Scribd
Upload
24 views2 pages

The Christmas Can-Can

The document is a song titled 'The Christmas Can-Can' that humorously captures the chaotic spirit of the holiday season, emphasizing themes of shopping, festive music, and the blending of various cultural celebrations. It mentions the excitement of Christmas while acknowledging other holidays like Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. The lyrics playfully invite listeners to join in the fun and festivities, highlighting the joy and madness that accompany the holiday season.

Uploaded by

Theresa Hermann
Copyright
© © All Rights Reserved
We take content rights seriously. If you suspect this is your content, claim it here.
Available Formats
Download as DOCX, PDF, TXT or read online on Scribd
24 views2 pages

The Christmas Can-Can

The document is a song titled 'The Christmas Can-Can' that humorously captures the chaotic spirit of the holiday season, emphasizing themes of shopping, festive music, and the blending of various cultural celebrations. It mentions the excitement of Christmas while acknowledging other holidays like Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. The lyrics playfully invite listeners to join in the fun and festivities, highlighting the joy and madness that accompany the holiday season.

Uploaded by

Theresa Hermann
Copyright
© © All Rights Reserved
We take content rights seriously. If you suspect this is your content, claim it here.
Available Formats
Download as DOCX, PDF, TXT or read online on Scribd
You are on page 1/ 2

The Christmas Can-Can

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh


Aa-ah, ooh
Christmas, Christmas ________ is here
And Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and ___________ and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas, Christmas time is here
The sleigh bells and the red-nosed ___________
Songs and songs we love to hear
All played a _______________ times each year
Heard this ___________ song twenty times
And it's only Halloween (Joy to the world, jingle bells, jingle bells)
(I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day on Christmas day)
Christmas, Christmas __________ is here (Hark the herald angels sing)
And Christmas songs you love to hear (Joy to the world)
Thoughts of joy and ___________ and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas season
Starting ___________ every year
It's October
Stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall
Shop _________ you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog
Sit back and watch_____________, Frosty, Tiny Tim
And Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown
It's time
Hey
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
If you ___________, ____________ dance, well, that's okay (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a ____________, some lights, about a thousand ________________
Wrap them up and ___________ for snow, oh
Run to your ______________
Find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California, it's the Christmas can-can
Halloween to Christmas day
It's the most _________________ time of year
We're running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey, what's _______________ you, my friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish)
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only ______________, oye
Hey, he's right who made these ___________?
Look! Wait, here comes Santa Claus
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) (Guys? Guys!)
Hey, Santa do the can-can
_____________ them if you can-can join in the parade
(I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food)
All you need is a _________ , some lights, about a thousand ____________________
Wrap them up and ____________ for snow, ho
Run to your ____________ find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
France all the way to Indiana
It's the Christmas can-can
That's the end
Wait for our ending
We should ____________ this holiday
Hava Nagila, Happy Hanukkah to you
A Happy Hanukkah to you, a Happy Hanukkah to you
A Merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanzaa too
Ho

You might also like