The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec
by Vivec
                   Words of wisdom relating to Vivec
   Notes: Reading the first letter of each paragraph of the Sermon
Thirty-Six forms a hidden message: 'Foul Murder'. Additionally, if you
  take Sermon Twenty-Nine, associate each of the thirty-five listed
    numbers with a word in its respective sermon, another hidden
  message is revealed: He was not born a god. His destiny did not
 lead him to this crime. He chose this path of his own free will. He
   stole the godhood and murdered the Hortator. Vivec wrote this.
 This is the longest series of books where every one is a skill book.
 The Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind adds Sermon Thirty-Seven to
                                the tally.
                            Sermon One
  He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war
  with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen,
   and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and
 things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they
   were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife
                                      and said:
'I am the Face-Snaked Queen of the Three in One. In you is an image and
      a seven-syllable spell, AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, which you will
                         repeat to it until mystery comes.'
       Then Ayem threw the netchiman's wife into the ocean water where
         dreughs took her into castles of glass and coral. They gifted the
netchiman's wife with gills and milk fingers, changing her sex so that she
    might give birth to the image as an egg. There she stayed for seven or
                                   eight months.
                Then Seht came to the netchiman's wife and said:
    'I am the Clockwork King of the Three in One. In you is an egg of my
  brother-sister, who possesses invisible knowledge of words and swords,
                which you shall nurture until the Hortator comes.'
     And Seht then extended his hands and multitudes of homunculi came
 forth, each like a glimmering rope through the water, and they raised the
       netchiman's wife back to the surface world and set her down on the
    shoals of Azura's coast. There she lay for seven or eight more months,
  caring for the egg-knowledge by whispering to it the Codes of Mephala
        and the prophecies of Veloth and even the forbidden teachings of
                                      Trinimac.
   Seven Daedra came to her one night and each one gave to the egg new
       motions that could be achieved by certain movements of the bones.
These are called the Barons of Move Like This. Then an eighth Daedroth
 came, and he was a Demiprince, called Fa-Nuit-Hen, or the Multiplier of
                     Motions Known. And Fa-Nuit-Hen said:
                             'Whom do you wait for?'
                 To which the netchiman's wife said the Hortator.
  'Go to the land of the Indoril in three months' time, for that is when war
 comes. I return now to haunt the warriors who fell and still wonder why.
                             But first I show you this.'
       Then the Barons and the Demiprince joined together into a pillar of
  fighting styles terrible to behold and they danced before the egg and its
                                  learning image.
     'Look, little Vehk, and find the face behind the splendor of my bladed
 carriage, for in it is delivered the unmixed conflict path, perfect in every
                            way. What is its number?'
    It is said the number is the number of birds that can nest in an ancient
   tibrol tree, less three grams of honest work, but Vivec in his later years
             found a better one and so gave this secret to his people.
     'For I have crushed a world with my left hand,' he will say, 'but in my
   right hand is how it could have won against me. Love is under my will
                                        only.'
                      The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
                            Sermon Two
      The netchiman's wife who carried the egg of Vivec within her went
 looking for the lands of the Indoril. Along the journey many spirits came
  to see her and offer instructions to her son-daughter, the future glorious
                  invisible warrior-poet of Vvardenfell, Vivec.
    The first spirit threw his arms about her and hugged his knowledge in
tight. The netchiman's wife became soaked in the Incalculable Effort. The
     egg was delighted and did somersaults inside her, bowing to the five
                          corners of the world and saying:
  'Thus whoever performs this holy act shall be proud and mighty among
                                       the rest!'
  The second spirit was too aloof and acted above his station so much that
  he was driven off by a headache spell. The third spirit, At-Hatoor, came
     down to the netchiman's wife while she relaxed for a while under an
       Emperor Parasol. His garments were made from implications of
    meaning, and the egg looked at them three times. The first time Vivec
                                         said:
                               'Ha, it means nothing!'
                       After looking a second time he said:
                'Hmm, there might be something there after all.'
        Finally, giving At-Hatoor's garments a sidelong glance, he said:
 'Amazing, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail!'
              'There is a proverb,' At-Hatoor said, and then he left.
  The fourth spirit came with the fifth, for they were cousins. They could
 ghost touch and probed inside the egg to find its core. Some say Vivec at
    this point was shaped like a star with its penumbra broken off; others,
                 that it looked like a revival of vanished forms.
 'From my side of the family,' the first cousin said, 'I bring you a series of
            calamities that will bring about the end of the universe.'
'And from my side,' the second cousin said, 'I bring you all the primordial
               marriages that must happen within them, each one.'
   At this the egg laughed. 'I am given too much to bear so young. I must
                              have been born before.'
And then the sixth spirit appeared, the Black Hands Mephala, who taught
     the Velothi at the beginning of days all the arts of sex and murder. Its
   burning heart melted the eyes of the netchiman's wife and took the egg
  from her belly with six cutting strokes. The egg-image, however, could
     see into what it had been before in ancient times, when the earth still
                            cooled, and was not blinded.
    It joined with the Daedroth and took its former secrets, leaving a few
  behind to keep the web of the world from disentangling. Then the Black
  Hands Mephala put the egg back into the netchiman's wife and blew on
  her with magic breath until the hole closed up. But the Daedroth did not
                           give her back her eyes, saying:
   'God hath three keys; of birth, of machines, and of the words between.'
         Within this Sermon the wise may find one half of these keys.
                      The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
                          Sermon Three
Being blind the netchiman's wife wandered into a cave on her way to the
 domains of House Indoril. It so happened that this cave was a Dwemeri
    stronghold. The Dwemer spied the egg and captured the netchiman's
wife. They bound her head to foot and brought her deep within the earth.
 She heard one say, 'Go and make a simulacrum of her and place it back
   on the surface, for she has something akin to what we have and so the
           Velothi will covet it and notice if she is too long away.'
In the darkness, the netchiman's wife felt great knives try to cut her open.
   When the knives did not work, the Dwemer used solid sounds. When
  those did not work, great heat was brought to bear. Nothing was of any
             use, and the egg of Vivec remained safe within her.
    A Dwemer said, 'Nothing is of any use. We must go and misinterpret
                                       this.'
          Vivec felt that his mother was afraid, and so consoled her.
                     'The fire is mine: let it consume thee,
                            And make a secret door
                            At the altar of Padhome,
                          In the House of Boet-hi-Ah
                             Where we become safe
                                And looked after.'
 This old prayer made the netchiman's wife smile and begin such a deep
 sleep that when Dwemeri atronachs returned with cornered spheres and
 cut her apart she did not awake and died peacefully. Vivec was removed
  from her womb and placed within a magical glass for further study. To
confound his captors, he channeled his essence into love, an emotion the
                         Dwemer knew nothing about.
The egg said: 'Love is used not only as a constituent in moods and affairs,
 but also as the raw material from which relationships produce hour-later
     exasperations, regrettably fashioned restrictions, riddles laced with
    affections known only to the loving couple, and looks that linger too
   long. Love is also an often-used ingredient in some transparent verbal
     and nonverbal transactions where, eventually, it can sometimes be
    converted to a variety of true devotions, some of which yield tough,
       insoluble, and infusible unions. In its basic form, love supplies
      approximately thirteen draughts of all energy that is derived from
    relationships. Its role and value in society at large are controversial.'
   The Dwemer were vexed at these words and tried to hide behind their
power symbols. They sent their atronachs to remove the egg-image from
  their cave and place it within the simulacrum they had made of Vivec's
                                     mother.
  A Dwemer said, 'We Dwemer are only aspirants to this that the Velothi
have. They shall be our doom in this and the eight known worlds, NIRN,
       LHKAN, RKHET, THENDR, KYNRT, AKHAT, MHARA, and
                                   JHUNAL.'
                  The secret to doom is within this Sermon.
                    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.