they told you everything was waiting for

you they told you everything was set in

stone

[Music]

excuse me professor piper can you show

us that melody again of course my dear

kitty you know what happens when

[Music]

oh rats i forgot

raven queen please report to baba yaga's

office me yes you

okay

raven take a seat as a faculty advisor

it's my job to meet with the um troubled

students what i'm not troubled we're

here to get you back on the right path

the wrong path i'll let your friends

explain raven i adore you but like the

other day you spilled that everlasting

black ink all over my new ball gown that

was an accident i felt really bad and

said i was sorry like a hundred times

you're not supposed to apologize you're

evil oh but what if i don't want to

raven you're here to listen

briah would you like to go next everyone

i set up a bungee jumping platform on

the east turret mariah hocus focus

maddie i think raven is wicked awesome

just the way she is and you didn't tell

said we were gonna have a tea party yes

i lied we haven't heard from lizzy

hearts

[Music]

now that's what we're looking for from

an evil queen i think we made real

progress here

but uh

how do i change back

i don't want to be a chicken man

[Music]

um hey apple could you not sing in the

morning

or ever oh you big kidder mirror mirror

so smart and cool who's the fairest at

this school you are the white greatest

mirror ever i'm gonna borrow some

jewelry from briar brb

[Music]

i wonder if some magic can get a little

more curl going on here

magic mirror what do you think what do i

think

my mirror did something happen while i

was gone um nope not that i remember

this is a royal fairy fail

come on we're gonna find you another

mirror
my mirror here you go what you you don't

have a bigger mirror you never know when

you need to look good on the go

i'm having trouble finding one that's

just right some of these are too narrow

too wide oh i don't like the frames

you want to borrow my mirror

well okay just let me do one quick

checkeroo oh

[Music]

you're never getting that away from him

yeah i know okay this is just the worst

thing that's ever happened to anyone

apple i broke your magic mirror oh i

know you what duh you're supposed to be

the most evil person ever i just assumed

you did it and then lied about it until

my new mirror arrives i know how you can

make it up to me

is this the perfect thing to wear to

crown keyless class of course it is

fairest one

so heavy stop breaking character

be a good evil roommate

everyone at school is buzzing about the

royal student council elections but

there's only one choice for president

she's running on a post again apple

white blondie just because i don't have

an opponent doesn't mean i'm not going

time to outline my plan for royal dances

royal fundraisers royal canned food

drives royal blair and royal blah and

royal na-na-na wouldn't it be great if

someone else i'll do it i will run

against apple for president uh what now

vote for me

hats over crowns vote for maddie oh hey

raven uh

vote

thanks so much for that pin

so here we go fellow fairy tales the

ever after high royal student council

debate first question goes to applewhite

why would anyone not vote for you let me

just say i will preside over this school

like i will my future kingdom perfectly

[Applause]

and maddie my question for you is why

would you run against apple are you

mad why yes and thank you for noticing

if the squirrel eats acorns but never a

steak how much water fills up the lake

excuse me you heard us apple's been

president long enough maddie's mad

i have a terrific idea it'd just be oh

so swell the council could have the

castle doors widen for the not so tiny

but i need to check with my co-president

for the cave of the bear is open so wide

would you really change the pool of the

tide

what she said

[Music]

you had correctly raven queen uh

professor rumpelstiltskin this is

totally unfair you can't test us on

chapters one through 34. we've only

studied up to chapter two i cannot tell

a lie and well

that that's just not very nice

you guys don't know about professor

rumplestiltskin at the beginning of each

year he gives an insanely hard test his

students have to ask for extra credit

which is just spinning straw into gold

for him the test is tomorrow morning

look i'm totally getting stressed

splinters well i could tutor you guys

i've been studying on my own like

forever after royally cool

let's start with the basic elements

[Music]

huh

if we can't wake up briar we're totally

gonna fail the test

man if only she took studying as

hey guys what's up you finally but now

you have to stay awake and help us well

there's one thing i'm always up for a

study party

the basic elements there's pixie dust

and dragon fire pixie dust and dragon

fire

time is up let's see how you failed

raven queen an egg

at white and hey

what hey hunter

never underestimate the power of a study

party

[Laughter]

behold c.a cubit adopted daughter of

arrows the god of love she currently

attends monster high but is about to

discover that another school is in need

of her very special talents

fairy tale destinies are now anything

but certain

will princesses end up with their

princes

will the rebel students now find true

love

these relationships will need cupid's

help

to end happily ever after

crookington ii and i am in desperate

need of your counsel i know just what

every frog needs to become a prince but

lady wait hey there you're cupid i think

they should call you cute pid oh when i

get tongue tied i turn back

blast if only i possessed my poetic

skills while in human form but so

flustered i become near the beauty that

is briar

you know what i got this tell me how you

feel about briar well there is none that

can hover

wait you're the secret admirer who

wanted to meet here i mean look first

you send me a basket of

chocolate-covered flies then a smelly

bouquet of swamp grass i'm sorry but i

just don't want to go to the dance with

you

my sweet briar the beauty of this night

is not compared to the beauty you

possess hopper i've never seen this side

of you

hey cupid

oh dexter

oh anything else you want to say

[Music]

you're just so
i mean i mean lost

ew

oh ribbit

i got the shoes now how about a hug for

your hero boy i hope that's you hunter

you know it pumpkin thank you so much

for getting these and now you have to

leave

sorry sweetie but i have less than an

hour to set up the display for these new

shoes blondie and briar are gonna be

here any minute and they can't know

about us well maybe uh-huh sounds great

then you and you're the best

get some coffee

and now i'm here

thanks for helping you guys no we don't

have much time but no problem ashlynn i

see where you have the platform set up

and i would move it 20 inches to the

left so the natural light hits the shoes

giving them that halo effect

just right right um i guess

briar thongs

[Music]

oh it is on and that's why glass

slippers are totally overrated

[Music]

that is the last straw

hmm

we've only unpacked one box so far and

the store opens in less than a minute

we're never gonna make it you could run

pesky but you can't hide

wow so did we get free shoes for helping

or wet

you ready for that hug hero or how about

a kiss

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

sorry carmine i'd love to race again but

i gotta get back to school

my ears

go find our pack

[Music]

you beat that wolf in a race how do you

do it i'm all ears kitty you can't tell

anyone about that

raven let me guess

yeah

wanna talk about it i just

i guess it would be a relief to finally

tell someone

my family is

hiding a secret

your mom red riding hood married the big

bad wolf don't worry i won't say a word

we're running laps today which you'll

find very important when some crazy old

bakers try to eat you

okay now ready set

kitty

[Music]

oh

[Music]

so ceres

anything you want to um tell us

i can't believe the speed spell i cast

on your sneakers actually worked what

i'll show you

raven thanks

[Music]

don't worry kitty it'll wear off

eventually

and so there i was professor jack b

nimble about to jump over the

candlestick when i realized it wasn't a

candle at all but a nest of

fire-breathing baby dragons

your assignment is to come up with a

tall tale of your own

see it's just that since i'm cursed to

never lie i'm not real good at

stretching the truth well then why don't

you try to find a real life story that

tall tale perfect wait where am i gonna

find one of those

my what big muscles you have

all the better to hug you with way to

splinter you two are dating what no

that's silly of course we're not

romantic picnic um heart-shaped cupcakes

really guys come on these aren't

romantic my uncle made them what about

this your initials inside a heart oh we

didn't do that must have been that uh

woodpecker bad woodpecker uh okay well

what about

this

ashland i'm so glad we're secretly

dating love hunter huntsman i mean come

on you wrote that for me

[Music]

when professor nimble asks me if

anything dramatic happened today i'm

gonna have to tell everyone about you

guys i can't lie

what are you gonna do i'm gonna go along

wait a splinter i think i have an idea

well i was out walking in the woods and

i saw something pretty amazing

[Music]

dexter dexter charming i'm up i mean hi

cupid
what is up with you

oh raven

you know briar is having that party on

friday and i want to ask raven to be my

date but i'm i'm just afraid i'm gonna

mess it up there are other girls at this

school you'd ask raven out for me not

what i meant

i i wish i was more like my brother if i

was the great daring charming girls

would just fall for me

literally why don't you try your asking

out skills on your friends that's a

great idea you're the best how about a

little thank you kid

the art of conjuration making things hey

briar i said something like you want to

go out with me

would you

oh man

so did it hurt did what hurt when you

fell from heaven cause maddie you are an

angel you speak ritalish too

oh man

so this weekend you

me

oh man

mind if i sit

raven uh um
you come up here too best place in the

whole school to watch the sunset

hey would you go with me to briar's

party on friday what i'd rather just go

with a friend less pressure that way

know what i mean

excellent i'll see you friday

yes oh i'm going to a party with raven

queen

[Applause]

it totally worked

you're the best

so here we find ourselves the day after

legacy day and relationships between the

rebels and the royals are anything but a

fairy tale raven totally ruined legacy

day if you ask me hey raven wants to

write her own happily ever after not be

told what to do by the royals oh

please we all saw what really happened

at legacy day if i can't have the

destiny i want then i'll make sure no

one has theirs

[Music]

will tell you how it happened i propose

we banish the rebels to their own evil

school

are you mad that did not happen uh i

know the mature way to handle this let's

just ignore them

oh hex no you didn't

oh it is on like fairy song

[Music]

[Applause]

i know things have been hard recently

and apple and i don't exactly see eye to

eye but it doesn't mean we want our

friends to fight about it i'm glad we

can agree on something me too besides

it's not like we can really rewrite our

destinies we have happily ever afters

you

don't oh really

okay

oh my we're doing that are we well

you see what raven did this school will

never be the same exactly and i think

it's a good thing a very good thing

[Applause]

come on raven what's the header it's

apple she's really upset about legacy

day i wish i could do something to make

apple feel better like all fairy tale

princesses she needs an arch enemy to be

the indoor yang and make her feel

complete so

i just need to find someone to take my

i'll do it it's always been my dream to

be the evilest pig this school ever

[Music]

hey raven i did something diabolical i

switched the yellow mustang for the

brown mustard

wow these hot dogs are great i know i

think it's the new mustard

okay okay i'm gonna drop dangerous

gas-filled balloons on

unsuspecting students

[Music]

really uh what kind of gas did you fill

them with helium okay helium is not

dangerous it does this

i heard you're trying to find an evil

replacement to make me happy that is so

mean excuse me you and i are supposed to

be frenemies but i don't want to i want

to choose my own destiny why can't you

understand that i can't believe you're

doing this girls

hi

i don't want to be an evil queen anymore

didn't you say this was your big dream

oh oh that that was this morning

now i want to be of a lunatic

and so the struggle continues at ever

after high maybe things will just

[Music]

they told you everything was waiting for

you they told you everything was set in

stone

but now you're feeling like a different

ending sometimes you gotta find it on

your own it's an open book a road in

reverse a brand new hook forget that