The scone is etn the cockpit of an A319 aircraft. The pot (Moris) and the copilot (Weffreare making routne announcements in preparation for landing. Act 1 ‘Scene 1 Mori (nthe aircraft epoakor) leo eveyone, ti is your ever speaking? Jet “Captain” Mori: What Je “Captain. You say captain, not civ This isn'ta bust Mots" know Moris (nthe aca speaker) “Anyway we are about to land in, exh. Jef "Yes? Mors" tink | might have orton * ef “YOU FORGOT WHERE WE ARE LANDING!" Monts: "No, no, ve sil got, i’ just slo "You've got severe memory lost?" Morr: ‘fine, ! may forget hing, but that doesn't mean that I've got memory loss! You see, ‘hat makes us human is that we ae no perfect. Everyone has the right toe orcs 1 a och tenant srt “ees nny wee a oe rs Tha Mo spa nen ‘Jef (In a hushed tone) “Why di even apply fo ths job.‘Metis: “Hey, Jeff, hw long tl landing?” “elt: * Youre the captain, ask yousel” Mons: " About twenty minutes. According to the system, that is” Jef" Asif the system would be wrong.” Act 1 Scene 2 “There are some fs, rapid knocks on the cabin door A cabin sf witty antes, with se aleak on teirfage. Both pilot and copiot swivel round e see what ther visitor hss toll them Morris: * Wel, bello there* cabin staf: Yes, eth, hello, Look, ve got something to tell you. fs wrpent” Moris: “Oh, let me guess, the pizzas have run out. Tha's ashame, | was actualy Geng to try ther” Cabin staf: * No i that* Monts: "The pizzas were never actualy boarded! Well tony gets better” Cabin stat "Wil you please just istent™ Mort: “This happened to me once, | thnk twas in Copennagen? Noateing trucks, abecutely ghasly” Cabin staf “A crew member has dsappeeredt” Monis:* Wel why dit you say 80" ef "Wel whois this mystery magician?” Cabin staf “Jon Butler? Moris: ‘Dont recognise that name from the boarding isn fac, fai catain that wasnt there” “cabin staf: “Nether do | Just read it from his 1D card before he vanished” “Jefe "Well whatever happened, he mus til be on this plane, Have a thorough search ‘through the cabin, leave no luggage untumed! Mis wil hep you"Moris: (Iteruptd from picking his nose)“ wit Jett Ye a. Now Mer: "Sreanen dey beinchape? Jat" yo sates si oper coset et qs wrong” Merson yah Farpot See Jef "And grab me some crisps from the back wile you're at The cabin staff member and Monts leave the cabin, Mors tripping on the door on his way ‘ut, Jets fet alone in the cabin. Oris he? A cupboard that was previously half open now ‘quichy closes, and the auctence glimpse a figure inside. Act 1 Scene 3 Jef: "Anh the peace! No Mortis to tel of, no woes to think about | am absclutely, once ‘and tly ‘The cupboard opens wih bang, andthe figure on a ttn. Hating Jes shuer nt one hand he proses i gunpoint is hath te othe a ee ee eft" Please don't hut mo. just bought @ now cor* Ua: "Oh, | wil do more than hurt you. | will do something worse than you have ever imagines. Jef (Sobbing) "was a Mercedes.” Ug" | will destroy you, and everyone else on this damned plane!‘Monts: “Can we please just pay attention tothe story! Now, siting at ome with noting to do an make you very thirsty. So, | decided to drink some water. Now, crnking 2 of water can make you =" Jef "23 Lies Monts: was tis! Anyway, | nee he loo, Problem was, the toll was out of use. twas blocked by someone when they shed down all my superhero ninja collectable toys" Ug: ‘Oh come on, those wers just some wood carvings you found onthe streets Moris: ‘Those were worth millions!” Up: “Could have told me that before Jef: “Just get on wth it The seting changes toa highly lt casino Monts: “ine. Back othe story. Soi | couldnt go at home, where should | go? The casino of course! It was right next dooro us, and we went thee al the time, to pay games, to eat {ood, and to just relax. As soon 2s | entered the casino, | sped dow the corde tothe tales” Jaf "Didrit you say Ug was also ina casino?” Moris: “Exactly. As | opened the tlt doo, | had no idea ofthe chaos it would cause, For when it opened, it hit Ug. Square in the face, causing him ofall back and knock down some ‘Poker thingies. Ug lost the bet Ashe always won, he teed to bet quite high. And this ime, the betted everything we owned. nciusing us” Jef: "Buti illegal to bet people! Monts: “Say that o him! I managed to escape, but they took Ug, and everything we cued” Jef: "Wait guys, were al ere, who's fying the plane?” Us "Me, Act2 Scene 3The scene changes back fo he aircraft cockpit, and Ug is now siting inthe caotain’s seat. Monts: "Hey, that's my seat!" Jef: "You can' take contol ofthe plane! We're going to land in twenty minutes! Ug: "No we are not" ‘Mortis: “gasps* "No, no, how could yout” Jef: How could you what!” Mort: “You've tuned to the darkside Jef, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘Monts tums around o face Jef Monts: "He's going to crash te plane! Jef: "NOOO..." Ug: Oh, yes. Mortis: “But wry Up:"! gave you one single job to do that right, and you failed me! From then co, 1 have never trusted single person my entire Wel” Mocs “So all thi, is just revenge” Us:“Yeah basicaly” Moris: “Well is oval of, YOURE oul! Ug “That's sort of the pent” ‘Moris, in his anxiety is pressing random buttons onthe rot. He does not rediso that ho ‘accidental presses the eect seat A low rumble starts below the cabin. I gos lauder every second Mortis: “uh oh Ug: Ha, ties more than an ub oh, this isthe end ofthe road for everyone on this pa- ‘The seat eects and Ug is shot out ofthe cockpit. Both Jeff and Morris look up through the ‘hole inthe roof. Through the window you can see the approaching ground,“Mortis: *Or everyone out of the plane.” Jef: "We didi! | cat believe we did! We have saved te planel And can rally see my Mercedes again!” ‘Ate appears inthe background. It's quickly coming closer asthe plane crops in atc. Mortis: ‘You are certainly correct Jef. Now that's what | cll a job well done-.* BOOOOOO00000000000M ‘They colide with the tree and alight tum of THE END