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Message 2 of 39,439
Light without heat
Blouse wearing poodle walken'
Superconducting quantum interference detectors
Unnamed Generic Celestial Entity
And now for something completely different
The Lyzine contingency
Hell, Maryland (population 1)
The pan-galactic trans-dimensional time-space continuum
Suicide Devolution and Remote Planes
Right between the epicanthic folds
Entropy and probability
The Journal of the Whills
Gravitational deflection
Superlistic Devil Blasting
Mentep Scripture of the Star-Born Liberation
Tommy Mnemonic
State of the world address
Stainless steel pets
Assiduity systems down
Fear of a Black Hat
The new world order
The Semiconsish Liberation Army
Vulture Warriors of Dimension X
MC Double Def Disc Protector
Bustopher Gropius Abelard
The Speed of Dark
The Book of Enoch in the Apocrypha
Yellow Black Box Blues
Quantum theory and the end of causality
Ketchup is a Vegetable
Attack of the Killer Balloon Doggies
Pondering the Tesla Coil
The forgotten art of high velocity ferret juggling
Fatal but not serious
Save the whales and win interesting prizes
Freaking the Mundanes
Robot Sea Monsters
Conservation principles and symmetries
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post-MKULTRA creepazoid zeitgeist
Copernican Astronomy
omni-present super-galictic existentialism
Do vampire bats have friends?
Liquiris Soda
Jizmulglaben
Last Chance To See
The great supercolossal unbelievable top-notch zany outrageous Message
Non-fiction Pulp
Skull Enlargement Surgery
The Fine Art Of Friendship
Oscillator amplitudes
Home is where you keep your hat
Orbital Mind Control Lazers
Pella Katta Genetic Industrials Variant Mammalian Division
Alikazam
Xenogenocide
Lucky pair of underware
go to Helen Hunt for it
The more you categorize, the more you limit yourself.
Roof hockey
Do NOT read
Tax the intellectually impaired (lotto)
My Life In The Thrill Kill Cult
Gretchen Goes To Nebraska
Video Boozer
Newtonian Mechanics and causality
Gamorrean Guards Mercenary Services
The Royal Caste Inner Sanctum
Generation Fuck MTV
The Ecostatic Techosphere Alliance
Wait . Worry . Who Cares?
Threat Level Preset 6 Inches
Three Legged Moss Covered Family Credenza
Ockham's Razor
Subliminal Posthypnotic Suggestion
Mixed-Media Fully Funcational Motor Controlled Flying Will-Powered Physical Units
7,405,926
Panel Controlled Electronic Metallic Cyberfly-Paper
Severe Egodistonic Obsessive-compulsive Disorder
Deep Hypnosuggestibility with Olfactory and Visual Stimulation
Digital Particle Displacement Velocimetry Display
Sensory Deprivation Tests
The Pemphigus Scooter Club Gang
She-bang Rod Bruiser
Smashing Alice's Stone Pearls with Garden Tools
The Sexical Big Band Free Love All-star Party Tour
Rats Don't Puke
Translated from Phontonic Impulses
Linguafoeda Acheronsis
The point of singularity
The Event Horizon
Cancerous Metastasis
Digital Particle Displacement Velocimetry Displays
Ancient Skull Removal Techniques
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Shelter
Conjoined Twin Myslexia
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
A Classic Tail of Demon Fetus Harvesting
Clatto Verata Nicto
Skunk Odor Shampoo
[Backwards stuff]
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Antidepressants
Gay Nazi Hookers Abducted by Aliens and Forced into Weight Loss Programs
Psychotropic Hayride
The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields
The Mathematics of Wanton Burrito Meals
[subject omitted for security purposes]
Why don't hedgehogs wear underpants?
I Got More Crickets Than Friends
The Speed Of Dark
Tree Seeking Concussion Devices
Barabra the Dyslexic Alpaca
Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics
subject deleted for security purposes
Dogs that eat kittie poo
The end is near
Specamonium
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Space Age Hip-Hop Super Hero
Chaos Preservation
the science of unravelling the tangled skeins of the unconscious mind
listen up and REVOLT!
Baby Your a Rock Star Now
SR Blink Sum Eve
random word+random number
extreme sleep deprivation
A Schizophrenic Critique of Pure Reason
What hath God wrought?
Have you tackled Stalagmightacus yet?
reduced to an anguish of meaningless laments
Terror that is very refined
Extremophiles
a new level of pandemonium
The Jade Screen Hotel
Hypothetical Reality
Probable Cause
Subzero Tolerance
Tom's Axiom of General Party Mayhem
Case of Lawyers vs. Justice
Euphoric Bliss Divine
The Domestication of Humans
Prelude to a New Dream
and death shall have no dominion
endless forms most beautiful
My deep blue shadow
Total mental awareness and tranquility
The Deep, Dark, Recesses of the Mind
Non-Hertzian Waves
the fun in my head
the longer now
quasi-experimental content analysis and various forms of qualitative inquiry
An Eye Is Upon You
I'm an electronic signal
a melancholy psalm tune among the tranquil solitudes
war, civil strife, hunger, and death
the moment known to science as t=0
Breaking with the wheel
a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
Decorated in Flames
Two Separate Everywheres
The Middle Toe of the Right Foot
it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul
and I'm a black rainbow
On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies
Codex Atlanticus
Supreme Shock Sensation
Where heavenly-pensive Contemplation dwells
And ever-musing Melancholy reigns
Loyal Subjects of our dread Sovereign Lord
Don't you know I am the Megatronic
All This I Am
The Annual Lizard Parade
Vestibule of the Indifferent
shuffling of this mortal coil
The Harmonious Human Multitude
It's everything I wish I didn't know
the Osiris Sneferu
Ralph 124C41+
Memetic False Consciousness
Gravity Stressing Energy Propulsion Systems
Welcome to the Desert of the Real
everything is information
nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror
Senescence in Retrograde
Human + Time = Death
euphoric bliss divine
A Healthy Disregard for the Impossible
black whisperings of sinister grandams
this wreckage they call me
listen up and REVOLT!
relevant objective assessment
The Perishability of Fact
The Death of Permanence
a cOMPLETE dISREGARD fOR sANITY
There is no snowflake in this raging fire
Cantor's Continuum Hypothesis
acute impatience
tu resteras toujours notre guide vers l'infini
you will remain always our guide towards the infinite one
my brain thinks it's smart
and so proceed ad infinitum
pure hemi-sync tones
what is the Snallygaster?!?
Herd Uniformity
I greet you with my usual vivacious warmth
Time Traveling Doppelganger Sighting
Cognitively Infectious Musical Agents
The Conspiracy Against the Human Race
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
an anterior commissure
I Sing the Body Electric
OBIT: Outer-Band Individuated Teletracer
The Heavy Nothing
Butterflying Shadowmaker
The Mountain of Many One Paths
Flames Flickering Wildly, Dancing on the Edge of Annahilation
The Shadow of the Sun
The Man That's Shadow Went Toward the Light

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