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♪ YOU TAKE 'EM BOTH
AND THERE YOU HAVE ♪

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♪ THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ THERE'S A TIME YOU
GOTTA GO AND SHOW ♪

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♪ YOU'RE GROWIN'
NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT ♪

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♪ THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ WHEN THE WORLD NEVER SEEMS ♪

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♪ TO BE LIVIN' UP
TO YOUR DREAMS ♪

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♪ AND SUDDENLY
YOU'RE FINDIN' OUT ♪

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♪ THE FACTS OF LIFE
ARE ALL ABOUT YOU ♪

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♪ ALL ABOUT YOU ♪
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♪ YOU ♪

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♪ ALL ABOUT YOU ♪

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♪ IT TAKES A LOT
TO GET 'EM RIGHT ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU'RE LEARNIN'
THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ LEARNIN' THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ LEARNIN' THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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♪ LEARNIN' THE FACTS OF LIFE ♪

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WELL, PIPPA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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IT'S A DYNAMITE SONG FOR
YOUR NEW BAND, ISN'T IT?

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YEAH, I LOVE IT.

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BUT THE REST OF THE GIRLS
MIGHT THINK IT'S BIT TAME.

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TAME?

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OZZY OSBOURNE WOULD
BITE THE HEAD OFF A CHICKEN

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FOR THAT SONG.

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IF I'M GOING TO MANAGE
THE WITCHES OF EASTMAN,

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YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TRUST ME.

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HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.

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♪ GIVE ME YOUR ANIMAL LOVIN' ♪

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♪ FITS ME LIKE A GLOVE ♪

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♪ WHAT THE HECK ♪

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♪ RIP OFF MY NECK ♪

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♪ CHEW UP MY HEART ♪

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♪ WON'T YOU PLEASE CHEW ME UP ♪

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♪ GIRL I WANT YOUR ANIMAL LOVE ♪

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YOU'RE RIGHT, ANDY,
THAT IS A GOOD LOVE SONG.

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YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE

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THAT THE BEST ROCK BANDS

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PRACTICE DEEP BELOW
THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH.

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YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE FUN,

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BUT THE WITCHES OF EASTLAND
HAPPEN TO BE GOING PLACES.

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OH. HOW SOON?

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JO, I REMEMBER YOU USED
TO PLAY YOUR MUSIC SO LOUD,

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THAT THE AIRPORT
WOULD CALL AND COMPLAIN.

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MAYBE IF YOU SAW
US IN ACTION, JO,

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YOU'D CHANGE YOUR MIND.

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STICK AROUND, TAKE
A SQUIZZ AT MY BAND.

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WELL, MUCH AS I'D LIKE

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TO TAKE A SQUIZZ AT YOUR BAND,

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THERE'S A BENEFIT FOR THE
CENTER SATURDAY NIGHT.

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CASEY WENT OUT OF TOWN,

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WHICH MEANS BLAIR AND I HAVE
TO HANDLE THE WHOLE THING.

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WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO
HANDLE THE WHOLE THING.

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TOO BAD, JO. YOU'LL MISS
SOME UNREAL HEAVY METAL.

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WELL, PIPPA, WE'VE
GOT SOME TIME.

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LET'S GO TO THE PET STORE
AND GET YOU SOME JEWELRY.

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HI.

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JO, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.

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BUYING A NEW HOME
FOR PIPPA AND ANDY?

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STILL WORKING ON THAT.

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BUT I DID JUST MEET

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WITH THE BUILDING SITE
AND STRING QUARTET,

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AND THEY'RE CONFIRMED
TO PLAY AT YOUR BENEFIT.

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THAT'S GREAT TOOTIE.

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HOW DID YOU SWING THAT?

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I TOLD THEM THAT THE BENEFIT

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WAS TO SEND THE
NEEDY KIDS TO CAMP,

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AND THAT WAS A VERY
WORTHWHILE CAUSE,

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AND THEY SAID CASH UP FRONT.

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TERRIFIC.

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JO, GUESS WHAT.

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I GOT SERGIO PAVAN.

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DO THEY HAVE A CURE FOR THAT?

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JO DON'T BE SUCH A PEASANT.

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SERGIO PAVAN IS THE SERGIO

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OF THE GOLDEN MIRROR SPA.

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YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OF IT.

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NO, I MUSTN'T.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T WATCH
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<i>LIFESTYLES OF THE
RICH AND FAMOUS.</i>

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IT'S THE FABULOUS BEAUTY PALACE
ON NEW YORK'S, FIFTH AVENUE,

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WHERE WEALTHY WOMEN,
DRIPPING IN DIAMONDS,

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HAVE COMPLETE HEAD
TO TOE MAKEOVERS!

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I'M YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY!

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I MANAGED TO CONVINCE
SERGIO'S PEOPLE

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THERE BE A GOOD PR FOR HIM

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TO MAKE A DONATION
AT THE CENTER'S BENEFIT.

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ARE YOU SITTING?

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HE'S PROMISED TO MATCH
WHATEVER WE RAISE,

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DOLLAR FOR DOLLAR.

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I'M IMPRESSED.

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NATURALLY.
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NOT WITH YOU. WITH HIM.

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WAIT TILL YOU
HEAR THE BEST PART.

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SERGIO HAS INVITED ME,

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AS CHAIRMAN OF THE
BOARD OF THE CENTER,

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TO GO FOR A COMPLETE
MAKEOVER AT THE GOLDEN MIRROR.

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HAIR, MAKE-UP,
CLOTHES, THE WORKS.

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DOES THAT INCLUDE A
PERSONALITY MAKEOVER?

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IT INCLUDES SOMETHING
INFINITELY MORE CHALLENGING...

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A MAKEOVER FOR YOU.

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JO THAT'S FANTASTIC... A WHOLE
DAY OF SINFUL INDULGENCE.

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YOU GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME.

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I'D GIVE AN ARM AND A LEG

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JUST TO HAVE A
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YOU GET THE IDEA.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TO SOME
GLORIFIED BEAUTY PARLOUR,

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GET MY HAIR ALL FRIZZED OUT

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AND BE PAINTED UP LIKE A CLOWN?

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NO WAY.

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I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT,
SO I CAME PREPARED.

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I HAVE WITH ME THE ONE PIECE
OF INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE

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THAT PROVES BEYOND
A SHADOW OF THE DOUBT

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THAT YOU NEED TO
GO FOR A TOTAL REDO.

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TRY NOT TO SCREAM.

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VERY AMUSING.

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FORGET IT.
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JO, SERGIO IS MAKING

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THE EVENING'S LARGEST
SINGLE DONATION.

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AS DIRECTOR OF THE CENTER,

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YOU CANNOT INSULT HIM
BY REFUSING HIS INVITATION.

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LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE
GESTURE, BUT CAN'T HE JUST DONATE

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WHAT IT WOULD COST TO
BEAUTIFY ME TO THE CENTER?

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I DON'T THINK HE'LL GO
AS HIGH AS 10 MILLION.

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JO, HOW CAN YOU SAY NO?

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EASY. NO.

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ALL RIGHT.

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TOOTIE, NATALIE, YOU
WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE

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LIKE TO GO WITH ME?

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BLAIR, THAT'S SO
GENEROUS OF YOU!
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IS IT GONNA COST
ME MY FIRST-BORN?

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NOT THAT THAT'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION.

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WELL, THERE'S ONE
TINY LITTLE THING

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YOU COULD DO FOR ME.

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CONVINCE JO TO COME ALONG.

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BLAIR, I THINK IT WOULD
BE ABSOLUTLEY WRONG

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FOR US TO FORCE JO

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TO DO ANYTHING SHE
DOESN'T WANT TO DO,

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EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD
MAKE TWO PEOPLE

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THAT PARK THEIR CARS INCHES
AWAY FROM HER MOTORCYCLE

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ECSTATICALLY HAPPY.

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

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BUT NOBODY WAXES MY ANYTHING.
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OK, SNACK TIME, EVERYONE.

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I GOT GRANOLA
BARS, I GOT POPCORN...

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I GOT HEARING LOSS.

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SORRY.

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WELL?

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WHAT DO YOU BLOKES
RECKON ABOUT THIS

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FOR MY AMERICAN DEBUT?

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WELL, PIPPA, IT'S, UM...

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I'LL HANDLE IT, ANDY.

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I THINK IT'S CUTE.

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CUTE MAKES MY GUMS BLEED.

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MAYBE IF YOU WASHED
YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP...

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BEV, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?

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LISTEN, THINK FOR
STICKING OUT FOR ME,

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DON'T GET YOUR
KNICKERS IN A KNOT.

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I'M TRYING TO MAKE
FRIENDS WITH THESE GIRLS.

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ALRIGHT, I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN,
UNKNOTTING MY KNICKERS.

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IF YOU NEED ME, JUST YELL.

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NOT THAT I'LL HEAR YOU.

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LOOK PIPPA, YOU
CAN'T WEAR NO DORKY...

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WHAT DO YOU CALL IT... SKIRT?

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YEAH, WE'RE HEAVY METAL,
AND WE DRESS THAT WAY.

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LIKE ME, I'M WEARING
SNAKESKIN HIP BOOTS,

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SPANDEX BODY STOCKING,

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BLACK LACE BRA, AND LEG IRONS.

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THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL.

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ALL RIGHT.<i> THAT GIRL'S IN
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OK, GIRLS, RAUNCH IT.

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♪ WE'RE BAD GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER GET
OUT ON THE DOUBLE ♪

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♪ OR WE'LL TURN
YOUR FACE TO RUBBLE ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE BAD BAD BAD ♪

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CLOSE IT!

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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COULDN'T YOU
UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS?

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE LYRICS?

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WE WANT PAIN...
LOUD, GUT-WRENCHING,

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SHRIEKING, SCREAMING PAIN.

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DO YOU WANT HER
SING OR HAVE A BABY?

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WHO'S THE DWEEB?
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DWEEB? WHO'S A DWEEB?

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WHAT'S A DWEEB?

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I THINK IT'S YOU.

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WANT TO HEAR ONE OF OUR NUMBERS?

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NO, WE GOTTA GET
GOING TO THE SPA.

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OH COME ON, YOU GOT TIME.

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OKIE-DOKE.

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ALRIGHT, TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

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♪ WE'RE BAD GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER GET
OUT ON THE DOUBLE ♪

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♪ OR WE'LL TURN
YOUR FACE TO RUBBLE ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE BAD BAD
BAD GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

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I FORGOT, WE HAVE
TO ROTATE THE TIRES.

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THAT'S IT.

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<i>VOILA!</i>

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WE'VE SCHEDULED MISTER
SERGIO'S REFLEXOLOGY MASSAGE

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FOR YOU, MISS RAMSEY.

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CALL ME TOOTIE.

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MM-HMM.

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AND MISTER SERGIO'S

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HERBAL DEFOLIATING AVOCADO
MASK FOR YOU, MISS GREEN.

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CALL ME DIED-AND-WENT-
TO-HEAVEN.

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LADIES,<i> ASSIS-VOUZ.</i>

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THIS IS YOUR DAY TO BE DONE,

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AND WE WILL DO IT TO YOU.

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FACE.

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FEET.

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AFTER THIS, YOU'LL
HAVE YOUR CHOICE

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OF THE GOLDEN MIRROR'S
STEAM PORE DECLOGGING,

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THE TROPICAL FRUIT
CELLULITE TRAP,

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OR THE ULTRASOUND
CUCUMBER SCALP BUFFING.

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WHICH ONE DO YOU
RECOMMEND, MR. WAYNE?

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ALL OF THEM.

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ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

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WE ARE WAY BEYOND FUN.

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WE'RE INTO ECSTASY HERE.

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HOPE YOU REALIZE
HOW GRATEFUL WE ARE.

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OH, PLEASE. MY ONLY REWARD
IS SEEING YOU BOTH BEAUTIFUL

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WHILE CARRYING ME
ON YOUR SHOULDERS

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FOR THE NEXT NINE YEARS,
YOU'LL LOOK YOUR BEST.
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NINE YEARS! OH, I
THINK THAT'S FAIR.

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EXCUSE ME, MR. WAYNE.

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MAY I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, PLEASE?

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EVERYTHING IS SATISFACTORY,
I HOPE MISS WARNER?

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OH, YES, EVERYTHING
IS EXCELLENT.

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I JUST WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT MY HAIR.

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<i>OUI?</i>

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AS YOU KNOW, EVEN
AMONG US NATURAL BLONDES

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THERE OCCASIONALLY
OCCURS A STRANGE DARKENING

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AROUND THE ROOTAL AREA.

237
00:09:50,055 --> 00:09:52,722
YES, I'VE HEARD
OF THIS HAPPENING.

238
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SCIENCE IS BAFFLED.

239
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I'M AFRAID IT'S
CAUSED BY SUNSPOTS,

240
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:59,163
OR THE DETERIORATION
OF THE OZONE LAYER.

241
00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:02,099
UNDOUBTABLY. AND
YOU WOULD LIKE US TO

242
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:05,936
TOUCH UP THESE MYSTERIOUSLY
DARKENED... ROOTS?

243
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:08,906
WELL, YES.

244
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,974
I REALIZE IT COULD
BE A MAJOR PROBLEM,

245
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,544
MATCHING ME EXACT SHADE
OF MY NATURAL BLONDE HAIR.

246
00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,513
SCANDINAVIAN
SUNSET NUMBER THREE.

247
00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,648
THAT'S THE ONE. MM-HMM!

248
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,250
WHY DON'T YOU
RELAX, MISS WARNER?

249
00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:22,285
I'LL BE WITH YOU WHAT
WE CALL, RIGHT AWAY.

250
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,988
THANKS, YOU'RE A PEACH.

251
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,122
TOOTLE-LOO.

252
00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:28,792
<i>JE SUIS UN ARTIST!</i>

253
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,294
PLEASE, MISS.

254
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,163
ALLOW ME TO... GET AWAY FROM ME!

255
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,697
JO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

256
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,000
LEAVING. GOOD-BYE.

257
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,068
BUT WE'RE NOT DONE
WORKING ON YOU YET!

258
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,837
OH, YES, YOU ARE.

259
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:42,406
I'VE BEEN STEAMED,
RUBBED, SQUEEZED, PLUCKED,

260
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,241
I MEAN COVERED FROM
HEAD TO TOE WITH GREASE.

261
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,676
TILL I FEEL LIKE A
WALKING OIL SLICK.

262
00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:48,611
I THINK IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.

263
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,814
NOW THE GUY WANTS TO
WRAP ME IN CHEESECLOTH

264
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,182
AND DO SOMETHING
OF ME WITH FRUIT,

265
00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:54,784
WHICH I THINK IS
AGAINST THE LAW.

266
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,219
NOT IN THIS STATE.

267
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,057
JO, PLEASE, YOU'RE
MAKING A SCENE.

268
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,692
EVERYBODY'S STARING.

269
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,527
YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S
BECAUSE YOUR FACE LOOKS

270
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,895
LIKE A RIVER BOTTOM.

271
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,331
OH, COME ON, JO.

272
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,968
SOME OF US ARE HAVING
A REALLY GOOD TIME HERE.

273
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,502
LOOK GUYS, I'M REALLY SORRY.

274
00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:13,503
I GAVE IT A SHOT.

275
00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:14,804
BUT THIS IS JUST NOT ME.

276
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,841
JO, YOU CAN'T RUN
OUT OF HERE HALF DONE.

277
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,243
JUST AT LEAST LET
THEM FINISH YOUR HAIR.

278
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:23,146
YOU SIT HERE, AND RELAX,
AND READ A MAGAZINE.

279
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,182
DO YOU HAVE <i>POPULAR MECHANICS?</i>

280
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,217
NO. BUT WE HAVE A
VERY NICE FELLOW

281
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,585
WHO DOES THE AIR CONDTIONING.

282
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,925
OH, MR. ANDRE,

283
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,160
MAY I SEE YOU FOR A
MOMENT, S'IL VOUS PLAIT?

284
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,196
<i>EXCUSEZ-MOI, MADEMOISELLE.</i>

285
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,634
HEY ANDY, I NEED YOU
TO DO A BLEACH JOB.

286
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:45,869
OK ALRIGHT. WHO GETS IT?

287
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,838
THE DAME DOWN THERE AT THE END.

288
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,873
YEAH?

289
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,408
YEAH. MAKE A SCANDINAVIAN
SUNSET NUMBER THREE.

290
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:52,842
BATTABING! BATTABOM!

291
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,179
COME,<i> CHERI.</i>

292
00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,183
IT IS TIME TO MAKE
YOU INTO A VISION.

293
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,394
BYE. BYE.

294
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,167
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A
RIP REHEARSAL IN HERE.

295
00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,669
ONLY I WAS THINK...
LISTEN, PIPPA,

296
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,072
IN THE FUTURE, I DON'T
WANT YOU THINKING.

297
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,073
I WAS JUST TRYING...

298
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:25,876
LOOK, THERE'S ONLY
ONE LEAD WITCH.

299
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,110
THAT'S ME.

300
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,645
SO IF YOU WANT TO BE A LEADER,

301
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,013
FORM YOUR OWN BAND!

302
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,755
DID YOU HEAR WHAT
THAT DAG SAID TO ME?

303
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:42,059
I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING SINCE
YOUR BAND STARTED PLAYING.

304
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,461
I'M BEEN TRYING SO HARD
TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM.
305
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:48,265
PIPPA, WHEN YOU FIND PEOPLE
WHO REALLY ARE YOUR FRIENDS,

306
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,767
YOU WON'T HAVE TO TRY.

307
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,136
TA-DUM!

308
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,271
AWOO!

309
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,239
TOOTIE, LOOK AT YOU!

310
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,175
YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

311
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,843
WHAT CAN I SAY?

312
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,244
YOU'RE RIGHT.

313
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:03,847
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

314
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,548
I GIVE YOU THE
NEW NATALIE GREEN.

315
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:06,716
SHE'S CHIC, SHE'S TRENDY,

316
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:09,853
SHE REFERING TO HERSELF
IN THE THIRD PERSON.

317
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:14,357
ALRIGHT, IF YOU NEED A
GROUPIE, I'M RIGHT HERE.

318
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,393
IF BLAIR AND JO LOOK
AS GOOD AS YOU DO,

319
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,096
PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA THINK
WE'RE ALL SISTERS ANYMORE.

320
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,801
AM I FUNNIER THAN I THINK I AM?

321
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,668
WE HAD A RATHER
UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE

322
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,270
AT THE GOLDEN MIRROR.

323
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,875
BLAIR!

324
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,211
ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF.

325
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,979
THEY TURNED YOU INTO JO.

326
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,015
IT IS JO!

327
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,682
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.

328
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,318
YEAH, YOU LOOK SO...

329
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,286
WATCH IT. BLONDE. I LIKE IT.

330
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,389
THERE WAS A MIX UP

331
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,592
AND THEY GAVE BLAIR'S
HAIR COLORING TO JO.

332
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,506
THEY SAID THEY CAN IT
BACK TO HER ORIGINAL COLOR

333
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,596
BUT HER HAIR NEEDS
ABOUT 48 HOURS TO REST.

334
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,999
I NEED ABOUT 72
TO STOP LAUGHING.

335
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,702
MEANWHILE, I HAVE TO GO TO THE
CENTER TONIGHT LOOKING LIKE THIS!

336
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,839
THEY SAY BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN.

337
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,474
AND BLAIR ALWAYS LOOKS AS
THOUGH SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

338
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,711
I'M REALLY ON A ROLL HERE.

339
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,847
JO, YOU DON'T LOOK SO BAD.

340
00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:12,882
I MEAN, YOU COULD
LOOK A LOT WORSE.

341
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,356
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, TOOTIE.

342
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,723
I COULD LOOK LIKE THAT.

343
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,226
IF THERE'S ANY JUSTICE,

344
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,561
THE WORLD'S LARGEST PIGEON

345
00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:28,198
WILL FLY OVER THE
GOLDEN MIRROR SPA.

346
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,599
BLAIR!

347
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,769
WHAT HAPPENED?

348
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:33,937
THEY MIXED ME UP WITH JO

349
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:38,008
AND PUT HARSH CHEMICALS
ON MY DELICATE HAIR.

350
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,110
OH, TELL THE TRUTH NOW.

351
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,378
YOU JUST WANTED TO LOOK GOOD

352
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,314
FOR THE RETURN TRIP
TO YOUR HOME PLANET.

353
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,949
WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

354
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,195
HOW THE HELL, DO
YOU THINK I FEEL,

355
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,153
WALKING AROUND,
LOOKING LIKE PIA ZADORA?

356
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,855
WELL AT LEAST YOU LOOK HUMAN.

357
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,190
WHEN I MEET THAT SERGIO PAVAN,

358
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,757
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D LIKE SAY TO HIM?
359
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,193
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY?

360
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,234
HI. GOOD EVENING.

361
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,735
HOW'S IT GOING,
NAT? GREAT CROWD.

362
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,738
I HAVEN'T SEEN A FAKE FUR
OR AMERICAN CAR ALL EVENING.

363
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:11,708
I JUST WISH THAT STRING QUARTET
WOULD GET HERE. THEY HAVE TO SET UP.

364
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,410
RELAX. THEY'LL BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.

365
00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,314
HA! HI, BLAIR.

366
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,715
LET'S GET THIS
EVENING OVER WITH.

367
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,783
I'LL DIE IF ANYONE
RECOGNIZES ME.

368
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:21,885
I KNOW, BLAIR.

369
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,487
IT'S ISN'T EASY BEING GREEN.

370
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,491
GUYS, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU THIS.

371
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,791
YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING,
372
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,728
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TELL ME THE
MUSICIANS AREN'T GONNA SHOW UP.

373
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,463
IT'S BEEN NICE
CHATTING WITH YOU.

374
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,899
HEY, HEY. WAIT A
MINUTE. WHAT'S GOING ON?

375
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,901
THEY JUST CALLED.

376
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,236
THEY'RE DOING ANOTHER BENEFIT.

377
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,672
WE GOT OUTBID BY THE
HOMELESS STOCKBROKERS.

378
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,873
SURE THEY CANCELED.

379
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,310
THEY PROBABLY
HEARD ABOUT MY HAIR.

380
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,778
I'M GOING TO CIRCULATE AND
SEE IF I CAN GET SOME PLEDGES

381
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,980
BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
THERE'S NO ENTERTAINMENT.

382
00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:52,215
I'M REALLY SORRY.

383
00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,822
EXCUSE ME!

384
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,459
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I
CAN FIND MISS BLAIR WARNER?
385
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,795
I'M SERGIO PAVAN, OWNER
OF GOLDEN MIRROR SPA,

386
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,931
NEW YORK'S MECCA OF BEAUTY.

387
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,933
YOU'RE SERGIO PAVAN.

388
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,035
JUST THE MAN I'M LOOKING FOR.

389
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,437
NO THANK YOU BUT I'M
HERE TO MEET MISS WARNER.

390
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,872
SHE SPENT THE DAY IN MY SALON,

391
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,975
AND I'M ANXIOUS
TO SEE THE RESULTS.

392
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,010
YOU'LL SEE THE RESULTS IN COURT.

393
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,245
I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

394
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,880
BUT IF MISS WARNER ISN'T HERE...

395
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:27,450
OH, MISS WARNER'S
HERE ALL RIGHT.

396
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,818
OF COURSE SHE IS.

397
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:31,288
OF COURSE, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

398
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,323
UH, SHE'S ME!

399
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:34,857
WHAT?

400
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:38,028
UH, MR. PAVAN WANTED TO MEET ME,

401
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,762
BLAIR WARNER,

402
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,900
BEFORE PRESENTING THAT
BIG MATCHING FUNDS DONATION

403
00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:47,937
TO ME, BLAIR WARNER,
FOR MY CENTER.

404
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,708
HOW DO YOU DO, MISS WARNER?

405
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,943
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I
PICTURED AND MORE.

406
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,612
OH, STOP.

407
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,382
MORE?

408
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,716
FORGIVE ME.

409
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,518
AND YOU ARE?

410
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,388
OH! JUST ONE OF THE TRAGIC SOULS

411
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:08,425
YOUR DOLLARS WILL BE HELPING
TO PULL OUT OF THE GUTTER.
412
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,261
JO POLNIACZEK.
PUT 'ER THERE, PAL.

413
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:14,398
HA HA HA HA.

414
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,400
HA HA.

415
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,935
SO, MISS WARNER, TELL ME,

416
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,238
HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO GET
INVOLVED WITH THIS CENTER?

417
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:25,308
WELL... SERGE, WHEN
PEOPLE MEET ME

418
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,810
I KNOW THEY GET THE IMPRESSION

419
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:30,780
THAT BLAIR WARNER IS
NOTHING BUT A SELFISH, SHALLOW,

420
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:34,984
SPOILED, INSENSITIVE,
OVERBEARING, OBNOXIOUS...

421
00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,953
MR. PAVAN IS A VERY
BUSY MAN, BLAIR.

422
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:38,321
GET TO THE POINT.

423
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,190
SCHEMING BRAT.

424
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,125
THIS CHARITY DOES SUCH
WONDERFUL WORK FOR THE COMMUNITY.
425
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:48,131
AND I JUST HOPE WE SEE A
LOT MORE OF YOU AROUND HERE.

426
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,367
YEAH, IF YOU EVER NEED
YOUR ENGINE OVERHAULED,

427
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,369
JO POLNIACZEK'S YOUR MAN.

428
00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:57,474
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

429
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,208
MISS WARNER, I MUST COMMEND YOU

430
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,444
ON THIS BENEFIT.

431
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,480
SO OFTEN I GET INVITED TO
THESE CHARITY FUNCTIONS.

432
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,283
AND FOR THE MOST PART,
THEY'RE SUCH DISAPPOINTING.

433
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,450
THERE IS NO FOOD,

434
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,085
THERE IS NO ENTERTAINMENT.

435
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,189
ALL THEY SEEM TO
HAVE IS THEIR HAND OUT.

436
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,592
WELL, HAVE SOME MORE FOOD, PAL.

437
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,496
THANK YOU.

438
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,741
AND I'M CERTAINLY
LOOKING FORWARD

439
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,065
TO THE MUSICAL
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.

440
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,267
AREN'T WE ALL?

441
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:27,970
UNTIL LATER.

442
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,240
BYE-BYE.

443
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:34,444
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

444
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,415
ALL THAT RIDICULOUS DISGUSTING
FLIRTING YOU DO ACTUALLY WORKS.

445
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,150
DON'T GET USED TO IT.

446
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,918
BLAIR, GIVE IT A REST, OK?

447
00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:43,453
WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM HERE>

448
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,087
NOBODY'S GIVING ANYTHING.

449
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,856
MAYBE THEY'RE WAITING
FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT.

450
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,403
WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO GET A STRING QUARTET

451
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,227
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?
452
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:52,429
WAIT A MINUTE.

453
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,097
THERE'S FOUR OF THEM,

454
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,399
AND THERE'S FOUR OF US.

455
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,201
TOOTIE, BE SERIOUS.

456
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,002
EVEN IF WE COULD
GET THE INSTRUMENTS,

457
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,071
US AS A STRING QUARTET?

458
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:30,099
OKAY, SO MAYBE THAT
ISN'T SUCH A HOT IDEA.

459
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,568
WELL, GREAT. NOW WHAT?

460
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,504
WHAT ABOUT PIPPA AND HER
LITTLE SCUZZBALL FRIENDS?

461
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,973
THEY'RE A BAND. WE NEED MUSIC.

462
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:40,510
I DON'T THINK THE NOISE THEY
MAKE LEGALLY QUALIFIES AS MUSIC.

463
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,690
BELIEVE US, TRASH CANS FALLING
DOWNSTAIRS SOUND BETTER.

464
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,680
NAILS ON BLACKBOARD.

465
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:44,981
ANIMALS IN HEAT... PIPPA!

466
00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:48,151
ARE ALL NICE THINGS
THAT GOD GAVE US.

467
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,488
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PARALLEL
PARK A WINNEBAGO IN THIS TRAFFIC.

468
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,390
THANK GOD FOR BUS STOPS.

469
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,091
SORRY, GUYS.
WE'RE IN A LITTLE JAM.

470
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,960
PIPPA! THIS IS AN
EMERGENCY. I NEED YOUR BAND.

471
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,529
THE BAND BROKE UP.

472
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:00,997
ORDINARILY I'D BE THRILLED.

473
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,932
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT
WE WANT TO HEAR.

474
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,133
WELL, IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

475
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,609
WE WERE LOADING
THE STUFF IN THE VAN,

476
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,070
AND I'D HAD JUST ENOUGH
OF AMY PICKING ON ME.

477
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,417
THEN, I GUESS, I SAID
THE WRONG THING,

478
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,708
BECAUSE THIS BIG
CAFUFFLE BROKE OUT.

479
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,376
WELL, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

480
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:17,046
RACK OFF, YOU DAGGY,
HEAD-BANGING VEGGIE-BRAIN.

481
00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:19,281
SOME PEOPLE ARE SO THIN-SKINNED.

482
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,283
YEAH IT'S JUST MY LUCK,

483
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,252
FOUR WOMEN FIGHTING,
AND IT'S NOT OVER ME.

484
00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:26,823
WELL, THIS WHOLE THING HAS
TURNED INTO A COMPLETE DISASTER.

485
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,057
WELL, ALMOST.

486
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:29,793
BLAIR'S HAIR IS STILL GREEN.

487
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,395
WAIT A MINUTE.

488
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,264
WHERE'S ALL THE
STUFF FROM THE BAND?

489
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:35,331
OUTSIDE IN THE WINNEBAGO.

490
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:37,434
I'VE BEEN CARTING
IT AROUND FOR DAYS.

491
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,171
NO. NO, UH-HUH. FORGET IT.

492
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:45,041
IT'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH THAT
STUPID STRING QUARTET IDEA.

493
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,276
JO COME ON, LET'S AT
LEAST THINK ABOUT IT.

494
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,047
HO HO, ROCK AND ROLL.

495
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,616
WE HAVE GOT FOR YOU TONIGHT,

496
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,251
THE HOTTEST, COOLEST,
BADDEST HEAVY METAL BAND

497
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:56,519
EVER TO SHAKE THEIR BOOTY,

498
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,488
THE PEEKSKILL SEWER SYSTEM!

499
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,394
♪ WE'RE BAD GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

500
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,231
♪ YOU BETTER GET
OUT ON THE DOUBLE ♪

501
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,000
♪ WE'LL TURN YOUR
FACE TO RUBBLE ♪

502
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:15,672
♪ WE'RE BAD BAD BAD
GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

503
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,712
♪ WE'RE EVERYBODY'S GARBAGE ♪

504
00:21:22,747 --> 00:21:25,347
♪ WE'RE THE TRASH
YOU JUST THROW OUT ♪

505
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,518
♪ WE'RE THE KIND OF
GIRLS YOUR MOTHER ♪

506
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,920
♪ WARNED YOU ABOUT ♪

507
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,056
♪ WE'RE BAD GIRLS ♪

508
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:57,446
♪ WE'RE BAD GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

509
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,182
♪ YOU BETTER GET
OUT ON THE DOUBLE ♪

510
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,086
♪ WE'LL TURN YOUR
FACE TO RUBBLE ♪

511
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:07,624
♪ WE'RE BAD BAD BAD
GIRLS IN TROUBLE ♪

512
00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:37,353
JO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
DO THE HONORABLE THING,

513
00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:39,255
AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

514
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,525
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THE HONORABLE
THING AND TELL SERGIO THE TRUTH.

515
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,961
YOU'RE SUGGESTING
TELLING THE TRUTH?

516
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,596
I'M DESPERATE.

517
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:47,730
JO LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

518
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,599
UNLESS YOU CERTAINLY
KNOW HOW TO YODEL,

519
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,000
WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE?

520
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,068
I KNOW HOW TO YODEL.

521
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:54,771
THAT SETTLES IT.
WHERE'S MR. PAVAN?

522
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:55,806
COME ON.

523
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,909
UH, MR. PAVAN...

524
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,844
LOOK, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW,

525
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,758
YOU SEE, WE BOOKED A
STRING QUARTET FOR TONIGHT,

526
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,181
BUT THEY CANCELED.

527
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,849
SO THERE IS NO ENTERTAINMENT.

528
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,685
AND PEOPLE ARE
BEGINNING TO GET BORED

529
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,154
AND ARE LEAVING WITHOUT
DONATING ANY MONEY.

530
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,567
SO OBVIOUSLY, THERE
AREN'T ANY FUNDS
531
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,323
FOR YOU TO MATCH.

532
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,993
I'M REALLY SORRY. THANKS
A LOT FOR COMING THOUGH.

533
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:18,028
GOODNIGHT.

534
00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:20,597
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
WHEN YOU'RE HONEST.

535
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,465
GIVE ME A BREAK.

536
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,900
IF YOU DON'T MIND,

537
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,469
I'M TALKING TO MISS WARNER.

538
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,471
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

539
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,007
THERE'S SOMETHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN MUSIC AND FOOD

540
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,776
TO PUT ME IN THE GIVING MOOD

541
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,811
AND THAT'S HONESTY.

542
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:36,746
WELL, THANK YOU.

543
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:40,016
SO HOW MUCH IS HONESTY
WORTH THESE DAYS?

544
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,951
I'LL DONATE $10,000,

545
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:43,786
AND THEN I'LL MATCH IT.

546
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,155
BY THE WAY, HOW DID
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

547
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:49,558
ENJOY YOUR DAY AT MY SALON?

548
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:54,230
WELL... TO BE
HONEST... WE LOVED IT!

549
00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:57,600
IN THAT CASE, I INSIST THAT
YOU COME BACK NEXT WEEK

550
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,902
AND EXPERIENCE
IT ALL OVER AGAIN.