SHREK SCRIPT

Characters

Fiona: Marisol. Charming prince: omar

Sherk: Alex. Fairygodmother: diego

Donkey: Camí C. Wolf: vick

Cat: Sofía Natalia Princesses: Ivana, Ana pau y Camila J.

Queen: Ara. Guards/Mice: vale K. Vale M. Paulina, briseida

King Pablo. Narrador: bris

SCENE 1:

(Narrator starts)

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, a young princess was locked away in a
castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her
from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room
of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. And true love’s kiss led to her
transformation. She and Shrek assumed their ‘happily ever after’...”

(Entra el príncipe encantador a la escena cabalgando y se encuentra en el cuarto de la torre de

Charming Prince: FINALLY! I finally arrived for my beloved and I will wake her up with a kiss of true
love

(El príncipe encantador se espanta al ver al lobo)

Charming Prince: WHAT? I endured blistering winds, schorching desert, I climb to the highest
room in the tallest tower to find a some gender confused Wolf

Wolf: Dude! What´s the matter? The insults aren´t neccesary!

Charming Prince: Where is Fiona?

Wolf: She’s on her honeymoon

(Entran dando la espalda a dónde está burro Sherk cargando a Fiona y llegan al pantano)

Shrek: Home sweet home

(Se dan la vuelta y ven a burro)(Fiona se encuentra a Burro)

Fiona: (Sorprendida) Oh why are you here?

Burro: I was taking care of the house

Shrek: (enojado) Thanks but We want to be together

Burro: okey (se queda)

Sherk: ALONE!

Burro: oh okey… Aniways I had plans with Pinocchio to watch a soccer match and eat tacos de
chicharron

(Burro sale)

Shrek: Finally alone

(Shrek trata de besar a Fiona y entra burro)

Sherk: Why did you come back?

Burro: Okay, I'm leaving now.... But What I say to all the banda?

(Miran a burro confundidos y deciden salir)

(Entran a la escena las princesas)

Princesa 1: Mr. and Mrs. Ogres! We bring a royal message!

Princess 2: (lee el mensaje) "The King and Queen cordially invite you to a dinner in Far Far Away.
With love, Mom and Dad."

Princess 3: (sighs) Can we leave now?

(Salen las princesas)

(Sherk mira a Fiona como con cara de no querer ir)

Fiona: *emocionada* wait, mom and dad? How amazing!

Shrek: Wait we are not going

Fiona: Of course we are going to go (salen de la escena)

(Entran burro, Fiona y sherk en la cebolla/carro y empiezan a viajar a muy muy lejano)

Burro: Ya merito?

Shrek: No

Burro: Ya merito?

Fiona: No

Burro: Ya merito?

Shrek: No! Shut up!!!

Fiona: In fact, we are almost here

SCENE 4:

(Se bajan del carro Fiona y Shrek)

Burro: I’m going to park the car

(Se va Burro)(Caminan por la alfombre roja de un extremo Fiona y Shrek, del otro lado el rey y la
reina)

Shrek: I don´t wanna be here, come on we have time to leave please lets go!

Fiona: No! We can do it

King: Lets say we are sick

Queen: No! We´re almost there

(Chocan)

Fiona, Shrek, King, Queen: Hi

King: Well, would you like to come in?

(Entran al castillo)

SCENE 5:

(Entran al comedor donde la cena ya está servida y se sientan a comer)

Queen: So..... do you already have been thinking about having babies?

(Shrek escupe agua y empieza a toser)

Shrek: We want to wait more time

King: Also you don´t have a place to raise them

Burro: Do you mean about de “cuchitril”? HaHA

King: A “swamp” isn’t a good place for raise babies

Shrek: Why? Isn´t that good for you?

King: Because on the swamp lives ogres

Fiona: DAD!

Queen: Fiona

King: Shrek.

Shrek: Suegro.

Burro: Burro!!

(Fiona se para de la mesa y se sale de la habitación)

King: Ugh I have to fix this

Queen: Good night, we'd better retire now…

(Salen de la escena y luego sherk sale del lado contrario)

SCENE 6:

(El rey entra al bar de la manzana podrida y va con el camarero) [los demás personajes están como
extras hablando pero en voz baja]

King: Hey... How can I dessapear someone?

Stepsister: Of who we´re talking about?

King: Is about a ogre

(Todo el mundo se queda callado)

Stepsister: I know about someone who can help but it Will not be cheap

(El gato está sentado entre los extras) (La hermanastra le señala al gato y el rey se acerca)

King: I have Heard about you, I have a job for you

(Avienta las monedas a la mesa)

King: Is this enough?

Cat: An ogre, right?

King: yes

Cat: See you tomorrow..

(Shrek y Fiona se van a dormir, Shrek no puede dormir, se para a tomar aire y se pone a ver el
cuarto de Fiona -suena música triste de fondo- encuentra su diario)

Shrek: Oh what is this? (Agarra el diario y lo hojea) Miss Fiona of Charming (Cambia de hoja) Miss
Fiona of Charming (Cambia de hoja) Miss Fiona of Charming!

(sad) Fiona always wait for her charming prince... I’m not enough for her

(Tocan la puerta)

King: Hey son..

Shrek: Hi good night

King: Please call me father, I´m sorry for what happen on the evening

Shrek: No worries, both of us messed up

King: For apologyze Do you wanna go hunting tomorrow?

Shrek: Ok, this gonna mean to much for Fiona

King: I see you on the old Roble tomorrow at 6am

Shrek: See you there

(Se va el rey y Shrek se va a dormir)

SCENE 8:

(Shrek y burro andan caminando en el bosque)

Shrek: I think is a good idea to share moments with my “papito suegro”

Burro: Yeah we love papito suegro

(Shrek ve a lo lejos a un gato)

Shrek: Oh look, a litle kitty

(El gato los ataca pero Shrek lo controla)

Cat: Please don´t kill me, it´s only a job

Shrek: Who send you?

Cat: The King pay me

Burro: This dind´t look good for papito suegro

(Caminan hacia el fondo del bosque)

Shrek: Burro I could do anything for her

Burro: Anything?

Shrek: Anything.. for real i do anithyng for her, anything... anything!! That’s it Burro I know how
we can fix this! I know the right person (sherk saca una tarjeta de su bolsillo) just remember
something that makes you sad

Burro: Uyy were can I start? One time i go for a party and they star saying “piñata” “piñata” and
you know what? They pinch my ass Me picotearon mis nachas Shrek!!

Shrek: No! I need you to cry

Burro: No Shrek if you think that i would cry for that..

(Shek golpea a burro)

Burro: AY! That realy hurts

(Shrek toma la lagrimita de burro)

Shrek: This what i need

(Aparece el Hada madrina en escena)

Fairy godmother: 1, 2, 3.. Is this working? Hello beings of light! this is the fairy godmother to came
true your depest dreams, with who i got the plesure?

Shrek: This is Shrek

Fairy godmother: You´re an ogre!!! What do you want?!

Shrek: I wanna make the most important woman of my life happy!

Fairy godmother: I have exactly what you want, pick it up on 1 hour, but this one have thir risks
too...

Shrek: Nevermind ..I pick the hapiness of Fiona!

Burro: WOW so… Shrek and Burro in another adventure –Nada nos detendrá WUU-

Cat: Wait I want to go!

Burro: No! Its only Shrek and me

(El gato hace sus ojos tiernos)

Cat: pleaseeeeeeee

Shrek: OK OK came with us we need to get that potion!

Narrador: An hour later Sherk and donkey went to the agreed place.

(Shrek llega al lugar acordado y se toma la poción)

Shrek: Oh the potion did efect!!! Now I can go with Fiona so we can be happy

Burro: now we are sexys

(Entran la hada madrina y el principe encantador en escena)

Fairy Godmother: See, son? Now you can pretend you're Sherk and kiss Fiona so she'll fall in love
with you and you'll be king. Easy, right?

Charming prince: Sure mom! I'll kiss her at the dance tonight

SCENE 11:

(Fiona preguntando por sherk a sus papás)

Fiona: Have you seen Sherk?

King and queen: no darling…

Fiona: (buscando a sherk) Shrek? Sherk!?

(Entra el príncipe encantador)

Charming prince: Fiona?!

Fiona: Is that you? Is that you sherk?

Charming prince: of course its me! Your beloved husband, char-sherk!

(Se abrazan)(Sherk entra y los veo abrazándose)

Sherk: what? Who Is him??

Burro: chale sherk you are not el limón de sus tacos

Sherk: oh… Let's go for some drinks burro i need yo forger things

(Salen de escena)

SCENE 12:

(en el bar)

Sherk: I don't understand, why would she leave me for him! For Prince Charming! He's not even
that handsome.
Stepsister: You joke, he's a papucho, his face seems carved by the angels themselves

Sherk: you are not helping!

Stepsister: yeah, but if you really love her You should fight for her!

Sherk: Yes but I will need help for that

Burro: I think we know the right people for this. Let's find them

(Salen corriendo)

SCENE 14

(entran todos los personajes de la pelea reunidos)

Shrek: This is the plan: we have to prevent the little prince from kissing Fiona.

Everyone: Let’s go!!

(Tres guardias aparecen y bloquean el paso.)

Guard 1: Stop! We have a royal dance here. You can't come in!

Guard 2: Turn around now!

Gingerbread Man: (cruzando los brazos) Oh, come on! Just one little dance?

Cat: Shrek, go! We’ll handle this.

Pinocchio: Yes! Go get your wife!

SCENE 15

(El rey y la reina, las princesas y Fiona y el príncipe bailando)

Charming prince: Come on Fiona, just one kiss

Fiona: not now sherk

Fairygodmother: I want to play this song in honor of Prince Sherk and Fiona (Empieza a sonar yo
quiero un heroe)

Charming prince: you want to dance Fiona? Please. (Fiona acepta un poco molesta)

Fiona: Where did you learn to dance?

Charming: Fiona, if you don't know, love conquers everything.

(El príncipe y Fiona están a punto de besarse pero entra sherk)

Sherk: WAIT! he Is not sherk! I am

King, queen, Charming prince and Fiona: sherk?!

Sherk: burro Go get the magic wand

Fairygodmother: JUST KISS HER!!!

SHERK: NOOOO

Fiona: wait… The potion had no effect

Cat: Boss! That means that if you kiss her before midnight you'll be happy forever.

Sherk: (toma del brazo a Fiona) this Is what you want Fiona? Stay like this forever?

Fiona: Would you do that? For me?

Sherk: yes

Fiona: yes i want to be happy forever (sherk la intenta besar pero ella lo detiene) With the ogre I
met

Todos: awwwww

Cat: well, wasn’t this supposed to be a party!?!!! Lets dance!!! (Comienza a sonar la vida loca)