Play Encompasses Five Phases
Phase 1: Investigate the Sleigh
Phase 2: Return to the Village
Phase 3: Brave the snow and find Santa’s Workshop
Phase 4: Enter Santa’s Workshop
Phase 5: Confrontation/Resolution
This game was written by Mel D’Amato, based on Fuck! It’s
Dracula written by Levon Jihanian. Art by Levon Jihanian. SM describes what happens at the beginning of each phase (roll):
You are simple villagers on the desert planet Blitzen. It’s 3400 1. Someone becomes enchanted by an enemy
A.D. and humans live throughout the galaxy. A sleigh- 2. Snowmen
shaped pod just crashed to the north. 3. Flurry of sadness
4. A betrayal
5. Learn one secret about Santa and one secret about a PC.
Create Characters: 6. Hark! It’s Santa
Step 1. Roll 1d6 for each of the 4 stats.
Mechanics
Step 2. Everyone rolls 1d6 for one item from this list:
One player is the SM (Santa Master).
1. A golden birch switch 4. A book
2. A smoking pipe 5. A box of matches When you try something challenging, roll 1d6 against an
3. Coal 6. A dove appropriate stat. If you roll equal to or lower than your stat,
you succeed. If the roll is higher, the SM writes something
Step 3. Write down your character’s fondest holiday memory. on your character sheet.
Character Sheet
Name: Assail What is your fondest holiday memory?
Items: Comprehend
Mirth
Survive
SM Notes