Emcee Wedding Script — Funny & Unique Edition
🎉 Opening / Welcome
“Ladies, gentlemen, friends, family, and those of you just here for the free food —
Welcome to the event of the season: the wedding reception of [Bride’s Name] and [Groom’s Name]!
I’m [Your Name], your emcee-slash-party-starter for the evening. Think of me as your GPS through love,
laughter, and possibly a little too much dancing later.”
“Now, before we begin — quick show of hands, who already cried during the ceremony? Don’t lie, we saw
you dabbing your eyes like you were fighting off a sneeze. It’s okay — love makes us emotional… and also
broke. But that’s future [Bride and Groom]’s problem!”
👑 Grand Entrance of the Couple
“Alright people, it’s time. Grab your phones. Put them on ‘record’ if you must — but please, remember to
look at the couple, not just your screen.
Let’s give a royal, standing, screaming, cheering welcome to the couple of the century —
Mr. & Mrs. [Last Name]!”
[Insert entrance music — fun or dramatic — and let them strut in]
“There they are — looking like they just stepped out of a bridal magazine, or maybe a Netflix rom-com.
Don’t they look disgustingly in love?”
🍽 Dinner Time
“Before we dive into the fun, let's address the second most important part of the evening — the FOOD.
We’ve got a buffet that’ll make your stomach and soul say thank you, so please proceed to the food area like
civilized adults — not like you're lining up for Black Friday deals.”
🎲 Unique Twist: “Love Test” Game (Crowd Game)
“Alright, before you get too full, let’s do a quick ‘Love Test’ to warm things up!
Everyone, stand up! Yes, even you, Tito with the plate piled sky high!”
Ask a few fun questions. Example:
“Stay standing if you’ve been in love before.”
“Stay standing if you’ve ever sent a cringey love text.”
“Stay standing if you’ve ever stalked someone’s ex on Facebook.”
“Stay standing if you think [Bride and Groom] are meant to be forever!”
“If you're still standing, congratulations — you're either in love, slightly crazy, or both. Just like our
newlyweds!”
🎤 Couple Trivia Game (For the Couple)
“Let’s test how well our lovebirds know each other with a quick trivia round — Newlywed Game style!”
Ask questions like:
“Who takes longer to get ready?”
“Who said ‘I love you’ first?”
“Who is more likely to start a pointless argument and then walk away like nothing
happened?”
“Who’s the real boss in the relationship?”
(Use shoe game style or written boards for extra fun)
🎤 Speeches (with a twist)
“Let’s now hear from the people who’ve known the couple long enough to blackmail them — it’s speech
time!
First up: [Best Man], who’s legally required to say a few words — and hopefully not ruin the groom’s
reputation entirely.”
(after each one)
“Wow. Touching, hilarious, possibly incriminating. Thank you, [Name]!”
💃 First Dance (but make it dramatic)
“It’s time for the moment you've all been waiting for — no, not dessert —
the first dance as husband and wife!
Let’s dim the lights and pretend we’re all in a Nicholas Sparks movie…”
(Optional: sneak in a surprise choreographed dance halfway to shake things up)
🎂 Cake Cutting (with jokes)
“Now we move on to the sweetest part of the evening — and no, I’m not talking about the couple. It’s cake
time!
Let’s see if they feed each other nicely or if this turns into the next viral cake smash moment.”
💐 Bouquet & Garter Toss (add a twist)
“Single ladies — line up! It’s time for the bouquet toss, aka Hunger Games: Wedding Edition.
And gentlemen — your time is coming. Just make sure the garter toss doesn’t end up on grandma’s head
again.”
🎤 Closing Remarks
“And just like that — love wins.
On behalf of [Bride and Groom], thank you all for being part of this beautiful day.
May your hearts be full, your glasses be refilled, and your dance moves slightly better than mine.
Let’s keep the energy alive, and give our newlyweds the party they deserve!”
Wedding Reception Emcee Script
🎤 Opening / Welcoming Guests
“Good [evening/afternoon], ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to the most awaited celebration of love — the wedding reception of the lovely couple, [Bride’s
Name] and [Groom’s Name]!
My name is [Your Name], and I’ll be your host for today’s joyous event. So sit back, relax, grab a drink if
you haven’t already, and get ready to witness a night filled with love, laughter, and lasting memories.”
🎤 Entrance of the Newlyweds
“Now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
Everyone, please rise, clap your hands, and make some noise as we welcome, for the first time as husband
and wife…
[MR. & MRS. (Last Name)]! 🎉
Cue entrance song
Look at them glow! Let’s give them another round of applause!”
🎤 Opening Remarks / Toast (Optional)
“Before we begin the festivities, let us invite [Name] for a short welcome toast. Please give them a warm
round of applause!”
(after toast)
“Thank you, [Name], for those beautiful words!”
🎤 Dinner Announcement
“Love is in the air, and so is the smell of amazing food! At this point, we invite everyone to enjoy the
sumptuous feast prepared with love.
Please proceed to the buffet / wait to be served, and bon appétit!”
🎤 Games / Entertainment (optional)
“While everyone’s enjoying their meal, let’s keep the energy flowing with a little fun! We’ve got a few
games lined up, and of course, some prizes too.
Who’s ready to play?”
(Insert game instructions, audience participation, or entertainers like singers/dancers if planned)
🎤 Speeches / Toasts
“Now let’s take a moment to hear from the people closest to the couple. Please welcome [Best Man / Maid
of Honor / Parents, etc.] as they share their heartfelt words for [Bride and Groom].”
(after each speech)
“Thank you, [Name], that was truly moving!”
🎤 First Dance
“Ladies and gentlemen, get your tissues ready — it’s time for the couple’s first dance as husband and wife.
Let’s give them the dance floor and all our love.”
🎤 Parent Dances (Optional)
“Up next is a special moment as [Bride] dances with her father, and [Groom] shares a dance with his
mother. Let’s honor these beautiful bonds.”
🎤 Cutting the Cake
“Time for the sweet part — and no, I’m not talking about the couple. It’s cake time! Let’s gather around as
[Bride and Groom] cut their wedding cake together for the very first time.”
🎤 Bouquet & Garter Toss (Optional)
“Single ladies, gather around — it’s your chance to catch the bouquet!
And gentlemen… stay close, because the garter toss is up next!”
🎤 Thank You / Closing Remarks
“As the night draws to a close, on behalf of [Bride and Groom], we want to thank you all for being here —
for your love, your laughter, and your presence.
This day wouldn’t be the same without each and every one of you.
Let’s send the couple off with a dance floor full of energy and hearts full of joy.
Congratulations once again to Mr. & Mrs. [Last Name]!”
Wedding Program Introductory Speech (Emcee)
“Good [afternoon/evening], everyone!
Family, friends, titos and titas, ninongs and ninangs, and everyone who’s here for the free food — welcome!
It is my absolute honor and joy to be your emcee for today, as we witness something truly magical: the
celebration of love between two amazing people, [Bride’s Name] and [Groom’s Name].
Today isn't just about saying ‘I do.’ It’s about saying, ‘I promise to love you even when you steal the
blanket,’ ‘I promise to laugh at your corny jokes,’ and, of course, ‘I promise not to watch the next episode
without you.’
We are here not only to celebrate the joining of two hearts, but the joining of two families, two barkadas,
and let's be honest — two group chats.
So, whether you traveled from across the world or just down the street, thank you for being here. Your
presence is a gift (though the couple still appreciates actual gifts, don't worry).
We’ve got a beautiful program lined up today — from heartfelt speeches to fun games, romantic dances, and
possibly a few tears. Maybe even a tita or two dancing to the wrong beat. It's going to be that kind of night.
So please, sit back, relax, take lots of photos (preferably of the couple, not just the food), and help us make
this celebration one for the books.
Once again, welcome to the wedding of [Bride’s Name] and [Groom’s Name]! Let’s get this party started!”
