MANGKUKULAM SCRIPT HUMA
STORYLINE:….
INT. JUST COME OUT OF THE DOOR/HIDING (CONFIDENT)
WELL, WELL, WELL. I AM BACK PAGANS!
I AM OBSESSED THAT ALL OF YOU ARE WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW.
(hmmmmp! hmmmp! hmmmmp!)
LET’S WAIT UNTIL THE MOON ARISES SO I WILL SHOW YOU MY GREATEST
SECRET. SHHHHHH! (*LAUGHING*) KEEP ALL YOUR MOUTHS SHUT! (*ANGRY*)
CENT. WALKING INFORNT OF THE AUDIENCE(AGRESSIVE)
WELL UHM….I’LL START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF… I AM A WITCH, I TRICK
PEOPLE, I HATE PEOPLE, AND I WANT ALL OF THEM DEAD!
BUT I HAVE THIS PERSON WHOM I REALLY REALLY LIKE AND I THINK I
DESERVED TO BE LOVED ALSO. AWWWWWW WHAT A DRAMA! I AM HOPING THAT MY
CRAFT WILL BE A SUCCESS! IF NOT THEN, HMMMM HMMMMM ALL OF YOU PEOPLE
WILL HAVE A NIGHTMARE! (*POINTING AT THE AUDIENCE*) THE GREATEST-
GREATEST NIGHTMARE EVER! THEN ALL OF YOU WILL BEG ME TO STOPPP! WAIT
UNTIL THE DOOM! YOU’LL SEE A MAGIC SOON! (*LAUGHING*)
LET’S GET TO THE POINT! NO MORE QUESTIONS! WE WILL START THIS
RITUAL!!!! FIRST THING IN THE PROCESS, PICK A PICTURE OF YOUR CHOICE,
THEN MY LOVELY DOLLY DOLLY, MY CANDLE, AND DON’T FORGET ABOUT MY
MAGICAL BRILLANT SPENDID MAGIC POTION, THIS CAME FROM THE WOODS AND
THE TALE OF THE SO CALLED “BAKUNAWA” (*LAUGHING WHILE SMELLING THE
POTION*) FANTASTIC RIGHT??
LET’S START THIS RITUAL!! (*EXCITED*)
(*SMELLS THE POTION CHANTING*)
TRATRATRATRATRALALALAALALALALALAL
(*LATIN WORDS*)
EXT. A FEW DAYS PASSED AND I THINK I CAN ALREADY SENSE THAT HEE WILL
LOVE ME BACK! (*INHALING*) (*SMELLING*) (*SNIFFING*) WHAT’S THIS
SMELL? HUH??? (*FINGERS START TO TURN IN PURPLE*) WHATS HAPPENING??
(*STARTS TO CRY*) NO! NO! THIS CAN’T BE! HE-LP! HEE-! HELP! NO! NO!
(*STARTS TO TURN UGLY AND OLD*)
