).
I've never been faithful. Well I can't help it if so many people want a piece of
me.
Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving so you are going to have to deal with
it.
I won't raise my hands to you. My words cause ample injuries and they are
invisible to the outside world that adores me.
I am inhuman. I get that one a lot. Jealousy is such a terrible trait.
I like to have you competing for my attention. That way you are unlikely to
see my red flags.
I wish you would be more like her. This statement always gets a reaction
from you. I love it.
I love to provoke you. Then I can show everyone just how unstable you really
are.
I enjoy a good smear campaign. People need to know that you are the abuser.
You take things far too seriously.
I never said that.
You provoked me.
Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a
choice. Respect is a choice. Choose wisely. Choose me.
If you could just learn not to be so needy everything will be okay.
I always stay in the shallow end when swimming. I don't do deep.
I do like the facts that narcissism is bandied around so often these days so it
really does dilute what I do.
I am the victim in all of this.
I cut my friend out of my life as he said he didn't like the shade of colour I
had picked for my living room.
My rage is so great because I want it to shock you into compliance.
You don't deserve me (isn’t that the truth?!)
Everyone sees what I appear to be. You are special so I let you experience the
real me.
We narcissists have been performing the world's longest running drama.
I will leave you emotionally numbed.
Move in with me and you've just entered a war zone.
I will cause you to require a therapist and then accuse you of having an affair
with that therapist.
I will take my malevolent personality disorder and smother you in it. You will
find yourself thinking things you'd never countenanced.
I will make your reality dependent on me.
You're imagining things. Again.
You're just too sensitive.
I love to divide and conquer. I do this to your friends, family and most of all
your mind.
You will accept responsibility for all the things you did not say or do.
Feel free to keep that borrowed humiliation.
On tonight's menu; finger pointing, blame shifting and a large helping of
confusion.
I often wonder what happened to my twin.
I have a court appearance next week. The judge is bound to adore me and
find in my favour. If he doesn't then he's an incompetent fool.
My therapist is in love with me. Why else would I allow her an hour of my
time a week?
When I make love to you see if you can see anything in my eyes. I bet you
can't.
I'm not arrogant. Just better.
You put your sanity in, I take your self-esteem out, in, out, in, out and shake
your life about. We do the narc dance and I turn you inside out.
How can I do this to you after all you've done for me? Easy. Watch me do it
again to someone new.
I just looked in the mirror and was amazed by what I saw.
I really do love you all (but don't let the others know I love you most).
I have something special to show you tomorrow. They say it is a product of
my treatment but I know it is a product of my brilliance.
If it wasn't for me you'd be nothing.
I like to call you darling. That way I won't use one of the others names by
mistake.
I have my own knife and fork. You can't be too careful. I don't watch to catch
something off the dirty people.
I went to see the optician yesterday. He said I had coldedise. Even I've not
heard of that condition? It must be special. Anyone know?
My wife made me see a therapist. She was entranced by me as soon as I
entered the room. I spent the hour telling her how great I am. She agreed.
Time to log on and find my next victim. Which support groups shall I travel
this time?
I'm sorry. Let's make up. Gotcha! Again.
I only married you because I felt sorry for you.
How many times have I told you I like my sandwiches to be triangular (last
week I said rectangular)? You are useless.
At first I will touch you often. I hate doing so but my need to seduce you
overrides my distaste of doing so.
Why do you make me hit you?
I don't think I could live if you ever left me.
You love me more than mummy don't you?
I'm not one of my weak brother narcissists that will give up on you and chase
someone new. I will consign you to oblivion.
I revel in my evil behaviour. I know what I am.
Stop trying to change me you are such a control freak.
I looked into the abyss and I saw home.
You are nothing without me. Remember that.
Yes, I know what I am doing. Yes, I know I'm hurting you. Yes, I'm enjoying
it. No I won't change.
I poisoned my partner's fish as she looked at them more than me.
I will crush you because your weakness in falling for me reminds me too
much of myself.
I am toxic.
Every Victim Is Lying
Donald Trump’s Diary records how he's hired me as campaign manager
#twopeasinapod.
I was reading about the Ashley Madison hack and if this shows less than ten
affairs for me then my account has been tampered with.
You are broken and needy. Just the way I like it. Step this way and let the
nightmare commence.
I blame the parents. Which ones. Any parents. It is always someone else's
fault. Never mine.
Aren't you lucky that you have someone like me who will put up with you?
That dress is too revealing (you are taking the attention away from me).
Let's make a sex tape. (One week later) I hate how slutty you can be.
You make me feel like this. It is all your fault. Why do you do this to me?
Why can’t you answer with my hands round your throat?
You would be pregnant on my birthday wouldn't you so you won't have a
drink to celebrate it.
I love it when you try and point out the error of my ways to me. The look of
frustration on your face makes me feel superior.
You were a mistake. The biggest I have ever made and I never mistakes.
Just for once do you think you could think of me for a change rather than
you.

I do enjoy a good character assassination.

I am your captor. I won't let go. You think you've escaped. I will haul you
back in.
I want you (off guard, in despair and needy)
You are imagining things. You should get help.
You will learn to live in my shadow but you won't know why.
Sex and economic abuse, isolation and emotional violence. Just some of the
tools of my trade.
I deploy all forms of power to control you.
You will take responsibility for my behaviour because it is your fault.
Come, do the Dance of the Narcissist. It is intoxicating and then exhausting.
I have multiple addictions which will have a devastating impact on you.
I go undetected. I go unchallenged. I go unrepentant. You go under.
I go to great efforts to avoid being seen as publically abusive.
I am a form of evil. You would do well to avoid me.
I love to lob a hand grenade at you and walk away smiling.
I will abuse you again and again yet society will do nothing to me.
What I will do to you will leave you in a shadow of confusion and pain.
I know you still check my FB page and my Twitter feed. You can't let go can
you?

I will abuse you again and again yet society will do nothing to me.
What I will do to you will leave you in a shadow of confusion and pain.
Why must you undermine my achievements by saying they aren't true?
I possess unrivalled brilliance. Why aren't you pleased for me?
I only ever see black and white.
I expect automatic compliance. You breathe when I say so.
You would not believe how hard my life is. Why do you make it harder?
I react as if nobody else exists in the world.
I am God. I am the Supreme Authority.
I communicate through sudden rage attacks which make no sense to you.
I regard those in authority as substitute mother and father. That is why I defy
them.
Generosity, altruism and empathy. They are my orphaned children.
I exist only by reflection.
I live through others.
I draw my supply from your reaction to my intellectual achievements even
though they are fictitious.
I acquire knowledge about you to create the impression of omniscience.
Hidden in the shadows of my life are multiple partners all of whom I broke.
I hate what I cannot own, control and abuse.
My need to seduce is voracious.
I was controlled by my mother. I learned how to be a puppet master from her.
I'm all about the short term. Who are you again?
I am a member of the Dark Triad. I would like you to meet my stable mates.
Do you think you could handle them?
When we interact, I must maintain power at any cost.
You must never like me. You must adore me.
I take one look at you and know how to reel you in. Just like your sister.
I must create drama so my sense of entitlement soars.
I have a new cologne. It is called Perfidy.
I am incapable of forming a true intimate relationship
What's the secret of my success? They never see me coming.
You've made such a little go a very long way. It must be hell being you. Bet
you wish you were me don't you? Most people do.
When it all comes crashing down I will be tucked up with my next victim.
You caused the mess, you can sort it out.
No I can't see you today I'm busy (busy telling all your friends and family
what an unreasonable nasty person you are).
All of my exes were in serious need of therapy (I leave out the fact I was the
cause)
You seem quite relaxed at present, I think I need to upset the apple art. Have
a week's unexplained silence.
I would make a bucket list but I've done everything anybody could want to
achieve.
Collateral damage doesn't apply to me. I aim to destroy you.
What shall I be today? Businessman? Astronaut? Footballer? Artist? I am all
of them and none of them in order to catch you.
People like to know that the bad guy wears a sign telling them that. I am
different. I come with no sign or warning. I am dangerous.
Your dad? Why would I be interested in him? I'm not even interested in you.
Jesus you go on about yourself a lot don't you?
I only ever wanted my dad to praise me. He shot himself before he saw my
school report. Selfish bastard.
Actually my dad is head of a TV network and alive and well. I just said the
other thing because nobody was talking about me.
I pretend to the world I am happy, popular and invincible. The reality is that I
am torn apart each and every day. I will never be happy.
Donald Trump has me down for Vice President you know. Yes, he told me
this when I won the Apprentice.
When I'm choking you I'm sure the memory of my love bombing will see you
through my vicious assault.
I have a mirror in every room. That's why I moved in with you. You are my
mirror.
The good news is that us narcs are growing in number. The bad news is that
that means I have to share my supply with more people.
We hate it when you work us out. Know the signs and read up so you know
your foe.
I take hours to move on from you. It will take you months even years to move
on from me. That's because I'm special and you're not.
You do know people only like you because of me?
Ever seen a buffalo as it is eaten alive from behind by a lion? That's me and
you. You know you are suffering but you can't escape.
Don't worry that you are damaged goods. That's just how I like you. Your
resistance will be minimal.
We leave our invisible mark on you so that more of our kind can attach to you
once I have discarded you.
Do you know how hard I have to work to get my supply? I'm trying to fill
something riddled with holes. You'd help me if you really cared.
One is never enough for me.
Nothing is good enough. You will say this phrase often.
I make you feel special so you are unable to resist me
I know exactly what to say to disarm you.
No Judge Dredd, I am ABOVE the law.
The more excellent I am, the more I am prone to anger.
Your supply helps remove that gnawing sensation that I am just dark and
empty. (Almost).
I am both too good and too bad. I try to hide the latter. For a while.
I read Machiavelli's The Prince. I can't believe he didn't give me a credit.
My entire life is a struggle to find narcissistic fuel.
The evil I choose to do, lessens my self
How can I ignore you when I said I adored you? Who said that? Next victim
please.
The games are always being played. I love it.
See how you pay more attention to my needs than yours? Congratulations.
You are now my extension.
I don't love you. I love how you make me feel.
What do you want me to do about it? (I hate responsibility)
Men are only nice to you because they want to have sex with you.
I am not one person. I am a myriad of lies.
Notice the echo when I speak? That's because everything has a hollow ring to
it.
You think if you try hard enough I can be fixed. Wrong. It is impossible to
love me or be loved by me
Behave the way I want, I love you. When you don't, I don't love you.
I don't want solutions. I would rather blame.
The dream I create keeps the dreadful reality at bay until it is too late.
I’m oh so charming and you will fall for it. Every single time.
My huge ego needs to know how far my tendrils have spread. Where are you
from? Do we have any hot spots ?
I love you so long as you do what you should do. You are an appliance.
Any fault I have is your fault.
I deny remorse I deny gratitude. I deny what I said yesterday.
I process everything by reference to me.
I'm a narcissist? I had better watch myself then.
I am great. I am significant. I rule the roost.
I am your teacher, your guru, our only true friend.
I will exhaust your resources.
I am a big fan of DDs. Demean and debase.
I will breach your defences, shatter your self-confidence, confuse and
confound you.
You must be docile and admiring, though don't drool, I don't like that.
I am a champion in bed (I've had a lot of practice) but did your narcissist
measure up between the sheets? Probably not as good as me. In fact, I know
he won’t have been.
I do love you I just don't like you at the moment. I love this one, maximum
confusion ensues.
You are the first person to ever understand me. Say we will always be
together.
I'm descended from Henry VIII. He was a narcissist too? Nonsense. When
you are the king people get jealous. I'm used to it.
The cleanest thing in my house is my internet history.
You've bled over the carpet. I daresay you expect me to clean it up too. You
made me hit you so you can clean it up.
I don't introduce you to my friends because you will turn your attention to
them (by being friendly) rather than focus on ME.
I don't introduce you to my friends because I don't actually have any real
ones.
You had better believe my lie. If you don't I will discard you. I don't know
what fair means no? Why are you changing the topic?
You breathe. I lie. Both come naturally.
Justin Bieber and me go a long way back. We’re friends at high school (I am
15 years older than him)
I told my daughter she could not have a birthday cake this year as she was
getting fat. She then started crying Typical. I am trying to help.
If my child misbehaves I will reprimand them by saying "You are just like
your mother" Well, she is the one at fault isn't she?
I only cry as a last resort to get your attention. That's what crying means,
right?
You end our relationship. There is silence for three months. I will then text
you asking you to marry me. I'm not crazy, not at all.
I usually have at least six internet dating profiles on the go even though we
are meant to be together.
I like texts and emails. I find it easier and quicker to lie using them.
I do not understand that no means no. I work to my own agenda.
I could sit and listen to myself all day long. Don't you agree?
I will send you song titles by way of demonstrating my love for you (don't be
fooled, I have a list of them which I use with every victim).
I would have got you something for your birthday but you didn't get me
exactly what I wanted when it was my birthday so I thought I would even
things up.
I starred in all my school productions (I operated the curtain).
I do enjoy taking a delicious empath for dinner. I suck them dry and leave
without paying.
You love me more than mum don't you?
Your family, friends and colleagues will say I am no good for you. They're
only jealous. You don't need them. Only I know how to care for you.
It hurts doesn't it, trying to get away from me. That's why I make it so hard so
you will keep coming back and supplying me.
My ex threatened to send my sex tape to my work and children's schools. You
wouldn't do that would you (neither did he but so what?)
How can I have loved you so perfectly and now leave you battered and
bleeding? Simple, I never loved you.
I'm big on romance but not on long term love. That requires more than a rush
of euphoria and I don't have that.
My sense of entitlement equates to exploitation.
I can't believe we've only just met. I feel like I've known you forever. Let's
live together, it will be perfect.
A selfish act is one which I regard as entirely normal.
I will stalk you initially although you won't know. Then I will pretend I just
happen to like what you like to rope you in.
I have had a crush on you for 20 years.
Madonna? Yes, close personal friend of mine (I once bought a record of hers)
When I read the celebrity news I do actually believe it refers to me.
I can't wait for us to marry. Then I really can devour everything about you.
What's yours is mine as I see no difference. You are my instrument.
God has sent you to me (but the devil will be taking you).
I will wound you with my careless lies and laugh as you lie bleeding.
All my other relationships were a practice for this one.
I can't wait to spend my bonus on you (but you can wait to see it as I made it
up).
I've never been in love like this before (and repeat to fade).
I am empty. I guess you can call me a narchole.
Nobody knows how to love you like I do (you can say that again).
I just want to keep you on the right path.
When I am with you I feel like I am talking to myself.
One of my nastier acts is to spit. It leaves no permanent mark but it utterly
demeaning.
You take too much pride in your appearance. Why are you trying to outdo
me?
If you took pride in your appearance I wouldn't stray.
In the end you will give up trying to have an interest outside of me. It isn't
worth the trouble. That's when I discard you.
Sure your friends can come over. I'm going out. Make sure they are gone
when I return (and then I will return early to make you uncomfortable)
Why do you always have to spoil our time together by picking a fight? See
you are doing it now by saying I start them.
I didn't kiss that person. They kissed me. That makes it alright.
Another of my power paranoia moves is to ask "why can't you be more like
(insert name of alternative supply)"
All this conflict is depressing you? I am more depressed then you.
Have you got the same scent as me? Are you copying me? Oh, mine smells
better than yours.
Another of my favourite beginnings to a putdown is "If it wasn't for me......"
No man will ever be able to please you. I feel sorry for them.
I was not crazy until I met you. You made me crazy.
It's been 4 weeks, not 3, since we last spoke to one another. You can't even
get that right can you?
I should not need to ask; you should already know what I want. The fact you
don't shows you don't care about me only yourself.
You want me to stop being angry? Then stop making me angry. You are the
reason I get angry.
I'm always right. Would you really want to be someone who is always
wrong?
I like trotting this one out from time to time "You don't know how to forgive."
I'm always on the fake.
I want you to fear me. It fills me with a sense of omnipotence.
I don't care what you think, unless it is about me.
If I am at war with the world but tell you that you are the best in the world, be
warned, I shall turn on you soon enough.
You're oversensitive and you over react. I have never met someone so
hysterical.
I like to kill with kindness.
You have a very vivid imagination!
I don’t want you to go through what I have been through.
How on earth are you single? I cannot believe it.
Because I said so. That is why you must do as I say.
Who do you think you are?
I don't want to hear another word you have caused enough trouble today.
If you think you are doing that, you've got another thing coming.
If you don't like it, too bad.
There is no need for your hostility. I think you need some help.
I can do whatever I want and whenever I want. I am accountable to nobody.
I never said that. You have misremembered again.
They're just jealous of me. You shouldn’t listen to them.
The world is reflected in my image.

What do you want me to do about it?

After all I've done for you and you treat me like this. You disgust me.
I don’t do responsibility.
I like the corners at parties, it is where I keep you entertained.
Someday you'll be sorry and then you will wish that you treated me better.
Stop being such a cry baby you are making a show of yourself.
Nobody ever does a damn thing around here except for me.
I'll do (whatever) so fast it will make your head spin.
You're going to wish the hell that you had never been born by the time I
finish with you.
Get over it, you are such a drama queen.
The easiest way to get my attention is to compliment me.
When you are with me you are at your loneliest.
What is wrong with you? You spend most of your time crying.

You think you're so smart, but you are nothing compared to me and you
would be nothing without me.

Can't you take a joke? You are hypersensitive.

It's not my fault it is your fault.
I don't care. When we realise that this is the case?
I told you so. You see I am always right.
I love to ignore you. The pain in your eyes fills me with delight.
I do everything, and I never get the credit I deserve.
You lost your job this morning? Oh. I almost lost a job one time when...
You don't know what you're talking about.

And I thought I would end with my personal favourite of all my sayings,

You will always be in love with the person you
thought I was.
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