Wobble Girls

A pen-and-paper role-playing game

By Zach (a.k.a. Zeerol)

(For those who like their girls as big, bloated, bouncy blimps)

Reacquainted, by Woot
Frida Mofette (from Wakfu), by Anonymous on BBW-Chan

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 Table of Contents

Basic Rules --- 4

Character Creation --- 5
Traits --- 6
Gaining Weight --- 7
Combat --- 10
Full Sized Rules --- 20
Assorted Physiological Things --- 22
Foodstuffs --- 24
Economics --- 31
Powers --- 42
Bestiary Introduction --- 59
Bestiary, Predators --- 61
Funny Number (lmfao) --- 69
Bestiary, Entities --- 84
Bestiary, Cults --- 117
Sample Characters Introduction --- 140
Pyra Gull, Classy & Sensual Dairy Girl Supreme --- 141
Gæa Ur, Dusky Cheerleader, Athlete & Superheroine --- 156
Zaytlin Jale, First Among Freckled Pear-shaped OCs --- 171
Hope Pump, Ærostatic Freckled Mutualist Politician --- 186
Dahbuh Pino, “Exotic” Oily Scumbag Rapper --- 201
Player Character Sheets --- 220

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In this pen-and-paper role-playing game,
you get to play as BBWs. The theme of Sometimes you have to take turns, mainly
this system is the weight gain of female if it involves multiple characters in some
player characters (also called PCs) and kind of contest. A turn is five seconds in
their adventures as a group (hereafter the game universe. A character can move
known as a Bloat). There’s no concrete and perform one action within a turn. If
setting, as it has been left to the Girth they choose to run, they cannot perform
Master (or GM) running the game. As any other action that turn. Actions that
such, the bestiary has a wide variety of require physical exertion (attacking an
entries and suggestions in order to cover enemy, climbing, etc.) take one full turn to
most bases. perform and sometimes even more! If no
movement is going to occur, then a
But how do you play the game? It’s character can perform an action that
simple. All you need is a single twenty- anyone would consider effortless as well as
sided die (also called a d20). To succeed at one that requires exertion. One step above
a task requiring a die roll, you have to roll the turn is the cycle. One cycle is
a number equal to or smaller than your completed once every character in the
PC’s relevant Attribute (Att). If your PC scene completes their turn — showing
succeeds by hitting the Att number or up that five seconds have passed and
to two less, it’s a regular success. If they hit everyone has done something within that
three less or further, it’s a resounding span of time. Some abilities require a
success and the rewards are substantially certain number of cycles to pass before
better. Failing by one digit higher than they can be used again, while others only
the Att or more is just a failure. require a certain number of turns.

To resist an opponent’s rolling attempt, Sometimes you may have to roll a d10, a
you roll the same Att. Whoever rolls d5 or a d4. For a d10, roll a d20 and divide
lower succeeds. However, if the opponent the result in half. For a d5, roll a d20 and
fails their roll, there is no need to resist. divide the result by four. For a d4, roll a
d20 and divide the result by five. No
Any tools a character has can make a task matter what, you always round down to
easier by adding anywhere from +1 to +4 the nearest whole number if you get a
to an Attribute. Fencing pliers can add +2 fraction. If a number appears in front, that
to a character's Dexterity for any roll that number shows how many of that dice
involves cutting barbed wire or pulling have to be rolled, i.e., 3d20 = three
nails, for example. Bonuses are twenty-sided dice, and 2d5 = two five-
cumulative; if a character's Trait also sided dice.
applies to a task, then the tool's bonus is
added to the Trait's.

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Now, let’s get to… Size Total of 0. Your PC’s Speed is her
Character Creation! walking speed in feet per second, which is
calculated as her Physique - 3. Once a
First, your PC needs a name. After that, turn, she can move up to quintuple (five
you have to decide on how they look and times) her Speed in feet. For every 2 Size
so on, so forth. Skin, hair, eyes, the Points she has, her Speed is reduced by 1,
coloration doesn’t have to match anything to a minimum of 1 foot per second, with
currently found in humanity, but it running speed correspondingly reduced.
shouldn’t clash with the GM’s setting.
Figuring out what they like to eat is Running can be done for a maximum
important. Once this has been decided, number of cycles equal to half the runner's
you can get to her four basic Attributes, or Physique and effectively triples her Speed.
Atts. Running, as such, lets her cover triple the
distance she would otherwise cover by
Dexterity: this dictates stealthiness, sleight walking. After running, she has to rest for
of hand, driving vehicles, agility, a number of cycles equal to the number
coordination and who does what first. she ran for; if she ran for two cycles, she
has to rest for two cycles after, as an
Empathy: this dictates negotiations, social example.
connections, emotionality, self-expression,
morality and general social skills. Your PC gets eight Traits; each Att
automatically gains one Trait, but the
Intellect: this dictates learning, foresight, remaining four are distributed. An Att can
self-control, knowledge use, memory and have up to three Traits total starting off,
perception. and it's perfectly fine if an Att only has
two Traits or just one. Traits can be actual
Physique: this dictates prowess, resilience, skills, physical descriptors, personality
breast milk production, health, endurance quirks, or something else related to that
and physical strength. Att. If the Trait matches a particular task
being rolled for, it increases the relevant
You have thirty-two points to allocate Att by 2. Three Traits must be designated
between Atts, with the point total in an Talented Traits by placing a (T) after them.
Att being its number. No less than five If the Talented Trait applies to a roll, it
points and no more than twelve points can increases its associated Att by 3. One
be placed in an Att. other Trait must be designated a Specialty
Trait by placing an (S) after it. If the
Your PC has a number of Hit Points equal Specialty Trait applies to a roll, it increases
to Physique + Size Total + 1. We’ll get to its associated Att by 4!
Size Total later, but a thin character has a

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Now, onto… to a fault. There are countless faces out
Traits! there on countless bodies and a variety of
peculiar advantages inherent to each.
As has been mentioned, each Att gets a Maybe a girl with oddly long limbs has the
Trait. Four other Traits are also granted Trait "Long Limbs" because it gives her a
for the player to distribute within set decided edge over her peers.
limits. Traits can be actual skills, physical
descriptors, personality quirks, or Negative Traits might seem useless, but
something else related to her associated they could confer a decided advantage
Att. There's a lot of potential here, with under specific circumstances. A PC could
seemingly negative Traits being just as have "Angry Eyebrows" as a Physique
useful as positive ones. Trait, which could scare off would-be
perverts. Mayhaps her "Avowed
A Trait doesn't have to be just one word, it Anarchist" Empathy Trait puts the rabid
can be up to four to form a phrase of sorts. statists approaching her at a disadvantage?
"Tough as Hell", "Keen Hearing", or "Drug
Dealer by Night" being a few examples. In fact, some Traits could actually hinder a
character in a certain situation. While
Skills are simultaneously the most specific providing a challenge to PCs, this fact of
and the vaguest to use as Traits. life could also act in their favor if an NPC
"Ornithology" might seem like a good tried to oppose them. The Trait system
choice for a brainy character, but there's can't account for every little aspect of a
no such thing as an out-and-out character's existence. In some cases, a roll
ornithologist. If someone studies birds made to use a particular Trait could
they're studying a very specific taxonomic backfire to varying degrees. In difficult
grouping, such as owls or terns. situations, its bonus could be reduced by 1
Something like "Volunteer Firefighter" or even 2! For Talented and Specialty
could be used, assuming both player and Traits, such a reduction is bad enough, but
GM understand the specifics. For the sake regular Traits can be effectively negated.
of regional distinction, a PC could go with This rule exists to avoid senseless methods
something like "Frog Catcher" or "Shellfish of conflict resolution. It's also realistic in
Farmer". that somebody might try their preferred
method of handling an issue, only to find
Descriptors are probably the easiest. Being it failing for once in their life.
able to describe a character's personality,
body, whatever, that can be surprisingly
easy to do. A girl could be quite "Fond of
Buzzwords", or maybe she's got "Wide
Hips", or perhaps she's "Narrow-minded"

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Now, onto… on any roll from 1 to 5. Chest and Arms
Gaining Weight! lands on any roll from 6 to 10. Belly and
Sides lands on any roll from 11 to 15. Legs
In Wobble Girls, gaining weight is the big and Butt lands on any roll from 16 to 20.
thing for the players. The act of growing
into a cute skin-blimp brings with it both But how large do the PCs and other BBWs
blessings and curses. Yes, the PCs might grow? Well, that’s where things get a
find themselves getting stuck in doorways, little bizarre. For that, we use anthropic
enduring ridicule, and fending off units. Those are units of measurement
predators, but at the same time they gain based on body parts - in this case, the
some strange gifts tied to her growth. character’s head. Ideally, the human body
Breast milk can be sprayed in geminal is eight heads tall. Reality dictates
geysers to bludgeon foes or released in a otherwise, of course, with the average
steady flow to feed friends. A huge butt person being only seven and a half heads
can be danced about to attract mates or tall. For Wobble Girls we’ll go with seven
cause a localized earthquake. and a half heads.

At first, a PC is assumed to start with a Fattening up will cause a Region to grow

thin body. But when they fatten up, to a multiple of the PC’s head size. While
certain body regions will increase in size they start at 0 ― normal size for a thin
before others. Growth can either affect person ― fattening up will cause growth.
random Regions (by rolling a d20) or it can The first growth spurt will cause that
be left to the player to decide for their PC. Region to grow a few inches larger than
Regardless of the choice, the player that person’s head. Legs and Butt, for
chooses one Preferred Region from the example, will cause each thigh and
three different Regions for their PC; this buttock to grow a bit bigger than their
Region will be the part of the PC’s body owner’s head, with calves a bit smaller.
that will grow first. Belly and Flanks follow the same route
with a round belly and somewhat smaller
Chest and Arms dictates growth on the love handles, while Chest and Arms cause
head, neck, chest, breasts and arms. Belly either breast to become slightly larger than
and Sides dictates growth on the abdomen, their owner’s head, arms developing just a
flanks, lower back and waist. Legs and bit of jiggle. The exact details are up to the
Butt dictates growth on the buttocks, hips, player, of course, with cankles, extra chins
crotch and feet. and the rest being left to their discretion.

If a player wants to roll for random Size Growth occurs in increments. After
Point distribution, all they have to do is growing a few inches larger than the size
roll a d20. Their Preferred Region lands of the PC’s head, a Region will grow to

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twice the size of the PC’s head in the next Predation Factor. To find out whether or
increment. After that the Region will not a predator is close by, use the Size
grow to thrice the size of her head. Total of the largest PC as her Predation
Eventually the Region will become four Factor (to a minimum of 2). The GM rolls
times the size of her head. The biggest a d20; if the result is equal to or lower than
beauties reach the peak of their growth, her Predation Factor, than a predator is in
with each Region growing to quintuple the area and looking for a meal. If the
the size of her head. Each Region can vary result is a higher number, the area is
by three or four inches, should the player devoid of such danger.
decide to describe their character's growth
more precisely. Of course, the predators don’t have be
fought or fled. The characters can always
Each increment is measured as 1, 2, 3, 4, find a way to befriend would-be predators,
and 5. Not only are these multipliers of unless they’re mindless, such as drug
our anthropic unit, but they are Size addicts or football fanatics or oozes or
Points. Each Region can reach a robots or zombies...
maximum Region Size of 5; adding all
three Region Sizes together gives the Size If the character has to lose weight for
Total. some reason, the process in game terms is
simple. It takes 2d20 days minus the
Growing into a BBW takes food and drink. character’s Physique to lose 1 Size Point
A sumptuous wedding cake might earn a from whatever Region is being exercised.
PC 1 Size Point, whereas a full banquet or If losing weight isn’t an option, the
a lava-roasted auroch could grant 20 Size character can opt to suck her weight in to
Points. In some cases, the PC doesn’t appear slimmer. Doing so only lasts a
willingly eat. Maybe aliens are fattening number of cycles equal to half her
her up for the cooking pot or she’s Physique, after which she’ll have to exhale
absorbing magical energy without and let her curves fly out explosively;
realizing it. Size Points should be decided anyone within Close range is
between the player and GM, as not every automatically floored unless they’re aware
PC will have the same metabolism. of the character’s efforts to remain slim.
Ranges are covered in the Combat section.
Size Total goes towards many things. Hit
Points is just one thing; the bigger the A character’s Preferred Region can play
beauty, the tougher she is. It also slows into another aspect of growth, should the
the PC down with lots of girth. The GM allow it. While the other Regions
bigger she is, the more likely she is to have a maximum Region Size of 5, a
attract predators hoping for a feast in less Preferred Region can have a maximum
civilized areas. This is referred to as the Region Size of 6, symbolizing the

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character’s particular specialty. This rule dictate how many HP she gains to her
is entirely optional. Such a huge body total HP with that fifth Size Point.
region on an average-height woman can
be over eight feet in diameter, which
complicates things a lot.

In Wobble Girls, BBWs don’t just have fat,

they have legit blubber as well. The
blubber forms the hypodermis and is quite
dense, composed mostly of lipids and
vasculature that helps the BBW handle
extreme temperatures. It also aids in
keeping the skin smooth by being
supported by a latticework of collagen,
thus averting the crisis of excessive
cellulite dimples and folds. It aids in
buoyancy and in the case of BBWs is able
to retain the gaseous by-products of
digestion for specific Powers and to tide
them over between meals. Those gases Cake Shop, by SaburoX
also lighten their step somewhat,
alleviating the burden on their bodies.

The combination of fat and blubber

protects BBWs from injury to some extent,
even if it weighs them down a bit more
than they want. Size Points grant
additional HP for that reason. As an
alternative to gaining HP, a PC could roll a
d4 for each Size Point she gains, using the
result of the roll as the total HP gained for
that Size Point. Such an option is
excellent for games that see a ton of
combat in between bouts of gluttony.
That option might only apply to a PC’s
Preferred Region, or it could apply to all
Regions equally. Another option is to let a
PC roll a d5 upon gaining 5 Size Points in
a Region and using the result of the roll to
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Now, onto… Grappling involves the same roll as
Combat! attacking, with the defender having to roll
Physique. If the attacker is successful,
Uh oh! Someone’s attacking the PC and they can deal their unarmed damage per
they have to defend! Who does what first? cycle beginning their next turn, so long as
Characters act in order of highest they can maintain the hold each cycle. If
Dexterity to lowest. Those with equal they want to, the attacker can then blast
Dexterity roll, with the lowest roller going their opponent with a fancy wrestling
before the others. Generally speaking, PCs move, such as a scoop slam or a gorilla
should go before NPCs. The situation is press. Doing so involves another attack
also vital; surprising an enemy roll to succeed. If they succeed, they deal
automatically lets you go first, as does damage equal to their unarmed strike + d5
preparing for an ambush. and leave the defender floored, with a
resounding success also resulting in the
Then comes whacking the enemy upside defender being stunned for 2 + d10 cycles.
the head, kicking them in the butt, On each cycle, the defender can roll
whatever. To strike, the attacker rolls Physique (as well as using the appropriate
their Physique after applying whatever Traits) to shake off the attacker. If
Traits apply. Blocking requires the same successful, the attacker is knocked off and
roll and on a success cancels half the has to wait until their next turn before
damage that would have been done, down trying to grapple again. If an attacker tries
to a minimum of 0. To dodge, the to perform a fancy wrestling move on a
defender does the same, only with BBW after successfully grappling her, the
Dexterity instead of Physique. If the attacker suffers a -1 penalty on the roll for
blocker/dodger succeeds on their roll, they every 3 Size Points the BBW possesses.
can opt to shove their attacker using their
Physique, with a success seeing the shoved Characters with a Size Total can opt to
target floored. Ultimately, whoever rolls crush their enemy instead of striking or
lowest succeeds; if both sides roll the same grappling; the defender's Physique is
number, they reroll for a different result. reduced by the attacker's Size Total before
If the attack is successful, it does Hit Point they roll their Physique to defend against
damage. An unarmed strike does damage the crush. Failure to shake off the attacker
equal to half the attacker's Physique, to a means the defender suffers damage equal
minimum of 1. Any Traits that specify a to half the attacker’s Size Total (minimum
particular kind of unarmed attack also 2) per cycle. On each of their turns, the
grant its specified attack one additional defender can try to roll their reduced
point of damage. Physique plus the appropriate Traits to
shake off the attacker. If successful, the

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attacker is rolled off and is considered
floored. If a character is stunned, they cannot do
anything for as long as they are stunned.
Throwing things is also a valid method of An immobilized character cannot move,
attack and requires a Dexterity roll to but can speak and sense their
succeed. Most objects being thrown surroundings. A dazed character can
usually aren't meant to be used as missiles, toddle about at half their speed but
so they have far less range than one otherwise cannot act. Being floored
expects. Actual missile weapons have requires one full cycle to get back up for
unique ranges, which will be covered characters without Size Points.
later. A Trait that involves throwing also
increases the range of a projectile by one Wobble Girls also depends upon the fact
increment; if the Trait involves hitting that the PCs are not fighting to the death.
harder with a projectile, then it adds an The Bloat will most likely get into a scuffle
additional 1 damage — 2 damage if the with clumsy hammer fists, downward
Trait is a Specialty. Blocking and dodging slaps, hair-pulling, and maybe back kicks
are done as usual and the Hit Point or knee jabs for those more martially
damage inflicted depends upon what is inclined PCs.
being thrown.
For the sake of simplicity, someone using a
Combat is nonlethal, taking the form of weapon adds that weapon's damage bonus
catfights, food fights, and the like. Hit to their unarmed strike damage to decide
Points measure how much abuse the how much damage they actually do. For
character can take before they give up and example, a rock adds 2 damage and
stagger away. The damage incurred is someone can punch for 3, so if they use
both emotional and physical; the average the rock, they'll do 5 damage with each
young woman is far from violent and swing. On a resounding success, a weapon
definitely not used to being assaulted in either dazes or stuns for a number of
any fashion. Even professional soldiers cycles equal to the damage dealt, with the
end up mentally beaten! specifics given in their entry. Reach
matters; you can swing a rock to whack
Characters heal 1 + d4 Hit Points for every somebody, but if they've got a stick, you'll
three days they rest. A visit to the doctor have to get past that just to get close
will heal a number of Hit Points equal to enough with the rock! Elevation should
the character’s Physique. A character always be taken into consideration; a
with the appropriate Traits and equipment character with the right Power or weapon
for healing can heal a number of Hit can attack from high above, using gravity
Points equal to their Intellect. This can to increase its range.
only be done once every five days.

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For weapons that are meant to be thrown Long range is the realm of sharpshooters,
or launch projectiles, a unique gradient is heavy hitters and Heraclean effort. At
applied for the distance they can attack most a few hundred feet, sports fields, the
from. Powers also use this gradient, but neighborhood cul-de-sac, a minor
those will be covered in their own section. battlefield. Crude indirect fire is
There are five increments to the gradient. commonly used here, with lobbed rocks
The descriptions in the range increment and maybe a few lobbed pieces of junk.
chart are meant to act more as a rough
guidelines, more than anything, depending Far range is artillery fire, the biggest,
upon what kind of story the GM is fattest BBWs pumping out their most
running. What might count as Far range devastating Powers. Hundreds of feet,
for one battle might be Medium in major battlefields, city blocks, entire
another, as the opposing parties might be forests and grasslands, typically over-the-
armed differently or otherwise subjected top kinda distances.
to specific circumstances giving them an
advantage or disadvantage. The majority of improvised weapons being
thrown fall within Short range. If a
Close range is the realm of the fistfight, weapon has a given range, it can also be
two kids wrestling in the schoolyard, a used to attack at all lesser ranges possible
bunch of thugs knife-fighting or a peasant ― unless the weapon's size makes closer
levy going toe-to-toe using machetes or attacks impossible. If a weapon is used to
two-handed farming implements. In a attack at a further range then otherwise
closet, in an alleyway, or a water closet. In possible, each additional range increment
terms of absolute distance, a maximum of causes the attack roll to suffer a -1 penalty.
ten feet.
Axe:
Short range is the realm of food fights, One of the oldest tools to find use as a
warrior duels involving javelins, frat weapon, the axe nowadays comes in a
brawls and the like. A classroom, a wide variety of shapes and sizes, from the
hallway, a living room or a combat ring. little hatchet to the five-foot battle axe.
Several tens of feet, hardly ever more. Where a hatchet only adds 1 damage, the
largest battle axes add 3 damage.
Medium range is where large-scale all-or- However, hatchets, tomahawks and other
nothing brawls and typical soldier one-handed axes that are light enough can
ambushes find their place. An auditorium, be thrown with an effective range of
a busted-up building, a major corridor or a Short, whereas larger axes require both
construction site. One hundred feet, give hands to use and can't be thrown. An
or take twenty closer or further. ancient evolution of the axe is the
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sorts, its straight length quickly snapping Blowguns are typically three to six feet
into an elongated curve, with only the long and are made to withstand hard
outer edge sharpened. The inner curve of impacts; they can used as a two-handed
a khopesh can be used to hook an bludgeon or as a spear when a blade is
opponent’s weapon (or limb); one-handed attached to one end. Typical blowguns
versions add 2 damage and two-handed have a range of Medium. Blowguns longer
versions add 3. On a resounding success than six feet can be used as two-handed
with any kind of axe, the target is stunned. bludgeons too, but they’re typically given
The francisca is the famous throwing axe a sharpened tip for stabbing with — they
of the Franks; the head of the axe was have a range of Long and in the largest
distinctly arched and about six inches from models a range of Far. Some blowguns are
edge to the haft opening, while the haft small and modified to blast only a powder
itself was at most a foot and a half long. at a target, so their range is Short.
Typically only one was carried by a
Frankish soldier into battle and was Chakram:
thrown before closing into sword- A flat ring made of steel or bronze,
swinging distance. A francisca adds 2 anywhere from five inches to a foot in
damage and stuns on a resounding success; diameter. The outer edge is sharpened; to
they were commonly employed to destroy use a chakram, the wielder has to twirl it
shields on impact, and it also bounced around their index finger to build up
about erratically on impact with the momentum, before launching it at their
ground or when glancing off a shield. foe. With a range of Medium, a chakram
adds 2 damage and on a resounding success
Blowgun: leaves the target dazed.
Used by a multitude of cultures, blowguns
come in a wide variety of lengths and Club:
materials. For Wobble Girls, only a few A non-metal bludgeoning implement,
sizes will be covered and they’ll share a anywhere from a foot long to three feet. A
few features. All with have a mouthpiece club adds 1 damage if swung one-handed
attached, which forms a better seal and and adds 2 damage if swung in a two-
improves the range and power of the shot. handed grip. A resounding success floors
They also fire a variety of projectiles — the target and stuns them. Clubs are more
darts one foot or longer add 1 damage, often than not flammable, unless they’re
darts with rifling along their length are carved from some exotic hardwood or
expensive but give the user a +2 bonus to made from an animal’s leg bone. Some
the attack roll, and darts shorter than a clubs are designed to be thrown;
foot don’t add damage. All darts can be universally one-handed, they include the
coated with a poison of some sort, which rungu and knobkerrie. Throwing clubs
can complicate matters for the target. have a range of Medium; on a resounding

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success, the target is floored and stunned. Regardless of how they’re use, composite
Throwing clubs are slightly more bows all have a range of Long.
expensive than regular clubs and are
oftentimes owned as symbols of prestige. Crossbow:
Superior to regular bows in various
Composite Bow: circumstances, crossbows come in a
Some bows are made from a combination variety of sizes and have a variety of ways
of materials laminated and glued together, to draw the bowstring back for reloading.
making them much more expensive than Pistol and child crossbows have a range of
most other kinds of bow. Animal horn is Long, while larger ones meant for use by
typically used to form the belly of the soldiers and police have a range of Far.
bow, with wood on the outer side and Damage is decided by their size, rather
sinew on top of the wood, running its than the user's unarmed damage; small
length. Animal-derived glue is used to crossbows do 4 damage, while larger ones
connect everything together, and it takes do 5. There’s a wide variety of
months of seasoning before the composite mechanisms used to draw back the
bow can be used; the strongest bows had crossbow cord, so the number of cycles
to sit for anywhere from one to two years! required to do so can vary widely. The
The tips of composite bows are typically most complex mechanisms are used for the
recurved — that is to say, they bend away hardest-hitting crossbows, such as
from the wielder when held at the ready. cranequins, so they can take up to ten
Composite bows take a wide variety of cycles to attach, draw the string back and
shapes and sizes, but all of them pack a then disengage to use the crossbow. The
punch compared to their length. Manchu pushbow, on the other hand, is an ancient
bows launched long, heavy arrows, while and straightforward weapon; it has
Korean ones launched light arrows in integral ratchets, with a central beam
rapid barrages. Moisture can easily wreck bearing pawls and the trigger-latch. A
any sort of bow, and with composite bows BBW can easily use her girth to push
the threat can be warded off with a leather down on the extended pushbow, sliding
covering sealed with varnish, or decorated the central beam back into the weapon,
with stylish filigree and embroidery that catching the string and trigger-latch on
serves the same purpose. Asymmetrical the ratchets — it takes three cycles at
bows were commonly used by archers on most, when loading a bolt is included.
horseback. A composite bow designed to
launch a lot of light arrows in barrages Dart:
adds 1 damage and dazes on a resounding A wooden shaft between three inches and
success. A composite bow designed to two feet long, with stabilizing fins on the
launch an accurate, heavy shot adds 2 rear and a sharp tip on the front.
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Japanese uchi-ne and the Roman Jawbone:
plumbata. Some (such as the plumbata) A jawbone used in combat is actually the
have a weight along their length to left or right side of an ungulate's mandible,
improve their impact; this makes them gripped by its diastema (the gap between
especially suited for lobbing. A dart has a its incisors and premolars), the jawbone's
range of Medium. It adds 1 damage; on a sharpened hinge-end used to hurt the
resounding success, the target is dazed. enemy. The jawbone of a giraffe, horse, or
Some designs have a cord attached to the similarly-sized animal adds 1 damage and
butt; in some cases, a flattened strap takes can only be used with one hand. A larger
the place of both the cord and stabilizing jawbone (such as that of a prehistoric
fins. Regardless, holding a dart by its cord beast) adds 2 damage and can be swung
or strap and throwing it increases its range with two hands. On a resounding success
to Long. the target is dazed. They can also be
thrown, with both sizes having a range of
Flatbow: Short.
The most primitive kind of bow, the
flatbow is as its name suggests, a short, flat Knife:
piece of wood with a rectangular cross- For the sake of brevity, all knives are
section that tapers toward either end. The considered here. Doesn't matter if it's a
grip is narrower than the rest of the length stab or a slash, each attack with a knife
and doesn't bend. A flatbow as used by a adds 1 damage, as a knife can only be used
tribesman has a range of Medium and adds with one hand. A resounding success
2 damage. A resounding success stuns the leaves the target stunned, due to the
target. Flatbows made by modern day horror of being fucking stabbed what the
enthusiasts have a range of Long, but are fuck is wrong with you. Knives can also
otherwise identical. be thrown; they have a range of Short.

Garden Hoe: Longbow:

Sometimes you only have what's at hand. An immense bow carved from a single
For some retail workers it's something out piece of yew or a similar hardwood, at
of the lawn-and-garden department. Only least as tall as its wielder when finished. It
usable with two hands, the typical garden has a range of Far and adds 2 damage. A
hoe adds 2 damage and can be used to resounding success sees the target stunned.
hook limbs and enemy weapons. It can Longbows are mostly used in massed
also be used to shove enemies away; on a formations, the archers relying upon
resounding success the target is floored. distance and sheer volume of fire over
anything resembling accuracy.

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Mace: Rock:
A metal, stone or ceramic bludgeoning A rock as big as a fist, grasped and swung
implement, either purpose-made or to attack. If thrown, it has a range of
improvised, such as crowbars, lead pipes Short. Either way, it adds 2 damage. On a
and sturdy floor lamps. One-handed resounding success, it stuns the target.
maces add 2 damage, two-handed maces Rocks that are large enough to be swung
add 3. Regardless of size, a good mace is two-handed add 4 damage and have a
able to deal damage through armor ― range of Close, but they’re easy as fuck to
sometimes metal flanges break the armor, see coming and very tiring to swing.
other times it's just sheer concussive force.
As such, maces grant a +1 bonus on rolls Sling:
made to damage armored targets. On a A length of braided leather or cloth, with a
resounding success, the target is stunned. pouch at the middle and a finger-loop at
Some one-handed maces are balanced for either end. Ammunition consists of a
throwing; they have a range of Short and bullet being placed in the pouch before the
are slightly more expensive than a normal sling is spun to launch the ammunition. A
one-handed mace, but are otherwise rock or clay bullet has a range of Long and
identical. adds 2 damage, while a lead bullet
increases the range to Far. On a
Machete: resounding success, the target is dazed. If
A utilitarian blade, devoid of a sharp point the user's skilled enough, a loaded sling
and designed for chopping through can be used as a flail up close, though the
vegetation. It can only be used with one damage doesn't change. Heavy slings are
hand and adds 2 damage. Most cultures two-handed affairs meant to be swung
have their own version, though the most around for indirect fire; they launch much
common is a rectangular blade eighteen larger ammo, have a range of Long and
inches long, its tip curved and blunt. deal 3 damage on a successful hit, with a
Machetes are typically mass-produced and resounding success causing the target to be
therefore much cheaper than swords and stunned and floored.
other custom-made personal arms. In
Nepal, the kukri is an exception to the Shield:
usual machete rules ― it has a sharp point Most people would probably be surprised
at the end of its bent-forward blade, to learn that pre-gunpowder warfare relied
allowing the wielder to stab with a swing. upon shields for personal defense, with
On a resounding success with any body armor acting as backup protection, at
machete, the target is dazed. best. Shields come in all shapes and sizes,
as well as a wide variety of materials. For
the sake of simplicity, shields will be
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shields allow the user to protect their thrust, it adds 2 damage and dazes on a
torso; strapped to the arm, bashing a foe resounding success. Larger two-handed
adds 1 damage and dazes them on a behemoths, such as the Greek dory,
resounding success. Medium shields such cannot be thrown, but they add 3 damage
as the Zulu isihlangu protect the face, and stun on a resounding success. Long
torso and upper thighs easily; they add 2 spears cannot be used within Close range,
damage and on a resounding success daze. but are effective at Short range, given their
Large shields such as the Roman scutum length. A “typical” spear has a length of
and tribal bark shields protect even more five feet, must be used two-handed and
of the body. Large shields add 3 damage; a cannot be thrown; such a spear adds 2
resounding success on bashing with a large damage and stuns on a resounding success.
shield causes the target to be dazed, if not If a spear has only a sharpened wooden tip,
floored instead. A shield grants a its damage is reduced by 1.
particular bonus to the user’s rolls made to
block attacks and completely negate the Staff Sling:
damage that would have otherwise been Also called a fustibale, a staff sling consists
suffered — small shields give +1, medium of a wooden pole anywhere from three to
shields give +2, and large shields give +3. five feet long, with a sling on one end.
Obviously shields can’t protect against The sling is loaded, with one end secured
everything, with bullets, intense heat and to the end of the staff, the free end of the
various Powers going right through them. sling looped above the secured end.
Also, the user suffers a penalty to their Swung overhand, the staff sends the sling's
rolls made to dodge attacks with a shield load up until the looped end comes free,
— -1 for small shields, -2 for medium sending the load arcing through the air as
shields, and -3 for large shields. a projectile. Some versions have a forked
end so the sling simply hangs between.
Shovel: Perfect for siege efforts and sheer distance,
The bane of undead throughout time, a a staff sling has a range of Long and adds 3
shovel can be swung with either one hand damage. On a resounding success, the
or two. In one hand, it adds 2 damage. In target is floored and stunned. The staff
both hands, it adds 3 damage. A can be used as a two-handed club, too.
resounding success stuns the target. Staff slings can also throw darts of other
projectiles, if the user so desires.
Spear:
Some spears are only a yard long, not Stick:
including the metal blade on the end; A stick of hardwood found on the ground,
acting as a peasant’s short sword, they can roughly the length of someone's arm, from
be thrown with a range of Short. shoulder to middle fingertip. Regardless if
Regardless of whether it’s thrown or it’s swung with one hand or both, it adds 1

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damage. If thrown, it has a range of Short. above all. The length of the blade and the
A resounding success dazes the target. The manner in which it’s used is what’s truly
tip can be sharpened for stabbing with, important.
though a stab attack only adds 1 damage
and breaks if the stab fails. Regardless, Some individual weapons develop a
once a stick has taken d4 impacts from any unique history and possibly supernatural
kind of combat use, it will break and capabilities over years — possibly decades
become useless for combat. Specifically- — of use. Truly legendary weapons have
crafted throwing sticks are an altogether been passed down over centuries,
different beast; used by hunter-gatherers oftentimes becoming lost in the sands of
as projectile weapons, they’re used for time as conflicts of all stripes arise. Many
starting fires, digging, walking support, know the story of Excalibur and of the
combat, and hunting. A throwing stick Lance of Longinus, and of Heracles’ Club
has a range of Long and won’t break from and of the infamous Hookman’s Hook.
being used in a fight, but it still acts like a Some are revered as national treasures,
stick in terms of damage potential. while others are reviled as evil incarnate.

Sword: Conspiracy theorists fucking cum gallons

Of course, swords. So many varieties, of honeyed jizz over ancient relics and shit
shapes, sizes, far too much to cover here. being used by governments to safeguard
One-handed versions add 2 damage, two- their successes. A world superpower using
handed versions add 3. On a resounding an ancient weapon as a sort of “guaranteed
success, the target is stunned. Unlike axes, success charm” is a rather insipid and
however, swords are much better balanced overly simplistic way of explaining how
and deal damage outside of a narrow point global politics work, but tinfoil hatters
of impact. Katanas are used with a slicing aren’t exactly known for their firm grasp
motion. Zweihänders can only be used of reality, so…
two-handed, are superb at going through
polearm shafts, and have superior range to Legendary weapons are priceless,
most other swords, but require quick completely one of a kind. The damage
reflexes and great strength against anyone they do to their wielder’s foes is beyond
trying to get real up close. The Roman compare, usually defeating a chosen target
gladius has a blade that be anywhere from in one strike. The utility of such weapons
eighteen to twenty-seven inches long; outside of combat is also noteworthy. A
superb at both stabbing and cutting, it was holy spear stabbed into the ground releases
a weapon designed for in-your-face potable water for a village. An axe blessed
massed battles alongside equally-armed by the fæ cuts through any lumber in one
allies. Rapiers can be used to cut and slash stroke. The possibilities are endless!
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An entire story can revolve around such a
weapon. It may be sought after by
governments agents, scholars, amazon
warrioresses, or even stranger entities.
The fate of nations may rest upon
possessing such a weapon, or it could be
that destroying the weapon in a specific
manner is required. And what’s more
hilarious than a bloat of BBWs
accidentally ending up in possession of
such a weapon? They’re not warriors…
right?

Regardless, legendary weapons could

easily lead to great feasts for the PCs to
stumble into as they try to figure out what
to do with the weird weapon they’ve
found themselves stuck with. Could be
one of the PCs is destined to wield it
against a foe — with bad luck, it’ll end up
being the least violent and most rational
BBW. Regardless, no one would expect a
fat girl to be the bearer. If it’s small
enough, she could hide it under her belly,
between her buttocks or in her cleavage.

The GM might treat a legendary weapon

as a McGuffin, but using the weapon
might not be the climax of the story.
Could be that using the weapon simply
leads to the next part of the story, rather
Revengence: Revenge of the Revengening,
than the end of it. A sword that cuts the
by Woot
air open, revealing a portal to a beautiful
new world. A mace that sunders social
hierarchies, inducing anarchy and swathes
of violence.

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Now, onto… reaction if there are any other BBWs
Full Sized Rules! within range that each possess at least 6
Size Points. Getting up takes a number of
A character that gains 5 or more Size cycles equal to the PC's Preferred Region.
Points is something normal folks would
laugh at, if not for the fact that such girth Fitting through doorways and into booths
can easily bring disaster to those who is possible, but the PC's bulk will ooze out
mock its owner. through any open spaces available. The
process of squeezing through or into a
That is to say, if she can reach them first. tight space takes one cycle for each Size
Point the PC has in excess of 5. In relation
Once a PC gains 5 Size Points, running to fitting between things, hiding stops
becomes impossible. Doesn't matter if her being as easy as it used to be. Any roll
friends built a little ramp to charge down, made to hide behind something that isn't
it ain't gonna happen. The best she can do as broad as a PC with at least 5 Size Points
is waddle along with much huffing and suffers a -1 penalty to the relevant Att for
puffing, huge hips swaying to and fro. every 2 Size Points in excess of 5.

In fact, such huffing and puffing comes Also, trying to throw a punch or land a
with a price: a PC with 5 or more Size kick is impossible when a pair of boobs are
Points can only waddle a short distance swaying like mercury-filled beach balls
before being winded. In game terms, she between the combatants. Crazy, ain’t it?
can waddle for a number of cycles equal to Attempts to land an unarmed strike
half her Physique, but then she has to stop (excepting Powers such as Slam) suffer a -1
and rest for a number of cycles equal to penalty for every Size Point beyond 5 (to a
those she spent waddling. Certain Powers minimum Physique roll of 2), though
can get around this mobility issue, but blocking an attack gains an equivalent
those'll be covered later. bonus. However, at 5 Size Points and
more, she can use her Preferred Region as
Lord help the local civilization if she falls an unarmed strike without the
over! With a Size Total of 6 or more, aforementioned penalty, doing damage
should a PC fail a roll to resist falling over, equal to 1 + her Preferred Region.
she'll fall without harm to herself.
However, the resulting cycle-long The stormy cloud that is excess body mass
earthquake will floor everyone and does have a silver lining. A PC can choose
everything within Short range of her. up to three Powers in their repertoire (this
Anyone expecting the impact can make a includes the Basic Powers); for each Size
Dexterity roll with resist the quake's Point they have in excess of 5, one of those
effect. The quake can start a chain three Powers gains a single bonus of some

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sort. It might be +1 range increment for It can also come about as a reward for the
that Power’s effect. It could be +1 point of Bloat’s success in some great effort!
damage dealt. It could be a Speed increase
by one multiple for mobility-enhancing
Powers. Or it’s -1 cycle of preparation
time? Only the three Powers chosen by
the PC can be modified, but each bonus
can apply to something different for those
Powers. Generally speaking, if the
Power’s innate capabilities go up in
increments or multiples, the player should
go by those increments or multiples.

Increasing in girth also brings another

benefit, in that BBWs usually refine their
non-supernatural abilities to compensate
for their limited mobility. For every 5 Size
Points she has, a PC can gain an additional
Trait that she can place in any Att —
assuming she’s putting forth the effort
needed to refine that Att in some manner. Maddison Ellison, by SpiralingStaircase
If she doesn’t feel like gaining a new Trait,
she can instead upgrade an already existing
regular Trait to a Talented Trait. If she
doesn’t feel like doing that either, she can
instead opt to upgrade one of her Talented
Traits to a Specialty Trait. She can forgo
gaining a new Trait or upgrading one
altogether, opting instead to increase any
Att by 1. Once the decision is made,
however, it cannot be undone, even if she
loses Size Points and regains them!

Increasing Atts does not require gaining

weight alone. Instead, a PC can choose to
put in clear effort — this can be a whole
saga for the PC, with overcoming a major
hurdle involving the Att to be improved.

Feral Elf, by SpiralingStaircase

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Now, onto… maximum possible limit of 140°F in humid
Assorted Physiological Things! air. If a person’s core body temperature
drops below 70°F, they will rapidly die
The average human can carry their own from hypothermia.
body weight for short periods of time. To
keep things simple, a character in Wobble If the local temperature is hot enough, a
Girls can carry a number of objects equal BBW will find herself flagging. For every
to their Physique, assuming each object is 3 Size Points she has, a BBW suffers a -1
capable of being carried. For those players penalty to all Physique rolls in any heat
obsessed with various forms of min- greater than room temperature (which is
maxing and other stupid bits of rules- generally agreed to range between 59°F to
lawyering: no, your PC cannot carry seven 77°F). If she has to roll to activate any
motorcycles because she has a Physique of BBW Powers in hot temperatures, she
7. Being willfully obtuse won’t fix your suffers a flat -2 penalty on the roll.
inability to be funny or clever. Use your Combat becomes incredibly taxing in such
fucking head. For those GMs that do heat, though how the GM goes about
worry about weights and measurements, enforcing that can go a number of ways.
they can opt to say a PC can carry five The PCs could be forced to make a
pounds for each point of Physique they Physique roll at the beginning of combat
possess. to avoid being dazed for 1 cycle — or
maybe Intellect, as it could be more a
If a PC has a backpack, a tumpline or some matter of will! If it gets hot enough, than
other method of containing things she even skinny enemies will be hard-pressed
wants to carry, that changes things a bit. to keep fighting.
Another way is to have a wheeled carrier
of some sort that can be pulled or pushed Colder temperatures, on the other hand,
along. Besides taking a load off the PC’s provide a subtle benefit for BBWs. For
back, it could also act as a seat or a every 3 Size Points she has, a BBW gains a
workbench in a pinch! Such a tool’s object +1 bonus to all Physique rolls in any
capacity would have to be decided temperature lower than room
between the player and the GM, but 2 or 3 temperature. She won’t have to wear as
objects would be a good average. many layers, though it would be wise for
her to wear a water-resistant layer on the
Then there’s climate. The bigger a girl outside of her insulating layers!
gets, the harder it is to stay cool but the
easier it is to stay warm. No human can Physique rolls in temperature extremes
survive for more than ten minutes (or 120 would most likely be made to resist
cycles) at any temperature above 90°F in becoming dazed by exhaustion or getting
humidity of 50% or more, with a

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sick. Water is a different story from air, as to half of their walking Speed. Granted,
it’s a much better heat sink. currents can change that either way, but
by and large people aren’t exactly
Holding one’s breath is rather useful in hydrodynamic. BBWs are even less
some situations. The average person can hydrodynamic, given their immense
hold their breath for anywhere between curves and undulating fatness.
thirty and ninety seconds. In game terms,
that’s anywhere from 6 to 18 cycles. If the Given their expansive forms, however,
GM wants to calculate how long a specific BBWs can more easily catch currents than
human character can hold their breath for, thinner people, so they have an easier time
they can just multiple said character’s of going with the flow. Given their
Physique by 1.5 to find their lung capacity superior oxygen storage and hypothermia
in cycles. resistance, BBWs trying to escape foes
could potentially take to waterways as a
Some people practice breath-holding for viable escape route — or a battlefield,
various reasons, and some such individuals should they be preparing for a super-duper
have pushed it to amazing limits. Without dramatic and plot-decisive fight. Most
the aid of oxygen tanks and people don’t think in terms of up or down
hyperventilating beforehand, such when it comes to fighting, so attacks that
practitioners of apnea can hold their can come from nearly any direction are
breath for up to ten minutes, or 120 cycles. hard for them to defend against.
Such individuals are rare, but their
knowledge is out there for others to There’s also water pressure and light to
practice the craft on their own. worry about. The photic zone is where
sunlight exists in the water; its depth can
BBWs, however, can store oxygen in their extend down anywhere from a few inches
blubber, for the sake of giving them yet in eutrophic waters to about 650 feet in
another advantage in Wobble Girls. Their the open ocean. Any deeper and humans
blubber’s capacity is limited, but it’s there. can’t see shit without artificial lighting.
Without Size Points, a BBW-to-be has the Most people never dive any deeper than
same lung capacity as anyone else with her twenty feet while holding their breath,
background. However, as soon as she and diving deeper than sixty feet tends to
starts getting fat, that changes. A BBW be unpleasant even for experienced
can hold her breath for a number of cycles freedivers, as without swimming aids they
equal to twice her Physique, the result can suffer from the excessive water
then multiplied by her Size Total. pressure and other maladies. BBWs are
most likely the exception, given their
Swimming alters a fair bit of things. A majestic bulk and beauty dominating over
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Now, onto… Size Point specifics. To gain Size Points
Foodstuffs! from these things, a PC has to glut
themselves in one go ― no eating a bacon
While the GM and players can discuss burger one day and eating a bowl of
how many Size Points a meal could confer, pottage four days later!
it's generally a good idea to take certain
things into consideration.

The big thing is quantity. How much food

and/or drink does the Bloat have access to?
Obviously more is better, but actually
being able to eat it without any sort of
repercussions is ideal. If even one PC is
able to consume an entire buffet, the
number of Size Points she gains will give
her a major advantage over the other PCs
as well as the vast majority of NPCs.

Another factor is nutritional value. A

gallon of milk is going to be more
fattening than a gallon of water. A large
part of gaining weight is being sedentary
but the PCs won't being jogging while
they eat, so that part is covered. For the Marcie, by Woot
sake of simplicity (and ignoring the harsh
medical facts of reality), anything that's
fried or otherwise fatty will be a vital
source of Size Points. Carbohydrates
(bread and pasta) are also a superb source,
with protein coming in last. However,
combining these things can seriously
amplify their nutritional value, with
marbled meat from a hog being much
more potent than a lean bit of chicken.
Don't be afraid to introduce fantastical
foodstuffs, either!
Dairy Rescue, by Woot
Example foodstuffs have been detailed in
this section, each with its own origin and

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Breast Milk: While Wobble Girls is meant to be light
In the GM's setting, it may very well be on the "crunch" (numbers and rules),
that women provide most of the world's giving the GM and players options is
dairy, if not all of it. always nice.

Breast milk in Wobble Girls can be made Producing butter is done by churning it.
into whatever dairy product is needed at Butter is simply the milk's fat and is
the time. But trying to calculate how usually made from the cream that settles
much milk a BBW can produce daily can on top. Some people salt their butter,
be difficult. The easy way is to simply take others prefer it sweet. Regardless, a block
a BBW's Chest and Arms and cube it ― of butter nearly a foot to a side will cause a
multiply her Chest and Arms by itself and woman to gain 1 Size Point.
then multiply the result by the BBW's
Chest and Arms for the amount of milk Cheeses of all sorts can also be made and
she can contain and produce every oftentimes are, because they can be stored
twenty-four hours. easily and last a long time in the right
conditions. The milk is allowed to sour,
The more difficult way is to use advanced then the enzyme rennet is added, which
math. Figure out the diameter of one of separates the curds and whey. The protein
the BBW's breasts, assume it's a sphere. If casein coagulates, producing cheese. Now
you use the head-height ratio that was a gel, the proto-cheese has to be drained
given for Size Points, you should be able to and further refined into actual cheese
figure out the proportions, given the using salt. There are a ton of ways to
BBW's height in inches. From there, produce cheese, but ultimately it's up to
divide the diameter in inches by half to get the PCs and the resources at their disposal
the radius, then subtract 3 to account for if they're the cheese makers. A wheel of
mammary gland tissue, fat, so on and so cheese a foot in diameter and three inches
forth. The following equation is used to thick adds 1 Size Point.
find the boob's milk volume in cubic
inches: (4/3)(π)((radius – 3)³). Breast milk itself can be extremely
fattening, but the excess of resources is
Divide the result by 231 to get gallons and spread over vast volumes of liquid.
then round down to the nearest whole Ingesting four gallons results in 1 Size
number. That's only for one boob, so Point. Trying to ingest more than that
doubling the end result will get you the within twenty-four hours forces the
BBW's daily amount of milk. A BBW imbiber to make a Physique roll; if she
produces a minimum of two gallons a day. fails, she groans in pain as her gut struggles
to digest, forcing her to lie down for 2 + d5
hours and do nothing but nap and digest.

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Bacon Burger: Durian:
A bacon burger is truly a work of gluttony, A fruit almost the size of a man's head, the
a stereotypically American meal if there durian is considered a delicacy across all of
ever was one. There are many variations Southeast Asia and is priced as such in
on the recipe and ingredients, but there's a their markets. It produces a strong odor
set standard that all variations are that varies from cultivar to cultivar. Some
ultimately derived from. have compared it to sewage, others to
almonds, and yet others to turpentine.
The bun used can be a Kaiser roll, a pretzel Smelled long before seen, a durian's
roll, whatever. Between the two slices are carapace is a dark green array of spikes,
set two beef patties, and between those are formidably thick and tough.
laid four slabs of bacon set crosswise.
Cooked to however the diner desires, all of Busting through the rind reveals five off-
that meat is topped by a few leaves of white cells, each one containing a pulp
lettuce and slathered with barbeque sauce with a color that varies from cultivar to
and whatever spices are desired. cultivar ― anywhere between ivory and
yellow. The taste is always sublime,
Dog burgers are a staple of poverty- however, regardless of the subtleties
stricken regimes. Usually made from imparted by the cultivar the fruit came
specially bred canines, the ground meat is from. Mostly custard-like, the pulp is firm
simply mixed with dog bacon and yet smooth ― not sweet, not tart, not
sandwiched between two flaps of juicy, but something unique. The raw
unleavened bread, topped with gravy, fruit is banned from many public spaces
sauerkraut or shavings made from some found near its cultivated range because of
sort of root vegetable. Those not used to the initial stink, but no one denies how
eating such meat must make a Physique wonderful it tastes!
roll; success sees them ingest it (and future
dog meat dishes) with no ill effect, It takes ten durians to produce 1 Size
whereas failure sees them nauseated for Point, given how the pulp only accounts
2d10 cycles and unable to eat any more of for up to thirty percent of the fruit's total
such fare for the rest of the day. mass. Some durians that aren't fit for
consumption are fermented into a paste
A regular bacon burger as served by a fast called tempoyak and used as a condiment
food joint is pretty hefty on its own, but it with rice or curry. Others are made into
takes six such burgers to grant 1 Size ice cream; two gallons of durian ice cream
Point. Family recipes (such as the pulled equals 1 Size Point.
pork version) are considerably more
generous; a character gains a Size Point
after only eating three such sandwiches!

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Fried Dough: Huorn Nectar:
Also known as elephant ears, frying This peculiar form of freshwater is rich in
saucers and several other names, fried lithium, sugars and vitamins, a gently
dough is a major staple at fairs, boardwalks bubbling liquid that glows with morning
and carnivals. Yeast dough that's risen is sunlight. It’s nearly impossible to find in
deep fried. That's all there is to it. It can urban environments, instead appearing in
be made at home. primordial forests and untouched fields. It
can appear in a variety of ways — a fog
A variety of toppings can be applied ― that condenses into a pool, dripping down
nuts, powdered sugar, syrups, garlic butter, from the canopy onto a clearing, burbling
chocolate, tomato sauce, you want it, you up inside a large hollow stump, maybe
get it. Toppings are mandatory if the even pouring upward from a reversed
imbiber is seeking to gain weight. waterfall! Its pure nature is evident to all,
with pollution and industry giving the
A variation on fried dough is the funnel water a wide berth and urbane people
cake, made from batter instead of dough. holding an overwhelming fear of it.
The batter's poured down a funnel into
hot cooking oil in a circular motion before Rural BBWs tend to be caused by huorn
being deep fried. Then there's frybread, nectar. Known as “nectar fiends”, these
which is a form of flat dough bread that's BBWs are so large they galumph about like
deep fried. A loaf of frybread can be up to seals half the time, desperately seeking out
twice the size of a man's head. a huorn nectar spring to glut themselves
upon like some overgrown aphid. It takes
A slab of funnel cake or fried dough a foot one gallon of huorn nectar to induce the
wide and six inches thick results in 1 Size growth of 1 Size Point, but the liquid is so
Point. Such a slab could easily feed eight rich it takes a while to swallow that gallon.
people! The aforementioned gigantic loaf On the upside, imbibing a gallon also heals
of frybread grants 2 Size Points. Funnel d4 HP, with one pint being enough to cure
cake is oftentimes sold on boardwalks and a hangover and other equally nasty aches.
sometimes on the beach itself, though A huorn nectar spring typically produces
normally on a paper plate ― hardly 4d10 gallons of the liquid before being
enough to fill a grown woman! There are dissipated. Huorn nectar can be bottled
a rare few vendors, however, that will and kept for later consumption, but it only
offer prizes to those willing to scoff down retains its properties when ingested as a
truly massive servings, drawing crowds pure liquid. Predators don’t drink the
with such antics. Journalists of all stripes stuff but they recognize easy prey and will
are willing to record the proceedings for a lurk around such springs, waiting for
quick story. BBWs to arrive. Nectar fiends, as a result,
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Muktuk: Pie:
Whales are rarely hunted nowadays and Pie, everyone’s had a slice. The size of the
for good reason. It might be in the GM’s pie can vary, as can its contents, though
setting that whaling is still in vogue for dessert pies are typically an inch and a half
whatever reason they deem good enough. tall and nearly nine inches in diameter. A
Regardless, muktuk is one way of enjoying pie is a baked meal, pastry dough
whale flesh as sustenance. enveloping a filling that can be sweet or
savory. Filled pies have no crust covering
Normally made from bowhead whales, it the filling, but instead lining the baking
can also be made from belugas, narwhals, pan. Top-crust pies have the filling inside
or any whale species with sufficient the pan, with only the top covered by the
amounts of skin and blubber. It can be crust. Two-crust pies have the filling
eaten raw, but is best done so when diced completely encased by the crust.
up, as the skin’s rubbery. Once
sufficiently chewed, it takes on an oily Savory pies have meat for the filling,
texture and tastes nutty. It can also be sometimes with vegetables mixed in.
fried, pickled, and breaded. Soy sauce is Songbirds are a favorite pie filling for
the typical condiment served with it, royalty, and mushrooms are commonly
regardless of how it’s prepared. found in rural cottage pies. Shepherd’s
Consuming a cubic foot of muktuk results pie, for example, is made using ground red
in 1 Size Point earned. meat, mixed with peas and carrots. A
calzone is essentially a pizza with its crust
Drift whales are whales that died at sea enclosing the sauce and cheese, forming a
and have been sent crashing onto shore by savory two-crust pie. Sweet pies are
the waves. They were undoubtedly the normally made with fruit, with apples
first form of whale meat mankind was able being popular. Shoofly pie is made with
to get — though other predators and molasses, and chestnut pie is made using
scavengers most likely made the flesh mostly chestnuts. Some ancient recipes
unwholesome here and there. A bowhead use grains and honey mixed together.
whale can easily feed a village for a month There are countless regional variants, with
straight; besides muktuk, the various some pies native to single villages and
organs can be consumed, as well as the others considered national symbols.
muscles and marrow. Calculating the
volume of a whale is left up to the GM, but Using the “standard” pie size mentioned
a cubic foot of any whale before, it takes six pies to grant 1 Size
organ/marrow/muscle gives the same Point. Larger pies obviously grant Size
results as a cubic foot of muktuk: 1 Size Points more easily, and it takes more pies
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Pottage: Pork:
Also known as perpetual stews, pottages The pig. It's been with mankind for so
are one of the oldest kinds of meal known long its anatomy, its behavior, all of it has
to humanity. A perpetual stew is been studied and scrutinized over
essentially a pot of stew kept over a fire thousands of years. Butchering a pig has
and cooked for days. Tough cuts of meat, become an efficacious ― if gruesome ―
grains, stale bread, roots, fruits, various science. Seventy-five percent of a pig
bits are taken out to be eaten and new carcass is easily processed into food, the
ingredients are thrown in for the next rest being used to process that food in
person to take a bowl. Pottage has a flavor cooking or used elsewhere in a productive
that's always subtly changing ― manner. A small hog that's about to be
something that's no doubt appreciated by butchered usually weighs three hundred
the teams of laborers that are the usual pounds, producing about 8 Size Points
eaters of such fare. altogether. A larger hog that weighs six
hundred pounds will give up 21 Size
Cast iron pots are preferred for pottage, as Points in terms of meat, offal and so on.
they fortify the meal with iron, which is
important for women, due to menstruation There are so many different pork dishes
and pregnancy. They also retain a residue out there it's truly staggering. Pig's ears,
on their interior composed of spices and bone marrow, trotters, seemingly
flavors from past meals, imbuing a everything you can get from a pig can be
perpetual stew being started up with a rich made into a wonderful meal. Only a few
spectrum of flavors. examples can be listed here.

Normally a cookpot for a local team of Pulled pork is enjoyed by many, with
laborers or a large family contains six some families having secret recipes for
gallons ― enough pottage to supply 3 Size their own versions. This particular version
Points. If it's just for a married couple, it'll is made using fried and diced pig ears
be maybe a gallon at the most. Some mixed in, along with a few spices. Some
regional varieties are more fattening than people like to mix in olives and others opt
others. Pottages from colder climes tend for carrots, but everyone serves it in a
to make use of marine mammals and fatty bread bowl ― pumpernickel, usually,
fish, along with grains such as barley; two though plenty of variations exist. It takes
gallons of such pottage produce 1 Size three such bowls of pulled pork to result
Point. in the imbiber gaining 1 Size Point.

Pig's ear soup is a somewhat dreary dish,

made in the rainy countryside when
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with fried and diced pig ears, split peas and Yuki’s Krill Stew:
onions, it requires stock, preferably from a This particular brand of canned food is as
hambone. The finer details involving the trustworthy as can be. Not only is it quite
ingredients are left up to whoever is cheap, but it’s healthy… maybe a little too
making the stuff of course, but the end healthy. The label is rather
result is rather tasty. It takes four gallons straightforward, a buff rectangle covered
of pig's ear soup to produce 1 Size Point. by the product’s name and the image of a
single krill, all in dark red. One can of
Wobble Girls hosts a fictional breed of pig Yuki’s Krill Stew contains one pint of krill
called the buttertrot. It's a woolly breed stew, which contains not only krill
that can be milked. Sow's milk mixed dumplings, but diced pig ears, a few spices,
with boar's blood produces oinkbutter, an garlic, carrots, potatoes and mushrooms.
oddly long-lasting form of butter that's
also highly nutritious. It's usually A can of Yuki’s Krill Stew can be opened
separated into blocks eight inches long and using the tab on top. There’s surprisingly
two thick, though it's not unheard of for little liquid inside the can, just enough to
some chiefdoms to keep it in pieces nearly make a good bowl of krill stew. There’s
twice as large for the winter. Two dozen also the self-heating cans, but those only
normal sticks must be consumed to gain 1 come singly and are rather expensive due
Size Point, whereas eating three of the to the heating methodology employed.
"winter bricks" give the same result.
To gain 1 Size Point from Yuki’s Krill
Then there's the roasted pig ― an entire Stew, a BBW has to ingest a total of twelve
beast, run through on a spit to be cans’ worth of krill stew. However, it’s
barbequed, roasted, whatever. The not for everyone, as it has a strong, heady
aforementioned weights and Size Points flavor. There are other more specific
can be used here, though where the Size flavors that can be purchased. Malt
Points are at on the hog varies. The vinegar is popular in some coastal cities.
midsection can easily contain half of the Dill’s seeing a rise in consumption in some
total Size Points, especially in the pork regions, and bacon replaces the pig ears
belly and fatback. Head cheese is a meager with legit bacon. “Forest Surprise” just
source (maximum of 3 Size Points), though replaces the pig ears with more
the ham (rear legs) is the polar opposite. mushrooms.
Then there's the offal (especially the liver
and heart), which contains nearly half of The rarest variety is Yuki’s Wagyu Special,
the beast's Size Points. The trotters are which replaces the pig ears with cubes of
mere finger food and the butt (shoulder wagyu beef. It only takes eight cans of
region) is quite tough without being slow- Yuki’s Wagyu Special to grant 1 Size
cooked in some manner. Point, given how fatty the beef is.

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Now, onto… than five cubic inches, or a cube nearly
Economics! two inches to a side.

While the GM may just find it easier to Assbrew:

use his country's currency to decide what Some people call this "sugar wine" or
costs how much, sometimes exchange "kilju". It's complete, raw hog's ass in
rates suck ass, or maybe the GM's created a alcoholic form. Made using only water,
setting that doesn't take place on Earth as sugar and brewer's yeast, it tastes
we know it. Elves might use magic twigs absolutely vile but is guaranteed to get
and orks might use pig teeth. Might be the even the largest girls shitfaced within
PCs live in a post-apocalyptic world where moments. One quart of assbrew costs 1
their teats are used to pump out milk as pint, while one pint of assbrew costs 1 cup.
commodity money. Exchange rates can be
simplified if the economy's partly reliant Backpack:
upon barter, as some needs and wants can A backpack that's merely a leather bag
vary wildly in value. with shoulder straps holds up to four
objects and costs 1 cup. A backpack
A "dairy economy" assumes that the PCs complete with three pleated flap-pockets
(or bank-women immobilized by their on the outside holds at least eight objects
own hyperactive mammary glands) lactate and costs 3 pints.
to produce milk that's dried and hardened
into coins ― coins that can be either saved Beer (bottle, 1.5 cups):
or moistened to produce useful milk. In Shitty mass-produced pale lagers costs 1
this case, the U.S. units of liquid cup. An average brew costs 1 pint.
measurement can be used. The largest Something actually worth a damn (such as
unit is the gallon and is only used for the a fine stout, wheat beer or something
largest payments. That can be divided into similar) costs 2 pints.
four quarts, with a quart being used for
rather hefty interpersonal deals. A gallon Belt Knife:
can also be divided into eight pints, with Non-folding, with a handle four inches
one pint being a modest meal paid in long and a blade equally long. A belt knife
return for a few hours' service, for is a utilitarian thing, designed to last.
example. There are sixteen cups in a Someone who owns such a knife uses it for
gallon and so cups make up the smallest everything, including eating! Such a blade
unit of milk-based currency. One cup comes with a leather sheath by default and
takes up a bit more than fourteen cubic costs at least 1 quart. Cheaper ones exist
inches. However, being reduced to a that'll most likely break if stressed too
powdered form and condensed reduces much ― they cost 1 pint.
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Bicycle:
A plain street bicycle is rather barebones, Blanket:
meant for commuters to get about their A patchy thing barely large enough to
daily business. With a maximum Speed of cover the torso and legs costs 1 pint. A
80 going downhill, most such bicycles quality quilt costs 3 cups. A good all-
really have an average Speed of 25 on level weather blanket costs 3 pints.
ground. Mountain bikes and other various
types grants bonuses on cycling over their Breast Pump:
respective terrain, with their maximum This consists of two suction cups attached
Speed varying by 5 or even 10, depending to a forked hose, which in turn is attached
upon the specifics. Professional cyclists to a pump powered by a hand crank.
can easily hit a Speed of 38 on level Cheaper models tend to leak and cost 1
ground! This isn’t even factoring in pint. A good model never leaks and has an
recumbent bikes, freight bikes and other, optional hose that can be rolled into a
more expensive varieties. A run-of-the- large container; such a pump costs 1 quart.
mill street bike costs 2 quarts, while
mountain bikes cost 3 quarts and rarer Clothes (cost per ensemble):
types cost at least a gallon. Clothes worn on a day-to-day basis costs
the buyer 1 quart. Good clothes are higher
Biped Saddle: quality and therefore last longer, costing
This is a saddle and frame meant to be the buyer 3 pints. Nice clothes are worn
worn by an upright biped — a human. for big events and at the office and cost 1
There’s a vertical beam that goes against quart and 1 pint. Gorgeous clothes are
the mount’s back, one side being lined worn only for truly extravagant affairs and
with cushioning so the mount’s back isn’t cost at least 1 gallon.
harmed. A seat juts out backward at the
bottom of the beam; the precise form of Crowbar:
the seat can vary a lot, but most have a Most of these are made from steel and
row of notches on the underside, through measure anywhere from a foot to a yard in
which a tumpline goes from side to side; length. A rare few are made from
the tumpline’s forehead portion is titanium and are superior. When used as
specially cushioned to better comfort the weapons, they’re considered maces; if two
mount’s forehead and/or scalp; combined feet long or less, they’re one-handed. Steel
with the two straps that go across the and iron crowbars cost 3 pints, whereas a
torso, it relieves a ton of strain on the titanium one costs 1 quart and 1 pint.
mount’s body. Some biped saddles are
crude utilitarian designs and cost 1 quart, Dapplewrap:
whereas versions crafted for military and This fistful of medical goodness is named
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variety of dappled fungus that parasitizes increments into the air equal to their
several species of moth as larvæ. The most Physique – 5, fly at a maximum Speed
notable host is a large species with flame- (without wind) equal to half of their
colored wings and blue antennæ. Physique, and stay aloft for a number of
Parasitized moths cling to the sides of trees cycles equal to their Physique. Once that
and cave walls, with six-inch-long time is up, they clumsily land and are
“bouquets” of dapplecaps sprouting from dazed for 1 + d4 cycles as they catch their
their bodies. Finding dapplecaps requires breath; landing earlier reduces the daze’s
only an Intellect roll while out in a forest duration to a single cycle. If the wearer
or other such wild place. One moth can possesses a Size Total of 4 or more, they
sprout d4 bouquets, and it only takes one cannot fly. A set of Dædalus wings costs 2
bouquet to create a dapplewrap. One gallons at the minimum and takes 1 + d5
bouquet is made into a paste with spinach weeks to craft.
and turmeric, mixed with salt, sealed with
honey and wrapped in edible seaweed. Dog:
Consuming one dapplewrap heals 2 + d5 A puppy of no distinct breed can be had
HP over an equal number of cycles and for for free from most shelters, though a few
two hours reduces any damage taken by might charge 1 pint. An adult mutt with
the imbiber by an amount equal to the no training of any sort will most likely go
number of HP healed. A dapplewrap also for less than 1 cup. Purebred puppies cost
eliminates headaches, migraines, nausea, at least 3 gallons, given the expense in
stomachaches and other maladies of equal rearing them — adults are used for
severity. One dapplewrap costs 1 pint. breeding and never sold!

Dædalus Wings: Dogcart:

Named for its prideful inventor, this This entry handles a two-wheeled vehicle,
apparatus consists of a pair of wings worn weighing thirty-five pounds on average,
on the owner’s back, either wing gripped just big enough to carry one adult human
by a handle. The wings are connected by plus one hundred pounds of material.
leaf springs and pulleys, spanning a width Pulled by at least three burly dogs, it can
twice that of the owner’s arm span — a set attain a safe maximum Speed of 28 on
of Dædalus wings is custom-fitted, so they smooth surfaces and 18 off-road. Such a
obviously cannot be mass-produced, vehicle costs 2 quarts and comes with a
making them costly. A wearer of Dædalus collapsible canopy and special “reins”.
wings can take off with a minimum of Dogcarts come in a wide variety of shapes,
effort from a standing position, with sizes and configurations, however, so their
weaker individuals wearing a steam rocket price will vary.
on their back to assist, if need be. A
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Eating Utensils: bears an airtight gasket and it slides into
Some people eat with their bare hands. the cylinder part. A fire piston operates
For those that don’t, they use a set of on the principle of increasing pressure
utensils; most are mass-produced, while producing large amounts of heat; when
others are made to order. For a PC, a set tinder is placed inside the cylinder and the
of eating utensils consists of a pair of plunged smacked into it with force, that
chopsticks, a fork, a knife, a spoon, a half- will ignite the tinder. It normally only
gallon-sized bowl with a stout handle and takes a few tries to ignite even the worst
a pint-sized tankard, complete with tiny tinder. A fire piston plus enough tinder to
scabbards for the first four pieces. Cheap ignite three fires costs 1 pint.
wooden utensils with the bare minimum
of metal used cost 1 pint, with a modest set Flashlight:
made from hardwood and full-tang metal It has LEDs, it fits in a pocket, and it can
parts costing 1 quart. The best eating remain on for up to eight hours. In fancy
utensil sets contain more utensils, are terms, it has a brightness of one thousand
made to order from exotic woods and lumens. It costs 1 pint. Including
alloys, and so cost at least 1 gallon. batteries increases the cost by 1 cup.

Filter Straw: Footwear (one pair):

Indispensable for the outdoorsy types, this Footwraps made from leaves or rags cost
straw is thicker than every other kind, nothing. Wooden shoes or sandals made
with one end bearing a mouthpiece and from car tires and cloth string cost 1 cup.
the other resembling a normal straw tip. Everyday sneakers or slippers cost 1 pint.
The inside of the filter straw contains Capped boots, hiking boots and formal
filters that can be replaced; sucking up slippers cost 1 quart. Extravagant dress
water from streams and lakes with a filter shoes can cost over 1 gallon.
straw filters the water sucked up, making
it potable. It takes one turn to ingest one Gallon Jug:
cup of water with a filter straw. The A cheap plastic one costs 1 cup. One made
filters only have to be replaced after from a hollowed gourd costs 1 pint, and a
filtering one thousand gallons. A complete metal one costs up to 3 pints, depending
filter straw costs 1 pint, and a four-pack of on the metal(s) used — a tin one costs 1
replacement filters also costs 1 pint. quart.

Fire Piston: Gloamtree Vigor (1 pint):

Sometimes made from metal, other times While big corporations claim Gloamtree
made from stone or wood, the typical fire Vigor is a nostrum, everyone knows the
piston is four and a half inches long and corporations are full of shit. Gloamtree
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kept in a cylindrical glass bottle. The buff Honey (1 pint):
label has a violet border and highlights, The stuff honeybees make. Not only can it
with the font of the text on it based off the be used to make mead and sweet foods, but
Phoenician alphabet. When fully drunk, it can also be used to cover small wounds,
Gloamtree Vigor heals 3 + d10 HP over an as it’s a natural microbial deterrent. Raw
equal number of cycles, soothing and honey costs 1 pint, whereas filtered honey
clearing the mind as it heals. One bottle of costs 3 cups. A bottle containing a slab of
Gloamtree Vigor costs 1 pint. A sixpack of honeycomb and a pint of honey also costs
Gloamtree Vigor costs 2 quarts. 3 cups.

Hammock Tent: Inn Stay (cost for one BBW):

Designed to keep campers off the ground A skeevy-ass motel with a chance of theft
and away from hostile fauna, the typical costs 1 cup per night. A modest inn costs 1
hammock tent is just big enough to hold pint a night and supplies surefire
one person, all safe and comfy. One made protection for the buyer's stuff. A ritzy
for a thin person costs 1 quart and has to inn costs 3 pints a night but it's also a
be suspended from at least two points to guaranteed place to find vital information.
work. One capable of holding a BBW of
up to 8 Size Points costs 2 quarts and Iron Pot (half-gallon-sized):
requires at least three points of suspension. A cast iron cooking pot, heavy but big
One capable of holding a BBW larger than enough to contain half a gallon of stuff.
that costs at least 1 gallon and requires at Good for making a perpetual stew for one
least four points of suspension. or two people, it can also be used to make
regular meals in a variety of ways. It
Holy Salt (1 pint): comes with a lid and has two handles on
The bane of both evil and alien creatures, it. Such a pot costs 1 quart.
holy salt is a rarity. Saltwater is sanctified
by a holy man and then evaporated, Kite Buggy:
leaving behind salt that is then blessed This vehicle consists of three wheels on a
once more. A pint bottle of holy salt costs low-set frame, topped by one bucket seat.
1 quart, as the non-saltwater materials and The single front wheel is steered by way of
tools required to produce holy salt are foot pedals. A traction kite is included
both sanctified and very rare. A pint with the buggy and acts as the sole source
bottle of holy salt should be enough to line of power; in general, a kite buggy can
all the windows and entrances of a one- achieve a maximum Speed equal to triple
floor house, creating an invisible barrier to the local wind speed, but a skilled rider
creatures harmed by such holiness. can hit at least quadruple that! A
barebones kite buggy costs 2 gallons and
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quality kite buggies can carry much more Permanent Match:
and have superb suspension. Of course, Naptha is the fuel contained inside this
those cost at least 3 gallons. device. A threaded rod acts as both striker
and wick, screwed into the shell where the
Mead (bottle, 1 pint): tip is bathed in fuel. Unscrewed and
Cheap garage-brewed mead costs 1 cup. A flicked against a flint on the shell's side,
Melomel (fruit-honey mix) or metheglin the striker ignites. Always of much higher
(spiced mead) costs 1 pint. "Great mead" is quality than typical pocket lighters, this
any mead that's been aged for several years device costs 1 pint.
and therefore costs 1 quart.
Pig:
Meal (for 1 person): Just your typical pig, belonging to a
A cheap meal with three meager courses common breed. A healthy piglet costs 1
(drink, solid, and soup) costs 1 cup. A cup, whereas a grown pig can easily cost 1
filling meal (such as a Full English) costs 1 quart at the minimum. Rarer and/or
pint. A lovely five-course meal (booze exotic breeds cost more, naturally, but not
optional but included) costs 1 quart. by much. Regardless of breed, pigs are at
home in orchards, eating apples, acorns
Medical Attention: and other fallen fruits. Two to four pigs
A visit to the doctor for a check-up costs 1 can be kept on one acre, assuming the pigs
pint, as does receiving medical advice. are rotated between different acres.
Healing HP damage costs 1 quart and
treating severe issues (broken bones, rare Pocket Mirror:
diseases, childbirth) costs at least 1 gallon. Just small enough to fit in a pocket, this
plate of reflective metal costs 1 cup. It
Monocular: does require cleaning off every once in a
A hollow tube of tough material with a while, however.
lens in either end. When put to an eye, it
acts as a vision magnifier, letting the user Roller Skates (one pair):
see things miles away as though they were More than a few BBWs have found roller
only a few tens of feet away. The largest skates to be effective transport for their
monoculars are telescoping affairs and bulk. Some wear quad skates, others wear
have the greatest magnification ability, inline skates, a few wear more bizarre
while the smallest ones are four inches types, but in general inline skates are
long but just barely weaker in terms of preferred for speed. Quad skates increase
magnification. The smallest ones cost 3 the wearer’s maximum Speed by 5,
pints, while the largest cost 2 quarts. whereas inline skates increase the wearer’s
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quart, whereas inline skates cost 3 quarts. can easily carry ten times that. At the
Safety gear is separate and costs 3 pints. minimum, a sail wagon costs 3 gallons, as
the sail is custom-made for the wagon.
Rope Lighter:
Commonly owned by old-fashioned sorts, Sex (one night):
the typical rope lighter consists of a small A cheap whore that hasn't taken care of
roll of slow match fed through a metal herself (or himself) costs 1 pint. A good
tube, with a flint-and-steel wheel attached prostitute that's clean and careful (in every
at the exit end by a parallel arm. Typically sense of the term) costs 1 quart.
the rope is pulled through by a metal hook Legendary courtesans have variable prices,
attached to a protective cap; flicking the but they're usually well above what most
wheel puts sparks onto the rope, igniting it people can spend.
a wee bit. From there, the slow match
rope can be pressed to whatever the user Skateboard:
needs to have set on fire. Twisting the cap We’ve all seen one of these. Tricky for a
onto the tube puts out the ember-tip of the BBW to use, but for all users it increases
rope. A rope lighter comes with two feet their Speed by 5; if they want to push their
of slow match and costs 1 pint. luck, they can kick it into a maximum
increase of 12. Experienced skateboarders
Sail Wagon: have their Speed increased by 6 and they
This vehicle is not too dissimilar to a kite have an easier time of going full-tilt on
buggy, but its design can vary a lot more. their chosen board. A good skateboard
For the average sail wagon, a fabric sail is can cost 2 quarts, at least.
stretched out on a single mast at the
vehicle’s center of gravity. Homemade Sleeping Bag:
models are usually made from wood Frequently used by adventurers, hikers
and/or whatever scrap can be found, while and the like, the typical sleeping bag is
more professional designs are made with designed to keep bad stuff out and good
foamed alloys, exotic woods and plastics. stuff in. One made for a thin person costs
Some wagons have four wheels, while 1 pint. One capable of holding a BBW of
others are recumbent tricycles with wind up to 8 Size Points costs 3 pints. One
as their major source of power. Normally capable of holding a BBW larger than that
just as fast as a kite buggy, larger models costs 1 quart.
can easily hit one hundred miles per hour
— though with great risk to the riders! Smartphone:
The smallest sail wagons can only carry Useful for countless reasons, smartphones
one grown adult plus one hundred pounds are considerably expensive, at 3 gallons
of stuff (or one BBW with up to 8 Size per phone. It comes with a six-foot cable
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and a charging plug, with other accessories sent to a specific device. Anything, really.
costing no more than 1 pint. A tripwire alarm system costs 3 pints and
can be re-used, as the spools are pretty big.
Thurible:
A cage of sorts, typically spherical or Weapon:
cylindrical, suspended from a chain. Most The cost can vary wildly, though rocks
are no larger than a man’s head, but all of and sticks can be had for free, along with
them are meant for burning stuff inside of most clubs. A weapon that might break
them. Incense is the usual burning stuff, upon hitting the wrong way costs 1 pint.
though other times it’s some kind of A standard, non-flashy weapon that'll
Power-enhancing herbs or predator survive mostly anything if maintained
repellant. A thurible can be swung by its costs 1 quart. One that'll break other
chain — religious ceremonies see a lot of weapons upon clashing and/or is meant to
that, which spreads incense smoke all over be an heirloom is going to cost at least 2
the place. The chain is hardly ever longer gallons.
than six feet, and the thurible can be hung
by any link for whatever purpose it’s Wheelbarrow:
needed for. The burning material’s effects This covers the Chinese model, as opposed
can have a variable range, but on average a to the myriad forms spread across Europe.
thurible’s smoke and/or scents flow out to A single wheel one yard in diameter is
a range of Medium. A crummy thurible situated in the wheelbarrow’s center, with
with dents and rust costs 1 pint. A nice a platform on either side. Some designs
thurible costs 3 pints. Some are made are meant to be pulled, others to be
from metal, while others are carved from pushed. It used to be a common thing to
stone or particularly tough wood. have wheelbarrow taxis; one side carried
the passengers and the other carried their
Tripwire Alarm: belongings! The typical wheelbarrow can
This is a simple device to use. It’s a spool carry a lot of weight, but regarding BBWs,
of wire attached to a concealable alarm it can carry up to 20 Size Points. Larger
system. The alarm is set up by a pathway models tend to have a trapezoidal sail or
where it can’t be seen and the tripwire is two attached, making transport much
stretched across the pathway. When easier and acting as an advertisement for
someone walks along the pathway, their street vendors that rely upon their
ankle or leg will snap the wire, which wheelbarrows to earn a living. A
releases a switch that sets the alarm off. wheelbarrow costs 1 gallon.
The alarm itself can vary, depending on
what the alarm-setter wants. It could be Wine (small bottle, 3 cups):
an airhorn, it could be a flare that shoots Swill brewed by a moron costs 1 cup.
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vintner costs 1 pint. Fruit wines can have only one way of acquiring it. Some water
extremely variable prices depending upon springs produce saline water that’s useless
the fruit used and the region, but on for drinking but can be boiled, resulting in
average they also cost 1 pint. a paste that can further baked into a “cake”
for ease of transport. Or you can use
Some items have an equivalent value and seawater and distill that. Salt is salt, in the
so can be used as payment. A failed state's end, and one pound of salt is equal to one
economy is usually so fucked that they're pint of breast milk. Normally salt money
reduced to using cigarettes or takes the form of one-pound bars, though
hallucinogenic mushrooms or something the mass and dimensions can vary wildly
else that'll remove one's worries for a few depending upon the culture.
hours. A rising nation trying to
industrialize most likely uses a fiat Cowrie shells were a common currency
currency alongside traditional commodity for thousands of years. Harvested from a
money as part of a gradual transitive variety of tiny sea snails, cowrie shells can
period. All of them, in the end, can be be pierced and placed together on a string.
converted to the same currency leaking Typically, anywhere from fifty to one
from the Bloat's throbbing teats. hundred individual shells are connected
on a string, with three such strings
Cigarillos (and/or marijuana blunts, if the equating to one cup. The value of each
GM wants) are often used in unstable individual shell increases the further
states as a commodity money, as the local inland one goes, of course.
fiat currency is near-worthless. One
cigarillo is equivalent to one cup of milk. Some tributary chiefdoms and city-states
The upside to cigarillos is that they're have the beginnings of metal currency.
easily transported and very light. Biggest The closest thing to a standard in these
problem is they’re addictive; people smoke advancing civilizations is a nugget of tin
to soothe their nerves, but smoking bronze roughly one inch in diameter,
effectively reduces their wealth. They’re analogous to one cup of breast milk. A
typically carried in a stiff case if they’re nugget three inches in diameter is equal to
not tucked in a pocket or a bag. A cigarillo one pint. The nuggets are a form of
case can hold up to 24 cigarillos, but those commodity money, in that they’re
are usually only kept by snobs, inevitably melted down into tools. Some
landowners, caudillos and the like. have gone so far as to develop a proto-
coinage, with the metal forged into dull
Salt is a common form of commodity belt knives, ox-skins and bracelets.
money where grain fails and water is
considered too vital to trade for. A pound Livestock are usually bartered as part of
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While pigs can subsist on nearly anything, half an inch thick is worth one quart of
goats and cows both require pasture space. breast milk.
One cow is worth at least one gallon of
breast milk. It takes four acres to keep one Representative currencies are a
cow, however. Livestock have to be transitional point between commodity
moved about from one paddock to monies and fiat monies. The face value of
another, as they’ll overtax the land easily. representative currency is pretty much nil;
The main value in livestock is prestige; a they’re backed by something much more
man that owns one cow is considered valuable, such as precious metals.
much wealthier than a man with a Defacing representative money is a
thousand cooking bananas! pointless endeavor, which makes it
preferable to precious metal coinage. Bank
Cacao beans (from Theobroma cacao) have notes and certificates clasped to a silver
also seen use as commodity money. Cacao standard are but one example.
beans were a Mesoamerican standard of
sorts; for sake of easy conversion, two Fiat currencies are only worth as much as
cacao beans equal one cup of breast milk. their government can make it so by
However, cacao trees are difficult to decree. As legal tender, fiat currency must
cultivate and they only grow in the be accepted by citizens as payment in
tropics, limiting the cacao bean’s specific circumstances. Boom-bust cycles
versatility as commodity money to that tend to arise as the markets fluctuate,
muggy, scorched belt around the world’s which results in the value of such
middle. currencies fluctuating as well. Some fiat
currencies become nearly worthless due to
Bricks of compressed tea leaves were hyperinflation, while others grow in value
highly valued as commodity money in due to a combination of factors, such as
large swathes of Asia. They can be made the raw economic strength of its country
from any variety of tea leaf, so long as it’s or the devaluation of other currencies.
steamed before being compressed in a
special press. A tea brick fresh out of the Scrip currencies are used in the form of
press is meant to be cured and aged; those vouchers and tokens as a form of credit.
meant to be used as currency are They’re infamous for being used as a part
compressed with a binding agent of some of truck systems; in such systems, a
sort, sometimes flour, sometimes blood. company pays its employees not with the
Modern “bricks” come in a variety and local currency but rather the company’s
shapes and sizes. A dome-shaped nugget own scrip, effectively fucking the
big enough to make one cup of tea is employees over by keeping them as
worth one cup of breast milk, while a plate something akin to slaves. Obviously, only
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their scrip and so company towns are best becoming dominant. Aura wins customers
remembered as realms of corporate easily, as she has a talent for making
exploitation. In other cases scrip comes financial concepts easy to understand.
about when a country’s currency is still
being refined and thus is too volatile to be Redtown Demarchy doesn’t care that Aura
completely relied upon, acting as has talents. As a collective of vegan
something of a stand-in until stability is no anarcho-communists obsessed with
longer in question. identity politics, Redtown thinks she’s
gross and greedy. The collective took over
Aura Pumpalot has the biggest breasts an abandoned orchard two months ago
around. At five and a half feet tall, the and declared on social media that they
pallid blonde has turgid, pear-shaped tits were going to replace the whole economic
each four feet in diameter, dark areolæ system with their own hybrid system,
always swollen and leaking. Aura was where no animals suffer, nothing can be
never considered pretty by other girls — hidden and everyone is truly equal. So far,
her long face is centered by a prominent, they’ve failed. Their economic model has
obovate nose that gleams above plump, two parts to it. One consists of physical
low-set lips, her blue eyes sheltered by currency; it’s made from fruits and
droopy lids. However, none of them can vegetables, compressed and dried into a
use Body Blimp as well as she does, wide variety of denominations referred to
keeping her light-footed and graceful. Her as “manna”. The other part consists of a
rear end is also quite hefty, but that’s smartphone app that tracks the user’s
usually hidden by Aura’s jugs being reputation, which demands a lack of
flopped over her shoulders and onto it. privacy and directly alters how much the
Smartly dressed most of the time, Aura’s a user’s manna is actually worth. The app is
dairy banker, having revolutionized the constantly being hacked, its user interface
breast milk exchange with her interest- is atrocious, manna comes in too many
free banking. Her boobs contain an ocean denominations and vermin find it far too
of milk; with puréed food pumped down delicious to ignore. Redtown’s sortition-
her throat, Aura lets a pump suck the milk elected assembly is a clusterfuck and the
from her immense bosom and into an issues with their two-part economy are
evaporator located at the heart of a food only making it worse. Factions began
garden. BBW employees massage her forming a few weeks ago, and several
breasts as their own are milked, the totalitarian narcissists have decided that
severity of their hairbuns and glasses it’s time to implement a “year zero” on
contrasting the lewdness of their Redtown — erase and replace Redtown’s
wobbling, half-bared tits. The milk culture with their own. Before that,
exchange is rock solid thanks to her however, they plan to kidnap Aura and
efforts, with zero chance of any other form keep her for milk, if she won’t give advice.

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Now, onto… follows their use, during which they
Powers! cannot be reactivated. Recharge times
follow the same pattern as the charge
As a PC gains Size Points, she gains times.
particular Powers. When she gains her
first Size Point, the PC gains it in her Lactation-based Powers all possess the
Preferred Region. She bloats up in that same drawback — they require sustenance
Region, and in doing so gains one Basic to produce the milk needed to be used.
BBW Power and one non-Basic BBW Empty boobs are no good! The lactation-
Power — both of her choosing, but both based Powers in Wobble Girls are Areola
from her Preferred Region. After that, she Knives, Boobputer, Geyser Jugs, Milk Pill
gains one more BBW Power for every odd and Teat Propellers. These Powers have a
number of Size Points she possesses (3, 5, number of uses equal to 2 + the user’s
7, 9, 11, 13 and 15 Size Points), reaching a Chest and Arms. If a BBW possesses
maximum of nine BBW Powers. multiple lactation-based Powers, then they
all draw from the same pool of uses. To
Most of the rolls use the Size of a specified grow more milk to use such Powers, the
Region instead of Physique or Dexterity. user has to eat a hefty meal before taking a
If you have no Size Points in a Region, you nap that lasts at least two hours. The size
cannot have any Powers associated with of the meal depends upon the user’s Chest
that Region. If a PC uses a Power tied to and Arms; for each Size Point in that
her Preferred Region (excluding the Basic specific Region, the user has to spend at
Powers), she gains a +2 bonus to any rolls least twenty-four cycles (two minutes)
involving it. devouring a meal. Reminder that in an
economy dominated by evaporated breast
The vast majority of Powers have a charge milk, lactation-based Powers become a
time, a number of cycles spent where they double-edged sword!
have to “warm up” before activating.
There are three charging lengths: quick, Some Powers enhance their user’s
average and lengthy. A quick charge time mobility in some manner. It’s okay to
requires that the user only has to spend have multiple such Powers, as combining
one full cycle charging up her Power. An specific ones can make using a regular
average charge time requires a number of vehicle pointless! They can also be rather
consecutive cycles equal to the Power’s showy, so using them may not be
related Region in Size Points. A lengthy advisable in specific circumstances.
charge time is equal to twice the Power’s Having Size Points in Chest and Arms will
related Region in Size Points in let the PC choose Areolar Track, Bust
consecutive cycles. The vast majority of Bound and Teat Propellers. Having Size
Powers also have a “cool-off” duration that Points in Belly and Sides will let the PC

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choose Ghostly Gut, Grumble Gut and Those points can only be rearranged
Navel Limb. Having Size Points in Legs whenever the user of Blubmiliar summons
and Butt will let the PC choose All-terrain her creation forth. The Blubmiliar
Butt, Amniotic Geyser and Umbral Cloud. operates with an Empathy and Intellect
equal to its creator’s, though it’s entirely
Bloat Surge (Basic)(Preferred Region): loyal to her, as a pet that will (and shall)
Sometimes binge-eating has its perks. A always obey her. The creator can control
BBW that wants to make Bloat Surge her creation from a distance in range
useful has to eat a meal that takes a increments equal to 1 + her Preferred
number of cycles equal to quintuple their Region, though she can also passively view
Preferred Region. Doing so grants 1 things through its own senses regardless of
charge of Bloat Surge. The user’s body can distance; in both cases the creator can do
contain a number of charges equal to her nothing else but control/observe, leaving
Preferred Region. If she’s taken HP her vulnerable as she does so. A
damage, she can massage her Preferred Blubmiliar can slip through grates and
Region for a quick charge time. Once other narrow spaces with ease, and it will
complete, Bloat Surge activates and 1 automatically fight to defend its master;
charge is expended, which heals a number being reduced to 0 HP will cause it to
of HP equal to d5 + the user’s Preferred rupture violently, blasting the nearest
Region. Bloat Surge can’t be used again enemy to deal damage equal to 1 + d4 + its
for a lengthy recharge time. master’s Preferred Region. Blubmiliars
can throw things but cannot operate more
Blubmiliar (Basic)(Preferred Region): complex weaponry, such as bows or slings.
By spending a lengthy charge time When a Blubmiliar is destroyed or
massaging her Preferred Region, the user dismissed (which takes a mere thought),
of this Power can expel a Blubmiliar from the user must wait a lengthy time before
her body in a deluge of recycled microbes, she can summon forth a new Blubmiliar.
bodily shadows and one very powerful
orgasm. It takes on whatever shape she Body Blimp (Basic)(Preferred Region):
desires, though it always have one A BBW with Body Blimp as a Power can
appendage with which to manipulate its build up hydrogen gas inside of her
surroundings and never stands taller than digestive tract and blubber over a lengthy
her hip. A Blubmiliar has as many HP as charge time. Once that time has passed,
its creator and a number of Att points her Preferred Region increases in size by
equal to 7 + its creator’s Size Total; its fifty percent; she can jump and take to the
creator may distribute those Att points air, traveling through lighter-than-air
between the Blubmiliar’s Dexterity and means. She floats a number of range
Physique as she desires, though they have increments above the ground equal to 1 +
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can be increased if she takes advantage of Latten Flanks (Basic)(Preferred Region):
thermal columns and sunbathing, though For those BBWs that brawl frequently or
altitude sickness is inevitable once the user have to survive natural disasters
flies above one and a half miles, and going frequently, Latter Flanks makes life a lot
above four miles is lethal. The user of easier. By massaging her Preferred Region
Body Blimp can fly at a maximum speed for an average charge time, the user makes
equal to quintuple her Preferred Region. her flesh far tougher than one would
Body Blimp can remain active for as long expect. Effectively armored by her now-
as the user can go without drinking or rippling blubber, the user reduces the
eating; doing either will release all that damage of all incoming attacks by an
pent-up hydrogen, which takes as long as amount equal to her Preferred Region.
creating it to begin with. “Deflating” and Electrical attacks, contact poisons and
recharging are both lengthy times. temperature extremes bypass Latten
Flanks entirely, however. The effects of
Fertile Print (Basic)(Preferred Region): this Power last for a lengthy duration.
Megafauna leave deep footprints, which Once its duration is over, Latten Flanks
easily fill with water and come to house suffers a lengthy recharge time.
ecosystems all their own. BBWs can do
the same, after a fashion. First, the user Slam (Basic)(Preferred Region):
starts by massaging her Preferred Region This is an attack where the PC uses her
for a lengthy charge time. After that, she Preferred Region as a weapon, a ponderous
presses her Preferred Region into a spot of avalanche of a weapon that becomes
warm, soft soil, leaving a deep crater of an devastating as she grows. Regardless of
imprint. After that, the crater collects the precise form is takes, it’s an unarmed
moisture over a number of days equal to attack using a Physique roll that the target
the user’s Preferred Region and develops cannot block. If the Slam connects, it does
its own ecosystem, growing edible plants damage equal to 3 + double her Preferred
and small edible animals in the process. Region and stuns the target for a number
Once complete, the crater contains enough of cycles equal to the user’s Preferred
edible life and potable water to feed a Region. If the Slam misses, the user loses
number of people equal to 1 + the user’s her balance and can’t do anything besides
Preferred Region, or a number of Size struggle to remain standing for one cycle.
Points equal to the user’s Preferred Region This Power has an average recharge time.
— the choice is made before the imprint.
Once an imprint is harvested, it holds only Areola Knives (Chest and Arms):
stagnant water. Fertile Print has a lengthy Out on the frontier, some dairy girls have
recharge time. to defend themselves with whatever
Powers they can muster. Preparing this
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breasts for a quick charge time, which will lets its user travel very quickly. All she
result in her areola pulsating violently in has to do is flop her fat tits on the ground
time to her heartbeat. After that, all she — spinning the track comes as naturally as
has to do is press her areolæ together and moving a limb or breathing. The track
massage them to lactate out blades of spins around her teats as she balances atop
hardened milk over a full cycle. The user her tits, letting her travel at a maximum
produces a maximum number of milk Speed equal to ten times her Chest and
knives equal to double her Chest and Arms. She can smash into an enemy to
Arms, shaped whichever way she feels is deal damage equal to d5 + her Chest and
best; she can choose the number of knives Arms, with a resounding success letting
she wants before lactating, but it always her throw a kick at her victim as a free
counts as one full use. They’re considered action that same cycle. She also gains a
a thrown weapon, adding to the user’s bonus to any Dexterity roll made to move
damage an amount equal to her Chest and in a stealthy fashion equal to her Chest
Arms whether they’re used as missiles or and Arms. Getting rid of the Areolar
regular knives. The user can throw two Track is as easy as simply spending a full
knives per cycle; they have a range in cycle willing it, after which Areolar Track
increments equal to her Chest and Arms requires a lengthy recharge time.
and give her an equivalent bonus on the
required Dexterity roll to strike true. The Boobputer (Chest and Arms):
knives exist for a number of hours equal to Most people are aware only of analog and
double her Chest and Arms, after which digital computers, but a few also know
they evaporate. Areola Knives has an about fluidic logic. Some creative girls
average recharge time. have discovered that they can flex their
mammary glands a certain way, turning
Areolar Track (Chest and Arms): both breasts into liquid-based computers.
Areolar glands form around nipples and By massaging her breasts and flexing her
serve to lubricate the areolæ and nipples pecs over an average charge time, the user
for breastfeeding purposes. Some BBWs of Boobputer gains a bonus on her next
produce an excess of lubricating oil from Intellect roll equivalent to her Chest and
those glands and have found a bizarre use Arms. Or, she can divide that bonus up
for them. By spending a lengthy charge into smaller ones over multiple Intellect
time massaging her areolæ, the user of rolls ― such as a +2 bonus on one roll and
Areolar Track can cause those glands to three +1 bonuses on the next three rolls,
exude a continuous stream of oil that for example. As the milk roils and churns
hardens and conjoins, forming a vast belt through her boob glands, the user cannot
of rubbery, nipple-hued material that goes use Boobputer after setting up the bonuses,
around her teats. Nearly one foot thick as all of the Boobputer-based bonuses must
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 duration, at the most. She can detect
Brain Bongos (Chest and Arms): whether the target is healthy or hurt,
Some girls tend to get bored and drum on every item on her target, and everything
their boobs like a pair of bongos. A few they’re saying aloud. Once the Power
have found that they can actually ends, however, it has to go through a
communicate with their friends by doing lengthy recharge time.
so. The user of Brain Bongos has to drum
on her chest for a lengthy charge time Bust Bound (Chest and Arms):
before she can begin communicating her Girls of a more limber physique can
message. Making contact requires the balance atop their boobs using Bust Bound,
recipient being within a number of miles relying upon their surprisingly elastic
equal to quintuple the user's Chest and breasts to maneuver about at high speeds.
Arms. The user has to make an Empathy To initiate Bust Bound, the user must
roll to make contact; if successful, the perform something akin to a handstand,
recipient suddenly knows that the user is lifting her posterior up skyward so she can
making mental contact. Getting the entire balance atop her tits, forming an average
message across also takes an average time, charge time. Once complete, she can flex
as having really huge boobs means it takes her pectoral muscles and shirt her
longer for them to start reverberating. posterior about to bounce about atop her
Whoever is receiving the message can jugs at a maximum Speed equal to
only reply if they too use Brain Bongos at quintuple her Chest and Arms. She can
the same time. Once the message is sent, also jump to a maximum height in range
the user's breasts expand and contract out increments equal to her Chest and Arms to
of control as part of its lengthy recharge bounce over obstacles and elude enemies.
time. Landing can be used as an attack, albeit
with some risk; anything within Close
Bubble Scanner (Chest and Arms): range of the impact site takes an amount of
Some BBWs develop a bubble of a second damage equal to 2 + d4 + the user’s Chest
chin, silky smooth and devoid of anything and Arms, with a resounding success
unsightly. By letting it (and/or maybe her forcing the targets to make a Physique roll
big cheeks) pulsate and jiggle for an to avoid being floored. To return to a
average charge time, the user of Bubble standing position, the user has to spend an
Scanner can focus on a single target. From average time to roll and balance herself
there her second chin swells and ripples, properly.
shuddering in time to her pulse as it locks
onto her target. With a range equal to Geyser Jugs (Chest and Arms):
quintuple the user's Chest and Arms in Some women spurt breast milk in geminal
miles, Bubble Scanner will locate the geysers from their immense jugs. To
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uncover her breasts and heft them so both user’s arms have to be used, leaving her
nipples are pointing at whatever is in front with only the ability to move around and
of her. What makes Geyser Jugs unique is talk during the Power’s use.
its ability to be applied over a number of
cycles; the user can concentrate up to a Jug Jail (Chest and Arms):
maximum number of cycles equal to her Inverted nipples are seen as strange by
Chest and Arms, after which she begins many, but for some girls they’re symbolic
explosively lactating for an equal number of closed doors, opportunity denied, succor
of cycles to a number of range increments imprisoned. Jug Jail is normally had by
equal to her Chest and Arms. On each bearers of inverted nipples, though not
cycle that the target is being pummeled always. By massaging her breasts for an
with milk, they take damage equal to 1 + average charge time, the user of Jug Jail
d4 + the user's Chest and Arms, with a can focus on any door she can clearly see
resounding success on the attack roll in person and seal it shut, causing her
flooring the target. However, she cannot areolæ to jiggle in time to her heartbeat.
stop or do anything else once she begins, For the sake of Jug Jail, anything that’s
with each cycle spent spraying expending meant to seal an opening to prohibit any
a use of Geyser Jugs. This Power requires sort of passage of a living (or unliving)
a Dexterity roll to aim properly but the creature is considered a door. Once sealed
user gains a +1 bonus on the roll made to shut, a door refuses to open — keys won’t
aim. unlock it, passwords fail, nothing short of
annihilating the door will work. The user
Hypnosis Boobs (Chest and Arms): can seal a number of doors equal to twice
Why do things at eye level when most her Chest and Arms. If anyone or
people look at your chest? Pushing both anything tries to open the door, she
boobs together repeatedly as a quick immediately becomes aware of who (or
charge time causes both mammaries to what) it is that’s trying, but that’s it. If she
wobble in a hypnotic fashion. The would- goes to seal a door when she’s already
be hypnotized can roll their Intellect reached her limit, the earliest one loses its
against an Intellect + Chest and Arms roll seal as the seal is applied to the one she’s
performed by the user; success means the currently applying it to. The user must
targets are dazed for 1 + d4 cycles. Failure wait a lengthy duration between sealing
means they become stunned for as long as doors.
those curves ripple in sight. Stopping
means her boobs have to slow to a Milk Pill (Chest and Arms):
standstill, which equates to an average While some girls can use their milk as a
recharge time. However, anyone who was weapon, others prefer a more friendly
stunned remains as such afterward for a approach. They can spend a quick charge
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extrude a fist-sized globule of milk encased areolæ for an average charge time. Once
in a thick skin. When ingested, the "pill" complete, her teats quiver and exude a
heals a number of Hit Points equal to d4 + geminal array of propellers. For every Size
the creator's Chest and Arms. One globule Point she has in Chest and Arms, the user
also counts as a full meal. A pill remains possesses a toroid around either teat, each
fresh for a number of days equal to the one bearing a number of palm-length
creator's Chest and Arms before dissolving propeller blades equal to her Chest and
into dust. A pill can also be thrown a Arms. Once exuded, Teat Propellers can
number of range increments equal to the be spun up right away, letting the user
creator's Chest and Arms. tirelessly wobble along with a maximum
Speed equal to quintuple her Chest and
Nipple Radar (Chest and Arms): Arms. The spinning blades can also be
Nipple Radar makes a BBW's teats so used to blow away fumes, vapors, litter
sensitive that she can feel things from a and other loose, light things, which
number of range increments away equal to requires a Physique roll, with a bonus
1 + her Chest and Arms. To activate equal to her Chest and Arms. What’s not
Nipple Radar, the user has to let her known to many BBWs is the danger Teat
areolæ balloon up to half the size of her Propellers can pose to others; the spinning
breasts, which takes an average charge blades do damage equal to 1 + d4 + the
time. Once ready, she has to roll her user’s Chest and Arms for each cycle
Intellect + Chest and Arms if she wants to they’re shoved into a target, which also
pinpoint the identity or location of forces the target to make a Physique roll to
something. Temperature is one thing she avoid being stunned for a cycle due to the
can feel with her areolæ and nipples, with horrifying pain. Shedding the Teat
spots of hot and cold being felt (but not Propellers takes a single cycle, but
painfully so) without a roll required. producing another array requires letting
Movement and static discharges can also the Power go through an average recharge
both be felt as distinct changes in the air. time.
Once activated, the user cannot cover up
her teats or use any other Chest and Arms Teat Lances (Chest and Arms):
Powers, as such activity negates its Some girls have puffy areolæ, others have
accuracy. If Nipple Radar stops being flat ones. A rare few never stop growing,
used, the user's teats flatten as an average their hard nipples combining with those
recharge time, during which she cannot thrusting areolæ to become formidable
reactivate the Power. weapons and tools. After an average
charge time, the user of Teat Lances is able
Teat Propellers (Chest and Arms): to extend her areolæ and/or nipples a
Activating this Power requires the user to maximum number of inches equal to her
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Physique. Those long teats are hard levitate things. Stopping means she jiggles
enough to parry metal weapons. If used as as part of a lengthy recharge time.
weapons, they can bludgeon if swung and
stab if thrust forward, dealing damage Belly Safe (Belly and Sides):
equal to 1 + d4 + the user's Chest and Sometimes a tomboy doesn't want a purse.
Arms. The user of Teat Lances can keep Maybe a young woman's terrified of being
her teats weaponized for a number of mugged and wants something more secure.
hours equal to her Chest and Arms, at Either would rub her swollen middle and
which point they'll gradually return to place a finger in her belly button, smiling
their usual size, prohibiting the use of Teat at the sudden revelation that she's got
Lances for a lengthy duration. If she something better than a mere accessory.
wishes, the user can extend both her teats Her navel becomes a storage space, a
by a number of range increments equal to flexible pocket that can hold a number of
1 + her Chest and Arms to make an attack objects equal to 2 + her Belly and Sides,
against up to two targets simultaneously; assuming each object at its largest is as big
she can do this a number of times equal to as her head. Inserting one item counts as a
2 + her Chest and Arms before Teat Lances quick charge time. Slapping the sides of
is forced to end. her belly will cause the last item inserted
to fly out a number of range increments
Belly Drum (Belly and Sides): equal to 1 + her Belly and Sides; using this
Some geeky girls refer to this as as an attack requires a Dexterity roll to
“gastrokinesis”. Regardless, it’s a bizarre succeed and does damage equal to 1 + d4 +
Power that puts the others to shame. By her Belly and Sides, with a resounding
rhythmically drumming her belly for a success stunning the target for an equal
quick charge time, the user can lift things number of cycles. However, smacking her
into the air and move them about. Many belly like that causes it to wobble wildly,
hypotheses abound as to how this works, counting as an average recharge time.
but regardless, there are limits. The most
weight the user can lift in pounds is equal Belly Wall (Belly and Sides):
to ten times her Belly and Sides and she Belly Wall is prepared when the user sits
can reach out to a number of range down and bounces her belly about in a
increments equal to 1 + her Belly and rhythmic fashion with her fingers
Sides. Both living and non-living things interwoven behind her head, which is
can be lifted and moved about within the considered a lengthy charge time. Gently
user’s range. A larger creature’s limbs can bouncing her gut about in figure-eights
be held in place; they can break free on a and such, the user is able to project an
Physique roll against 5 + the user’s Belly invisible wall in front of her. The wall
and Sides. As long as she drums her itself can be projected a number of range
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Sides. Its height is decided upon preparing matter, since food is food. They’ll gorge
Belly Wall, going from as low as two feet themselves for a number of cycles equal to
to quadruple the user's Belly and Sides in twice the user’s Belly and Sides, after
feet. Its width has a minimum of two feet which they’ll stagger about dazed for an
to a maximum in range increments equal equal number of cycles. Gaki Curse has a
to the user's Belly and Sides. It cannot be lengthy recharge time.
scaled by arthropods and the like, but it
can be tunneled under if the ground is soft Gastric Leech (Belly and Sides):
enough. Damaging the wall is impossible. Eventually the guts of some girls find that
Belly Wall can be maintained for as long merely swallowing things is too time-
as the user doesn’t grow tired; she can add consuming. Gastric Leech requires that its
her Belly and Sides to any Physique roll user let her middle expand and contract
required to keep Belly Wall going. But for an average charge time, easily changing
once she stops, the user must suffer a volume by fifty percent as it does so. Once
lengthy recharge time. ready, Gastric Leech lets her target a single
subject within a number of range
Gaki Curse (Belly and Sides): increments equal to 1 + her Belly and
Purportedly developed by courtiers in the Sides, silently dealing damage equal to her
Far East, this gastronomical Power has Belly and Sides. The user heals an equal
found plenty of use by big girls that were number of HP and can repeat the assault
being preyed upon by the local snobs. By on her next turn. This continuous assault
rubbing her middle for an average charge can last for an average duration; after that,
time, the user can focus on her intended Gastric Leech has a lengthy recharge time.
target and cripple them with agonizing
hunger pangs. Gaki Curse can strike a Ghostly Gut (Belly and Sides):
single target a number of range increments Doorways can be a problem when you’re
away equal to the user’s Belly and Sides. too fat to go through them. Sometimes,
The target must make an Intellect roll though, all it takes is a bit of fluidity.
once a cycle, for a number of cycles equal Ghostly Gut gives its user a bizarre form of
to twice the user’s Belly and Sides; the roll intangibility. By drumming on her
suffers a penalty equal to the user’s Belly stomach for an average charge time, the
and Sides. Should the target succeed, they user can swim through solid, non-self-
feel sharp hunger pangs but can otherwise aware objects as though they were
act normally. But if they fail, they’re saltwater, causing solid surfaces to ripple
maddened by the agonizing hunger as she moves through and under them.
gnawing at their entire digestive tract and She can swim at a maximum Speed equal
will rush toward the nearest food source to to quintuple her Belly and Sides, but
scarf it all down, heedless of cannot eat or sleep while using Ghostly
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buildings and other obstacles if need be! leg’s reach equal to her Belly and Sides by
Disgusting and distasteful materials slide letting her middle contort and spasm.
right off of her curves as she swims. Such an attack does damage equal to d5 +
Dangerous substances still remain the user’s Belly and Sides. Grumble Gut
dangerous to touch, and anything actively can also be used to scare others off; the
trying to hurt her can still do so! On the rumbling roar of the user’s gut requires an
other hand, the user can opt to splash Empathy roll, with a bonus equal to the
attackers as she leaves a solid; by exiting user’s Belly and Sides. Ending Grumble
whatever surface she’s in, the user ends Gut is as simple as letting it relax over the
her use of Ghostly Gut but sprays every course of a full cycle. Grumble Gut has to
enemy within Close range with chunks of go through an average recharge time
the surface she left, leaving a shallow before it can be massaged back into action.
crater in the surface and forcing those
affected to make a Dexterity roll to avoid Gut Blast (Belly and Sides):
taking an amount of damage equal to 1 + Those who eat far more at each sitting
d4 + the user’s Belly and Sides. Ghostly than they should end up with much larger
Gut has an average recharge time. digestive tracts than they realize, immense
chambers that inevitably fill with strange
Grumble Gut (Belly and Sides): fumes. The user of Gut Blast is able to use
Some BBWs are afraid that they’re those fumes to her own ends, rumbling for
pregnant when they manifest Grumble a quick charge time before belching up a
Gut, as their middle kicks violently and plume of gas a number of range
rumbles. The reality is their digestive increments across equal to her Belly and
track is rearing to go! Preparing Grumble Sides. The color of the fumes is chosen
Gut requires an average charge time spent upon gaining Gut Blast; once chosen, it
drumming upon the user’s belly. With cannot be changed. Anyone caught
that done, her belly will begin to undulate, within the plume has to make a Physique
spasm, wobble and contort, rumbling like roll for every cycle they remain within the
a car engine all the while as digestive gases fumes in order to avoid being dazed for
lighten the load. If she lays upon her gut, that cycle. They also take damage for each
the user will be able to bounce, jiggle and cycle they spend within the fumes equal to
drift over the ground at a maximum Speed the user’s Belly and Sides. The plume is
equal to ten times her Belly and Sides. heavy and sits in place for an average
The user gains a bonus equal to her Belly duration. The user of Gut Blast can spew
and Sides on all rolls made to maneuver out a plume a number of times equal to 1 +
while using Grumble Gut, which also her Belly and Sides. Gut Blast has a
applies to low-friction surfaces. Grumble lengthy recharge time and has the same
Gut is also usable as a weapon, letting the method of use recovery as lactation-based
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 Belly and Sides. It grants a bonus to
Midsection Mirage (Belly and Sides): maneuvering over treacherous terrain
Every once in a while, a girl with flawless equal to the user’s Belly and Sides, and it
skin gains weight. Yes, her cheeks might can also be used as a third arm, requiring a
jiggle and her tits might hang, but the skin Dexterity roll that gains the
on her middle is so flawless it reflects aforementioned bonus to it. Smacking an
things! The user of Midsection Mirage can enemy with a Navel Limb does damage
rub her stomach with both hands for an equal to 2 + d4 + the user’s Belly and Sides.
average charge time. Once it's ready, she's It only takes a single cycle to turn the
able to concentrate on an image that's Navel Limb into dust that flutters away,
either in her head or within view. If she but it requires an average recharge time
has both available, she gains a +3 bonus on before another can be summoned.
any roll involving this Power. That image
reflects off her belly and can be displayed Navel Lotus (Belly and Sides):
to a number of range increments equal to Some girls are fond of navel gazing, as
her Belly and Sides. For all intents and their guts are so big that they try to
purposes it looks like the real thing, with meditate and end up gazing into the belly
the belly-projected image of a cottage button-turned-abyss that they've grown.
looking just like a real cottage, for A girl that wants to use Navel Lotus has to
example. There's no sound produced, just meditate upon her belly button's dark
a silent moving image. The image can be depths for a lengthy charge time. Her gut-
held up for a lengthy duration at the most, hole responds by producing a flower made
after which Midsection Mirage undergoes from lint, shadows and shed skin, the
an equivalent recharge time. number and shape of its petals depending
upon the user's personality. The length of
Navel Limb (Belly and Sides): each petal in inches is equal to thrice her
They say triangles are the most sturdy Belly and Sides. It produces an odor that's
shape around… so three legs might be always pleasing, which grants its creator a
better than two! By gazing into her navel bonus equal to her Belly and Sides on any
for an average charge time, the user of rolls made to persuade others. The odor
Navel Leg can summon a third limb out of wafts away to a number of range
her navel, a multi-jointed length of increments equal to 1 + the user's Belly
shadowstuff and navel lint that reaches to and Sides. The lotus lasts for a number of
the ground. Terminating in gripping toes, hours equal to its creator's Belly and Sides
the Navel Limb’s finer details are left up to before falling apart and has a lengthy
the user to formulate — no two Navel recharge time.
Limbs are truly alike. Ambulating with a
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Navel Tyrant (Belly and Sides): could possibly cover a surface, such as fire,
The interior of a "navel tyrant's" belly hot asphalt, broken glass, contact-based
button is a swirling vortex of pheromones poisons, or electrical shorts. If need be,
and willpower, ready to be fired at the user can flex both her glutes at the
someone, so long as an average charge same time to bounce over obstacles and
time is spent massaging around it. By small creatures, high enough where she
slapping the sides of her gut, the user of can land on both her feet at the apex of
Navel Tyrant pumps a vortex ring at one her bounce. Should something try to
target within a number of range budge her, the user can opt to add 1 + her
increments equal to 1 + her Belly and Legs and Butt to her Physique to contest it.
Sides. The target has to make an Empathy They also gain a bonus on all rolls made to
roll against the user ― the user gains a move undetected equal to their Legs and
bonus to her roll equal to her Belly and Butt. By hefting one buttock up, the user
Sides. If the target succeeds, they're only can attack by swinging it back down,
dazed for d5 cycles. If the user succeeds, dealing damage equal to 2 + d4 + her Legs
the target becomes infatuated with her. and Butt, with a resounding success seeing
They can’t be ordered around or anything, the target floored.
as they’ll simply follow her around like a
lost puppy; if she’s antagonized in any Amniotic Battery (Legs and Butt):
fashion, the target of Navel Tyrant will do This Power lets its user store things inside
everything they can to defend her, until of an easily portable container. Charges of
either they or the attacker are reduced to 0 Buttshock inside one Amniotic Battery,
HP. Navel Tyrant’s effect persists for a doses of Milk Pill inside of another, the
number of cycles equal to quintuple the possibilities are nearly endless! To use
user’s Belly and Sides, after which the Amniotic Battery, the user has to massage
target is stunned for d20 cycles. Navel between her legs for an average charge
Tyrant can only be in effect for one target time, which causes her to enjoy a powerful
and when it wears off it goes through a orgasm as her privates exude a maximum
lengthy recharge time. number of Amniotic Batteries equal to 1 +
her Legs and Butt. It takes one cycle to
All-terrain Butt (Legs and Butt): produce one such battery; it’s a pear-
Some girls find that their thighs are so shaped, pint-sized bottle that starts out
damn big they can't even waddle, so they flimsy but rapidly stiffens up until it has
sit and discover a new talent. Like the feet the hardness of thick glass. An Amniotic
of a fly or gecko, the bearer of an All- Battery can hold a number of charges,
terrain Butt can flex her way up walls and doses, or whatever equal to the creator’s
across ceilings at a maximum Speed equal Legs and Butt, sealed in with a hinged lid.
to quintuple her Legs and Butt. This does If it’s holding charges of Buttshock, the
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deal damage or recharge its battery. An which it undergoes a lengthy recharge
Amniotic Battery lasts for a number of time.
days equal to 2 + its creator’s Legs and
Butt, during which it preserves whatever Amniotic Sea (Legs and Butt):
it’s holding. Once its lifespan is up, Overly curious BBWs find themselves
however, the Amniotic Battery dissolves orgasming so hard they squirt out an
and its contents are lost in an opaque entire sea. By massaging between her legs
cloud. An Amniotic Battery can be for an average charge time, the user of
thrown a number of range increments Amniotic Sea enjoys a powerful orgasm as
equal to 1 + the creator’s Legs and Butt. her body heaves out a pool of cleansing,
Amniotic Battery, once used, cannot be antimicrobial water. It reaches out away
used again for a lengthy recharge time. from the user for a number of range
increments equal to her Legs and Butt and
Amniotic Geyser (Legs and Butt): has a maximum depth in feet equal to her
Amniotic Geyser lets its user fly, after a Legs and Butt. The user and her friends
sorts, with horrifying repercussions for have their Speed increased by an amount
anyone caught beneath her. By massaging equal to the user’s Legs and Butt while in
between her legs for an average charge the Amniotic Sea, plus they gain an
time, the user of Amniotic Geyser enjoys a equivalent bonus to Intellect rolls
powerful orgasm as a powerful, narrow involving medical efforts made in the
stream of amniotic liquid erupts from her water. Hostiles have their Speed reduced
crotch, blasting downward with enough by an amount equal to 1 + the user’s Legs
force to lift her into the air. She floats a and Butt while in the Amniotic Sea. The
number of range increments above the body of water lasts a number of hours
ground equal to her Preferred Region. equal to the user's Legs and Butt, but it'll
She’s able to maintain the spray of evaporate within an hour should she leave
steaming juices far beyond what the laws the Amniotic Sea completely. Amniotic
of reality would dictate, traveling at a Sea has a lengthy recharge time.
maximum Speed equal to quintuple her
Legs and Butt. Amniotic Geyser is far Buttquake (Legs and Butt):
from a subtle Power; by maneuvering over By dropping low and shaking her rear in a
a single target, the user catches them nice dance as a quick charge time, the user
under a scalding, shredding torrent, can cause a localized earthquake with her
dealing damage equal to 1 + d4 + the user’s as the epicenter. The quaking extends
Legs and Butt per cycle. The target can away from her in all directions at a
evade the attack, but not block it. Ending number of range increments equal to her
Amniotic Geyser results in the user gently Legs and Butt. As she does her sexy dance,
returning to her feet within a cycle, after anyone within range is severely affected.
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the Buttquake have to roll their Dexterity
against the user's Dexterity + Legs and Chameleon Butt (Legs and Butt):
Butt, with success seeing them simply Wallflowers tend to get antsy if anyone
dazed during her dance. Should they fail, notices them. They might bounce on their
they’re compelled to dance, too, being heels or bend their knees in an alternating
floored and stunned for 2 + d4 turns as rhythm. Some wallflowers flex their butt
soon as the user ends her dance. cheeks, which causes something odd to
Buttquake can be maintained for a lengthy happen. Whenever the user willfully
duration; after that, she can’t do it again as flexes her glutes as a quick charge time,
a lengthy recharge time is required. If she turns invisible to everyone and
more than one girl uses this Power and everything. She fades from sight within a
they're within range of each other's turn and remains invisible for as long as
quaking, the range for each Buttquake is she flexes her glutes; she has to make a
increased by one per girl, and anyone Physique roll to keep it going past a
affected suffers a -2 penalty per girl! lengthy duration, but she gains a bonus to
the roll equal to her Legs and Butt.
Buttshock (Legs and Butt): However, this Power doesn't render her
When the thighs (or buttocks) of some immune to other senses; beings with keen
BBWs rub together, they produce a static non-visual senses can roll their Intellect
charge. Users of Buttshock can actually against 5 + the user's Legs and Butt to find
contain an electric charge and therefore her. Chameleon Butt has a lengthy
don’t suffer from the harmful effects of recharge time.
electricity. The user’s thighs have to rub
together as a quick charge time to accrue 1 Clap Cannon (Legs and Butt):
charge of Buttshock. The user can have a Some BBWs that dance end up wrecking
number of charges stored equal to 1 + her the place. Clap Cannon takes only a quick
Legs and Butt. 1 charge can be used to charge, as the user simply bends over
recharge a smartphone or portable radio, 2 slightly. Then, she flexes her glutes to part
charges for a laptop, and 3 charges for a car her buttocks, bringing them back together
battery. Using Buttshock to attack does with enough force to clap. Such an
damage equal to d5 + the user’s Legs and explosive impact sends a shockwave
Butt. The electric shock can reach a ripping through the air, hitting everything
number of range increments equal to the in its path. Clap Cannon can reach a
user's Legs and Butt. Electronic devices distance in range increments equal to the
and beings attacked by Buttshock suffer user’s Legs and Butt, and it strikes every
damage equal to 1 + 2d4 + the user’s Legs friend and foe in its path, doing damage
and Butt, unless they’re insulated against equal to 2 + d4 + the user’s Legs and Butt,
such attacks. Buttshock has a quick forcing them to make a Dexterity roll to
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cycles. However, aiming the Clap Cannon onto the ground. Once the proper amount
is awkward and it can only be used once of time has been spent massaging, the
before having to undergo an average shadows coalesce into a cloud of opaque
recharge time. There’s a strong chance a black, violet and/or dark blue motes
shockwave will shatter glass and other holding her bulk aloft in a quasi-sitting
brittle materials as it passes by and over position. The motes take any form the
them, too! Clap Cannon can only be used creator desires, such as a swarm of pixies, a
underwater as an awkward form of cluster of orreries, flappy-eared elephants,
propulsion — doing so will propel the user whatever. The motes are numerous and
in whatever direction her head is pointed large enough to hold her boobs, belly and
at a Speed equal to her Physique + her buttocks aloft; if she wishes to, she can
Legs and Butt for one cycle. recline backward or forward on the cloud
and still make perfect use of it. Just by
Leeching Thighs (Legs and Butt): flexing her glutes or waddling, the user
Beautiful legs can easily become the can propel herself atop the Umbral Cloud;
mightiest tool in a vamp's arsenal. Why it holds her aloft and maintains flawless
expend the effort to waddle, when you can traction, no matter how slippery or
have someone else do it for you? By uneven the surface she’s on. Umbral
waddling as a quick charge time, the user Cloud lets its user move at a maximum
of Leeching Thighs can target one non- Speed equal to her Legs and Butt increased
vehicular enemy within a number of range tenfold, though going downhill can easily
increments equal to 1 + her Legs and Butt, increase that further! If the user is moving
effectively stealing their mobility for a as fast as she can, she can weaponize her
brief time, legs pulsating all the while. momentum, dealing damage equal to d5 +
The target has their Speed reduced by an her Legs and Butt, with a resounding
amount equal to 1 + the user's Legs and success flooring the target. Umbral Cloud
Butt, to a minimum of 0; this reduction in also lets the user carry a number of
Speed results in the user's Speed increasing additional objects equal to her Legs and
by an equal amount. This lasts a number Butt. Dispersing the cloud takes an
of cycles equal to quadruple the user's Legs average duration, and Umbral Cloud has a
and Butt. Leeching Thighs has an average lengthy recharge cycle.
recharge time.
Umbral Ensemble (Legs and Butt):
Umbral Cloud (Legs and Butt): To use Umbral Ensemble, the user has to
To use Umbral Cloud, the user has to massage between her swollen thighs for an
massage between her swollen thighs for an average charge time. As she does this,
average charge cycle. As she does this, she'll have to endure a light orgasm, the
she'll have to endure a light orgasm, the shadows between those thighs pouring out
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creator’s body. The user of Umbral whatever shape the user decides upon
Ensemble can produce a maximum when she gains Umbral Nest, but each
number of items of clothing equal to 1 + sprout is never larger than her arm.
her Legs and Butt — a pair of socks counts They’re immobile, possess a number of HP
as one item, as does a pair of mittens or equal to twice their creator’s Legs and
anything similar. Resembling silk with Butt, and possess a Dexterity equal to 6 +
any patterns imaginable to the creator, the their creator’s Legs and Butt. They roll
clothes only come in hues of cyan, blue, their Dexterity to make a projectile attack,
violet, black, silver and gold. They confer lobbing a glob of prickly, bitey darkness a
a bonus to any Physique rolls the wearer number of range increments equal to their
makes to resist temperature extremes and creator’s Legs and Butt once a cycle. Each
harsh weather, equal to the user’s Legs and glob does damage equal to the user’s Legs
Butt. Body armor cannot be created using and Butt and stuns on a resounding success
Umbral Ensemble — only clothing! The for 1 + d5 cycles. Each sprout lobs a glob,
creator decides what the ensemble she which means they can all attack a single
produces will look like as she massages, so target with a volley or divide their attacks
she’s only limited by her imagination. The between multiple targets — their creator
shadow-clothes last a number of hours has to declare their primary choice as she
equal to 5 + the user’s Legs and Butt. creates the Umbral Nest. Any hostiles that
Umbral Ensemble has an average recharge try to pass through the sprout-patch has to
time. make a Dexterity roll to avoid being
attacked by the sprouts bludgeoning them;
Umbral Nest (Legs and Butt): the bludgeoning attacks deal as much
To use Umbral Nest, the user has to damage as the glob-projectile. The sprouts
massage between her swollen thighs for an last a number of hours equal to 3 + the
average charge time. As she does this, creator’s Legs and Butt; only one patch can
she'll have to endure a light orgasm, the be made, and once the sprouts are gone
shadows between those thighs pouring the user has to wait out an average
into her hand. The shadowstuff collected recharge time before she can make
forms into a fist-sized egg of darkness and another patch. She can dismiss a patch she
can be thrown a number of range made with just a thought over the course
increments equal to 1 + the user's Legs and of a full cycle.
Butt. When planted on a surface, the egg
bursts silently, launching a number of The bigger the PCs get the longer it takes
chunks that stick to whatever solid to rev some Powers up. As such, gaining
surfaces are within Close range of the weight becomes an even bigger double-
initial impact site. The number of chunks edged sword, as foes can interrupt the
that are released is equal to the user’s Legs process of initiating Powers. The Bloat
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they’re able, if they want to avoid having time in order for it to take hold, with them
enemies get the jump on them at the worst leaving the location removing the aura.
possible time!
Maybe BBW Powers are just another fact
How BBW Powers are seen by NPCs is up of life, alongside kite-eating trees, stranded
to the GM. They could be a dread secret, aliens, femboys with chair-sized testicles
kept away from investigators and and communist spy-bears. Life is weird a
meatheads. Such supernatural abilities lot of the time, but once you see
could be used to wage a hidden war. If the something enough times it stops being
meatheads have their own brawn-fueled weird. No doubt there would be naysayers
Powers, there could be a variety of twists, bitching about “supernatural fat privilege”
such as dangerous flaws in the other or some other nonsense, with gym rats
Power classes. Superscience employed by spearheading the complaints. Mobility-
corporations and governments is another enhancing Powers could produce
source of rival Powers, most likely taking interesting athletic events, with BBWs
the PCs by surprise — with great funding engaging in races or peculiar mixed
comes great power, and with great power martial arts. Professors using Body Blimp
comes a great need for obfuscation. to get to their lectures, businesswomen
Perhaps Powers fall into a rock-paper- relying upon Umbral Cloud to rush around
scissors dynamic, with BBW Powers the city, politicians using Ghostly Gut to
forming one corner of the dynamic as a avoid unwanted attention, such events
counterbalance to the others. would be the norm in such a setting.

If BBW Powers are known by the public, Warfare could take a rather peculiar turn,
it might be for any reason. Perhaps BBWs with a unique “amazon” warrior caste.
with Powers are seen as sacrosanct, Ritual warfare focused around BBW
priestesses or living shrines, with the PCs Powers could be the norm, with lots of
acting as bulwarks of faith against the posturing and flowery poems preceding
darkness, real or otherwise. Perhaps there the battle. Shoves, takedowns, Powers all
are rival religions, such as emaciated devil over the place, slaps and backhands, that
worshippers, breatharians and the like, all kind of thing. No casualties, just a bunch
seeing BBWs as gross, indolent slobs that of bruised egos, scraped knees and empty
don’t deserve their Powers. In a post- bellies. Raids would be an obvious modus
apocalyptic setting, maybe BBWs all have operandi, in all the obvious places. If the
an intrinsic aura that repels the monsters PCs are amazons, this could lead to a
besieging humanity’s final strongholds. rather humorous military campaign!
That aura might require the BBWs to
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Now, onto…
The Bestiary! Att totals for entities and predators can
vary wildly. Intellect can really vary
Well, where is it? It really begins on the wildly, as a dimwitted human has an
next page, but some explanations are Intellect of 6, but that doesn’t mean a
required beforehand. There are two types nonhuman is going to be dimwitted; it
of “beast”: predators and entities. could simply be that the creature has a
highly-specialized mindset. The lowest
Predators are the result of the GM Att total for a detailed creature is eight and
succeeding on a Predation Factor roll. is normally possessed by creatures such as
They go about their daily business in the freakishly large cockroaches and other
untamed parts of the world, until they pests. The largest Att total possible is up
notice any BBWs. In that case, their to the GM, but such Atts should only be
hunger overrides any sense of decency and found among truly fearsome beings, such
they hunt down said BBWs. Each as dinosaurs, dragons, legendary heroes
predator has its own unique way of and the best super soldiers in the world.
hunting and may even be intelligent
enough to be reasoned with. However, While the Bloat may be able to fend off a
their hunger comes first; some just want to swarm of giant bra-eating cockroaches,
eat a BBW, while others want something they'll have major trouble with a titan that
from them. PCs that can satiate a has an Att total of thirty-six. The titan
predator's hunger through clever means could easily succeed at any task in
should be rewarded! comparison to the Bloat! If the GM
decides to create a new predator or entity,
Entities are everything else, beings that are it would be best to remember that a PC
not a part of the Predation Factor. has an Att total of thirty-two. Looking
Whether they be everyday people or over the special rules supplied for some of
talking animals or something stranger, the entries here would also be a good idea,
they're not trying to eat the Bloat or any as they could be quickly modified for new
other BBWs, which means they fall creatures.
outside of the Predation Factor. In that
case, they're much more common. One thing that will stand out is how some
Entities are the ones the PCs are going to of the entries have Speed numbers that
be interacting with on a daily basis, don't follow the rules set out for PC
whether it be for storyline purposes or just creation. The reasoning for this is that
role-playing daily routines or whatever. nonhumans have differing biomechanics,
This doesn't mean that they can't be habits, so on and so forth. A gigantic slug
dangerous ― if anything, an entity's might be a lot stronger and meaner than a
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mere human, but that doesn’t mean it’ll be assumed or reckoned. Being mobbed
as fast! never ends well for whoever or whatever
the mob is going after, unless the mob is
Sometimes the GM wants the Bloat or a being led into a trap or a space that turns
specific NPC to appear certifiably badass. their numbers into a disadvantage.
In the movies, that usually means the
hard-bitten protagonist or antagonist takes Healing is something people take for
on a horde of enemies, flooring them granted. Robots have to be repaired, so
effortlessly and shocking the opposition when they lose HP, they either have to fix
with their overwhelming force. It’s okay themselves (which may be impossible) or
to make it so an enemy only has 1 HP, 0 they have to find a roboticist or another
Dexterity and 1 Physique for theatrical robot to do the repairs for them. Oozes
purposes! Simply busting out Dexterity, are usually able to heal just by feeding, and
Physique, HP and Speed numbers is okay skeletons may just roll around in a pile of
if you want a basic “mook” meant to be calcium supplements or milk to heal their
defeated with ease. injuries. Common sense is the rule for
recovering HP here. A robot reduced to 0
Groups of creatures can also be easily HP might be rendered immobile and shut
statted out. A torch-wielding mob, a down, or it might just fall to pieces.
horde of robots, a tottering pillar of rats, a
gang of brats on a motorized tricycle, it’s Then there’s a creature’s diet, which for
all possible. Just assume that the mob is a predators might not be as obvious as one
single creature, with a number of would expect. Discovering a creature’s
individuals leaving combat for every blow preferences might allow someone to
the group suffers. It should be assumed develop a bait that’s guaranteed to work —
that the group isn’t exactly organized or or even meaner, destroy that food source,
disciplined, with the individuals capable of thus starving the creature out of a specific
surrounding a target but not being to area. Supposing the PCs study a creature
attack more than three times on its turn. for long enough, they might be able to
In fact, if a group actually fails a roll to puzzle these things out.
attack, it might actually hurt itself! A
group’s Dexterity can vary wildly, Morale is a bigger factor than most people
depending upon what it is precisely, realize. Fending off a predator might be
though dodging attacks is obviously quite easy, while a raging frat boy might
difficult for a group — unless it’s fight until he’s knocked unconscious. The
composed of truly nimble individuals, GM should feel free to make a creature roll
such as dragonflies or sparrow or its Intellect to see whether or not it stays
something. Physique numbers will most in the fight for whatever reason.
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Cynnamolgus (Predator) the torso, safe from the beaks of other
Dexterity 5 (Clamber, Nimble Beaks (T)) cynnamolgi. While each head contains a
Empathy 3 (Bloodthirsty (T)) ganglion for input and output and basic
Intellect 4 (Escape Artist, Scrounge (T)) operations, it’s the torso-brain that
Physique 7 (Bulky, Iron Guts, True coordinates and controls. The torso itself
Omnivore (S)) is a bulky, bloated thing the size of a
HP 8 domestic turkey, laden with marbled
Speed 3 (15/turn) muscle. Two stout legs and featherless
Tools: Claws, 2 + d5 Omnivorous Beaks wings support the beast’s body, with either
wing ending with a stout claw — perfect
Multiple simultaneous crows and chuckles. for climbing fences and holding down
prey. Cynnamolgus tail feathers are short
Created by a rogue gene-designer, the but brightly colored, not unlike the
genome for a new kind of poultry was display feathers of a peacock; they’re used
released to the public without warning for visual communication between
and was swiftly made manifest by various cynnamolgi, which doesn’t really go much
agricultural corporations. Fifteen years further than reproduction or fighting.
after its release and the avian abomination
known as the cynnamolgus has nearly A cynnamolgus takes twenty-four weeks
overtaken the domestic chicken for global to reach sexual maturity, and after that
consumption. Most people were shocked they can easily lay two hundred eggs a
by the zebra-striped bird’s appearance but year. With a maximum lifespan of ten
swiftly became apathetic. After all, most years, cynnamolgi can easily reach eighty
food comes from sources they really don’t pounds in weight much earlier than that.
want to know about to begin with, so one A properly prepared cynnamolgus carcass
more ugly thing doesn’t matter — once on provides 4 Size Points of edible bits. Every
the plate, food is food and that’s it. part of the horror-bird can be used, with a
few surprises inside the body that the
The typical cynnamolgus is definitely public wasn’t ready for.
avian in origin, but there are several other
“features” that clearly mark it as a For one, every cynnamolgus is a
manmade horror. A cynnamolgus has 2 + hermaphrodite. Sexual competition
d5 heads on an equal number of necks between two birds sees the winner
resembling two-foot-long snakes; its beaks ejaculating and the loser producing
aren’t too much different from a crow’s, fertilized eggs. Particularly violent birds
letting them consume nearly any kind of will be isolated and slaughtered for the
organic matter. Large red eyes gleam with market, but those that have been laying
suspicion behind those beaks, but not one eggs for at least a year are also slaughtered.
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Their bones make nutritious broth and hunters, scrounging up rodents, songbirds
they naturally accrue fat on their livers, and other assorted critters in their
resulting in a steady supply of foie gras. rampages. Cynnamolgi see all other
The meat is rich; cuts taken from the neck animals as food and are witty enough to
taste like shrimp, while other cuts are only attack when they’re certain
much like chicken, with other parts retaliation isn’t coming. Farm workers
tasting like turkey. But it’s the massive that deal with cynnamolgi daily are jittery
layer of cinnamon that gives the paranoiacs as a result, since having three
cynnamolgus genome its name. Named or seven beaks trying to rip them apart
for the medieval legend of a “cinnamon takes its toll.
bird”, every cynnamolgus has a braincase
encased in a thick layer of fibers identical A cynnamolgus farm is much like a prison:
to true cinnamon. How the unknown tough to enter, impossible to escape. Any
gene-designer managed to incorporate activist that successfully sneaks in to
genes from Cinnamomum verum into an “liberate” the cynnamolgi will end up
animal genome without biological being ripped apart by the birds, as they
consequences is a mystery that not even recognize no master, let alone friend.
the mightiest of corporations and Each beak a cynnamolgus possesses does 3
governments have been able to solve. A damage and the bird can attack multiple
cynnamolgus braincase is encased in 5d20 targets simultaneously by thrashing its
uses of cinnamon. heads about. It can peck one target for
each beak it possesses, though each target
Cynnamolgus guano is also very useful, as can only be pecked once. When it lashes
it makes one of the best fertilizers on the out like that, however, the cynnamolgus
market. It’s also a potent possibility for forgoes the ability to dodge or block.
gunpowder production, possessing just the Alternately, it can attack a single target
right mix of elements needed. A with all of its beaks, dealing 3 + d5
cynnamolgus carcass normally doesn’t damage. All of its attacks daze on a
contain guano — it makes its nest from the resounding success for a number of cycles
stuff, instead, a bowl of compact guano on equal to the HP lost by the target. If
the ground that it defends readily from all reduced to 3 or less HP, a cynnamolgus
comers. will retreat and hide, waiting for a chance
to get revenge when its attacker isn’t
Every cynnamolgus is an omnivore, looking. Outside of fighting, the birds are
capable of tearing apart a corpse with its always eager to test their enclosures,
multiple beaks and digesting nearly clambering up fences and pushing objects
anything with its huge, powerful gizzard. around to create an escape route. While
None have escaped into the wild, which is they can’t figure out keys, they have a firm
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Dog (Predator) such dogs. A “settlement” of talking dogs
Dexterity 6 (Leap (T), Scamper Away) usually consists of something they can all
Empathy 7 (Pack (T), Loud Bark) sleep under, away from both the elements
Intellect 3 (Odors (S), Scavenging (T)) and the prying eyes of civilization. Such a
Physique 6 (Run, Smelly) place is governed by the canine equivalent
HP 7 of a pecking order reinforced by odd
Speed 8 (40/turn) “debates”. Clever talking dogs will figure
Tools: Mouth, Teamwork out that people value specific things,
leading a dog settlement to hoard such
A loud bark. And maybe a woof. things in a secret pile somewhere, possibly
buried, but always well-guarded.
What’s there to say? Some people don’t
look after the family dog. Sometimes the Meat dogs are a dog type bred for their
dogs are ferals. Dog packs number 3 + d4 meat. While some cultures despise such a
dogs at most. The alpha of every pack is thing, others consider dog meat to be a
the biggest and meanest dog and it shows delicacy. The breed known as the
in his Physique of 7. A dog's bite does 1 + “chienpain” is surprisingly widespread,
d4 damage, though this can vary with the named by French explorers for its rather
breed. A tiny toy poodle does 1 damage at distinct appearance. A true chienpain is a
most, while a breed such as a Staffordshire pariah dog that’s short of leg and pot-
pit bull does 2 + d4 damage. Most feral bellied, with a sparse layer of fur that’s
dogs simply run away from strangers, but gold in color. A chienpain almost always
regardless of circumstances, the majority ends up shaped like a loaf of bread, as the
of dogs have an average running Speed of breed gets fat quite easily. Adults can
24, giving themselves away by panting grow quite large — up to one hundred and
loudly. On the upside for those being fifty pounds! Replace Run with Omnivore
chased, dogs tend to overheat and pass out (T), Leap (T) with Roly-poly, and Pack (T)
when they run in warm weather, such as with Beg (T). Their Speed is reduced to 4
the summer or in the tropics. and they cannot run. Their uniquely
sharp, staccato bark is reserved for
Some animals are smart enough to speak strangers, making them an effective alarm
and dogs are no exception. While they system. About two-thirds of the weight of
may lack hands, dogs get by fine enough any kind of meat dog can be processed for
with tooth and paw. However, talking food by an amateur butcher, with an
dogs tend to avoid non-dog settlements, as experienced dog butcher able to utilize
their minds are decidedly alien, given over nearly the entire dog. The chienpain is
to base impulses and desires that the prized by every culture that partakes of
average human would find strange. dog meat, citing its value as both a garbage
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adult chienpain that’s been properly country began efforts at weaponizing their
fattened grants 8 or 9 Size Points, native dog breeds. They mixed their best
depending upon the skill of the butcher. sighthounds with their best fighting dogs
to produce precisely what their generals
For primitive societies, it's common to demanded. From there, the resulting
attach a travois to a dog for transporting “military breed” was modified with digital
things. A travois consists of two notched implants, turning the dogs into living
poles tied together close to one end to drones. Called the “quarreler”, the breed
form an isosceles triangle. The narrow usually serves as a scout, but if need be can
end goes over the dog's rump and the wide be modified into a guard, a rescue device, a
end is commonly bridged by a third pole. delivery system, and even a four-legged
The space between the lengths can be explosive weapon.
covered by a flexible platform or cross-
pieces, either of which can bear loads. The two things that makes a quarreler
The traditional travois is dragged behind stand out are its blue eyes — they’re huge,
the dog and can hold between fifty to sixty protruding and creepy to look at. A
pounds of stuff. Sturdier ones made from quarreler’s body hits a sweet spot between
the latest materials can hold considerably muscular and whiplike, a serpentine
more. bundle of energy always on the verge of
breaking into a mad sprint, its squared ears
Dog-pulled carts (hereupon referred to as held high on the alert above a blocky,
dogcarts) have become a rather popular downturned muzzle. From cranium to
form of exercise for dogs, with rump, a quarreler’s spine is coated with
competitions all over the place. Various “dopamine leash” cybernetic implants,
warlords use rickety chariots pulled by both digital and analog. Quilted body
war dogs against each other when they armor with ceramic inserts can be
can’t afford pickup trucks. As a rule of attached to the implants to reduce all
thumb, a dog can pull three times its body damage aimed at the dog’s torso by 2. A
weight, which goes for both a travois and a quarreler has a Speed of 20, its bite does 2
cart. There are exceptions for dogs, just as + d4 damage, and it has 12 HP dues to its
there are exceptions for human athletes, so internal modifications. Replace Pack with
the GM should feel free to have a “super- Remote-Controlled, Scavenging with
dog” or a whole breed of them! Enhanced Vision, and Smelly with
Cybernetic Reinforcement.
A lot of countries lack the military funding
of the world’s great powers. To Quarrelers have spread to other countries
compensate, they focus upon what they do under strict licensing agreements. The
have and do their damndest to improve fact that they’re remote-controlled as
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option to turn each dog into a living total pack size of 3 + 2d4 wolves. Most of
warhead even moreso. Completely the pack consists of the dominant pair’s
unavailable to civilian markets, quarrelers pups, though sometimes the “aunts” and
are so far an obscure military asset that has “uncles” of the pups stick around. Rarely,
yet to see a serious conflict. If the breed up to three such families might form a
does see a war, it would most likely result single huge pack. Their prey normally
in other species of animal being consists of beasts that weigh as much as
“converted” for military use, with dire the entire pack combined; a pack normally
implications for all involved. stalks up close to its prey and then try to
goad it into running. If successful to that
Turnspit dogs are technically extinct, but point, the pack will either drag it down
they could easily return if civilization mid-chase or tire it out so they can take
collapses and most technology is lost. huge chunks out of it, inducing death by
Long of body and short of leg, a turnspit blood loss. If they can’t find prey, wolves
dog is bred for endurance, as its job is to will happily go after carrion and various
run inside a big wheel to turn a spit with wild fruits. They’ll also go after smaller
cooking meat skewered on it. Replace prey, such as sheep, house pets and the
Leap (T) with Good Grip (T), Loud Bark like — for those, they clamp down on the
with Patient, and Smelly with Endurance. throat and tear. Wolves will kill such prey
Turnspit dogs are hardy and docile, with in large numbers during the winter, as
older individuals eventually becoming they’ll keep the surplus kills under snow
companion dogs. The one thing they’re for natural refrigeration.
known for is their expression — it’s a
forlorn one. Turnspit dogs are usually With a Dexterity of 7 and a Physique of 8,
kept in pairs, trading off on their turnspit wolves are no joke. Replace Scamper
duties. Away with Stalking, Loud Bark with Prey
Reactions, Scavenging (T) with Locate
Wolves are an altogether different Prey (T), and Smelly with Crushing Bite.
creature from the domestic dogs we know Their bite does 3 + d4 damage and dazes
and love. Their size varies considerably, on a resounding success. Dogs do not
with those dwelling in colder climes stand a chance against wolves, unless the
naturally huge compared to the rarer wolf is severely outnumbered. Where
desert varieties. Timber wolves, for dogs will typically aim for their target’s
example, average about two and a half feet face and neck, a wolf will block such
tall at the shoulders, with females attempts with their body and will aim for
weighing ninety-four pounds and males the extremities with utmost savagery. A
one hundred and thirteen. Wolves live in wolf can kill a dog with one bite, as its
family units called packs; they’re always jaws snap shut with lethal force,
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Ettercap (Predator) pronounced brow ridge protects the eyes,
Dexterity 9 (Suspensory Climber (T), which are normally blue or green in color.
Tumble) The ears are roughly six inches long and
Empathy 6 (Patient (S), Skittish) knife-shaped, with the edges lined with
Intellect 4 (Ambush Hunter (T), Traps) thick bristles. In both sexes, red and blue
Physique 6 (Buoyant, Tackle (T)) stripes appear over the buttocks when
HP 7 mating season occurs. With opposable
Speed 4 (20/turn) toes and thumbs, ettercaps move on all
Power: Poison Bite fours plantigrade when on the ground,
Tools: Hands, Mouth, Spinnerets oftentimes sprawling like a spider or lizard
when in a fight or sneaking about.
A whooping hoot. They’re just as comfortable climbing as
they are on the ground, swinging by their
Ettercaps are to spiders what moles are to hands and feet from branch to branch, or
mole crickets — a mammal-to-arthropod window to window, or just from place to
case of convergent evolution. To be more place. They’ll pounce on prey from above,
precise, they’re all that remains of an supposing their prey is no larger than they
ancient lineage of primates, their relations are. They can swagger about upright for
having all died off millions of years ago… brief periods, but they’re not built for it,
or so most primatologists know. Ettercaps reverting back to a quadrupedal stance
are unique in their ecological role and after traveling a dozen or so yards at the
have proven difficult to study in their furthest. Unlike most other primate
native environment. species, ettercaps show no fear of water —
they float readily and sweep their limbs in
If an ettercap stands upright, it reaches a unison to swim either on their backs or on
full height of one yard, with sexual their sides. They don’t willingly enter
dimorphism being negligible. Their limbs water, however, most likely because
are spindly and of equal length, and their drying off makes them feel chilly.
tailless bodies are round, giving them a
spidery appearance. Ettercaps are covered Ettercaps live for about fifty years,
in thick hair; its color varies wildly reaching sexual maturity at eight years.
depending upon the population, with some They form mated pairs and defend their
being zebra-striped while others are territories ferociously, using a
canary, for example. An ettercap’s head is combinations of drumming on woody
round and possesses a flattened nose, with plants and calling out with whooping
males growing a luxurious mustache that hoots. Reproduction results in a pair of
droops well past the jaw. The jaws possess infants after six months of gestation. A
large, grooved canines, with the other mated pair lasts for d4 years, with the male
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with. The mating process is rather floored. An ettercap has to succeed at a
straightforward, with a bachelor male grapple before it can deliver a bite.
hunting down a gift in the form of a prey
animal to present to a female. To guarantee success, every ettercap
possesses the same Power. Poison Bite
Ettercaps are dedicated ambush hunters, relies upon a pair of specialized sweat
falling back on fruit, tubers and flowers glands hidden within an ettercap’s
only when there’s no prey to be had. Over armpits. Those glands exude a protein that
half of the average ettercap’s diet consists on its own is harmless; the ettercap rubs its
of animal tissues, making them faunivores tongue against the glands and then rubs its
to primatologists. They normally build tongue over its canine teeth, coating all
very simple traps, such as heavy weights four with the protein. The whole wet-
set high to fall over a specific spot, or a and-wipe process takes three cycles and
dead end using branches and rocks. results in the ettercap’s bite becoming
Aiding in such craft are the spinnerets poisonous. The protein is activated by
ettercaps possess over their navel. Derived saliva; while ettercaps are immune to it,
from hair roots, the spinnerets produce a the vast majority of mammals, birds and
few varieties of silk for an ettercap to reptiles are not. The very smell of the
make use of, which they use to create their activated protein scares off most predators,
hammock-nests and traps. An ettercap has in fact. An ettercap’s canines remain
enough silk each day to craft (or repair) its poisonous for 2 bites after the protein was
nest and 1 + d4 traps; any silk that’s been first applied; a target struck by an
previously expended and hasn’t ettercap’s Poison Bite takes an additional 1
deteriorated is usually eaten to recoup the damage and has to make a Physique to not
loss of protein on other traps. be stunned for d4 cycles by the
excruciating pain. Most people struck by
Hunting entails trapping prey first, most of the Poison Bite scream in pain reflexively
the time. Ettercaps prefer to sneak up and and thrash about, which gives away their
spook their prey into a trap, other times location, whereas animals such as alley
they leap out and grab on if possible. An deer and rabbits simply fall over stunned.
ettercap’s bite deals 1 + d4 damage and Once the Poison Bite has been used once,
dazes for an equal number of cycles on a the ettercap has to reapply the protein to
resounding success. If dealing with larger its canines.
foes, ettercaps somersault and tumble to
evade attacks and attack mainly by Some populations of ettercap forgo traps in
tackling their enemy’s knees or shins, favor of “farming” centipedes and
dealing d4 damage and forcing their target millipedes. The two species favored by
to make a Dexterity roll to avoid being such ettercaps are large and edible to
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resembling gold and silver jewelry. Such As soon as an ettercap discovers someone
ettercaps drag long rocks to form a low-set raiding their enclosure, they fly into a
enclosure, within which they’ll relieve screaming rage, gaining a +3 bonus to their
themselves a few times before tossing in next 1 + d4 rolls that require Dexterity
various kinds of plants they uproot from and/or Physique. Those rolls are made to
elsewhere. The plants are usually mosses put the hurt on whoever is rustling their
and ferns, but all of them are readily precious creepy-crawly cattle. Not all is
decaying by the time the ettercap finds lost, supposing the critter rustlers succeed
them. Without fail millipedes find the in completely emptying the enclosure; it
enclosure and enter it to feed. They won’t will refill with millipedes, centipedes and
leave, so long as the ettercap “rancher” worms over the course of 3d10 days.
tosses in a few handfuls of decomposing
plant matter at least once a week. Ettercaps themselves are edible, though
Eventually the much-desired centipedes only the more callous or desperate
arrive to feed upon the millipedes as a societies out there engage in hunting
variety of edible worms join the millipedes them. Truth be told, they’re much better
in their feast. Such an enclosure can keep when tamed, as they can be taught to tend
an ettercap family fed, even during the crops to some extent and will eat any pests
harshest of winters, as the decomposing that the crops may attract. An adult
plantstuff keeps the interior warm enough ettercap is enough to provide 4 Size Points.
to be painful to bare hands.
Diced ettercap lungs and hearts are
Raiding an ettercap enclosure can be frequently stewed with their palms and
rewarding, assuming a BBW is curious soles to make something akin to chicken
enough to eat millipedes, centipedes noodle soup, a steaming cure-all that
and/or worms. All three can be roasted, several cultures swear by. But by
fried and stewed, with dill, basil and rock themselves, an ettercap’s palms and soles
salt greatly enhancing their flavors. An can fetch quite the price, as they’re
enclosure can contain up to 4 Size Points, considered delicacies by a few pastoral
though the GM should feel free to roll a d4 nations. The brain of an ettercap is
to decide the number of Size Points extremely risky to eat, even though its
available. Harvesting an enclosure takes nerves are harmless and can be used as
half an hour per Size Point and will garnish — a variety of hellish prions can
inevitably attract the ettercap’s attention be found in the brain, resulting in a slow
— or rather, the attention of the entire death for whoever eats an ettercap’s brain.
ettercap family. Stealing food right from a The cruelest of leaders (and tourists) will
baby ettercap’s mouth, really! For shame! roast an ettercap upon a bed of its own
enclosure contents, resulting in a depraved
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Giant Skull (Predator) anyone interrupts its forlorn, resentful
Dexterity 5 (Hide In Plain Sight (T), Roll reverie. If particularly riled up, a giant
About) skull will bounce and roll about, hurling
Empathy 8 (Cold-Reader (T), Painful abuse at whoever happened to upset them.
Insults (S))
Intellect 8 (Historical Figures, Local Spots) Giant skulls are masters of cold reading.
Physique 5 (Bite (T), Boneheaded) Falling back on their long existence, a
HP 12 giant skull can tell at lot about an
Speed 3 (15/turn) individual at a glance. They always seem
Tools: Big Mouth to know exactly what kind of insult to
shout to stop a foe dead in their tracks.
“What’re ya lookin’ at, bonehead?!” Typically a litany of such abuse can see
even the hardest motherfucker leave in
Giants lived once, a very long time ago. shock, even crying. A fight against a giant
They ate smaller folks and sometimes each skull will require Empathy rolls! If its
other. Wielding strange Powers and tools, insults don’t work, then the giant skull can
the giants formed a sparsely-populated always rely upon its quasi-fossilized teeth
empire, roaming the hills for tribute and to deliver a ferocious bite — whatever it
erecting spindly, monolithic structures in bites will suffer 1 + d4 HP in damage, and
which to dwell. The empire fell when the on a resounding success the bite also dazes
giants proved too arrogant for their own the target for 2 + d4 cycles.
good, their structures toppled into dust for
all to see. The giants were slain down to a However, if its foes stand their ground
one, their cannibalistic infighting ending against its insults and respond with their
what the slings and spears of Man could own clever comebacks, the giant skull will
not. be impressed. A giant skull knows a lot
about the region, in particular knowing
Egotism is a hell of a thing. A few of those weird secrets about local spots and
giants proved too proud to give up the historical figures it’s happened to witness
ghost, their stubbornness leading them to during its long existence. If the PCs are
continue on as an undead pain in the ass. able to offer a pleasing conversation, the
The giant’s skull remains, a massive, giant skull may offer a unique item hidden
human-like skull with glittering lights in inside its cranial cavity.
its eye sockets and a voice that rumbles
out of it with a snide tone. Measuring Giant skulls and skeletons do not get
roughly one yard across, a giant skull along. It’s partly historical, partly because
usually just sits in an isolated place, skeletons are jokesters and giant skulls are
contemplating its previous life as a giant, miserable boneheads.
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Gull (Predator) Any flock that's more than a single family
Dexterity 6 (Ride the Wind (T)) is going to be dominated by a "Boss Gull".
Empathy 7 (Extortion, Opportunist (T), He's a big one, with a wingspan twice as
Negotiations (S)) large as the next largest flock member.
Intellect 7 (Catch Fish, Scavenger (T)) The others defer to him automatically and
Physique 4 (Beak, Dive) will offer up shiny trinkets they find.
HP 5 Those trinkets he wears on a twine
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Walk), 6 (30/turn)(Fly) necklace, marking his status within the
Tools: Beak, Teamwork flock for all to see. He's got a Physique of
6 to match his size.
“Awah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Dah fuckin’
balls on dis fuckin’ guy!” He'll be the one to lead an attack on the
Bloat, so that makes it easier to stop the
Gulls are a caustic bunch, squabbling attack. If the PCs do their research, they'll
whenever avian negotiations break down. find that offering up a shiny trinket (glass
What makes them a danger is the ability to beads, a gold ring, or something similar)
fly; if they see a BBW lying on the beach, will end the attack immediately as the boss
they’re naturally going to swoop down in looses one hell of a squawk. From there,
hopes of a fat meal that can’t fight back. the flock will hang on the breeze as their
Such mobbing behavior is calculated to leader speaks to the Bloat. He'll offer the
cause the most confusion in their prey to PCs his flock's protection, but continuing
make feeding easier. If possible, a flock that protection involves a steady stream of
will home in on a body part their target offerings of various sorts. One day it
can't reach. might be a box of French fries, another
week it might be a fistful of navel lint. If
A flock of gulls can vary in size, with the he's particularly irascible, the boss gull
smallest "flock" consisting of only a pair of might actually have his flock attack should
gulls raising one to three chicks together. the offerings cease!
The largest flocks can have dozens of
individuals, a sky-darkening army that can Clever PCs could always start trouble
dominate miles of shoreline with their between neighboring flocks this way, as
viciousness. If there's no big girls gulls have seemingly replaced intelligence
wobbling in sight, a flock will go about with egotism. It doesn't help that they're
pecking through bivalves, catching fish, fond of vendettas. Flyby peckings are just
preening, or arguing over something in one way these violent birds wage war!
their peculiar pidgin. Near humans, Regardless of size, all gulls have a beak
they'll try to steal prime bits of human- that does 1 damage per peck.
made food.

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Kronch (Predator) its belly. Its four legs bend in weird ways
Dexterity 4 (Flexible Endoskeleton (T), — dislocation is not possible. Each leg
Slide About) ends with a quintet of suckers arranged in
Empathy 2 (Infuriatingly Stubborn) a ring, letting the kronch climb up steep,
Intellect 3 (Hiding Places, Stalked Eyes slick surfaces with ease. The head bears a
(T), Smell Prey (S)) quartet of openings at its nape; air is
Physique 5 (Eats Whatever (T), Rubbery) sucked through one pair and out the other
HP 10 pair for respiration via a lung-gill
Speed 2 (10/turn)(Walk/Swim), 5 apparatus resembling a set of bellows
(25/turn)(Belly Slide) designed by Cthulhu. External eardrums
Power: Valor Up allow for modest hearing and the two
Tools: Bivalved Shell, Prehensile Radula feathery rhinophores above the mouth let
the kronch smell food at any range. The
A particularly slurpy croak. mouth has scalloped, rubbery lips that let
it grab on with astounding force;
Is it a frog? Is it a snail? No kronch knows underwater, a kronch can suck in
— every kronch is a beast more concerned whatever prey items it finds in Close
with filling its stomach than with range. While not really possessing teeth, a
anything resembling phylogeny. Dwelling kronch bears keratinous grinding plates
in cool, dank places rife with rotting and a radula, a molluscan cross between a
vegetation, kronches are the lords of tongue and a rasp. With that, a kronch
forgotten middens and hollow logs, their can grab an animal’s limb and pull it in to
verminous courts becoming food be clumsily chewed between the
whenever the kronches desire it. aforementioned plates. The eyes are
Gluttonous to a fault, kronches are solitary mounted atop retractable stalks and can
out of necessity, as they’d otherwise strip look in any direction; they’re potent,
an area of edibles in short order. perceiving the world with slightly more
acuity than a human’s. A kronch’s gaze is
A fully grown kronch measures four feet unsettlingly intense, given its irises consist
long, its rear end protected by a pair of of concentric rings of different colors.
valves — two scalloped shells, either one
two feet across, both hinged together and Every kronch has a lair it resides in to
thick enough to ward blows delivered by a escape temperature extremes and other
rock or a stick. No two kronch bear the troubles. Slick with kronch-slime, such a
same patterns on their valves, but all of lair is normally dark and cool, with
them are quite colorful. A kronch is built enough room for a kronch and a potential
like a cross between a frog and a mate for the mating season. Kronches can
hippopotamus, albeit with less emphasis easily dig their own lairs when need be,
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sufficiently dark, wet place. Their most forms of damage for up to one hour.
skeletons are supple and let them squeeze While closed up, a kronch cannot see, hear
through a wide variety of openings, so a or smell anything outside of its valves, nor
kronch lair can be found in a rather can it do anything besides open back up.
unlikely place. Kronches live for up to A kronch that’s activated Valor Up can
forty years, becoming sexually mature at still be damaged by temperature extremes,
five years and laying a single clutch of up electricity and a blow from a sufficient
to a dozen gelatinous eggs each year. weapon, such as a pickaxe or a large power
Parental care is nonexistent; pups have to drill, for example. Once Valor Up ends,
flee the mother’s pool or else be eaten. the kronch has to wait 4 + 2d10 cycles
before it can be used again.
A crushing gullet, powerful gizzard, acidic
stomach and spacious intestine means a Kronches are edible and taste much like
kronch is an opportunistic omnivore, abalone and edible frog. While somewhat
devouring soft plants and any animal they rubbery, the flesh can be smoked, stewed
can stun with their radula. Ambush or poached to soften it up. Kronch flesh
predation is their preferred hunting can also be salted for preservation. The
method, but a kronch underwater will posterior valves are quite valuable, with
make use of suction feeding. Larger prey either one being worth at least 1 gallon of
is typically met with a smack from a breast milk, but typically much more. If
kronch’s radula; the beast can target a not sold, than a kronch valve can be made
single foe in Close range and lash out, into a helmet that grants a +1 bonus on
dazing said target for d4 cycles. If it can’t any roll made to impress someone while
use its radula, a kronch can slam into a reducing any incoming damage aimed at
single target with a wild belly flop, doing 2 the head by 2. The bones make a potent
+ d4 damage and on a resounding success broth; any meal cooked with kronch broth
flooring said target. If they can manage it, heals d4 HP once eaten. A whole kronch
a kronch can bite a target for d4 damage, contains 9 Size Points’ worth of food, as
dazing for an equal number of cycles on a most of it is quite edible.
resounding success. However, a kronch is
vulnerable while chewing on a victim. A kronch’s digestive tract is where the real
treats lie. Kronches tend to swallow all
Valor Up lets a kronch stymie most kinds of things, encasing the objects in a
creatures that would try to prey upon it. It layer of nacre that can be easily broken
takes a full cycle for Valor Up to activate; with a hard smack. A kronch corpse
the kronch retreats into its posterior valves contains a number of items equal to the
and shuts them tight, releasing a wet, number of PCs, sometimes with d4 more
ragged exhalation as it does so. Valor Up for the largest of kronches. The items
effectively makes the kronch immune to might be useful, or they might be junk.

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Ooze (Predator) open flames, strong heat and bright lights.
Dexterity 4 (Bounce (T), Semi-liquid) To compensate, they possess a frightening
Empathy 2 (Creepy, Relentless) knack for climbing up the majority of
Intellect 2 (Mindless (T), Taste (T)) surfaces and slipping through all but the
Physique 4 (Climbing (S), Grappling) narrowest cracks.
HP 5
Speed 1 (5/turn) All but the laziest of BBWs can easily
Tools: Digestive Enzymes escape the generic ooze. Lacking much in
terms of a memory, such a predator will
A squelch. prefer to go after a more immediate source
of nourishment over one that’s harder to
For the convenience of Wobble Girls, this get to or further away. They’re also
entry covers amorphous predators that surprisingly easy to smash and slice apart,
may or may not possess a central nucleus dying instantly when bifurcated or
of some sort. Typically, an ooze is much squished under a suitably large object.
like The Blob — an organism that’s a However, supposing they survive
single large cell, an overgrown amœba or whatever a BBW throws at them and
bacterium that just tries to absorb/digest manages to grab onto her, they begin
matter to fuel itself. trying to digest her, dealing 1 damage per
cycle they remain latched on for.
The stats above are for a “generic ooze”, a
blob of cytoplasm roughly two feet in The wide variety of oozes out there is
diameter that rolls, jiggles and seeps along, rather bewildering, with some not
with multiple nuclei and clumps of seeming to really constitute an ooze.
organelles visibly distributed through its However, they all share the same bare
interior. It can taste chemicals in the air minimum requirement — an amorphous,
that are up to (and including) Short range fluid interior, whether or be a semisolid,
away, though it’ll sooner taste whatever liquid, gas or whatever. They may possess
surface it’s on to follow a trail up to three some level of intelligence, but otherwise
days old. Deaf, mute, and effectively they tend to operate in a purely reactive
blind, most generic oozes can only identify manner to stimuli.
light and dark, feeling vibrations at the
same distance they can taste the air from. A few oozes are legends, with some being
Direct sunlight desiccates them; for every made up by kids and others being legit
hour they spent under the Sun, they take 1 predators living far from civilization. It’s
damage. Being exposed to fire deals d5 impossible to tell which is which, really, as
damage per cycle. If reduced to 0 HP they the former always change with the telling
autolyze within a single cycle into an oily and the latter hardly leave any survivors to
puddle. Naturally, they instinctively avoid verify their existence.

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Bug bags usually take the shape of a bag Cave paintings were set in place by
composed of canvas or cotton or whatever, shamans long ago to guard certain caves
usually the size of a bed pillow. Critters of against interlopers. Taking the form of
various sorts fill a bug bag — spiders, megafauna and horned warriors, cave
centipedes, flies, beetles, a chittering mob paintings are entirely two-dimensional,
that patches the bag up using silk and running, galloping and leaping over rock
leaves when needed. Rumors persist of surfaces to chase down and harry
“bug bags” that are the size of men, filled intruders. They don’t so much grapple as
with rodents, but they have yet to be stick to their target’s soles and palms,
verified. Regardless, the totality of a bug stamping, stabbing and clawing with their
bag’s contents give it an Intellect of 3; it’s a ocherous weaponry. They won’t leave
Hobbesian leviathan, tyrannical, brutish, their cave; their territories are unmarked,
and short-sighted, unafraid of fire and but they’re generally not that large. Cave
constantly seeking sustenance. Replace paintings are silent and uncompromising,
Creepy with Tyrannical, Mindless with acting upon instincts programmed into
All-around Vision, and Grapple with See them by shamanic will and blessed
Prey. Unlike other oozes, bug bags do not pigments. They do not fear light or fire,
take damage from being exposed to direct instead becoming enraged and attacking
sunlight for any duration. immediately if attacked by either.

The typical bug bag has an additional 1 + For a cave painting, replace Bounce with
d5 HP (rolled on an individual basis) and Two-Dimensional, Creepy with
deals 1 damage on each attack it lands. Mesmerizing, Taste with Keen Hearing,
When struck, it spills biting, stinging and Grappling with Ocherous Attack. A
critters into the air; every foe within Close cave painting’s attack does 1 + d4 damage
range suffers 1 damage that cycle and has and dazes on a resounding success for a
to make a Physique roll to avoid being number of cycles equal to the damage
dazed for the rest of that cycle. During a dealt. In the deceptive lighting of a cave,
fight, a bug bag must make an Intellect roll it can be extremely hard for intruders to
every cycle; failure sees its internal defend themselves against such an ooze,
parliament collapse into infighting, leaving especially as it can “run” around
it stunned for the cycle. Success sees it act stalagmites and down stalactites to attack
normally. If struck and harmed, the bug from above! They can drip from the
bag doesn’t have to make the Intellect roll ceiling and reform down below, which
during the following cycle. It’s extremely counts as a full-cycle action. Upon being
difficult, but a BBW can persuade a bug reduced to 0 HP, a cave painting has to
bag without violence. Barring that, a bug make a Physique roll; failure sees it vanish
bag can easily be set on fire, and water also forever, but success sees it reform at its
does a good job of scaring one off. point of origin with full HP d5 days later.

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Hellpits are purportedly from Hell itself, Mulch cubes dwell in forests, where they
but priests can’t agree on how or why they spend most of their time digesting fallen
appeared among mere mortals. The vast leaves, dead animals and the like. They
majority of BBWs don’t care about the usually don’t go after BBWs, but that’s due
reasons — hellpits are a menace for all more to their territorial nature than
misplaced steps. They produce a anything else; they stake out well-defined
noticeable stink of rotten eggs and ozone, paths they follow, smacking other mulch
with the occasional hiss of boiling water cubes away in their constant search for
landing on cold iron. They defy the sustenance. Any tiny animal that gets
concept of spacetime, forming living pits trapped under a mulch cube is readily
that travel along surfaces, neither digested; a mulch cube is (obviously) a
displacing matter nor destroying it. One cube, measuring two feet to a side on
foot wide and up to thrice as deep, the average, though there might be some
average hellpit glows a dull red and has nearly thrice that in size in the most
flagella up to a foot long lining its edge. primordial of forests. They flip over to
Most of the time they sit in one place, only locomote, quivering with every impact.
moving to avoid water and winter’s bite. They’re a dark green in color, though it’s
As oozes go, hellpits are adapted to catch a hard to see through all the detritus they
person’s foot and then devour it. accrue on their exteriors.

Replace Bounce with Out Of Sight and Replace Creepy with Intimidating,
Climbing with Quiet Slither. BBWs (and Climbing with Flip Over and Grappling
every other thing with feet besides) have with Sticky. They have a Physique of 6
to make a Dexterity roll to avoid stepping and an additional 2 + d4 HP, not 2 as the
into a hellpit. Should they fail, their foot Att increase would otherwise suggest.
zooms in and the hellpit tries its damndest Having cellulose forming a quasi-flexible
to close shut, effectively grappling the cell wall means mulch cubes retain their
intrusive appendage. A hellpit does 1 shape under most circumstances, and
damage per cycle to whatever it’s when they smack into a BBW, the BBW
engulfed. Freeing oneself from the will feel it readily; mulch cubes do 1 + d4
hellpit’s grip can be as easy as yanking on damage per impact. Water heals them; for
its flagella really hard, which will cause it every hour they spend in standing water
to spasm and burp out its morsel. Pouring or in the rain, mulch cubes heal 1 HP.
at least one gallon of water on a hellpit Given their floral nature, they’re weak to
reduces it to 0 HP, sending it slithering far, fire, suffering 2 + d4 HP of damage for
far away; fire and bright lights do nothing every cycle they spend in direct contact
to a hellpit. Submersion in water deals 1 with flames or intense heat. It makes
HP of damage to a hellpit per cycle, sense, therefore, that they stay in the
eventually destroying it entirely. dank, wet gloom of the forests.

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Spumelings. Devourers of gulls. Harassers One legendary ooze is rumored to exist
of plovers. Lords of stink and despair. deep in a massive necropolis. Known only
Sometimes they’re called globsters, other as Magenta Icosa — or M.I. — it’s
times they’re called star jellies. They ride purportedly as its name suggests, a
the waves, somehow surviving the magenta-colored glob with twenty
crashing of seawater against the sand, a triangular sides, a quivering mass of
mass of ivory-yellow foam and cytoplasm cytoplasm, organelles and polymer struts.
averaging two feet in diameter. Some rare The stories regarding its size varies; some
spumelings reach a diameter of eight feet, claim it’s only three or four feet across,
but those typically divide into smaller while others swear M.I.’s nearly fifteen
individuals after a few days. Reeking and feet in breadth. It’s ingested multiple rare
undulatory, spumelings roll and roil over objects; unable to digest them, M.I.
wet sand, engulfing any creature they can appears to use them without rhyme or
— which includes sunbathing BBWs. But reason, according to the few that claim to
their stench can be detected from quite a have encountered it. Where the
ways off, so avoiding them isn’t too necropolis looms is a mystery, with those
difficult. Unless you’re a BBW laying claiming to know refusing to tell for
down, in which case standing back up myriad reasons.
again to escape is difficult.
There are strange rumors of BBWs who
Replace Bounce with Swim, Creepy with have found ways of eating oozes, with
Horrible Stench, and Climbing with wild speculation that they either keep
Slither. Spumelings can launch a strand of oozes in their bloated, swaying guts as
their mass at a single target at Short range, secret weapons — or that the oozes are
which lets them engage in a grapple with parasites that have turned their hostesses
their target. If the target is smaller than into unwilling eating machines. Urban
the spumeling, the ooze can pull the target legends about aspiring beauty pageant
to them; if they grab onto something winners and desperate soldiers still make
larger — say, a BBW — the spumeling can the rounds even as the most ardent
drag itself over. Sunlight isn’t research turns up nothing. The majority
immediately hazardous to a spumeling, so of oozes are simply inedible, falling apart
long as the ooze stays moist. More than before they can be prepared for a dish.
one hour outside of seawater or off wet Only mulch cubes seems to hold up —
sand is when it starts taking damage. they’re a lot like red seaweed in terms of
Spumelings are never found together, as nutrition, lumbering blocks of iodine and
they’re voracious and would sooner tyrosine. A regular-sized mulch cube,
destroy each other than share a meal. when properly fried or roasted, offers 4
They are natural enemies of gulls and Size Points in all.
namazu, of course.

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Skeleton (Predator) with cow skulls for hands could bang them
Dexterity 10 (Flexible, Hiding (T), Latest together to add +3 to Empathy rolls meant
Dances (T)) to distract or scare!
Empathy 8 (Comedy, Pranks (S))
Intellect 8 (Local Area, Stalking (T)) Contrast skeletons with their dour cousins,
Physique 6 (Deflective Bones) the draugrs. Draugrs dwell in ancient
HP 7 barrows, mausoleums and the like; the
Speed 6 (30/turn) only two things draugrs share in common
Tools: Hands, Mouth is a torc of electrum and a quartet of
ossicones jutting from the cranium. They
The clattering of bones mixed with a guard their chosen territory with a stoic
multi-octave giggle. air, the only sounds ever produced being a
battle-roar and a warning rumble. Their
No one knows where skeletons came from. Dexterity is reduced to 8 and their
At least, not the kind that walk around the Physique is increased to 8 to reflect how
woods under a new moon. They always sturdy their bones are. Their Speed still
have two legs and two arms, though the remains 6. Replace Latest Dances with
bones that make up their bodies can vary Silent Steps, Comedy with Disciplined (T),
wildly. One might have a deer's skull for a and Pranks (S) with Scary Roar. Remove
head while another might have a turtle's Flexible and add Hard Skull (S) to
shell, but they all have a pair of pinprick Physique. Draugrs are never found
lights for eyes. The only sound they make together — each prefers to guard a single
besides the clattering of their bones is a specific site and has their own reasons for
multi-octave giggle meant to irritate the doing so. Regardless of their origins, all
victims of their manifold pranks. draugrs seek to keep strangers away from
their turf. To aid them, every draugr has
During the day they hide in darkness, the Skull Toss Power. With a range of
because sunlight scares them to the point Medium, it lets the draugr launch their
of being perpetually dazed. They're not entire head at a single foe, doing 2 + d4
monstrous fiends ― the typical skeleton damage and dazing the target on a
simply finds people with girth to be funny resounding success for an equal number of
and does its best to ramp up the inherent cycles. The skull teleports back to its
humor by setting up elaborate pranks. proper spot within the turn, regardless of
They might work together, but then again, whether or not it struck home. Skull Toss
pranksters are also competitive by nature. can be used once a number of cycles equal
Due to their unique traits, each skeleton to the draugr’s remaining HP, making
has some unique ability to match. A them increasingly dangerous as a fight
skeleton with a turtle's shell for a skull wears on. Besides that, draugrs use palm
could have an additional HP, while one strikes and knifehand strikes to attack.

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Sluagh (Predator) Most of the time sluagh are either
Dexterity 8 (Silent, Slippery (T)) scavenging off dead animals on the ocean
Empathy 2 (Gross As Fuck) floor or resting under a fine layer of muck,
Intellect 2 (360 Vision (T), Detect Flesh waiting for fresh meat to swim or trundle
(S)) over them. They'll ascend to hunt when
Physique 3 (Against The Current (T), they detect viable prey, undulating their
Burrow, Fragile) bodies at a steady rate. Clumsy and nearly
HP 4 mindless, these bivalves depend upon
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Crawl), 2 (10/turn)(Swim) blundering into their victim in order to
Tools: Chemosensors, Slicing Valves succeed, but the shock of being grappled
by such a disgusting creature is usually
A wet slurp. more than enough.

While it resembles an alien worm from They open and close their valves against
hell, the sluagh is actually a mollusk — their target, slicing and cutting in order to
more specifically, a mollusk of the class feed, effectively dealing 1 damage with all
Bivalvia, related to clams, mussels and of their attacks. If the "head" can be
scallops. At four feet long, it's adapted for grabbed (it's the size of a lime in the
swimming, what most people assume is its largest specimens), it's easy enough to
body actually being a muscle-lined sheath break. But sluagh are slippery fuckers and
and an extension of its mantle, protecting the taste of blood in the water tends to
its extensive gills and an expanded attract more and more of them from the
digestive tract. The "head" consists of the depths, which makes shell-crushing a
two valves, the edges scalloped and built rather chaotic and risky gambit.
for slicing. Anywhere from eighteen to
thirty-six blue eyes peer out from under The true danger of sluagh is psychological.
the valves, granting the sluagh all-around Being grabbed by such a gross thing can
vision. They can see motion and blurs of cause a swimmer's mind to reel for too
color, but that's pretty much it. long before they realize that they're about
to be pulled under by even more sluagh.
The sluagh's mouth is much like that of a A sluagh population can easily explode, as
clam's or a scallop's, with the exception they release hundreds of eggs and sperm
that its edge is lined with grinding ridges into the water during the warmer seasons.
and is capable of chewing. It's a tiny Fortunately enough, they can only live in
mouth, but it's enough for feeding. Sluagh saline water, with other salinities killing
can also taste the water for prey using them within an hour. Sluagh can be
chemosensors that cover their bodies. stewed or fried, but they’re considered a
famine food by most cultures. Gulls, on
the other hand, consider them a delicacy.

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Surly Willow (Predator) Medium range. The damage done by the
Dexterity 6 (Whip Branches (T)) detonation is equal to 1 + the surly
Empathy 4 (Cantankerous, Looming) willow's remaining HP.
Intellect 2 (Odors, Territory (S))
Physique 12 (Thick Bark (T), Pushy, A tropical version of the surly willow is
Unstoppable Advance (T)) the sappy palm. It walks upon a ring of
HP 13 stumpy roots, watching the world around
Speed 4 (20/turn) it with special reflective leaves. The leaves
Power: Suicidal Detonation droop close to the ground and are linear in
Tools: Roars, Whip-like Branches shape, shading a trunk covered with
vertical fissures. On average they're about
The creaking of countless branches. eight feet tall, though the rare individuals
can reach twice that. Rather easy-going,
The typical surly willow stands at about sappy palms grow flowers along the edges
ten feet tall and looks like a rather spindly of their leaves that drip sap to entice
willow tree ― only with the addition of pollination ― sap that can be collected
two glaring eyes and a frowning mouth and sealed away to ferment into palm
halfway up its trunk. They normally wine over the course of 24 hours.
remain rooted near a body of water with However, collecting the sap means getting
plenty of sunlight, marking their territory a sappy palm to stay still, and they flee
with small cairns and scratch marks. from nearly everything. Replace
Should anyone enter its territory, a surly Cantankerous with Skittish and Pushy
willow will loose a hollow roar before with Flee. The Suicidal Detonation of a
uprooting itself, stumbling along atop sappy palm only deals 2 damage, but
multiple taproots to punish the trespasser. anyone who doesn’t successfully dodge is
They can whip anyone within Close range immobilized for 1 + d4 cycles by the spray
with their branches to deal 2 + d4 damage! of sap but not floored.

Simply leaving the area calms the surly When lightning strikes a surly willow, the
willow enough that it'll return to its usual results are terrifying. Thunder willows are
resting spot with a harrumph. However, hollow and lose Suicidal Detonation.
standing one's ground will do nothing Instead, they gain the Thunderbolt Power.
more than drive the tree into a fearless Once every d10 cycles ― or whenever
rampage. There's a chance that the surly they take 4 or more damage in one strike
willow will activate its Suicidal ― the thunder willow can launch an arc
Detonation power once every three cycles; of electricity up to Medium range, striking
should it roll a 4 or less, the tree will a single target for 4 + d4 damage. On a
detonate in a shockwave of wood chips, resounding success the target is stunned
hurting and flooring everything up to for an equal number of cycles.

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Vampire Bird (Predator) poor diet, though they also supplement it
Dexterity 6 (Dive Bomb (T)) with the eggs of other bird species,
Empathy 4 (Nocturnal, Scary Buzz (T), whatever ectoparasites they can pry off of
Vicious) the herd animals they pester, and the
Intellect 4 (Heat Sense, Night Vision (S)) earwax and dander to be found on said
Physique 4 (Fluffy, Sharp Beak (T)) herd animals.
HP 5
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Walk), 8 (40/turn)(Fly) Using their beaks to detect the body heat
Tools: Grabby Toes, Heat-sensing Beak of their prey, vampire birds will flit about
overhead to find the best angle to attack
A droning buzz ended by a piercing from. Once ready, they release a piercing
whistle. whistle right before diving down into their
attack. A vampire bird normally seeks to
Vampire birds are a nocturnal menace, stab with its beak, aiming for the biggest
raucous, gregarious and erratic. With expanse of flesh it can see; a peck from a
scarlet plumage and bone gray eyes, these vampire bird does 2 damage and dazes for
avian assaulters can detect heat sources one cycle on a resounding success.
using their sensitive beaks. Temperate
rainforests are their preferred habitat, but Vampire birds tend to socialize when
vampire birds can be found in forests, there’s plenty of food in the area; for every
shrublands and savannas of all kinds, 8 Size Points present at the scene, a
supposing there are large herd animals also vampire bird will appear, to a maximum of
dwelling there. four vampire birds. While not exactly
coordinated in their efforts, vampire birds
They never grow longer than two feet prove remarkably consistent in their
from beak tip to tail tip, but their peculiar ability to distract prey away from the
wings are a dead giveaway to their actions of the other vampire birds present.
identity; they strike a careful balance Naturally, they tend to bicker amongst
between high-energy passerine wings and themselves.
the stealthy swooping of night gliders.
Rotund and swaggering in its own avian While they live for an average of twenty
way, the average vampire bird has a beak years in the wild, captive specimens can
four inches long, yellow at the base but easily live three times that. A female
fading to red at the terminal inch, which vampire bird lays a clutch of three eggs
tapers to a serrated point. once every year, and both males and
females look after the young. The eggs
A vampire bird’s diet is almost entirely hatch after twenty days and the young
blood. Their digestive tracts are fledge after thirty.
thoroughly adapted to such an energy-

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One of the most peculiar aspects of harvesters are injured trying to climb just
vampire birds is their nests. Much like to get to the nests, with their descents
various species of swift, vampire birds being even more risky due to the enraged
build their nests out of their spittle. It can birds attacking them. Other predators in
take weeks to craft a nest, as vampire birds the area tend to pick up on a harvesting
squabble over prime nesting sites more operation rather quickly and will wait in
than they do actually building a nest hiding for the perfect time to strike. And
proper. The saliva forms into threads and that’s not including the conservationists!
is cross-woven with painstaking care, Many people take umbrage with the
becoming a latticework that dries out into harvesting of vampire bird nests, going so
a very hard goblet of sorts, with high walls far as to coordinate “interventions” using
to keep the eggs safe and out of sight. the latest in technology to prohibit the
harvesting in the most rowdy manner
The nest is rich in a variety of nutrients. possible. They’ll do so, even as the
Calcium, carbohydrates, iron, magnesium, vampire birds attack them in turn —
potassium and various proteins, to be humans are humans, regardless of what
precise. A vampire bird nest is a very they’re doing at the time of an attack on a
delicate delicacy; it takes 2d4 such nests to vampire bird’s nest. In some cases
make enough vampire nest soup for one conservationists and harvesters clash far
person, as most ingredients can overtake from vampire bird territories, with
the nest’s distinct taste and aroma quite protests on the streets and in front of busy
easily, necessitating that the soup be made markets.
with nests before all else. A bowl of such
soup can easily cost at least one gallon of Thing is, a few harvesters hail from tribes
breast milk, but many who have had it and clans that have made a subsistence
claimed it’s truly worthy of being living off of harvesting the nests. So far,
considered a delicacy. It does not supply their actions have been sustainable. They
Size Points in any capacity, but several also hunt the vampire birds themselves,
wealthy BBWs crave the stuff regardless. saving local livestock from the avian
predators in the process. A half-dozen
Harvesting vampire bird nests is extremely vampire birds fit for cooking can easily sell
dangerous for several reasons. The birds, for a quart of breast milk. One method of
obviously, have no desire to see their hard cooking vampire birds is to drown them in
work wrenched away. They will wine and then roast them after letting
absolutely never flee a fight that involves them… marinate in the wine. Vampire
defending their nest, as all of the energy birds aren’t exactly fattening; it takes two
spent on creating it is simply too much to dozen of them to equate to 1 Size Point.
throw away. The sheer height at which Their eggs are also considered a delicacy,
the nests are built is another danger; many but are about as fattening as the soup.

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Woodwose (Predator) from random junk, but all woodwose
Dexterity 7 (Facultative Quadruped (T), armor is held together with straps and
Grasping Toes) strings, giving a woodwose an additional
Empathy 6 (War Cry) 2d4 HP. Losing HP results in bits and bobs
Intellect 6 (Fire Worship, Make Do (S)) flying off from damage, and the armor just
Physique 7 (Improvised Weaponry (T), falls apart completely when all of its HP
Long Arms (T), Vigorous Health) are lost. The armor takes damage before
HP 8 the woodwose wearing it would.
Speed 4 (20/turn)(Bipedal), 15
(75/turn)(Quadrupedal) Then there are the rollers. A woodwose
Tools: Body Armor, Pump Drill, Roller roller is much like a rolling pin, scaled up
and redesigned to double as a two-handed
A warbling bellow. bludgeon. Woodwoses like to ram into
prey with their rollers, moving on all fours
Medieval literature and folklore is laden to increase the impact’s force. A roller is a
with stories of shaggy men who live in the two-handed club, but when used to ram a
wilderness, living with stone and wood as target it adds 2 + d4 damage and forces the
legendary knights inevitably draw close to target to make a Dexterity roll to avoid
do battle with them. Some woodwoses are being floored. No two rollers are alike, as
wild men who have learned from the woodwoses craft their rollers by hand and
knights, while others are knights who modify them readily for their immediate
have gone feral for whatever reason. needs.
Where the falling knight meets the rising
ape, the true woodwose takes form. Woodwoses operate in pairs for the most
part, rarely congregating in hordes of
With arms as long as their legs, anywhere from four to two hundred
woodwoses are just as capable running on individuals. The reason for pairing up is
all four as they are ambling about upright. simple: they ride each other into battle.
Leaping off of walls and ceilings with their The rider will joust with crude lance, duel
grasping toes, the woodwoses hunt down with their roller or harry with thrown
prey and trespassers with equal glee, their weapons, the mount doing their damndest
warbling bellows immediately to outmaneuver and eventually ram their
recognizable in the wilderness. quarry. They trade off roles when
Woodwoses have variable appearances, necessary, in order to stay in peak
but they do share certain things in condition for their next big hunt.
common.
Their settlements are minimal, with a
For one, it’s their armor. Helmets, shallow pit for their campfires and obscure
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a hat (or helmet), a woodwose horde can mythical figure in her own right. Halibel
grab their stuff and vanish without Nevrand is a prime example of one such
forgetting a thing. Woodwoses roam BBW. Umbral Cloud and Belly Safe gave
through a vast region, migratory hunters her a definite edge over the hordes that
and gatherers beyond peer. Hordes were plaguing her home city during an
operate with a clear hierarchy, albeit one economic depression. Wearing nothing
that’s a rough remembrance of old feudal more than a white sports bra and black
ties. Their guttural proclamations and dolphin shorts, Halibel terrorized the
elaborate curtsies amongst themselves hordes and set them against each other in
reveal a bit about the hierarchy; one the process, her sepia skin, golden blond
individual stands out as “first among hair and piercing celadon eyes causing the
equals”, the king, his (or her) helmet woodwoses to believe she was some kind
bearing a gleaming, crenellated top, along of alien warrior spirit.
with a bunch of dangling baubles they
claimed from previous victories. Below The Enkidu are one strain of woodwose
them are the “knights”, those woodwoses descended from debauched nobility. Their
with the fanciest rollers and thickest armor takes the form of quilted togas that
armor. After that, it’s all based on close only add 2 + d4 HP but don’t fall
friendships, favors and martial prowess. completely apart. They also don’t use
rollers, instead crafting two-handed
Woodwoses fight similarly, but not “swords” using wooden paddles lined with
identically. Their rollers and fists are both knapped volcanic glass and flint.
swung in wild arcs, aimed at destroying
targets with singular, overwhelming Bugbears are woodwose hordes that excel
strikes. Even without a roller, a at inducing fear. Wearing eerie masks and
woodwose’s fists can hit any target within wielding needle-like throwing knives,
Close range, given how long their arms they stalk their prey in absolute silence
are. Hammer fists, backfists, any kind of until the last moment, their inevitable
punch is possible with a woodwose. assault joined to bone-chilling howls.
Fleeing combat never occurs to a
woodwose — they fight until they’re Middenspawn are an ancient linage,
physically unable to continue the fight. descended from primitives that scavenge
off the middens of more advanced
Woodwoses hordes can vary wildly when societies. Instead of rollers, Middenspawn
it comes to their hunting methods. BBWs attach massive horns and antlers to their
are seriously threatened by woodwoses, helmets, giving them a charging attack
but those big beauties that can that does 2d5 damage and on a resounding
outmaneuver a horde will earn its respect success floors the wearer’s target. If used
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Alley Deer (Entity) hooves of both sexes are also potent when
Dexterity 8 (Evade Grip, Leap Obstacles used for kicking, dealing 3 damage on
(T)) impact. However, alley deer only fight
Empathy 4 (Intentions (T), Skittish) when successfully grappled or cornered,
Intellect 3 (Forage (T), Keen Ears (S)) doing their damndest to escape conflict
Physique 6 (Canal Swimmer, Iron Guts) entirely whenever possible.
HP 7
Speed 6 (30/turn)(Walk), 2 Bucks become quite aggressive during
(10/turn)(Swim) mating season, however, as the does enter
Tools: Antlers (bucks only), Hooves rut in late October. Bucks compete for
mating rights within their territories,
A stare of suspicion. essentially reestablishing who reigns
where. Unlike most deer species, alley
Alley deer are one of the smaller cervid bucks will charge any creature that they so
species on Earth. The largest of them much as suspect of being interested in the
stand two and a half feet tall at the local does. Trying to ward them off isn’t
withers, with their antlers never growing too hard, as all it requires is smacking
more than ten points total. Thoroughly them across the face once or twice. While
adapted to an urban environment, alley normally silent, alley deer communicate
deer nibble on lichens and the foliage of through grunts and yelps during rutting
city parks. Rotund for deer, they handle season, which can last up to four weeks.
winters surprisingly well, supplementing Both sexes become sexually mature at
their diet with rodents and grounded birds eighteen months and can live up to
for vital nutrients, such as calcium. twenty-five years. A doe produces two
fawns per pregnancy, with a pregnancy
Solitary by nature, alley deer only lasting up to seven months.
congregate at night and dawn, when
humans are less likely to be encountered. Butchering an alley deer yields only
They’ve evolved into surprisingly nimble thirty-six pounds of edibles, or 3 Size
creatures, giving goats a run for their Points. During the late spring and most of
money by tottering atop fences, over the summer the meat’s well-marbled, but
dumpsters and the like. They’re also at all other times it’s rather lean. There’s
surprisingly burly for their size, putting up also the risk that ingested metals and
a good fight against hungry bears and toxins can accumulate in the meat, though
hobos when cornered. Bucks can deal 1 + farmed alley deer don’t suffer that risk. In
d5 damage with their antlers on a some cities they’re considered vermin,
successful headbutt; on a resounding while in others they’re protected. More
success, the target is dazed for a number of often than not, though, they’re hunted or
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Businessman (Entity) with other businesses instead of
Dexterity 7 (Careful, Typing (T)) eliminating them for short-term profit.
Empathy 9 (Assertive (T), Cutting A Deal
(S), Charming Smile) BBWs are oddly common in businesses,
Intellect 9 (Business (T), Cost-Benefit given the media portrayal of
Analysis) businesswomen as being athletic go-
Physique 7 (Desk Jockey) getters. The presence of Powers has a
HP 8 hand to play in all of this; a BBW with
Speed 4 (20/turn) something like Blubmiliar and Brain
Tools: Pen, Notebook, Smartphone Bongos can easily outpace some entry level
bitch with nary a step!
“Well, I’m quite certain we can work
something out.” Preferred Regions are all over the place for
business-oriented BBWs; this is actually a
Businessmen make the business world go reflection of habit more than genetics.
round and round and down the Legs and Butt is the Region dominated by
goddamned toilet. Or is that the bank? In women who sit on one place all day and
any case, you can always trust a control their office from afar, with a
businessman to do business. In fact, to say stylish outfit made using Umbral Ensemble
their Intellect Trait is accurate is wrong; making them stand out for all the right
the GM should replace Business with a reasons. Belly and Sides is the one Region
more specific industry or aspect of running most often associated with BBW cubicle
a business, such as Accounting, Financing farms ― nearly immobile workers,
or Marketing. drumming their middles to send
paperwork about. Chest and Arms is the
You need to have a certain degree of Region of more active BBW workers,
assertiveness in business; too little and making sure their orders are followed as
your voice won’t be heard, too much and closely as possible by getting as close as
you’ll be seen as a blowhard. Efficiency is possible, their cleavage becoming a new
key, too. If it’s one thing businesses hate, cubicle for her latest pet worker.
it’s inefficiency, as that makes things more
expensive to run. Profits are everything in The PCs might be office workers
a capitalist system. themselves — opening them to all sorts of
situations involving their much larger
That’s not to say that businessmen aren’t superiors. The setting might be an
human (maybe they’re reptiles), they anarcho-capitalist utopia or a corporate
respect others to a surprising degree. They hellhole the Bloat’s trying to escape.
certainly understand the concept of long- Maybe they’re just trying to escape their
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Crow (Entity) metal wire they bent with their beaks to
Dexterity 6 (Turbulence, Quiet Flight) grab food with!
Empathy 7 (Curious, Intentions (T))
Intellect 7 (Local Secrets (S), Opportunist In the untamed places of Earth, the
(T), Beak Tools) elements rage against each other with
Physique 4 (Beak (T)) beastly force. Molten stone and fertile
HP 5 water crash together as forests with warm-
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Walk), 6 (30/turn)(Fly) glowing flowers grow before whatever
Tools: Beak, Teamwork eyes bear witness to them. The owners of
those eyes end up being infused with the
“Goo' mornin'." very elements that roil all around them.
Downpour crows are one such species of
Crows are moderately large songbirds elemental animal. Shimmering cyan and
notable for their black plumage and all- lava red in the right light, these crows
purpose beaks. They live in groups that tend to drip with flaming sweet water as
can vary in size depending upon local they flutter from tree to tree. Half again
conditions, but all crow populations share larger than most other crow species,
a number of traits. downpour crows are no less gregarious and
build communal nests in areas that see lots
One trait is language. Crows have a of predation. Immune to the nastiest of
complex array of sounds they make to storms and hottest days, downpour crows
communicate concepts to one another, deal 3 damage with each peck of their
with alerts, gossip and warnings being just beak — the scalding water they drip also
three examples. A few of the brighter dazes the target for d5 cycles.
individuals also learn the dominant human
language of the area they live in, to better A legend in some mountainous realms, the
figure out what their landbound neighbors three-headed crow is purported to impart
are up to. wisdom when properly appeased. In self-
defense, it can attack up to three times on
Their ability to fly means they can ― and its turn, dealing 2 damage with each beak,
will ― learn a lot about their range, such or it can divide its attacks between up to
as where the bodies are buried, what three different targets, as its necks are
certain groups are doing to one another, so considerably longer than the average
on and so forth. Crows capable of crow’s. Replace Local Secrets with
speaking human languages will share such Primordial Wisdom. A three-headed crow
secrets if the person inquiring grants them speaks three different languages — all
a tasty treat or a useful tool. Tool use also three are known by each head.
binds crows together, as there's nothing a
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Dairy Bot (Entity) heavy loads and all-terrain travel. The
Dexterity 5 (Evasive Maneuvers, Roll Out) body is more or less a rectangular prism,
Empathy 5 (Customers (T), Intentions) two and a half feet wide, two feet tall and
Intellect 5 (Optimal Paths (T), Sharp five feet long. The front of the bot bears a
Vision) pair of sensor-domes on the top, giving it
Physique 8 (Tireless (S), Tough Hull (T)) all-around vision and the ability to
HP 36 navigate without visible light. There’s also
Speed 15 (75/turn) a small screen that’s normally covered by a
Tools: Arm, Integral Refrigerator, Two- sliding plate — it’s a two-way
way Screen communications screen, with a camera
above it to allow whoever’s in front of the
Electronic tittering. A whoop. bot to chat with whoever has access to the
other end of the communications. Not too
Dairy bots are by no means commonplace, far behind the sensor-domes is a single
but their popularity is steadily rising arm; bearing a total of four joints
amongst dairy girl bloats. A dairy bot (including the wrist and shoulder-
hauls dairy products from customer to analogue), it’s four feet long and has four
customer, or from the production facility digits set radially at the free end, letting it
to the storefront, depending upon how the open doors, press buttons and carry things.
dairy girls operate. They’re clever enough
to figure out alternative routes without Dairy bots are built to endure serious
relying upon satellite connections, simply punishment without compromising their
relying upon observations made with their singular duty of transporting dairy
sensors and conferring with their owners products. Most of the body is empty
regarding future routes and detours. They space, a refrigerator designed with
can defend themselves from predators and movable shelves and walls to keep product
vandals well enough, and they have the separated by various categories. The doors
tools needed to allow customers to into the refrigerator compartment slide
communicate directly with their owners. open; the bot can open and close them
Dairy bots are slowly eliminating the using integrated motors, making it easy to
middle man of delivery trucks and porters keep unwanted hands away from the
— something that’s causing quite a stir in produce. When fully loaded, a dairy bot
the business world. hauls 40 Size Points’ worth of dairy
product, neatly packaged and arranged.
Given how much dairy products can
weigh, most dairy bots use wheels instead Their batteries are advanced enough to
of legs. The typical dairy bot rolls about keep the interior refrigerated and let the
on four wheels, each one thirty inches in bot operate for up to fourteen hours
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half an hour for every hour spent running; being floored and stunned. However, the
the dairy bot simply plugs itself into an dairy bot has to travel a minimum range of
outlet that supplies the electricity needed Medium before it’s capable of really
by way of a hidden plug and cord. They running a target over. At any shorter
can triple their Speed for a number of range, someone thus struck is simply
cycles equal to their remaining HP, after floored and takes d5 damage.
which time they have to wait an equal
number of cycles before attempting If it can’t run, it’ll punch. A dairy bot’s
another “sprint”. They only do so in arm does 2 + d5 damage with a punch and
specific circumstances, as their routes are more often than not will stun whoever (or
more than sufficient to keep them ahead of whatever) it hits. It can also spin its arm
schedule for their deliveries. Some models around in a full circle, smacking every
have an integral pump jet built into their hostile within reach and possibly flooring
rump, which lets them traverse water with them. It usually only takes one punch to
a maximum Speed of 5; such models are send off a troublemaker. Grappling isn’t
only common in areas that see frequent really something a dairy bot is
flooding or consist of islands. programmed for, maybe grabbing someone
with its hand and yanking them out of the
The two-way screen sees a lot of use, as way for an easier escape.
the customers enjoy talking to the dairy
girl in charge of the delivery robot. The A dairy girl bloat might employ their dairy
robot itself is bright enough to bot as impromptu security in case
communicate basic things, such as order predators or criminals attack. Doing so
details, schedules and the like, but more requires installing programming that lets
often than not questions are deferred to its the robot go on the offensive — if that
owner via the screen. programming’s not there, the bot will just
try to flee combat. When used for
Anyone that tries to attack a dairy bot will security, a dairy bot can be fucking
be warned twice to leave it be. The third terrifying; it gains the ability to sound like
time, it’ll whoop-warble and defend itself a raging demonic elephant as it attacks,
by rolling out as fast as it can. A dairy bot which can easily scare criminals away. A
running someone over does 3d5 damage to combat-ready dairy bot will hammer its
the person, stuns them for an equal foes relentlessly, running them over and
number of cycles and floors them, all aiming to cause as much pain as possible.
simultaneously. It doesn’t actively try to However, the programming for combat is
run people over, of course! Anyone in the extensive and takes eight hours to install
way of a fleeing dairy bot has to either completely, during which time the dairy
dodge or make a Physique roll to block; if bot can’t move, let alone work.
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Dairy Girl (Entity) dairy girl’s will always dwarf whatever
Dexterity 7 (Latest Dances) outfit she wears. High-heels are the norm,
Empathy 9 (Negotiate (T), Sales Pitch (T), but rural dairy girls tend to make do with
Sultry) boots or sneakers. Ear piercings are nearly
Intellect 8 (Breast Care, Subsistence universal, with rings that go around the
Farming (T)) nipples definitely the norm, sometimes
Physique 8 (Retain Milk, Rubbery Curves joined by a chain.
(S))
HP 13 Every dairy girl also owns a walking stick,
Speed 3 (15/turn)(Waddle), 15 carved from an exotic hardwood and
(75/turn)(Teat Propellers) polished to a bright sheen. As tall as its
Legs and Butt 1 owner, the walking stick’s top end is
Belly and Sides 0 usually decorated with a few gems and/or
Chest and Arms 3 (36 gallons) carved to resemble an animal’s head, while
Size Total 4 its bottom end is capped with brass to
protect the wood against abrasion. The
Preferred Region: Chest and Arms typical dairy girl will tend to suspend a
Powers: Slam, Teat Propellers, Amniotic hammock for her breasts from the top of
Sea her walking stick when she’s not sitting
Tools: Expensive Walking Stick, High- down or leaning against something. If
Quality Breast Pump, Smartphone need be, she can also use it to defend
herself when cornered by predators and
A giggle. “My boobs are about to burst!” would-be muggers, delivering precise
blows to clear an escape route. In such
Dairy girls are what happens when dairy scenarios, the walking stick can be treated
products can’t be had from other species. as a two-handed club.
Beautiful regardless of their background,
dairy girls have breasts that defy gravity, But dairy girls don’t fight, they lactate.
huge, marbled milk blimps that undulate Some individuals roam on a set route and
with their every move. Bulbous butt sell their breast milk directly to customers,
cheeks atop barrel-shaped thighs while others form bloats of 3 + 2d5 dairy
compliment a dairy girl’s top-heavy build. girls and settle down in one region. A
When a dairy girl waddles, her arms are building owned by a dairy bloat always
kept held back, even as they’re swung for has a shallow pool built into the main
momentum — her boobs simply get in the work area; there, the dairy girls combine
way! their use of Amniotic Sea so they can relax
in their own soothing fluids. Breast
A dairy girl’s outfit is always appealing, if a pumps, cheese presses and other dairy-
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close at hand, as the girls moan with Dairy girls prefer talking things out and
pleasure in between mouthfuls of food. they’re damned good at it. They’re
They’re always eating as they produce civilized, why wouldn’t they be? But if
milk, with one or two of their number faced with unreasoning foes, they dedicate
working on churning butter or pressing themselves to escape, using their walking
cheeses, cheeks bulging with food. stick to clear a path, if need be. Using Teat
Propellers as a weapon can have a major
Most dairy bloats have a garden in which psychological effect on a foe, as two arrays
they grow herbs and fruit in, mainly to of spinning blades will definitely make the
keep themselves healthy — breast milk majority of attackers reconsider their
production can be very taxing! During position. If combined with Slam, Teat
nice weather a dairy bloat will lay out in Propellers becomes a hellish flail
the garden, sometimes underneath a guaranteed to put down even the biggest
carved toguna (also known as a palaver and baddest of thugs.
hut); such a structure is set low to the
ground and for dairy girls doubles as a Dairy bots are becoming commonplace
pergola for vines. It’s too low to the appliances among dairy bloats. They’re
ground to stand under, so the girls lay or becoming remarkably cheaper, with
sit under the shade, their breasts flopped advertising emphasizing the bot’s ability to
to the sides to express milk. In some bloats reinforce direct communication between
the use of a communal pool is preferred; the customer and the owner. Currently,
they’ll all activate Amniotic Sea and fill the average dairy bloat only owns one or
the basin, healing each other as they work. two dairy bots, at the most.

Dairy girls that opt to roam rely upon Teat The world-famous actress Lulu Lockhart
Propellers to get around when moving on manages to land whatever roles she
foot isn’t safe. It’s quite the sight, seeing a desires, even though she’s so fat her pallid
dairy girl huffing along using her lactated bulk fills the majority of any limousine she
devices, off-white propellers spinning rides in. On the red carpet Lulu has her
madly out in front of a proud set of jugs carried by a pair of custom-made
breasts. Teat Propellers lets them avoid dairy bots, which has stirred up a
obstacles and the majority of predators, hurricane of gossip and drama she expertly
and it certainly makes an impression on ignores. Lulu’s a talented actress; she’s
potential customers as the dairy girls played cold villainesses, noble heroes and
waddle up to them. Seeing such huge bumbling sidekicks, but her most famous
breasts bouncing to and fro with a role is that of the scientist-heroine of the
beautiful face smiling above them makes horror series Kludge, where the violent
quite the impact! pumping of her areolæ lets the viewer
know when the monsters are near.

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Fisherman (Entity)
Dexterity 8 (Light-footed) BBWs that fish for a living are so variable
Empathy 7 (Gruff, Stubborn) yet so rare in nature that they've been the
Intellect 7 (Fishing (S), Weaving) source of many cautionary fairy tales and
Physique 10 (Robust, Strong Grip (T), urban legends! If one fisher-BBW uses
Swimming (T)) Slam to smash a halibut out of the water,
HP 11 another might use Body Blimp to navigate
Speed 7 (35/turn) the Bayou in search of frogs and catfish.
Tools: Bucket, Knife, Cast Net Wide-brimmed hats seem to be a constant
among fisher-BBWs, with baseball caps
“Easy does it, can’t catch the whole lot. and hoodies tying for second place.
Need a few to replace their kin.”
Chest and Arms gives a fisher-BBW two
A lot of societies use aquatic animals for huge bludgeons for stunning larger fish,
sustenance. For hundreds of thousands of with a few of the Powers giving them a
years humanity has plied the shorelines of knack for lactation-based fishing. Areolar
Earth, using basket, hook, net and spear to Track gives a Fisher-BBW a speedy ride to
collect the bounty under the water’s the market! Belly and Sides grants a few
surface. In some cultures, fishing Powers that prove particularly effective
specialists have appeared. for fishing. Midsection Mirage can lure
fish to a place and Gut Blast can be forced
Fishermen in certain regions use specific underwater to stun entire schools of fish
tools, while others use whatever works for within moments. Legs and Butt has some
whatever part of the waters they ply. This obvious applications; a fisher-BBW can
example uses a cast net; it’s circular and wade in and Buttshock her soon-to-be-
ringed with weights that close together catch.
when the net is pulled in. The fish are
collected in a bucket and prepared for Supposing the PCs have formed a fishing
eating with a knife. crew, their Powers could prove pivotal in
their success. Body Blimp and Blubmiliar
In swampy areas, a fisherman might not combined could prove vital — the
use a net, but instead a sturdy trident for shadow-pets don’t need to breathe, and
nailing frogs and large snails. Along a bay, the PCs could pull a raft with them for
he might just use his Strong Grip Trait to hauls. Other fishing crews might quarrel
handpick oysters. Cage-like traps can be with them over territory. The
left to gather fish, or a fisherman might government might try to regulate the
train cormorants to do the work for him! Bloat’s actions. Aquatic predators might
Wherever there’s water, there are opt for BBWs instead of fish.
fishermen.

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Ghost (Entity) at which death occurred. Other times
Dexterity 7 (Float (T), Silent (T)) they may manifest at complete random ―
Empathy 8 (Eerie, Straightforward (T)) violent deaths tend to result in this chaotic
Intellect 3 (Dimly Aware, Memories (S)) behavior. A ghost's appearance takes
Physique 2 (Hazy, Phosphorescent) many forms; doors opening and closing
HP 3 forcefully, a cold breeze out of nowhere,
Speed 4 (20/turn) whispering that grows into screaming, that
Powers: Incorporeal sort of thing. A ghost's visual
Tools: Sound Mimicry manifestation is nothing if not chilling, as
it may flicker or twist as it appears, a
A bloodcurdling death-scream. human figure made hazy and exaggerated.

Many people think ghosts are the souls of Given their broken nature, ghosts repeat
people that linger on Earth, unchanged in the last actions they performed in life.
all ways but physical. They think that Their Incorporeal Power makes them
ghosts still retain a capacity for reason. immune to solid obstructions, meaning
Nothing could be further from the truth. they can pass through walls and other
barriers with no issue. However, if struck
Human beings are exceedingly complex as they'll vanish, as acting against them while
far as intelligent organisms go. Death is feeling a strong emotion wreaks havoc on
still an unknowable state for humans and their form. While of limited intelligence,
the transition breaks some. That breaking ghosts may recognize their aberrant nature
point is especially likely if their last and hope that somebody is able to end it
moments were violent and/or untimely. It all. What proves the scariest to witnesses
shatters a person and spills pieces of that is how a ghost stares at them pleadingly,
person's mind where they died, or it even as they reenact their last moments.
launches those pieces to places that person A clue to putting a ghost to rest can
felt strong emotions toward. A ghost may usually be found in its actions.
not manifest until decades after the
original person died, or they may manifest There’s a wide variety of ghosts, all
the next night, depending on how their warped by the specific circumstances that
death occurred. created them. Some ghosts roam the
countryside, driven by blind malice.
Regardless, the pieces lack the coherency Others are created by witches and sealed
of the whole, so the resulting ghost is away, loosed upon the witch’s enemies
mentally the combination of a broken like a cannon or attack dog. The majority
record and a wild animal. They may only of ghosts stay in one place, however, with
manifest at specific times due to their last only a few defying that norm.
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Gingerbread Man (Entity) get soggy very easily and will fall apart
Dexterity 7 (Evasive Sprint (T), Stay Still) when soaked, losing 1 HP per hour spent
Empathy 6 (Fairy Tales, Suspicious (T)) waterlogged. At 0 HP, they dissipate
Intellect 7 (Baking (S), Detect Movement) completely, never to return.
Physique 3 (Crumbly, Smells Delicious
(T)) Their eyes are slightly better than the best
HP 4 human eyes, geared toward detecting the
Speed 3 (15/turn) telltale waddle of BBWs. They have no
Tools: Tube of Royal Icing, Wax Paper Hat sense of smell, but their sense of hearing is
good enough to help them survive. Their
“You can’t catch me, you fat tub a’shit!” sense of touch is quite precise, despite the
materials they’re made of.
Hardly ever taller than nine inches, the
average gingerbread man is just a sugary Most of their number carry a tube of royal
treat that’s eaten during the holidays. icing strapped to their back with twine,
Richly decorated with various confections, applying it to their injuries when they
the gingerbread man has left its mark on can’t get to an oven to bake themselves
many cultures. anew. The tube lets them heal all lost HP,
supposing they stop and do nothing but
How they come to life is a mystery to most apply the icing each cycle. Each cycle
people. Sometimes it’s a mad scientist’s spent applying the icing heals 1 HP, and a
experiment gone awry. Fairy godmothers tube of royal icing contains just enough
that haven’t caught up with the times tend sugary goodness to heal 3d4 HP.
to be responsible. A quirk of reality might
cause gingerbread men from Candyland to Gingerbread men are fucking delicious,
step through a hole between universes. and BBWs in the know always glance
It’s up to the GM. about for signs of their habitation. It’s a
frightening scene, watching a BBW set
Gingerbread men as this entry presents upon a gingerbread town. The poor pastry
them have flute-like voices, lips formed people can be eaten as they are; while they
from brightly-colored icing, fingers and don’t feel pain the same way humans or
toes made from bits of rock candy, and animals do, they do feel something similar,
eyes made from hard candies. Outside of far more emotional than physical. To gain
those shared traits, no two look alike. 1 Size Point, a BBW has to consume two
None are ever taller than one foot. Every dozen gingerbread men.
gingerbread man owns a hat made from
multiple layers of wax paper that forms a Due to their edibility, gingerbread men
cone atop their head, protecting them gather in secluded places that are dry and
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supplies from with relative ease. They’ll a decoy that goes off a safe distance away
construct an oven just the right size for from the town itself. Such an alarm is
themselves; it acts not only to keep loud and distinct enough that the
unwanted moisture away, it also acts as a inhabitants can easily make it out over
hospital where they can slide into in order howling wind and rain, while distracting
to bake their injuries away with the right BBWs away from the gingerbread town.
material soothed into their crumbly They usually have multiple ovens, as well,
bodies. Most are made from stone, though each one dedicated to a specific form of
several have been discovered made from baking.
metal and glazed ceramics. None of the
ovens can be moved, however. They craft crude weapons out of rock
candy, each one a tiny dart launched by a
Gingerbread houses are slow to make by flat strap attached to the butt of the blade.
the gingerbread men, but once constructed Given their scale, a thrown rock candy
they’re meticulously maintained. One dart does 1 damage and has a maximum
such house can contain one dozen range of Short, typically lobbed underhand
gingerbread men, as well as all of their in volleys meant to dissuade or distract
tools and materials. The house itself grants enemies. If the roll made to attack fails,
up to 4 Size Points when eaten, as it’s the dart shatters and is unusable. A
surprisingly large and richly decorated as a gingerbread man going into battle can
labor of love by the gingerbread men. only carry three such darts.

A gingerbread house can take nearly any The little pastry people make more of their
appearance, with some being tall and own kind through unknown means. It’s
spindly and others resembling doughnuts. never been witnessed or recorded — they
A gingerbread town can consist of keep their secrets well, even under the
anywhere from four to thirteen threat of being slowly eaten feet-first. No
gingerbread houses, all set around the one knows how old gingerbread men can
oven. While most of the inhabitants are get; they never seem to get dirty or stale.
out foraging for useful things, there will Many rumors exist, of elephantine
always be at least four of their number individuals baked for warfare, complete
keeping watch over the town. Most such with candy cane fangs and rock candy
towns can’t really be defended, with the claws that blast attackers with molten
guards simply rushing off to warn their molasses. Then there are the rumors of
foraging peers after sealing up the oven to many-legged specimens made to act as a
prohibit its use. ghastly equivalent to a combination of
cattle and organ donors. Such things have
The most advanced gingerbread towns yet to be verified, but gingerbread men are
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Goat (Entity) though they can still knock someone over
Dexterity 8 (Climbing (T), Jumps) with a well-placed headbutt.
Empathy 6 (Wary, Weird Noises (T))
Intellect 3 (Forage (S), Latches) Legends speak of one individual goat and
Physique 7 (High Impact Goat Violence, the ill tidings it brings wherever it goes.
Run (T)) Known only as the Swollen Goat, it has
HP 8 shaggy black hair and two horns that
Speed 5 (25/turn) corkscrew up like two alien missiles. It
Tools: Hooves, Horns, Prehensile Lips and truly is a swollen thing, easily surpassing
Tongue the largest goats on the planet in terms of
weight. Towering a yard tall at the
A bemused bleat. shoulder, it's a rotund brute, eating
whatever plant matter it can get to. With
Goats. I like 'em. You like 'em. Who a Physique of 10, the Swollen Goat has 20
doesn't? HP to reflect its immense girth and overall
stubbornness.
Goats tend to vary in appearance, with
nannies of the smallest breeds averaging The dread Swollen Goat pops up at
fifty pounds and the billies of the largest complete random. One day it was spotted
breeds hitting three hundred at most. Up in Kansas and precisely one week later it
to six goats can be kept on one acre, but was recorded ambling straight through
they’ll strip it of all plant life before long. Kyoto. A capable swimmer as well as a
climber, the Swollen Goat's only goals in
The typical feral goat herd consists of 2 + life seem to be eating and reproducing.
d10 nannies protected by a single billy. Despite being a nanny it's also a fierce
They roam over a particular territory, combatant, with horns that deal 2 + d10
devouring whatever plant life they find damage per strike. A veritable army of
palatable. The billy can be quite bleating offspring follows in the Swollen
aggressive with strangers; it might make a Goat's wake, 4d5 brutes with the same
false charge or two in hopes of scaring off horns as their leader, regardless of their
a potential threat; if the potential threat sex. Immune to all known plant and
proves not to be one, than the billy will go fungal defenses, the mob of goats are all
back to his herd. fearless eating machines, chewing a path
through woodland and farmland alike to
A billy has two horns that deal 2 + d4 avoid predators and pissed off farmers
damage on a successful strike, with a interrupting their perpetual meal. People
resounding success seeing the target have reportedly killed the Swollen Goat in
floored. Nannies and kids lack horns, the past but it keeps reappearing, which
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Guedener (Entity) their next “liberation effort”. Rarely they
Dexterity 7 (Toss Dirt And Mud (T)) give speeches to ideologues or ignorant
Empathy 7 (Bluster, Uncompromising (T)) teenagers, but most speeches end in brawls
Intellect 7 (Confrontational, Guerilla over the guedener’s obsession with BBWs.
Gardening (S), Never Listens) With dirt-caked hair and an accusatory
Physique 7 (Endure Harsh Weather (T), glare, a guedener sees it as their sacred
Wiry Wretch) duty to standardize and improve
HP 8 humanity’s collective diet.
Speed 4 (20/turn)
Tools: Garden Hoe, Pocketful of Seeds, So they trundle onto property both public
Smartphone and private, ripping out plants that are
already present and planting seeds for the
“We need to change your diet!” plants they deem superior for sustaining
humanity. Egotism plays into their
Guedeners (shortened from guerilla decisions; guedeners don’t really know
gardeners) are a subset of ideologue that’s much about edible plants beyond the hype
evolved into something much worse. they read on social media about specific
They see so many BBWs wobble about and crops, nor do they know much about soil
seethe; BBWs are happy, well-fed and see or crop rotation or anything else that’s
nothing wrong with society, as such common knowledge to an actual farmer.
they’re clearly in league with the They’re convinced they do, but the results
guedener’s imagined foes. In due time speak for themselves: ruined soil, dying
BBWs become the sole cause of everything plants, angry locals and nothing to be
wrong with the world in the eyes of the eaten. Guedeners keep at it, wrecking
guedener, their original ideology tacked plots of land in the dead of night and
on in a half-assed manner in an attempt at painting slogans around the plots.
justifying their hatred. Their solution to
BBWs? It's only a matter of time when guedeners
start wrecking personal gardens and
Forcibly garden plants they think BBWs greenhouses for their sacred quest. Many
need to eat — scratch that, plants they grandmothers have quailed at the sight of
think everyone needs to eat. No more their beloved vegetable garden, defiled in
grocery stores, no more restaurants, people the night and spraypainted with
should subsist entirely off whatever the unintelligible script. As soon as the
guedener plants. Guedeners become authorities descend upon them, the
encrusted with dirt and dust after a while, guedener lashes out, only choosing to
as they spend the majority of their time make an escape attempt at the very last
outside and on the edges of civilization, moment. If they don’t get arrested they
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simply start over in a different region, them even tougher, ruining arable land
basically starting the tragic cycle anew. without warning and causing strife in the
region.
Geugardeners are fueled by emotion in a
fight. They’re driven foes, given their One plant guedeners like to plant is the
history as ideologues; their mission ladwuni. A ladwuni is a liana, a woody
transcends mere drama, meager vine that can easily reach two hundred
factionalism, it’s a mission that will change feet long and grow six inches thick,
all of civilization for the better if it climbing over other plants as it goes. The
succeeds. Any threat to the mission is a hastate leaves are as broad as a man’s
threat the guedener cannot abide. With a closed palm, and they contain calcium,
sharpened garden hoe the post-ideologue salicylic acid and cathinone. The sap
barrels into a fight, launching clods of dirt ferments readily into a jammy, herbaceous
as they advance into an all-out offensive. wine that’s quite potent. For starch and
The first attack a guedener makes in a vitamins, the inner layer of the bark can
fight always gains a +2 bonus to the roll be harvested. Guedeners rave about the
made to land it. Against BBWs the bonus plant, ignoring the fact that the ladwuni is
becomes +3 — +4 if they’ve witnessed the an obligate root hemiparasite. Ladwunis
BBW make use of Fertile Print and have need to parasitize the roots of other plants
seen the resulting growth. They’ll scoop to survive. They’re so voracious they can
up clods of dirt and launch the clods with destroy entire farms, their seeds taking the
their garden hoe as a ranged attack; the form of achenes to ride the wind, ruining
clod has a range of Short, does d4 damage far-off lands.
and on a resounding success dazes the
target for two cycles. No two guedeners Guedeners rarely get their hands on
are the same when the distance is closed, ladwuni achenes, fortunately enough.
however; one might prove competent by They typically try to grow plants that can’t
tripping enemies up with their hoe, while really be eaten with intense preparation,
another might flip out using all-or-nothing or plants that people simply can’t live off
swings. Without a hoe, guedeners just of to begin with. Rarely they gather in
hurl insults and faltering haymakers. cells of 1 + d4 individuals, which increases
their chances of acquiring ladwuni seeds,
The damage guedeners do to useful land or the seeds of another highly-destructive
cannot be understated. At first they were plant they know next to nothing about. A
eager to learn about food gardening, but lone guedener has a 5% chance of getting
very swiftly their egos got the better of those horrible seeds, while a cell has a 15%
them and they began working off of their chance of getting ladwuni seeds. A
personal beliefs rather than facts. When guedener cell is fearless in a fight and will
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Housewife (Entity) housewives eventually end up ostracized
Dexterity 6 (Foot Stools) by society and hide in their homes.
Empathy 6 (Gossip Addict (T), Intrusive,
Neophobic (T)) Housewives tend to form coteries, with
Intellect 6 (Cook (T), Coupons, House multiple coteries competing over the most
Upkeep (S)) insipid shit. A coterie typically consists of
Physique 6 (Jog) 1 + d5 housewives following a particularly
HP 7 vicious housewife most sane people refer
Speed 3 (15/turn) to as a “karen”. A karen has an additional
Tools: Big Sunglasses, Enough Money for 1 3 Att points the GM can distribute as they
+ d5 Meals, Smartphone wish, and Jog can be replaced with pretty
much whatever Trait the GM finds best
A silent stare, eyes bulging and lips drawn. suits the karen being designed. Karens are
predisposed to act out of spite but are just
Housewives can be a strange bunch. If as disinclined toward combat as regular
they’re not gossiping with their neighbors, housewives; if either gets smacked, they
they’re tending to their family and home. have to succeed at an Intellect roll to avoid
But decades spent inside a house doing fleeing the fight. Sure, they’ll whip out
chores can wear on a person. While most their phone and start calling the cops, but
maintain a healthy mindset and remain chances are that’ll backfire, as karens are
well-adjusted individuals, others develop a fond of instigating conflict. Karens tend to
peculiar form of neophobia that conflicts be sour-faced and bitter, relishing the
with a growing desire for attention. This chance to lay into anyone who can’t fight
can lead to some rather... interesting back. Such behavior ends with a karen
behaviors in public. being divorced and childless, as she grows
increasingly erratic and meanspirited.
Some of them simply stare at strangers
with bulging eyes, standing still as a statue Some housewives are BBWs. Such
and refusing to speak a word. Others will “houseblimps” share virtually nothing in
simply seek an argument and refuse to let common with regular housewives, being
go, certain that any drama they instigate is cheerful, outgoing sorts that accept all
of vital importance to all of humanity. kinds of crazy things. Then again, every
Some will be loud as fuck and put on an houseblimp also possesses Body Blimp, so
insincere blast of cheerfulness while doing weird things tend to be a common
her best to call somebody out on what she occurrence around them. Houseblimps are
believes to be wrongdoing. On occasion, a masterful cooks always eager to feed
housewife becomes shrill and terrified of others, which can result in a proliferation
any unexpected change, no matter how of BBWs in the area over the course of a
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Ideologue (Entity) unity; reliant upon algorithms, they give
Dexterity 6 (Lobbed Shot) people what they want to see, filtering out
Empathy 7 (Bluster, Loud Fanatic (T), everything else, which leaves the viewer
Social Media (T)) with a very specific, iron-curtained
Intellect 7 (Ideology (S), Protests (T)) window to the world.
Physique 6 (Break Shit, One Soft Fucker)
HP 7 The “echo chambers” people create online
Speed 3 (15/turn) would exist without the algorithm
Tools: Mask, Smartphone, Staff Sling influence anyway, but the edited vantage
point does make things worse, by
“If you’re not with us, you’re against us!” “verifying” their beliefs. In those echo
chambers, their beliefs, “evidence” and
Fanaticism has long been bedfellows with opinions simply bounce all about with
civilization — a rowdy, willfully ignorant increasing intensity and frequency, until
bedfellow, but one nonetheless. It comes the people using the forum turn into gross
from the chimpanzee mentality; it was a caricatures, exaggerations made mind and
necessary brain-state for warfare, when more often than not flesh.
rival troops were doing their best to kill
and eat one’s friends and family. For tens That fanatical mindset is still there, except
of thousands of years fanatics were it grows into an untamed, destructive beast
cloistered away in monasteries, where from the echo chamber influence. The
their fervor was put to constructive use. people afflicted by it lose the ability to
understand nuances, reacting with
Yet as religion has fallen beneath the aggression when a loved one tries to shake
steelshod boots of newer ideologies and them out of their fervor. The ideology
technologies, strange things have becomes their very reason for being.
happened. Manufactured narratives
became the norm as soon as widescale They’re at their most dangerous when
communications became readily available they decide some issue they’ve concocted
to the public, and the internet brought absolutely, positively must be addressed.
with it the exact opposite of what many Protests led by ideologues tend to be
had hoped would be the case. People violent, as they’ll go into a public space
instinctively band together against and proselytize, demanding the world hear
outsiders; combine that with a distaste for their grievances in person for once, rather
criticism, and the end result are isolated than read it through easily ignored digital
forums on the internet, microcosms text. In some cases one group will be met
dedicated to specific topics and ideologies. with a counter-protest led by their
The media narratives are an outright ideological opposites.
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Staff slings became a thing with ideologues stopped when a fight breaks out. Those
after a few trolls spread the idea to use the ideologues that don’t know how to fight
weapons. Hoping for a medieval street may be the first ones to be attacked, as the
battle between factions, the trolls got violent ideologues will eventually see
much more than they anticipated. them as the enemy! They’re very much
Hurling darts, paint-filled balloons, stink willing to become martyrs for their cause
bombs, fireworks — whatever it is, and if they don’t meet their end during a
ideologues that take to the streets have protest, it’ll be at something a fuck of a lot
figured out how to beat back the police worse for all parties involved.
with timed volleys, using the staves up
close and personal to counter shield walls Rarely, ideologues will figure out how to
and kettling attempts. Two staves together make shields at home, typically out of
can be used to make a stretcher, in case an plywood and/or plastic. On a few
ideologue is injured during a brawl. occasions they’ve managed to isolate and
beat down police officers using their
Yet when combat does join, ideologues shields, though those occasions are rare
tend to fall into extremes of competence. enough to be exemptions. Such shields
Not surprisingly, most are fed on horrible tend to be flammable, however, so mobs
diets and the glow of their phones, with with any sort of organization will try to
not a single iota of combat knowledge. get around that weakness with some kind
They bluster and stamp their feet, but of protective agent applied to the shield.
taking a hit in combat will force them to
make an Intellect roll; failure sees them Outside of protests, ideologues are prolific
flee for home, while success will let them on social media, insulting, raving and
stick it out, albeit dazed for their next proselytizing about their chosen ideology.
turn. They falter when they go to land a Their worldview is so warped that
blow and they wail with fright when anything that even remotely resembles
struck. Really, it’s the emotional high that disagreement is taken to be a personal
keeps them going in such a case; they see attack that must be responded to. They
their life as the story of the universe, oftentimes try to get work in various forms
where they’re the protagonist-messiah. of media — local television, websites,
newspapers and the like. The ideologue’s
The other kind of ideologue is much Ideology Trait must be replaced with
nastier in a conflict. The war they wage is whatever ideology they follow; Maoism,
the holiest of wars; they’re the first to hurl Fascism, Social Justice, Mormonism,
themselves into battle, oblivious to pain Methodism, Veganism, whatever
and convinced of their own righteousness organized and coherent memeplex the GM
far beyond the point of sensibility. needs for the story.
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Mimic (Entity) “screen” grown onto the object displays
Dexterity 9 (Silent Movement (T)) one of several images that all mimics
Empathy 6 (Alien Mind (S), Barter (T)) agreed upon ages ago to denote specific
Intellect 8 (Detect Vibrations, Local emotions and reactions. One mimic might
Scenery, Weird Secrets) use a picture frame, while another might
Physique 8 (Smashing Things, Gooey Form use an old CRT computer monitor, and a
(T)) third might use a broken computer tablet.
HP 12
Speed 3 (15/turn) A mimic’s limbs are extruded and
Power: Mimicry retracted as needed. A mimic normally
Tools: 1 Random Item, Sticky Hands lacks legs and simply slurps about on a
single muscular foot like a slug. Rarely, a
Heavy, wet breathing. mimic will produce a quartet of stumpy
legs with sucker feet for traversing
Mimics are some of the strangest difficult terrain, but that tires them out
motherfuckers on the planet and most rather quickly. Regardless of how they
likely elsewhere. They can sit in one place locomote, mimics are incapable of
forever, disguised as whatever, waiting for running, but they’re quiet when they do
prey to come by so they can lash out and move. A pair of ropy arms is extruded for
grab it. Their minds are alien, given over catching prey — typically swung up and
to inhuman patience and peculiar forms of then back down with stunning force, using
artwork that only they can appreciate. both sticky hands to deliver double
Given their habit of sitting in one place for hammer fists before grabbing on and
months on end and disguising themselves throttling. A mimic sees and hears just as
as local scenery and it’s no wonder they well as any human, though their main
come into conflict with local humans on senses rely upon odors, temperature and
occasion. More than one BBW has vibrations, letting them maneuver around
mistaken a dozing mimic for a bench! dark places with unsettling ease. Their
scotopic vision is obviously superior to a
A mimic’s natural form is a pillar of goop human’s, but it’s not their primary sense.
that changes color to blend in with its A mimic usually has 1 + d4 ivory-irised
surroundings, a roiling mass of fuming eyes extruded at any given moment
fibers and viscous waxes that’s the size of a behind its “screen”.
grown man in terms of volume, if slightly
heavier. What amounts to a head is Mimics appear to be solitary individuals,
truthfully just some random object the but that’s not entirely the case. Every
mimic found and repurposed to display a mimic maintains a wide territory it
face meant to make interspecies patrols, but it shares that territory with d4
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make an area appear safe to prey items. all kinds of things, too, using them as a
They’ll disguise themselves and wait for social currency when they don’t have art
prey to come by, with any kind of animal or mimic-made gizmos to trade.
counting as such. Insects, fish, dogs, deer, Reproduction is mimickind’s biggest
rodents — if a mimic can smack it, it’s secret, but their preference for bodies of
prey. Larger prey they’ll dismember and water might be a giveaway. Might be.
share as a group, each mimic simply
slurping their share into their body and On occasion the local mimics will get
digesting it using their mysterious innards. together and form an agora. 1 + d4 mimics
will lay out a quilt five feet to a side and
The Power of Mimicry gives mimics a place items upon it, one per mimic. Bloats
potent edge. It only takes a full cycle to have reported that the mimics are willing
activate, letting the mimic transform so it to barter over the items, using secrets,
resembles an object completely, so long as cash, favors and other things in the
the object’s volume doesn’t exceed the process. A mimic’s values are considerably
mimic’s capabilities. A mimic, possessing different from a human’s, of course —
the volume of a grown man, could turn they’ll haggle like mad for something a
into an ottoman, a recliner or a toilet, but BBW would deem useless yet give away a
not a lamppost, a car or a refrigerator, for sterling silver bowl for almost nothing.
example. Mimicry is also dependent upon Multiple mimic groups will get together
the mimic having intensely studied the under specific new moons to engage in a
actual object beforehand for at least two region-wide agora, with up to a dozen
hours, in order to memorize everything quilts laid out. In such situations the Bloat
about it to perfect the transformation. A would be wise to not tarry, as such agoras
transformed mimic can move around, but tend to trail into other realities, which can
only at a maximum Speed of 2. The lead to BBWs wobbling off of Earth or
transformation can be maintained alien beings appearing on Earth to follow
indefinitely but once it ends the mimic has the BBWs back home! Mimics do not
to wait 2 + d4 cycles before transforming tolerate violence during their agoras and
again. will evict aggressors with more than
enough force to ensure it doesn’t happen
Mimic culture is mostly a mystery to again in this lifetime.
humanity. Their music is infrasonic,
relying upon vibrations coming from Explorers have reported mimics of various
different directions and at varying sizes in the past, but no one’s been able to
intensities. Their other forms of art are verify them. Mimics the size of housecats,
based upon odors that slowly change over mimics as big as vending machines,
time or sculptures that phosphoresce in mimics that cling to ceilings, spider-legged
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Namazu (Entity) Namazu typically undulate through the
Dexterity 4 (Leap (T), Rubbery) water, surfacing for a gulp of air — they’ll
Empathy 3 (Ominous Appearance) actually suffocate if they don’t do so at
Intellect 3 (Ambush Predator (S), least once every fifteen minutes. On
Electrolocation (T)) occasion an individual will slither onto
Physique 6 (Cruise Along, Suction Feeder land, relying upon their sturdy pectoral
(T), Vicious Bite) fins and sturdy vertebræ to support their
HP 7 wild thrashing and winding across wet
Speed 2 (10/turn)(Swim) ground. No animal will fuck with a
Power: Quake Shock namazu, as the beast possesses a powerful
Tools: 6 Barbels, Suction Mouth bite that does 4 damage and stuns for d4
cycles on a resounding success. Supposing
A long, low croak. there’s water touching both the namazu
and its target, it will use the dreaded
Electrogenic fish are uncommon but not Quake Shock.
unheard of. Knifefish, the electric eel,
torpedo rays, electric stargazers and Commonly used before the namazu rears
electric catfish make up quite the motley up and strikes like a snake, Quake Shock is
bunch. The namazu catfish is a fictional an electric shock that can strike a single
variety of electric catfish, but it’s no less target at Short range, so long as a
dangerous than the four-foot brutes found conductive fluid is touching both the
in the Nile River. Other names for it namazu and its target. Quake Shock
include boltfish, nervebuster, brontocanth, requires a Physique roll to aim and use; if
and pope’s-bane. it makes contact, it deals 2 + d4 damage
and stuns the target for an equal number
A euryhaline species, the namazu is of cycles. If the namazu uses Quake Shock
capable of living in freshwater, brackish a second time, it only deals 1 + d4 damage
water and saltwater with ease. It’s a and the stun duration is equally affected.
serpentine beast, easily achieving a length If used a third time, it only does d4
of eight feet and a weight of two hundred damage and only stuns for a single cycle.
and fifty pounds, though most individuals After that, the namazu’s electrocyte organs
typically only reach five feet and a weight are fully spent. To recharge its biological
of seventy pounds. Its body is jet black in batteries, the namazu has to rest in peace
coloration, with eyes that can vary wildly and quiet for two hours per use of Quake
in color. The head is blunt and dorsally Shock.
compressed. The mouth is massive, taking
up the front with its rubbery lips. Six Despite its surly demeanor and predatory
barbels arc out around the mouth. habits, the namazu does its best to avoid
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crowded beaches and the like. Barring an cannibalistic and will always seek to
obnoxious tourist or overzealous escape their confines. A zoo or aquarium
fisherman, marine namazu generally go keeping just one in a highly secure tank
unnoticed by everyone. They’ve learned can make do with little issue.
over the years that humans are bad news,
so they flee the sound of machinery as Namazu meat is firm in texture and very
well as human voices and movements. full-flavored; as such, it’s seen as a delicacy
in most cultures. Smoked namazu meat is
That cowardice does not extend to other especially popular, especially along river
animals. Dogs that get too close to certain trade routes. Namazu dumplings are
bodies of water find themselves struck by typically the domain of upper class
nerve-throbbing agony and crushed restaurants, their preparation and serving
between a namazu’s mighty jaws. Namazu both considered a fine art. Pemmican and
tend to travel between bodies of water if fermented pastes made from namazu meat
they find a way to judge the distance to be have countless home recipes that always
short enough, as they need to keep their pop up in local contests. The demand for
skin moist. Voracious and ruthless, a namazu is the real reason why the species
namazu can spell the doom of any pond or is rarely seen. The average namazu can
lake full of fish, leaving fisherman with grant 4 Size Points, supposing it’s properly
nothing but half-starved electrified utilized by a skilled cook. The largest
behemoths to contend with. It doesn’t individuals can grant 12 Size Points.
help that they’re asocial and stake out
massive territories, driving off any and all Fermented namazu sauce, when prepared
strange namazu that try to encroach. from one of the world’s six oldest recipes,
has a supernatural effect on the imbiber.
Female namazu produce up to 2d10 eggs Ingesting at least one cup as a condiment
within deep burrows dug into muddy heals 1 HP per cycle, for up to 2d4 cycles.
banks, tending to their offspring carefully For the next six hours the imbiber also
until they’re able to fend for themselves, takes 1 less damage from all electrical
which can take up to four years. The effects. The paste the sauce rises up from
maximum age of namazu is unknown, is commonly mixed into soups and stews
with the oldest confirmed specimen being to enhance the flavor and add much-
well over sixty years old. It’s generally needed nutrients. However, both sauce
assumed they can reach much greater ages and paste are strong-smelling and might
without humans interfering as they are cause anyone who ingests the stuff to
wont to do. suffer penalties to their Empathy rolls,
depending on whoever (or whatever) it is
Attempts at farming namazu always end in they’re rolling against or for. Such a
disaster, as namazu swiftly turn penalty is dependent upon culture.

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Pig (Entity) Some breeds have a woolly or hairy coat,
Dexterity 6 (Dig Under, Slip Away) such as Hungary's mangalitsa and New
Empathy 6 (Curious, Willful (T)) Zealand's kunekune. Both examples easily
Intellect 3 (Odors (T), Root About (T)) tolerate cooler climes. A fictional cold-
Physique 8 (Sturdy, True Omnivore (S)) tolerant breed for Wobble Girls is the
HP 9 buttertrot, one of the larger breeds. Its
Speed 5 (25/turn) dark skin is covered in flaxen wool, its ears
Tools: Trotters, Tusks are huge and floppy, and it's milked as
well as butchered. Pig's milk is nearly
“Oink!” impossible to get, given a sow's reluctance
to be milked, plus the fact that a sow can
Pigs, pigs, pigs. One of humanity's first have up to thirty-two teats that don't
domesticated animals, the pig is so deeply retain much milk. A buttertrot sow, on
ingrained in culture that it's virtually the other hand, hardly reacts to being
impossible to find anyone that doesn’t milked, producing up to three gallons a
know what a pig is. day. Traditionally, boar's blood is mixed
with sow's milk to create a nutritious form
Given its long history, it's no surprise that of butter that keeps well all year round,
there are countless breeds of domestic pig forming a staple food for many people. A
out there and quite a few wild species as buttertrot boar easily surpasses seven
well. They're all omnivores, stamping on hundred pounds, while a sow usually
and devouring small animals when they're slightly exceeds six hundred. Buttertrots
not digging up the ground in search of are all laidback beasts, making superb pets.
acorns, fallen apples, fungi or roots. They're also extremely fecund, even for
Domestic varieties vary a lot in terms of pigs, producing an average of fourteen
size, with the largest individuals easily piglets per litter, usually many more.
exceeding six hundred pounds. If pigs are
allowed to escape into the wild, they A pig's intelligence really cannot be
return to a wild state within a matter of underestimated. Pigs have been taught
days and can easily destroy the local how to play simple video games using a
ecosystem. Part of their success in that joystick and their snout; while
regard is due to the fact that a female pig chimpanzees would play the same game
(a sow) will steadily birth a litter of ten for fifteen moments or so, it kept a pig's
piglets once every one hundred and interest for much longer. They can be
twenty days. Two to four pigs can be kept aggressive, too ― more than a match for
on one acre, but only for so long before nearly any dog! A pig's bite does 3 + d4
they turn that acre into a muddy mass! damage, as its tusks come into play. On a
resounding success, the target is stunned
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Porter (Entity) recycled milk crates. If the weather’s bad
Dexterity 8 (Steady Balance (T)) a porter will cover the goods with a
Empathy 8 (Customer Service, Hard waterproof curtain.
Worker)
Intellect 7 (Fair Trade (S), Shortcuts) The biped saddle lets the porter carry a
Physique 9 (Hauling Stuff (T), Plenty Of person just as easily as regular cargo.
Stamina, Strong Back (T)) Porters that specialize in living cargo
HP 10 operate just as readily in busy cities as they
Speed 6 (30/turn) do on mountaintops and on cliffsides,
Tools: Biped Saddle, Hydration Pack, slipping through crowds and alleyways
Pilgrim’s Staff with ease. In some cities such porters are
reserved only for the upper classes to ride
“Need a lift?” upon and so are lavished with the finest
equipment and uniforms befitting their
Porters are people that operate entirely on station. While they may not be able to
foot. Also known as silleros or saddle- carry wealthy BBWs singly, porters in
men, they travel the routes that bicycles such cities will worker together to do so —
and other vehicles can’t possibly go, after a healthy bout of negotiating their
wearing the best hiking boots money can payment, of course.
buy and relying upon their own sense of
balance and a sturdy pilgrim’s staff to assist The pilgrim’s staff is one tool every porter
in their labors. They’ll carry people and worth their salt will possess. Besides
material in equal measure, acting as aiding in balance and resting, it supplies a
human taxis for one customer and plain means of self-defense. Typically as tall as
porters for another. Sometimes a porter its owner, a pilgrim’s staff has a short
operates singly, other times they’re a part crossbar near its top, with one arm curling
of a porter’s union. up into a slight curl. Items can be hung
from the curl, and it also makes for a
A porter can be easily told by his attire — potent bludgeon — a pilgrim’s staff can be
hiking boots, hydration pack, biped saddle used as either a one-handed club or a two-
and pilgrim’s staff. Everything else is up to handed club, depending upon the
the individual porter, but union porters situation. Porters can use the crossbar to
always wear their union’s emblem in plain trip up attackers or as a hammer to knock
view. They’re typically burly folks, quick- things into place. But by and large,
witted and sociable as they work. If a nobody fucks with porters, as it’s too much
porter is hauling goods, they’ll have a effort for too little payout.
platform of some sort attached to their
saddle; some use a plywood square, others In some areas, porters form companies,
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hierarchy is kept to a minimum. They all Sometimes BBWs become porteresses.
share a distinct item of clothing that they Rather than use a biped saddle, however,
wear while working, to show that they’re they use their protruding buttocks as a
all part of the same company. It's typically platform. A BBW porteress always has a
a shirt or a neckerchief, but some porter minimum of 3 Size Points in Legs and
companies opt for a full-blown outfit. If a Butt, which gives her a sizeable platform
BBW wants a lift around town and there’s upon which she can carry wares or people.
no vehicles to be had, a porter company Cheerful and eager, BBW porteresses are
will be the thing for her. They can show-stealers, parting crowds with their
combine their biped saddles to create a swaying hips and beating out the
litter that can bear up to 10 Size Points’ competition with their superior
worth of BBW, with four porters working cushioning and good looks. They replace
together to lift. the biped saddle with a waterproof tarp
they drape over their buttocks, in case a
Some porters have no choice but to work passenger is sick or otherwise messy.
alone, through every fault of their own. BBW porteresses are forgiving of such
Addicted to drugs and fired from every situations — most of them are college
other occupation, such porters have students and understand all too well what
burned all of their bridges. Replace Steady a night out partying will do to someone.
Balance with Aimless Shuffle, Hard
Worker with Plaintive, Shortcuts with A few BBW porteresses take up snobbish
Recreational Drugs and Plenty Of Stamina glitterati as passengers, developing a
with Crippling Addiction. Addicted reputation amongst the rich and powerful
porters have at least one drug they’ve for their work. One such porteress
developed a dependency upon just to get became world famous overnight, as she
up and do anything; the addiction might carried a director and his celebutante wife
be purely psychological but it’s there. down the red carpet one night. Their
Their attempt at a pilgrim’s staff will most attempt at mocking her gigantic rear to a
likely be a half-broken stick and their journalist afterward backfired
biped saddle will be in disrepair. People immediately; the porteress found her
usually hire them out of pity, only to social media accounts flooded with
regret doing so as soon as the addict is thousands of new followers while the
hired. Besides being unreliable, they can couple found themselves destroyed, both
also be quite irritable, flipping out on the financially and socially. She’s found a new
wrong person all because their favorite clientele, and they all know not to mock
drug is wearing off. The only upside to her body; petite as she may be, the young
hiring an addict porter is how fucking lady can deliver one hell of a hip check, to
cheap they are to hire. say nothing of her plumwood pilgrim’s
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Punkrow (Entity) from lacquered hardwood with loose,
Dexterity 7 (Horrendous Aim, Sneak Up) well-greased joints, covered over by
Empathy 6 (Creepy Movements, Scare Off bundles of fresh straw and reeds. Over
(T)) that goes two layers of clothes, with the
Intellect 5 (Detect Intruders (S), outer layer waterproofed. The feet are
Unexpected Routes) normally covered by sturdy boots — steel-
Physique 9 (Painful Strikes (T), toed pairs are highly sought-after for such
Weatherproof (T)) a purpose. The head is normally carved
HP 30 from some kind of specially-prepared
Speed 4 (20/turn) gourd or melon, with a jovial face;
Power: Fear Wave sometimes a crate is used, or even a
Tools: Billhook Machete, Hardwood painted animal skull or a motorcycle
Hands helmet. A hat is always attached to the
head. The feet always have at least six toes
The crackle of straw. A sigh of total, and either arm ends with a dexterous
contentment. hand, always carved from the toughest
wood to be had and carefully reinforced.
Punkrows are scarecrows, brought to life Some creators opt to install a pair of tiny
to protect a village and/or its crops. How a levers on the punkrow’s face to act like
punkrow is created varies from culture to eyebrows, vastly improving its visual
culture, though the methods employed are communication.
typically time-consuming and costly.
Besides the materials needed to craft a Once brought to life, punkrows prove to
high-quality scarecrow, it also takes a fair be not only obedient to their creator, but
bit of mystical know-how and spiritual to anyone the creator signifies with no
know-who to put together a scarecrow the ambiguity to the punkrow. Punkrows are
size of a large man and then bring it to life. smart enough to follow basic instructions,
Several months are typically spent by the acting with the mental acuity of an eight-
creators preparing the components and year-old. While incapable of proper
rituals required before taking care of any speech, punkrows can signal various
potential issues that may arise. But once answers using hand gestures, head
everything is done properly, the results are movements, writing and drawing. The
well worth it. only sounds the constructs make are
contented sighs, a few kinds of rattling and
A settlement that sees a lot of danger howls. They cannot smell or taste
might have up to three punkrows, though anything; their vision and hearing are as
that can be considered excessive and far sharp as the best human eyes and ears.
too costly. The standard punkrow stands Tremors are picked up with pinpoint
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on a punkrow’s digits. Punkrows are too off for good. Most punkrows are armed
clunky to run, but they’re also unable to with a billhook machete; it’s got a blade
become tired, nor can they have any of eighteen inches long, but the tip curves
their senses negated or harmed. forward into a stout hook. Not only does
that let the punkrow hack through foliage
The foremost purpose of a punkrow is to of all sorts, but it also lets the construct
scare off animals that would ruin the local apply a painful lesson to any
harvest. Their most effective method is to troublemakers that show up, doing 6 + d4
simply approach the animals — the mere damage in a punkrow’s hand. It can catch
sight, sound and smell of a punkrow scares loose clothes with the tip and it can also
vermin into leaving a farm for 2d10 hours. bust apart wooden and rope barricades if
If facing hostile people or creatures that swung properly. A leather strap is
refuse to run away, the punkrow can use normally attached to the machete’s handle
its Fear Wave. and goes around the punkrow’s wrist, to
keep it from being disarmed.
By throwing its head back and loosing a
bloodcurdling howl over the course of a But the construct always knows how to
full cycle, the punkrow releases a Fear throw a punch, its fists dealing 3 + d4
Wave that flows out before it at the speed damage and stunning for an equal number
of a loosed arrow, blasting everything and of cycles on a resounding success. It can
everyone it wants to scare away. Every also deliver a front kick that does 4 + d4
predator and entity targeted by the damage and forces the target to make a
punkrow has to make an Intellect roll with Dexterity roll to avoid being floored.
a -3 penalty; success sees them dazed for a Supposing the settlement that created the
number of cycles equal to half of the punkrow faces frequent threats, it might
punkrow’s remaining HP, down to a have an additional weapon in its other
minimum of two cycles, but failure sees hand. A small shield made from junk is a
them sent into mind-shattering terror, common sidearm. A rubber hose might be
doing everything they can to flee the equipped to whip miscreants. A slapstick
punkrow’s presence, regardless of or a bell might be held to act as an alarm,
whatever might be in the way of their should the punkrow find that its Fear
escape path. Fear Wave has a maximum Wave doesn’t work on the first try. For
range of Medium and can only be used nocturnal jaunts, a punkrow might carry a
once every 2 + d10 cycles. heavy duty flashlight or a hooded lantern.
What one will never see a punkrow
Fear Wave doesn’t really have to be used carrying, however, is a projectile weapon
all that often, as every punkrow is armed — punkrows are notorious for their
with a rather intimidating farming atrocious aim and usually miss their mark.
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Snob (Entity) again, maybe being a big girl is just
Dexterity 7 (Latest Dances, Graceful (T)) fashionable in and of itself ― the PCs
Empathy 10 (Perfectionist (T), Gossip (T), might be amused to learn that the local
Who’s Who) snobs are bloating up in the mistaken
Intellect 8 (Etiquette (S)) belief that there's a competition between
Physique 7 (Healthy, Makeup) them.
HP 8
Speed 4 (20/turn) Given that a fat gut is symbolic of wealth,
Tools: 2 Gel Pens, Gossip Notebook, many snobs have Belly and Sides as their
Smartphone Preferred Region. Navel Lotus is one of
the most common Powers to be found
"How gauche! Her nipples are bigger than amongst fat snobs, though they swiftly
my head!" become experts with other social Powers
regardless of their Preferred Region. The
Snobs vary from place to place. In schools largest snob becomes a nexus of gossip, her
they form into secretive cliques that no slightly smaller peers gathered around her,
one knows anything about. Those same until the skinniest ones stand at the
cliques vanish when everyone else grows forlorn edge of the gathering. Chest and
up. Other snobs are nouveau riche and Arms supplies more overt social controls,
put on airs while those with proper with things such as Hypnosis Boobs and
breeding and sense laugh at them behind Milk Pill granting immediate results that
their backs. Regardless, all snobs know BBW snobs find crude but ultimately vital.
what's up when it comes to the latest in Legs and Butt tends to be the Preferred
various fashions. Chances are they'll shun Region of snob betas, those girls that find
the Bloat unless there's something to be themselves being used as living pillows
gained from it. Some snob cliques are and batteries by their superiors.
nothing if not malicious, however, and
might try to trick the Bloat into a PCs could be snobs, supposing they were
humiliating situation for the clique's among those gossip-mongers that were
amusement. cute enough and knew how to play on the
expectations of their peers. They could be
Sometimes the fashion world dictates fashionistas or they could be classroom
strange things to those who are caught in divas. Might be they’re socialites that
its orbit. Some clothing designers call for have to contend with snobs more often
hefty models, which could cause an uproar than they want. Powers might be
among snobs. A snob that designs the something to be hidden — or snobs might
finest in big dresses would most likely be find Powers to be fashionable, displaying
eager to hire the Bloat and possibly groom their strange abilities for all to see (and
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Student (Entity) majors are trying an occult ritual on a dare
Dexterity 8 (Fast Writer (T), Move and the Bloat wobbles onto it?
Through Crowds)
Empathy 8 (Expression, Debates (T)) BBW students can have any Region as
Intellect 9 (Research (S), Good Memory) their Preferred Region. A sorority might
Physique 7 (Night Owl (T), Vigorous Start) confer some degree of conformity when it
HP 8 comes to Powers but more often than not
Speed 4 (20/turn) Powers are grown according to the
Tools: Smartphone, Pen, Notebook student's personality. Huge boobs might
make a good desk, but a round gut tends to
“Are you serious?! I have a test to study get imbeciles out of the way at parties with
for, I can’t go to an eating contest now!” a single heave. Legs and Butt is seen in
equal measure on BBW professors and
College students have a lot to contend students; such a professor leading her all-
with sometimes. They have midterms to girl class across campus can be an awe-
contend with. They need money, so they inspiring moment!
work either part-time or full-time to
support themselves. Chances are, doubts Body Blimp is slightly more common than
are arising about the choices they’ve made. Slam. Body Blimp makes a superb way to
No doubt their girl-next-door coed just ate get from class to class, although the user
a week’s worth of food and is now trying will have to answer to shocked classmates
to fit her bloated form into the classroom. in due time. Utilitarian Powers such as
Ghostly Gut and Nipple Radar are far more
Students tend to develop a knack for common than damaging Powers but a
honest research and always have a way BBW student may have to defend herself
into any frat party. Besides that, drugs are every now and then.
also a big thing depending upon what a
student's major is. Marijuana hardly Since young women tend to be students
constitutes something bad ― it's things more than anything else, the Bloat might
like stimulants sold illegally by pharmacy be classmates or sorority sisters attending
students that will cause trouble. Some class when they’re not working or stuffing
majors attract idiots with nothing better to their faces. A hefty teacher’s habits might
do than smoke heroin or a cigarette laced rub off onto her students. A prestigious
with PCP. The Bloat could find itself sorority might only accept large girls.
uncovering a drug ring on campus! Science class experiments, group projects,
Professors might assign surprise group cooking classes, and big rallies are but a
projects, or campus security might run few possible situations BBW students can
pointless drills that lead to bizarre find themselves in, with all sorts of wild
situations. What if the anthropology outcomes!

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Termagant (Entity) satisfied. They see themselves as the star
Dexterity 8 (Ceiling Crawler (T)) of some vast cosmic melodrama and
Empathy 8 (Envious (T), Shrill Bully) despise anyone that’s happy and/or
Intellect 6 (Detect Suffering (S), House satisfied. Termagants swiftly ruin their
Upkeep, Notable Locals) own relationships because of such
Physique 7 (Fortified Spine (T), Grabby ridiculous envy, wrecking their social
Panic) networks in a whirlwind of projection,
HP 6 + d10 + d20 accusations and baseless assumptions.
Speed 4 (20/turn) Most termagants are reduced to couch-
Power: Pain Spray, Vertebral Turbines surfing or squatting in abandoned
Tools: 2d5 Glow Sticks, Plastic Bucket, buildings if they lose their jobs.
Smartphone
Termagants absolutely cannot stand
“Excuse me, what do you think you’re BBWs; the two are polar opposites!
doing?” Termagants are consumed by a need to
spread misery, so they lurk and spy,
Housewives sometimes become karens, dwelling on ceilings when they can’t skulk
and karens sometimes become termagants. on a rooftop or the corner of a roof. They
In other cases, a bitchy young woman will scheme and seethe, avoiding walls and
also become a termagant, such as a floors due to their changed instincts —
bullying schoolteacher or a spoiled nurse. large buildings with capacious rooftops
The transformation is quite rare, but it and extensive rain gutters become a
does occur. A perpetually unhappy, fixation for them. Once she finds a hiding
vicious woman feeling strong negative spot in such a building, a termagant will
emotions is only one part of the formula turn it into a base of operations, oftentimes
— she has to be subjected to a heavy rain her new home. The termagant scribbles
under a new moon for the transformation on the walls, marking down anyone she’s
to begin. Once it begins, there’s nothing seen being happy and organizing a plan to
that can stop it. Over the course of d4 make them as unhappy as possible. Most
months the woman’s vertebræ exude termagants try to maintain their public
growths that protrude from her back, a image by acting as a self-elected
series of stacked, fist-sized funnels that community leader, but that inevitably fails
point downward. Gripping pads grow on when they start lashing out.
her soles, shins, forearms and palms, and
her skin grows thick and callused. Once Yet somehow, termagants attract allies. A
the transformation is complete, the coterie of housewives and other easily-
termagant becomes the epitome of impressed dipshits gradually forms, seeing
bitchiness. Envious and sullen, termagants the termagant as some kind of angel in the
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need to stand out as the protagonist in repurposed gutters. For every 24 cycles a
their own story. Such followings number termagant spends letting water run
2 + 2d5 karens, snobs and other dipshits, through her Vertebral Turbines, a
and they greatly aid the termagant in termagant gains a +1 bonus to all Intellect
acquiring detailed updates on the region. rolls made for the following thirty-six
Very rarely a coven of termagants forms hours, to a maximum bonus of +3.
instead, with 3 + 2d5 such horrid women
converging and squabbling nonstop. Such Any number of those bonuses can be
covens rip themselves apart within a expended to use the dreaded Pain Spray.
matter of a few years, but before that With her body convulsing, the termagant
happens the coven will work together to sprays a liquid from her bulging eyes; the
lash out at local BBWs and then anyone liquid is colored verdigris and glows with
else they think is having a good time. that same hue in the dark. Pain Spray is
effectively a projectile attack with a range
They cling to ceilings using their body’s of Short. For each bonus expended, the
gripping pads, clambering along with little termagant may take aim at one target, to a
issue. They can also detect the suffering of maximum of three. The spray does 1
vertebrates, seeing flickering orange damage at most, but it also induces a
crosshatching wherever an animal with a crippling agony, forcing those struck by it
backbone is suffering in any fashion. The to make a Physique roll to avoid being
more suffering there is, the more vivid the stunned for a number of cycles equal to
crosshatching — termagants can see each the number of bonuses used. As soon as it
other from a mile away, of course. Angst, hits anything the liquid evaporates into
injury, sadness, anger, sickness, those verdigris-colored fumes that reeks of urine
things can be seen through obstructions but vanishes within a minute. Termagants
and darkness with ease by a termagant. extend the range of Pain Spray by using it
Beyond that, a termagant’s senses are no from above, relying upon gravity to assist
different from any normal human’s. them. Rarely some termagants develop
other Powers, all of them requiring their
The Vertebral Turbines possessed by Vertebral Turbines and using a finite range
termagants are the bony funnels lining a of concepts such as stonework, moonlight,
termagant’s spine. Water runs through running water, statues and suffering.
the funnels and spins the organic turbines Termagants are essentially grotesques and
contained in those funnels, giving the gargoyles in the flesh, lurking atop
termagant a source of supernatural power. buildings and on ceilings in the dead of
Termagants, of course, let running water night, seething at their own self-induced
pour through their Vertebral Turbines misery.
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Termagants rely upon their followers to
protect them from the consequences of Farzana was a sorority girl, getting by on
their actions. Pain Spray is a termagant’s athletic scholarships. Her team losing a
first defense, and if she can’t make use of it big game combined with a car accident
she panics. She turns insanely shrill, caused her to transform into a truly nasty
shrieking for help as she grabs the hair of termagant. A block-jawed, beady-eyed
her attackers and yanks all about. If control freak, Farzana now lives on
forced to she’ll flail up and down at her campus, her previous life forgotten beyond
enemies. Termagants are obviously a desire to spite all of the BBW students.
lackluster in a fistfight and will flee the A two-handed sword with a blade like a
fight after 1 + d5 cycles. A termagant snake’s tongue erupted from her ass not
coven is only marginally better, doing long after her transformation; Farzana
their best to attack their foes from behind, considers it a sign that her desires are
throwing things and mobbing single justified. She doesn’t really know how to
targets when they run out of things to use the sword, but she brandishes it
throw. Regardless of how many whenever she schemes against one
termagants there are, they all prefer to particular bloat of BBWs — a bloat that
remain on the ceiling and there’s no proved completely oblivious to her taunts
ceiling they do everything they can to and demands before her transformation.
remain out of reach.
Jaime hated the “milfs” she always saw
Kathy Jones got her lofty position at work around town. Their heaving, milk-filled
thanks to her uncle being a retired chief breasts constantly nursing their kids, their
officer and her incompetence drove the gigantic butts constantly wobbling on
business into the ground soon after. A evening jogs, Jaime hated how happy they
batrachian little idiot, Kathy transformed were, how they always ignored her advice
after her former employees beat the shit for a vegan diet. When she tried chasing
out of her after so many years of suffering after Helen’s huge ass during the oblivious
her abuse. Frittering away her money left woman’s evening jog, Jaime’s legs gave out
her homeless, so now Kathy dwells in the and the rain started to pour. Helen went
ruins of her former workplace, plotting home to nurse her kids for dinner and
revenge against everyone. Always Jaime went home with weird new urges.
underfoot and always vindictive, Kathy It's been a month since that night and
was always one to blame somebody else Jaime’s planning to defile the gardens of all
for her mistakes. She’s been lurking for of those horrible milfs. Helen’s prize-
only a few months, but she’s already winning garden is going to be Jaime’s
attracted a few homeless drug addicts. magnum opus in defilement. Now she has
They’re eager to help her, as she’s to do it without anyone noticing.
convinced them that she means well.

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Wildcake (Entity) there’s always a candle, lit with a flame
Dexterity 5 (Tumble Away (T)) that’s constantly changing colors.
Empathy 4 (Dead Quiet, Intentions (T),
Scary Flames) Wildcakes can detect vibrations at Short
Intellect 3 (Hiding Places (S), Predict range, though their hearing is rather poor;
Predators) all Wildcakes suffer a -2 penalty to all
Physique 4 (Escape Grapples (T), Smack Intellect rolls made to hear potential
Away) predators. They obviously cannot smell or
HP 5 taste anything, either, but they do possess
Speed 3 (15/turn) some degree of vision through tiny
Power: Flare Boost indentations along their sides. Granted, all
Tools: Candle they can make out are shifting differences
in light and dark, but it works. The
A soft squelch, the crumbling of icing. looming shadow of a BBW is obvious
enough, but her thunderous footfalls will
These peculiar bakery escapees go by most likely give her away long before the
many names. Glazebok. Feral wildcake sees her.
Confectionary. Waybread. Regardless of
their shape, size and form of locomotion, Movement for a wildcake depends upon
one thing unites them all: they’re richly what kind of cake they are. Custards flow
decorated cakes possessed of animal and drip. Cheesecakes bounce and flip.
intelligence and mobility. Who made Fudges tromp and march atop columnar
them and how they developed some legs. Regardless, a wildcake trying to
semblance of life is a mystery, but none of escape a hunter will roll and tumble as fast
that matters to a hungry BBW that’s as it can — the given Speed is also its
managed to corner one. Oddly enough, maximum, as running is not possible. That
the first wildcake a BBW encounters is changes when going downhill, however,
bound to be her favorite flavor. tripling readily as gravity takes hold of the
wildcake. Most wildcakes will zigzag and
A wildcake can come in any variety and twirl like mad if their pursuer gets too
size, but the vast majority are eighteen close, becoming completely unpredictable
inches across and nine inches tall, with a in their escape route.
single candle sticking up from its center.
The candle varies wildly from one Supposing a wildcake is reduced to 0 HP, it
specimen to another; one might possess a turns into a normal cake on the spot,
plain white candle, while another might sterilizing the spot where it fell with a
have an elaborate candle carved from a flash of temperature extremes — any
question mark-shaped strip of birch. But creature caught within the flash suffers 3 +
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The average wildcake (“average” being Hot fudge wildcakes are blocky and tromp
relative here) can be consumed once slain, about. They enjoy heat, bubbling readily
granting the consumer 4 Size Points. and healing 1 HP per hour spent in either
direct sunlight or near a source of heat.
Combat is beyond wildcakes, so their one Such a wildcake has an additional 5 HP
Power is meant to help them escape. Flare and grants 6 Size Points.
Boost can be activated while on the move,
healing 1 HP and increasing the wildcake’s Custard wildcakes treat Escape Grapples as
Speed by its remaining HP for 1 + d5 a Specialty Trait and can slap every foe
cycles. Not only that, but the wildcake within Close range to daze them for 1
gains a +1 bonus to all Dexterity rolls made cycle.
during that time. However, once the
duration ends, the wildcake has to wait Layered wildcakes have at least two layers,
twelve cycles before using Flare Boost which can split open to form a mouth with
again. Flare Boost can be seen readily; icing teeth. Such a wildcake can bite a
when active, the candle’s flame doubles in target for 2 damage, but should the bite
size and when the Power is recuperating miss, the wildcake is thrown off-balance
the flame sputters and twirls. and effectively dazed for 2 cycles.

Wildcakes prefer cool places, out of direct Crème brûlée wildcakes are also fond of
sunlight. Sometimes they gather in groups heat and gain the same benefits as hot
of 3 + d10, all within Short range of each fudge wildcakes. Unlike hot fudge
other. Wildcakes can readily detect the specimens, crème brûlée wildcakes only
candles of other wildcakes at Long range. have an additional 1 HP and are far more
daring with their escapes, seemingly
Wildcakes have highly variable abilities taunting their pursuers as they tumble.
based upon what kind of confectionary
they’re supposed to be. Some are Cheesecake wildcakes are able to resist
exceptions to the rules just given, while BBW Powers more readily than other
others cleave to those rules tightly. wildcakes. They can shed 1 HP in the
form of their crumbly crust to
Ice cream wildcakes form into spheres automatically succeed at any roll made to
rather than cylinders, freezing liquids so resist a BBW Power directed at it.
they can roll right over them. Not only
that, but they can release an aura of Rumors persist of towering wildcakes,
coldness that deals 1 damage to anything multiple tiers topped by multiple candles.
touching them, stunning for 2 cycles on a No one has definitive proof that they
resounding success. exist… Yet.

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Cults (Unique Entity/Predator Groups) themselves, the cult’s actions inevitably
bring it into conflict with the rest of
As long as people have had words and mankind, as its dark god(s) demand things
thoughts, they’ve had beliefs. First came that fly in the face of human instincts.
genes, then came memes. Chimpanzees
pirouette and prance when it rains. Crows Nothing can truly prepare a cultist for
hold vigil over their fallen. Elephants what their deity demands. Eventually the
ponder the bones of their kin. Humans, demands prove to be anathema to the
however, display the greatest variety in majority of cult members — but by the
terms of belief. Some ideas are benign, time that happens, a cultist has put too
others malign, but they eventually evolve much into the cult to back out. Even
or vanish from the many memeplexes of supposing there are no punishments for
humanity. Cultural evolution is much like leaving, backing out would mean all of
biological evolution — generations pass, their efforts for the cult were for naught.
and their ideas are tested by the struggles Even the youngest, weakest cults maintain
of their age. Some are found wanting. their numbers for just that reason.
Others thrive. Some should not.
So it’s no surprise when the longest-
Cults are the culmination of concepts, serving cultists are mentally broken,
ideas and beliefs usually introduced from absolutely apathetic, thoroughly in denial
entities that most would consider or some combination thereof.
abnormal. Some cults may have only Euphemisms and dodging certain
arisen in the past few years, while others questions are how they get by, with
may have lurked in the shadows for individuals oftentimes shirking their
dozens of generations. The source of a cultish duties so someone else is forced to
cult’s creed could be nearly anything, as deal with the harsh reality of the situation.
mundane as a self-proclaimed prophet, or The cult’s deity offers superb
as surreal as a psychic entity composed by compensation most of the time, as it
a cult performing a groupthink conformity understands to some extent that it’s going
ritual. Aliens from another world, against the grain for its followers, much as
ancestral possession, anything the GM can someone knows their dog doesn’t like
think of or find can be easily made into getting a bath but forces it to do so
the source of a cult’s creation. anyway. The treat given afterward usually
lets the dog forget all about the bath, but
However, cults are unnatural. They go the gifts given by a cultish god never make
against the grain, spitting in the face of the memories go away. That is to say,
humanity by possessing goals that are unless the object of worship erases those
detrimental to humanity’s existence. No memories as a gift.
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But what kind of goals do cults pursue? affect anyone wearing, bearing or wielding
The all-encompassing answer is: whatever jade.
their god desires. Cult gods ultimately
don’t give a flying fuck about humanity as The second weakness is ebon lightning. A
a whole. If they want something, it’s supernatural force, ebon lightning strikes
probably bad for mankind. Most of the from the legendary blunderstorms that
time, not even their own cults are safe and accrue as a reaction to cult activities being
the cultists don’t even know it. On the concentrated in a region. Ebon lightning
flipside, all cultish beings possess two turns any stone it strikes into narrow veins
definite weaknesses, with a third weakness of jade reaching up to 5d20 feet long and
being possible. The third weakness is up d4 feet thick, and if it strikes a cultish
to the GM, but the first and second being the results are devastating. Cultish
weaknesses are concrete. Cultish beings beings are immediately floored and
are priests, non-priests possessing cult stunned for 4 + d20 cycles; they suffer
Powers, as well as entities and predators 5d20 damage which they cannot reduce in
crafted by a cult, such as brutes and any way — the ebon lightning is reality’s
homunks. corrective measure against the cult’s
malignancy. Non-cult entities and
The first weakness is jade. Bowenite, predators only suffer 4 + d20 damage from
nephrite, jadeite, pounamu, greenstone — ebon lightning, yet BBWs are healed for 4
if it falls under the category of jade, it will + d20 HP and have their Powers recharged
cause cultish beings harm. Physical immediately. Cultish beings can feel
contact with jade induces excruciating when a blunderstorm is forming within
pain in cultish beings, causing the cultish Far range and suffer a -1 penalty to all rolls
being to react accordingly, suffering an when they can feel it, due to their
effect not unlike scalding as they do mounting anxiety. A blunderstorm that’s
everything they can to escape contact. taken form is considerably nastier for
They’re effectively stunned for as long as cultish beings, filling the sky and refusing
they’re in contact with jade and take 1 HP to go away until the cult underneath it
of damage for each cycle contact is disperses to the corners of the Earth — or
maintained. Cultish beings have the whenever the GM deems it appropriate.
ability to accurately recognize the mineral Cultish beings will do everything they can
using any of their senses and react with to take cover from the open sky, due to the
revulsion and fear, doing their best to intense terror they feel; if they can’t, they
avoid the dread material regardless of the suffer a -3 penalty to all rolls, so long as
immediate situation. A weapon made of the blunderstorm is directly observable
jade or bearing exposed jade insets deals an with any senses. Blunderstorms are meant
additional d4 damage to cultish beings, to be a plot device meant to give the PCs
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an edge, should a cult start to get the let alone traced. They work normal jobs,
upper hand. they live normal lives, they have normal
relationships… until it’s time to bust a
Cults can vary wildly in size and cult. Then their strange tools and skills
capabilities. Their competence directly see full use, dedicated to the annihilation
impacts their growth and potential, with of the inhuman faiths that pollute
the weakest cults typically kept weak by civilization. From the revered Cave Bear
the priest’s own incompetence. The Lodge to the Electrum Order to the
smallest cults consists of a single priest and Hunting Berets to the Dokuzoku, cult
a dozen or so cultists, usually abused and hunters have organized themselves in
misled by a mess of a deity. The mightiest secret, passing down hard-won
of cults can have thousands upon knowledge, tools and skills to those they
thousands of faithful, with a multi-tiered know to have been wronged by cults and
clergy backed by a legion of “lictors” — seek justice.
tried-and-true cultists that act as a private
army and enforce internal cohesion. As a It's always an uphill battle for such
cult’s influence grows, the priests find hunters. Cults with any amount of
favor with their foul patron; a priest just experience are wily foes, keeping escape
starting out only has a single Power and a routes and decoys ready at all times.
scant few supernatural abilities, while the Eliminating a violent cult dedicated to
head priest of a globe-spanning cult will American football might be easy when it
have several Powers that have grown from consists of only a few meatheads and a
what used to be noteworthy but otherwise mascot costume animated by the offal of
feeble supernatural abilities. sacrifices, but a cult of greed and excess
that spans a continent or a country is
Yet no cult operates out in the open. Not something else entirely. The one thing
even those cults that possess the greatest that stands in favor of cult hunters is the
temporal power dare to do so, knowing formation of a blunderstorm, something
that to do so would invite not only the that always bedevils cults. No cult hunter
wrath of the general public but also that of goes without wearing jade jewelry, either
dedicated cult hunters. A true cult’s — even if it’s only a pinky finger ring or
rituals are so foul, so inhuman that no an anklet, that’s more than enough to
right-thinking person would tolerate such ward off cultish beings.
things, as the god’s lack of care for
humanity is made readily apparent by the BBWs fascinate priests that know of BBW
cult’s actions. Cult hunters operate in cells Powers. BBWs actually make good cult
and in complete secrecy, forgoing the hunters. For one, they’re immune to the
latest in communications technology in effects of cult-manufactured foodstuffs.
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to be a serious threat. BBW Powers have a
habit of going right through cultish In a less horrible scenario, civilization is
defenses and most cultists become shaken simply collapsed but the planet is more or
by the fact that someone who’s not in less intact. Could be the cult’s god has
their faith can have such things. The limited capabilities no matter how it
psychological impact of a BBW using her manifests or acts, could be multiple cults
Powers is more than enough for those few tried to reach their goals and their deities
priests in the know to keep their cult from began fighting on sight. Essentially this is
interacting with such girls. Priests that a post-Armageddon scenario, a “bad reset”
have experienced BBW Powers would love where the PCs might be down but not out.
dearly to kidnap BBWs to study them, but Trying to survive in this situation would
to date none have succeeded. be difficult, but perhaps the cults are
shrinking as their gods kill each other in a
Cults war with each other all of the time. raging holy war.
These secret affairs consists of sabotage
mostly, with a rare brawl or kidnapping Blunderstorms and jade vex priests with
occurring at the apex of such things. Some their mere existence, to the point where
wars persist for generations, not unlike cults are stymied by the presence of those
blood feuds — more than a few minor two weaknesses alone. Sure, they could
cults formed by isolated clans have take over the world in a fortnight and
maintained legit cultish blood feuds for bring about their patron’s wishes, but then
centuries. Schisms annoy some cult gods a blunderstorm would most likely form
but amuse others; the former desire simple during the massive ritual needed to do so.
obedience, while the latter see it as a sort Jade scares away the vast majority of the
of pruning or pets playfighting. The PCs creatures crafted and summoned by
could easily find themselves playing a role priests, so a Bloat of BBW cult hunters can
not unlike Yojimbo, instigating a war swiftly turn the tide of battle just by
between cults so they can clean up the wearing jade jewelry.
remnants.
But then there’s the third weakness of
Worst case scenario, a cult has its way and cultish beings! That varies from cult to
its foul deity begins to fully manifest, cult. Sometimes it’s something silly, such
defeating anyone that so much as poses a as a vegan cult’s weakness to meat, other
threat and takes over everything. The times it’s something more obscure, such as
planet could be broken apart, it could be a lightless cult’s weakness to liquified
swiftly converted into an alien biosphere, starlight. The effects of the third
humanity could be turned into a vast weakness varies from cult to cult, but
fleshy reef, there’s no telling. Game over, without fail it does HP damage and
man, game over! induces intense terror in cultish beings.

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Brutes are uncontrollable by default. Some priests are “blessed” by their dark
Consumed by their hunger, the flabby gods. Some cultish beings are only
monstrosities rage at anything that gets in vaguely human-like in shape. Some
the way of their eating. Yet there’s a priests just don’t want to be recognized
specific musical instrument that’s able to when out and about. For all of them,
suppress every brute’s hunger completely, that’s where the everyman’s guise comes
turning them into servants eager to please. in. An everyman’s guise takes days to
Called a bladtar, the instrument is measure out and sew, but the end result is
immediately recognizable and is crafted by a wide-brimmed hat, long coat, dress shirt,
priests. A bladtar consists of a long neck slacks and shoes, all incredibly boring to
plunging into a carved gourd or similar look at. Sure, it’s made from a mixture of
container that’s open on top, with an air- expensive and eldritch materials, but it’s
filled bladder partway up the neck, with a boring. That’s intentional, of course —
single string stretched over it along the the wearer is trying to evade notice! It
neck’s length. Bowed, plucked and takes a few minutes to don and doff, but
strummed, the bladtar has an eerie, it’s comfy, relaxing the wearer’s nerves so
ominous sound to it, regardless of what they don’t ruin the outfit’s purpose by
culture the listener comes from. acting out of the ordinary.

Successfully playing a bladtar lets the The wearer of an everyman’s guise swiftly
bladtarist direct brutes. All brutes within blends in with any crowd. Even without a
earshot of a bladtarist playing have their crowd, the wearer is just so mundane, so
hunger suppressed after a full cycle is bland that they go ignored by even the
spent hearing it. The bladtarist, so long as most attentive eyes. The wearer of an
they continue playing, gain a +5 bonus on everyman’s guise gains a +5 bonus on all
all rolls made to command brutes. Being rolls made to go unnoticed, and anyone
dullards, brutes can only follow basic that tries to keep an eye on the wearer
directions, such as carrying something suffers a -3 penalty on any roll made to
somewhere, following someone, going to a remember the wearer after parting ways.
certain location they can plainly see, or Obviously, the wearer will be noticed if
attacking a target. Or the bladtarist can they try to do anything blatantly illegal or
simply play, letting a comrade direct the otherwise wrong, dispelling the guise’s
brutes. Once the bladtar stops, however, supernatural effects for as long as they act
the brutes feel their hunger surge back out of line. Trespassing, obvious theft,
with a vengeance and they gain a +2 bonus murder, those kinds of things. Each guise
on all Physique rolls for the following six has to be tailor-made and is expensive;
cycles. Every bladtar is a masterpiece and priests safeguard the secret of creating
takes 2 + d4 months to craft — they everyman’s guises jealously, charging
cannot be mass-produced! exorbitant fees to craft them.

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Glutcakes are insidious and only created their gut, raging out of control as the
by imago cults. They’re created purely to microbes in the glutcake begin rewriting
lure in people and turn them into brutes. their host’s physiology. The hunger is so
A combinations of yeasts is used to create intense the brute-to-be is thoroughly
glutcakes; three or more priests working convinced they will die if they stop eating,
together can churn out dozens of glutcakes making them violently, mercilessly
within a few days with ease, supposing hangry. They’ll grow taller, rounder, and
they have plenty of sugars and starch. uglier as they continue eating, grabbing
Glutcakes can stay out in the open for d4 and devouring whatever edibles can be
days before melting into nothingness, but seen. It takes d4 hours for the
they can kept frozen for up to two years. transformation to complete, and the
A single glutcake is all it takes to turn person that was once there vanishes,
someone into a brute; any extra glutcakes twisted by the fear of starvation into a
are there simply to fuel their growth. hangry behemoth. Cults will corral brutes
for mass sacrifices and even military
A glutcake resembles a cylinder of rose offensives against their rivals sometimes,
pink triple-cream cheese, six inches tall usually targeting isolated settlements with
and wide. It produces an incredibly sweet their glutcake “feasts” to start with.
aroma, a thick and cloying smell that wafts
on the air in all directions up to Far range, Yet for the thousands of women who turn
regardless of how the wind blows. Human into brutes, there’s always a few who
beings are quite enticed by the smell; become BBWs instead. For whatever
anyone that smells a glutcake immediately reason the cultish desserts do no harm to
suffers pangs of hunger and has to make an such rare women, instead causing them to
Intellect roll with a -5 penalty to resist bloat up into blubberclad beauties. It takes
eating it. If they succeed, their hunger eight glutcakes to result in 1 Size Point;
vanishes and they can resist the BBWs-to-be are just as taken by the odor
temptation easily enough for the next 4 + as anyone else, so they’ll just keep eating
2d10 hours, after which they must roll and eating until their Size Total reaches 3.
again. If they fail, then they set into the After that, they can attempt an Intellect
glutcake ravenously. roll once every cycle to snap out of it.
Failure sees them continue feasting,
As soon as a glutcake enters someone’s heedless of the dangers around them.
mouth, it’s all over. A glutcake melts in Success sees them come to their senses,
the mouth, meaning it only takes twelve albeit dazed for two cycles as they process
cycles to completely eat one. But for the what the fuck they did to themselves.
vast majority of people, that’s essentially a Such BBWs definitely become immune to
death sentence. Their mind promptly the allure of glutcakes and other cultish
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Brute hoodies are a staple amongst the Folding cleavers became an oddly popular
more martial of cults. They replaced the “survival” tool for a few years, after some
majority of cult robes and pointy hoods self-proclaimed survivalist spouted off
only a few decades ago, but their initial about them constantly on his syndicated
design has proven so successful that it’s television show about drinking his own
seen only superficial alterations. They’re piss. Cults took to folding cleavers quite
more than mere hoodies, however — keenly only partly for that reason, with
they’re made from brutes, with a single their other reason being they’re easy to
brute supplying enough parts for 1 + d4 carry and intimidating enough to silence
brute hoodies. A single brute hoodie takes whistleblowers. In every case, cults have
two weeks to manufacture, as occult taken the original design and modified it
ointments and other such things must be to suit their needs. The blade has a
used in the process. Oftentimes the face is squared end that’s usually sharpened and
used as part of a hoodie’s back, which is folds edge-first into the handle, with a
considered good luck amongst cultists. locking pin and leaf spring both serving to
Flap-pockets, pouches and more are keep the blade in position. The blade’s
evenly distributed over a brute hoodie, set length can vary, with the smallest being
in just the right place for the wearer to nine inches long and the largest being
reach into swiftly and with almost no eighteen. The handles are lovingly crafted
effort involved. Some cults prefer keeping and have the locking pin attached by way
their hoodies in the same color as the of a cord.
brute they were made from, while others
opt to dye their hoodies in sacred hues. Cultists use their folding cleavers for cult
projects, such as setting up encampments
Spongy, quilted and reaching nearly to the and fighting enemies of the cult. As a one-
knees, brute hoodies are grisly to look at handed weapon, a folding cleaver adds 2
but entirely functional. They reduce any damage and stuns on a resounding success.
damage aimed at the wearer’s arms, torso Cult versions tend to have a brutal twist to
and/or thighs by d4; the amount is decided the ones they craft and own; one cult
once every daybreak. It also grants the might produce cleavers with concave
user a +2 bonus on all Physique rolls made blades, while another might craft cleavers
to endure rough weather and extreme that retain poison on their blades for up to
environments. It takes six cycles to don or 2d4 hours. Folding cleavers lack
doff a brute hoodie, given the bezainting handguards of any sort due to their folding
of the quilting; discs of metal or ceramic nature. Identifying a cult by their cleaver
are inserted to help protect the wearer. design can be oddly easy, as they maintain
Brute hoodies can never be worn in public peculiar traditions regarding the design of
without drawing undue attention, such is such tools. Any given cultist only carries
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Procession lanterns are commonly carried Brute lanterns are fueled by oil made from
by priests and notable cultists during cult the rendered fat of brutes. Much like
ceremonies and rituals. A cult pilgrimage whale oil, brute oil gives a clear daylight
is a terrifying thing to witness, as hue when burned, which makes it quite
procession lanterns are undeniably easy to see by. It burns without any
unnatural objects for anyone to be discernable odor, too, which is a nice plus.
carrying about. They come in several Brute lanterns are baroque masterpieces,
varieties, with priests holding some in making everything within Short range
high esteem. Truth be told, no two cults visible without any issue. The main catch
are alike, so their gods prefer different is creating brutes — one brute provides
lanterns according to their domains. enough fuel for one hundred such lanterns
alone, but they’re nasty!
Rot lanterns consist of a long pole that has
a two-handed grip at one end and a rotting Endolithic lanterns are fucking rocks on
carcass of some sort on the opposite end, sticks. To be more precise, it’s a rock
the carcass turned inside out and secured roughly four inches in diameter, stuck at
by twine. The bioluminescent glow of the end of a stick where the branches have
decomposers gives a rot lantern an eerie been carefully woven around the rock.
green light, making everything within Microbes eating the interior of the rock
Close range of the carcass visible. Non- produce light in various colors, making
cultists within Short range of a rot lantern everything within Short range visible,
have to make a Physique roll to avoid albeit in a shifting kaleidoscope of colors.
being dazed for 1 + d5 cycles by vomiting While much desired, such lanterns are
from the nauseating smell. rare, granted only by truly ancient beings
that operate at an astoundingly slow speed.
Luminol lanterns are ghoulish, in a cold
way. They drip blood and luminol in an The rarest of all is the portal lantern.
alternating fashion, which produces a Bound into a metal frame of some alien
ghostly blue light that makes everything in alloy the size of a man’s head, it’s actually
Close range visible. It does make finding a portal to another world, where light is
things by color slightly harder given the always present. It makes everything
light’s hue, but it’s several steps above a rot within Medium range visible, but there’s a
lantern. At the same time, a luminol nasty catch. The portal is small, but
lantern is generally crafted to appear there’s life on the other side — intelligent
intimidating, which makes the blue light it life. Such beings will inevitably try to
produces much more frightening than it parley with whoever’s near the lantern,
would otherwise be. making diabolical offers or demands.
Creating a portal lantern requires the
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The implement known as the Saturnine repeatedly, the demon will only respect
Sickle has been around for ages, yet it only the fact that they bear the Saturnine Sickle
finds its way into the hands of cult priests. as a sign of favor but nothing more.
It’s a sickle, the foot-long blade carved Amongst cults, possessing the Saturnine
from transparent quartz that’s more or less Sickle is considered a sign that a priest’s
unbreakable. The handle is usually six god is destined for glorious things, so the
inches of some kind of wood, but that’s priest had better live up to that sign… or
changed over the years; one priest replace else.
the broken wood with a section of a
victim’s femur, while another installed a If the Saturnine Sickle is present at a cult’s
six-foot pole on the blade. The sickle has a ceremony, ritual or other such affair, the
socketed end, which can be further priests in charge gain a +4 bonus on all
improved with pegs or nails. While rolls involved to make sure the cult-affair
largely mundane in appearance, the goes as intended.
Saturnine Sickle’s served so many cult
gods that its foulness persists, even Besides that, the Saturnine Sickle operates
without a cult’s god blessing it. as a sickle would, adding 2 damage to
attacks made with it and dazing on a
Brutes fear the Saturnine Sickle on a resounding success. While it can be used
deeply instinctive level. Their hunger to attack, it can also hook opposing
abates at the sight of it, replaced by a weapons, catch limbs and reap crops. The
faltering fear that makes them rather Saturnine Sickle gains a +2 bonus to the
compliant in the face of whoever bears the Physique roll made to reduce a target to 0
quartz implement. In this regard the HP in a fight, such is its grim purpose.
Saturnine Sickle acts as a baldtar, with the
brutes being commanded acting upon the However, the Saturnine Sickle demands
commands given for as long as they’re greatness of whoever wields it. If it’s not
aware of the sickle being present; if the used to finish off a foe in combat, the
wielder leaves the area and the brutes are wielder suffers a -2 penalty on all rolls
fully aware that the Saturnine Sickle is made to dodge for the remainder of the
nowhere near them, their hunger returns, fight, and they also suffer 1 HP of damage
slowly but surely. as the sickle turns on them as a reprimand.
Inevitably the Saturnine Sickle will find its
Other cultish beings respect the wielder’s wielder unbefitting of its presence, which
wishes, but only insofar as their own typically ends in a humiliating end for the
personal natures allow. For example, a sorry priest. More than one priest has
war demon might only superficially thought themselves dominating a bloat of
respect the sickle’s wielder — if said BBW cult hunters, only to have the
wielder hasn’t proven themselves in battle sickle’s curvature at their own neck…

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Jadebone wraps are created by cult hunters Venus rapiers are rather uncommon.
and worn into active conflicts. The They’re not exactly difficult to craft using
creation of a jadebone wrap takes 2 + d4 modern technology, but carrying an actual
months and is a top secret process, taught rapier around in public isn’t really feasible
only to cult hunters who have proven for obvious reasons and martial training in
their worth. Such a wrap is a rectangle the use of rapiers is far from common or
custom-fitted to its owner, but on average cheap. Despite this, cult hunters favor the
it’s five feet wide and twenty-five feet long use of rapiers due to one legendary bloat
— many wearers are BBWs, so the length using them to destroy one of the world’s
accounts for their girth. No two jadebone most dangerous cults. A Venus rapier has
wraps are completely alike, but all of them a blade long enough so the base of the
are made from wool and bear sunflower blade reaches the navel when stood on the
embroidery. A fibula is used to hold it in blade’s tip. The grip always has several
place over the left shoulder, and a jade jade insets, and the hilt follows the
cabochon set in the fibula proves more Pappenheimer design, with the pommel
than enough to frighten off cultish beings. made from a single piece of jade. The
The owner’s name is always embroidered blade itself always possesses a cutting edge
on the inner side in gold thread. as well as a sturdy piercing point; the exact
form varies from one rapier to the next,
Jadebone wraps have the same anti-cult with one possibly possessing a double-
properties as jade, even without the fibula. helix blade while another has one that’s
The wool is also imbued with the potency entirely double-edged but otherwise plain.
of a blunderstorm, reducing any damage Jade cabochons are normally set in the hilt
aimed at the wearer by 2. Not only that, and blade as well to dissuade cultish beings
but once worn for at least four hours the from grabbing onto them during a fight.
wrap’s special ability activates. If the
wearer is ever reduced to 0 HP, the wrap Venus rapiers add 3 damage and stun on a
activates, instantly healing 4 + 2d10 of resounding success. They can slash and
their HP, clearing the mind and treating cut but truly excel at thrusting, giving the
the most serious injuries first, such as user a +2 bonus on rolls made to pierce
broken bones and damaged organs. The armor and shields to get at a target. If used
wearer ceases being dazed and stunned to riposte, the attacker suffers a -3 penalty
and gains a +3 bonus on rolls made to on their next roll made to dodge or block,
resist being dazed and stunned for the as the rapier’s wielder can immediately
following two cycles. However, jadebone counterattack as a free action. If the
wraps make it hard to avoid scrutiny, wielder reduces an enemy to 0 HP with
causing the wearer to suffer a -3 penalty to the rapier, all of their Powers promptly
go unnoticed visually. The wrap’s special recharge and become fully charged, letting
ability recharges after 4 + d20 hours. the wielder use them right away.

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Ursus axes are uncommon objects, only Opposing the axe blade is the bell of a
numbering one hundred and forty in all. hammer, a circular striking surface. The
They find their way to whoever needs haft is attached by going through a hole in
them most — cult hunters, in particular. the head and secured by a combination of
They used to be much more common, nails, pegs, rawhide and glue.
back when copper tools were considered
the height of technological achievement Originally created as a tool, an ursus axe
and the world was untamed, with Foul became a weapon when needed, and then
Beings lurking where the walls of reality it became a very potent weapon against
were weakest. Wielded by warriors alien gods and their servants. As a one-
beyond peer, ursus axes were used against handed weapon, an ursus axe adds 2
the first servants of those Foul Beings, damage to attacks made against non-cult
proving particularly effective time and beings, stuns on a resounding success, and
time again. The stories and gives a +2 bonus on rolls made to harm
accomplishments that followed the armored foes. When used against cultish
weapons imbued them with a force that beings, an ursus axe adds 2 + d5 damage
will never weaken, but instead merely instead and automatically stuns for one
slumber until needed once more. cycle. Cultish beings and their willing
allies have to make an Intellect roll with a
Despite being around for thousands of -4 penalty to avoid fleeing in terror, and
years, the one hundred and forty ursus even if they manage to stick it out they
axes that remain are virtually identical. suffer a -2 penalty to all rolls made while
Cult hunters only have to replace the hafts in the presence of the ursus axe. For every
and grips, really, as the head of an ursus blow an ursus axe deals, the wielder heals
axe is nigh-indestructible. An ursus axe a number of HP equal to the damage dealt.
has a hardwood haft two feet long, with a Once an ursus axe has damaged an enemy
rawhide grip and a ring-shaped pommel three times, it gives its wielder the ability
with a wrist loop attached, along with the to lunge from one spot to another
tooth of a predatory animal. These details instantaneously, vanishing from sight in
were wordlessly agreed upon by cult the process. The wielder can move up to
hunters, seeing the utility in the design. Medium range with the ursus axe dash;
The head of an ursus axe is where its using the dash ability counts as moving
supernatural purity lies. Made entirely about, but it gives the user a +4 bonus on
from translucent, polished jade, it’s more rolls made to take someone (or something)
of an axe-hammer, shaped like an upside- by surprise, letting the user get in a free
down boat six inches long. The axe blade hit or avoid danger, for example. Once a
is dull, which is intentional — it acts on dash is performed, the ursus axe has to
wood by bursting the fibers apart via strike three more successful blows again
pressure being exerted on a narrow area. before the user can perform the dash.

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Shiori’s Lamp is a rather recent anti-cult Short. When powered by electricity,
relic, with the light fixture itself having Shiori’s Lamp produces light with a range
been manufactured thirty years ago. of Medium. The lamps installed have their
Shiori Matsumoto herself is a class light changed by the light fixture; it
representative with such a fat ass she’s becomes as clear as a sunny summer day at
become reliant upon Umbral Cloud to get noon, exposing anything worth noticing
around, but her lamp seems to always get by those within the light’s reach. The
around much faster than she does. It kept voltage and current are surprisingly
her safe from a particularly vile cult and negligible for the fixture, never
she figured the lamp would serve serious overwhelming any electrical circuit.
cult hunters just fine. Shiori’s Lamp
always finds its way to those who need it Shiori’s Lamp has the same properties as
most. It’s never in need of repair, its bulbs jade when it comes to affecting cultish
are always fresh out of the box, its cord is beings. Cultish beings cannot abide the
always long enough and it’s always bright light, staying as far from its reach as
enough. possible; for every cycle they remain
within the light, they’re blinded, suffer 1
Shiori’s Lamp is a Tiffany-style lamp that HP of damage and are dazed by agony.
was made to resemble a tree, its body two Anyone colluding with a cult or so much
feet tall, its base ten feet wide and its leafy as sympathetic to one suffers a severe
shade eighteen inches across. Its two pull- sunburn when caught within the light cast
chains operate two sockets of different by Shiori’s Lamp for a number of cycles
sizes; the sockets change to match the two equal to their Physique. Any non-cult
most common light bulb (lamp) types in entities and predators sleeping within the
the region, always without anyone light recover 1 + d5 HP once they’re done
noticing. There’s a compartment inside sleeping.
the base that contains a small Stirling
engine that accepts a variety of liquid fuels Damaging Shiori’s Lamp is not something
and has a mechanical igniter attached. that’s ever been achieved. Whenever it
The cord is normally five feet long… would fall over, the fixture always
normally. When it’s found, Shiori’s Lamp manages to hang by its cord or land on
always seems to have a cord that’s the something soft. Shots fired at it always hit
perfect length for when it’s needed most. something else harmlessly and power
surges simply hit something else down the
Without electricity, Shiori’s Lamp relies line. Cults are beginning to take notice of
upon its Stirling engine for power; the device, but stories now circulate
regardless if one or both bulbs are on, the claiming that Shiori will retake her Lamp,
engine can keep them lit for six hours, ending multiple cults with a single yank of
during which time the light has a range of both pull-chains…

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The Molek Society fancies itself as being at The one place the Molek Society deems
the forefront of everything, acting as the holiest of all is actually out in the
humanity’s vanguard for the progress of middle of nowhere, where a fifty-ton
civilization. The priesthood counts chief meteorite crashed down. A research
officers of multiple corporations among its station was built over it and from there
ranks, as well as nobility, royalty and Molek made its presence known. The
politicians. Massive multicontinental Molek Society formed as important
corporations are in sway to the Molek individuals were brought into the
Society, with employees engaging in meteorite’s presence and became
rituals without even realizing it; the enthralled by its skull-rattling voice. In
rallies, big meetings and so on are all due time the research station came to
clever disguises. While it doesn’t possess double as a temple, with a vast radio tower
actual mercenaries or a legitimate private built up into an observatory, with three
army, the Molek Society does have lictors geostationary satellites set in place. Deep
for its priesthood, a limited number of ex- inside the station is a TV/VCR hybrid, an
military sorts who are not only familiar old thing that meteorite has… taken root
with cults but also completely apathetic to in, as well as an old computer, one of the
the goals of those cults. world’s first personal computers, in fact.

The priests, being wealthy and spoiled, Molek appears on the TV when the
engage in debauchery of the finest sorts; station’s tower points at a certain light in
for all of their talk about “advancing the the night sky. A woman on the screen,
human condition”, the priests act like base her flaxen hair pulled back in a taut
animals. Just like their lictors, the priests ponytail, her eyes too small and her mouth
wear gas masks that cover their entire far, far too large, a permanent grin full of
head, topped by horns. They praise their row upon row of razorous teeth. She
god Molek, citing its portents regarding gnashes her jaws and shrieks out cackles
stocks and business decisions as key to when she’s not warbling out prophecies or
every cult member’s success. Molek commands. Molek’s meteorite is only a
guides them through every fiscal quarter, tiny cell of its true body; it’s told its priests
praising the priests for acting impulsively as much and uses its name simply because
and chiding them for trying to make long- it found it online via untold means. Molek
term plans — sometimes, a priest wants its cult to raise the world economy
disappears if they show too much concern to record heights before crashing it into
for the environment’s long-term health. annihilation, claiming doing so will raise
Molek’s temples are well-hidden things, its priests to godhood. The reality is much
frequently in plain sight as boardrooms worse — Molek is slowly making its way
when not in use for hideous ceremonies. to Earth, and wants humanity on its knees
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Egregore-cults are among the oldest of to calling Teen Spirit, and their hormones
cults. Using any combination of methods, were causing it (and thus them) to become
a tribe would induce a psionic link dangerously unstable.
between all of its members, creating an
egregore — an entity that was formed Four days ago Picketville fell into chaos.
from the tribe’s memetic lowest common Teen Spirit fully manifested and the teens
denominators. After a while the members’ involved in its birth obeyed its commands.
minds would become bicameral; the Conformity, “coolness”, and base animal
egregore would forcible replace their urges were its demands, and the majority
internal monologue, leaving each person of Picketville’s youth obeyed, lashing out
without the ability to reflect upon a new at the non-cultists with such speed and
situation and their place within it. The ferocity that no one was able to escape.
egregore would effectively do its best to Brutalizing and enslaving anyone that
eliminate the cult’s collective ability to refuse to join the cult, the teens so far
self-reflect and have a sense of agency. haven’t manifested any Powers beyond
Teen Spirit’s possession, but they’re no less
Such cults died out thousands of years ago dangerous for it. Children, the elderly, no
when their attempts at competing with one has proven safe from the cult’s
less restrictive cults failed. However, beastliness. Those teens that form a part
copies of the dreaded Olduvai Skins still of Teen Spirit are emotionally
circulate, and it was one copy that turbocharged, vacillating between
somehow ended up in Picketville High emotions forcefully and swiftly.
School’s library. The Olduvai Skins
explain how to create an egregore-cult, The only ones to have escaped Teen
albeit in lofty language. Somehow, one Spirit’s unpredictable savagery are a
teen convinced his peers to do so, and then handful of teachers that noticed the
others got involved, due to the promise of growing strangeness amongst their
drugs and partying out in the woods. students but had their suspicions ignored.
Anna DeWitt is a rotund BBW; some of
Rumors began to spread through her students mocked her blubber behind
Picketville about the wild parties out in her ample back, but many loved her for
the woods. Being an isolated town, her sweet nature and talent for teaching.
Picketville’s locals figured it was just a Grumble Gut saw her narrowly avoid a
wilder generation of kids and left it at that. horrible fate, and her BBW peers were no
They didn’t know about the herbal “beer” different. Holed up in Anna’s house for
being drunk around the raging bonfires, the time being, they’ve received nothing
nor of the synchronized seizures and but disbelief from the authorities they’ve
frenzies that followed. The teens were called. Anna wants to do something about
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The cult calling itself the Host of El’yah transplanted onto dry land, with man-
has had countless incarnations — the sized smokestacks composed of microbes
human constituents may get wiped out by and minerals billowing plumes of hot
a variety of factors, but El’yah itself chemicals skyward. Microbial crud forms
persists, as it doesn’t actually need a cult to ripples, rills and fronds all over the
survive. El’yah has existed for ages, a ground, and weird metallic bushes exude
collection of organisms that forms a single flames in various hues from their branches
mind via its interactions, oh so very slow as living gas flares. Weird eyes grow in
yet impossible to outlast. El’yah is familiar the crud, too, especially if the crud is on
with other cults to some extent, and its vertical surfaces. Cult hunters find the
own cult always ensures that El’yah way the bulging eyes track them to be
persists somewhere before said cult is intimidating.
destroyed. Cult hunters that go after
El’yah are usually biologists or chemists, El’yah’s Host ever hardly maintains
with specialties involving temples, at most setting up protective
chemolithotrophs and horizontal gene structures around El’yah’s environ. While
transfer being common. it usually grows near the ocean or places
with ample volcanism, El’yah can grow
El’yah’s precise origin might very well be anywhere — it prefers sticking to one
impossible to learn. One hypothesis states place, however, as being fragmented leads
that El’yah began as a cancer that became it to being slowed down due to relying
transmissible, engaging in horizontal gene upon its radio-bushes to maintain unity.
transfer to continue adapting both to new The Host of El’yah always develops the
hosts and the environment. At some point same habits, no matter the day and age.
El’yah had taken over a community of Their noses grow long and thorny and at
organisms and settled into its current least one microbial smokestack juts up
form, more or less. Another hypothesis from their lower back, letting them subsist
states El’yah may have an extraterrestrial on virtually any organic matter, with
origin, either a natural or artificial entity asphalt, paper and coal being a few
that infected a handful of species and examples. El’yah is an alien being with
spread from there. Most cult hunters end very simple desires, so its Host inevitably
up distracted by the more immediate produces marauders known as Tumorclad.
threat of El’yah’s worshippers, however, so Riding mutated goats and wielding
the living deity’s background tends to be thonged darts, Tumorclad always prove to
forgotten. be a serious threat, as they know exactly
where to hit hard and when to flee.
When located, El’yah provides a deeply El’yah’s survival is always the Host’s
unsettling countenance. The area foremost concern, and El’yah’s wealth of
resembles a deep sea community experience proves invaluable to that end.

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Cultist (Cult Entity) to couch their knowledge in terms that
Dexterity 6 (Hide In Plain Sight, Lob (T)) keep potential listeners from making
Empathy 6 (Harsh Insult, Quick Excuse accurate guesses. Secrecy is paramount to
(T), Unwitting Mook (S)) all cultists. They maintain the holy places
Intellect 6 (Cult Doctrine (T), Hide of cults as privately as possible, and in
Evidence) some cases the public frequents a place
Physique 6 (Sturdy) that they don’t even know is a cult temple,
HP 7 such is the skill the cultists display in
Speed 3 (15/turn) maintaining it. Anything from a rural
Tools: Belt Knife, Cult Booklet, Pocket neighbor’s garage to the vault of a bank,
Mirror from a normal church to an abandoned
mansion, so long as it has some form of
“Hey, do you have a minute?” significance to the cult, it’ll do.

Other terms: ally, associate, dretch, grunt, Cult organization is as dependent upon the
friend cultists as it is the priests. The simplest
cults just have cultists under a single
Cultists are the cannon fodder of a cult, priest. The mightiest cults have a
the expendable mass that gets table scraps byzantine structure, streamlined yet still
in return for undying loyalty and complicated by human flaws, such as
devotion. Cultists, for the sake of this idiotic dramas and who knows who. But
entry, are those individuals who have cultists obey priests without question and
invested so much of themselves in their certainly without hesitance, jumping to
faith that backing out would be a action as swiftly as a priest can blink.
psychological blow unlike any other. Wearing masks and wielding whatever
These are people who are shunned and tools are needed, cultists will put the needs
risk retaliation if they try to leave the of their foul god before all else.
flock. There’s no going back — not unless
the cult itself is destroyed utterly. The stats given are just for a chump of a
cultist, a faceless first encounter. The GM
Cultists come from every walk of life should feel free to cook up unique Atts and
imaginable. Most of the time, there’s no details for a cultist the PCs recognize.
occult vestments or glaring holy symbols Could be a loved one or friend just got
or whatever — at best, a cultist wears a inducted into the ranks of a cult and the
mask that hides their entire face, maybe a PCs discover that, which could either end
ritual breastplate or apron. The majority in hilarity if the cult’s a goofy mess or
of cultists only discuss cult matters with tragedy if the cult’s truly inhuman.
those they’re absolutely certain are
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Most cultists aren’t soldiers, born or made. exposing the cult’s activities are all actions
They’re everyday citizens, sometimes that will have the lictors sent into action.
oligarchs, sometimes bums. But those One cult might have frothing flagellants as
priests with a lick of experience know that lictors, bearded, wild-eyed berserkers that
having someone loyal to watch your back show no fear and are all offense. Another
is one of the many keys to that big door cult might operate like a starspawned
labeled success, so they’ll have a lictor or Section 9 from Ghost In The Shell,
two. Or twelve. complete with alien grafts and crustaceous
body armor.
Lictors are cultists that have proven their
devotion beyond all doubt. They’re the As far as cultists go, you can’t really do any
ones willing to take a swing at unbelievers, worse than Mathsun “Doggod” Ricket. He
to “deal with” recusants, to be the cult’s claims to be a musician and artist, but his
secret police, whips, enforcers, so on and antics online have earned him a reputation
so forth. All lictors possess some measure as a liar, a thief and much, much worse.
of prowess, with the bare minimum being He’s the product of three generations of
an uncanny level of aggression and a incest, leaving him mentally deficient and
willingness to trade blows. Minor cults physically wretched. A chinless little
might have just one intimidating idiot, “Doggod” rants and raves at the
loudmouth for a whip, while the largest people fucking with him online,
cults might have twelve lictors for each of thoroughly convinced he has legitimate
its highest-ranking priests, a paramilitary- fans. Partly feeding his delusions is the
bodyguard possessing a knack for cult his family’s been a part of for
infiltration and destroying evidence. centuries. The Black Bag Church is partly
Lictors have an additional 3 points the GM a street gang, partly a faith enslaved by a
can distribute between their Atts as transdimensional meteorite-monster.
needed. Traits for lictors are obviously Every once in a while Mathsun lets slip
going to be very different, with things about the cult’s existence, claiming it’s the
such as Lethwei, Smartphone Hacking, gang he runs. Slobbering and growl-
Zealous Rage, Blowgun Sniper and screeching, Mathsun threatens people
Strangler being only a few potential Traits with violence online, boasting of temporal
for a lictor to possess. power he doesn’t have. The cult
patriarchs are becoming concerned that
Lictors are only sent after a cult’s enemies Mathsun will reveal the cult right-out one
when the regular cultists fail multiple day. Their attempts at stopping him so far
times, or when said enemies manage to have only resulted in frothing tantrums,
cause the cult a serious setback or two. but the other day Mathsun began to grow
Wrecking a holy site, destroying a cult a third eye on the top of his head — a sign
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Priest (Cult Entity) a rush! What a divine gift! So… who
Dexterity 8 (Transfer Liquids) cares if some unbeliever has to have an
Empathy 9 (Entrancing Voice (T), Sway obsidian edge rip through their heart?
The Crowd (T), Undertone Singing) Why fuss over the friends and family of
Intellect 9 (Cult Doctrine (S), Occult those that are turned into brutes? Priests
Materials, Zymology (T)) certainly don’t! It’s their holiest mission
Physique 7 (Hearty) to do as their holy lord asks, and the
HP 8 priests do it all for them. The priests are
Speed 4 (20/turn) righteous and anyone who takes umbrage
Powers: Forging Belch with their actions is a heretic. End of.
Tools: Brewing Jug, Cult Scripture,
Obsidian Knife Yet with all of that power and inhumanity
comes a different price: their body. Priests
“Oh me, oh my, another convert?” become warped by their service, becoming
an avatar of sorts for their deity to act
Other terms: boss, fiend, officer, narzugon, through. The changes always match the
utukku deity’s (or deities’) archetype; a god of
insects will slowly turn their clergy into
Every cult is led by at least one priest. As chitinous horrors, while a god of vortices
the voice of the cult’s god, they’re obeyed will have its priests develop weird turbine-
without question. How they get to be the growths they recharge their cult Powers
voice varies from cult to cult. Some are through. Those priests that have been
simply interpreters. Others are directly around the longest or have most pleased
possessed by their foul deity. A few are their god can’t go out in public, due to
always in contact by way of some implant their mounting deformities. An
or ritual. Regardless, the priest is the one everyman’s guise can help, but knowledge
who calls the shots, unless their deity says of how to craft such attire is scarce.
otherwise.
Priests slowly recede from the public eye,
Priests are just as secretive as cultists, if never vanishing abruptly. Eventually
not moreso. The longer a priest serves their old homes are abandoned, used by
their god, the less human they become. the cult for other things. Priests that have
They consider the loss of humanity to be a clearly become inhuman lurk at their
teeny tiny price to pay for the sheer power faith’s holy sites, guiding their flock from
they gain in return. The knowledge! afar. The mightiest of cults can afford to
Knowing things no one else knows, have their elder priests do so, as they have
knowing how things will be, knowing that a hierarchy of priests, with lower-ranking
everyone else will suffer for their crimes individuals scarcely mutating and so are
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capable of acting as go-betweens and years before their patron grants them
public faces for their superiors. those organs.

Some cults are so old they actually bred A trio of special bladders grows in the
their priesthood into being. Inbred and torso. One produces rennet, while the
deformed, such holy leaders are other two contain a variety of yeasts and
unparalleled in their abilities, unable to bacteria, an occult form of ecological
walk in public but able to control their mutualism that works through the Forging
cult with a degree of precision most Belch. By doing nothing else for a full
dictators would turn green with envy cycle, the priest can let loose with a
over. Such “holy lineages” are vanishingly thundering belch, expelling enough rennet
rare, as genetic maladies can only be and/or carefully-chosen microbes to work
compensated for so much. with onto whatever is immediately in
front of them. It only takes a tiny smidgen
One universal trait shared between all of rennet to curdle a gallon of milk, but
cults is a knack for messing with yeast priests are better than that; they can work
strains. Human beings are apes with a evil miracles with the Forging Belch,
fondness for alcohol — fermenting fruit crafting occult beers and such with ease.
proved to be a windfall for humanity’s The rennet and microbes summoned via
ancestors and an evolved tolerance for Forging Belch grant the priest a +4 bonus
alcohol proved beneficial, since such fare on all rolls made to ferment and brew
wasn’t capitalized on by the competition. things. A priest can use Forging Belch to
As such, the myriad Foul Beings out there produce glutcakes, with three gallons of
make sure to capitalize on humanity’s milk resulting in a single glutcake. It’s not
fondness for fermenting things, granting unfeasible for a priest to produce a liquor
priests new organs and eventually a Power or a wine with identical effects to a
to enhance their ability to brew new glutcake, though the resulting brutes may
things, such as glutcakes. differ so much from the standard as to
qualify as something entirely different.
A priest’s brewing jug contains their brew, Forging Belch can be used to combine
a gallon of material they’re keeping for a foodstuffs, too, resulting in whatever
variety of purposes, such as twisted effects the priest can conceive.
communions, bolstering their lictors, so on Preservation, poisoning, intensifying,
and so forth. Parsnip wine, fermented diluting, not much is really beyond
moonlight, whatever the GM thinks is Forging Belch. On the other hand, it’s a
appropriate. The special organs that grant Power that can only be used once before
a priest Forging Belch don’t grow right the priest has to let it recharge, which is a
away — the priest has to prove their process that takes 2 + d10 hours.
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Homunk (Cult Predator) ground), with a precise pattern of lines,
Dexterity 7 (Slippery, Squeeze Through circles and angles within the circle. The
(T)) circle is modified with various cultish
Empathy 6 (Owner’s Will (S), Loyal To things, such as candles, unholy salts,
The End) skulls, whatever the GM thinks is fitting.
Intellect 5 (Olfaction (T), Vibrations) The entrails, bones and blend are arrayed
Physique 8 (Prehensile Grappler, Rubbery within the circle, organized in the manner
(T)) the priest desires their homunk to take
HP 10 form as. Throat-singing and at least one
Speed 4 (20/turn)(Ground), 6 procession lantern are required, too, as the
(30/turn)(Water) priest draws forth a servant of their deity
Powers: Liquid Shot using various secret means that vary from
Tools: Storage Interior, 2 Gastric Tentacles cult to cult. Within a matter of minutes
the servant puts the homunk together
A wet slurping. completely and instills life into the
shuddering mass of guts and debris amidst
Other terms: chernobue, custodian, guts, a whirlwind of shadows, unearthly howls
tilberi, trollnøa and fractal lights, with the final touch
being an unbreakable bond of loyalty to
Homunks are constructs, made by the priest. The creation of the circle and
experienced priests to act as loyal servants. the ritual together takes about 2 + d4
The first homunks were tiny things, meant hours, with an Intellect roll made by the
to steal milk from farm animals and priest reducing it by d4, to a minimum of
lactating mothers. It didn’t take long for one hour.
homunks to evolve to fill a variety of roles.
The “basic” homunk is something akin to a A homunk resembles a cross between a sea
beloved pet, a guardian servant that can squirt, a sea cucumber and someone’s
follow complex orders and will never, ever worst nightmare, a gleaming trio of gallon
betray its master. Disgusting to look at jug-sized bladders stuck end to end, with a
and nauseating to hear, a homunk has two-foot tube sticking off either end. One
proven to be the undoing of more than a tube terminates in a crushing beak and the
few rookie cult hunters. other a muscular sphincter protected by
osteoderms. Both tubes are muscular and
The creation of a homunk requires prehensile, doubling as tentacles when
entrails, bones, and a blend of occult yeasts need be. The body of a homunk (the
and herbs, at the very least. Things such bladders) are reinforced with bone struts,
as cameras and knives are purely optional. cartilage rings and whatever bits and bobs
The priest creating the homunk has to the priest knew would improve their
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always included; they’re typically success. They prefer grappling their prey,
composed of lenses or entire cameras, with finding it best to swing down from above
the homunk naturally converting them to wrap around and throttle their target.
into visual organs. The creature’s entire To say homunks are loyal is like saying
surface can detect the presence of light, steel is kinda firm. A homunk will fight to
but its best senses are taste and smell — a the death to protect its priest, and in many
homunk can taste its surroundings cases the loyalty is a mutual one. They’re
through the air with an accuracy nearly as not so stupid as to waste their life,
keen as vision. Its hearing is also stellar however, opting to buy enough time for
due to the layered membranes that grow their master to escape before slipping away
between its bladders. to safety elsewhere. If the priest is
expecting trouble, they might have their
Their ability to carry up to three gallons of homunk fill up with harmful liquids to
three different kinds of liquid is extremely spray as a kind of fire support.
useful, with even the most acidic and
alkaline liquids carried with no issue. When cults go to war, they rarely do so
Homunks have their Speed reduced by 1 openly. In places where social media is
for every gallon of liquid they have to nonexistent, cults will craft homunks to
carry, but it does nothing to mitigate their act as weapons, unleashing them on their
ability to climb or squeeze through narrow foes, usually to devastating effect. Some
openings. If need be, a homunk can use its homunks are crafted to be ridden; while
Liquid Shot to blast its contents with a not as large as a horse, they’re certainly
range of Short. Anything struck by the ferocious, fighting much better than any
blast takes 1 + d4 damage from the sheer equine mount ever could. The prestige
force of the impact. However, using attached to a riding homunk is massive,
Liquid Shot leaves the homunk unable to with the ritual required reserved for the
do anything else, and it expends a pint of highest-ranking priests of a cult. Rumors
liquid for each shot, which means it can persist amongst cult hunters of flying
only use Liquid Shot a maximum of homunks, semi-dirigibles of flesh and
twenty-four times. occult fury that act as close air support and
raiders, spraying strange cocktails onto
Puncturing one of the bladders when it’s enemies for a variety of deleterious effects.
full does 1 + d4 damage and causes a pint Then there’s the rumors of the pylon
of liquid to gush out every cycle; the homunks, sessile entities that act as
homunk can spend an entire cycle pumpjacks, communications hubs and
patching the hole, which heals 1 HP and more; only one was ever proven to exist,
stops the gushing. Beyond that, homunks which means it may have been nothing
are tough; a homunk’s beak does 4 damage more than a one-off affair or a prototype.
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Brute (Cult Predator) ever go away. Brutes feel such hunger
Dexterity 4 (Immovable Bulk (T), Sudden they believe they will die if they go
Lunge) without eating right here and now.
Empathy 5 (Bellow, Raging Hangry (S)) Nothing can remove that belief and
Intellect 5 (See Food (T)) nothing will remove their permanent
Physique 9 (Crash Through, Iron Grip, hangriness. They grow taller and much
Thick Flab (T)) more rotund, covered with drooping flab,
HP 54 jowls constantly smacking, fingers
Speed 2 (10/turn) constantly flexing, seeking food to grab.
Tools: Crushing Jaws, Grubby Hands Slow but implacable, every brute is a force,
not a person that can be reasoned with.
“FOOD! NOW!”
The transformation of a normal human
Other terms: hog, landwhale, oaf, being into a brute is startling, to say the
nupperibo, product least. They eat whatever they can shove
down their throat, which fuels the
Brutes are created mainly through transformation at a breakneck pace.
glutcakes, though priests are capable of Eating as much as they can as often as they
crafting other fermented foodstuffs that can in a futile attempt to smother the
achieve the same results. Most cult gods inferno of hunger deep within, the brute-
like having human sacrifices properly to-be packs on body fat as their mind
humiliated beforehand — unflappable weakens. The abdomen elongates and the
supermodels, proud athletes, powerful vertebræ enlarge, until both are three
bankers, all should be brought low in heads longer than previously. The
every way imaginable before being midsection swells outward like a barrel, in
sacrificed. Martial cult gods are usually order to make room for a much-larger gut
the exception, as they relish a good fight and numerous adaptations meant to
and want their sacrifices to put up an improve digestion. The skull grows a
honorable and worthwhile fight. sagittal crest to bolster the jaw muscles,
the jaw thickens, teeth are reabsorbed and
All it takes is a single glutcake to turn the zygomatic arches bulge outward to
someone into a brute. The microbes inside accommodate enlarged jaw muscles, giving
the pastry get to work right away, the face a dished shape. The teeth are
reproducing explosively through their new replaced by alternating rows of grinding
host’s body and remaking it over the molars and serrated triangles, teeth that
course of d4 hours. Once that time passes, are shed regularly. A gizzard grows above
whoever that person once was is gone the stomach, grinding up food to do the
forever. They’re dominated by their work the teeth cannot. The arms grow a
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developing immense gripping strength. with brutes, with doors and windows
The legs become columnar supports, the smashed out of the way as soon as they see
feet becoming elephantine pads in turn, something they so much as suspect can be
each toe mutating into a sturdy hoof to eaten on the other side. Brutes will only
help maintain balance. consume other brutes as a last resort and
normally consider cultists and other
But the flab! It’s not the shapely blubber cultish beings as potential food items.
of a BBW, but rather the drooping folds of
an absolute slob, adipose tissue hanging While not the fastest, brutes will take prey
unevenly like stalactites of flesh. A brute’s by surprise using a sudden lunge, relying
eyes are well-protected by a bulge of fat on upon their sheer mass and volume to ward
the forehead as well as their bulging off other brutes and keep their prey from
cheekbones, both cheeks weighed down escaping. A brute’s meaty hands deliver
by sagging jowls. There is nothing pretty slaps that deal 4 + d4 damage and daze for
about a brute — gravity hates their lard, d4 cycles on a resounding success. Their
despite the protection it affords them. On bite is the biggest danger, however;
the upside, their minds are geared toward requiring a grapple to use, it does 2 + 2d4
eating to such an extent they can readily damage for each cycle the brute tears into
spot a meal. Their digestive tracts are so a target, stunning said target for d4 cycles
formidable they can eat plants and fungi on a resounding success.
that would sicken even the toughest
herbivore, with rotting meat digested as Brutes are not only used as sacrifices for
easily as a well-cooked steak. cult gods, but they’re also harvested for
their fat, skin and various other parts. The
Brutes cannot be reasoned with or uncontrollable nature of brutes
dissuaded from shoving food and drink necessitates the use of bladtars and other
down their cavernous gullets. Their cult devices, but a cult with the resources
language skills are nothing more than one- can use a mob of brutes as shock troops
or two-word demands for sustenance, with where social media isn’t a thing. Entire
inchoate bellowing being the norm towns can be depopulated within mere
whenever their food tries to fight back. hours by such a force, with the cult
Morality ceases being a thing when following up as a mop-up crew. Most
someone becomes a brute, with people priests are loathe to use this method,
being just as edible as bread and wine. If however, as brutes are meant to propitiate
given a choice between a waitress and a their deity, so sending them in as shock
plate of food nearby, a brute will go for troops is denying said deity proper dues.
whichever is closest, but if equidistant will Another issue is a brute’s impatience; they
go for the waitress, as she’s a larger food never wield weapons, instead finding it
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Now, onto…
The Sample Characters! The GM can change out Powers and alter
the Size Points of the named NPCs as
These are not meant for player use, but needed, but some Powers are something of
instead are unique NPCs designed to a “trademark” for the characters.
supplement whatever kind of story the
GM can create. The first four NPCs are The sample characters are listed in order
BBWs with distinct personalities and of Size Total, from thinnest to fattest, with
backgrounds, their Powers supplementing the non-BBW last.
their capabilities. Their Powers are listed
in the order in which they were gained. Pyra Gull is a dairy girl, one of the biggest
Each BBW has a certain way in which around. Geminal rivers of milk are her
they can assist the Bloat and vice versa. daily production, a constant intake of
They could be antagonists without even seaside flora and fish traveling into her
realizing it! They can teach the PCs how pear-shaped belly to keep it flowing.
to develop a specific Power that they
themselves possess, or show them how to Gæa Ur is an unwilling magnet for
create a unique tool. troublemakers, as well as a custom clothier
and secretly a warrior. She’s capable of
They’re not really given any antagonistic getting about swiftly and goes into battle
options, as they’re really meant to support wearing skimpy armor.
the Bloat in some manner. It’s also
assumed the four know each other to some Zaytlin Jale is a college student with a
extent — whether the GM wants that to gigantic butt covered in freckles. Her
be the case is up to the GM. All four have ability to traverse difficult terrain makes
access to plenty of food and dilemmas, so her quite the explorer! She knows where
the PCs are bound to have an adventure all the best grub is at in the woods.
when any of the BBW NPCs are involved!
Hope Pump is a freckled behemoth. She
After them is one named NPC that’s not a prefers to float on the breeze over
BBW — it’s a wretched young man. To wobbling on foot. Her political efforts are
compensate for his lack of Powers and arduous, which means she needs a lot of
niceness, he has a few decent skills, a fuel to keep herself going.
customized vehicle and a personal army of
sorts. While designed to be something of Dahbuh Pino is slick with sebum but
an antagonist, he does offer a few benefits, definitely not with the ladies. He’s a hip
supposing the PCs can find a good reason hop producer and an aspiring autocrat. He
to make him an erstwhile ally, if throws the wildest parties in hopes of
befriending him is out of the question. scoring political allies and hot girls.

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Pyra Gull
Dexterity 7 (Backstroke (T)) Sounds: contented sighs and the jingle of
Empathy 9 (Contract Negotiator (S), Make jewelry.
The Sale, Fiery Spirit)
Intellect 8 (Financial Accounting, Breast Diet: mostly seaside plants, supplemented
Care (T)) with dairy and fish.
Physique 8 (Rubbery Curves (T), Vigorous
Health (T)) Combat Methodology: has no love for
HP 17 conflict, but will go on the offensive as
Speed 2 (10/turn)(Waddle), 30 soon as she realizes a fight is inevitable. Is
(150/turn)(Bust Bound) willing to forgive and forget. Will flee
Legs and Butt 2 combat if reduced to 4 HP or less.
Belly and Sides 1
Chest and Arms 5 (211 gallons) Trades: her products for dairy knowledge,
Size Total 8 seafood recipes, breast care materials, and
fish. Especially prizes namazu dumplings,
Preferred Region: Chest and Arms with calcium-rich fruit also valued.
Powers: Bloat Surge, Geyser Jugs, Bust Fascinated by fulgurites.
Bound (+1 Damage, +1 Speed increment),
Amniotic Battery, Amniotic Sea (+1 range Has one of the following somewhere that
increment) she can retrieve in 1 + d5 hours:
Tools: Power Pump, Belt Knife, 1 + d5
Gallon Jugs, Halibut Skull, Laptop A wheel of cheese made from her milk. It
Hair: Black can serve up to 1 + d4 people, with each
Eyes: Green serving healing 1 + d4 HP once fully
Skin: Wheat consumed.
Height: 5’3”
Age: 25 A well-worn sports bra that can hold up to
4 Size Points worth of Chest and Arms.
“What’re ya buyin’?!” It’s comfortable in all climes but it’s
“Oh, are you thinking of becoming a dairy heavily stained by Pyra’s lactation. The
girl?! I’d love to help you!” integral breast pump valves are a definite
“The fishing was really good yesterday, plus.
lots of halfbeaks and sand lances nearby.”
“You need a new top? I’ve outgrown four 1 + d4 Dairy girls, each with Bust Bound
or five of mine already, you can have and Areola Knives. They’re willing to
them, if you like.” help Pyra with 1 + d4 tasks before going
back to their lives.
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With breasts bigger than most hallways, Pyra was always curvy, with an upside-
Pyra Gull’s hyperproductive mammary down heart for an ass that matched her
glands are what provides her with the turgid jugs. The other girls were envious
wealth she enjoys. Fueling the growth of to the point of spite, but Pyra came from a
so much milk has turned her into an long line of dairy girls, so she was proud of
insatiable eating machine, continuously her girth. But when the growth wouldn’t
glutting herself to pump out geminal rivers abate, Pyra grew a little worried. First her
of dairy product. She’s also busy with her mammary glands began to swell out of
new robot and her orchard, both helping control, then her butt began to play catch-
to expand her girth and business. Business up. The mockery of the other girls fell on
is booming; Pyra’s friendly nature means deaf ears, but it was the way the guys went
she’s made a lot of new business partners. from adoration to revulsion that stung the
While her knowledge of biology is limited, most. Within a few years Pyra’s breasts
the dairy girl knows that mutualism is and buttocks had already outgrown every
superior to predation in the economic other boob and butt in town. But a few of
biosphere. Her home’s orchard is tended the guys enjoyed being around Pyra, so
every day, her bank account fills every that more than made up for her body
day, and all in all, her initial worries are swelling into a gigantic set of tits and
finally fading away. asscheeks.

Pyra’s foremost concern is her body. When it comes to envious stares and
Every cubic nanometer of it distracts her critical gossip nowadays, Pyra just shrugs;
with its immense appetite — both culinary her body makes her money, so why
and sexual. She’s just hoping her change it? As things are, Pyra’s happy
hormones will abate at some point so she with the way things have turned out. Her
can refine her business acumen. It’s a discovery of Powers came early on and
battle Pyra’s slowly winning, but only she’s been quietly cultivating each Power
through sheer willpower. Having she’s discovered. Ensconced between her
daughters is a desire she’s kept to herself boobs and her butt, Pyra’s able to make
thus far and one she knows currently isn’t effective use of Bust Bound to get around,
feasible. Starting up a dairy guild is a more and her other Powers make fishing quite
immediate goal for Pyra; as things easy by her coastal abode. While she has a
currently are, the closest dairy girls are all firm grasp of her own Powers, Pyra’s been
loners, and she knows everyone would looking into rumors and recordings of
benefit from joining forces as one large other Powers. She’s slowly realizing just
bloat. Consolidating her current base is how little she really knows about her own
almost as important as controlling her potential and all sorts of crazy ideas are
urges, but she’s managing her capital with popping up in her head regarding the
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Pyra bears a massive whorl above her that plump set of lady-armor. The reason
brow, causing her thick and wavy hair to the musculature is so prominent is that
form a flame that flows backward while Pyra’s digestive tract has grown
hiding the right half of her square face impressively large in order to process her
with its wild spiraling, never reaching past diet, slowly grinding through vast
her cleft chin nor the base of her skull quantities of plant matter all day and all
with its ebon length. Her eyes are night. That plush middle jiggles slightly
almond-shaped and protected by bulging when she moves about. It can swell to
cheekbones, with thin, arched eyebrows twice its usual size, which is important for
above them. Her nose has a low root, with when Pyra decides to gorge herself once
a narrow bridge that slants to a subtly every few days. Such a meal leaves her gut
beveled bump between round, downward- taut and hard as a stone, but only for a few
opening nostrils. Plump, flushed lips add hours. She’s thankful she hasn’t gained
to her beauty. any serious weight on her middle.

Pyra’s soft shoulders and pudgy arms are Pyra’s always been proud of her butt. It’s
tiny in comparison to her breasts. Either shapely and smooth, swelling out in all
boob is always turgid, forming an obovate directions atop bloated drumstick thighs
tanker three and a half feet in diameter, that are very nearly as large. At eighteen
streaked with dark veins far beneath the inches in diameter, either buttock is a
surface. Domed areolæ eighteen inches wheat-hued mass of rubbery blubber and
wide and nine inches tall bulge forth on muscle that rises up against Pyra’s back,
the front of Pyra’s constantly heaving forcing her pelvis to grow nearly one yard
bosom, pebbled with thumb-sized areolar wide. That big butt provides her with a
glands. Inverted within the apex of either welcome backrest for when she has to
areola is a nipple two inches in diameter, carry her boobs about. Pyra’s thighs are
hidden within a soft cleft that resembles a bulwarks of muscle and bone, cushioned
closed mouth one foot wide. While by smooth, dense blubber. Her lower legs
typically plush, those giga-jugs only give are also bulbous, though nowhere near as
way so much, retaining a degree of fat as her thighs or ass. Pyra doesn’t have
firmness that betrays their immense cankles and never will. Her feet are lean,
weight and potential energy with the way with tough soles and sturdy, blocky toes.
they ripple.
Her crotch bears only the slightest of fuzz,
Hidden beneath those immense boobs is with puffy labia majora. Her clitoris
Pyra’s belly, a pear-shaped bulge set out balloons up when she’s particularly
before a wasp-like waist. Nothing, not aroused, until it’s a dark pink saber nearly
even her teardrop-shaped navel, can hide the size of her forearm; such an
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Without the use of Powers, mobility for curves; anyone she bumps into is gonna go
Pyra is slow and chaotic, as her visibility is flying!
limited by her jumbo jugs. While
certainly strong enough to carry her Conversely, Pyra makes standing up with
breasts about, Pyra can’t see anything in such big boobs look easy. She groans and
front of her or to the sides, as all of that grunts over the course of five cycles, but
milk-swollen flesh rolls and bulges all she manages. If laying on her back, Pyra
about. lets her jugs flop to the sides; rolling onto
one side, she grabs a boob with both arms
Wobbling all about, Pyra’s “walk” is more and swings it onto the other. From there,
of a chaotic swaying and lurching about, as she plants her feet and rolls her boobs
she has to sway her vast pelvis to swing about so they can be lifted or at the least
her legs forward. While not as severe as clothed. If laying on her chest, Pyra just
the waddle of some BBWs, the wheat- shimmies onto her feet, planting them
hued behemoth still has to fight her own firmly and lifting her boobs together, back
thighs to put one foot before the other. and then up.
Each step causes her tits and ass to ripple,
jiggle and wobble with more than enough Swimming is one thing Pyra excels at. She
force to make her worry. Having a bust uses a unique backstroke as her standard
seven feet across means she has to lean swimming stroke, keeping her legs up to
backward into her bulbous rump, using hug her tits so they can act as crude sails,
the latter as support just to hold up the using her arms to steer and for additional
former. With both arms handling her tits, propulsion. The wind and tides are what
Pyra’s view of the world consists of her really propel her, a living hulk of milk,
cleavage; a pair of soft, wheat-colored flesh and love.
hemispheres forming a smooth canyon,
with titanic areolæ towering skyward like Bust Bound is Pyra’s foremost mode of
two hillocks covered by the world’s largest mobility. It’s the only mobility-based
tent. Every step she takes causes those Power she has at her disposal, but it makes
teats to sway and her endless milk supply her much faster and nimble than anyone
to shift with barely any control over them. expects. Pyra uses it whenever she can,
Her nipples automatically harden for some finding her “normal” waddle to be
reason when she’s forced to walk. With troublesome at best. Her legs are lifted up,
her boobs planted atop her ass, the her ankles crossed behind her head; when
beauty’s head and upper torso are both Pyra flexes her pecs, that sends her
hidden from view, by and large, with only bouncing along in long leaps, her butt
the bottom of her belly dancing in view. shifted about to help change direction.
Pyra’s lack of speed when waddling belies The ability to practically soar over
the kinetic energy within her world-sized obstacles is something she enjoys using.

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When it comes to clothing, Pyra always Pyra’s sand-colored high-heels were
goes for quality, hard-wearing outfits. custom made to resist seawater and sand;
Despite that, nothing fits over her boobs they have thick, columnar heels and a
and barely over her ass. The six things strap that goes around either ankle, either
Pyra always wears, however, are her strap decorated with a trio of sapphire
pieces of jewelry. Either earlobe bears an cabochons. They’ve lasted Pyra eight
electrum rod weighed down by a pear- years so far, somehow keeping her from
shaped pearl that nearly grazes her striking oil under the beach with every
shoulders. On either pinky finger goes an step she takes.
electrum ring, unadorned yet stylish.
Around either nipple goes an electrum Business meetings see Pyra dressing
ring, with a chain of gold-hued pearls professionally. A frilly knee-length dress
joining them; each pearl is an inch in with a three-tiered skirt and plush
diameter and its nature is unmistakable. shoulder straps hugs her body aggressively
— on any other woman it would be a far-
Tube tops are Pyra’s preference for upper too-loose fit, but Pyra’s girth changes that.
bodywear — she owns many tube tops, The dress was custom-made to heave her
each one a work of art designed for dairy boobs up and off her legs, but it does so to
girls. Unfortunately for her, every top an extreme. Two-thirds of either breast is
imaginable only contains the upper third heaved up above shoulder level inside the
of her breasts at most; her teats are dress’ integral brassiere, forming towers of
thoroughly covered and thus contained, faintly-marbled flesh polished to perfect
but the other two-thirds of her mammary smoothness nearly two and a half feet tall,
flesh hang down, lifted up and forward by hiding most of Pyra’s face as her tits jiggle
the constriction of the top. They jiggle with excess momentum. The rose pink
and swing just shy of her knees when she fabric is clearly stretched thin but never
stands upright, their vastness casting a tears. Much like her casual skirt, Pyra’s
long shadow in front of her legs and feet. dress has pleated edges for all three tiers of
its skirt section. A pair of rose pink mules
Pyra’s favorite tube top is a sky blue with thick soles go on to match her dress.
masterpiece, with plenty of sand-colored
frills fluttering along the thick hem, a pair For cold weather, Pyra wears a pair of
of flamingos in the vigilant attitude of rubber boots, long woolly socks and a pair
heraldry on the front. A pair of brass- of quilted trousers that have clearly seen
buttoned flaps on the front let Pyra expose better years. Her bust is so vast that
her teats for milking. A knee-length skirt keeping her upper body warm is no issue,
sea green in hue is worn with the top, even with wind and rain present. Despite
completely covering her wide ass and that, Pyra wears a denim jacket to go with
thighs, the sand-colored edges all pleated. her jeans.

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Gæa Ur is something of a local legend, Hope Pump has gotten Pyra’s vote every
from the stories Pyra’s heard of the girl. time! They’ve rarely if ever met, but Pyra
Besides singlehandedly defeating a local has nothing but respect for Hope. Pyra
gang in a running battle, Gæa’s has witnessed Hope flying and is in awe of
purportedly exposed a cult, made clothes Hope’s mobility. She enjoys watching
for important BBWs and exterminated Hope on her laptop; the assemblies are
multiple packs of predators. Pyra’s seen where Hope really shines, castigating and
Gæa waddling about the beach here and praising as the situation warrants. Pyra
there and was impressed by how huge the wishes Hope would crack down on the
blonde’s teats were, squeezed behind local whackjobs; they disturb the peace
straining fabric as they were. Pyra never and go out of their way to make people
thought she’d ever see the very epitome of miserable. Surely that has to be something
a cheerleader, but Gæa proved her wrong, worth punishing? As it is, Pyra
but in a great way. Hearing Gæa’s chipper appreciates how Hope’s fought to
voice and watching her bounce her chest streamline government bureaucracy and
up and down for emphasis brightened eliminate corruption by reinforcing the
Pyra’s day. Seeing someone so eager to transparency — the dairy girls are all able
help the community using her talents to get their documents in order and
warms Pyra’s heart considerably. stamped in record time, now!

Zaytlin Jale is someone Pyra really wants Dahbuh Pino is mostly a mystery to Pyra.
to see become a dairy girl. Zaytlin’s smart, All she knows about Dahbuh is that he
she’s observant, and she’s always thinking likes partying on the beach, he produces
in the long term, which are things Pyra hip hop, and that he’s trying to get into
thinks are important. Zaytlin’s gigantic politics. She’s seen him while swimming
butt amazes Pyra, but not as much as the and she honestly wasn’t impressed; he
fact that the student is able to survive in seemed rather dim, judging from the way
the wilderness at such an enormous size. he gawked at her. The dairy girl grapevine
Pyra enjoy chatting with Zaytlin’s mother, has taught Pyra a bit more about Dahbuh
as both women do frequent business. than she wanted to know. An aspiring
There are days where Pyra daydreams dictator and a sex pest? Really? His nasty-
about Zaytlin’s breasts growing bigger and looking vehicle is not something she wants
bigger, until they’re bigger than Pyra’s tits, anything to do with, either; the way it
with vasculature shaking under taut skin. billows smoke and steam is alarming. His
She’s sad that it most likely won’t happen, “music” is boorish and the fact he’s
but a girl can still dream! She’s taught terrified of entering the water bemuses
Zaytlin a few things about lactating, so her; why go to the beach if you can’t
hopefully the freckled girl will at least try swim? As it is, she leaves Dahbuh to his
to start selling her own milk. partying and avoids his followers.

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Of all the tools of the trade, Pyra finds that to one container, stopping to relocate the
her “power pump” is one of the most vital. hose into an empty container as soon as
It was custom-made just for her family’s the first one is filled. While that seems
largest members and is exceedingly inefficient, it’s done more to keep Pyra
modular. Capable of being used nearly mobile and to switch up her exercise
anywhere, it’s the one thing Pyra can rely routine between pedaling and wobbling to
upon to keep her mammaries from and fro.
becoming congested.
There are other cup attachments for the
Two transparent domes of plastic were entry hoses, in case a smaller dairy girl
specially crafted to fit over her nipples and wishes to use the power pump. The
areolæ, forming a seal around the edges battery inside can operate for up to three
when the power pump is active. Either hours and takes half as long to fully
dome is attached to a rubber hose, ten feet recharge. Pyra’s bicycle pedals for the
long and one inch in diameter. They both power pump bypass the motor inside the
connect to the side of the power pump machine and operate the pumps using a
itself, a red cylindrical chassis eighteen ridged belt, letting her go as fast or as slow
inches wide and tall. Set atop two sled- as she wants, but it’s impossible to exceed
runners, it has a USB port on the side the pumps’ maximum capabilities.
above the hose connections for power
cords. Pyra typically opts to use the Once a week Pyra cleans out the interior
integral bicycle pedals, however. Inside of the power pump, running cleaning
are a pair of force-based piston pumps agents and water through the hoses until
connected by a camshaft, along with a she’s certain there’s nothing left over from
motor, a rechargeable battery and a third her creamy, viscous milk. The power
hose that can be ran up to twelve feet into pump is a family heirloom, with various
a container — or someone’s mouth, if Pyra parts having been replaced with superior
wants some amusement. components over the course of forty years.
It’s been used to water the garden on more
Regardless of how the pumps are powered, than one occasion, as well as rain milk on
they pull one pint of liquid from either the rare solicitor that comes a-knockin’.
cup and out through the third hose per
cycle at the fastest. It takes two cycles to For customers that are even a wee bit
get the power pump going, however, but curious about how she works, Pyra lets
after that, it can fully transmit two pints them operate the power pump to milk her
per cycle. For Pyra, that means it takes and even massage her breasts. If Pyra
846 cycles, or seventy minutes and thirty knew what exhibitionism was, she’d
seconds to completely drain her breasts. probably admit to being fond of it, if only
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Being a dairy girl, Pyra’s knack for breast- the garden. Covered by her big ass,
based BBW Powers is rather obvious. drumstick thighs and burly calves, Pyra’s
She’s developed a few Powers that help kept nice and comfy regardless of the
round out her suite of skills, though she’s weather. Leaping over obstacles is
found a variety of rather odd uses for something she likes doing, if only to feel
every Power at her disposal. the sensation of flight, however fleeting it
may be. Leaping also lets her fish in a
Geyser Jugs was the first one she rather unique way, effectively using
developed and she immediately discovered herself as a living bomb to smash her
how destructive it can be; the clique of quarry at terminal velocity.
snobs in the locker room were giving her
dirty looks, until her nipples gave them a Amniotic Battery’s utility is something
serious liquid pounding that left them Pyra’s keen to capitalize on. Despite the
caterwauling in fear and pain. No one limited lifespan of the “batteries”, their
ever fucked with Pyra after that, and at value in transporting samples to
the same time she realized her true calling prospective customers to win them over
for certain. She only uses Geyser Jugs as a cannot be understated. Hunting namazu
last resort, as using future profits for has become much safer for Pyra, now that
hurting others seems pretty damned she can strap amniotic batteries to either
wasteful to the black-haired behemoth. nipple in order to contain the electrical
Then again, she also has trouble trying to outbursts of her dangerous prey.
contain her milk, especially when stressed Afterward, she can use the charges
out; no one is safe when her areolæ harden captured to recharge her power pump!
and she’s frightened! Rarely she’s used
Geyser Jugs not as a weapon but as a Amniotic Sea is one Power that Pyra
charity effort, swiftly pumping out enjoys in private. It soothes her, and if she
massive amounts of fresh milk for ever found herself with other BBWs, she’d
concerts, picnics and the like. use it without grossing them out. Her
house was designed and built to make
Bust Bound, on the other hand, is the one extensive use of Amniotic Sea; she can
Power Pyra relishes. It enhances her effortlessly glide and bob from room to
mobility to a mind-blowing degree; it lets room as she wants to amid her secretions,
her jiggle, wobble, bounce and ripple everything that can’t be near water kept
faster than most people stride, and the fact high and dry, away from the channels of
that it makes her boobs into gigantic celadon tiles that dominate the structure.
springboards is something most BBWs One channel extends out into an outdoor
never even consider. Pyra loves using pool that abuts the garden. Sometimes
Bust Bound just to roam around, foraging Pyra opens the sluice on the pool to water
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Fighting is far from Pyra’s specialty, but rebounding tits to bash the shins and
business has taught her that the best knees of her enemies, bouncing her ass
defense is a strong offense, so she always from side to side to push foes away if need
aims to put forth the most relentless, be.
decisive onslaught she can. If an aggressor
demands she stop, Pyra just attacks even Leaping into the sky with Bust Bound is
harder, knowing that her attacker hasn’t Pyra’s primary tactic — fighting is
learned their lesson yet. Outside of that, uncouth and so she prefers to waste as
Pyra doesn’t have much in the way of little time as possible on it. She turns
strategy, beyond identifying the leader and herself into a falling star (or a pair, really),
making them wish they weren’t — she just easily avoiding attacks briefly before
slams into the nearest enemy besides. crashing back down atop her attackers.
Such a tactic is guaranteed to win the day
If caught standing upright, the best Pyra for Pyra regardless of the aftermath. If it
can do is gyrate her boobs about, which connects, the vast majority of foes are
will strike everyone around her, most taken out of the fight right then and there.
likely flooring whoever she hits. That’s If it doesn’t, they’re so terrified they lose
the goal for Pyra; if an opponent is floored, their composure and flee the fight before
she’ll lift one of her bulbous thighs and Pyra has to repeat the process.
begin stamping on whoever she floored.
Pyra always aims for sensitive bits when Geyser Jugs is the one Power the black-
she stamps, leaving most attackers haired dairy girl has trouble controlling. If
screaming for mercy. Thing is, Pyra a fight’s not going the way she wants it to,
doesn’t like being caught standing upright, Pyra tends to grow a bit flustered. When
as she’s not as mobile as she is when using that happens, there’s a chance Geyser Jugs
Bust Bound. will activate against her will. If standing
upright during a battle, it’ll start blasting
She’ll bluster as she readies Bust Bound, in all directions, potentially hitting every
hoping to delay the enemy assault with entity and predator within range. If she’s
doubts. But once she’s ready, they’ll be in using Bust Bound, it’ll automatically floor
for one hell of a fight. Pyra will bounce, everyone within Close range of Pyra while
wobble, jiggle and gyrate into her enemies lifting her a few inches off the ground.
as fast as she can, using her bulk to plow The idea to use Geyser Jugs while airborne
into and most likely over them. The from Bust Bound has repeatedly crossed
impact of her bulk against a target is an Pyra’s mind. She’s only done so once,
unarmed attack using her Preferred against a vicious mob of drunken
Region, and if she can’t floor the target university students; the resulting
with her initial charge, Pyra will bounce devastation earned her a swift victory,
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Not surprisingly, Pyra’s diet involves dairy
products, though usually not her own. Fishing for Pyra is a relatively simple
Cheeses, yoghurts, butters and raw milk in affair. Near her home several tiny inlets
particular form a cornerstone of Pyra’s act as natural traps, where flatfish tend to
intake. Most of her diet consists of plant congregate. Bust Bound lets her launch
matter, however, overshadowing her dairy them onto dry land using her girth. From
intake by several orders of magnitude. there, she can filet them for her meals.
Fish make up another portion of her diet, Besides flatfish, there’s also the namazu
equal to her dairy intake and so obviously that tend to roam nearby. When they end
nowhere near the vegetative portion. up in the inlets, Pyra acts as quickly as her
Pyra’s definitely not a vegetarian — it’s bulk will allow, combining Amniotic
just easier for her to find food that doesn’t Battery and Bust Bound to nullify the
try to run from her approaching boobs! namazu with a minimum of risk to herself.
Once killed, the namazu supplies Pyra
Her garden supplies her with rough with far more meat than she can ingest in
lemons, fenugreek and goat’s rue. With one day; whatever isn’t made into
those, she’s able to make a form of pemmican is made into dumplings with
lemonade that’s oddly sweet and capable cattail flour, with the leftovers made into
of inducing lactation in any woman that fermented paste that goes well with her
drinks at least one pint of it within half an crockpot recipes.
hour, their breasts ballooning up
noticeably in the process. The vitamins Grilled cheese and namazu sandwiches are
supplied by her garden produce are one of Pyra’s most famous creations,
invaluable in keeping her healthy — so alongside her lactation-inducing lemonade
much lactation can easily drain a woman’s recipe. Her best recipes are kept secret,
body to the breaking point! however, shared as a reward for major
favors. A few of them induce prodigious
Living on the beach means Pyra can roam breast growth to a ridiculous degree.
and forage for whatever plants she wants Others enlarge the digestive tract as well
to cook up. Her crockpot sees a lot of use, as general midsection fatty tissues. Only
more than her oven. While the latter is one or two will make a girl’s butt bigger.
used to bake lemon pies and milk, the
former is where most of her meals come When it comes to dislikes, Pyra doesn’t
from. Wild mustards, curly dock, really have any. While she certainly
searocket, bladder wrack, pickleweed and wouldn’t eat dog meat or anything similar,
cattails all end up being used in some Pyra won’t shy away from bivalves or
recipe or other, fusing together into filling Brussel sprouts. The black-haired
meals alongside breast milk, cheeses and a behemoth will try almost anything at least
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Pyra’s work days are taken up fueling her vice versa, of course! Pyra finds herself
immense breasts, producing various dairy conversing at all hours of the day and
products, and doing paperwork. Her night, according to the needs of her
hammock is her usual resting place during customers and associates.
work; it’s a specially reinforced piece of
furniture, suspended from the walls at a Pyra spends more time eating than
pair of massive support columns. If she’s conversing, really. Her day is a constant
not working, Pyra’s tending her garden, glut, a steady intake of sustenance meant
swimming about, foraging for ingredients, to keep her mammary glands taut with
or fucking with her delivery robot. liquid product. She’s developed a skill for
cooking as a result, with something always
Work sees Pyra lactating, feasting, and on the stove throughout the day. Visitors
chatting either through her laptop or on enjoy the atmosphere Pyra gives her squat
her phone. Her hammock, as has been home; the quiet gurgling of her belly, her
stated, is where she normally resides occasional moans of pleasure, the soft
during her work. During the winter, both music playing, the staccato thrum of the
of Pyra’s tits stay on top of her for the sake breast pump.
of retaining heat, with the pump plugged
into the wall for power. When things start Even as she lactates and eats, Pyra
to get warmer, one boob eventually gets experiments with dairy products of various
shoved out of the hammock, followed by sorts. Pyra’s raw milk is her most popular
the other; Pyra remains in the hammock, product, but her cream, hard cheese and
letting her mammaries sit on either side. raw cream butter are all tied for second,
That’s usually how she leaves her bed to according to sales. With an automated
begin with — push one big boob out, then butter churn and several cheese presses,
flop onto it, sending the hammock Pyra’s discovered the bacterial and yeast
swinging off to one side and then back strains that are perfect for her production
over her hefty ass. efforts. Two large refrigerators covered
with notes and instructions contain her
If not in the hammock, then she’s sitting product until they’re transported; carefully
on a custom-made chair, pedaling to pump organized by date and type, the product is
the milk from her breasts. She performs constantly moving!
various paperwork duties on her laptop as
she lactates, filling out forms, signing Evaporated milk is not something Pyra has
contracts and the like. Sometimes Pyra much experience with, but one of her
chats with customers about the product associates is eager to help the busty
she sells, other times she negotiates a deal. woman ease into the stuff. The resulting
Rarely she has a camera set up to see milk solids can be compacted and made
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make Pyra into a local bank of sorts. It’s layer of security. The wall encloses two
something Pyra’s been seriously acres of land, just enough to support Pyra’s
considering. The question is whether or hyperproductive tits. Rough lemons are
not she could afford to have a milk grown as espaliers along the inside of the
evaporator installed in her house. wall’s perimeter, and the ground is
covered in a blend of goat’s rue, fenugreek,
The dairy bot requires a little bit of mosses and wild mustard, with a few
maintenance, which is something Pyra saplings from the rough lemons rising up
enjoys doing. She named it “Dumpy”. here and there. A brick path just wide
Dumpy’s sturdy and colored rose pink, enough for Pyra’s tits roams about the
with a pump jet installed on its rump so it garden in the form of a maze, eventually
can handle even the nastiest floods. Pyra leading from the back door to the side of
has a rough rubber mat set up where the house, where a sturdy gate stands
Dumpy can rest, right next to the outlet it locked and surveilled by a hidden camera.
plugs into for power. The outlet has a
backup power supply in the form of Swimming and beachcombing are idle
several hefty batteries attached to a little pleasures that Pyra partakes in during her
wind turbine on top of Pyra’s house. If the free time. She gathers plants that grow
power ever goes out, at least Pyra can keep along the shore as well as any lost objects
making deliveries! The backup batteries she thinks might be valuable. Bust Bound
can hold enough electricity to keep makes getting around the treacherous
Dumpy going for twenty-eight hours. beaches much easier, and it sees a fair bit
Pyra’s customers enjoy seeing Dumpy of use in fending off coastal predators. The
trundle along, as it scares off troublesome mudflats in particular see a lot of action
sorts with its presence. between Pyra and the gull mobs that
frequent the region! Sometimes she finds
The garden by her house is one of Pyra’s something worth a pretty penny, while
major focuses. When she’s not working other days she finds truly bizarre junk.
inside, she’s working outside, using Bust
Bound to maneuver around the brick wall Swimming from islet to beach to spit, Pyra
that surrounds her home. At eight feet tall lets her breasts float to catch the wind as
and two feet thick, the wall is topped by makeshift sails, using her arms to steer and
blades to dissuade intruders — intruders legs to assist in propulsion. More often
that ceased being a problem after their one than not naked during her aquatic travels,
and only attempts at climbing over. Along the black-haired behemoth so far has gone
the wall’s outer perimeter are rose bushes unseen by the public, but if she suspects it
that are carefully tended; Pyra harvests the might be a possibility, she puts on an old
rose hip for teas and jams, and she likes bikini. During such times, Pyra will also
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she thinks will make for a good meal. or picking bivalves off the rocks. More
Leaping off an islet using Bust Bound, Pyra rarely, it’s a family of tourists. But Pyra’s
can use gravity and her bulk to pierce heaving, rippling bulk is impossible to
whatever defenses a fish might have by hide, gleaming wheat curves flicking off
crashing down on top of it. This is moisture with every movement. Initially
normally done close to shore, as having to onlookers guffawed when they saw her
swim back to land while hauling a dead coasting on the waves and waddling on the
fish is not something Pyra enjoys — shore, shouting their bewilderment and
especially when predators are lurking even offense at her body. The Amniotic
nearby! Batteries strapped to her breasts with
seaweed were particularly strange to
Ol’ Messy is a rather unique namazu that’s onlookers. But when they saw her
become a local legend. Grown far larger fighting Ol’ Messy, the guffaws stopped
than most of her kind, Ol’ Messy and the cries of alarm rose up. They cried
resembles a sea serpent at nearly ten feet out in awe as they watched Pyra’s tits
long. Her gray eyes are blank, but her lips swaying above the foam, her squawks of
contort with emotion whenever she pain interrupting her screams of fury.
encounters danger. Not even the When they inevitably saw what she was
hungriest sharks will bother her, however fighting, they were stunned.
— her Quake Shock does an additional 1
damage. Pyra’s tried hunting Ol’ Messy, Some of the onlookers returned to the
but the beast is elusive, ranging far and beach after that, hoping to see Pyra again.
wide along the coast at all times of the As she doesn’t keep a set scheduling for
year. The few times when Pyra and Ol’ her foraging or beachcombing activities,
Messy fought have resulted in the woman Pyra’s appearances are considered
wading ashore in pain and the catfish mysterious and precious affairs by her
tumbling through the waves in growing fanbase. Said fanbase has
bewilderment. One day, however, the produced a vast, complex and constantly
beast will slip up, and Pyra will finally evolving mythopœia explaining the
catch it. battles, regarding why the two fight and
what will come of the inevitable final
As things are, Pyra’s become a local victory. They gather from afar and cheer
legend, as people have witnessed her Pyra on; no one wants to approach her,
battles with Ol’ Messy. No one’s thought fearing the way her areolæ pulsate before
to record the insane duels, but it’s only a and after the fights. The male teens in
matter of time. Sometimes the local teens particular are in awe, of course, with their
like to wander the inlets, sometimes female peers displaying jealousy-driven
squabbling, sometimes partying. Other disgust with the wheat-hued boobs and
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comes from the display of martial might arm’s reach. The only swimming aids
projected by clearly feminine curves — to allowed are snorkels, foot fins, ear plugs
their relatively isolated minds, it’s a and goggles. Every racer must rely upon
contradictory blasphemy that slaps their her huge, blubbery curves to catch the
culture of peer pressure right in the face. wind, with her swimsuit acting as an
It’s inevitable that one of the boys will additional sail and her arms acting to steer
approach Pyra with awkward questions. only. They may propel themselves with
their muscles for the first ten seconds of
Quite a few of the girls have grown some the race, after which Pyra sounds her
notably large curves, so they’re not jealous slapstick to signal the end of powered
of Pyra — they’re her biggest admirers, in swimming. Pyra has forbidden herself
fact. Big boobs dominate the beach some from participating in the race, as her boobs
days, while others sees cliques swaying are so big they catch even the tiniest
their gigantic birthing hips about the breeze and put her ahead of the
dunes. Five years ago, Pyra began competition with ease.
swimming with them on occasion as they
marveled at her bulk. That summer was Four of the five years saw only eight
one of the best she ever had; they watched contestants, with one years seeing twenty.
as she used her curves as massive sails to Pyra hosts the Pyrathlon by her house,
catch the wind and were awed by her starting things off with a hearty brunch
gracility. Within a few hours all of them that everyone pitches in for. Everyone
were “body sailing”, racing each other gets into their swimsuits and follows Pyra
around islets and their larger friends. to the starting line, which is demarcated
by a pair of poles, one on shore and the
Naturally the girls decided that they other out in the water. With an acoustic
should have a “Pyratholon”, an idea Pyra megaphone in one hand and a slapstick in
found amusing. Once a year, they’d all the other, Pyra goes over the rules and has
gather for the Pyratholon, a friendly race the racers enter the water. Pyra delivers
using their immense curves as sails. the countdown and swings the slapstick to
They’ve kicked the idea for a prize back sound the start of the Pyrathlon.
and forth for a bit, but ultimately it came
down to Pyra, and she decided it would The Pyrathlon is a seven-mile body sailing
cause friction in the long run. race, taking place along a shallow bay
that’s mostly sheltered from the worst
The Pyrathlon has been held five times so weather. On average the bay is five feet
far, and the rules proved so simple deep, but at a few points it drops to about
nothing’s had to be changed. No Powers twenty feet deep, namely along deep pits
are to be used, first and foremost. No formed by long-vanished glaciers. There
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requires the racers to travel past, and given The Pyrathlon is a test of body sailing skill,
the way the local currents roll no one can so those involved have developed all kinds
really take any shortcuts to the finish line. of techniques meant to improve their
body’s surface area. Some girls twist their
Gull Skerry is the first landmark. arms together with their breasts squeezed
Frequented by gulls and covered in guano, up between their biceps, causing their
the rocky island is a cylinder less than fifty gigantic boobs to flare up and out as
feet in diameter but it’s always a solid four bulbous sails, their tops stretched taut over
feet above the waterline. The gulls don’t hardened teats to further improve their
really bother BBWs… unless food is scarce efficacy. Other girls make sure to stuff
or they feel their nests are threatened. their bellies, finding that their guts make
The wind likes to blow directly into Gull much better sails when they’re distended
Skerry from all sides, blasting upward into and turgid than when they are empty.
a hollow column the gulls use to take Girls with huge butts and legs simply cross
flight. After that is the Gravelclad Strait. their ankles behind their heads or lift their
The land the forms it is all gravel beach, legs up to catch the wind.
leaving the strait itself just wide enough to
allow 10 Size Points’ worth of BBW A new idea sprung up during a winter
through at a time. Climbing over the swim — BBW teams. A group of BBWs
gravel is extremely difficult and the form a chain, interlocking their limbs
currents are tricky, but the breeze tends to partly so they form a row. Their
favor body sailing. The third landmark is combined curves catch the wind more
the Buoy Toilet. It’s a useless porcelain easily and they can also paddle with their
toilet stuck atop a buoy. For whatever free limbs. Nipple-strapped kytoons have
reason it’s never been removed or so much been experimented with by some of the
as noticed by anyone with any authority. girls, which has made the “living galleys”
The buoy bobs above one of the bay’s even faster than one would expect. The
deepest points — ominous and creepy, but girls think having a “galley race” would be
otherwise rather unremarkable. The final great, but they’d have to plot out a new
stretch of the Pyrathlon is a mud flat. At race course, as a team of BBWs moves so
high tide it’s usually two or so feet quickly the Pyrathlon would be won far
underwater. At low tide it’s fully exposed, too quickly to be fun. Pyra’s always up for
forcing the racers to wobble a good two new ideas, but she’s also afraid of
hundred feet to the finish circle, which attracting too much attention, as
consists of a quartet of boulders sticking troublemakers are always around the
out of the ground. Pyra travels alongside corner, such as Dahbuh Pino and his
the racers, making sure to keep pace with cronies. On the upside, Gæa Ur and
whoever’s in first place. Zaytlin Jale want to get involved, so she’d
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Gæa Ur Sounds: crunching of soil and giggles.
Dexterity 9 (Experienced Cheerleader (T),
Nimble Fingers) Diet: Mostly the breast milk of her friends,
Empathy 8 (Optimistic Soldier, Virtuous) with lampreys, mollusks, honey and a few
Intellect 8 (Custom Clothier (S), Guerrilla vegetables for balance.
Warfare (T))
Physique 8 (Improvised Weapons, Combat Methodology: Startlingly
Smothering Grappler (T)) aggressive, will call bluffs and ignore
HP 18 goading. Seeks to overwhelm foes with a
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Waddle), 60 relentless offense and doesn’t stop until
(300/turn)(Areolar Track) foes are screaming for mercy.
Legs and Butt 4
Belly and Sides 1 Trades: sewing materials, preserved foods,
Chest and Arms 4 (62 gallons) weaponry and data on local predators.
Size Total 9 Can craft custom clothes for trade, and can
teach various warfare concepts with ease.
Preferred Region: Chest and Arms
Powers: Latten Flanks, Areolar Track (+2 Has one of the following somewhere that
Speed increment), Leeching Thighs, Teat she can retrieve in 1 + d5 hours:
Lances (+1 damage, +1 hour extension),
Buttquake, Hypnosis Boobs 1 + d4 Improvised one-handed weapons.
Tools: Destrier Dress, Belt Knife, Bivouac They can deal up to 2d10 strikes before
Sack, First Aid Kit, Permanent Match falling apart, regardless of whether or not
Hair: Golden Blond they deal any damage. They certainly
Eyes: Sky Blue looks scary, enough to end a fight without
Skin: Rust taking a swing.
Height: 5’
Age: 20 2 + d4 Gallon jugs of her milk, freshly
lactated, not pasteurized. Usually quite
“Ready for action?” frothy and always warm. Tends to make
“Believe in me, ‘cuz I believe in you!” whoever drinks it a bit drowsy, since it’s
“You guys getting hungry? I know a place quite filling.
where we can grab a bite.”
“Hey, we got the big game next week, so I 1 + d4 Athletic BBWs, each with Areolar
got us new uniforms to wear out on the Track and one other random Power.
field! They’re extraaaaa comfyyyyy!” They’re help her with 1 + d4 tasks before
going back to their lives.
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Gæa’s parents were hardly ever around, Puberty hit Gæa like a truck made out of
which is surprising, given how disciplined, hunger and horniness. She ate far more
polite and well-behaved the girl is. It than almost everyone else in her school,
seems she was naturally predisposed and her body responded by swelling up
toward being a decent human being; Gæa’s into a hypersexualized form. Granted, the
always been popular, and not just for her other cheerleaders were also growing
looks. Even with boobs that take up rather rotund, but Gæa’s growth was the
hallways, a belly that jiggles like mad and most obvious. Gossip was whispered about
a butt swollen into a pair of rust-colored her red-brown curves, disbelief over how
boulders, she remains the darling of the mobile she was despite growing wider
town. A one-girl army against the local than almost all of the school doorways.
predators and criminal scum, Gæa makes Gæa was growing anxious over her
money using her talent and skill at crafting peculiar growth; her ridiculous bloating
custom clothing for all kinds of clients — occurred on her most sexual regions at
mostly BBWs, though, given her bloating first, making her look like a parody of a
body giving her plenty of experience. cheerleader. But then she looked at her
She’s still learning a lot about BBW friends and realized they were all in it
Powers; being so sweet doesn’t mean being together, judging from how big they were
naïve, however! getting after every major school event.

Gæa wishes to become a fashion designer. Gæa came to terms with her bulk at a
Her work is definitely making waves, as gradual pace. Her friends definitely
various well-known BBWs have been helped in that regard, and witnessing
purchasing her outfits regularly, namely Zaytlin wobbling about like it was nothing
due to their focus on their secret usage of further reassured Gæa that her own body
BBW Powers. When not designing was acceptable. The existence of Powers
clothes, Gæa’s engaged in the new sport of was what truly helped Gæa accept her
puff polo with her friends, which also body as a boon, rather than an aberration.
involves cheerleading. Fighting the local Areolar Track provides her with an insane
predators and criminals is her latest degree of mobility she could never dream
pursuit; she decided that something had to of, even letting her bound clear over
be done after hearing about attacks on fogbanks some days! Gæa likes to thrust
other BBWs. Her fellows lack her her chest out proudly, showing the world
aggression for the most part, so Gæa hasn’t two rust boobs big enough to feed a
been able to form a militia… yet. She’d village, guarded by teats hard and big
love to do so, and she’s been looking for enough to fend off two villages
potential candidates to join her in her simultaneously. She’s eager to learn more
efforts. On the downside, she has an about Powers, but even more eager to
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Gæa’s waist-length hair is usually kept thighs. Gæa’s waist was never exactly
knotted skyward as a set of towering, narrow, but she’s noticed the love handles
fountaining twintails, bangs parted to resting over her muscular flanks. She
frame her round face and jutting bubble absentmindedly rubs her gut sometimes,
cheeks. Gæa’s eyes are almond-shaped, her finger probing her navel, which is
with thin, arched eyebrows above them. nothing more than a mere dent at the apex
Her nose has a low root that swoops to a of her belly. Her gut’s the size of her head
pinched bump between little nostrils. but easily expands to half again larger after
Beneath that are lips as thick as her index she eats a big meal. When standing it
fingers, disturbingly wide and always hangs heavy, and when standing it juts
smiling above a pointy chin. forward slightly.

Her arms are muscular but it’s hard to see The one thing on Gæa that rivals her tits is
because of their fatness; either upper arm her ass. Her pelvis had to grow
has swollen into a blubber-bubble one foot throughout puberty, until it reached its
across, leaving her sculpted forearms and current width of about five feet, leaving
dainty hands a wee bit chubby. Even her with a vast thigh gap. Her buttocks
then, Gæa’s arms appear tiny compared to are red-brown masses of blubber and
her tits — those dominate Gæa’s view as muscle, either one two and a half feet in
well as that of anyone meeting her in diameter, rising up against her lower back
person. Either breast is usually turgid as well as swelling out in every other
with milk, even as it sags to her waist, a direction. Both butt cheeks meld with
rust-hued pear two and a half feet in thighs shaped like oblate spheroids. Gæa’s
diameter that ripples in time to her thighs are as much muscle and sinew as
heartbeat. The coffee-colored areola on they are turgid blubber, visibly contorting
either breast is a dome eighteen inches whenever she bends her legs. Her calves
wide and one inch tall, the nipple at its are rust-colored spheres thanks to her
center a cylinder as big as her forearm. increasing blubber, but like her thighs
Whenever Gæa’s heart starts to race her they also possess bulging muscles, blasting
areolæ pulse forth an additional three her into the air during her cheerleading.
inches, her nipples stiffening into rock- Her feet are dainty and her toes are stout
hard pillars. Two dozen areolar glands and blocky, giving her superb traction. All
each two inches across ring the edges of in all, Gæa’s body has become a
her areola, making them resemble a pair of particularly busty pear in terms of shape.
undulating clockfaces.
Her crotch is covered by a light fuzz of
Her belly forms a hefty bulge that’s hidden blond curls. When aroused, her clitoris
by her tits, an overfilled food balloon expands into a pear shape, six inches long
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While larger than most BBWs, Gæa’s and elbows. Pushing buttons, turning
ongoing athletic efforts mean she’s not handles, shoving doors open and cabinets
quite as encumbered as most people shut, those kind of things. Her friends
suspect. While it takes her four cycles to laugh whenever she applies her Teat
stand up from a prone position, Gæa Lances for things like closing doors or
spends most of those cycles simply battling moving things out of the way, but they
with her boobs and keeping them in her can’t deny that Gæa’s boobs grant her
top. She always starts by rolling onto her superior reach — up to five feet and two
chest and belly; from there, she plants inches! The chance that she’ll start
both her feet firmly on the ground, lactating is a tiny price to pay for the
unwittingly giving everyone a good view ability to open those way-too-high-up
of her massive ass. From there, she hugs cabinets without needing a step-stool.
her tits to her torso and hefts herself
upright with a chirp of success, belly Gæa’s fond of using her tits and ass as
rolling from side to side atop her thighs. crude sails when she swims, gleaming
wetly as she enjoys the breeze. She likes
Mobility for Gæa isn’t as cumbersome as it to swim on her side, flexing her pecs and
is for other BBWs, given her musculature. glutes to undulate her enormity, which
However, the width of her hips means propels her slowly but inexorably
Gæa has to swing one hip before the other wherever she needs to go. The enormity
in order to waddle. While Zaytlin’s of her curves means she’s not the fastest or
waddle is a ponderous affair, Gæa’s waddle most graceful, but Gæa can use Areolar
is considerably more light-footed, her Track to churn the water and launch
advancing leg bending to increase her herself sideways at high speed.
stride before being planted on the ground.
Then she swings the other hips forward, Areolar Track is the one Power Gæa relies
pivoting on her previously advancing foot upon to get from place to place. She can
to do so. However, the cheerleader’s jugs blast off from one place to another at a
are so big that she has to hug them while stunning speed, though if she’s with her
naked, as her areolæ and nipples would friends it tends to be slightly inconvenient,
drag on the ground otherwise. If Gæa given how showy it is. Leeching Thighs,
waddles too fast, her tits boom sideways on the other hand, is a much more subtle
against her hips, inevitably throwing her Power, letting her steal the momentum of
off-balance if they don’t smash people nearby jerks to let her keep up with her
aside first! friends. If she wants to catch up to
someone she wants to chastise it’s even
Even though her tits get in the way of her better! But Areolar Track is definitely
arms most of the time, Gæa’s learned to Gæa’s preference for mobility, letting her
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Clothing is one thing Gæa never lacks for. bulbous in the process. Even when
Being a talented custom clothier, she’s able clothed, Gæa appears to be surrounded by
to improve outfits and design whole new a quartet of rust-colored blubber-bubbles,
ones for her BBW clients. For the right barely contained by the fabric she so
price, she can whip up the perfect outfit lovingly remade to cover her naughty bits.
for the situation! Yet despite being so
skilled and talented, Gæa likes to keep her Gæa crafted a wind-proofed romper suit
own wardrobe simple, with one constant with hidden features that let her manifest
being her piercings. Set in the lateral end her Powers with minimal effort. It’s a
of either eyebrow is an electrum ring one-piece set with an integral sports bra,
piercing, decorated with a cabochon with sleeves that stop short of the elbows
carved from a rainbow opal. She always and leggings that stop just below her
wears them as her personal identifier. thighs and ass. The entirety is canary in
color with white, lacy frills, all hugging
Gæa’s favorite outfit is precisely what one her behemoth curves. A stiff collar of
would expect a cheerleader to wear. She vertical, frilly lace hugs her neck but that
was unable to save her favorite shrug from only serves to exaggerate the depth of her
the ravages of time, so she made a new one cleavage, as that’s usually exposed — the
out of merino wool dyed old glory red. romper is closed up the front by a series of
Interestingly enough, she had the means hook-and-eye closures, though her
to close it made from an opal set in a cleavage is always exposed as proof that
titanium clasp — it can never fully cover her gigantic milk blimps are all-natural.
her boobs, however. Under the shrug she Hidden slits in the fabric let Gæa make full
wears an old glory blue crisscross loop for use of her Powers with ease. For winter,
a top — how she got away with wearing she made a matching muff, gloves and
that during class is a mystery, considering boots, all in matching colors. Her girth
how it only holds one-third of her breasts means getting cold is rather difficult, so
at the most (including her folded teats), she rarely if ever wears the muff.
leaving the other two-thirds to dangle and
jiggle out the sides like rust-colored water Swimwear for Gæa is a daunting prospect,
balloons, slapping not only her legs and but she’s managed to craft attire for the
feet, but those of everyone around her. waves. A checkered crisscross top holds
Barely covering her five-foot ass and even less flesh than her casual top, and a
thighs is a pleated denim skirt that reaches checkered c-string covers her genitals
to just above her knees, with a silk belt hides within the canyon formed by her
that keeps her bare belly hanging over the buttcheeks. Matching swimming slippers
skirt, rather than under it. Tall wool socks were crafted, too, with thick soles to
are worn under reinforced cheer shoes, protect her feet from anything she might
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Pyra Gull’s tits impress Gæa, but the Hope Pump is very much admired by Gæa,
athlete’s now worried that her own jugs even if the blonde has grown obsessed
will eventually rival Pyra’s in size. As with the redhead’s constant pulsating.
much as having bigger, milkier tits would Hope’s stance on fighting corruption is
be nice, Gæa knows ballooning up to the something Gæa considers wonderful, as
size of a house would only cause trouble Hope deals with criminals Gæa can’t
for her fellow cheerleaders. As it is, she touch. Gæa’s witnessed Hope using Body
purchases Pyra’s products to keep her Blimp and secretly wants that same Power.
going for the cheerleading routines, However, Hope’s “sky fisher” tool really
admiring Pyra’s success and seeing it as perturbs Gæa; why would anyone own
motivation to do what she’s been doing all such a grisly thing?! Gæa’s been chastised
by herself. Pyra seems to be safe from by Hope already over lunch, their big tits
trouble, so Gæa doesn’t roam near the bumping together and rippling as they
dairy girl’s property too much. What chatted. Gæa understands Hope’s feelings,
confuses Gæa is how Pyra was never a but at the same time, “fortune favors the
cheerleader — with tits that size, she bold” and all that. The rust-hued girl has
could easily serve as a one-girl base for been practicing discretion for Hope’s sake,
stunts. As it is, Gæa thinks Pyra’s athletic sneaking about and enacting justice
enough with her swimming and races. without violence.

Zaytlin Jale’s sheer enormity awes Gæa, Dahbuh Pino was considered a threat by
nearly to the point of stupefaction. Gæa at one point years ago, but he’s
Zaytlin was always bigger than Gæa, but proven himself to be a wannabe, stuck in a
to watch the freckled girl bloat up more revolving door of dealing drugs, getting his
and more every year has left Gæa ass kicked and shooting himself in the
wondering if Zaytlin will ever stop foot. Gæa’s convinced Dahbuh really
growing. Gæa admires the girl’s hasn’t changed at all — he’s still the same
intelligence and knowledge, but she’d screeching, demanding brat he always was.
really like to have Zaytlin join her in She’s heard the stories about his parties
fighting the local scum. She’s seen Zaytlin and even gotten plenty of invitations, but
fend off the local predators and thinks she knows her efforts at trying to dig up
those survival skills would translate dirt wouldn’t work there, given how
perfectly to Gæa’s mission. But what Gæa readily identifiable she is. What really
finds even more appalling is that Zaytlin concerns Gæa is that Dahbuh could be
never became a cheerleader or got into used as a pawn by someone much worse.
puff polo — with an ass like that, she’d be Gæa’s well aware of his libido (and hates
world-famous! But as it is, Gæa thinks it), so she knows it wouldn’t be hard for a
Zaytlin’s made the right decisions political bitch to lead him by the nose to
elsewhere, and that’s all that matters. do unmentionable things in her name.

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Gæa’s able to survive her fights for several Power inside the device. For every five
reasons, but the most visible one is her cycles she spend wobbling about on foot,
“destrier dress”. It’s more than just body Gæa’s able to work up the energy
armor, it’s a unique Power-enhancement necessary, letting the tugging and shifting
and storage device that uses the of her destrier dress work on the ratchet,
momentum in her bouncing, heaving which converts all of that blubber-induced
boobs and buttcheeks for its abilities. kinetic energy into a single charge inside
While she has Latten Flanks to protect her the device. The destrier dress can store
against the majority of attacks, Gæa refuses two charges; Gæa can expend a charge to
to rely entirely upon her Powers for remove the need to prepare one Power for
protection, as they have disadvantages that a single use, instead causing it to activate
foolhardy BBWs tend to ignore. with immense force immediately. No
matter the charge time required, one
The destrier dress is composed of a T-back charge will negate it.
thong and a crisscross top that’s attached
to a large, quilted gorget, the length of The shifting of the fabric synchronizes the
fabric running in two channels within the movements of her bulk, giving her the
gorget. The ends leading beneath her tits pacing of a model on the catwalk when
continue along her sides and cross back she moves on foot. It also enhances her
over a second time to encircle her already formidable defenses; the destrier
buttocks, running in parallel as they dress reduces almost all damage Gæa takes
continue back up into the gorget. from attacks by 2 — that excludes damage
Titanium pieces of armor are also worn. from sources such as fire, intense light,
The fabric and armor are all colored with electricity, chemicals and similar sources.
hazard stripes — alternating violet and The damage reduction is cumulative with
green-yellow. Pauldrons, vambraces and the reduction she receives from Latten
greaves are well-padded and designed to Flank, making her all but unstoppable in a
deflect oncoming attacks aimed at them, fight against most street toughs. The
away from her center of mass. Combat stripes moving about disorient anyone she
boots with wool socks are also worn, along approaches while wearing the destrier
with specially-designed gloves. Leather dress. None of her enemies ever notice
pteruges dangle from the thong, reaching Gæa’s coffee-colored nipples launching
to her knees. through the fabric of her top until it’s too
late. Gæa only dons the destrier dress for
Hidden within the gorget is a ratcheting her secret missions against predators and
mechanism attached to a mysterious criminals, typically hiding it under her
device Gæa crafted and hidden within the romper suit if needed. It takes no more
gorget’s quilting. Gæa’s figured out a way than thirty-six cycles (three minutes) for
to store the energy needed to use a BBW Gæa to don or doff the destrier dress.

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BBW Powers are something Gæa’s very
keen on mastering. Her friends have been Leeching Thighs is a more… publicly
tentatively studying their own, with Gæa’s acceptable Power for getting around. It’s
praise urging them ever onward. “You’re quite subtle, as Gæa only uses it on people
not a freak,” the blonde has made it clear she doesn’t like and on thugs trying to
to them, “you’ve grown gifts! This is escape her wrath. There are plenty of
something everyone would love to have!” jerks being jerks in public, so Gæa’s in the
So far, they’re happy to accept her logic. right for punishing them with Leeching
Thighs. She gets to keep up with her
Latten Flanks activated when Gæa grew friends, and the assholes mocking her find
nervous before a big pep rally and began that they can barely walk.
massaging her unruly girth. After that,
she found that the transition stunts Teat Lances serves a variety of uses for
weren’t so jarring, what with her curves Gæa. Its combat utility is obvious; Gæa
flying all about. It’s the one Power Gæa’s considers Teat Lances to be her primary
come to depend upon during her frequent weapon in a fight, taking down those
battles, her reinforced bulk bouncing away fleeing or otherwise trying to keep their
blows as she does her best to dodge. distance. Hardening her areolæ lets her
Several criminals have ceased their extend her reach, albeit clumsily; Gæa has
ventures after having their fists break to lift her boobs up and about with her
upon the blonde’s rippling blubber. arms in order to manipulate cabinets and
doors. Her areolæ puff out enough to
Areolar Track is Gæa’s favorite Power to make up half the length, with her nipples
use. The thrill of moving at high speeds stretching and tapering to make up the
and weaving through crowds is other half of her Lances.
exhilarating; her upper half is hidden
between a pair of breasts and buttocks so Buttquake was discovered when Gæa and
huge that she resembles a quartet of her friends went clubbing a ways back.
boulders precariously canted to one side. After that, she found it was only useful for
Most people are flabbergasted when she wreaking havoc — not very useful for her
flies past them — predators and work. It’s still fun to use with her friends
troublemakers never have that luxury, as when cheerleading, though!
Gæa typically flattens them on impact.
She’s much more nimble and Hypnosis Boobs has proven extremely
unpredictable than one would expect, useful against the vehicular gangs she goes
using her Areolar Track to bounce off against. Quite a few predators are also
walls, over obstacles and even along enraptured by the undulation of her jugs.
ceilings when she goes fast enough. Some Gæa finds it’s a great Power to aid in
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When it comes to martial matters, Gæa distance and plow through groups of
bucks the trend for BBWs. Where most enemies.
big girls use their damaging Powers purely
for self-defense, Gæa embraces their Improvised weaponry is one of Gæa’s
offensive utility, but only when her usual strong points. Anything becomes a
non-Power methods won’t cut it. weapon in her hands and Gæa prefers
going into battle armed. If her weapon
Gæa jiggles and heaves her bulk into a breaks, the rust-colored beauty simply
vicious offensive, always seeking to put chucks the remains at her enemy and
her targets on the defensive, hoping to grabs something else.
make them panic and make a fatal mistake.
The thought of simply rushing into a fight Gæa never holds back in a fight, so her
without doing any research on the enemy Powers see plenty of use. Areolar Track is
first is abhorrent to Gæa; she always does her go-to for nearly any kind of physical
her best to prepare for a battle, studying conflict. She’s able to smash into the sides
her targets from afar and looking up any of vehicles hard enough to knock them
records they might have. Latten Flanks is off-course! Most thugs and predators are
activated as soon as contact with the stunned by simply trying to comprehend
enemy is made, which combined with her the dusky mass hurtling toward them. If
destrier dress reduces the damage Gæa she doesn’t have Areolar Track ready, Gæa
takes by 6, giving her incredible will use Leeching Thighs to slow down the
survivability if someone strikes her. most important target while giving herself
a bit of a hustle. Seeing such huge breasts
Without her Powers, Gæa’s still a and buttocks jiggling toward someone so
terrifying foe. Grappling is her strong violently can be a serious morale breaker,
point, with bear hugs being her preferred but Hypnosis Boobs makes her approach
attack. With tits those big, it’s really no truly mind-numbing, letting her get the
wonder, as she inevitably crushes her upper hand in any fight. Teat Lances is
targets one by one. She’ll thrust her jugs Gæa’s primary weapon for when she’s not
all about and swing them about, smashing using Areolar Track. It lets her pound foes
targets senseless so she can go for a from afar; Gæa likes aiming her nipples at
grapple. Anyone trying to get close has to the back of a fleeing target’s knees or
deal with her gelatinous ass wobbling to lower back to floor them. Teat Lances
and fro, smacking them away as she makes it much easier to fend off enemy
crushes her foe. Her rump protects her weaponry, with her tits parting sometimes
upper half really well, but she only uses it to smack aside numerous foes so she can
to sit on people before attacking them get closer to her primary target. Simply
with her elbows. If need be, Gæa will bouncing her tits up and down can be
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Gæa’s diet defies the norm to such a mollusk she likes eating; whelks, abalones,
degree that her friends tend to criticize her conches, all of them are eaten and rarely
for it. But they really can’t judge their she’ll keep their shells to study for her
red-brown friend — she seems to be destrier dress’ upgrades. Cephalopods are
eating all the right things for cheerleading, avoided by Gæa — she’s read about how
even if her tits and ass have turned into smart they are and feels bad for them.
big blubber balloons!
To try to fix Gæa’s diet, her friends have
Honey is one of Gæa’s favorite treats, and decided to give her plenty of milk… their
she knows who sells the best honey and milk. Their growing breasts are constantly
where. Gæa will purchase a big jar of raw swollen with milk, so they’ve taken to
honey and sometimes comb honey for nursing her after major exercise regimens.
breakfast. She’s something of a honey It’s gotten to the point where breast milk
connoisseur, able to identify various types makes up a bit more than half of her
and flower sources just by taste alone. intake. Gæa looks forward to the squad’s
Honeydew honey is something Gæa “sessions”, all of those nipples pushed
considers a real treat, as the health risks it together, competing to enter her mouth in
poses to the bees and the honey’s cost the showers after particularly difficult
make it rather expensive. nights on the field. She’s practically
immobilized by her own gut at the end of
Locusts, mollusks and lampreys make up it all, its perpetual undulating mixed with
the bulk of Gæa’s meat intake. Locusts are loud gurgles and moans as it struggles to
fried, lampreys are stewed, and the wide break down so much milk.
variety of mollusks she imbibes go through
a variety of cooking methods. Lampreys For plant matter, Gæa loves green peas,
are eaten in surfeits by Gæa, their flesh gourds of all sorts and spinach. Rose hips
making her belly swell until it parts her are made into teas, jellies and jams, and
breasts against her hips. They’re typically she always has a few jars of her creations
turned into meat pies or grilled; she’ll use ready as gifts.
the creature’s fried nerves as a garnish.
Sometimes she’ll stew them in their own Gæa will eat nearly anything outside of
blood mixed with cream from her own her preferences, but there are two things
milk, which squicks out her friends really she refuses to eat. Onions in any form are
bad. Gæa likes harvesting bivalves; they avoided, as Gæa claims their texture
can’t run away, and she can dislodge them offends her tongue and the taste makes it
using Teat Lances. She’ll gather a ton of even worse. Brussel sprouts are the second
them, with oysters eaten raw, scallops thing; no one can cook them worth shit
gutted and pan-fried, mussels cooked in and Gæa just considers their existence an
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Gæa goes to university, just like Zaytlin miniskirts, sports bras and neckerchiefs are
and other BBWs her age. Her tits are so worn as uniforms, which leaves Gæa and
big she uses them for a desk, and her ass is her girls bulging out of the fabric, expanses
so big she doesn’t need a chair! Then of flesh struggling to break free at all
again, most of her classes involve physical times. The teams all play on a field that
education and fashion design, so she’s measures three hundred feet wide, free of
usually up and about, her breasts leading everything except mosses and ferns, a few
the way and parting crowds across miles away from prying eyes.
campus. When she’s with her friends they
form a phalanx of blubbery curves, a living Each team can have a maximum of forty
wall of milk, muscle and blubber that players and can field anywhere from
jiggles endlessly as they chitchat and look twelve to twenty, and the idea is to use a
for their next bite to eat. When they wear long-handled mallet to knock a ball
their puff polo uniforms they’re especially through the opposing team’s goal. A goal
impressive, as their bodies are always on consists of two painted poles set twelve
the verge of winning the battle against feet apart, with either pole seven feet tall.
their skimpy tops and skirts. Gæa would The players are organized in a novel
love to teach her friends how to develop fashion. Four of a team’s players are
Areolar Track as a Power, but most of “riders”, and they’re the only ones with
them seem content with whatever mallets. The other players on the team are
mobility-focused Powers they “mounts”; anywhere from two to four
instinctively manifest as they continue players link up and carry the rider on top.
swelling with blubber and flab. With two players, one remains standing
and holds the lower legs of the other
The girls went from simply cheerleading player, who moves about on her hands.
to engaging in their invented sport called Only certain formations are allowed, after
puff polo. It’s a combination of strenuous experimentation by the captains
cheerleading, polo and a wheelbarrow and direct voting. A game runs for an
race, and the region’s equivalent of a hour and a half in the form of three
league has eight teams. Currently it’s a matches, plus a fifteen-minute break. The
rather loose affair, with teams exchanging mallets are one yard long, and the ball is
players and engaging in idle races for inflated and six inches wide, with a weight
practice. The teams are organized under inside to make its path wildly
eight captains, who get together and unpredictable. When they’re not being
change the names of the teams every once mounts or riders, the girls form up on the
in a while, going with a theme that lasts sideline and cheer when they’re not
for a year, such as colors or elements. keeping an eye on the clock, using a pair
Gæa’s the captain of her team and also of cymbals to signal the end and start of
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has its season in the middle of spring, with The locker room is a surreal place when
seven games across seven weeks. The final Gæa and her friends are there. Gleaming
prize varies from year to year, but curves swell forth as soon as their
everyone playing must pitch in for it! uniforms are shed. Gæa and her peers all
shower together, their immense curves
A few Powers are allowed. As every girl jiggling with even the tiniest impact. As
that plays eventually balloons up with Gæa’s inside grumble for sustenance the
blubber, they begin to use All-terrain Butt, teats of her friends stiffen and their
Grumble Gut and Bust Bound on the field mammary glands shudder; they wash her
to keep themselves at least partly mobile. and breastfeed her, their nipples
Rules dictating what Powers can be used competing to fill her mouth. Gæa feasts at
in what combination are few but very a slow rate, feeling her midsection swell
clear, with the three aforementioned ones until it’s nearly triple its usual size.
being the only ones allowed thus far. Gaining weight doesn’t happen in the
locker room feasts, however — all of that
Seeing Gæa being carried atop her peers is nourishment goes into replenishing her
an impressive sight, given how vast her tits spent reserves. Almost as soon as it’s filled
and ass are. As her peers jiggle and bounce it begins to empty, and Gæa nurses her
on the sideline as a cheer squad, Gæa bops friends in return. Their own guts grow
the ball with a mallet and directs her turgid and once sated they dry off and
“mount” with grace, knowing that their examine their uniforms, handing Gæa the
practice will pay off. Her patience is pieces that need repair. If they have the
endless like her curves, so even the time they go over their cheer squad
clumsiest girl becomes effective on the techniques and tactics for the next puff
field. Her favorite mount-group consists polo game.
of Michelle Fey and Nicole Silva. Nicole
uses All-terrain Butt to jiggle atop her Gæa is always eager to get new girls onto
enormous sepia ass, grasping Michelle’s her team. It takes dedication, though,
bulbous legs as her even more bulbous with practice games, intra-team races and
olive belly ripples as a Grumble Gut to uniform tests, all leading up to the main
help carry both herself and Gæa. They’re season itself. There’s also the cheerleading
certainly speedy, though Michelle can part, too, with nimble girls actively
barely see what’s in front of her due to scouted by Gæa and her friends!
both her posture and Gæa’s enormous
breasts. Mounts are slowed down by the Custom clothing is Gæa’s foremost way of
need to coordinate their movements, and making money. She’s got talent and what
the fact that they have to carry a BBW she’s learning at uni is only making her
makes them even slower. better. Her orders have been coming in
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attire growing well-known. Clothes with
sliding rivets and buttons have become the Very quickly Gæa began studying local
talk of the town amongst BBWs; every events, devising ways to protect people
once in a while a big girl’s favorite Power from local predators and criminals. After
will malfunction, causing her girth to three months of planning and having his
expand and contract violently as it does routine examined without his knowing,
do. Thus, the sliding parts let her outfit the drug dealer suffered Gæa’s wrath and
adapt to her supernatural habits with ease. ended up in prison. Teat Lances had left
Body Blimp, Brain Bongos and other such him a mewling wretch, but he was
Powers tend to ruin clothes, so Gæa’s been completely broken when she destroyed his
keen to study BBW Powers for fashion most prized possessions. After that, Gæa
purposes as well as her own mastery. Her became known as the girl who ended the
workshop is rather small, with just enough five-year terror of the infamous Four
room for her and possibly a thinner Mutts; she claims the quartet of speckled
assistant if she ever finds one; the mutts were easy enough to bait into the
customer is usually measured in front of an spike-lined pit she had dug. People are
array of full-body mirrors in a space that’s still amazed to this day, as the Four Mutts
large enough for even the fattest woman. were unbelievably brazen and vicious,
She’s never hurting for materials, as she attacking anyone they caught alone. After
has tons of donors and suppliers that she that, things accelerated, as Gæa improved
can trust to get her precisely what she her investigative skills as she looked at
needs. She’s open to negotiating prices every tiny detail to gain an edge on
and has gone so far as to have a lawyer whatever she was hunting. Aspiring
develop a contract she has customers sign gangbangers, foolhardy predators,
for good reasons. particularly violent busybodies, out-of-
control bullies, all of them eventually
Gæa’s crimefighting escapades have attract Gæa’s notice.
become an open secret, though she rejects
the appellation of “superheroine”, Gæa always starts her hunts by
preferring to keep her research efforts questioning eyewitnesses to events and
secret and her combat efforts as on the looks into the history of her quarry.
down-low as possible. She began going People simply run up some days and tell
after predators and criminals a year and a Gæa about certain troublemakers, hoping
half ago; she witnessed a horde of feral she’ll punish them. Research is her first
dogs wreaking havoc at the edge of town and foremost concern, with extensive time
and learned the local authorities were spent studying her quarry’s daily routine
hard-pressed to get a handle on the beasts. and looking for any weaknesses she can
Then she learned about a local drug dealer exploit. Weeks can be spent on research,
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the essentials. Then she’ll put together a Such gangs are slowly becoming the norm,
game plan, doublechecking the weather, outcompeting more mundane gangs with a
her kit, anything and everything that new memeplex that’s been spreading both
could possibly affect her hunt. When Gæa online and in real life. They see
moves in to attack, it’s almost always on themselves as inheritors of an older
her terms, with her quarry as lifestyle once enjoyed by Vikings,
disadvantaged as possible. Destrier dress Mongolians, Cossacks and the Sea Peoples,
donned and curves throbbing, Gæa makes where might makes right and the land of
her move, overwhelming her quarry using plenty is infested by undeserving
a combination of her Powers and the weaklings. Gæa’s aware of the one symbol
environment. Most predators flee if they that all vehicular gangs share; the
don’t try to chase her, but either way, they Phoenician letter tet, with the Phoenician
end up in a trap. letter gīml attached to its top. How this
symbol came to be is a mystery, but its
Local gangs have adapted in response to connotation of a throwing stick thrown
Gæa’s exploits, with other BBWs from atop a wheel is not lost on her.
defending themselves with Powers forcing Vehicular gangs squabble amongst
the gangs into something of an arms race. themselves as they supplant the less-
The adoption of rickety vehicles is one mobile gangs in the region, with some
part of local gang evolution; propelled by taking up ideologies that become twisted
wind, muscle or the rare combustion by the new gang memeplex.
engine, the vehicles are almost always
homemade symbols of the gang’s prestige. On the upside, there are never more than
A vehicular gang always has at least two 1 + d4 vehicular gangs in existence at any
vehicles, gaining more the longer the gang given time in the region. Between the
persists for. Vehicular gangs have cracking down by authorities, enraged
threadbare hierarchies, with a leader and bloats letting their Powers loose and Gæa’s
possibly a coterie of lieutenants overseeing efforts, most gangs have been scattered. It
the gang’s criminal activities. One gang certainly doesn’t help that the gangs fight
might specialize in one or two criminal amongst themselves, engaging in running
activities, while another might opt to battles and ambushes that typically see one
pursue any and all possible money-making victorious and the other destroyed
schemes that are shady at best. But all of outright. Rarely do vehicular gangs
the vehicular gangs prize mobility and cooperate on anything, at most engaging
secrecy above all else, using their in illegal races or failing to confront Gæa
ramshackle rides to evade and attack in as a unified front. They squabble over the
equal measure. borders of their turf and the rules dictating
proper decorum on neutral ground on the
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 as a rage-driven bully. Gæa’s cheerful
Rarely, woodwoses (see page 82) wander nature and bloated immensity disgusts
into the region and form vehicular gangs, him, enflames his fury even further. The
after a fashion. While most are simply fact that she goes out and fights gangs
passing through, some stick it out for a leaves him in disbelief, but four months
while, congregating under a leader that ago Shane began making declarations on
proves to be more than a match for other his social media accounts, ranting that he
gang leaders. Wielding rollers and loping was going to “show that whore blimp how
alongside their brutish rides, woodwose a real hero fights crime”.
gangs are faster, nastier and far more
simplistic than regular vehicular gangs. Over the past four months, Shane’s
Whenever a woodwose gang appears the become infamous and despised for his
other gangs either go to ground or get superhero efforts. Going by the name
wiped out — most likely the latter, as they “Thunderfist”, Shane wears a rubbery
have no comprehension of what it is costume colored like the clouds of a
they’re up against. Woodwose gangs are thunderstorm, complete with a balaclava.
dealt with by the authorities afterward, as He’s done nothing but bully passerby and
such conflicts inevitably spill over into the flee the cops, fuming online that everyone
public, given the average woodwose’s sees him as a villain when he’s not ranting
savagery and disdain for civility. about Gæa. He brags about his “righteous
thunderbolt punch” all the time, but the
With the gang wars and rampant left-handed vertical haymaker misses more
predators, it’s no surprise Gæa has often than not and leaves him wide open
imitators. Real-life superheroes, hoping to for a counterattack.
fight crime and enact justice. Some do it
out of admiration for Gæa, others do it out Two weeks ago Gæa proved that. Shane
of envy and a need to show her up. chased her along a downhill road in the
woods, which ended at a parking lot for an
Shane Shaneson is definitely in the latter abandoned shop. Areolar Track left Shane
category. He was in the military police, disgusted… until Gæa deftly avoided his
but he was dishonorably discharged for a signature attack and slammed her foot into
variety of reasons. Then he failed to get his kidneys, leaving him sobbing on the
anywhere in the local MMA scene, and asphalt as she left. Due to that, he’s been
after that he was arrested for on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and
impersonating a cop. His entire life has it doesn’t help that he watched her wipe
been ruined by his childish mindset — out an aspiring vehicular gang a week after
Shane desperately wants to be seen as a she dropped him. Shane’s dreams are
mature warrior that everyone kowtows to. haunted by Gæa’s massive, bulbous curves,
Bald and lumbering, Shane just comes off and he sorely wants to humiliate her.

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Zaytlin Jale Sounds: tuneless humming and bare hands
Dexterity 7 (Nestbuilding, Roll About (T)) drumming on turgid flesh.
Empathy 7 (Barter, Cheerful (T))
Intellect 10 (Aquaponics (S), Forage) Diet: mostly pork, crustaceans and edible
Physique 8 (Adamantine Soles, Freediver, flowers, with a fair bit of fungi and herbs
Rubbery Butt (T)) taken by foraging efforts.
HP 18
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Waddle), 35 Combat Methodology: flight before fight;
(175/turn)(All-terrain Butt) prefers talking things out, will try to
Legs and Butt 4 escape to the best of her abilities if that
Belly and Sides 3 doesn’t work. Will fight back if no escape
Chest and Arms 2 (7 gallons) route can be found.
Size Total 9
Trades: wild herbs, inksticks, specific
Preferred Region: Legs and Butt kinds of minerals and data on Powers.
Powers: Fertile Print, All-terrain Butt (+3 Fascinated by jade, especially semi-
Speed increments, +1 damage), Belly Safe, transparent and transparent green
Boobputer, Umbral Ensemble, Clap varieties. Amber is another favorite.
Cannon
Tools: Codex Z.Jale, Belt Knife, Bottle of Has one of the following somewhere that
Gloamtree Vigor, Fire Piston, Smartphone she can retrieve in 1 + d5 hours:
Hair: Golden Brown
Eyes: Azure White 1 + d4 Freshly made dapplewraps and an
Skin: Freckled Ivory equal number of Gloamtree Vigors.
Height: 5'6" There’s a 5% chance her mother will call
Age: 20 her about the stuff missing from the fridge.

"Wow, it's rare to see anyone out this far." A pair of capris that can hold 3 Size Points
“You wanna go out to the lake with me?” in Legs and Butt. They’re slightly torn but
“Don’t use rocks from a river for cooking, quite comfortable, giving the wearer a +1
they’ll explode from the water trapped bonus on all Physique rolls to endure
inside of them!” harsh weather conditions.
“You can find a huorn puddle over there,
past the clearing. Watch out for ettercaps, 1 + d4 BBW coworkers and/or classmates
though!” that each possess Fertile Print and All-
terrain Butt. They’ll help her with 1 + d4
Smells: vanilla and petrichor. tasks before going back to their lives.

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Currently in her fourth semester of Getting fatter and fatter wasn’t on
university, Zaytlin Jale has a bright future. Zaytlin’s to-do list, but rather on her
She’s hoping to start up her own butt’s. As soon as she hit puberty, Zaytlin
aquaponics farm, using her education to started gaining weight on her ass and
grow food in the most efficient, effective thighs. It was so gradual she didn’t even
manner possible. Zaytlin’s doing well so notice it — until she found herself getting
far, maintaining her rigorous studies, stuck in doorways by her hips. Her belly
working at her mother’s aquaponics farm, and boobs followed soon after, the former
and refining her skills. On her free time riding atop her thighs and the latter being
the freckled pear’s been busy studying the the focus of every guy’s attention. Zaytlin
local wilderness and filling her personal adapted as best she could to both her
tome with all of her knowledge. School, constant hunger and her blubber-swollen
work, exploring, all of it falls in lockstep, bubble butt, amazed that no one ever
day by day, as Zaytlin wobbles from one brought it up. Her wide pelvis simply
meal to the next, eating five times a day if grew even wider to accommodate all of
not continuously. A good part of her that ass; Zaytlin went from walking
schedule now involves finding things to normally to swaying her vast hips well
eat, which oddly enough goes hand-in- before puberty ended. She felt absolutely
hand with her explorations. ridiculous for a few years.

Ultimately, Zaytlin hopes to complete her As soon as she discovered BBW Powers,
education and start making money. That however, Zaytlin grew more comfortable
way, she’ll be set in case she can’t get a with her bulk. Granted, it still presents
husband. Truth be told, Zaytlin has several daily challenges to overcome, but
garnered quite a following of guys, but Zaytlin’s okay with having to ease her
she’s struggling to overcome her boy- girth through doorways and not being able
shyness. She’s also hoping to master all of to use chairs. She’s comfortable with her
her Powers; while practiced with some, bottom-heavy shape and considers any
she’s still struggling with others. She criticism the wasted energies of a know-
knows her mother has extensive nothing busybody. The freckled girl is
knowledge of them, but Zaytlin only has fine with lactating, she doesn’t care that
All-terrain Butt in common with the she’s got a big belly, she’s happy that her
much-larger woman. But they also share Powers use all of it, but the fact that
their religious faith, which is something people don’t really notice any of it? That’s
the local boys also observe. While the the thing that gets to her. They make
boys certainly help with Zaytlin’s good-natured jokes about her butt but are
extracurricular work, their bickering, truly oblivious to how her ass is six feet
crotch-bumping and clumsy wrestling gets wide and her gut looks like a pregnancy
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Zaytlin never lets her hair grow past two Reaching into it is easy enough; Zaytlin
inches, which shows off her elliptical face. can fit her entire hand in with no effort.
Freckles cover her body all over but Stuffing it using Belly Safe only makes it
condense into a mask around her eyes, appear slightly more protuberant than
accentuated by thick, level eyebrows. Her usual. Most of Zaytlin’s belly flows out to
eyes are large and rendered canted the side as it’s always resting atop her
crescent-slits by smooth epicanthal folds. thighs; when she waddles, it rolls and
Her nose has a low root and drops in a bounces left and right. Her love handles
steep slant to a pinched bump between are smooth bulges half again bigger than
narrow, downward-opening nostrils. Pale, her head and double as armrests, jiggling
plump lips gleam above a jutting atop her titanic hips nonstop.
cowcatcher of a chin, hiding prominent
incisors and thick canine teeth. The biggest thing on Zaytlin is her butt.
Either buttock is a rubbery, freckled globe
A gracile neck and skinny arms form a one yard in diameter, rising up against her
stark contrast to the rest of her body. pudgy back as well as bulging to the sides
Zaytlin’s shoulders are narrow and give and backward, very nearly obscuring her
her the appearance of swimming amid her shoulders from behind. Her thighs are so
boobs; either jug is eighteen inches in large they meld into her buttocks to form
diameter, a freckled bubble that naturally two slightly oblate spheroids, keeping her
hangs over either side of her gut. Domed belly aloft and flopped forward. Either
areolæ six inches tall and one foot wide knee is a burly block, forming the
fully engulf fist-sized nipples and bear foundation of those bulbous thighs, even
inch-wide alveolar glands across their as they’re partly buried underneath the
surfaces. When her boobs are full of milk, freckled blubber filling those thighs. Her
the veins become more visible under her calves are cones that jiggle with every step
skin and her nipples extrude partly from she takes, tapering as they reach
their hiding places. Those boobs double as downward. Her ankles and feet are oddly
a built-in desk, along with the top of her dainty, with rock-hard soles. She has long
belly, giving her nearly three square feet toes that aid greatly in gaining traction.
of space to work on. Zaytlin’s pelvis was forced to grow to a
width of nearly six feet by her bulk,
Zaytlin tries to balance her jugs atop her leaving her feet one yard apart,
belly but always fails. It’s a plush globe exaggerating her pear shape greatly.
two feet in diameter, the navel at its apex a
round hole as wide as her fist. To say it Her crotch has plump, hairless labia
resembles a pit is really not doing it justice majora that jiggle when she waddles.
— it’s dark and looks as though it’s about When aroused, her clitoris grows almost as
to suck in whatever’s put near it. large as her forearm.

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Walking normally is not possible for means holding onto that support and
Zaytlin. Given the fact that her pelvis is slowly rising against the cruel grip of
very nearly six feet wide, the freckled gravity; her boobs throb with excess milk
student is left with an extremely awkward, and her lower back torques about as her
hazardous and ponderous waddle. gut sways in protest against gravity’s
Pivoting on one foot, Zaytlin has to swing embrace. It’s a slow, slow, slow, and
the opposing hip forward, bending her furthermore thoroughly cautious process
knee to swing her foot for the best stride — falling means causing an earthquake!
possible. The advancing foot is planted, Standing upright requires spending a cycle
which causes the thigh above to jiggle just to juggle her jugs onto her gut if she’s
slightly and buttock above that to topless. It takes four cycles for Zaytlin to
undulate up and down. Then she pivots stand up from a prone position.
upon the foot that had advanced, bringing
her trailing hip forward in a ponderous Zaytlin’s also a good swimmer, especially
swing, bending that knee in the process. It underwater, using the Free Colchian style
can’t be overstated how ponderous, careful of swimming when she needs some
or sweeping the waddle is; Zaytlin’s measure of speed. Most of the time
always worried that her gigantic ass is though, she manages to cross her ankles
gonna knock something over. It doesn’t behind her head and flexes her glutes,
help that her big gut rides atop her thighs, relying upon the momentum induced by
pitching left and right as she waddles. so much blubber wobbling to propel her.
Zaytlin’s boobs are also troublesome, even Zaytlin’s surprisingly stealthy when she
though they’re typically contained within enters a body of water, leaving only the
clothing; aching with their load of milk, barest of ripples. She hardly ever swims
they’re constantly shifting about with her on the surface.
waddle, causing her to keep them hugged
between her arms. All-terrain Butt is Zaytlin’s go-to for
tireless mobility wherever waddling isn’t
If she’s laying down, then getting up is mandatory. All she has to do is sit on her
extremely difficult. She can roll about fat ass and flex her glutes! Her legs
with all the speed of a tortoise flipping naturally lift upwards, calves bumping
itself over, easily flopping onto her palms against her thighs as she bounce-jiggles
and knees if need be. Her boobs and belly forward, arms hugging her bulging belly.
act as cushions she can rest upon, but they Zaytlin’s buttocks bulge up against her
drag when she tries to crawl on all fours. head and entire back, acting as a backrest
Naturally, Zaytlin only rolls onto her as she wobbles about at well over twenty
palms and knees when she’s well within miles per hour. Clap Cannon sees more
reach of something she can climb up use in swimming than Zaytlin expected, as
against. Standing up for the freckled girl it provides a generous burst of speed.

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Zaytlin’s wardrobe isn’t exactly the most Normally she produces a lavender bandeau
diverse, but Umbral Ensemble gives her that barely holds her tits, secured by being
considerable leeway. Regardless of what tied in a knot between the cups. A
she wears, though, Zaytlin always has her lavender tube top is crafted sometimes,
glasses, necklace and anklets on. Her just enough to contain her boobs. Other
glasses have thin black frames and times, she creates a lavender body wrap
elliptical lenses — they’re worn to correct decorated with golden spirals, which is
her nearsightedness. Her necklace consists enough to contain her breasts, midsection
of a wool cord eighteen inches long, lined and thighs perfectly, as well as providing
with tube beads of blue amber. Its lone her with a wide hood. On the other hand,
adornment is a skull shaped like a crescent the wrap is fated to never cover half of her
moon, its grin set beneath smiling eyes; butt.
carved from Kahurangi pounamu, it’s
framed in an alloy of silver and iridium. To cover her lower half (or try, at least),
Her anklets are also woolen cords, Zaytlin will create indigo capris some days
decorated with alternating tube beads of and an indigo knee-length skirt on others.
blue amber and green jade. The skirt has a crenellated bottom edge
and the legging edges of the capris do, too,
Zaytlin’s patrol cap is one of her prized with either item also possessing a quartet
possessions. It was made for her a long of pleated flap-pockets. If she needs to
time ago, composed almost entirely of raw cover her feet, Zaytlin uses Umbral
silk dyed canary yellow. It matches her Ensemble to squirt out a pair of hiking
other outfits well enough; she usually sandals, either one secured by a pair of
wears spaghetti-strap tank tops and capris, buckles, one around the ankle and one
with the former being in pastel hues. No over the foot. The sandals are usually
matter what she wears, however, Zaytlin black in color with lavender or violet
seems to suffer a curse where the upper spirals for decoration.
half of her buttocks are never covered,
leaving her pale, freckled rump exposed. For swimwear she typically goes nude, but
This curse of sorts even applies to her use if the local authorities frown on that she
of Umbral Ensemble; oddly enough, no uses Umbral Ensemble to cover up with a
one seems to notice Zaytlin’s huge ass violet string bikini. For underwear,
being bared so much. She prefers going Zaytlin never bothers with brassieres,
barefoot, throwing on sandals made from instead preferring to focus on panties.
modified sections of truck tire and cotton White, frilly panties are her preference,
at the most when footwear is necessary. but finding a size that fits her is nearly
impossible. Accordingly, she’s rather
Zaytlin uses Umbral Ensemble to create protective of her underwear and never
outfits for both work and exploration. wears it with an Umbral Ensemble.

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Pyra Gull and Zaytlin’s mother have Hope Pump is a good friend to Zaytlin —
strong ties — Pyra gets food from the possibly more, with the way things are
farm, and in return Zaytlin and her going. Hope’s ability to fly so quietly awes
mother get dairy products. Zaytlin’s Zaytlin, as does her pulsating bulk. They
mother has breasts nearly on par with first met two years ago, during a charity
Pyra’s set, which has caused Pyra to bring event where Zaytlin and her mother both
it up frequently, offering to merge her wobbled about using All-terrain Butt.
business with the Jale pair’s farm. Hope’s pulsating curves fascinated Zaytlin
Naturally, this has also led Pyra to pursue then and they still do to this day; Zaytlin
Zaytlin’s own bulging bosom, much to the can’t help but caress Hope’s undulating
freckled girl’s surprise. Zaytlin truly curves as she suckles at the beauty’s
enjoys any time spent with Pyra, as the gigantic breasts. She admires Hope’s
dairy girl has the ability to brighten any courage and tenacity in the face of raging
mood just by being there. While the hugs ideologues, but she wishes Hope would
might be overwhelming, the love certainly open up about the strange assignments she
is not. Unfortunately, Zaytlin’s mother gives. Granted, they’re done as thanks for
has nursed Pyra in private — something being breastfed and… more intimate
that’s aroused Zaytlin’s jealousy to a activities, but Zaytlin’s worried something
surprisingly strong degree. bad might happen.

Gæa Ur and Zaytlin went to school Dahbuh Pino is one of the few people
together, but they wobbled in different Zaytlin truly despises, besides his eight
social circles. Regardless, their ample hips friends. She considers him insincere and
did collide in the halls sometimes. Zaytlin rude, lacking the standards and values that
was a bit flattered when Gæa asked her to define a civilized people. There were only
join the cheerleading squad, but the way a few meaningful interactions between the
the blonde kept groping her butt and two years back, and that was how Zaytlin
stroking her thighs in awe was a bit learned all she needed to about Dahbuh.
distressing. Zaytlin’s somewhat aware of She opted to ignore him after those grating
Gæa’s “mercenary work” around the moments, hurling insults when his willful
forest, dealing with predators and various obtuseness got in the way. Dahbuh acts as
criminals preying upon BBWs. She though anything intellectual is something
certainly doesn’t doubt Gæa’s prowess and to be abhorred, which grates on Zaytlin
just wishes the blonde doesn’t make the something fierce. His refusal to ever
wrong assumption one night. Gæa’s accept an honest answer is what really gets
clothing designs are something Zaytlin to Zaytlin, however — for all of his
admires; someone that creates custom machismo, she thinks he’s insecure. She’s
outfits for BBWs is extremely rare and just thankful he’s so hylophobic, as it
much appreciated by the freckled blimp. keeps him out of the forest!

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If it’s one thing people comment on, it’s
Zaytlin’s illuminated codex, the Codex Perusing the pages for worthwhile
Z.Jale. Its pages are made from the finest knowledge takes at least ten cycles, but the
vellum, kept secure within covers carved benefits are potent. Only one topic can be
from cherrywood; the front cover has studied at a time, but once the study is
three hinged plates that can be folded and complete, the student gains a +3 bonus to
latched to the rear cover, in order to their next three Intellect rolls involving
enclose the pages completely. Pig leather that topic. The topics included within the
is sewn and glued onto the covers to Codex Z.Jale are as follows: aquaponics,
further protect against the elements. The arithmetic, etiquette, forestry, geometry,
spine of the codex is made from the haruspicy, hydroelectricity, logic,
lumbar vertebræ of multiple pigs. The medicinal herbs, pig farming, silviculture
front of the Codex Z.Jale is decorated with and rhetoric. It’s taken years of research
a spiral completing seven revolutions. Set and forethought for Zaytlin to cover those
above that is Zaytlin’s full name as the title topics, and she’s quite proud of the results.
in a clear typeface. The topics regarding edible mushrooms
and medicinal herbs only apply to the
Measuring one foot tall, one foot wide and country where Zaytlin lives.
nearly four inches thick in all, the Codex
Z.Jale can oftentimes be seen set between Besides the extensive recording of the
Zaytlin’s asscheeks, tilting from side to aforementioned topics, Zaytlin also saw fit
side as she waddles. Zaytlin was given the to include a few other things. She
book at an early age, as are all children in illustrated the six classical simple
her ethnic group. The tome is to be filled machines and their variations, explaining
with all of her knowledge and their operation in detail. It also has
observations; when it’s full and she’s fourteen cooking recipes, seven requiring
ready, it will join countless others in the pork and seven requiring crustaceans.
Seven Clans Library. Until that day, She’s also included instructions on how to
Zaytlin eagerly writes down everything build a variety of simple shelters that can
she deems important to know upon those be scaled accordingly to the builder’s
vellum pages. Several pages have holes needs. The Codex Z.Jale itself can be used
where the vellum tore during production; as a bludgeon, adding 2 damage, and it’s
being made from soft animal skin, they’ve virtually indestructible; Zaytlin can block
been embroidered in a variety of beautiful attacks with it, reducing incoming damage
colors by Zaytlin, using patience and dyed by 2 if she’s successful. If she gets a
silk string. She’s also used those holes as resounding success on hitting a target with
an intrinsic part of some pictures she’s it, the target is stunned and most likely
illustrated — partly for decoration, partly floored. Zaytlin will only use it as a
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Powers are still something Zaytlin’s Boobputer is invaluable for those times
examining on her free time. They’re where Zaytlin needs to think really hard.
mostly a mystery to her; she understands She instinctively used it for the first time
that they’re the product of being fat and moments before an exam, and afterward
increase in potency as their owner she realized that she had a potent tool at
increases in girth, but the specifics elude her disposal. Boobputer lets her gain a
her. Zaytlin’s a logical sort and BBW boost when she needs to think outside the
Powers defy logic! box, though given her innate intelligence,
such a Power isn’t used so much.
The first Power she discovered was All-
terrain Butt, after watching her mother Umbral Ensemble is the one Power
use it to hobnob about a big charity event. Zaytlin’s definitely glad to have. It’s a
It’s the one Power Zaytlin’s developed an convenient tool for those times when she
aptitude for, using it to explore ruins, has nothing to wear, and she’s amazed at
forests and many other untamed locales. how nice the clothes feel when she’s
She’s wobbled upside down, dozens of feet caught out in bad weather. Her only gripe
over the heads of predators and thugs! is that Umbral Ensemble products don’t
last forever, but that’s a tiny price to pay
Fertile Print was the other Power Zaytlin for the benefits!
figured out, albeit with a bit of confusion.
She went back to the spot where she fell Clap Cannon is still mostly new to Zaytlin,
on her rear and discovered the hourglass- used mainly to propel her in water with an
shaped crater she had left was laden with explosive burst. Out of the water, it’s a
edible flora and fauna. Sometimes Zaytlin powerful defense, letting her put the
will plop her fat ass down at a potential kibosh on any clumsy attempts at running
campsite and return days later to camp up on her. She’s not certain of it, but
out, all without the need to forage! Zaytlin suspects it’s a Power that doesn’t
differentiate between friend and foe, so
Belly Safe sees far more use than even she hasn’t used it around bystanders.
Zaytlin ever expected. Launching tools to
hard-to-reach places, delivering bottled Zaytlin’s always eager to learn more about
messages, it’s proven a very useful Power. BBW Powers — how they work, how to
Exploring the wilderness is much easier cultivate them, and everything else. Her
when Zaytlin can just store what she payment for info is unconventional, but no
needs in her navel! It’s seen use scaring off less useful than cash. She can teach other
a few predators, with a rock launched to BBWs how to develop All-terrain Butt
smack their flank or something by their with absolute confidence, but beyond that
head to scare them off. she’s inexperienced with of her other
Powers.

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Zaytlin’s definitely not a fighter. She enemy, so anyone being grappled by her
much prefers to talk things out and suffers dearly for inviting her wrath.
remove misunderstandings. Anyone who That’s to say, if they survive the initial All-
seeks nothing but violence is less than terrain Butt attack. If her foe tries to
human and therefore not worth bothering maintain distance, Zaytlin will simply
with, in her opinion. Being so intelligent bounce at them, most likely achieving a
means Zaytlin has a firm grasp of her own grapple in the process! As she goes to
capabilities and she’s also observant crush a foe, Zaytlin will rely upon her
enough to ascertain how her opponent Rubbery Butt Trait to block attacks,
will act and react. Inexperience with gyrating her hips slightly to undulate her
combat is her biggest weakness. curves — such movement is enough to
floor most enemies that try to interrupt
Flight before fight is Zaytlin’s preference. her efforts.
She’ll rely upon dodging and using her
Rubbery Butt Trait to bounce attacks Belly Safe is Zaytlin’s artillery piece,
away, using All-terrain Butt to outpace having only seen use against predators and
and outmaneuver pursuers. Given how one of Dahbuh’s lackeys. Combined with
swift she is, even the best sprinter will find All-terrain Butt it turns her into
it impossible to keep up with her! Evasive something akin to a Persian zamburak or
maneuvers are something Zaytlin’s good British birch gun, striking a foe before
at, given her intelligence; pathways that relocating to a different position to do the
most people would struggle to recognize same from a different angle. Supposing it
and plan out are immediately noticed by can support her bulk, a ceiling certainly
her on the fly. Besides that, possessing gives Zaytlin the element of surprise.
Umbral Ensemble and so much blubber Simply seeing her gigantic body on the
means Zaytlin can simply outlast anyone ceiling would be enough to scare off the
that would do her harm in the wilderness. majority of enemies, really.

But if there’s no viable escape route she Clap Cannon is currently Zaytlin’s secret
can make timely use of, Zaytlin has a weapon. She’s used it once outside of
rudimentary plan for defending herself. water and was impressed at the green
She’ll try to anticipate and riposte her tunnel it made in the undergrowth behind
enemy’s attack, using All-terrain Butt’s her. Its destructive potential was
attack and her Rubbery Butt Trait to swat recognized immediately; Zaytlin’s afraid to
down her foe as she deflects their attack. use it on anything less than a dire threat,
Crushing an enemy is as simple as fearing that something like a mugger or a
wobbling on top of them at that point; dog would end up pulverized. Just to be
Zaytlin was taught by her mother what safe, she’s been practicing with it in secret,
body parts to grab, gouge and twist on an making damned sure no one sees her.

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Zaytlin’s diet is ethnic in nature, certainly honeysuckle, black locust, elderberry,
not anything one would find in other rose, dandelion, she’ll collect and eat them
industrialized nations. One of her ethnic in a wide variety of ways. Black locust
group’s preferred meals consists of the flowers are made into fritters for her
blood and milk mixture butter made using friends, dandelions are made into wine,
buttertrot pigs, both in butter and liquid violas and pansies are just eaten raw.
form. It’s something that Zaytlin readily Sometimes she candies the flowers or
took to as a child, with the mixture preserves them in honey, other times she
making up a notable portion of her diet just shoves handfuls into her gaping
when it can be had. mouth and chews them contentedly.
Sometimes she’ll eat whatever vegetables
While she used to suckle at her mother’s her mother cooks, but by and large Zaytlin
breast nonstop, Zaytlin’s been denied that sticks to edible flowers, cherries, bananas
by her mother’s desire to sell her milk in and spinach for her botanical intake.
both liquid and butter form. Zaytlin’s
taken to pork and crustaceans to Zaytlin’s skill as a mushroom hunter is
compensate. Legume dough is rolled second only to her mother’s. Black
around pork, shrimp and crayfish to make chanterelles and wood blewits are two
dumplings, sometimes. Other times she species she particularly desires, but she’s
makes pork blood soup and tosses the able to find and pick any edible species
dumplings in. Pig’s ears and bone marrow with relative ease. Truffles are hoarded
are almost always used by Zaytlin when for later consumption and never sold —
she cooks; the tail is used for flavor and Zaytlin knows full well have to use them
making stock to bolster her blood soups. in cooking and does so only for special
Pickled trotters are much-beloved as a occasions. She’ll shave them onto meat
finger food by Zaytlin. Crustacean sauces dishes or made into truffle honey, but
and pastes are made regularly; her recently she’s trying to combine them
mother’s constantly seeking out the results with cheese made from her own milk.
by smell, but Zaytlin’s gotten very good at
hiding the fermenting pots. Dill, Zaytlin has three dislikes in the world of
coriander, mustard and garlic are four of dining. Mollusks gross her out, culinarily
her favorite things to season food with, so at least; she finds the animals fascinating
all of her meat dishes include them. but inedible. Sauerkraut is despised to the
point where the odor alone is enough to
Her plant intake consists almost entirely of induce nausea in Zaytlin. Almonds make
edible flowers. How she’s able to gather so her ill, upsetting her stomach something
many from so many species is a mystery, fierce with indigestion. Besides those
even to her mother — it’s something three things, Zaytlin’s rather accepting of
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Zaytlin spends most of her days at visitors walk through the Paludarium
university, taking classes and engaging in when viewing it from outside becomes
other activities meant to improve her boring. Most of the physical structure is
grasp of aquaponics and silviculture. Her complete, but now it’s a matter of going
girth is such that she’s something of a out to the Dolmwood and collecting
living landmark, as her immense butt only organisms to populate the Dolmwood
appears at specific spots on campus. Paludarium. Zaytlin’s been a big help, as
People joke about her butt being big, but her sojourns into Azathoth Forest have
they also seem oblivious to just how huge allowed the scientists to follow her trail
it truly is. Zaytlin’s just happy she isn’t right to Ulfire Lake, where the Dolmwood
loathed as an annoying obstruction resides. Her knowledge of local predators
whenever she had to squeeze her in particular helps the BBW scientists, as
ponderous pulchritude through doorways some of them are so rotund that
or between tables. Then again, her outrunning certain beasts isn’t possible.
professors and many of her classmates are
also BBWs, so she’s never the only cause of Zaytlin’s mother keeps her quite busy at
a line outside of a lecture hall. Some of the Jale Farm. Zaytlin and her mother
her classmates have been known for years work tit-to-tit, using their marbled breasts
and others are newcomers, but all of them as a work table for paperwork and
are just as blubbery and jiggly as she is, planning things out as they bobble about
their clothes stretched over their curves as atop their colossal asses. The Jale Farm
they heave and waddle about campus. began as an experiment but has proven so
While there are no sororities or productive that mother and daughter
fraternities, there are groups that form barely had to change anything. A
around shared interests, and Zaytlin has combination of aquaponics and silviculture
become one such interest. This is due has resulted in an enclosed riparian forest,
partly to her family’s farm — the Jale populated by buttertrot pigs, flatfish,
Farm — and partly for her helping with catfish and a wide variety of plants. The
the Dolmwood Paludarium. circuitous stream is sheltered by crinkle-
crankle walls covered in fruit and
The Dolmwood Paludarium takes its name vegetable espaliers, with trellises jutting
from the Dolmwood, one of the world’s out here and there for additional support.
many submerged forests and one close Electricity for the farm is provided by a
enough that the university desires an hydroelectric setup kept top secret by
enclosed form of it for research as well as Zaytlin and her mother. An ashlar trough
prestige. It’s still a work in progress, as the diverts water at a steep slant down to a
scientist-BBWs involved squabble over concrete basin, causing it to whirl around
what species should be imported and in a turbine that in turn produces electricity
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 before being lit. If she feels predators
Azathoth Forest is where Zaytlin likes to might find her, Zaytlin will take d4
go roaming when she doesn’t have work branches, straighten them out, sharpen
or school. Her classmates accompany her one end and harden it in the campfire,
sometimes, though they’re a bit reluctant creating crude spears for self-defense. In
to forage the way she does. Edible case she’s really worried, Zaytlin will
flowers, herbs and mushrooms are make a nest up in a sturdy tree, using All-
collected at a steady pace; Zaytlin can terrain Butt to go up and down.
collect an amount of forage worth d4 pints
of breast milk every hour that she’s Zaytlin’s been teaching her friends how to
roaming Azathoth Forest, but she live outdoors by Ulfire Lake. The lake is
inevitably attracts predators after 1 + d4 vast; its depth hardly ever exceeds six feet,
hours, forcing her to flee the forest. Her though at one point it drops to a plain fifty
classmates certainly enjoy the sights and feet below the surface. That plain makes
sounds when they’re not simply watching up a fifth of Ulfire Lake’s area and is where
Zaytlin’s six-foot ass swaying over some the source of its water comes from — a
random patch of boletes or ferns. A sulfur lithia mineral spring. A single stream
volcano burbles away endlessly along leaves Ulfire Lake and joins a slightly
Azathoth Forest, lighting it at night with larger river that runs alongside Azathoth
ghostly blue flames that flow downhill. Forest for a few miles. The gravel
Ettercap territories overlap those of shoreline of Ulfire Lake is where Zaytlin
kronches, leading to some interesting and her friends gather, their swimsuits
interactions. straining over their vast curves as they sit
and watch her explain what she does out
The one thing Zaytlin’s best known for are in the wilderness. They chitchat and
her campsites. They’re threadbare; she teach each other as much as Zaytlin does,
uses Fertile Print to start one off in a spot so some of their lakeside gatherings are
she thinks will be safe. A few days later nearly conventions.
she comes back and surrounds the spot
with thorny, prickly, spiny and just plain Ulfire Lake is also host to floating islands
painful plants, forming green barriers that and sponge reefs, so Zaytlin and her
nosy sorts learn about the hard way. friends like to go skinny-dipping during
Sometimes she’ll construct a lean-to, other the summer, only wearing their swimsuits
times she just takes a bunch of branches when the boys are around — even then,
and makes a tiny shelter atop a four-inch- they tend to “forget” that their tops just
thick layer of boughs to keep her off the suddenly flew off. The girls will clump
ground. A campfire made by Zaytlin together as they float, forming living
consists of a stout log set upright, with a islands that Zaytlin and the others like to
hollow cut into it and stuffed with tinder swim under. Aquatic predators are

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unheard of, so the girls enjoy swimming priestesses that wobble about, their
around with the assistance of their vestments stretched over their blubbery
Powers; Teat Propellers and Amniotic bodies. Soulcave is a nature religion of
Geyser in particular see a lot of use. fables and parables that expound upon two
Zaytlin and other girls that possess Clap dozen or so virtues, with many rituals and
Cannon enjoy showing off by zooming divinations meant to interpret the will of
around Ulfire Lake in formation, dancing the Seven Earth Divers and appease them.
together in explosive outbursts. The Seven Earth Divers swam to the
bottom of the primordial waters and
The Dolmwood takes up most of Ulfire gathered the soil necessary to plant the
Lake’s deepest fifth, and it’s truly worth World Tree; they’re too vast and too alien
seeing. It’s an underwater forest unto to be bothered directly with individual
itself, stout trees submerged under the humans. Besides, they’re busy preparing
water, bubbles escaping from their for the Last War, when the Twenty-one
immense leaves as strange animals flit Wicked Tribes of Land, Sea and Air decide
through their boughs. A sponge reef to defy their banishment and try to despoil
encircles the Dolmwood. Further adding all of existence.
to the biodiversity. There are several
dozen submerged forests in the world, and As it is, the priestesses tend to everyone as
the Dolmwood is but one of them. That best they can, as compassion is one of
doesn’t stop it from being a biological Soulcave’s major virtues. Haruspicy is one
wonder; the smooth white bark of the way they do so — reading the entrails of
trees is waxy and smooth, and the animals. Hunters, newlyweds, anyone
dominant swimming animals of the that brings a priestess an animal can have
Dolmwood are harmless jellyfish and the things divined if need be. Priestesses can
bivalves that prey on them, resembling usually be told by their waist-length hair,
fluttering birds amid the branches. as it’s typically parted down the middle so
Zaytlin and her friends help keep the it can be kept in a fat braid under the jaw.
Dolmwood tidy and have become an Powers are something the priestesses
object of fascination for tourists that practice in private, but public ceremonies
wander through. see them wielding crank-action rifles, with
rain dances being particularly rife with
Only a few minutes’ waddle from the gunfire. Organization amongst Soulcave
Dolmwood’s closest shore is a cave-temple. priestesses is minimal, with a council of
The only religion that holds sway in the seven high priestesses possibly getting
region (and Zaytlin’s culture) is known as together to deliberate only when needed.
Soulcave and is older than old. Its precise Seeing them all together is remarkable;
origins are lost to the haze of time, but its they’re extraordinarily large, BBWs that
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about, oblivious to the scene they produce back-mounted pole. Wobbling from town
when they’re all together. to town and from holy site to holy site,
living temples teach a wide variety of skills
Zaytlin’s been eagerly sought out as a and knowledge to those in need, using
priestess, given both her enormity and her their Powers as needed.
faithfulness. By no means an ideologue,
Zaytlin does observe Soulcave, attending The dozen or so male students that share
ceremonies and leaving offerings where an interest in Zaytlin are a bit more to
the divinations deem appropriate. handle than she expected, and a lot of
Soulcave temples are usually set in caves, them also work on the Jale Farm. Zaytlin’s
with newer temples being carved out of boy-shyness causes her to flub her words
solid rock. A chandelier is always located and become hesitant, but they all seem to
outside the temple, above the doorway; get why she’s so flustered. Truthfully, it’s
with three tiers to it, the typical Soulcave because they’re what the internet refers to
chandelier is suspended by chains from as “femboys” — feminine faces with
nearby boughs, if not the stone surface gracile upper bodies that leave everyone
above the doorway. There are at least two wondering just what sex they truly are. It
spaces within a Soulcave temple, separated doesn’t help that each guy has vast,
by a narrow opening the faithful have to swaying hips, bearing buttocks and thighs
squeeze through, including priestesses. thrice the size of their heads. The boys use
Zaytlin’s enormity takes a good while to All-terrain Butt, Body Blimp or Umbral
squeeze through, but it’s worth it to join a Cloud to get around campus and the farm,
local priestess for a divination. If there’s bulbous genitals straining their clothes as
no priestess present, Zaytlin simply enters they chat and squabble over Zaytlin’s
the temple without going through the attention. It doesn’t help that she shares
squeeze, leaving a votive offering before the same tastes in games with them; the
the temple heptaptych — a bottle of PC game Bionaut is over fifteen years old
Gloamtree Vigor and a dapplewrap, but it’s as lively as ever. A combination of
usually, maybe a sixpack of Gloamtree a soulslike, an ecosystem simulator and a
Vigors if it’s a large temple. strategy game, Bionaut lets the player
become a semiaquatic demigod conquering
The ”living temples” are unique to tiny planets and warring against their
Soulcave and are distinct enough that a peers. The “false 3D” raster graphics, tons
few other religious faiths have tried to of highly customizable elements,
imitate them, to no avail. An experienced astounding OST and open source code has
priestess that’s large enough will suspend a created a massive community, complete
heptaptych between her breasts, letting it with private servers and countless mods.
dangle over her ponderous midsection, Thing is, the boys tend to get into
with a small chandelier suspended from a arguments over the game’s intricacies; she

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can’t help but stare as their groins collide secretly infatuated with Zaytlin but he
in time with their hips as they squabble. doesn’t want his mother interfering.

Tourists gawk at the sight of the rippling Yuki’s bashful, which is surprising, given
boulder-butts. The boys? They don’t care. how his ponderous rump tends to knock
They jeer and harass the tourists, joking everything over. His black mop of hair is
about themselves to tourists that take interrupted by his bangs being held up in
things in stride and causing more… the air with a rubber band, showing off his
sensitive tourists to flee back to their hotel sleepy blue eyes and sad brow. The girls
rooms. Some of the boys also work on the love him for his innate sweetness and they
Jale Farm, using their mobility-enhancing enjoy watching him collect samples for the
Powers more to avoid Zaytlin’s mother Dolmwood Paludarium — his mother’s a
than do their work. They definitely have famous malacologist. He also works on the
strong work ethics, but Zaytlin’s mother is Jale Farm, where his knowledge of edible
more concerned with her daughter getting arthropods has come in handy. He’s fond
married more than anything. Zaytlin has of wearing polo shirts and capris, taking
to keep reminding her that university off the former when he’s working
comes first, then comes relationships. particularly hard. Body Blimp and Fertile
Most of the time, however, Zaytlin’s Print both see a lot of use; Yuki’s very
mother is simply breaking up squabbles sensitive about his Powers, but he’s okay
between the guys. with showing off his skills as a grappler.

Xantha is a trendsetter amongst the boys. Zaytlin likes both boys, as does her
He keeps his flaxen hair in a flat braid that mother. Thing is, Xantha and Yuki don’t
shades hides the right side of his face, his always get along. Their skull-sized
green eyes usually set in a dismissive gaze. testicles collide when they argue; Xantha
As the son of a living temple, Xantha’s not finds Yuki’s clumsiness and sample
actually a dismissive, sneering snob — he’s collecting bothersome, and Yuki finds
just annoyed by how everyone assumes Xantha’s assertive nature grating. Most of
he’s a Soulcave theologian. He made the time they get along, but sometimes an
sleeveless hoodies and thongs popular at argument breaks out. Funny thing is,
Ulfire Lake, his freckled rump wobbling when a physical altercation does occur, it’s
violently with every step he takes. just the two of them grabbing each other’s
Umbral Cloud is his go-to for mobility, but butts and rolling about on the ground
his method of… “summoning” it has to be arguing. Jiggling and complaining, the
done in private. He’s famous for his stick- two stop for breath and then go right back
fighting skills and a few modeling agencies at it. Zaytlin’s aware they stop as soon as
have been keeping tabs on him. He’s she speaks up, but she wants a permanent
end to the fighting.

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Hope Pump Smells: sweet cinnamon and roasted
Dexterity 8 (Bounce About (T), Grasping songbirds.
Toes)
Empathy 9 (Dedicated Mutualist, Expose Sounds: stomach gurgles and warm
Corruption (T), Political Decorum) laughter.
Intellect 8 (Legal Research (S), Oology,
Scotopic Vision (T)) Diet: mostly wild birds and eggs,
Physique 7 (Pulsating Preponderance (T)) supplemented with other wild game and
HP 18 plants.
Speed 1 (5/turn)(Waddle), 25
(125/turn)(Body Blimp) Combat Methodology: prefers de-
Legs and Butt 3 escalation and mediation to physical
Belly and Sides 4 conflict. Will do her best to flee attackers,
Chest and Arms 3 (26 gallons) but if forced to will defend herself.
Size Total 10
Trades: political favors, proof of political
Preferred Region: Belly and Sides corruption, and intel on authoritarian
Powers: Body Blimp (-2 charge cycles, +1 entities. Egg cups, egg spoons and texts on
Speed increment), Gut Blast, Milk Pill (+1 oology are prized. She can offer rewards
use), Blubmiliar (+1 Att), Chameleon Butt, via her political reputation.
Bubble Scanner
Tools: Sky Fisher, Monocular, Onyx Egg Has one of the following somewhere that
Cup, Smartphone, Titanium Egg Spoon she can retrieve in 1 + d5 hours:
Hair: Carnelian
Eyes: Silver An oology book. When perused for at
Skin: Freckled Gold least ten minutes, it gives the user a +3
Height: 4’9” bonus to their next three Intellect rolls
Age: 30 that involve the book’s topic.

“Hello there! Care for a hug?” Legal documentation for one specific
“Transparency, introspection and integrity purpose, notarized, signed and approved.
are key to a properly functioning society.” It’s all placed in a pleated folder and sealed
“Not everything is political. Claiming with tape.
otherwise makes you an aspiring
totalitarian and thus a threat to everyone.” 1 + d4 helpful BBWs, each with Body
“Everyone has a right to self-defense and Blimp and Belly Safe. They’re willing to
the freedom to say what they want.” help Hope with 1 + d4 tasks before going
back to their lives.

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Bloated, plush and constantly pulsating all Hope’s growth occurred regardless of her
over, Hope Pump didn’t set out to become desires. While never outright mocked for
the world’s fattest politician. But anyone being fat as a teen, it was brought up by
thinking Hope lazy for her girth are in for unscrupulous self-proclaimed “rivals”
a rude awakening. Used to fighting uphill during student elections. When she
battles, Hope never gives up and never exposed their various crimes, she earned
makes concessions when faced by the fear of everyone that didn’t like her
authoritarians. Former friends have fallen and the adoration of the more mature
before her investigations, their corruption students. Discovering her Powers was a
exposed for all to see. The carnelian- windfall that Hope capitalized upon
haired beauty is waging a war of immediately, especially Body Blimp. The
paperwork on multiple fronts, not to incessant hunger she felt only came partly
mention handling public demonstrations, from her work; college courses and local
angry busybodies and foreign ambassadors. politics combined were helped along atop
A firm mutualist, Hope has seen what her big boobs and belly when her huge
tyrants do to their people, and she fights to butt was too busy bouncing about city
ensure tyrants never gain power in her hall. Her cuddly nature and instinctive
homeland. While she’s quite busy, Hope integrity rapidly earned her the adoration
always puts aside a little time for herself. of the public after only a few elections.

Exposing political corruption is one of Too large to really even waddle, Hope’s
Hope’s constant struggles. Aspiring grown reliant upon Body Blimp’s passive
autocrats, former allies, up-and-coming gas storage to keep her aloft to some
leaders, all of them have fallen before her extent. She enjoys hugging close friends
enormity, and many more will do the and posing for the cameras, using her girth
same before long. Ideologues have always as a positive symbol. Powers are
been a problem for politicians, but Hope’s considered invaluable by Hope — she
been steadily humiliating them until they can’t bend over to pick things up anymore,
scatter. Hope’s personal hobbies aren’t so her Blubmiliar’s become quite the tool
exactly well-known, with her nude in her kit. Body Blimp is definitely her
nocturnal flights under the new moon favorite, however; her foes may mock her
being a dread secret. It began with fatness, but at least she’s happy with
kenopsia but has become addicting. But at herself and can fly! She’s taught her BBW
least she’s not taking bribes or kickbacks! bodyguards Powers they hadn’t even
Sometimes she likes to go to auctions to considered, increasing their value
buy egg cups, as she’s an idle pocillovist. considerably. Lactating is considered a
Now she has a rival, however, so the valid source of payment by Hope; her
auctions are becoming heated, with two evaporated product has paid for more than
BBWs bidding like mad. a few investigations!

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Hope’s hair is thick and wavy, forming navel at its apex; said navel is as big as her
helices as it grows; she keeps it in a choppy fist, pumping in and out gently with every
mop that frames her heart of a face. Her breath she takes. Her tits pulsate atop her
eyes are large and sheltered by creased belly, swaying up and about as her middle
epicanthal folds, level eyebrows and heaves about of its own accord, which
bulging bubble cheeks. Hope’s little nose obscures her view of the world in front of
has a low root and drops down to a her whenever she wobbles about on foot.
beveled bump between round, downward- Her belly hangs over her knees but mostly
opening nostrils above plump lips. Hope’s juts forward and out to the sides, bouncing
round chin juts forth upon her boulder of off the ground from side to side whenever
a jaw, interrupting the freckled bubble of she waddles, rolling about atop her thighs
blubber encasing her neck; twice the size all the while. Her love handles are also
of her head, that behemoth evolution of a bloated to the point of being smooth
second chin gently jiggles with her curves, enough that they lift her arms up
heartbeat, wobbling and gyrating with the atop their girth, so that her elbows rest
tiniest movement of her head. only slightly below her shoulders, with
her arms draped over her tits so her hands
Hope’s arms are plush, freckled globes of can drum on them. There’s no other folds
blubber sixteen inches in diameter and besides her love handles for the most part,
tipped with pudgy hands; her fingers are but sometimes when she tries to bend over
nimble and perfect for fine work. Either her belly develops a noticeable horizontal
breast is a bouncing, heaving behemoth fold.
two feet in diameter that hangs on either
side of her bulbous gut. On the front of The thick layer of blubber on her back is
either boob is an areola that’s a dark dome, partly hidden by the enormity of her ass.
one foot wide and long. Embedded in the It pulsates just as much as her middle, two
peak of either areola is a fist-sized nipple; freckled, golden bubbles that swell and
whenever she wobbles about on foot, they contract whenever she’s excited. Either
spurt milk in time to her steps. When buttock is a globe two feet in diameter,
Hope is working, she places either boob on rising up against her back as well as out to
an office chair, keeping them on those the sides and back. They meld directly
chairs regardless of who’s present or into her round thighs. Her calves are
what’s she doing. When her teats harden, spherical, wobbling all about as they taper
they stretch her top out into a two-poled toward her pudgy feet. Her feet have long
tent. toes that possess a potent grip.

Her gut is larger than her boobs, a Hope bears puffy, hairless labia majora half
pulsating near-sphere two and a half feet the size of her head. Her clitoris swells to
in diameter with a spiral-shaped outie the size of a pint can when she’s aroused.

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Mobility for Hope has simultaneously slowly above a belly that’s occasionally
taken a turn for the best and worst. rubbed to placate its rumbling. As it
Walking doesn’t happen, not with Hope. sways, Hope’s belly heaves out and up atop
Body Blimp’s pervasive influence has her thighs, which helps clear a path
forced her legs to remain far apart. Body through every crowd. She more often
Blimp may not always be active, but than not hugs her tits as she gently
Hope’s possession of the Power causes her bounces along, their flesh expanding
curves to expand, contract, pulsate and around her arms in time to her pulse.
throb with her heartbeat at all times.
When she waddles, she heaves, and when Being four feet wide makes getting
she sits, she bounces. Flying in the air through doors and down most halls an
with Body Blimp relieves Hope of the obvious struggle. Thankfully enough, the
insanity her body forces her to put up pliability of her immensity is enough
with, while swimming just makes endless where she can squirm and twist herself
waves from her pulsating curves. about, shimmying through openings and
sliding between walls with little difficulty.
Standing up from a sitting position is much
easier for Hope than other BBWs of equal Body Blimp is definitely Hope’s preferred
size, thanks to the metabolic gases method of getting around, however.
suffusing her fat and lifting her aloft. Granted, it makes her gut expand into a
Hope can wobble in circles or just heave sphere four feet across, but it lets her fly
straight forward, bending her legs to plant through the air with surprising grace. All
both feet on the ground and bouncing atop she has to do is flex her glutes and off she
her middle. The way her body expands goes! She’ll use her hands and feet to
and contracts certainly helps. It takes four maneuver indoors by pushing and grasping
cycles for her to rise. at furniture, ceilings and walls, but that’s
only if she actually fits. She finds it useful
Hope’s waddle is a thing of sheer chaos, for hiding from nosey sorts, simply by
heaving and lurching all about as her sticking to the ceiling.
mighty heart pumps and sends her girth
billowing in and out. She doesn’t have to Swimming is somewhat limited for Hope.
set her feet the way Zaytlin does, but she She’s simply too buoyant to swim
does have to swing one hip before the underwater. Hope prefers doing a
other, barely bending her advancing leg to backstroke, but that’s because she’s mostly
increase her stride. Hope’s waddle is like reliant upon her huge belly and tits acting
watching an astronaut walking on the as crude sails. Body Blimp makes it much
moon for the first time — it’s a gentle easier to be blown about on the surface,
bounce from foot to foot, one hip but it also makes her more visible —
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While some politicians favor garish and shrug, sky blue with white blotches to
ostentatious displays for the sake of resemble the sky, closed on the front by a
influencing imbeciles, Hope sticks to single button made from a red quartz
subtle accoutrements and contrasts for her cabochon. Containing her breasts is a
politicking, trusting that intelligent folks bandeau that’s secured on the front by
will see her intentions. There are two having the cups joined by a knot. Denim
accoutrements that are Hope’s mainstays, dolphin shorts complete the outfit. If need
however, having become iconic for her be she’ll toss on a pair of socks and old
appearance. The first is her collection of sneakers, but she prefers going barefoot.
silk chokers; the collection is vast, with a For warmer weather she’ll doff the shrug,
wide variety of colors. Each choker is and for colder weather she’ll replace it
clasped shut with a red quartz cabochon with a sleeveless black hoodie — her arms
button that’s visible past her under-chin are so swollen they actually burst the
braid. The second item is her navel sleeves clean off after she ate a particularly
piercing; it’s a hefty ring, with its ends large brunch with her friends. Hope’s
made from red quartz. The chokers are rotundity renders chilly weather
always commented on, as they squeeze something of a joke, so the hoodie is worn
Hope’s second chin such that it bulges up more for inclement weather than anything
and down around the fabric. else.

Hope’s work attire is rather plain. The Swimwear for Hope is only worn when
main piece is a strapless, knee-length dress local laws require it; she bobs on the
that barely fits over her bulk. It wraps surface of any body of water she enters,
around her body and is kept closed by a unable to dive more than a few feet before
septet of buckles that her flab tends to her bulk forces her out of total
defy, bulging out from between the submersion. A large straw hat supplies
buckles. The top third of the dress is shade, and a checkered string top is
apricot-colored and the lower two-thirds matched to a checkered T-back thong.
is Tyrian purple. A pair of matching mules The swimwear is what’s made Hope
is worn to complete the ensemble, with a surprisingly well-known to the rest of the
deerskin muff for autumn and winter. An world; tourists can only gawk,
apricot-colored choker is normally worn flabbergasted by the sight. Her fans like to
with the dress; given her pulsations, Hope pose with her for the camera, and more
resembles a gigantic heart, pumping to than a few less-gobsmacked tourists have
keep everything alive. done so as well. Her huge body in such
circumstances has caused several social
Given that she’s frequently seen in her media wars and many political cartoons,
work attire, no one recognizes her outside depicting her immensity as either
of it. For chilly weather, she’ll don a wool overbearing or benevolent.

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Pyra Gull is someone Hope’s seen from Zaytlin Jale is many things to Hope —
afar yet respects deeply — a self-made lover, confidant, unwitting secret agent
entrepreneur, making use of her assets and and supporter being only four of them.
talents to secure her spot in the economy. They first met at a big charity event,
She’s also seen Dumpy trundling along, Zaytlin’s butt bumping Hope’s belly,
the robot sometimes passing by her office where Zaytlin’s mother had donated a ton
in the morning. Hope used to ponder how of produce. After that, the two hit it off
a woman built like Pyra can even get spectacularly. Hope loves Zaytlin dearly,
around without Body Blimp; when she seeing in her someone that truly means
saw Bust Bound being used, she marveled well for others while remaining properly
at Pyra’s ingenuity. Beyond that, though, pragmatic. Journalists and detractors
the closest the two have ever gotten to gossip about Hope and Zaytlin quite a bit;
interacting is through Hope’s purchases of Hope finds the confusion amusing. While
Pyra’s products. Secretly Hope’s eaten she wishes Zaytlin would take a bigger
entire sticks of Pyra’s butter and nothing interest in the region’s politics, she
else, savoring each mouthful for far longer understands why Zaytlin’s so distracted.
than she’s willing to admit. Pyra assumes She’s helped Zaytlin with her foraging
the purchases were for charities, despite efforts in the past, and in return Zaytlin’s
Hope never claiming they were. done a few assignments for Hope.

Gæa Ur’s initial uncertainty about growing Dahbuh Pino was swiftly discovered by
so fat amused Hope, but not in a malicious Hope to be a reprehensible person. It
way. They’ve dined together frequently; didn’t take much longer for Hope to
Gæa has plenty of questions about Powers discover that he was also a potential threat
and Hope’s done her best to answer them. to liberty. So far, he’s proven inept in the
What Hope finds so admirable about Gæa political arena, earning nothing but
is how the stout little cheerleader decided puzzled glares and derision from the
to embrace her girth so readily and the public. Hope knows he’s just another
strange abilities it affords her. The way spoiled brat that refuses to mature, but she
Gæa marvels at Hope’s pulsating bulk is also knows he’s too stubborn to accept
also found to be amusing, those rust-hued that. Disgust is the first thing Hope feels
hands groping and caressing that big toward Dahbuh, pity the second. She’s
freckled belly for hours on end. As much convinced that he’ll get nowhere in
as Hope admires Gæa’s moxie, however, politics, but Hope acts against his efforts
she wishes the blonde would take more regardless, preferring to be safe now
care at playing superhero. Gæa’s running instead of sorry later. She enjoys the
battles with various predators and horror she invokes in Dahbuh and his
criminals worry the golden blimp, as Gæa followers, giggling at the way they quake
may underestimate the wrong foe one day. and stare at her belly before running away.

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It's no secret that Hope prefers hunting for
food over going to the grocery store. Most Hope typically uses the sky fisher while
people ponder how such a rotund woman flying as high as she can with Body Blimp,
is able to catch anything, given how her sometimes wedging her plush bulk
boobs obscure her field of vision. Besides, between branches or in outcroppings for
how can she fit between the trees? Her anchorage. Sometimes she uses a hook,
detractors scoff and always bring it up but most of the time she ties on a tiny cage
whenever they can’t find fault with her full of bait, with bits of line attached to the
reasoning otherwise. Rather pathetic, but cage that inevitably entangle whatever
they just keep doing it. animal latches onto the bait-cage. The
vertebræ flex as the sky fisher is swung,
Hope’s use of Body Blimp is what lets her adding distance to every cast of the line.
hunt so easily, but she rarely uses a gun.
The men that denigrate Hope as a foolish The sky fisher gives its user a +2 bonus on
woman enjoy fishing in tiny ponds, but all rolls made to catch a wandering
Hope fishes the sky and the ground using creature, with the proper bait granting
her “sky fisher”. It’s a homemade fishing another +2 bonus. The line gives it a
rod that’s been passed down from parent maximum range of Medium; Hope’s used
to child for at least four generations, and the sky fisher in all kinds of places, hidden
defies the sands of time despite its age. from view until the time is right. The sky
fisher’s seemingly unbreakable despite its
It’s made from the femur and thoracic composition, but Hope figures that’s due to
vertebræ of a banker-turned-oligarch who its history imbuing it with some sort of
died sobbing, fully aware of his own passive power. Hope’s used it to swing
ignominious end. The vertebræ stand end around branches and poles, too, swiftly
on end at the femur’s distal end, the entire redirecting her bloatedness — such
thing joined together with cords and tiny maneuvers are Dexterity rolls that get a +3
titanium hinges, totaling a length of nearly bonus with the sky fisher’s use.
three feet long. The fishing reel is mostly
ceramic and held onto the femur, just past Hope’s used the sky fisher to defend
where the grip is — said grip consists of herself, as well, clobbering more than a
rawhide. Two holes were bored through few predators and aggressive conspiracy
the femur, so the fishing line passes theorists, much to the pleasure of
through the femur’s distal end and out bystanders. It can only be wielded one-
through the length of vertebræ. Richly handed as a cudgel, so the sky fisher only
decorated by generations of owners, the adds 1 damage. It also forces the target to
sky fisher was recently imbued with a pair make a Physique roll to avoid flinching in
of electrum bands by Hope, one at either pain, thus dazing it for d5 cycles. Hope’s
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Body Blimp was the first Power Hope presence would evoke. For now, it’s her
discovered and it’s by far her favorite. hound, retriever, guardian and spy.
Who hasn’t dreamt of flying unaided by
any sort of contrivance? She’s developed Milk Pill came about when Hope was
an insane amount of skill in using Body milking herself one weekend. She
Blimp, caressing her massive freckled belly instinctively understood its purpose and
as she slips between trees and houses like a found it useful for those times when a
ghost. Hope spends the vast majority of hunt or a rally became dangerous. She
her time in flight, even when at work — always makes sure to have as many
but only when she knows no one will available as possible, which explains how
notice. She’s even slept while using Body she’s gotten so huge. She enjoys giving
Blimp, using a modified hammock to them as gifts to people — especially
support her head and feet. Zaytlin!

Gut Blast has seen more use than Hope’s Chameleon Butt has seen quite a bit of use
willing to admit. The first time was when during Hope’s nude flights, saving her
she had left her friends after a night out. from one scandal after another. It also lets
Surrounded by a pack of hoodrat muggers her spy on her opposition, though the
and overwhelmed by fear, Hope’s insides rosy-haired behemoth tends to frown on
spasmed and she blasted a golden fog out such behavior. If she suspects there’s
of her mouth, dropping the squad within danger nearby, Hope will turn a corner to
moments. Gut Blast is the closest thing get out of sight and activate Chameleon
she has to a weapon (besides her sky Butt; such actions have thwarted more
fisher) and has seen plenty of use dropping than a few would-be muggers, journalists
wild game. It was used at a rally that had and busybodies.
turned violent, pacifying all parties
involved as Hope wobbled to safety. Bubble Scanner gives Hope a major edge
over her political rivals, as it lets her peer
Blubmiliar is one of Hope’s most vital into their hearts, after a fashion. While it
Powers. Resembling a cross between a only lasts thirty seconds at a time for her,
flamingo and a diplodocus, it acts as her Bubble Scanner can fill Hope in on any
hands and eyes on the ground, letting her changes that have occurred and even
float far above danger as it explores an area whether or not her subject is secretly
and retrieves her hunting kills. She’s more armed! Subtle use of this Power has
than aware of its potential as an espionage caused Hope to develop an ominous
tool and has planted devices to spy on reputation for prescience that has caused
anyone she suspects of being corrupt. She her more religious and paranoid detractors
makes certain that no one ever sees it, as to accuse her of being in league with some
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Hope is far from a brawler. She’s had a away, Hope will activate Body Blimp to fly
few lessons from her BBW bodyguards, to safety.
but that doesn’t mean she’s a hard-bitten
street fighter! Being a politician means the If she’s attacked while in flight and there’s
freckled blimp is able to convince most no way to escape immediately (a very rare
raging ideologues to reconsider their thing), Hope will become an angry sun of
violence, but she’s not always successful. a woman. Hope’s bulk will drop from the
Most of the time her bodyguards handle air to annihilate her foes as she strikes the
such exceptions, but once or twice Hope’s ground. If she misses, Hope will bounce
been forced to defend herself. off the ground and return to the air to try
again. There’s also a chance she’ll start
“Escape to safety” is Hope’s preferred tactic rolling as soon as she hits the ground,
for physical combat. Body Blimp lets her hellbent on crushing her enemies on
both terrify attackers unused to Powers impact. Hope will only dedicate herself to
and escape well beyond their reach, so fighting back if there’s no chance of
that’s her go-to for fleeing danger. Hope escape, and if that ever happens, woe
understands very well that there’s no time betide Hope’s attackers! There’s nothing
for indecision when one’s life could be at more dangerous than a cornered beast, and
stake — either you stand your ground and Hope will become quite beastly indeed if
fight with everything you have, or you do that ever happens to her.
everything you can to flee without looking
back. So, Hope much prefers fleeing Hope will do her best to dodge attacks,
combat than sticking it out. using her palms to swat aside incoming
attacks if dodging isn’t possible. She
If on foot, Hope’s primary weapon is her knows how to use slings, sticks and guns
belly. She’ll thrust it all about, turning it due to a childhood spent outdoors, but the
into a hammer of gas-infused flesh that first non-belly weapon she’ll ever consider
very few can stand against. She’ll swing it using is her sky fisher, and even then only
up and down to smash anyone that’s been as a last resort.
floored and she’ll swing it sideways to
clear a path to escape through. Hope will Hope’s distinct array of Powers let her act
do everything she can to escape, only as a flying support unit, blasting foes from
lashing out like that to create an escape above with Gut Blast while tossing Milk
route. If need be, she’ll roll on her side Pills to her allies when needed. Gut Blast
and turn into a rolling ball of blubber, is guaranteed to end the majority of Hope’s
crashing through obstacles and bouncing potential threats, but it also has a strong
into the air with her accrued momentum. chance of catching innocent bystanders in
Once she thinks she’s gotten far enough its painful embrace, hence Hope’s
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Hope’s constant ærial adventures have freckled politician, as she’s frequently
given her a rather… exotic diet. Being photographed consuming boiled eggs by
able to fly has given Hope access to opportunistic journalists. In some cases
foodstuffs most cultures could never even she’ll procure an emu egg or several for
dream of. She much prefers foraging and boiling; at one point Hope became
hunting for her food over going to a infamous amongst outspoken vegans for
grocery store, finding that some of the best being seen eating such an egg.
edibles can be found in some of the most
isolated places. Tea eggs are one thing Hope’s gotten really
good at making. While she normally uses
Most of Hope’s diet consists of wild game, duck eggs, the behemoth beauty is fond of
typically birds gathered in her cleavage as mixing various species together with black
she drifts through a flock or swats it in tea leaves, specific spices (secret recipe)
using her sky fisher. Vampire birds in and soy sauce for close friends and those
particular are considered a delicacy by she’s trying to win over to her side.
Hope, as they provide a worthy battle and They’re just a light snack to Hope,
certainly aren’t missed by campers or naturally. Salted duck eggs are a favorite
farmers. She likes to marinate them in of hers; soaked in brine and sealed
cherry melomel, sometimes drowning individually within a salt-infused charcoal
them in it if they’re particularly mean, and paste, they keep for quite a good while.
then she stews them with eggs and sliced
apples. Terrestrial wild game is also Wild game and eggs make up most of
eagerly devoured, but she doesn’t really Hope’s intake, all of it combined with wild
seek it out, as wild birds are easier for her fruit. Wild apples, chestnuts, groundnuts,
to capture. Venison is never turned down; and various herbs are all easily identified
Hope uses the marrow for a ton of things, by Hope and collected during her hunting
the bones sold and the skins used to cover trips. She’ll make purchases at fruit
her bed. The meat is made into pemmican orchards, too, to round out her flavors.
with raspberries and spinach, stored away
for possible lean times. Hope despises beef and grains, especially
maize. It’s something that’s been brought
Eggs make up another large portion of her up by her political foes, time and again,
diet. Quails, vampire birds, emus, ducks hoping to cause friction. Some joke Hope’s
— if it lays an egg, chances are Hope has some kind of primordial fairy, cursed with
eaten it. Hope’s always up for boiled eggs, the inability to derive nutrition from
preferring them soft-boiled but sometimes mankind’s Neolithic Revolution and its
craving the other extreme of boiling. Her most common products. Hope just finds
onyx egg cup and titanium spoon have beef and grains to be tired fare and left for
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Work, work, work, Hope rarely ever good at sorting out whackjobs of all
catches a break! She finds her days full of stripes. Then there are the few closed-
battles in the political arena; her labors are door meetings, where Hope pursues her
resisted by all sorts of foul people, from efforts to expose corruption with various
conmen to zealots to people that embody secret agents. Deception is something
the worst aspects of Jerry Pournelle’s “Iron she’s gotten surprisingly good at, using
Law of Bureaucracy”. The bureaucrats are feints and disinformation to wreck the
the worst; their egotism has led them to efforts of her targets. All of it, in the end,
believe that leaving their desk to look at is done to cleanse the political field of
something personally is beneath their aspiring tyrants and possible corruption
notice! Hope’s proving them wrong, elsewhere.
however, slowly but surely.
Outside of the office, Hope wobbles about
Body Blimp means Hope can secretly fly to for charities and fundraisers, endearing
her office, giving her a scary reputation for herself to the public with lots of hugs and
appearing and disappearing through genuine chitchat. The assembly meetings
mysterious means. Once at her office, the see a lot happen. Heated arguments break
massive beauty sets about her work, filling out, unhinged ideologues rant and rave,
out paperwork and taking calls from her and busybodies quail as laws are passed
constituents and the like. Her legal that see their empty ambitions shattered.
research is extensive, with secret agents At the center of it all sits Hope, jiggling
acting as her eyes and ears in the political like an out-of-control water balloon,
environs where she’s either unwelcome or mercilessly riposting anyone that tries to
simply unable to be present at. She knows argue with her. No bullshit gets past her.
there are native gremlins at work in the
government machinery, hoping to remake Her desire for government transparency
it to better suit their unwholesome desires. and securing maximum individual rights
Messages are sent, packages are received, has not gone unnoticed. She’s a voice of
and documents are signed. moderation in the eyes of the public, a
hammer to be swung against the
Interviews are taken with good cheer; she ideologues that keep gathering for
always readies a dozen tea eggs to set narrowminded causes. All of them despise
things sailing. Journalists adore Hope to Hope for exposing their irrationality, but
begin with — she’s pushed heavily for almost all of them give up when
freedom of… well, everything! She talks confronted with their bullshit.
with her constituents in person whenever
she can, setting up appointments when Hope’s deepest, darkest secret is that she
able. That’s not to say she’ll just listen to enjoys flying about naked at night, during
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what originally made her do it, being so but the thrill excites Hope more than
vast and alone in an environment that’s anything. Drifting over front lawns, under
usually packed full of people, her gut street lights and across cul-de-sacs, Hope
thrusting forth, her tits swinging in the air gets to watch the local wildlife when she’s
and her butt bumping against windows not curb mining. A few times she’s scared
and doors that contain crowds of her off would-be burglars and thieves with a
voters during the day. The thrill of well-aimed rock or stick, leaving them to
possibly getting caught began to grow on panic and rush back home.
her, however, which makes the kenopsia a
serious thrill. She likes to stay within Window shopping in the nude amuses her;
twelve feet of the ground, drifting Hope’s squeezed herself down shop-lined
between buildings, passing by the homes alleys and floated on the artificial breezes
of friends, window-shopping and of shopping malls, gazing at things she
daydreaming above the parking lots. might buy the very next day. Rarely a
security guard or sleepless busybody roams
She loves to visit her old schools and float about, but they’ve never been able to catch
above the sports fields whenever she can. Hope’s freckled duskiness bouncing gently
Hope drifts through the corridors, about the food courts. Security cameras
bouncing gently off the lockers when she falter whenever the redhead floats by;
doesn’t squeeze her bulk into the whether or not that’s due to Chameleon
classrooms. Some nights, she swears she Butt being possessed by Hope or timely
can hear the voices of the students programming bugs is a mystery.
echoing, auditory memories being
replayed by the school’s walls. The Hope’s biggest fear is having her nightly
gymnasiums are also explored, with Hope jaunts discovered; she’s seen the scandals
heaving her girth into the locker rooms. that have ruined other politicians, and the
The auditorium is one place she rotund woman has no desire to suffer the
remembers fondly, as Hope gave several same fate. But it’s grown into something
speeches there as a student — twirling of an addiction. Just thinking about the
there atop her belly is something she’s next new moon makes Hope moist. She
done for years now. enjoys flying in the rain at night; steam
billows off Hope’s gleaming curvature as
Hope’s flitted through actual offices and she drifts along the streets, dripping in
warehouses, too, when the local power got steady rivulets off her nipples and belly
knocked out — so far, Hope’s been very and leaving a trail behind her. Her keen
lucky, as she’s gotten stuck in more than a eyes and use of Chameleon Butt has saved
few cubicles, only to free herself mere Hope from being discovered thus far.
minutes before the office workers arrive.
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Given how she’s caused most ideologue street corner in the morning, giving
groups to collapse, Hope was surprised to speeches about Hope and other BBW
discover that a bunch of them banded politicians. They declared Hope to be an
together for their own nocturnal forays six insidious bioweapon created by the
months ago. The Loonies are all that Shadow Bank, the secret government that
remains of the various ideological rules the planet. Hope, the Loonies
organizations; they fell apart due to claimed (and still do), was created to fatten
infighting, but they blame Hope for that, everyone up so the Shadow Bank can more
claiming her agents infiltrated their ranks. easily control them. The speech rambled
Over the course of a few years they simply on with “evidence” being shown on a
grew more unhinged, abandoned by corkboard. They kept referring to Hope as
former friends and family as they roamed, the “Evil Sun”, meant to metaphorically
frothing at imagined enemies and blind the public. As such, the ideologues
constantly failing to achieve their dreams. declared, they bore the title of “Loonie”
The only signs that they existed in the proudly, given its origins in the Moon.
public eye were rants on social media,
which grew rarer with time. Hope’s been given recordings of the
Loonies by concerned locals. By day, the
One thunderstorm drew them all together Loonies sell their services as laborers and
in an abandoned shopping mall, forty give public speeches, the latter typically
ideologues that were simply too tired and ending in a brawl due to hecklers. By
mentally devastated to fight. They found night, their behavior changes with the
one thing in common, one thing that lunar phases. Under the new moon they
caused what could be best described as a engage in their hooting rituals and under
massive paradigm shift within the group’s the waning and waxing moons they go
thoughts: a deep hatred for Hope Pump. about scheming or vandalizing
Fascist, anarcho-capitalist, queer government buildings. It’s under the full
communist, they all bonded over their moon when they’re at their worst; Hope’s
shared hatred and their collective insanity seen the footage of the Loonies rampaging
led to a conspiracy theory forming as they through busy streets wearing black
shared their observations. Within the hoodies decorated with yellow crescents,
night the Loonies had come to be. battering people and robbing stores as a
single herd, bellowing chants and fleeing
One month later, Hope discovered the with a travois laden with stolen goods.
Loonies gathered around a burn barrel
under a new moon, chanting and hooting Hope’s been pumping her big boobs to
and dancing. She just figured it was some fund a private investigation into the
performance artist collective and left. The Loonies. She’s offering a month’s worth of
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group and the danger they may or may not Flights meant for hunting trips entail the
pose. The last two weeks have seen the use of Hope’s sky fisher. She drifts on the
group wielding auger braces during their breeze, sometimes trolling the wilderness,
speeches, and the fact that they’re other times simply casting into a spot she
nomadic only makes watching them thinks is lively enough. Hope’s fished in
harder. Yet Hope’s certain the Loonies places most people couldn’t even fathom,
follow a set route, and she’s willing to with bodies of water being the most tame.
supply special cameras to prove that. She’s trolled through cemeteries at night,
Disorganized and paranoid, there’s fished into drift whales at dusk, drifted
honestly no telling how the Loonies will over abandoned orchards and around
react to anyone they see near their middens at dawn — if a place could
encampment. In one case they charged a possibly attract edible creatures, Hope’s
journalist, augers spinning, and in another cast her line at it. Most of the time she
they packed up in a blur and vanished. catches birds of various sorts. Vampire
Wherever they go, the Loonies drag two birds are common, especially around (and
travois; one is piled high with stolen sometimes inside of) animal carcasses.
things and the other bears the purported Goregulls are gulls that enjoy burrowing
evidence of their conspiracy theories. If through drift whales and other dead things
the latter was somehow stolen, it would — they put up a hell of a fight, but Hope
wreak havoc on the Loonies. As such, it’s finds that their fat is superb for cooking
closely guarded at all times. with, as is their gizzard. While filthy on
the outside from chewing through
Flying during the day is also much carcasses, wormbrats are surprisingly well-
enjoyed, but Hope remains clothed when kept besides, and Hope finds the
she does that, and far away from the vermiform rodents to pair quite well with
public eye. Those few BBWs in the know certain varieties of red wine after being
about such flights do so only because Hope stewed. Middens, cemeteries and other
has let them see her in flight. Daytime manmade wastelands are frequented by
flights are commonly meant for hunting, Hope less often, but she’s caught more
long trips and inspecting her rural home. than a few edibles at such places, such as
Slightly less frequently she activates Body lost alley deer, dwarf midden pigs and
Blimp while in her office, using it to get even a few very confused goth BBWs.
about when she’s certain no one’s looking; Forests are prime fishing grounds for
her secretary and interns also use Body Hope, however, as she’s caught tons of
Blimp, which makes the work day birds and their nests.
especially interesting, their bulk pressing
together as they drift about the building. Hope’s detractors seem oddly focused on
her hunting trips and her sky fisher. They
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foreign holy men claiming it’s an evil boobs that most girls would kill to have.
device and a sign of the End Times. They But none of that compares to her ass and
also accuse her of wasting time and thighs — she’s more than a pear, Adiane’s
somehow taxpayers’ money with her a pear-shaped world of sweet-scented
hunting and fishing trips. The fact that no flesh. Her footfalls are felt long before
one can physically find her during those she’s seen, snazzily-dressed and jiggling
trips is also considered a bit suspicious. with every step taken. She’s huge. She’s
stately. She’s demanding. People get
Pocillovy is a rather esoteric interest, but launched when her hips bump into them,
Hope’s a big fan of it. It’s collecting egg but Adiane doesn’t notice, as her
cups. She owns several dozen, all carefully attention’s on much more important
organized on a shelf in her dining room. things, such as bidding on a rare egg cup
A few are considered extremely valuable from a faraway land.
by other pocillovists; two in particular
belonged to Hope’s grandparents and When Hope and Adiane meet at an
could net her a small fortune. The auction or museum, things get tense.
collection used to be slightly larger; Hope Hope’s usual good cheer is replaced by a
sold a few she didn’t really like in order to rather distressing sort of dourness, and
fund her campaigns and found herself Adiane heaving her gut against Hope’s tits
with far more money than she expected. only worsens the redhead’s mood. Where
There’s a few egg cups out there that Hope Hope’s a politician, Adiane’s a poultry
really wants, and she’s developed an magnate, having earned her wealth by
extensive network over the years to starting with only a few birds and
procure them. Auctions involving egg ruthlessly cornering the market. Both
cups are one of the few place where Hope women have always been fascinated by
gets visibly agitated, especially when eggs, but Adiane views pocillovy with the
someone outbids her. sort of envy that only dragons feel for
their hoard. Hope and Adiane furiously
Adiane Sato is the only other BBW Hope’s try to outbid each other as their tits and
aware of that actively pursues pocillovy. asses undulate with enough force to tear
With an unsettlingly wide mouth, their tops. Bursting their seams and red in
prehensile tongue, sleepy eyes and long, the face, both women struggle to control
black hair, Adiane’s once-gracile legs are their emotions. Adiane sees Hope as
now ivory boulders of blubber, hefting her trying to throttle her capitalistic
to a full height of six feet and three inches. endeavors, and Hope sees Adiane as a
She was always leggy, but her growing spoiled princess constantly overstepping
reluctance to continue riding her her bounds. Very nearly the two have
recumbent bicycle means she’s gotten come to blows over mere eye contact, but
quite the gut now, along with a set of so far they keep themselves under control.

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Dahbuh Pino into and flail at unsuspecting foes. Will
Dexterity 9 (Can’t Swim For Shit, Sail run if HP is reduced to 5 or less.
Wagons (T))
Empathy 9 (Impertinent Tyrant, Intensely Trades: political information, recreational
Hylophobic, Lascivious (T), Mafioso Rap) drugs, parts for nonmotorized vehicles and
Intellect 6 (Hip Hop Production (S), social media connections. Loves amethysts
Myomancy) and purple gold, gifts of genuine designer
Physique 8 (Oily Skin (T)) clothing are cherished. Has multiple
HP 9 contacts in various illicit circles.
Speed 5 (25/turn)
Has one of the following somewhere that
Tools: Elite Street Chain, 2d5 Doses of he can retrieve in 1 + d5 hours:
Khat, Rope Lighter, Smartphone,
“Warwhip” Vehicle 2d5 doses of whatever drugs are asked for.
Hair: Black It’s easiest for him to get euphoriants and
Eyes: Black stimulants (with khat leaves being the
Skin: Copper easiest of all), but he can manage.
Height: 5’
Age: 20 An autographed photo of himself. In one
hand he holds his smartphone, in the
“Darp, darp, DARP! She be a snack! But I other he holds a hatchet. A bunch of fake
be da STATE!” stick grenades hang off his belt. His scowl
“Dat bitch, she ig’nant. Darp! Fuck dat is contemptible, rather than frightening.
bitch.”
[Deafening gargle-screeching] A designer label outfit capable of
“I be bulletproof! My ancestors protect containing a BBW with a maximum Size
me, I scare bullets.” Total of 9 while looking trashy as fuck.
Dahbuh really wants a girl to wear it —
Smells: wet dog and cologne. namely, Zaytlin Jale. Any girl will do,
though.
Sounds: tinny hip hop, jingle of jewelry,
and loud foot-shuffling. 1 + d4 Skanks with purses and
smartphones. They sneer at BBWs but are
Diet: ninety percent plants, ten percent willing to ignore that to perform d4 tasks
meat from the few animals permitted by for Dahbuh, such as getting underfoot,
his religious faith. pilfering small items or distracting people.
After that they scatter without a word.
Combat Methodology: blusters and
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Dahbuh Pino — hip hop producer, lecher, Currently, Dahbuh’s got it good enough —
drug dealer, aspiring warlord, all-around not perfect, but good enough. He’s made a
scumbag. With copper skin slick with pretty penny off his hip hop efforts and
sebaceous oil and a thick skull full of he’s been throwing wild house parties that
horrible plans, Dahbuh plots and schemes everyone loves going to. On the down-
to make the world the way he wants it to low, his cronies act to bring in illicit
be. The son of foreign-born immigrants, funding by dealing drugs, running
Dahbuh was raised with the cultural gambling dens and the like. Dahbuh’s
values of their homeland, which gotten into politics, too, though he’s in
contrasted starkly with the culture they way over his head, despite his bravado.
had moved into. Dahbuh was raised to But his growing fame as both a political
believe himself incapable of wrongdoing, clown and a rapper is getting Dahbuh
so when his demands and outbursts were places. Just… not the places he expected.
punished, the oily cunt refused to accept He’s also fond of riding his “warwhip”
that he was wrong. Resentment simmered around town, as well as racing his beloved
inside him, to the point where a decision vehicle against his cronies and other
was made; if everyone said he was wrong, racing aficionados. Most of his activities
then he’d make it so he was right and they occur at his house parties, both out in the
were wrong, come hell or high water. open and behind closed doors.

As a child, Dahbuh was no better than an Dahbuh’s most primal urges will always
animal, shrieking and pestering everyone. dominate his life. He seethes over the fact
When his classmates beat him up and that he has to play by the rules others have
shunned him, Dahbuh began feeling set. He desires adoration. He demands sex
resentment. It took years of suffering with every woman he sees. He craves full
beatdowns given his stupidity, but Dahbuh authority with zero responsibility. The
eventually learned that being demanding parties Dahbuh throws are meant to
and violent wouldn’t get him what he attract the scions of political dynasties as
wanted. At the same time the oily twit well as anyone that he thinks will fall for
discovered hip hop and discovered he had his scams. If successful in attracting allies
a talent for rapping. A few of the less that way, Dahbuh will do whatever he can
reputable kids liked his efforts and became to ensure that he dominates local politics,
fast friends for it, and his sail wagoning eventually working his way up until he’s
and dogcart skills solidified that able to make himself the country’s
connection. Dahbuh became infamous for autocrat. Dahbuh’s constantly shooting
his lust when puberty hit, as Zaytlin and himself in the foot and his followers are
Gæa can attest. But he became even more superstitious thugs, so there’s no telling
infamous for the shit he and his cronies whether or not he’ll get much further
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Dahbuh’s head is large, making up one- talent for vehicular races. Unfortunately
sixth of his total height. To appear taller, for Dahbuh, his limbs are kinda stumpy,
Dahbuh shaves the sides and back of his making him look ridiculous when he runs.
head while keeping the hair on top shaped
into a towering mess that he changes twice Sebaceous oil is the first thing people
a year, at the start of every spring and notice when they look at Dahbuh. His
autumn. His hair always looks idiotic, but skin produces so much sebaceous oil he
he thinks he looks badass. gleams from head to toe with the stuff. It’s
gross; if he presses up against something
Dahbuh’s face is a narrow rectangle, for at least two cycles he leaves a thick
dominated by a nose that’s absolutely layer of oil behind. His living space is
useless — Dahbuh’s a mouthbreather. The disgusting, needless to say, with almost
root of his nose starts nearly at the top of every seat and armrest covered in a film of
his head, its bridge widening as it drops, his skin residue. The only upside to being
forming an obovate bump that separates so greasy is that it lets him slip out of tight
huge, circular nostrils that open forward. spaces easily.
Periorbital hyperpigmentation makes his
deep-set eyes appear even deeper in his Swimming is impossible for Dahbuh. He
head than they really are, and the wispy never learned and never will, as he shares
eyebrows above them are hardly his parents’ cultural thalassophobia and
noticeable as a result. Fleshy lips sag on a has extended it to any body of water
heavy jaw; Dahbuh lacks a chin and deeper than his knees. He goes batshit if
refuses to acknowledge it. He’s unable to immersed in water deeper than his knees,
grow any facial hair, which makes his thrashing and screeching mindlessly. He
chinlessness rather obvious. impulsively stays a stone’s throw away
from any such body of water.
In terms of physique, Dahbuh goes for
form over function. His musculature is Dahbuh has a pair of glaring eyes tattooed
meant to be visually appealing to the on his upper back; they’re simplistic in
opposite sex, but he seems to only attract design, being a mixture of geometric
the skankiest of girls. Hindering Dahbuh’s shapes, but they’re enough to frighten off
efforts is his addiction to khat, as it makes most predators, at least, if not his human
him a bit paranoid and too frenetic to enemies. On either forearm is a
work out properly sometimes. Ultimately monochrome tattoo of a nine-headed bird
he can’t compete with the majority of with soaring wings, with serpentine necks
athletes, even at his best. He’s pigeon- and raptorial beaks exhaling thunderbolts.
toed, which gives him a natural talent for Dahbuh likes to brag about his tattoos to
sprinting, and his sense of balance is girls, claiming the birds are a part of his
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Fashion is Dahbuh’s most opinionated urban camouflage. It’s also quilted, with
topic. He’ll pontificate on his fashion ceramic coins inserted in the quilting; any
ideas and views forever, if anyone lets damage aimed at the thighs, torso and/or
him. To the oily cunt, only the most arms is reduced by 1. A plethora of
expensive designer labels are to be worn; hidden pockets are on the interior of the
any girl he fancies is pitied at full volume hoodie, but the exterior bears three visible
when they can’t afford such attire, and he ones. A pleated flap-pouch on the front
offers to take them shopping for what he can carry quite a bit, and on either side of
deems proper attire. Gucci, Louis Vuitton, it is an angled pocket he can keep his hand
Burberry, and several other labels are in. Five loops line either hip — they’re
preferred over what’s typically found in meant to carry throwable weapons.
retail outlets. Whether or not the clothes
are actually tasteful or comfortable doesn’t But Dahbuh only wears his hoodie when
matter to Dahbuh — just the name of the it’s cold. He prefers to go shirtless, to
designer and the price tag. The more show off his tattoos and physique. His
expensive, the better! mother made his favorite shorts for him;
held up with a designer belt, they’re much
“Gaudy” is the best word to describe like his hoodie, minus the coin-bezainting.
Dahbuh’s wardrobe. Dahbuh has trouble It has an integral music player, with two
telling knock-offs from legitimate items, so speakers that Dahbuh loves blasting his
a few of his ensembles are ugly as shit with shitty music out of. It’s recharged by a
none of the actual value he purchased sealable port by the left hip. The many
them at. The label’s name is typically pockets (both visible and hidden) are
blasted across the clothing in huge blaring much-appreciated by Dahbuh. He forgoes
text. Clothes that at the very least attempt socks in favor of electric purple footwraps.
to mimic the fashion of urban gang
members is preferred over anything else. Dahbuh’s “elite street chain” is his most
Threatening shapes, hidden pockets, bold beloved piece of jewelry, massive and
hues, that sort of thing. openly multi-purpose, a visual signifier of
his status as a hip hop producer,
Dahbuh hates the cold; any temperature experienced rapper and noisome show-off.
that’s below seventy degrees Fahrenheit It’s the one thing Dahbuh never, ever,
makes him complain nonstop. His parents ever lets out of his sight, regardless of how
are no different, so his mother lovingly inappropriate it may be. People always
crafted a hoodie for Dahbuh to wear, comment on it, rappers compliment it, and
knowing exactly what he wanted. It’s many of Dahbuh’s rivals wish to see it
knee-length and made from the skins of gone. Dahbuh thinks the girls love it —
prize fighting dogs, with the fur on the they just think it’s goofy.
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Gæa Ur went to school with Dahbuh, but Zaytlin Jale is the one thing Dahbuh
that’s as far as their connection goes. Gæa desires the most. For years he used to
was (and still is) a cheerleader, and quietly deride her immensity, but after a
Dahbuh was utterly incapable of getting while he came to believe that she was his
close to her due to her peers’ collective polar opposite and thus the ultimate
disapproval. Her jumbo curves seem a romantic challenge. Her religious faith
mismatch with her athleticism in upsets him, as its usage of firearms as a part
Dahbuh’s opinion, but not as much as her of its ceremonies frightens him. If only
efforts in fighting gang activity. Seeing a she’d stop going to school, let her hair
girl of any sort engaging in what he grow out and replace her religion with his,
considers a masculine activity is the height Dahbuh figures, then she’d be perfect. As
of hilarity to Dahbuh, and Gæa’s massive things are, Dahbuh’s frustrated by her
bulk makes it especially so. He just wishes refusal to acknowledge him and is growing
she’d quit it and start being submissive. frightened, as he fails to understand her
But what’s even worse is how his existence actions. As things go on, Dahbuh’s
doesn’t even register to Gæa. Her fashion terrified that she might become a witch, as
ensembles aggravate Dahbuh, as they’re her sojourns into the forests are
wildly popular and always come up in bewildering and alien to him. But he
discussions with the opposite sex. keeps trying his luck, because he’s stupid.

Pyra Gull stupefies Dahbuh with her Hope Pump terrifies Dahbuh. At first she
appearance. Such colossal breasts induce used to fill him with pure hate, but after
disgust in Dahbuh’s followers, but Dahbuh she accidentally floored him with an
can’t feel disgust or even lust, he’s so effortless twist of her hips, it mutated into
overwhelmed by the scale. Watching Pyra a mind-shattering fear. Hope is definitely
fight giant angry fish in the waves only a slap in the face regarding Dahbuh’s
amplifies the stupefaction; the guys can’t views of gender roles; not only is Hope not
even understand how such a ridiculously obeying a man, but she’s fulfilling a role
huge-breasted woman is able to get that only a man can fulfill! Mutualism is
around, let alone fight anything. Dahbuh’s an ideology Dahbuh can’t wrap his head
beach parties somehow always end up around and just considers weak woman
being witness to Pyra’s swimming bulk, shit. People that have power should use it
and the partygoers can’t help but cheer and take control, not play nice and share
and salute her when she waves and grins things. Hope is one of the few women
at them. Dahbuh just gawks. He wants Dahbuh doesn’t find attractive; she’s so
her to star in his rap videos, but he’s afraid incomprehensible it’s maddening. The
there’s the chance she’ll get pissed and fact that everyone genuinely loves her
find a way to bar him from the beach. As while mocking him is especially grating.
things are, he’s dimly interested in Pyra. As it is, Dahbuh just wants Hope gone.

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Dahbuh has one possession he prizes involving any of the following topics: dog
before all else, excluding his own life. The breeding, hip hop production, legal codes,
elite street chain is more than just a chain multifuel diesel engines, myomancy,
necklace, more than just a disgusting status rodent farming, sail wagons, steam engines
symbol. It’s a reliquary, a portable shrine and urban agriculture. Anyone else has to
to Dahbuh’s ancestors, a proud symbol of spend one hour to get the same benefit,
his family’s culture and a testament to the and that’s after being forced to translate it
shittiest tastes imaginable. Made from all!
purple gold, it consists of a Figaro chain
weighed down by amethysts, diamonds Besides the peculiar array of topics, the
and nine rather large objects. scroll also contains twenty recipes, each
one based upon the dietary restrictions
Eight of those objects are ampoules imposed by Dahbuh’s family culture.
decorated with amethyst plates. Each one Sorghum gruel, palm liquor, rat broth, dog
is two inches in diameter, with a dog’s steaks, squab stew, it’s all there.
canine tooth dangling from it. Inside each
ampoule is a relic inherited from one of his The ledger hidden inside consists of loose
ancestors. The GM should feel free to sheets. Dahbuh keeps a tight record of
make up relics for inside the ampoules; favors, alongside drug deals and other
teeth, finger bones, pieces of weaponry, illicit acts. Secret meetings, code-worded
lucky talismans, dried blood — anything deals and more, all set to banana paper as
Dahbuh can tell a story about regarding seemingly innocuous bookkeeping. He
his ancestors’ exploits will work. does it more to keep an eye on his cronies
than anything; unscrupulous and
The center object is a papyrus scroll, its notoriously shortsighted, they’ll skim from
ironwood container a cylinder nine inches the top if they think they won’t be
long and two inches in diameter, the wood immediately noticed. Once the data ceases
inlaid with diamonds and amethysts and to be useful, Dahbuh incinerates the
the bottom capped by a quartet of dog paperwork to avoid legal issues. He’d be at
carnassials. The scroll contains many the mercy of anyone who had his sheets.
things on its length, mostly knowledge but
also his many very dirty secrets. Dahbuh If anything were to happen to the elite
uses his ethnicity’s elliptical logographic street chain, Dahbuh would enter a
writing, which means everyone else has to positive feedback loop of panic and rage.
make an Intellect roll just to translate He’d start a shrieking, mindless attack
using extensive research. If Dahbuh against whoever he suspected of stealing it,
peruses the scroll for at least twenty flailing like a crazed brat. It could spell
minutes (or 240 cycles), he gains a +3 the end of his gang, supposing it was given
bonus to the next three Intellect rolls to the authorities.

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The truth of the matter is, the scroll upon feuds would be the norm, with endemic
the elite street chain serves a rather warfare based around raids, ambushes and
nefarious purpose. Besides acting as a duels. Warriors would operate according
container for Dahbuh’s criminal ledger, it’s to clan ties and much-prized blood oaths,
also meant to act as the foundation for his where individuals would press their cut
ideal civilization, full of laws and forearms together to symbolize their new
knowledge he thinks will ensure the brotherhood via mixing blood. Women
immortality of its culture. It began seven would have zero rights, so none could ever
years ago; he asked Zaytlin about her become warriors. Dahbuh despises guns as
Codex Z.Jale and went into a screeching fit being the recourse of effete cowards, so
of awe when she tried to explain to him gun owners would be stoned to death. To
what it was. Dahbuh began his scroll to him, “real men” use muscle-powered
both impress and compete with Zaytlin, weapons as a show of their masculinity
but the intentions changed after it became when they can’t charge into battle using
obvious she didn’t fucking care. personal vehicles. Homosexuals,
blasphemers, intellectuals and witches
Dahbuh’s faith of “City Medicine” was would suffer the same fate as gun owners.
inherited from his parents. Ancestor His dietary proscriptions would apply to
veneration forms the core of City the rest of society, and every place of
Medicine, turning it into a religious legal worship would be a wheeled shrine that
code driven by a murderous intolerance would form every community center.
for all other religions and setting dictates
for how its adherents should live. The Everything else is up to the GM to decide,
nine-headed birds of Dahbuh’s tattoos are if they want to go into the (most likely
one example of the beasts sent by unwanted) details of Dahbuh’s dream
ancestors to do their worldly work — such world. The GM can make Dahbuh’s legal
creatures are City Medicine’s equivalent to code as strict or as lax as they please, with
the heavenly host and eudæmons, and strictures for agriculture, or regulations for
they always have nine heads. The priests dog breeding, or maybe something well
of City Medicine are also witchdoctors and and truly obscure that no one else would
judges. Dahbuh took the various ever care about besides Dahbuh. Maybe
interpretations of City Medicine and slavery is legal. Could be practitioners of
remade them into a single comprehensive other religions would have to be
legal code meant to form the foundation of gangraped on sight. Maybe people with
his ideal civilization. blue eyes are considered witches. If the
law dictates something Dahbuh doesn’t
Dahbuh’s ideal culture is a vast city, ruled have the guts to enforce himself, it’ll be
over by a warrior caste that would give there. He’ll bluster and screech otherwise,
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The one thing everyone knows Dahbuh top covered by a tiny domed roof made
for is his “warwhip”, a custom-made from plastic. Behind the engine is the
vehicle that cost him a substantial sum of bucket-shaped body, within which
money. The warwhip is based off of Dahbuh sits behind a windshield and
vehicle designs from his parents’ under a convertible roof.
homeland, a hybrid of propulsion systems
used to propel it into enemy warriors. The only seat in the bucket is a hammock,
Dahbuh owns a few other vehicles, such as surrounded by amenities one wouldn’t
a pedaled freight tricycle and a small sail expect to find in such a cramped space.
wagon, but those are backup vehicles, as On the left is a tiny fridge under a box
the warwhip is Dahbuh’s preferred ride. bearing twelve rotary switches; none of
He’s fond of racing it as well as just them are labeled and all of them are
showing it off, eagerly bragging about how covered in Dahbuh’s disgusting secretions.
his ancestors rode similar vehicles into On the right is a cupholder and some
battle against witches and demons. serious communications tech, such as a
two-way screen for phone calls and
The warwhip is about the size of historical various ports for his phone and any other
cyclecars, made from a combination of gadgets he has. The sound system is vast,
ironwood and foamed metal alloys violently rattling the warwhip whenever
wherever possible to decrease its weight. he plays music through it. The steering
In place of front wheels it has a wooden wheel controls the roller, but the steam
roller with deep treads, reinforced as engine powers the rear wheels.
needed and hobnailed. Set above the
roller is the skull of a dog, its jaws A pair of pedrail wheels support the rear of
enclosing a single headlamp; on either side the warwhip and allow it to trundle off-
is a large directional light that Dahbuh road when needed. The steam engine by
never uses. Behind that is a tiny wind itself lets the warship thunder along with a
turbine set in a grill-façade, and behind Speed of 50 on paved and smooth surfaces,
that is the warwhip’s engine. The turbine such as streets, salt flats, brick roads and
helps the brakes in recharging the the like. Off-road, however, the warwhip
warwhip’s battery. The engine is a simple moves with a Speed of 10 on surfaces such
steam engine that resembles a pumpjack; as grass, dirt, sand and other rough
Dahbuh can (and will) use whatever assemblages of material. However, with
combustible materials he can grab to fuel the warwhip’s primary form of propulsion,
it. It produces a fuckton of smoke but can the steam engine’s speed limitation no
be started up in two minutes, thanks to the longer becomes an issue — it simply helps
quick-firing boiler system he had imported get the vehicle out of a terrain-induced
from his ancestral homeland. Most of the bind. Dahbuh only uses the engine when
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entirely upon the engine, the warwhip can
travel a maximum of two hundred miles Supposing he were to ram a pedestrian
before having to refuel and rewater. with it going full speed, the damage dealt
would be severe. A direct hit would do
A retractable mast is normally raised to a 2d10 damage and automatically floor his
full height of ten feet between the bucket victim, and they’d have to make a
and the engine, bearing a tanja sail the Physique roll to avoid being stunned for 4
same color as the warwhip’s paint job. + 2d10 cycles. It would struggle to knock
The warwhip is considered a high-quality larger vehicles around given its size, but a
sail wagon whenever Dahbuh’s driving it; head-on collision would do 2d5 damage to
he’s both talented and skilled at sail another vehicle and force the driver to
wagoning, capable of turning even a light make a Dexterity roll to avoid veering off-
air into a viable source of propulsion, so course.
he’s fond of tugging the strings that run
from the sail into the bucket to finetune Dahbuh’s warwhip has 40 HP per PC, but
his sailing performance. any attack that involves fire or flaming
substances has a significant chance of
The exterior of the warwhip is painted setting the wooden portions of the
with urban camouflage, with the canopy warwhip ablaze. Attacks aimed at the
being the same. The sail has a golden wheels and roller have a chance of
nine-headed bird on it, identical to immobilizing the warwhip completely.
Dahbuh’s forearm tattoos. What’s The warwhip’s wooden portions would be
interesting to note is how the paint hides reduced to useless cinders after fifteen
the fact that the ironwood portions are minutes of burning. Dahbuh prizes his
planks that have been sewn together, with warwhip above most other things and
each plank having been individually fusses over it if he so much as suspects
lacquered and waxed. Such an odd design anything could be wrong with it. If
is the product of decades of urban combat anyone tries to fuck with the warwhip
being waged by hyperconservative openly Dahbuh will fly into a barking rage
warlords; Dahbuh truthfully doesn’t grasp and attack relentlessly. He keeps a hatchet
just how effective his warwhip would be under the seat but he’s never used it. If
in a fight. It flexes with impacts, reducing the warwhip can’t be outright demolished,
the severity of impacts considerably while its various parts can be compromised in
keeping the driver safe. The pedrail secret. The best time to do so would be
wheels and the deep treads in the roller let during one of his house parties, when he’s
the warwhip resist being shoved about distracted by his guests, after all of the
really well, too; Dahbuh gains a +2 bonus races have ended. He has a security
to all Dexterity rolls made to resist being camera watching it in the garage, but
pushed around by other vehicles. that’s easy enough to notice.

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For all of his bravado and chatter about baps since they’re thrown so fast,
being an urban warrior, Dahbuh’s fucking disorienting at best. Anyone who realizes
pathetic in a fistfight, and so are his eight that (pretty much everyone) can swat
toadies. The only fistfight he’s ever won Dahbuh’s arms aside and beat him up.
was against a drunk that passed out as soon
as Dahbuh pushed him. Everyone knows Dahbuh just rushes in, hesitating and
Dahbuh’s a blowhard — every other lunging with improper timing. Blocking
person he’s tried to start with has beaten with his right hand is his only known
him to a bloody pulp as he fell over defense. He forgets that he can dodge in a
screeching in fright. fight, opting instead to run away as fast as
he can if his opponent proves even the
Dahbuh never gets into a fight without his tiniest bit capable. Hurting his right arm,
toadies nearby and will flee his enemies if busting his legs with kicks, those actions
caught alone. Dahbuh and his friends start will see him screeching demands to stop as
combat by posturing as a group, Dahbuh he falters and begins to panic.
thrusting his hips back and forth while
bulging his eyes at his foe. The nine idiots Grappling is beyond Dahbuh. If anyone or
clump together, practically dry-humping anything tries to grapple Dahbuh he loses
each other while barking insults and his shit and begins gargle-screeching.
commands at their enemy. Actual combat Thrashing about like an eel, he’ll rely upon
for them never goes well; the nine believe his Oily Skin Trait to slip out of a grapple,
looking impressive is the most important leaving his attacker slathered in his nasty
part of fighting. Dahbuh’s buddies swing secretions.
their fists in fast barrages that are feeble at
best. They all have glass jaws, easily being If he can, Dahbuh will let his cronies act as
defeated by singular blows. As soon as at a shield as he lobs projectiles. When
least two of Dahbuh’s buddies are reduced to at least 5 HP, Dahbuh will try
defeated, the rest scatter in a blind panic, to flee the fight, unable to accept that his
screeching the entire time. actions have consequences — he’ll
abandon his own friends and family! If
Starting two months ago, Dahbuh began he’s reduced to 0 HP Dahbuh will simply
claiming that he mastered an ancient flop over unconscious for 4 + d20 cycles, as
martial art, but it’s actually a piss-poor he most often takes a decisive hit right on
attempt at imitating things he saw online. his jaw, knocking him out cold. Any
He uses his right hand to block attacks and opponent that causes him to lose a fight
push his opponent, and he uses his left will be avoided for 1 + 3d10 days and
hand to throw overhand punches as fast as afterward Dahbuh will do whatever he
he possibly can while shouting “darp” with can to avoid angering them, acting as
every swing. The overhands are feeble though they were the best of friends.

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Dahbuh’s diet is religiously proscribed, the
result of a landlocked tropical savanna Being a party animal, Dahbuh loves his
ruled by warlords, its citizens possessed of booze, and thinks getting shitfaced, piss-
a superstitious fear of forests and the roaring drunk is more important than
ocean. Nine parts plant matter and one flavor, though he makes concessions as
part animal flesh, his diet seems like a needed for his political efforts. Dahbuh
healthy one from that alone. The only loves mass-produced pale lagers, as the
permissible animals are canids, bivalves, disreputable party goers will down them
barnacles, city-dwelling birds and rodents. while avoiding the “classy” drinks out of
Every edible plant is acceptable. Blood suspicion, leaving the high-quality
and dairy products are not. beverages for the guests Dahbuh’s trying
to curry favor with. Dahbuh savors most
Dahbuh’s fond of pontificating about his drinks only to impress girls he thinks are
unique diet and its numerous health “classy”, but sometimes he’ll genuinely
benefits. Fruits and vegetables of all kinds take his time to savor booze made from
are readily eaten, mixed and experimented palm sap, usually with his buddies to join
with in every meal. His favorite edible in. If he’s lusting for a specific girl,
plants are almonds, oranges and tomatoes, Dahbuh will do his best to find out what
but sago and sorghum make up a sizeable her favorite kind of drink is and purchase
portion of his diet. Sorghum gruel mixed the best possible version of it he can
with almonds and blueberries is Dahbuh’s afford. It’s truly impressive, the effort he
usual breakfast, complete with a big glass puts into his research; even if he despises
of orange juice and a spit-roasted rat. the drink, he’ll buy it, if he thinks it’ll get
the girl in bed with him. If it doesn’t…
Rat meat is one of Dahbuh’s favorite forms well, more for his guests, then.
of meat. He’ll fry rats, he’ll grill them,
he’ll spit-roast them, usually when the Dahbuh thinks hunting wild game is
poor animals are still alive. Skinning and abnormal and repulsively elitist. Why
slathering them in onion sauce before hunt when you can go to a grocery store?
roasting them is one of his biggest Dahbuh’s Lovecraftian reaction to seeing
preferences. Making rat broth is nearly an dairy products being consumed is equally
obsession with Dahbuh; he chugs that shit amusing and unnerving to see; pupils
like it’s going out of style, and he makes a dilated and jaw slack, Dahbuh convulses
point of keeping a gallon jug of it ready at and gawks and whines. A deeply
home, sometimes mixed with a bit of palm humiliating incident during his childhood
wine for special occasions. He also likes made it clear that Dahbuh’s explosively
eating dog and pigeon, grilling dog steaks lactose intolerant, and he considers dairy
and frying squab for both himself and his products no different from a combination
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Dahbuh’s got quite the schedule on any strong points, but he much prefers spitting
given day. His political ambitions are out mafioso rap lyrics that have been
carefully balanced with his hip hop practiced. As it is, he mentors a few of his
productions, his random university classes, more promising friends and communicates
and his illegal activities. It’s a juggling act with more established rappers in a variety
that he’s managing quite well, thanks to of social media dramas.
his eight followers managing a few things
for him. Dahbuh’s elite street chain takes up a good
chunk of his private time. There’s a
The “State” that Dahbuh constantly refers wooden stand it hangs from when it’s not
to consists of Dahbuh and his eight around Dahbuh’s neck. A wide pillow sits
buddies. Dahbuh is first among equals, in front of the stand; Dahbuh kneels on
nearly as oblivious as his peers yet far that pillow when he prays to his ancestors
more willful than any of them combined. for assistance. He prays once every
The nine together form what they think is morning, with each session lasting
an actual sovereign state; in their heads anywhere from fifteen minutes to half an
the State of Dahbuh is an itinerant court of hour, as he pours through the stories of his
hardcore charioteer warrior-kings destined ancestors in his head. The stand is used to
for eternal glory. The reality is, the nine hold the elite street chain while Dahbuh
form a pathetic street gang that toddles cleans it. Cleaning it takes at least one
about the outskirts of town; when they’re hour, with the materials always nearby.
not getting their asses kicked by rival
gangs, they’re narrowly evading arrest. Dahbuh really enjoys racing his warwhip.
Their bonds are ironclad if a tad rusted by Dogcart drivers, sail wagon fanatics, kite
selfishness; the nine have known each buggy pros, anyone that rides fast and hard
other for thirteen years and counting — will be inevitably challenged to a race.
no one else wants them. The details of the race vary. If he’s going
against some brat, it'll just be a
Rapping is one of Dahbuh’s passions. He straightaway, with maybe a few obstacles
spends at least two hours in the recording to go around. If he thinks his opponent is
studio every day, engaging with his skilled, he might think up some conditions
cronies in producing hip hop. Sales are to deal with on an elaborate circuit that
quite good, much to his detractors’ swiftly draws a huge crowd — and
collective surprise; Dahbuh’s lyrical possibly the authorities.
compositions sound like pretty much
every other stale rapper out there, but his Some days, though, Dahbuh just likes to
ethnic background supplies him with a ride while blasting his music. He never
few unique twists that give him an edge. enters forests, however — the oily idiot
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under the boughs. Such trips are also sit and deliberate on many things for at
useful for clearing his head and learning least two hours, with Dahbuh settling
about changes to the local scenery. He things with a concrete finality the other
enjoys showing off to impressionable kids eight will never question. Every ninth-
and strangers ignorant of his ways. day meeting ends with Dahbuh
Dahbuh will brag about how his ancestors performing myomancy, followed by a list
rode gigantic versions of his warwhip into of decrees declared by Dahbuh. The
battle, scattering demonic hordes when myomancy involves a trio of rats set in an
they weren’t splattering them on impact. enclosure upon the table; Dahbuh
interprets their actions upon a trio of
Criminal activities are Dahbuh’s biggest exercise wheels attached to spinning paper
secret. The State sells euphoriants and reels, with the reels’ myriad symbols
stimulants (khat leaves have proven to be holding meanings only Dahbuh can
very popular), but they can easily find understand. The results of the myomancy
whatever a customer wants in 2 + d5 days. dictate what the State will do next to
Sometimes the louts will set up a gambling achieve their goals. The State is extremely
den, oftentimes in the strangest of superstitious and consider Dahbuh’s
secluded places. The illicit street races are interpretations to never be wrong,
what Dahbuh lives for, however. The considering any errors to be the result of
State always has their own vehicles demons interfering after the fact.
present, and up to twenty racers take part,
with betting and brawls the norm. No two The political spectacles are something else.
races are ever the same, which is why the Dahbuh’s desire for temporal power has
betting is so prolific — and profitable for only grown with time. While he uses his
Dahbuh. Naturally, the cops never catch rap music to endear himself to
Dahbuh’s State, as they always stay alert. impoverished groups and throws his
parties for those he suspects of possessing
In the end, all of the money Dahbuh’s political heft, Dahbuh knows that politics
crew accumulates through their illegal acts requires direct input as well as indirect
is brought before him once every nine influence. Being an overly simplistic sort,
days. From there, he doles it out Dahbuh prefers staging marches and
according to who did and didn’t fuck up. speeches to currying favor in the halls of
They refer to such events as “ninth-day power. Dahbuh and his State will ride
meetings”. Dahbuh and his eight about town, the nine of them wearing
fuckheads gather at his place. Dahbuh’s matching goggles and morion helmets
curule chair is made from ironwood and topped with yard-high plumes. Dahbuh
dogskin, and it always sits in front of a tiny leads his State on a big march around town
nonagon-shaped table, with eight folding (complete with all required paperwork to
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Once the march is completed, Dahbuh people that Dahbuh’s trying to curry
will give a big speech about whatever political favor with. Rarely one can hear
topic concerns him and what he would do the susurrus of a deal being made, but it’s
about it when he’s inevitably voted into nearly impossible to find the individuals
office. He'll also meet with people involved. The deals tend to be swift
afterward and answer their questions to (never longer than four cycles), with all
the best of his ability. More often than not involved parting ways quickly.
a brawl breaks out and Dahbuh flees the
scene in a mute panic. Bets are placed on damn near every kind
of party-time competition imaginable.
Oh yes, the parties. The parties. By the Dahbuh’s able to openly indulge in his
skin of his teeth Dahbuh manages to avoid love of over-the-top vehicle races, with
legal scrutiny with his house parties. bets placed on all the racers! At the
They’re so debauched, so wild that they’d parties, the racetrack almost always passes
make even that old god Dionysus blush. through the house, and Dahbuh always
Every party is thrown at Dahbuh’s house; ensures that the conditions to be met
word is sent out by his eight friends to during the race are exciting. Parts of the
those Dahbuh wants at his party. From floor are composed of black marble,
there, word spreads to a few other people. seemingly at random — regulars know the
Word gets sent out about three weeks black marble delineates the race track. No
before a party is set, that way people can more than four contestants race at the
take off from work if need be. Dahbuh same time, and specific windows are kept
does his best to greet everyone at the front open to allow a continuous gust, letting
door, but two of his cronies are always sail wagons race against tricycles, dogcarts
there to check people, regardless of their and even wilder vehicles. Betting is
leader’s presence. The other six roam the ferocious when it comes to the races,
property in pairs as security detail. The which has made them the main event for
house can best be described as an ancient most of Dahbuh’s parties. It’s a double-
roman domus redesigned by a brutalist edged sword, as there have been a few
architect, with a paranoid fascist’s heavy- scares when a drunken political scion took
handed input for good measure. a tumble while racing. Brawls usually
break out once a race is concluded; while
The people that show up run the full Dahbuh admires anyone that can beat him
spectrum of social classes and interests, in a race, three of his cronies are
and naturally they gather in particular infamously sore losers, with their vehicles
parts of the house. Dahbuh’s bedroom is decorated with tally marks denoting their
strictly off-limits, but the rest is open to wins. They also like to get shitfaced
partygoers. Drug deals go down in before racing, which makes their tempers
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Polite debates are enjoyed by the more Drinking games are the norm and
intelligent partygoers in the quieter parts generally precede the other festivities.
of the house, leaving the addicts, Besides the copious quantities of booze all
profligates and skanks all confused and over the place, Dahbuh makes sure that
bored. However, Dahbuh listens intently; there are snacks in the kitchen, dining
he’s learned that the debaters are not only room and living room — in game terms,
people he wants to court for his ambitions, about 8 Size Points all together. There’s
but also fonts of useful knowledge. also lots of meat usually being grilled out
on the deck (6 Size Points typically),
It’s usually after a debate that Dahbuh tries though Dahbuh’s learned not to serve rat
his hand at impressing them, hoping to or dog meat, after the “Sandi Incident”.
earn their favor. Sure, Dahbuh takes a cut
of all the hard currency being made, but Dahbuh constantly roams the party,
he’s really throwing parties for the social checking in on his guests and hitting on
currency. Political allies are his first goal, every girl he sees, or “bitches”, as he calls
women the second, money the third. He them. Fat, bony, tall, short, long hair,
puts in actual effort trying to learn how short hair, he doesn’t care — Dahbuh has
certain partygoers act and react, their likes no preferences beyond wanting a “bitch”
and dislikes — he tries to tailor his that shows some skin and responds to his
approach for each person that he suspects advances in any manner. If a BBW has a
could get him ahead in the political arena. Size Total that’s less than 2, Dahbuh will
So far, Dahbuh’s made only a tiny bit of home in on her at a party. If she has 2 to 5
progress due to his complete disregard for Size Points, he’ll make fun of her to his
personal space and seeming inability to buddies for three cycles, but he’ll still hit
grasp the concept of personal standards, on her. A BBW with a Size Total of at
but he’s nothing if not stubborn. least 6 will stun Dahbuh for a full cycle,
after which he whispers in shock to his
At the other end of the spectrum are the cronies for four cycles before approaching
rap battles; they’re raucous and produce a her. His attempts at complimenting a girl
wealth of drama on par with pro are usually insulting and his pickup lines
wrestling. Dahbuh’s won more than a few are too heavy on obscure street slang to
such battles by dint of his flow, proving to understand. Dahbuh lusts after every girl
everyone that he’s not some pretender. in existence; if he’s rejected, he’ll just go
Sometimes a rivalry grows so intense, after a girl with the exact opposite build of
however, that two rappers end up going whoever rejected him. He’s painfully
against each other in repeated showdown learned not to start screeching at the
events that catches the entire party’s “ig’nant bih’chahs”, as that’s cost him some
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Dahbuh and his State have no idea that when the BBW Power was used, the
BBW Powers exist. If it seems meeting will go as Dahbuh intends. If he
supernatural in any way, shape or form, was the only one that witnessed the Power
Dahbuh files it under the category of being used, he’ll have to convince his
“witchcraft”. Why? Because he’s a cronies. Their doubts certainly wouldn’t
fucking idiot. Dahbuh thinks a lot of be helped by his intense religious fervor;
things are witchcraft. Pyramids, magnets, Dahbuh would become fearless in combat
giraffes — his mental catalogue of against BBWs — but only BBWs, as male
witchcraft grows every day. and nonhuman adversaries would still
elicit his usual combat responses.
Dahbuh’s religious faith explains witches
as always being women, bloated with evil Dahbuh and his State are all fucktards, so
energy that they used to ruin society. any attempts they made at fighting “witch
Swollen with evil energy, witches squeeze bitches” would most likely backfire on
that energy out in the form of demons to them. Dealing drugs and handling street
do their bidding. Dahbuh assumes witches races is one thing, but BBW Powers are
are women that stopped obeying men and something else entirely. Even though they
ran away to live in a forest. The evil believe themselves to be an army,
energy that makes up demons comes from Dahbuh’s State lacks all of the things that
men not being masculine and women make a military effective — Dahbuh
being disobedient. Demons can be scared typically has to repeatedly screech over
away by loud music, the smell of cooking the plaintive protests of his eight friends,
dog meat and the presence of holy relics. as they lack focus and never listen to
anyone. Even with the facts in their faces
If he ever witnessed an obviously they’ll still go on baseless assumptions and
supernatural BBW Power being used, rush in headlong without preparation.
Dahbuh would lose his fucking mind. His
pupils would dilate to their maximum Dahbuh’s incapable of gaining any kind of
width. His whole body would convulse. Powers. Fate would readily conspire
He’d just gawk and convulse for a few against him, with any possible attempt at
minutes before doing everything in his gaining Powers guaranteed to fail in such a
power to escape back home in mute terror. way as to leave him humiliated and
He’d vanish from the world for 2 + d5 days infuriated. He’s loathe to rely on such
and nights — no ninth-day meeting, no things anyway, convinced that witches are
political spectacle, no parties, nothing! As women and therefore automatically
soon as he recovered, Dahbuh would call inferior to men in combat regardless. If
for a ninth-day meeting, where he’d make the GM wants to make Dahbuh more of
it clear to his State what the situation was. the threat for the sake of a more combat-
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oriented game, Dahbuh’s elite street protect him from mundane things that he
necklace contains the answer. thinks are the product of witchcraft, such
as guns, lightning and powerful magnets.
The elite street chain hasn’t been stolen
partly because of the fact that would-be As far as antagonists go, Dahbuh’s more of
rivals find the ampoules deeply unsettling, a midboss or stepping stone. His
and partly because of the supernatural numerous flaws are crippling enough, but
force it’s imbued with. Dahbuh doesn’t his refusal to improve himself only makes
realize it, but the relics combined with his things worse. It's easy to imagine him as
honest faith have made the necklace a being a pawn in a more nefarious
decent defense against all Powers. While antagonist’s game, a useful idiot. If
Dahbuh’s cronies lack such a defense, Dahbuh ever discovered his status in such
Dahbuh’s almost always prepared and an affair he would flip his shit. A BBW
doesn’t even realize it. antagonist wouldn’t really have the easiest
time manipulating Dahbuh, as his view of
For each PC in the game, the elite street gender roles would require some very
chain possesses 9 HP. Those HP only careful wordplay. By himself, Dahbuh’s a
protect Dahbuh from Powers. If damaging wild card, given his irrational nature and
Powers manage to hit Dahbuh, the numerous contacts. Regardless of what
necklace’s supernatural HP are lost the story entails, Dahbuh’s always
instead, leaving Dahbuh unharmed, smalltime, a repugnant wannabe.
though the side-effects of those Powers
may still affect him, such as strong winds As an ally and possibly friend, Dahbuh
and localized quakes. Nondamaging brings a fair bit to the table… if the PCs
Powers still force Dahbuh to roll against can stomach his horrible personality. For
them as required, with success seeing the physical efforts such as brawls or plain
necklace recover 1 HP and failure seeing it labor, Dahbuh’s only strength is numbers,
lose d4 HP instead, with Dahbuh thanks to his friends, as they suck at pretty
remaining otherwise unaffected by the much everything. Transporting things
Power. Once all of its HP are lost, the secretly is one of the strong points of
elite street necklace heals Dahbuh for 1 + Dahbuh’s State, as they all have vehicles.
2d4 HP before becoming useless. The elite His knack for social efforts is his strongest
street chain recovers all of its HP when point — setting up an entertainment
Dahbuh spends a total of seven hours venue, setting up a meeting, acquiring
praying before it and cleaning it. Dahbuh contact info for someone, Dahbuh can do
will never fully comprehend the elite quite a bit. For all of his irrational idiocy,
street chain’s supernatural properties, Dahbuh can follow through easily on
which will inevitably lead him to illicit deals and social efforts, so long as he
overestimate its capabilities. It will not can be convinced of a benefit to him.

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 Now, onto…
The End!

I know, it’s sad. Ending this? Really? All that can be done now is bang out some character
ideas and a character sheet. After that, it’s up to the Girth Master and the Players to begin
their own story. Think of this as the prologue to your story!

Overgrown Ivy, by Woot

Next up is one more picture, then the character sheet, and then a handy volume unit chart. I
hope you’ve enjoyed reading all of this!

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Jackie, by Woot

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 Character Sheet

Player Name:

Character Name:

Age:

Height:

Hair Color:

Eye Color:

Skin Color:

Attributes Points Traits (Mark one with an (S) to make it a Specialty and another with
a (T) to make it Talented)
Dexterity
Empathy
Intellect
Physique
Regions (Mark one as Preferred Region) Size Points
Legs and Butt
Belly and Sides
Chest and Arms
Size Total

HP:

Speed:

Tools:

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Appearance:

Background:

Powers (and Modifications):

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