USM112
USM112
Issue 112
Stuart -
I write full script. But see it as a guide. You take us where we need to
go any way you see fit. If you agree with my choices, fine. If not, you
do what you got to do.
After the art is in I always re-script or polish and make sure its all
smooth.
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Page 2-
Its a big police car chase right in the city, right in broad daylight. A
beat up black hummer with a sun roof is careening down the street
right for us.
Behind them three cop cars, sirens a blazing are tearing right after
them.
The driver of the beat up black hummer is sweaty wide eyed panicked.
He is driving like a maniac and shitting in his pants.
The SHOCKER is poking his torso out of the sunroof and blasting away.
This is the Shocker. In costume. Any costume will do. He's a running
gag of completely terrible supervillian cliches and abilities.
Check past appearances. His costume and weapons get more and
more outrageous and more and more about trying to mask his
complete inability to get away with anything.
Shocker's vibro units are heated up and launching back at the coming
cops cars.
People on the street are jumping out of the way. Cars serving off the
street and onto the sidewalk to get out of their way.
Spx: weeeeooooowwwwweeeeeooooowwweeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo
THE SHOCKER
Drive faster please!!
DRIVER
You know what?
So to hell, shocker!!
2- From behind the cop cars looking wide in perspective, tilted panel
accentuating the chaos and speed.
In the distance the Shocker has turned his vibro shock units on full
blast at the cop cars.
He hits one on the hood of the car and sends it skidding into a mail
trucks. The others dodge and weave.
People jumping out of the way, cars serving off the street and onto the
sidewalk to get out of their way.
Spx: weeeeooooowwwwweeeeeooooowwweeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo
Spx: vzzaatttt
Spx: vzzaatttt
DRIVER
You promised me this wouldn't happen!!
THE SHOCKER
Hey, I got us this far, didn't I?
Spx: boom
3- Small insert panel. The Shocker, hair blowing in the wind, holds out
his vibrating hands and is really excited that he actually did something.
THE SHOCKER
Hey, I got one!!
I got one!!
SPIDER-MAN
I got one too!
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SPIDER-MAN
Awww, but mine's a big tool!
Spx: spok
THE SHOCKER
Agh!!
The driver in the car scream and panics and is losing control of the car.
Looking up to the roof. He knows something bad happened but has no
idea what.
DRIVER
Holy-!!
The vibro shock unit hits the ground and goes off by itself.
Spx: clang
Spx: vzzaatttt
4- The shock unit's blast hits the second cop cars tire. It explodes.
Spx: boom
5- Spidey is swinging up over the chase and looks down and around to
see the boo boo...
SPIDER-MAN
Uh oh...
Page 4- 5
1- From behind the third cop car, looking wide. The second cop car
slams into a row of parked and moving cars. It crashes hard.
POLICE
Holy-
2- The third cop car, slides to its side in an attempt to brake before it
hits the pile up of cars right in front of it but it doesn't work.
Spx: screeeeeee
Spx: crash
3- The third cop car flips up and launches right into the air.
Spx: foom
4- high looking down at bystanders who are diving over each other to
escape the doom of the cop car that is about to land on top of them.
WOMAN
Oh my aaaiiee!!!
5- Low looking up, from behind the young woman and the stroller,
everyone who was diving out of the way freezes to look up at what
didn't happen.
The car did not fall on them, a blanket of webbing holds the car in
place, in mid air.
The cops in the car are ok. They are crawling out the other side. He
saved them.
SPIDER-MAN
Sorry!!
The Shocker's car with the Shocker unconscious sticking out of the
roof, is driving fast in the other direction. He is blocks away already.
Spx; screeee
DRIVER
Oh man, oh man!!!
The driver is super panicked and sweating and gritting his teeth,
almost crying.
DRIVER
Should have killed the 'Shocker' and
taken the costume and did this my-
8- Over The driver's head and shoulders looking out the windshield...
A young woman in a costume, who we will reveal to be kitty Pryde,
purposefully walks right into traffic with her hands on her hips and with
a scowl. She positions herself to be right in his way.
Kitty has a new costume we have never seen before. Who is it? She
looks confident? Like she can handle anything.
10- Wide on the driver's eyes. He is going to kill this young girl.
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Wide, profile of the street, the car goes right through her, kitty is
phasing right through the car.
The driver is just screaming like its a horror movie. He is sure he just
committed vehicular manslaughter.
Spx: varrroooommm
DRIVER
Aaahhhh!!!
2- Kitty, foreground left, standing in the street turns to see the car a
hundred feet away, a half block away, stop on a dime. The engine just
stops working.
Spx: cachunk
Spx: fump
Kitty just stretches like its no big deal as Spidey swings down and lands
right behind her. Stunned bystanders from all directions are just
getting their bearings.
Cops from the accident are running towards them a couple blocks
back.
SPIDER-MAN
Kitty??
KITTY PRYDE
Hey...
SPIDER-MAN
Nice.
KITTY PRYDE
Thanks.
SPIDER-MAN
What did you do just there?
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1- Spidey and kitty, standing in the middle of the street, can't even
look at each other.
People are watching them but no one can hear because no one is
getting too close. People are taking pictures with their phones.
KITTY PRYDE
Oh, you know, my mutant phasing power
knocks out machinery and computer
stuff.
SPIDER-MAN
Oh yeah...
KITTY PRYDE
(Some Computer stuff.)
SPIDER-MAN
And you were just in the neighborhood?
KITTY PRYDE
My mom works right over there. I was
dropping off a- doesn't matter.
SPIDER-MAN
New costume?
KITTY PRYDE
Yeah.
SPIDER-MAN
Thanks for the team up.
KITTY PRYDE
I wasn't teaming up.
SPIDER-MAN
Well, its nice that you're doing superhero
stuff again.
KITTY PRYDE
What else am I going to do?
SPIDER-MAN
You're still mad at me?
KITTY PRYDE
Jeez!!
SPIDER-MAN
You seem mad.
KITTY PRYDE
I'm not having this conversation here.
SPIDER-MAN
I was just-
KITTY PRYDE
Don't!
4- Spidey has an arm up. He's about to shoot webs to the sky. Kitty has
her arms folded in protest. The cops are almost on them. And one has
his gun out.
The bystanders are getting closer. The circle is closing.
COP
Hey!
SPIDER-MAN
Ok, the cops are here, we got to go.
KITTY PRYDE
So go.
SPIDER-MAN
You, uh, want a lift back to school?
KITTY PRYDE
I'll get back myself.
SPIDER-MAN
You sure?
KITTY PRYDE
Please.
6- Kitty watches him. Hurt and angry. The cops are talking to her but
she isn't paying them any attention.
Page 8- 9
This is a dream sequence so you can go ape shit crazy with it.
Demogoblin has gone insane. Its MJ as her demon goblin self from the
clone sage. She is morphing and growing and twisting into the most
horrible version of herself you can imagine.
She is in pain and howling to the sky. Huge. Massive. Tetsuo at the end
of Akira.
She has smashed down on the Invisible Girl's force field- hitting it so
hard she's actually cracking it.
And with the other hand she is waving around the limp flaming figure
of the Human Torch. Holding him by the crushed head.
All around her are dead bodies of technicians. Doctor Storm and Reed
Richards and her mother are dead at her feet.
What was one a gorgeous state of the art laboratory has been
completely demolished by what must have been the most horrible
freak out of all time.
One Baxter Building wall is smashed out and giving way to show the
glory of New York city. There are fighter planes ready to shoot down
Demogoblin like King Kong.
SPIDER-MAN
MJ!!
Please, please...
DEMOGOBLIN
Youaaarrgghh!!
SPIDER-MAN
Please...!!!
VOICE
Ms. Watson!!??
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MJ, normal, fine, cute, a little sweaty, sitting in her seat in school,
lunges awake from this horrible nightmare.
VOICE
Ms. Watson!!??
MJ
Yuh!!
The class in full of our usual gang. Kong is leering at Liz who is fast
asleep behind Flash.
Mary Jane is there, Peter is not. A couple of girls are passing notes.
Mj is trying to catch her breath. Its taking her a minute to realize where
she is and that she is ok. Izzy and marc are two other students.
Multi culti the class up. We've gotten some heat, and rightly so, for the
'whiteness' of this queen's school.
The teacher is at her wit's end. There is a giant box next to her desk.
TEACHER
Miss Watson, sleep at home.
As I was saying...
TEACHER
This project is not like any other you've
ever had to do but its a big part of your
grade-
4- Peter walks into class in a hurry. He knows he's late and in trouble
but he has to go in. He freezes at the door because his teacher is
giving him the death stare.
TEACHER
So pay very close- mister Parker!!
TEACHER
Mister Parker, class started fifteen
minutes ago!
PETER PARKER
I was in the bathroom.
TEACHER
Fifteen minutes ago!!
PETER PARKER
I was feeling-
TEACHER
Sit down.
5- Same but kitty walks in and bumps into peter's back, which makes
them look like they came in together. Like they were off together.
Also, there is some humor in her not phasing and his spider sense not
going off.
PETER PARKER
Oof!
KITTY PRYDE
Oh, sorry!
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1- Mid wide of the room. The class goes into a fit of laughter. And
whoooo.
MJ winces at the sight and the catcalls from her class. They are just
making any ruckus they can. No one really cares buy MJ.
CLASS
Oooohhh!!!!
KONG
Oooohh!!
FLASH
Look who's coming into class together!!
IZZY
(singing)
Loooove, exciting and new!!
CLASS
Oooohhh!!!!
2- The teacher barks at the class and slams a big book down on her
desk.
TEACHER
Stop it!!!
Spx; wham
TEACHER
Miss Pryde, you're new here.
KITTY PRYDE
Yes, ma'am.
TEACHER
So sit.
4- Peter sits down across from MJ who is giving him a stunned and
really angry confused look. She is really stunned.
Peter gestures for her to calm down. Kitty is behind them and sees the
entire thing. She is mortified.
Kong is a little in love with her. People are passing notes and
whispering about her furiously. She is the mutant in school. Everything
she does is gossip news.
TEACHER
As I was saying: This is and will be a big
part of your grade for the semester.
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1- The teacher is holding up a baby doll. A little different from the one
you buy in the store. Its weighted with sand its weighs eight pounds.
This is a real thing they do in some high schools. Assign them children.
Look it up on line to see what it looks like.
http://www.solutions-site.org/kids/stories/KScat3_sol72.htm
She has a huge box of them and a big box of journals to hand out.
TEACHER
You will be split into pairs, into couples,
and you will be caring for this baby.
You will make a comprehensive log of
your actions for the next three weeks.
2- The class is not happy. People are rolling their eyes. Especially the
boys. Peter winces. He doesn't want any part of this.
This doesn't work for his life at all. MJ is still thinking about kitty and
peter and why they came in together.
TEACHER
You can take turns or you can do it
together but this baby is your baby.
3- The teacher is handing out babies. Not everyone gets one. Peter is
getting his as she reads off her prepared couples list.
TEACHER
Do not lose this baby. Do not damage
this baby.
KONG
But we're both dudes.
4- MJ is staring at the baby doll on her desk like its dead animal.
TEACHER
If you say so.
MJ and brad.
5- MJ and peter spin around to try to stop the teacher from going down
this road but...
MJ
Um.
TEACHER
Peter and kitty.
PETER PARKER
Um!
TEACHER
Oh, I'm sorry, Does anyone have any
problems or concerns with their assigned
partners?
6- Wide of the class. Everyone has their hands up. Everyone looks
panicked and destroyed.
7- The teacher drops the last baby into the box and doesn't even look
at her terrified students. She's enjoying their misery.
TEACHER
Then know this: I do not care.
Kitty is staring at the back of Peter's head in horror. The hits just keep
on coming.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Captain Danvers.
CAROL DANVERS
At ease.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Well, we need to move some of the
'visitors' we have down here.
CAROL DANVERS
How many?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Um, all of them.
CAROL DANVERS
All of who?
3- Same but Carol and the battalion are closer. The welder stops
welding and gets out of their way.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Ma'am. The structure of the building is
not sound.
CAROL DANVERS
Oh man!
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
We need to make some sort of schedule
and see if the ultimates will be available
for detail.
4- Same but carol and the battalion are at the door on the foreground
right.
A series of locks and car keys are being used to unlock it. Five of the
men have their guns aimed and ready.
CAROL DANVERS
Is this him?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
This is.
CAROL DANVERS
I've never met him.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
He wants to talk to Nick Fury.
CAROL DANVERS
Well Nick Fury isn't here.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Yeah, uh, we know...
CAROL DANVERS
Do I have to talk to him?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Fury ain't here, ma'am.
CAROL DANVERS
Could you put on an eyepatch and
pretend to be Fury and you talk to him?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
I think he'd see through that...
CAROL DANVERS
Yeah.
6- Same but tighter on carol she exhales and builds her strength.
CAROL DANVERS
Alright, open it up.
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He has two books and a desk and a bed and a toilet. And none of it is
particularly fetching. He is n a plain orange jumpsuit.
There are camera and monitors in constant surveillance and out of his
reach and unbreakable.
CAROL DANVERS
Norman osborn.
NORMAN OSBORN
Who are you?
CAROL DANVERS
I'm captain Carol Danvers.
NORMAN OSBORN
I want to talk to Fury.
CAROL DANVERS
Fury's not here. What can I do for you?
NORMAN OSBORN
Where is he?
3- Carol exhales as well. Not in the mood for him or any of this.
CAROL DANVERS
Not here.
NORMAN OSBORN
I need to talk to him.
5- Same as 3.
CAROL DANVERS
What can I do or you, Osborn?
NORMAN OSBORN
I'm ready to make my deal.
CAROL DANVERS
Oh great!!
1- Norman stands up straight like he taking this abuse on the chin. Like
he's brave for saying this out loud.
NORMAN OSBORN
Fury offered me a deal.
CAROL DANVERS
Scientific cooperation?
NORMAN OSBORN
My acumen, my formulas.
By brain.
He wants my brain.
4- Same as 2.
CAROL DANVERS
In return for favors?
NORMAN OSBORN
I want to see my son.
CAROL DANVERS
Harry.
NORMAN OSBORN
Where is he?
Is he in this place?
Where am I exactly?
8- Carol eyeballs him. Looking for the tell. To see if this is on he level.
CAROL DANVERS
That's confidential.
NORMAN OSBORN
I'm- I'm willing to play ball.
10- Over Norman's shoulder, the view of a distorted Carol and the guns
pointed at him.
CAROL DANVERS
Uh huh.
NORMAN OSBORN
Just get me Fury, you cow.
12- Carol takes the insult and lets him have it with the cold truth.
CAROL DANVERS
You might have missed this part of the
conversation but...
13- Norman points to the ground as if the line in the sand is right there.
NORMAN OSBORN
But I'm willing to make the deal.
CAROL DANVERS
Well.
15- Norman steps up, held tilted down, his eyes locked right on us.
Simmering with hate. He is not a man that takes this kind of abuse.
NORMAN OSBORN
Woman!!
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1- Carol, at the door that about to close, she turns back. She'll take
whatever he has...
CAROL DANVERS
Yeah?
3- Carol mocks him. Pretending to be scared with little jazz hands. She
could truly give a shit.
CAROL DANVERS
Woooo!!
Spx: cloom
5- Wide of the cell. The energy field stays. Norman abstracted by the
shape of it. What is he thinking or planning?
Carol turns to her men and exhales. That did creep her out.
CAROL DANVERS
You still medicating him?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Yes, ma'am.
CAROL DANVERS
Up the dose.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Yes, ma'am.
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Over Peter's shoulder, MJ is staring at her fake baby in shock and awe.
The hall is crowded. Its between classes. Everyone is going about their
day and not paying MJ or Peter any mind. Everyone has their own
drama.
MJ
This is a nightmare.
PETER PARKER
How am I supposed to carry a baby
around all day?
MJ
Why don't you give it to your lunchtime
girlfriend??
PETER PARKER
What??
MJ
This sucks!
PETER PARKER
I didn't do this.
MJ
Argh!!
PETER PARKER
It sounds a little like you're blaming me.
MJ
That's because you always feel guilty
about something.
4- Kitty, holding her books and her baby, turns the corner and just so
happens to find herself right in front of them. This is all kinds of
awkward.
KITTY PRYDE
Uh, hi.
MJ
Completely!
KITTY PRYDE
So, uh, I'll take the baby.
5- MJ rolls her eyes. This is all going to hell and she's looking like the
bad guy. Peter is wincing. He has no idea what to do.
MJ
No, no. You do it together.
KITTY PRYDE
Its ok.
MJ
The amount of work it will take you to
make it look like it was both of you who
did the project together...
6- Peter takes the baby from her, but MJ grabs the baby from him and
whispers angrily.
PETER PARKER
No, we'll figure out a way to just-
MJ
(whisper)
You fought the kingpin, and you- you
fought evil mutants...
Flash, in pure 'Flashness,' dips his head in and tickles the chin of the
baby doll.
KITTY PRYDE
Really?
MJ
I trust you. Well, I trust him.
FLASH
So, hey, is yours like a half mutant baby?
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1- Peter, MJ, and kitty stare at him in disgust. Really no one in ear shot
laughs but flash. They just look at him for breaking the racist taboo.
FLASH
Half mutant, half spasmo... a
spasmutant!!
MJ
Oh man...
2- To Flash's and everyone's surprise, Kong hits Flash in the back of the
head. Hard.
KONG
Hey!!
Spx: smack
FLASH
Agh!
3- From behind kitty, Kong grabs flash's hair and with a rage that's
been building for ten years of flash's shit.
Kong likes kitty and he just loses it without even knowing he's doing it.
KONG
Dude, apologize!
FLASH
What?
KONG
Say your sorry!!
4- Peter, MJ, and kitty are all wide eyed stunned to see this unusual
display. Kong isn't letting up, not in a mean way, a forceful, almost
heroic way.
FLASH
Ok!!!
Ok!!
KONG
That's not sorry!!
5- Flash shrugs off Kong, stunned to have his doughy lifelong sidekick
stand up for her like this.
FLASH
I'm sorry,
KONG
Just sick of your racist $%^#, man!!
6- Kong turns to kitty and tries to catch his breath. He seems like a
new man around her. Flash is pushing his way out of the hall.
FLASH
Have another cookie!
KONG
Are you ok?
KITTY PRYDE
Yeah, yeah... that was nice.
KONG
I'm- uh-
7- Kong stares, he can't think of his name. He's a complete blank. He's
lost in her.
9- Same as 7, Kong is lost and he can't get it back. He went from hero
right back to chubby dork in two seconds flat.
10- Kitty doesn't get what is happening until MJ, trying not to laugh,
steps in and introduces them. A budding romance?
MJ
This is Kenny. Kenny is our pal.
KITTY PRYDE
Oh.
MJ
He was in a movie.
11- Kitty smiles at him. Someone being nice. Maybe some romance?
KITTY PRYDE
Oh yeah?
KONG
It was just one line.
KITTY PRYDE
Still.
That's cool.
12- Peter and MJ look at each other eyes wide as kitty and Kong walk
each other away from us and down the hallway.
KONG
Well, nothing like you. I mean you're in
the x-men.
KITTY PRYDE
Was. I've been banished here.
KONG
Here ain't so- no wait. It is bad.
KITTY PRYDE
Ha.
So What movie?
PETER PARKER
Well, look at that.
He just stole the mother of my child.
Kidding.
MJ
You're funnier with your mask on.
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The Ultimates high tech world. But the Ultimates are no longer calling
this home.
A few agents manning their control stations with very sleek high tech
ear pieces and consoles.
Out the huge slanted windows we can see manhattan in the distance.
CAROL DANVERS
Magneto?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Check.
CAROL DANVERS
Electro guy?
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Check,
CAROL DANVERS
Otto Octavious??!!
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Check.
CAROL DANVERS
Oh man...
Harry Osborn.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
We keep him elsewhere,
CAROL DANVERS
Oh, him you keep elsewhere.
This is insane!
2- Carol can't believe the mess that has been dropped in her lap. The
agents don't like her that much and are taking this critique personally.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Ma'am. I understand its a logistical
nightmare.
CAROL DANVERS
Its logistical impossibility.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
Ma'am. We leak a sleeping agent into
their ventilation system. They don't wake
up for over 48 hours.
3- Carol exhales and tries to think of the powderkeg they are sitting on.
CAROL DANVERS
But meanwhile. All these maniacs in our
basement.
S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT
We've had no problems with the-
CAROL DANVERS
What now?
Its dark.
CAROL DANVERS
As in someone turned off the lights?
CAROL DANVERS
Who's down there??
CAROL DANVERS
Maybe its just a-
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A different wide shot of the amazing Triskelion- the gleaming high tech
home of the Ultimates.
Still under massive construction since the events of the ultimates 13.
There is scaffolding and workers and no sign of any superheroes. The
ultimates do not live here anymore.
But the left side of the entire building, from the ground floor up, erupts
in a huge explosion. A fireball that launches into the sky.
Its coming from the basement up. Its big. Its crazy.
Boom.
To be continued...